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Oct. 13, 2022 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin

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Painting Stream with @RekietaLaw and @HeelvsBabyface

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	Hey folks, how's it going?
	Thank you for joining us.
	I'm here with Nick Rikita and as from Heels Verse Babyface, and we are painting Warhammer miniatures.
	And if you don't like it, you know where the fucking X is.
	How's it going, chaps?
	Oh, great, man.
	How are you?
	How are you doing?
	Yeah, I'm really well, man.
	Really well.
	I've been looking forward to this for ages, but someone got their YouTube channel yeeted.
	What are you talking about?
	As why did you do that?
	I'm sorry, man.
	I just couldn't take it any longer.
	But no, it's good to see that you're back on YouTube, man.
	Glad that's all things as it should be.
	Yeah, it was a harrowing couple days.
	I mean, to be honest, it was like, what the well, what's next?
	I mean, of course, you have like your backup plan and you go do these things, but it's like, I worked on that for a long time.
	I really don't want to just let it go.
	But, but yeah, in the end, it all worked out.
	So that's, that's good.
	And, and everybody had my, everybody had my back, which was awesome.
	That's really cool.
	I mean, it's sad that we've got to fucking have a backup plan, though, right?
	Yeah.
	Like, everyone's like, oh, God, what's your backup plan for YouTube?
	Why the fuck would I need one of those?
	That's what it should be.
	I've got a really dark answer to that.
	I'll leave that for a little bit into the stream.
	I think, bro.
	So, yeah, how are you, as?
	I'm doing good.
	I'm doing good.
	It's good to be doing another one of these.
	It was a lot of fun last time on Nicola's channel before, again, he got yeeted.
	You got to keep just rubbing that salt in.
	Well, you know, you said it was a harrowing couple of days.
	I had a harrowing morning.
	I just done the crappy she-hulk stuff.
	And then I got an email from YouTube saying we have cancelled your AdSense.
	Everyone got one of those, man.
	Oh.
	And I just, I got my freaking ass nearly fell out.
	I was like, what?
	And then so I got in contact with the partnership program and I was just like, what?
	Hello?
	I didn't, I didn't cancel nothing.
	What's going on?
	And then they said, oh, there's certain aspects of AdSense that you don't use as a YouTuber.
	And so we've actually just cancelled them.
	But, you know, your AdSense for YouTube, that's fine.
	Don't worry about that.
	Oh, man.
	I needed to hear that.
	I was.
	Yeah.
	Thank you for telling me email, couldn't you?
	Yes, exactly.
	In big bold fucking print.
	I got one as well this afternoon.
	I was just like, oh, shit.
	I mean, in literally we it's from Google Payments.
	One of your accounts was cancelled.
	And it's like, thanks.
	You know, it was like, that's not what you want to hear.
	And it was just like, yeah, so you know, you're fucked.
	And they're not even like, you know, like, they've got like a contact us at the bottom, but they're just like, yeah, so that's gone.
	If you've got any money in there, we'll pay it out and goodbye.
	Basically, yeah.
	If you've got over £10, we'll pay it out.
	But if you don't, we're keeping it.
	Here, let's show the chat.
	Let me get my, let me just edit out a couple of things real quick.
	I don't know that it matters, but I just want to show the chat what Rikita, this is why you got fucking tanked.
	What are you doing?
	No.
	Oh, I was like, no, there's nothing wrong with this one.
	With this one, he says.
	Here we go.
	Let me just get to edit something.
	Have I got?
	Did I buy two packets of this?
	I don't know, maybe i'm doing my uh 30k uh, Sons Of Horror, here we go, here we go, here we go.
	So this is what uh, this is what you wake up to sometimes when you just when youtube is what you do and remember, youtube is what you do.
	So this is like it makes it look like it's like you woke up and they're like, yes your uh, your position at the factory was, was cancelled.
	Yeah well, not actually your position at the factory, your position working at any other station in the factory was cancelled, but your station is fine.
	It's like, oh, my god, thank you for the heart attack.
	Yeah, how do you not?
	Yourself, when you see that in the morning, come on and the thing is, it's like this is literally the only employer in town as well.
	Yeah right, you know, I don't know, i'm gonna have to suck some dick at rumble.
	I think you know, maybe I mean, I like rumble, but like it.
	If people are on youtube, what the can you do?
	Um oh, I know, i'm just, i'm just looking for that contract, that's all.
	Get me just, you know, get me signed up for a contract, that'd be fine.
	You gotta, you gotta drag them, you gotta drag them to Rumble.
	I think uh, there's some, there's some things on Rumble that need to be fixed for sure, like the some chat functionality.
	That is just, it's a little bit behind, but I will say um, people seem to really be responding well over on mine uh, just with the general freedom of it.
	Like the streams, the streams get to be spicier.
	You don't have to worry, like the and and.
	It's not about like, doing anything that is um, that's cancelable.
	It's about doing the basic stuff that Youtube makes really difficult, like if you share a clip and there's background music, you're not going to get a DMCA takedown or your ad revenue taken away, it's so.
	It's like uh, please cancel one of your accounts.
	You're not going to get your.
	Uh, you're going to.
	You can go ahead and and show a video, like a video clip from a show, or you can uh.
	Sometimes what I do is talk about you know something that involves violence uh, like a police shooting or whatever, and not worry about getting an age restriction or your channel terminated because, oh well, that there was just too many drops of blood in that scene, sorry like.
	That's the real, that's the real freedom.
	I mean remember Nick, do you sorry?
	Do you remember when um Youtube applied that to video game violence as well?
	Yes amazing, did they?
	Yes, and and they were like gaming channels overnight that were getting just done, you're done.
	Well there's, everything was demonetized.
	Everything was like, oh no yeah, that was bad.
	Yeah, people doing Skyrim videos got a lot of it.
	Uh, because you're killing people on Skyrim please yeah yeah so, but did you guys?
	Uh, did you guys see when that guy, the one brilliant guy, Was doing the videos from Red Dead Redemption, yeah, He was like, he would take and kill the feminist, he would go to the suffragettes and just start punching the suffragettes in the face.
	I love after he got taken down, like he got taken down and restored.
	And then the very next video was deporting a Mexican.
	Oh, man, mad lad.
	That feels like the wild west of YouTube.
	You know, oh, it was though, wasn't it?
	It was so back in like 2017.
	It was brilliant.
	How could I mean?
	I, I, it's just funny to me because you know, you're dealing with pixels here, you're dealing with pixels.
	This isn't a real person, and to try and equate it.
	Um, and then there was those articles that were coming out about we need to start respecting NPCs in video games.
	It was getting, it was getting, oh, yeah, yeah, there were, there were articles coming out.
	Yes, you need to start respecting NPCs.
	NPCs are there against their will.
	All this kind of absolute freaking insanity with articles against their fucking will.
	Yeah.
	Bitch, I've programmed their will.
	They're totally willing to be there.
	That's just it.
	They're saying, no, they're not.
	They're not.
	They were not, you know, they were created and then they should be tread as a as an individual.
	And just, oh my God, how Jesus, woman, you've never come in your life.
	You've never come in your life.
	Stop it.
	Stop it.
	It's insane.
	The levels.
	And then they always like, once they get called out on how stupid that stance is, they always try to go back to like, well, it fosters a desensitization towards people.
	It's like, no, I kill people in video games, so I don't have to anywhere else.
	I don't have to when they're out of fries.
	Like, come on.
	Every time I see one of those, one of those videos where in the hood, they're just destroying like a dairy queen or something because they gave them the wrong barbecue sauce.
	Like, you know what?
	If they just had Grand Theft Auto V in their life, this would never happen.
	They just, they just go and punch a hooker to death.
	Like, what are we talking about?
	Why?
	In a video game.
	In a video game, yeah.
	In a video game.
	Yeah.
	So, it's so bizarre because, you know, they've done so many studies about violence and video games, and none of it equates to violence in real life.
	No, no legitimate study has equated that at all.
	So you have these absolute lunatics who are essentially saying, I can't differentiate between fantasy and reality, trying to tell people who can differentiate between fantasy and reality to stop doing the fantasy, which isn't reality.
	Mental.
	You need to account for my neuroses.
	Yes.
	I mean, how many billions of people play video games?
	It's unbelievable.
	Right now, it's like the biggest entertainment industry in the world.
	Yes.
	It's like almost everyone.
	At some point, it plays some kind of video games.
	And actually, the crime rate is not skyrocketing.
	So if there was a correlation between the two, where is it?
	You're probably just lying, Sargon.
	That's why.
	Well, yeah, I mean, I took the stats and I fixed them.
	Sargon of lies, card.
	Yeah.
	The streets are piling up with bodies because of video games, but I'm covering it up.
	I got dead hookers on the floor next to me right now.
	Yeah.
	I got a God.
	I wish that were me.
	Yeah, my wife just won't have any of it, though.
	But I've decided I'm going to kill the hookers.
	I've decided I'm going to turn on a new leaf.
	I'm going to go woke.
	I've decided.
	Oh, thank God.
	Finally.
	And I thought, what better place to start with some LGBTQ representation?
	So I'm going to dress up as Jeffrey Dahmer for Halloween.
	Oh.
	That's cool.
	I love that that was on LGBT LGBT category on Netflix and they fucking removed.
	Oh, no, no.
	We don't want that kind of representation.
	Oh, really?
	Okay.
	You're the most famous LGBTQ people there is.
	Yeah.
	How dare you?
	What about his LGBTQ victims?
	Come on.
	And yeah, like, are you denying Jeffrey Dahmer's lived experience or something?
	Like, come on.
	It's disgusting.
	Are you denying his truth?
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's his subjective truth, isn't it?
	I don't know how all of this works.
	It's far too complex for me.
	I just let the look.
	I let the experts talk about it and then apply their standards.
	And so, yeah, I think his live, his, his lived truth is the most important thing to preserve here.
	Yeah.
	Do you see like the other sake?
	Bible commandment, eat thy neighbor as thyself.
	Do you think those articles like, oh my God, this dharma type, this Dharma drama is like so hot.
	He's so like, hot.
	It's like he would fucking eat you.
	He would stick your head in a freaking mentalist.
	But, you know, everything's going to be shipped.
	Oh, my God.
	You know, I don't know someone's surname and just call him Smith and be, oh my God, shipping Dar Smith.
	Well, you know, you watch the child's play movies.
	Yeah.
	Chucky is now an LGBTQ icon.
	Wait, what?
	Because he's trans.
	I swear to God, Google.
	He's non-binary on.
	Yeah.
	He's non-binary.
	He uses some weird pronouns.
	And it's like, this is a murderer.
	He's literally a psychotic murderer, but he won't misgender you.
	No.
	Thank God.
	So is he stab you?
	He'll stab you and kill you, but he won't misgender you.
	Yeah.
	Basically, just like any LG.
	What?
	I need anything.
	YouTube, I disavow everything that says.
	I have links to this channel if you want to take down a video.
	I was talking about Jeffrey Dahmer.
	The problem with the Dahmer show is they hired that actor to play Dahmer, and that guy is just a fucking charmer.
	He has been ever since American Horror Story, right?
	Tate, the first season.
	Like everybody, like, I don't know, maybe not everybody.
	I like that actor.
	I think he's really, really fantastic just in general.
	But like, he's this, he's this handsome guy.
	And he's, he's a really good, he's really good at getting into roles or whatever.
	And some women just fucking love him.
	Jeffrey Dahmer got away with it, right?
	Because he was a handsome, charming guy.
	And everyone was like, oh, it can't be this guy.
	Yeah, that's how a lot of them do.
	He's very wary of handsome, charming men.
	Yeah.
	Do you know the circumstances of how he was killed in prison?
	No, no, I don't.
	Somebody frightened him.
	And he said, watch it, mate.
	I eat guys for you like for breakfast.
	So he likes a good pun as well.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	And then he got stabbed like 25 times.
	I guess the guy didn't get the joke.
	I don't know.
	no sense of humor no yeah that's ah i love the groaners That had nothing to do with Jeffrey Dahmer.
	You have nothing to do with Jeffrey Dahmer?
	No, I. Is that what you said?
	No, I am the owner of the Jeffrey Dahmer fan club.
	Oh, I was going to make that joke.
	I've got nothing to do with Jeffrey Dahmer.
	just run the fan club I'm just posting some things now Yeah.
	You know, some tracking devices for people.
	So what are you painting, Nick?
	I'm still, dude, I only paint with you guys because I just don't have any time lately.
	I'm still working on this stupid soul drinker and will be forever.
	I think till the end of my life.
	I'm never going to finish it.
	It is so hard to paint these giant surfaces.
	It'd be way better with an airbrush.
	Dude, I tell you what, I'm married to my fucking airbrush these days.
	I need to learn.
	I don't know how I'd get by without it.
	It's turned my painting into like an industrialized process.
	It's fucking amazing.
	Yeah, I need to get one.
	But I need to have the time to justify getting one before I bother getting one, but it would be awesome.
	They're not even that expensive, to be honest.
	No, they're not bad at all.
	Do you know?
	I was like, why don't you get one?
	I'm like, I'm not paying for that.
	And then, you know, I thought, oh, 50 quid, why not?
	And I married to it.
	Did you do you have it set up like somewhere else or is it in your office?
	Because I hear that like the kind of just casual overspray gets, even if you try and contain it, gets everywhere.
	Oh, I haven't really had a problem with it.
	Like all I do is just like have an A4 sheet with a bit of paper towel on and a box that I keep the half-painted stuff in, just, you know, like an open shoebox, basically, and then just spray into that.
	And it, you know, it's no problem at all.
	Oh, okay.
	I'd heard that people had, like, there's just kind of a subtle mist going everywhere, even if you tried to contain it in a box.
	But maybe, maybe I heard from the wrong people or they were doing it wrong.
	Or there's just a subtle mist spray all over my dining room table and I haven't noticed it yet.
	But I think my wife would have noticed by now.
	So I would have been in trouble.
	So the fact that I'm not in trouble over it means that it's not a problem.
	You have to use a mask for it.
	I mean, I'm not saying it's not sensible, but I don't.
	Look, only once it tastes.
	Only if you're only if your airbrush starts coughing, then you've got to wear a mask for 14 days or whatever.
	Yeah.
	But I've been doing this on and off for like 30 fucking years now.
	So honestly, I don't even think I can taste it.
	I'm so used to the taste of acrylic paint at this point.
	Oh, yeah.
	A bit leady, but there again, so G Fuel.
	Oh, Jesus.
	I can't.
	This is my weakness.
	I could never get a sponsorship from G Fuel because I can't fucking drink an energy drink to save my life.
	I find them just revolting.
	Dude, I'm pepped up on five monster rippers today.
	I'm not even joking.
	I'm glad for you, man.
	I know, but I need, it was a long day.
	It's going to be a long day today.
	And I didn't get, I got like four hours sleep.
	So I have resorted to artificial means to keep me functional.
	Well, I mean, I can understand why you'd do it.
	People chatting.
	Endorsing energy drinks.
	Yeah, disgusting.
	Also, I don't think we're allowed to promote cocaine on YouTube.
	Oh, don't do that.
	Then Coca-Cola cane.
	I was literally joking, though.
	I think it's disgusting.
	This is the thing, isn't it?
	YouTube's so fucking gay now.
	I have to literally say that about everything you say.
	Yeah, can't say that.
	Can't say that.
	Oh, for fuck's sake, man.
	You know, joking.
	I'm joking.
	I'm joking.
	Sorry.
	Yeah, it's kind of, it's, it's a running joke on my channel because I don't know why.
	I don't know why my channel makes cocaine jokes.
	And I say I could never do cocaine because if I tried once, I'd do all of it at the same time.
	And like, I'm not sure where that comes from.
	But so I don't think about it.
	Sorry.
	Sorry, YouTube gods.
	What do you, what?
	I'm joking.
	Don't worry.
	Just joke.
	Just joke a YouTube channel.
	Don't worry.
	But no, it's fucking gay, though, isn't it?
	That we can't just like make jokes.
	It's like, dude, it's unreal.
	I love that you're saying it's gay because I said something was gay the other day, and I got a message from someone.
	They're like, Nick, you know, I like your content, but you said something was very gay.
	And that was, God, I wish I remembered exactly what I said.
	It was like that was unreasonably insensitive.
	And I was, I said, and I said, calling things unreasonably insensitive is gay.
	That wasn't gay.
	I've never watched my channel before.
	It's like, I'm a fan of your channel.
	It's like, then you've heard me call stuff gay for five straight years, man.
	Like, just, I mean, 90s gay.
	Like, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Not South Puri is gay like now.
	Oh, geez.
	Yeah.
	Not Tom or Gay.
	Oh, no.
	So, uh, I meant to, I meant to ask you about She-Hulk because I'm too fucking lazy to watch it.
	Oh, God.
	No, you're too sensible.
	It's too sensible.
	No, no, no.
	You know, there's a part of me that does wish I had like the time to kind of hate watch it because I do think that like it represents the people who make it a bit too much.
	And so they look like fucking neurotic losers.
	They are.
	Yeah.
	So that's not this week's finale.
	Was honest to God.
	This, this could be the worst thing that's ever been, the worst show, worst episode of any television that's ever been.
	Even that sounds worth watching, actually.
	You know, this is literally the worst show that's ever been made.
	That's actually an accomplishment.
	The thing is, I don't think they really try too hard.
	That's just the problem.
	I think the ineptness is so baked in.
	Yeah.
	It's just not, it's not a biggie.
	It's not difficult for them to just turn out absolute shite.
	Is it true that Doomcock is the arch villain?
	I think one of the when they revealed this is this group called Intelligentsia, which is YouTubers.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	Basically.
	It's YouTubers.
	It's people who criticize, make critical videos of dog shit TV.
	Yeah, it's Mauler, it's Drinker, it's Gary, it's Jeremy, it's me, it's Nick, it's you, it's all of us, you know, it's the whole, it's the whole job lot of us.
	And when they released their evidence that She-Hulk's a slut, which in all fairness, she did a really good job of giving them because she fucked three guys in four episodes.
	Fuck yeah, a lot more.
	And they were wearing these masks, which were kind of similar to Doomcock's mask.
	You know, different colors, you know, different style, but it was kind of had sort of like the um the lines.
	I saw the clip that was going around, and man, the voice and the uh the mask, it is not a coincidence, surely.
	You know, it's all it's all of us, you know, it's the whole YouTubers, so you know, Doomcock would be uh included in that.
	I think they specifically parodied him personally, to be honest.
	When they, um, when they first started doing the intelligentsia stuff and and like showing the because I'm a couple episodes behind still, thank god, but um, they started showing like the memes and the commentary and stuff.
	I'm like, they're just like they're just ripping this directly from YouTubers.
	This is hilarious.
	It was funny.
	The memes are terrible.
	The memes just in any capacity make any sense.
	They should have just taken actual memes that were made, given the person who'd made it 50 bucks and let them put it in the show.
	Like, they would let you, they would let you do it.
	Like, one of the guys, there's like an intelligentsia meetup or party this week that they're all, you know, because it's such a secret clandestine organization.
	They organize parties at you know, various retreats.
	And I was just watching a bit of Melanie Mac's review of it.
	And there was a guy, one of the guys there is like bearded, wearing like plaid, baseball cap on.
	And she was just like, Is that is that maybe the quartering gambling?
	Is this meant to represent the quartering?
	Because it's like not even subtle.
	But that's kind of epic, isn't it?
	That's like you guys made it.
	You're in the head.
	Yeah, living in the heads.
	Yeah, it's crazy.
	That's amazing.
	Like, when I saw the uh, the clip of like what looks like Doomcock, I was like, right, okay, A, right, that's definitely it.
	And B, you know, these people are constantly on Twitter online 100% of the time, and they've got egos like fucking glass.
	You know, so as you know, they despise you guys for not loving them, right?
	And so they absolutely, any, any, there are no coincidences when it comes to the representation of like you guys on screen.
	It is definitely that they are trying to represent Jeremy.
	It is definitely they're trying to represent, you know, and all the others.
	These, these people are petty and shallow and bitter and desperately, desperately in need of validation.
	And they will lash out in this childish way to try and like lord it over you.
	But what they don't understand is that actually this justifies you, right?
	This, this actually legitimizes you.
	Like, oh, yeah.
	So the criticisms actually did all get under your skin because they were true.
	Oh, yeah.
	And they, nobody seems to understand.
	I don't know how after this long that people do not understand the social media game.
	Yeah.
	But there is nothing better you can do for the quartering or doomcock than put them in a Marvel show.
	Like that is hilarious.
	I would, if I'm sure Jeremy will make like 50 billion videos about it.
	Like, and I would clip me, I would clip me out of the show like constantly and just put that guy into everything.
	I'd have a running soundboard clip that I could click on and bring my character from She-Hulk into the conversation all the time.
	That's like, they don't understand.
	Like, if you, the insufferable woke feminist types, call me the villain, then I know I'm the hero.
	Yeah, I'm the hero.
	Yeah, yeah, exactly.
	Yeah.
	So you're immortalizing Doomcock in the phone and everyone else and Jeremy and whoever else.
	You don't understand how good that makes them look.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	And the beauty is then Doomcock can use it, Jeremy can use it, and they can just all use it as more fuel on their videos.
	But there's in essence, keep doing it.
	It's hilarious.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Look, I get mad that I don't get fucking picked out in this shit.
	Come on.
	And the thing is, like, you were going to be in season two of Batwoman.
	Oh, that would be a dream come true.
	I bet if they were to reach out and ask for a cameo, you guys would do it, right?
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah.
	Just to the chat.
	Yeah, the mask was representing Doomcock, but it's not just as simple as one person.
	The villain, the intelligentsia, is YouTubers.
	So they used imagery because Doomcock's got very specific imagery, you know, because he wears his robes and he's got his mask and stuff.
	So that's a good thing as a, you know, a focal point to the anonymous YouTuber.
	But they're still having to go, all YouTubers, anyone that dare criticize the commentary underclass.
	We're not allowed to have the opinions because we don't write for a trade publication.
	You're not in Hollywood Reporter.
	Like, you're not in there.
	So you don't even know the guy who edits it.
	So how could you even have an opinion?
	Like, man.
	There's a guy, there's a guy in the law firm.
	He's called like Dog or something.
	I don't know.
	He's got a dog.
	Pug.
	He's called Pug.
	This is a lawyer.
	By the way, he's called Pug.
	It's an interesting.
	And is he like the surfer guy lawyer who talks like a weirdo, but he's kind of like in a lot of it?
	Or is this a side character?
	Like a guy who brought the basket and said, here's a map to the best toilet to poo in.
	Okay, yeah.
	So it's that, it's that guy who went to the superhero costume shop with the other chapter.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that guy.
	So he is, he's set, he's set up to go into this intelligentsia party to infiltrate it to find out who the leader is and all that, you know, shite.
	And she says, these people, you know, she says something along the lines of they refer to women as females.
	And they say that as if women aren't females.
	So they, so this guy is then having a con a crisis of conscience saying, I can't, I can't say, I can't say females.
	And she's like, you can do it.
	You can do it.
	And I'm just like, this is crazy now.
	I don't think people understand how bad the show is because like it's not bad to the point of this is like such a train wreck.
	It's kind of entertaining to watch.
	It's bad to the point of being so uninteresting that it's it's almost not even worth commentary.
	Like it's it's almost that bland and the ideas are that just watered down.
	It's so fucking weird.
	But the thing I love like in that show, every male in the show is retarded.
	They're all dumb.
	They're all like Pug.
	This is a lawyer at according to the show, like the most prominent law firm on the planet.
	And this guy is hanging out with the owner of the law firm all the time.
	Your only reasonable inference is that this guy is one of the best lawyers on the entire earth.
	And they treat him like an absolute moron.
	They make himself a mother.
	This is male privilege.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	It's amazing.
	It's like, God, the disconnect.
	Like, you could just see the amount of red wine spilled on the floor of the writer's room for this show.
	But what I love about this, right, is it's become this kind of meta commentary, a kind of abstract conversation between the critiques of the YouTubers and the childless 40-year-old millennial women who are making this.
	Like, this is a big roundabout conversation between these two groups of people.
	And it looks like the childless 40-year-old millennials are losing it, even though they're literally in control of it.
	Yes.
	How are you failing?
	Because I mean, like, look at the look at like Doomcock's secret weapon in the series.
	What is it?
	It's showing that she's a fucking whore.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	But she is.
	That's it.
	You made her this way.
	Dexters made her this way.
	You could have just not had her act that way and then had the criticism be illegitimate.
	Like it would have been easy.
	You wouldn't even have had to try.
	Or you could be a feminist about it and say that being a whore was empowering.
	You know, you could be like, yeah, so what's wrong with that?
	There's nothing wrong with that, is there?
	And everyone goes, no, of course there's nothing wrong with that.
	But instead, you have the character publicly humiliated for being a whore.
	And that kind of says a lot about all of the, you know, sex positivity, all of the idea of like, you know, not having a triple digit body count.
	It shows that in that one scene, that was all bullshit and you knew it.
	You knew it all along.
	And the one thing you can do to really humiliate She-Hulk is show everyone how much sex she's had.
	That's it.
	It's immense.
	They didn't even try to defend it from her standpoint.
	No, exactly.
	Exactly.
	From the first step, there was no defense either.
	Yeah.
	And then this week, the guy from the DA's office, who's been in a couple of episodes.
	Oh, that guy's great.
	Was on the TV saying, yeah, I was involved in long-term relationship shit with her for a while and she was psycho.
	And then even then, when she watches the TV and sees that, she doesn't say, what a liar or anything.
	She just goes, oh.
	Because he says something like, and a grand, and a grandma would tell you the same thing or something.
	So he was like properly based.
	But I love the way that these writers are basically patrolling themselves.
	Like, and they, and they're using the YouTube commentary community to do it.
	It's, it's incredible.
	Like, this is, I would never have dreamt such a thing, such a hilarious state of affairs would have come about in like five years ago.
	But here we are.
	Oh, here we are.
	Never, never underestimate the self-unaware's ability to be self-unaware.
	It's amazing, isn't it?
	So this is like Olympic level.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we're just, we're just finally getting to the cream.
	Like it's finally risen to the top.
	And they've, they've put it there.
	And it's like, not to be stereotypical, but it's the all-woman production cast is and hashtag not all, hashtag not all women, but probably all women writers that are in the MCU are like this.
	And it's like, it's it, but you're just, you're just building the stereotypes over and over because your entire show is you having drama about the stereotypes that you just that you detest.
	Why don't you just make a show that isn't about that in the slightest?
	But they can't because it's on, like you said, they're on all the time.
	It's always on their minds.
	And a core feature of the fucking storyline of the entire show is beefing with online personalities.
	Can't can't.
	Can you even imagine?
	If I was given the money to make a TV show, online personalities would not come into it.
	No, so far down the list of topics.
	I've got all the CGI, I've got access to the entire Marvel universe, and She-Hulk is having an online argument with Doomcock.
	Incredible, incredible.
	Doomcock, you have made it, my friend.
	You are just Jeremy Hamley watches.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Jerry, you're in, mate.
	It's you've won.
	You are the winner.
	I love it.
	Um, but it's ridiculous because obviously the people who are critical, you know, I think the vast majority of them do come from fandom.
	And so, uh, these are things which they have loved, which they're now highly critical of because they're shite.
	So, in essence, Marvel made a show to bitch out their actual customers, and the customers are winning.
	Well, you oh man, I can't believe you just said that.
	Do you realize that while you may have been a fan of this for 25 years, as that these people have been fans of this for 18 minutes for minutes, yes?
	Actually, actually, no, no, they've been quite clear that they're not fans of it at all.
	You don't remember in the very first episode where she's like, I don't want to be a superhero, yeah.
	Well, she'sn't throughout the whole season.
	Well, that's no, no, but this is the key part, right?
	Think of it in terms of representation.
	I've just finished a study on representation, actually, this book that's a study of representation, and suddenly it opens your eyes.
	It's like, okay, anything this character says is also what every single childless 40-year-old like wine aunt in the writing room said, right?
	I don't want to be a superhero.
	So, it's like, okay, why do you have a superhero franchise?
	You know, but you don't know, you know, you haven't thought about it, but you do.
	And so, who's this for?
	This is for people like you, but that's actually a really small section of the population, right?
	Most women are married or have children or have families or whatever, aren't like high-powered, lonely career women.
	And then, out of that, there's an even smaller section who are even vaguely interested in representing themselves in the Marvel universe.
	And then, out of that, it's an even tinier fraction who actually like superhero films, right?
	And so, you've got like this fraction who they feel that they should be representing themselves, but they hate superheroes.
	Superheroes are for children, superheroes are gay, superheroes are man-baby bullshit.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And so now they have to like engage with the man-baby audience on YouTube talking about superheroes when, and a quote She-Hulk, I don't want to be a superhero.
	Yeah, there we go.
	That's what all of this is about.
	Cool, don't, yeah, yeah.
	So, it sets up for that's going to set up for a real cool show with a superhero.
	Yeah, well, that wasn't a superhero.
	That was the interesting meta-commentary, like now that you mention it.
	Because the Hulk's whole thing, whole thing was, uh, well, now that this happened to you, you have to be a superhero, it's going to follow you, it's going to, you're going to do all this, uh, and she's trying to avoid it or whatever.
	But but listen to that, like they're commenting on themselves.
	Well, they got this job at Marvel, so now they just have to talk about superheroes, it has to be a superhero thing, they're going to resist it constantly.
	It's like, and hopefully, you'll be fired because you're making a bad show, you're wasting everyone's money.
	What are you doing?
	And like, Sitch pointed out, but this is basically like superhero Alec McBeal, yeah, you know, and that was semi-decent, yeah, except not any good, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You know what I mean, though, you know, it's like that's the sort of what the angle they're going for.
	And it's like, that's the show they wanted to make, really, you know, it is that's the show they want to make, but no, they're trapped doing superhero shows, which they hate.
	I just can't wait to get sorry, go on, go on, you're gonna.
	I was just gonna say, I can't, I can't wait for the She-Hulk ride at uh Disney to come in, you know, then the next one, where you go, No, no, that's that's in my that's where you expose her boyfriend.
	No, it's yeah, it's where you go online to the uh and you fight the trolls on Twitter.
	Like, that's what you do.
	Like, they you go into a booth and they give you a fake account on intelligentsia to fight back against the trolls.
	Yes, I want to be the guy hired to respond.
	I want to be the guy who works at Disney, who's supposed to be intelligentsia and trolls back.
	Like, that would be the greatest job on the planet.
	The quartering is the final boss.
	I mean, Jeremy's a lovely guy.
	It'd be Steve Bannon.
	I don't know.
	That's probably where we all get.
	We all get our orders from Steve Bannon, according to the rewriting Ripley.
	Yeah, but there's a sign in it.
	It all leads up to like Steve Bannon and this whole thing.
	It's just like, what?
	Steve Bannon.
	Hey, can you do a video on She-Hulk today for us?
	Sure thing, Steve.
	No problem.
	Steve Bannon.
	Well, Steve Bannon gets raided by the FBI in the morning, calls up as is like, look, I need you to dunk on She-Hulk, man.
	This is going to be immediately.
	We're going to private them, private them, private them, private them.
	Quick.
	Oh, like, oh, my God.
	They think that, like, we know our hobbies are just our hobbies that we, they're the things we like to do.
	We can devote a lot of time and attention and money into them, but they're things that we like to do because they're not important to the world.
	Like, that's, that's why they're a hobby.
	It's important to have hobbies.
	Like, I'm not trying to downplay them.
	I'm saying, though, that, like, whether I'm painting a Warhammer mini today or not is not critical to the Ukraine-Russia situation.
	Like, but these people think they actually are like that the MCU matters on a global level to the point that they would honestly believe that Steve Bannon has a vested interest in creating YouTube videos to counteract the wokeness of MCU.
	I think that's why I know I believe.
	How dare you, you bigot?
	But you are absolutely right.
	They are convinced that like, I mean, don't get wrong, Steve.
	If you want to send me an email, man, I'm up.
	I'm listening.
	But I'm going to go.
	Yeah, where'd that build that wall money go?
	It could go to me.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm happy to be paid off by like, you know, whatever big right-wing investor wants to send me money to make anti-She-Hulk videos.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, Peter Thiel, if I release a sex tape, will you help me sue Gawker?
	Hey!
	I'm millionaire money for fucking all this watching She-Hulk.
	Sorry, you need to get paid, man, for watching She-Hog, like proper millionaire money.
	Dude, it's such a bad thing.
	It does all right.
	I'm sure it does, but like you deserve, you deserve to be seriously paid off by the powers that be.
	You need to get the Alex Jones jury to compensate you for my anguish that you suffered.
	I think, yeah, I didn't quite get a billion.
	Just a billion.
	That fucking Alex Jones shit is just unreal.
	Lawyer, Nick, you're a lawyer.
	What the fuck is going on?
	Well, Adam Lanza is dead.
	And so he's the guy.
	I don't know if everybody remembers.
	He's the guy who shot all the children.
	Oh, yeah.
	He's dead.
	He died.
	I assumed it was Alex Jones at this point.
	Yeah.
	Isn't that interesting?
	Yeah.
	Like, you're making a joke, but there's a bunch of people out there who know Alex Jones from Sandy Hook and don't know Adam Lanza at all.
	And so you want the you want to find out like why the jury did what they did.
	It's because there's no one to punish except Alex Jones.
	And these people have dead kids, damn it.
	So we're going to find punishment.
	Now, Alex Jones, and I said this on his show, and I said it again on InfoWars last night.
	And so I have no bones saying this at all.
	He may have said stuff that is actionable defamation.
	We can't know because he got defaulted on the case whether or not his statements amounted to defamation or should have been protected by free speech principles.
	We don't know.
	We don't know that that wasn't decided, but it was brought up in his case that, you know, he is being blamed for the deaths of these children.
	And it's absolutely true.
	It's because they don't have another, they don't have a demon to slay.
	And Alex Jones is a big enough boogeyman to make him into that demon.
	And how could he possibly be responsible for the deaths of the children though?
	Well, they know, they know like logically that he's not responsible for the deaths of the children.
	But what they, they go, this guy is a monster and these families have dead children.
	And that just gets overlapped into they need to be compensated as much as possible.
	And it should come from the monster.
	Right, right, right.
	So how much is Fines are going to get a fined?
	Yeah, good question.
	Oh, no, they get the government contract.
	They do it the opposite way.
	Alex needs to work on that.
	He needs to, he needs to actually get like something that super male vitality or whatever will kill AIDS and then promote that.
	Well, no, they probably wouldn't promote that one.
	Let's see.
	Super male vitality will kill.
	What thing does the pharmaceutical industry want to cure?
	I can't come up with anything actually.
	I'm a bit lost on that.
	Alzheimer's, maybe.
	I don't know if they, yeah, because Alzheimer's, they could, I don't know if they want to cure it.
	Something to just forever stop Alzheimer's.
	Like if you start taking this pill when you're four, you'll never get Alzheimer's.
	If they could come up with that pill, they would.
	If you want to come up with one that fixes Alzheimer's after the fact, like a 30-day treatment, they'll never do it.
	I'm getting more and more fucking death pilled on the pharmaceutical industry by the minute.
	Like we've, you have unlimited money.
	You have all the money in the world.
	Everybody will pay you to cure any of this stuff.
	And you just, you just, for some reason, you just can't like you can't.
	We can come up with the most amazing inventions ever.
	We can manipulate.
	We can grow people out of a goat or something, but we cannot, we can't fix like a sniffle still.
	Jeez, like, come on.
	Well, I mean, I'm waiting for Joe Biden to fulfill his campaign promises and cure cancer, to be honest.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm waiting for it to fucking die.
	Well, yeah.
	Right before.
	He literally on the campaign trail said, we're going to cure cancer.
	It's like, that's a big thing to say.
	Be careful.
	That's all crap.
	All I know is that we're not going to be able to do that.
	That's the best stuff that gets you set-rich.
	When I die of sudden adult death syndrome, it's going to be a massive heart attack.
	At least I'm reasonably sure I'm not going to die of myocarditis.
	But I can't say anything about that on stream.
	I feel relatively safe from that one.
	Yeah, never been on my radar and still isn't.
	It's weird.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	But yeah.
	The crazy thing is I legitimately think there are real.
	First of all, we have made good strides in cancer treatments, which is cool.
	I know a person in my life was diagnosed with terminal cancer given this just, I mean, just in the past five months or so, they were given just months to live.
	And then they started this really aggressive chemo treatment and it's gone.
	Like it's their, they're doctors are like, we don't, I mean, we don't see any cancer at all.
	Like we got to, we got to finish up this round of treatment, but you look like you're good.
	You're good to go.
	You're gonna, you're gonna just live now.
	I love the idea that the doctors just know.
	They're like, I don't know, i'm just a doctor, I don't know how this works.
	Yeah, they really don't.
	I'll call the congressman right now.
	We'll throw.
	We'll throw this concoction of poisons into your body and see if it kills that nasty clump of cells, and then yeah, it sounds like an abortion.
	And then, when it does, and then when it does, when it does, they're like, well, I guess that worked.
	That's pretty cool.
	Just a bunch of bro doctors high fiving.
	Wow, what are the odds?
	Yeah, we're just good, we think we did it.
	Yeah yeah, guy is mad in that he's camouflaged, he is, he is.
	We're gonna do something about the lighting in this room in a couple of weeks.
	I have these uh, two big like rectangular lights behind my monitor that just shine in my face.
	It makes it really like.
	It's nice for the camera but man, sometimes it makes it really tough to read what's on your screen.
	Yeah, I used to have one of those huge ones there and it was just destroying my retinas man, uh.
	So I was like, no, we're gonna get that Elgato thing that I had.
	I can do different colors with this Elgato thing.
	I've gotta say though Nick, your lighting looks brilliant.
	Thank you yeah, looks even.
	Yep, excuse me yeah, I watched it.
	I watched a video about how to light a scene from some guy.
	His is way more complicated.
	His is like you have the, the dark room, and like the specific lighting, and then you had accent lighting.
	I was like that's too far.
	Just tell me how to work the white lights, because i'm racist against the others.
	Okay, sounds legit.
	last time i let colored lights into my office was so did you did you know that in this you keep telling nick wait what i'll do Did you know, in this week she Hulk, she actually breaks the fourth wall and comes into our world to tell the writers that the show I believe really, why?
	Yeah she she uh, she broke the fourth wall uh, kicked herself out of Disney Plus App, jumped into our world, went to Disney, went to the writer's room where Jessica Gow, who's the showrunner was, of course, there because she's got to get herself in there.
	And this is you're, this isn't a bit, this is this, you're.
	No, this is legitimate, this is legitimate.
	And uh, she told them that the uh, the finale was.
	I mean, I would go so far as say you should say the whole thing's been.
	But yeah, and so she now wants to write the ending for it.
	So they say, you got to speak to Kevin about that, inferring Kevin Feige, uh.
	But she goes to see Kevin and it turns out to be a robot, a very sensitive robot.
	Have they actually written their own character, dunking on the writers because they're so bad at writing when you said, kicked out of the Disney Plus App.
	Yeah.
	I thought that at that point, I'm like, oh, as is doing a bit.
	This is not.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is a, I mean, it's a long-form joke.
	There's going to be a good payoff.
	Okay, I'm with it.
	But no, it's that's seriously happening.
	She, yeah.
	The there was a thing that was happening, which was just making no sense at all.
	Essentially, what they've been building up to, she was like, this doesn't make any sense.
	And which is correct because none of it has.
	And then she just says, stop, stop the show.
	And then it brings up.
	If you click onto the Disney Plus website, it brings up that.
	And then where the She-Hulk thing is, she punches through it, climbs through it, kicks out one of the other apps, and climbs into that, which takes her into our world.
	And then she goes to the Disney studio to the writers.
	And I'm promising I'm not making any of this up.
	This sounds title.
	It sounds like it's made up, maybe.
	We know, it does, doesn't it?
	No, this got leaked a couple of days ago.
	And people are just people going through it and go, this can't be true because this is ridiculous.
	And it actually turned out every leap was correct.
	God.
	Everything about those leaks were absolutely correct.
	And so, yes, they go, she tells the writers that the finales don't make any sense.
	And she wants to rewrite her own ending.
	So she just rewrites Daredevil appearing because she wants to, because she says, I'm like, she says something like, I'm Jen Walters, lawyer at this, and sometimes shagger of Matt Murdock.
	It's just like, oh, no.
	Imagine being such a bad writer.
	You write your own character to come and chastise you in the real world for being a shitwriter.
	Yeah.
	They made themselves the villains.
	Yeah.
	Like the villain wasn't intelligentsia when you break the fourth wall and assault the writers for making a garbage show.
	Yeah, yeah, they didn't go beat up Doomcock.
	Right.
	The villain is you.
	Like it could have gone anywhere.
	You could have been like, oh, I'll kill the trolls who made who made this real, like this fiction into a reality.
	No, you go and yell at the women who wrote it.
	That's brilliantly stupid.
	Oh my God.
	That's amazing.
	That is amazing.
	Tell me about the She-Hulk thing, right?
	I'm not in any way angry at She-Hulk, or I don't dislike it at all.
	I actually love what is happening here.
	This to me is quality entertainment.
	It's pretty sad, to be honest with you.
	Well, yeah.
	It's just that you have to sit there and suffer through it to get to the real quality entertainment.
	Look at the drama that's coming out of this.
	This is amazing.
	Because they could have written anything.
	They could have had anything they want happen.
	And this is what they had.
	Amazing.
	They had told said nothing, did nothing, had barely any plot.
	And then in the finale, they said this doesn't make any sense themselves.
	And so created just a fictional ending, which didn't even make sense for the show as well.
	Another show did that before.
	And it's one of the best TV shows ever made.
	Was it Quantum Leap?
	No, Seinfeld.
	Oh, right.
	Okay.
	A show about nothing, says nothing, does nothing, has a start and ending that wrap up together and is completely nonsensical.
	And the entire show is a meta-commentary breaking the fourth wall.
	The entire thing is a show about them making the show that they're in.
	And it's like they, they actually, so what the writers of She-Hulk inadvertently set out to accomplish has been accomplished at the maximum level already.
	It existed.
	It's like 20-something seasons.
	It's one of the most beloved television shows ever, and they couldn't.
	You had the formula.
	You could have done, you could have just followed Seinfeld.
	Like, you could have taken the ideas from Seinfeld and made the She-Hulk show.
	Make it a sitcom that doesn't have like an overarching plot, but is just situationally about Jen Walters having to do all these different court cases and how she plays into it.
	Make the Hulk character her alpha side coming out because she's mousy and not assertive or whatever.
	Just like do that, have her Hulk out during closing arguments because it'll be funny.
	Like when she does that or when she does an objection, like objection, she gets like really pissed off in court and gets smashes the desk.
	Yeah, do that.
	Like, make it cheeky.
	What?
	Well, they started this week's episode by uh redoing the Hulk TV series from the 80s.
	Oh, why?
	They did the beginning, the credits for that, but with Jen.
	Yeah, okay.
	And they painted Jen green and put her in a like a bodysuit or something.
	And it actually looked better than a CGI shit.
	Yeah, I just kind of feel bad for them actually.
	There's a there's a part of me that's just like this is just so comically incompetent that I just I mean, I wish you could get them on the podcast go, what are you doing?
	You know, come on, look at yourselves.
	You've you've literally written yourselves essentially as the villains of the story because you have no idea why you're doing any of this.
	Why, why are you doing this?
	You know, why are you literally dunking on yourselves in your own show at this point?
	I want to know.
	Yeah, I'd like to get self-awareness.
	You don't have to do this.
	I think they'll probably turn around and go, we didn't.
	Oh, they wouldn't.
	They must have some understanding.
	No, I don't know.
	After watching every episode, it's really, I just think there is a massive lack of awareness here, self-awareness here.
	And yeah, I think they'd probably be puzzled by why you would say that.
	Would they just be like, you're a misogynist?
	Oh, I mean, that's just part.
	That's just well, I mean, you are.
	You know, that's yeah, I'd be like, okay, and now why does it suck?
	Yeah, you're white mail.
	Uh, did you see that video from it was like from a high school or whatever?
	And the guy comes up to some other kid and he's like, uh, so LGBT or BLM?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	He's like, neither.
	It's like, wait, what?
	You realize it makes you sound kind of bigoted, right?
	And he's like, yeah, yeah, I guess.
	I haven't seen that.
	Oh, it's great.
	It's great.
	A few months ago.
	Yeah, it's a little bit, it's a little bit aged, but man, it's so heartening to see that.
	Like, because you called me a name.
	Okay.
	Like, I guess that's what you need to justify whatever your problem is.
	It'll be okay.
	I'm finished if you want to signal.
	I'm coming from your perspective.
	I mean, I think you're lunatic.
	So, you know, that would be nice.
	But it's like, man, I hope more people start doing that.
	Like, stop being afraid of the label.
	Well, Sargon, you've said a couple of times in this stream, you've gone, that's gay.
	In Canadian schools, in some Canadian schools, if the students are heard insulting, heard insulting other children or reported assaulting other children by saying you're gay or that's gay, they can be suspended for up to 21 days.
	Just the 21 days, though.
	I mean, 21 days off of school just for saying, calling someone gay.
	Fucking hell.
	Three weeks off.
	I'd be calling everyone gay.
	Yeah.
	And I'd still be in kindergarten after graduate.
	But my entire army would be fully painted.
	So, you know what I mean?
	Well, if you're if you're in kindergarten, then at least you won't be touched by any of the uh teachers.
	Yeah, you'll be way too old.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Jesus, can I go home and play on my PlayStation now?
	Oh, but you're such a homo.
	Come on, let me go right three weeks.
	Yes, no, I mean, oh dear, I will repent.
	I will think on my I won't get my pride-flag mural done in time for my art project.
	Oh, no.
	Wait till they uh like wait till they make them do the struggle essays, though.
	It's like on your three-week thing, you're gonna have to have to do a struggle essay to talk about why your actions and words were wrong, unthoughtful, and hurtful to a marginalized community.
	And you're like, you don't really feel fucking marginalized when me paying anything gets me a three-week suspension from school.
	Kind of sounds like the boosted community to me.
	That makes Kanye West manifesto, to be honest.
	Sorry, sir, it's my house, my rules.
	So, uh, you know, that ain't gonna happen.
	God, this whole fucking thing is just a joke, isn't it?
	Oh, and Kanye's been banned from, you know, everything.
	Yeah, everything.
	I loved his tweet when he got banned from Instagram, but brought back on Twitter in his first tweet's like, I'm coming at these Jews.
	DEF CON 3.
	Oh, fucking hell, Kanye.
	What are you doing, man?
	What are you doing?
	He's going to stop.
	Just want to point out, YouTube, we disavow Kanye.
	Absolutely.
	That man should not have gone after the Earth's manager.
	That's a terrible idea.
	Kanye went full Karen.
	Yeah.
	North of Kenya.
	I would say I would close all his bank accounts.
	Well, JP Morgan Chase are actually ahead of you on that.
	Yes.
	Exactly.
	Oh, fucking hell.
	You got until November 21st, Kanye, to get your money out of my bank.
	Did they do that?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Candace Owens put it out.
	This is like joking aside.
	This is unironically the most terrifying part of the current year.
	Is I talked about this when one of Trump's accounts got canceled.
	I said, what do your billions matter if you can't use them?
	Yeah.
	Because I don't know if people understand this, but if Donald Trump went into the bank and said, I want a billion dollars in cash, they don't have it.
	Like, and I don't mean that bank doesn't have it.
	There don't be it.
	There isn't that to get.
	So how do you keep it?
	It's like, well, you don't need a bank.
	Well, I mean, you need something because we've created such a fictionalized currency system that there is not adequate representation of what exists.
	And it's literally just representation of what exists.
	It's just paper.
	It doesn't hold any value.
	It's not like gold where, oh, there's a finite resource and we might not be able to have it.
	No, there just isn't it.
	And there could be, but there isn't.
	And they, that is how they start controlling you.
	And then the real way to do it is, well, then you just can't transact.
	Like, wait, what do you mean I can't transact?
	Well, I'll just say that.
	Just what about PayPal?
	Yep.
	They did a no, we didn't.
	Yeah, we're not.
	So, oh, no, that was accidentally in there.
	It's like, shut the fuck up.
	You got like 50 lawyers going over every inch of that fucking terms of service.
	You liar.
	No, not that one, though.
	Yeah, not that one.
	Every other one.
	Just, yeah, you know, they were all on holiday that day or something.
	Just an official policy update to their terms of service.
	Yeah, no lawyers looked at that.
	You know some, uh Michael over in accounting just threw that in there for for grins before that one went out and no one looked at it right right before the weekend.
	Yeah, but you can.
	We can definitely absolutely see the shape of the tyranny that's coming.
	Yeah, hideous man.
	That's why uh, you know, people keep telling me, like crypto is the hope, and i'm, i'm doom, pilled on it because I maybe, because I just don't understand, but if, if we don't find a way to decentralize the exchange of money, we're done that they're, that is the ultimate thing.
	They will, they will block you from everything.
	They will tell your grocery store they can't do business with you because of your social media posts and it.
	And if you don't think that's coming, it's happening like ESG, baby ESG.
	It's like wow, and the grocery store will have to comply because they won't be able to stay open if they can't bank either.
	Yeah, and oopsies, and none of you would.
	And look, i've seen you people in the youtube chat.
	None of y'all are making chairs out here to exchange for you know uh mutton, like that's not happening.
	There is no barter economy that's that people can meaningfully participate in.
	And so one would think that our elected representatives would be looking at this and thinking right okay, we actually have to create some legislation that makes it illegal to deprive someone of their bank account.
	Yes, and why Republicans in the United States have not pushed that harder than anyone is beyond me.
	And conservatives in Britain, like in in Britain, the conservatives have got a massive majority in the parliament, which means effectively, they have the power of god.
	They can do anything they want and they do nothing.
	Yeah, they can do anything they don't want, like constantly change prime ministers that aren't voted in.
	Oh yeah, but but they they, they could, they could, you know, engineer it.
	So Britain was pushed further out into the Atlantic, or something you know.
	That's that parliament has got unlimited legal power in this country, and it's just weird how because I, I know that parliament has something.
	Well, they say that uh, there's um, you know no, no act can bind a future act like a future parliament right, so so you, you can't have a written constitution for that reason, because nothing can actually stop parliament from making a law.
	But like, where is that?
	Like where, where is that?
	Because it seems like that's written down thing, that's binding acts of parliament.
	Well, you've got to understand.
	That's actually just a?
	Uh, a solid law of power politics right people, future don't have to be bound by the laws that were written in the past if they don't want to be because uh, why should they be?
	What you can do, come back from the past and into the future and make them do it.
	No, of course you're not, you know.
	So it's actually just a kind of uh, realistic take, uh about.
	You know the way things actually work, you know.
	But the um the, the parliament, could absolutely just turn around and say right, banks can't deplatform people for any reason.
	Actually, you know, paedophiles have bank accounts, murderers have bank accounts, they don't get deplatformed.
	You know, that's you know, that's just not flying.
	You never play She-Hog.
	Yes, just because just because Dahmer was an equal opportunity, like he didn't shun the LGBT community with his murders, like he wasn't a big embraced them.
	But this, this is the point.
	You know, the worst people on earth don't get deplatformed, uh, and so no one should, right?
	And even then, I don't think that they should have their bank accounts taken away from them either.
	You know, worst people on earth, they should still be able to get a bank account.
	Yeah, it's because I believe in capitalism.
	Well, capitalism and the other part of that is because the moment you make anyone unacceptable, then the line just gets pushed because everyone becomes eventually, everyone has to become unacceptable.
	But if you make if you make the worst person unacceptable, well, then the second worst person kind of fits the bill, and then the second, the third worst person kind of matches the second.
	There is no standard.
	So we have right.
	I mean, would you have predicted that Donald Trump as the sitting president would have been taken off of all of social media?
	No one would have thought that was going to happen.
	No one, yeah, no, everybody thought that he would, of course, Twitter wouldn't do that.
	It'd be a huge blow to them financially because of all of the traffic that his particular Twitter account.
	Well, no, wait, nope, they did it.
	But it's also morally wrong.
	You know, it's like, fucking, no, you can't deplatform the president.
	It's like, actually, we can.
	It's like, right, okay, that has to stop.
	That has to change.
	This can't go on.
	They can't.
	That's the assertion of power, though.
	Exactly.
	It was the biggest testicle flex that they exactly.
	And so the governments should be like, actually, are we more powerful than a bunch of fucking tech nerds in Silicon Valley?
	And they'll be like, yeah, we've got an army.
	Oh, great.
	Well, then we'll use that power.
	We will literally crush them and bring them to heel.
	We will literally make everything they want to do fucking illegal.
	Nationalize the companies.
	I would probably just nationalize these fucking companies at this point.
	I'll be like, listen, you little shits.
	We are the fucking elected representatives of this entire nation.
	You are nerds.
	You are going to fucking learn your place.
	I'll tell you that.
	That's what I'd be doing if I were a politician.
	Well, I don't.
	I don't agree with nationalization unless it's like a hybrid, but solely for the purposes.
	Silicon Valley.
	Well, solely for the purposes of protecting the rights of people on the platforms is inject just enough government in there to be like, no, we're going to actually protect free speech rights on these platforms.
	Like, you want to be the big player in the pond.
	You want to shut out your competition.
	You want to literally conspire.
	Like, I don't, you cannot even convince me that Twitter and Amazon did not conspire against Parler to shut it down.
	Of course, they did.
	Oh, yeah.
	And so, what was the evidence against Parler again?
	Oh, that's right.
	Zero, because it turned out that the January the 6th riot was organized on Facebook.
	Yep.
	Cunts.
	And so it's like, yeah, there's actual corruption going on.
	And all of these companies actually do exist because of government, because without the government takings, you would never have the line running through your running to your house for the internet.
	And there's a lot of benefit to that.
	But we also should just recognize that that's a practical reality and is justification.
	Like, think about this.
	If you are banned from the internet, say your service provider or whatever deems you unfit to be on the internet.
	So you're banned from it.
	Yes.
	You're Alex Jones.
	You're unfit.
	Those wires still run through your property.
	They still have a permanent easement on your thing that you supposedly own that they got because the government said so.
	You didn't have any say in that.
	Like if someone's going to come and lay a telephone line or a fiber line across your yard, you don't get to say no.
	I mean, you could try and the government will just say, well, but yeah, though, because it's way more convenient to run it through your house than to try and route it around everybody else's.
	So we're going to just go ahead and help this happen with it with eminent domain.
	It's a takings.
	We'll give you a little bit of money, a little compensation for it.
	But then you get kicked off the internet.
	And then that fiber line that is put there for the people to use, you can't use anymore because you're a bad person.
	You're a wrong thing.
	Yeah.
	It's fucking infuriating.
	It's disgusting how much power.
	I mean, and this is the thing.
	Like, I really, I'm not normally sort of like, I'll nationalize these things, blah, blah, blah.
	But like, I'm sorry, these people need to learn a lesson and an example needs to be fucking made.
	I think, you know, it's like, look, you don't get to ruin lives.
	You don't get to make these kind of judgment calls.
	You are a service and you will fucking act like one.
	And so some billionaire, one of them has to lose everything, you know, everything.
	You know, literally, you know, men with guns come in and take it with money from the fucking government.
	And just imagine you'll, you'll just hear this as the puckering of assholes in Silicon Valley.
	Oh, oh, actually, yeah, no, we don't have guns, actually.
	Actually, we aren't the people who control the country.
	Actually, we shouldn't have deplatformed the sitting president.
	Fuck.
	We'd better put those accounts back up.
	You know, that's what I'd be fucking doing because it is just morally wrong to deprive the American people of a method of hearing the elected president from speaking.
	It's just wrong.
	But they're not moral people.
	Well, exactly.
	So don't worry about treating them like moral people.
	I think it's morally wrong to deprive the people of a method from hearing anyone from speaking.
	Well, I agree.
	I agree.
	But like the president being the most prominent example, you know.
	Right.
	Right.
	But I'm just like clarifying.
	I think I got banned from Twitter for quoting Game of Thrones.
	What?
	I suppose, yeah.
	All men must die.
	And that was in response to the announcement that She-Hulk was going to go in the comics was going to go even crazier.
	So I just put underneath it, all men must die.
	And then they said that that was inciting violent behavior.
	Even though there are literally Twitter accounts called all men must die.
	But that's also just a literal statement of inevitable reality.
	Yep.
	All men are mortal, therefore they must die at some point.
	And that's why women are better.
	Because they live forever.
	Yeah, the situation we're in though is fucking shit.
	I hate it.
	I even did a, you know how you can, you know, appeal it.
	Yeah.
	I even did a proper appeal where I just put it together saying, you know, this is a Game of Thrones quote.
	This is, this was in relation to she helped because of yeah.
	So I do the, I do this stuff.
	And then literally just it must have been almost automatic because it like two minutes later, I just got an email back going, no.
	That's how you know you were targeted.
	Yep.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	So yay, I guess.
	I get this from Facebook, to be honest.
	Like, you know, whenever I'm appealing something on Facebook, it instantly comes out now.
	Fuck you.
	Shut up.
	It's okay.
	Yeah.
	I appealed my Twitch suspension days ago.
	I haven't heard that.
	I haven't heard anything.
	It's seven days suspension.
	And I have no idea.
	Like, it's like, well, you can appeal it here.
	So I appealed it.
	And they just, they didn't even send me an email acknowledging my appeal.
	Like you're just in the dark.
	And you don't have your Twitch studio when you get banned from there.
	I didn't know this, but like they take it away completely on just your strike.
	Like, again, it's, it's temporary suspension, but they remove access to your studio.
	So I don't even know technically what did it.
	And so you have to appeal it.
	You have to appeal it.
	And they don't even tell you what video it's on.
	They don't tell you anything at all.
	Like they're just, they tell you what the subject is.
	It's like threatening to dox or harass people.
	I'm like, I'm pretty sure that wasn't in any Twitch video I ever uploaded, but okay.
	Did the bastard fuck the boyfriend?
	Didn't she just get seven days?
	Yeah.
	And then she immediately came back and did it again, which is awesome.
	That chick, that chick's a hero.
	I think she's something.
	Hero?
	I don't know.
	I don't know about that one.
	Dude, if I got seven days for slamming on cam, I would come back and slam on cam again because her Twitch account will explode.
	Do you know how many people were watching when she was banging a boyfriend the first time?
	Well, like 12?
	It's like 30, like 30 people.
	Yeah.
	Like 31 people or something.
	Yeah.
	How many people are going to be watching when she comes back, though?
	29.
	Why?
	Because you're not going to be there?
	Yeah, that count for two people.
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, I certainly know I am not returning after that.
	Good day, sir.
	Good day, madam.
	Good day.
	I find this content to be objectionable.
	Pornographic material on the internet.
	Shameless, shameless.
	Can you imagine?
	Like, I hope she got some like Karen emails from it.
	Like, I'm a big fan of your content, but watching you get railed out in public was just a bit much for me.
	And I am going to be canceling my Twitch subscription.
	I didn't even hear about this, you know.
	It was this small streamer and she's on camera.
	She's drinking.
	And she's like leaned into the camera, like as if she were bent over a table kind of.
	And then she kind of starts wiggling a little bit.
	And if you look in the background, there's a window and the reflection of the window, you can see the vague outline of some guy just going ham on her.
	And she's just sitting there talking to the chat, getting destroyed.
	Your boyfriend's clearly hitting the spot, you know.
	It's impressive self-control, to be honest, actually.
	Or, or it's an impressively uninspiring performance.
	One of those things.
	One of those things, yes.
	Oh, honey.
	Yeah.
	You know how you never make me come?
	Yeah.
	Well, can we do it on Twitch in front of 31 people?
	Sure.
	She still didn't fucking come.
	Really is sad when you put it that way.
	Yeah, it is, isn't it?
	You've got this situation.
	It's still not doing it.
	This would be pretty fucking risky.
	Literally everyone on earth could possibly watch it and still doesn't do that for you.
	No.
	Yeah.
	It's like, ooh, that's kind of hot.
	Yeah.
	A lot of exhibitionism here.
	A little experiment.
	No, don't care.
	No.
	No, I didn't.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	I mean, what she needs to do is hybridize what CuteBot and she does.
	So what she needs to do is now speed date her audience.
	And then the winner of the speed dating gets to come slam while they're on camera.
	Perfect.
	And then what's she going to do?
	Join the she-hold writing team.
	Well, that just sounds like TwitchCon, by the sounds of it.
	Oh.
	Oh, my gosh.
	Coming to the house, Hassan.
	Fucking honey.
	You saw Hassan getting asked if he's going to fight Sam Hyde and he said no.
	Well, he flipped the fuck out and started squaring up to people who were asking him.
	It's like, oh, you're a big man now, aren't you?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It was some little Asian guy.
	And Hassan's like, like, you know, squaring up.
	It's like, Hassan, you fucking pussy.
	There's a there's a man who's waiting for you.
	If you're going to start getting, you know, fighting words, go give him a shot.
	Yeah, either, either just say, nah, man, it's a funny joke of Sam, but I'm not, I'm not into celebrity boxing, and then just walk away.
	Or if you're going to like, if you're going to try and muscle up on someone, you better, like, you need to put up to the actual challenge.
	Like, what are you doing?
	I'm not going to fight him, but I'll fight you.
	Wait, what?
	Because you're five foot five and he's six foot five.
	And you know, like, I just love that.
	I just love the whole thing.
	I'm covered your house.
	What in the ring?
	No, in real life.
	Where you're looking at the camera, too, like an absolute lunatic.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm going to be obsessed with you.
	Wear your skin like a suit.
	It's like, oh, this is it.
	It's just a fun.
	Yeah, yeah, I can't do an Irish accent.
	It's so good.
	I'll be right back.
	I gotta go.
	I gotta go do something real quick.
	Yeah, it's the funniest fucking gag in the world.
	And the thing is, it's destroying Hassan.
	Like, you know, he's getting like so wound up because people are just in on the joke and he's not.
	And it's like, oh, Hassan, just take it on the chin, buddy.
	Yeah, I mean, why hasn't he just leaned into it?
	I mean, I saw, I saw when Sam Hyde did it, and then he's literally having a copium session on his stream.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's like, whoa, dude, it's like, what broke you?
	What happened?
	Did you, you know, did you, something terrible happen to your family?
	Oh, no, some, some, some Irish guy said he wanted to box me.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, and the thing is, right, like, he probably doesn't even need to actually box Sam Hyde.
	You know, he probably doesn't actually need to box him.
	He just needs to stop being an uptight bitch about it.
	That's the thing.
	You know, he lean into the meme a bit, man.
	You know, and even what's the worst that's going to happen?
	You're going to get a couple of punches in the ring, and then, you know, you'll be, you'll, you'll fall over and go, I surrender or whatever.
	And everyone goes, fair enough, Hassan.
	You took a couple of lumps.
	You did all right.
	You know, it wasn't terrible.
	At least you got in the ring, son.
	Yeah, exactly.
	You know, but instead, he's acting like a fucking prima donna and a fairy about it.
	It's okay.
	Oh, Dankilla's just fucking killing him on Twitter.
	Yeah, I know.
	The professor or whatever, right?
	Oh, what is going on, Hassan?
	Even isn't even the professor stolen from bro science.
	I don't know, is it?
	Because he calls himself the professor, but this is an actual, you know, legitimately funny satirical.
	Right, right.
	I've never heard of it.
	I just knew that Hassan had apparently done it.
	Well, he has a whole series called one of the series that he does with him is called Ask the Brofessor.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then he, you know, he does these, you know, really funny videos about surprise, surprise.
	Guess, you know what?
	Bro culture in the gym and the way that they want to dominate chicks.
	I tell you what, man, Sam Hyde is so right about Hassan.
	He's got no fucking swag.
	Got no swag, Hassan.
	Oh, maybe he can have a cope session with Ethan and, you know, have a have a cry in the corner or something.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	No doubt.
	But he's, nah.
	I don't, I don't, I don't, you know, the guys, the guy's a fucking weirdo.
	When he's putting out, I've responded to a couple of things he's done just out of boredom more than probably more than anything.
	Normally, when I if I reply to anything that Hassan says, I just reply with uh, or you know, you know, reply to his tweet with something like, Isn't your uncle the guy that wants to legalize fucking horse or raping horses?
	What?
	Well, you, yeah, he was there was this, there was this bit where he, you know, he's on the young Turks, uh, and uh, Anna's just talking about benevolent gods, or you know, something like, you know, if you were God or something like that, if I was God, I'd legalize raping horses.
	Well, that's basically what he said.
	He said, if I was, if I was a benevolent god, I would, I would make it legal for you to have for you to give pleasure to animals, but you don't need to be God for that.
	You could surely just be a legislator.
	Surely you just need to be the president.
	That's the top of his list for a deity, for being a deity, is to making it legal to give pleasure to animals.
	Like, if I were God, I would have slightly higher ambitions than changing the law so I was allowed to commit bestiality.
	Do you want me to find the clip so we can get it?
	No, I believe.
	No, no, dude, basically what he said.
	I totally believe you.
	It's just such a small-minded, weird thing to have.
	It's a fucking mental thing to say.
	Even Anna was like, no, no, Chenk, no, no.
	Poor old Anna.
	Yeah, this is too far.
	This is like, yeah, if I were God, I'd legalize bestiality.
	Yeah.
	But his, his, his argument was like, well, if you're giving pleasure, but it's like, if you're animals can't consent, you're raping animals.
	Yeah, but yeah, but he's God, right?
	So he can make it so they could, surely.
	Hey, you want to cock up your horse's ass, and the horse turns around and goes, hey, look, however, Cheng's been made God here.
	I'm not the, I'm not like, I don't know how he planned on this work, but like, I think he already thinks he's God.
	But the question is, why is this where your mind went to, Jenk?
	I know.
	Who's it?
	Which say, you know, you probably get boring answers like, well, I would do world peace or, you know, and all this kind of stuff.
	That's the first thing that a normal person would lean into.
	Not Chen.
	Cheng's just like, I'd make fucking animals legal.
	What?
	Wait, we're talking about Cheng Uger, right?
	Yes.
	The only thing, the only thing I heard is, wait, I'll make fucking animals legal.
	And I'm like, oh, that's what we're talking about.
	Yes.
	The thing is, I was just saying to Asl, isn't that like, if you're God, you don't need to worry about making laws, right?
	That's what a lawmaker, a congressman, or whatever, do, right?
	So like Jenkins should be like, if I got elected, that's what I'd do.
	If you're God, surely you'd have a bigger plan than just making it legal fucking animal.
	is there a bigger plan really when you get down to it carl mr hands mr hand he was just he was just a martyr for the cause I don't want to know.
	I don't want to know what Chenk's got in his fucking search history back at the house, you know.
	Oh, man.
	It's such a strange, strange thing to have a clip going around.
	But the thing is, like, I mean, was he joking?
	I'm sure he was joking, right?
	I can find the clip.
	And then you can make, you can make your determination on that doesn't seem like a fair way to approach the internet as.
	Hey, Jenk Yuga horse.
	Let's just see what that brings up.
	I'm pretty sure Dame Peso says that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	This might actually say fuck source might bring up a picture of Anna Kasperan.
	So that might be a little bit fuzzy.
	Hey, Anna, I didn't say that.
	I disavow what As has just said there.
	I think Anna is prettier than Chenk Uger.
	You can damn you make crazy princes.
	Beast.
	Oh my God, this is destroying my fucking YouTuber history here.
	This will forever be in your search history, as I know.
	It's once it's on the internet.
	That's it from like having.
	Wait, you can't advocate illegal activity on YouTube, right?
	How does the young Turks get away with it?
	Oh, is it?
	Is this it?
	Oh, here we go.
	Oh, God.
	Right.
	Let's.
	Let's share this.
	Interstream.
	Yes.
	Present.
	Absolutely.
	Chrome.
	Present.
	Young Turkey.
	Okay.
	So tell me if you brought it up.
	Yeah.
	It's a.
	Oh, that was 80 pounds ago.
	I believe that I am going.
	If I were the rule, the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize where you are giving.
	You are pleasuring the animal.
	You see what I'm saying?
	Okay.
	Okay.
	There really is a dumbest thing you said.
	No, no, no.
	I'll tell you what.
	The face.
	Because, like, he's stone-faced.
	There's a case that we covered where there was like a guy or a girl or something that was pleasuring a horse, and the horse came to a conclusion, right?
	So who got harmed?
	You know that people who are okay, look, not to be a downer about what you're saying.
	Anna's trying to like mitigate this immediately.
	A lot of people who are being raped can actually like have an orgasm.
	So like if a guy is being raped, it's an original.
	Oh No, no We're going to stop that there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, he has to stop that there.
	Fucking Christ.
	So what do you think now?
	Look, I'm still trying to be charitable, right?
	So that was a long time ago, and Chenk's always been a fucking idiot.
	As evidenced.
	He doesn't really think about what he's saying at all.
	Like, I mean, it's not easy to defend his position here.
	I'm going to be honest.
	I feel like I'm flailing someone.
	He's deadpan stoneface.
	And you're watching the video.
	I'm like, he's going to crack the smile.
	The joke's going to break.
	Nope.
	Nope.
	He's there.
	Cheng is in it.
	He's like, he's balls deep in a horse right now.
	He's a bit pleasure then, Nick.
	You know, yeah, the horse is into it, so it's fine.
	Yeah, the horse said, but only when you're giving, which I think is a little bit rude.
	Well, why is that?
	Why can't the horse give you head?
	But it doesn't seem fair to women, right?
	Like, people will hang on now.
	Short Fataku got his dog pill video taken down.
	I'm not sure how far into that.
	I was just making the connection that if it's legal to give, that just seems to cut out half the population.
	That's all.
	I mean, I guess you could use toys or accessories, but we're avoiding the dog pill, even though it keeps popping up on my timeline fucking everywhere these days.
	It's really weird.
	I don't know whether I'm just like primed to look for it now or if it's just a weird confluence of things, but I don't know what the dog pill is, Sargon.
	Can you explain?
	I'm not explaining it.
	You'll have to, you have to use your imagination, your innocent imagination, Nick.
	Just try and imagine what the dog pill is.
	But every time you see a white woman posting about how much she loves her dog, you'll know.
	Oh, no.
	We're going the dog pilgrimage.
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	I'm not saying anymore.
	You'll just, you'll just, you'll just get a weird like flicker in the back of your mind.
	Oh, that's a bit weird.
	Oh, I mentioned it.
	I mentioned the dog pill to my wife one time.
	And she was like, she's just like, what?
	And like, yeah, no, it's like a thing.
	No, no, it isn't.
	Like, I mean, the internet's a weird place, but no, it, it's kind of a thing.
	And like, so if there's like a, you know, like a, like an 80-pound dog or whatever.
	Jesus.
	And she, I could see her running through the list of people she knows.
	Like there's a collective horror crossing her face.
	I'm like, I'm sorry.
	No, Janine.
	No.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Suddenly she's thinking every time Tracy looks at her dog is weird.
	And I've always known Marvin Gaye is always playing in the background.
	So for anyone in the chat wondering, I'm, I'm doing some chaos spawns.
	I don't know when that'll come up all right.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Oh, nice, nice.
	Yeah, that's they're basically all I've got in my Zench army to do close combat with, actually.
	And so I'm going to use them as suicide troops.
	Just go charge in, lads, and get yourself killed and hopefully take out some damage along the way.
	Kind of a screening unit, you know, because the real workhorse.
	I tell you what, Zen, the Thousand Sons are a fucking brilliant army, man.
	Like, I didn't realize.
	Like, in ninth edition, I've got just a regular Space Marine army.
	And there's, you know, 3,000 points have got some good stuff in it.
	But Space Marines are just kind of shit, to be honest, in this edition.
	Like, none of their guns have got AP on them at all, basically.
	And so it's just like, right.
	So, you know, every enemy unit is basically at full defensive strength.
	Yeah.
	And now, if they go sit and cover, they're basically at two plus saves.
	And I'm like, am I firing bolt guns?
	What the fuck is going on?
	Right?
	This is including the new codex, new space marines codex.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Even then, like the Primaris, you know, bolt guns and stuff.
	They're just AP zero.
	It's like, I remember back in like third edition or something like that when things that had an armor save worse than four plus just didn't get a save because of bolt guns.
	You know, like these, these things were meant to be fucking epic.
	And now they don't even have an AP on them.
	And it's like, oh, this is bollocks.
	And so basically, I'm finding the space moving is really shit.
	And Thousand Sons, well, all of their guns have got AP minus two or better.
	And so they're fucking amazing.
	And then you add all the trickery that the rest of your guys have got.
	And it's like, wow, this is a great faction.
	I always like enjoying it.
	I always like them in the lore.
	I love them in 30k.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	They're like the most unfair army, but they didn't fight as much because they're too busy reading like a bunch of fucking nerds.
	They weren't particularly good at like combat.
	It's just that they could see the future, which always helps.
	They landed all their troops.
	They had 100% landing for orbital landings because none of their ships could get shot down because they had one guy on every ship who could navigate through the incoming trajectory of bullets.
	It's like, that is just, that's like this cool little piece of lore that makes their army awesome.
	And then, of course, they're all psychers, which is really unfair.
	That's what they had to nerd.
	They had to do the Rubicon or whatever to get them to get them to mostly be automatons because it would be so unreasonably ridiculous if every Thousand Sun army was just a legion of librarians.
	You couldn't do anything.
	It's kind of ridiculous that just every squad has a psycher in it.
	Like that's that in and of itself is just fucking mental, you know.
	But you know, the dust.
	I also thought that, you know, in the lore, the thousand suns got really hard done by.
	What'd they do wrong?
	You know, nothing.
	Exactly.
	Magnus did nothing wrong.
	It's like, Magnus, don't kick in the door when you're trying to warn me there's a big rebellion.
	Now I'm going to come and wipe your plan out.
	It's like, all right, slow down.
	You know, now we're going to, now we're going to send fucking, you know, Lehman Russ to go and kill everyone.
	It's like, no, did you fuck, dude?
	Didn't Russ, though, didn't he get gaslit a little bit by Horace on the way to Prospero?
	Because like the order, somebody out there probably remembers, but I think there was some fuckery afoot with where Russ was sent to bring Magnus in, bring Magnus to heal, but Horace gassed him up.
	Right, right.
	I watched, there's this guy called Oculus Imperia, and he has got an amazing channel.
	It's fucking incredible.
	Yeah, but then I went and looked him up on Twitter.
	The only thing in his bio is he, him.
	Oh, shit.
	Yeah, I know.
	I was just for fuck's sake, really?
	You know, and it goes in one.
	Yeah, no, no, it's gussing because his videos are incredible.
	You know, his videos are genuinely incredible.
	It's like Remley is right.
	The 40k theories guy.
	Like, I like the 40k.
	I love 40k theories.
	It's just, it's literally just rumors that are unanswered in the lore.
	Like, that's all it is.
	And he just goes into these ones.
	There's a billion of them.
	So you can make content forever.
	But he goes into it.
	It's like the who was Janice, right?
	Like, maybe Janice is this person.
	Is where's Omigron?
	Like, where is he?
	Is he around?
	Is he still alive?
	Is he working with the Grey Knights?
	And so he goes through all these things.
	But like when he's not doing a 40k theories video, it's like, oh, he's a prat.
	It's gushing, isn't it?
	We're all prats on the inside.
	Yeah, but Chank wants to put his prat inside a horse.
	Oh, that great picture of him stood with Anna and he's just got his hand on her ass.
	I haven't seen that one either.
	You know what?
	When you're Chank, you got to shoot your shot.
	You got to shoot your shot.
	Grab Anna's ass, I guess.
	Yeah, you haven't seen that picture?
	No.
	Let me see if I might be able to pull it up real quick.
	I finally started highlighting my stupid soul drinker here.
	Oh, nice, nice.
	I'm just checking fat packs on.
	I'm doing little pink nodules on the tentacles so they look gross.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Like I like to put yellow pussules because no gold.
	I'm trying to make mine look as phallic as possible.
	So, okay.
	Because I played some paint in there.
	You know, I was thinking about it, but I'm honestly too lazy because these are just chaos spawn and I don't think they're going to last long enough.
	It's from her Instagram.
	Here we go.
	I got it pulled up when you're ready.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's not even, it's not even like hovering in the area.
	It's not his fingertips slip down below a panty line.
	He's just but the thing is, it's not like she can't know, no, right?
	I mean, she look at the way she's looking up at him, Jesus.
	I know, he's like adoring.
	There's adoration in there.
	Do you think they've ever done it?
	Yes, yeah, really.
	I say it without hesitation.
	Yeah, I think they have.
	I think they're both married, and I really hate to like, I don't like commenting on people's marriages in any way, but I think that Anna and Chenk have smashed.
	Yeah, and it was this, it was actually this picture that convinced me that that was true.
	Yeah, yes, yeah, where I killed the creek's like, oh, they've they're banging, they're banging.
	Look at how she's defending it.
	That's my boss.
	That's the foot of me and my boss on my Instagram account.
	Do me a favor and get off my page.
	It's like, dude, you put up a picture of him with his hand on your ass.
	This is the comment, though.
	That ass belongs to him.
	Kill Will as a king.
	I mean, they ain't wrong.
	They ain't wrong.
	No.
	But I love it.
	He's owning all of that right now.
	This is a photo of me and my boss on my Instagram account.
	If there were a picture of any woman in any corporation where the CEO man had this exact interaction posted, they would be screaming sexual harassment and impropriety.
	Yeah, but you know, Chenk's on the right side of history.
	On the right side of his story.
	The right side of a fucking horse story.
	That is just amazing.
	That is amazing.
	That was terrible.
	Sorry.
	I've got female employees.
	There are no, there are literally zero pictures of me with my hand on their asses.
	What about the skirts?
	What about videos?
	Zero.
	One even pictures me with hands on my male employees' asses.
	What about on the tits?
	It's so weird.
	Do you have any x-rays of your hands inside any of them?
	not yet there was three fingers in that Oh, my God.
	Maybe when we've been going as long as the young Turks, that things would be different.
	But someone's saying that photo is fake.
	It's on her Instagram, isn't it?
	Oh, no.
	No, that didn't look fake.
	I don't think it's fake.
	I mean, maybe, I guess.
	Yeah.
	I mean, if anyone can show that it's fake, then please do.
	We will happily retract.
	This is a factually based painting stream.
	No way.
	We should talk about PayPal.
	I'll retract it if it's fake, but I will also say that they still smashed.
	Yes.
	I still think they're still smashed here.
	This is a hideous rumor.
	Nick, there must be some legal trouble you're getting yourself into here.
	Yeah.
	Nick's not known for trouble.
	I'm opening myself up for liabilities of some sort, but I'm a lawyer.
	I don't have to pay for one.
	It'd be really bad if the young Turks sued me.
	That'd be terrible for my career.
	That'd be funny.
	Nick sued because he said Jenks smashed.
	Allegedly.
	In my opinion, how about you're going to say in Minecraft?
	Or maybe, yes.
	In Minecraft, he bunker-busted that cave with TNT.
	Damn.
	But no, so you're not getting sued over the horse comments.
	You know, that's no.
	Can't see over that, Jenk.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's the statement of fact now.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	But you kind of want to get sued like in the UK over that, right?
	So then you win, and then all of the journals get to call Chenk horse fucker for the rest of their lives.
	Yes.
	Horse festival.
	Nah.
	Horse enthusiast.
	Yeah.
	Like Vosh.
	He dead.
	He dared with a mare.
	Seriously, the leak from Vosh's Discord, where he's just constantly going about horse cock.
	It's like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
	Why is Vosh?
	I don't understand that at all.
	I don't like, I've never seen him be entertaining or insightful.
	Like neither one.
	So I don't get his, I don't get it.
	Does he have a big show?
	He seems to have a big voice, which is weird.
	I know nothing about the dude.
	I actually haven't seen much from him recently.
	He seems to have sort of dropped off everyone's radar.
	Yeah, that's true.
	Everyone realized that he's basically a really terrible person.
	Because there was a, there was a like Doom and Media, this guy called Doom and Media did a video on him calling him like literally, actually, he's evil because he's literally like, I'll do anything as long as my side wins.
	And it's like, okay, that's evil.
	And everyone was like, hmm, good point.
	Vosh does seem very evil.
	Hey, that was actually part of how I got my YouTube channel back.
	Oh, is that?
	So, so Kessels posted a tweet.
	We're not talking about internet terrorists, are we?
	No.
	No, no, no.
	They just posted a tweet during it right in the middle of all of the stuff they were doing to me in the organizing of the harassment campaign to mass flag my channel.
	Yeah.
	And the tweet was a picture of Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
	And the caption on it said, I know any action of mine is justified because my enemies are ontologically evil.
	Okay.
	And so I, I, and as part of my appeal to Google, I said, here you go.
	This entire thing is based on a lie.
	It's not what I said.
	It's not what I meant.
	It's not what I inferred.
	Yet they were willing to lie to everybody because they have defined me as ontologically evil.
	And if you don't see that that's a problem, I mean, this is, this is how this worked.
	And so that was part of the appeal.
	I mean, I don't know how much sway it had, but it's, it's there.
	And I was like, thank God you posted that, you idiot.
	Yeah, but I mean, like, if you're literally like, we're not in a harassment campaign, we just think this guy's evil and you should take him off the internet.
	It's like, it does kind of lend some credence to your argument, doesn't it?
	Yep.
	So it was.
	It's ironic that they would call anyone ontologically evil, though.
	Because for anyone who doesn't know, ontology is basically just the philosophy of what exists.
	And evil is a position judgment, which they don't really think exists because all things to them are relative.
	I thought the first word was when you were spotting birds.
	Very similar.
	Ornithology.
	Ornithology.
	Now, my enemies are ornithologically evil.
	That's true.
	Well, yeah.
	But the thing is, like, these are the sort of people who would argue normally, say, with a Christian, that nothing is evil.
	Right.
	Everything is just a subjective position.
	And so, you know, how can you say something's evil?
	It's just their culture, bro.
	You can't have an objective moral good.
	Exactly.
	Because that would imply either some sort of universal objectivity or it would imply a higher power, typically.
	So you can't have that, but you are by default.
	You are evil, though, ontologically.
	Yeah.
	It's kind of like, I mean, I find myself actually believing in concepts like good and evil these days.
	So I actually could make the argument these people are ontologically evil because they seem to be.
	I agree with them, Nick.
	Just because they seem to be.
	Well, I mean, what more do I need?
	It's my lived experience, Nick.
	It's also your lived experience, isn't it?
	Yeah, now, yes, it is.
	And it also goes right back to my debate with that weirdo Duncan, where he's like, Well, all of the studies say this.
	And I say, I don't accept that.
	Yeah, I don't care.
	What?
	What?
	Yeah, I don't believe them.
	But the studies.
	Yeah.
	No, they're wrong.
	Based on what?
	My own intuition.
	Yeah, it came to me in a fucking dream.
	Now what?
	I disavow all of science.
	Now, what are you going to say?
	The problem is, first of all, he was lying.
	That was a big part of that.
	But the other part of it was your statement is patently ridiculous.
	On the face of your statement, it is ridiculous.
	I don't have to wait for the punchline to find the lunacy in what you just said.
	You just said that you can block puberty for an unlimited amount of time and everything will be just fine with zero side effects.
	Obviously, not true.
	So ludicrously incorrect.
	Sounds like it to me.
	So I don't know what you're doing more about.
	Oh, as we're talking about Sinch.
	Yes.
	Yeah, I mean, we literally are there, actually.
	I know.
	Isn't it remarkable just how closely the social justice movements line up with the Chaos Gods?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's just remarkable.
	They've got definitely got the debauchery shit going on.
	Well, that's the thing.
	Like, there's a codex from like 1986 in which they explain that Slanesh has a neo-pronoun called Shem.
	Not even joking.
	I put it on my Facebook page.
	I was like, holy fuck, I can't believe this is real.
	It's amazing.
	Yeah.
	Then, of course, you have the Healthy At Any Size, Nogle.
	You know, the Decriminalized Giving People AIDS movement headed by Nurgle that California are currently engaged in.
	Oh, Jesus Christ, they are, aren't they?
	Yep.
	Oh, just, wow, I blocked that one out of my head.
	Yeah.
	Literally spreading the fucking pox, like actual plague bearers.
	It's like, okay, that's mental.
	Yeah.
	And of course, you've got Slanesh, which are ethos.
	Oh, God, I love them.
	And corn, we probably are not allowed to talk about, but it's a very riots of peace movement, corn.
	Oh, I was thinking you were going to talk about the Supreme Court putting a damper on corn in the United States when it finally killed Ginsburg and overruled Roe v. Wade.
	Oh, that's a great point.
	I didn't even think about that angle, but that's a great point.
	Skulls for the skull's thrown.
	Doesn't matter from whence the blood flows.
	Fuck, that's good, actually.
	Yeah.
	Good point.
	Good point.
	Although it's a weak tribute to corn because, right, like corn respects the conquering of strength.
	Sure, but at the end of the day, it doesn't matter from where the skulls come from.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	You know, which you and a million skulls a year.
	You and you and Arch had a had a stream about this from the one guy.
	Was that Oculus Imperio, the guy who did?
	No, no, that was a different guy.
	Like he left the comment saying, yeah, this was just like a sort of thought exercise.
	You know, I was just messing up.
	It was an April Fool's joke.
	No, no, no.
	He seemed to have a really good sense of humor about it.
	So it was like, you know, in the comments.
	But his pinned comment on that video is that this was supposed to upload on April 1st, but it got uploaded on April 2nd.
	Ah, right.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I can't remember off him.
	But yeah.
	But yeah, he had a good sense of humor about it.
	But it is remarkable how, and then, of course, the changer of ways.
	Well, time to transition.
	What are you talking about?
	Zench, obviously.
	I've never even heard of.
	You're talking about like people turning into like demons or something.
	People, people changing from what they are to something else.
	And again, we support this completely, obviously.
	Like when they go from like Catholic to Lutheran.
	Like when they go from heterosexual to fucking horses.
	But the point I think has been made that, yeah, it's remarkable.
	It's a leader of ways.
	All of the chaos vices are the virtues of the left, which is.
	You could be better.
	Yeah.
	It could be better.
	But I just love that it makes the Imperium of Man look even cooler.
	Like, yeah, like, what are they?
	Oh, they're a bunch of fucking space racists.
	And they're the heroes.
	This is why, like, yeah, well, this, this is why, like, you know, the woke have really got not very far with 40k, right?
	It's because literally the heroes of the entire setting are a bunch of fucking xenocidal space racists.
	Games workshops on every fucking packaging.
	Games workshop has got a giant racist murderer.
	It's like the Black Templars.
	Every single space marine.
	But as long as they vote the right way, that's all right.
	And the thing is, as well, the great thing is you've seen all the video games that are coming out and stuff like that.
	They have to put in the rhetoric in all of the video games.
	So it's all of this, you know, extreme bigotry that is on the good guys screeching out the most right-wing fucking phrases.
	So good.
	Mates.
	Hadius, great again.
	Hate the mutant, burn the witch.
	Exactly.
	Oh, yeah, burning heretic.
	You know, yeah, that's great stuff.
	Yeah.
	It's just the worst.
	Brother, get the flamer.
	Oh, my God.
	I love it.
	I love it so much.
	You know?
	Oh, man.
	It's it's just that 40k is great.
	That I do, you know, Games Workshop gets a lot of shit for getting a lot of shit wrong, but they really have stood pretty well against a lot of this bullshit.
	I mean, they, they, they're, they're watering down some things, but I mean, they've, for now, have hung by the guns of, yeah, we're still not going to give you female space marines because it just isn't.
	Yeah.
	Until it is.
	Until we find out that that was the second chapter or whatever.
	Yeah, but they know, they, they know that their audience isn't going to accept it.
	They know this, you know.
	And the thing is, I don't think so.
	No, I'm convinced of it, right?
	Because I don't think they care, really.
	I don't think they give a shit.
	I think they'd just be like, well, whatever.
	You know, we'll just make female space marines.
	Who gives a fuck?
	But the thing is, the premise of the Space Marines is they are genetically engineered super soldiers.
	You know, it's not a small thing to become a Space Marine, you know, and it's, it's like the best of the best designed by the fucking God Emperor himself.
	And it's like, yeah, why would you ever, if you're going to genetically engineer a super soldier, why would you take the, why would you take the starting material that was 50% weaker than the other gender?
	Like, you just wouldn't do it, right?
	It defies all logic.
	And so there's just no way they can reasonably have female space marines.
	And so they're committed to this.
	And they had to, in the Horus Heresy rules, they actually put it in black and white.
	Space Marines are always male.
	There are no female space marines.
	It was, I saw it on Twitter, the screeching, the fucking absolute screeching.
	And I was just like, this is glorious.
	Yeah.
	It's well, it's 99.9% of the people screeching probably have zero to do with Warhammer, never played it, never purchased anything, nothing.
	Yeah.
	Well, the other thing, like, let's let's get away from the practical realities of what you just said, 50%, you know, weaker on average or whatever, and just go with the in world realities of these are xenophobic, ultra-right wing space racists.
	Do you think they care about the like the equal representation of women in their armies?
	Like, no.
	is the Imperium of man, a safe space for trans people.
	Imperium of they, them.
	I love, I love it so much.
	And so, but basically, yeah, so the setting is so congenitally right-wing that there's just no hope for the left.
	And if they were to change it, even in a little way, the entire setting would start unraveling.
	And so, Games Workshop are kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place where they've got the constant whining of the SJWs on one side, but the complete obliteration of this 30 or 40-year-old franchise on the other.
	And they've got no choice.
	And so it's great.
	I love it.
	Yeah.
	But then their mitigation of this is really simple.
	It's just that it's it and it's also a forever lesson and never enough.
	The sisters of battle are an all-female army that competes with space marines on an individual level, despite not having the genetic modifications, just their extreme discipline and faith bring them up to the level of the greatest soldiers in the entire universe.
	And it's like, but we want them to be Space Marines, though.
	It's like they're walking Mary Sue's.
	Every single one of them is ridiculously overpowered.
	You would never find anyone even close to this in reality.
	And yet, like, imagine Captain America gets in a fight with a normal woman.
	Like, and she competes.
	It's like that isn't a thing.
	Although I think they might have tried to do that with Black Widow once or twice.
	Oh, fucking hell.
	Of course they would.
	But I saw them posting at Games Workshop's official account over this.
	And most, most of them were trying to create half-cogn arguments.
	But one or two were exactly like that.
	It's like, no, we don't care.
	We want the special thing.
	The special thing is Space Marines.
	So we want that.
	It's like, you're not getting it.
	You're not getting it.
	Said by people who then move on to the next franchise.
	Exactly.
	And the next point.
	Yeah.
	And then the next week, Dark Elves were black people.
	Exactly.
	And the only reason you want it is because you've been told no.
	That's the reason.
	Yep.
	It's the most.
	I can't imagine asking for representation in anything.
	Like that, that doesn't enter my brain.
	Like the idea.
	No, well, I should be in this space.
	Like, why?
	Like, what, what thing does it do?
	Like, I don't watch Black Panther and go like, well, where's the white guy?
	Like, he's the villain.
	But they would, they would say to you, yeah, but you're just so used to being represented.
	And you'd be like, bitch, do I look fucking represented?
	What are you talking about?
	I'm literally, this is a spiky arm mutant.
	Like, fucking, come on.
	I'm not playing this for representation.
	And it's also, you're so represented.
	It's like, right, women have never been in anything.
	That's true.
	I've actually never in media anywhere seen women.
	You know, the funny thing about this discussion for me is the only books I care about right now from Games Workshop.
	Or, I mean, like, I buy all of them, all the special editions, but the only one that I want written is the final or the third book in the Beequin trilogy, Elizabeth Beequin, which is one of the women from Eisenhorn.
	And because the last line of the second book was the best cliffhanger ever, but her, like, her story, and actually, all of the women in the Eisenhorn books are and the Ravenor books are all really fucking interesting and cool characters.
	Um, but like, yeah, that story, yeah, and it's it's Dan Abnett, who is really quite good.
	I mean, there's just I've actually never read any of the novels because I'm too lazy, but I've looked at the size and scope of the 40k novel universe, and I'm like, I just don't have time to start reading 500 million books.
	What are you talking about, Sargon?
	What are you talking about over here?
	What exactly?
	These are only the special editions.
	I'm glad they exist and everything.
	It's just that I just don't have time, just don't have time.
	The Eisenhorn series, if you ever do, the Eisenhorn trilogy is really, really good.
	It's, it's where it was, those are the first books I read.
	I probably want to go reread them because I didn't know so much about 40k when I first started reading those.
	But man, like those are just really compelling.
	The characters are all very good, and the characters drive the story throughout the whole thing.
	And oh my God, they realize Eisenhorn is a dynamic character.
	And I don't know who needs to hear this in all of Western media right now, but your characters should change, should make decisions that complicate and surprise you, complicate them and surprise you.
	Like these are, these are fundamental aspects of writing, and you can't find them anywhere.
	Yeah, this is crazy.
	This is what are you talking about?
	Like, all of the characters are born perfect and never encounter any fucking obstacles.
	That's what a proper character is.
	And how is she going to be a girl boss if she has to overcome difficulty?
	Honestly, yeah, it's the patriarchy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that's that's fucking fucking story.
	Fucking she-hulk.
	God.
	Well, they made the writer's room is like 90% women and they can't even fucking write a woman.
	I think it's 100% women.
	Yeah.
	No, there was, there was, uh, I thought that I think there was, hold on, uh, one, two, well, one, two, three, four, five.
	I think there were six women and three men.
	Really?
	I thought I heard it was 100%.
	Well, this is the this is the fake She-Hulk writer's room, right?
	Oh, the fake one in the show.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So Jessica Gow was there, who is the show runner, but I don't know if the men in there were just, you know, shit.
	We better pretend there is some men here.
	When I read the credits, the only like male I see is like a costume designer or something.
	So, but uh, but yeah, no, it's it's it's insane, but they predicated her entire character based on sex because because they can't not do it, right?
	But like that whole bit in the first episode where she's just obsessed with the fact that uh that Captain America must must not have been a virgin, like it just he couldn't have because it's so unfair because he's so hot.
	That's, that's the whole story arc of the first show.
	Uh they, they started off with it.
	They it's like and you wonder why that you couldn't go one episode of introduction without her being without the entire joke being her sex obsessed with Steve Rogers.
	Like you wonder why the plot line devolves into her being a whore, like can, are you not with this?
	Like, do you not realize that that is the criticism?
	It goes to show you just how important sex is to women, right?
	Like it's not casual.
	It's not flippant.
	You can't just go out and have 100 partners by the time you're 21 and think this is going to have no consequences.
	You know, all of these things are lies and a lot of young women were lied to.
	Oh, that's a fucking rabbit hole, that one.
	But it's true, isn't it?
	No, you weren't.
	I think it's absolutely true.
	Go smash like crane.
	Just get out there and just open the gates.
	Open the gates and let everyone in, right?
	Like Norway.
	Because who does that benefit?
	You know, not women.
	You'll end up getting humiliated in public by Doomcock, like She-Hulk.
	It's crazy.
	Like the extent of the lie that they've sold, that this is a proper way to live.
	You can just do all of this.
	It will never affect you in any way negatively.
	And if anybody has a negative perception of you, it's like, wait, I thought it couldn't affect me negatively.
	Well, no, I mean, but if someone did have a negative perception of you, they're wrong and a bigot.
	It's like, yeah.
	It's not because they prove it in the show themselves.
	There is a 30, she's 35 odd years old.
	She's staring down the barrel of middle age, to quote Drinker from his video yesterday.
	She gets fired because she freaked out at the end of last episode.
	And yet, immediately after being fired from a job that she probably got paid in excess of $400,000 a year, she has to leave her apartment because she can't afford to keep it.
	So she's broke.
	So she's got no man.
	She's middle-aged.
	She's broke.
	And she just fucks guys on the first date.
	They are proving themselves.
	She's massively unhappy.
	And what do they, what is her ending?
	What is the ending that she gives herself that she's together with Daredevil?
	Season two, episode one, She-Hulk buys a cat.
	But remember, remember several cats.
	Stories are an imitation.
	Art's an imitation of life.
	You know, art's a representation of reality.
	It's telling you the true quality of the artist is actually psychological.
	The ability to tell you something about yourself.
	That was profound.
	It's true.
	They just got everything wrong in the show.
	They thought they were owning, you know, girl car, whatever you want to fucking call it, whatever trash name it is nowadays.
	And they ended up just proving exactly why it's an absolute disaster.
	They accidentally turned Doomcock into the fucking hero of She-Hulk.
	How did this happen?
	Could have written anything you liked.
	The people that criticizes are actually correct.
	Fucking amazing.
	Fucking amazing.
	She could have been like, they honestly.
	They could have taken this show even full woke on a bunch of issues and made it so much more interesting.
	Like She-Hulk fights big oil in court and wins and upholds like the Clean Air Act or some stupid thing, right?
	Like they could, uh, climate change is now recognized by the courts as real, and it's because she-Hulk, super wham an attorney, like, uh, like went green, literally.
	Like, they could have done anything like that to push any agenda, and instead, they got wrapped up in book club drama.
	Like, you could have had you could have had her as she-Hulk actually going into the sea and seeing the oils, you know, slick and trying to trying to, you know, fix up the uh, the um, you know, hole in the, in the, in the uh, the vessel or whatever.
	And you, you know, she could have taken imagery from that.
	And then, so when she's in court, yeah, you know, she could be could have been presented as evidence, say, look, that's not what happened.
	This is footage of me record, you know, being recorded by third-party songs, so-and-so, clearly showing where the uh oil, you know, uh, oil thing was.
	My brain is dead.
	Uh, look, as the oil thingy, you're overlooking something.
	There is no existing model for what you're talking about.
	There are no superheroes who, at the same time as superheroing, managed to capture important footage or pictures of events and try to publicize them.
	That doesn't exist in Marvel or DC.
	What do you mean, as like how could you possibly have come up with this unique concept?
	But hang on, hang on, hang on.
	If there were such a thing, right, that would have required the writers to have read a single fucking comic.
	That is true.
	Yeah, we are.
	Yeah, the totally unrealistic expectation for the writers of uh Marvel She-Hulk.
	But they, even before the show came out, they're just like, none of us know how to write legal dramas, so we didn't want to get actually did as well.
	I'm not even again, I'm not taking a piss.
	They actually said we didn't know, we didn't know how to uh write legal dramas, so we didn't want to get uh deep when it came to the actual court cases.
	They didn't write anything apart from her opening up her legs and taking fucking loads.
	That's what they wrote.
	Well, you gotta write what you know, as you know.
	Um, but the thing is, like, it's not like there are you know, people who are trained in law that they could have hired as advisors.
	Yeah, that's called mansplaining.
	All you have to do is go on Twitter.
	Tell me there are women lawyers, just go on Twitter.
	Tell me, tweet out, Marvel wants to hire a female attorney to consult on She-Hulk and Jamail Vasquez a billion resumes in their inbox from all of the out-of-work women lawyers that exist.
	Like, yeah, but that's not the story they wanted to tell.
	That's fair.
	I still don't know what story they were trying to tell.
	I think, I mean, I my idea was that they are all they're doing is recanting stories of when they were drunken whores at college, uh, taking loads, and then they're translating it into she-hulk, but more than that's a story.
	I know it's more than that, it's it's uh, the the 40-year-old career women who don't have a husband or kids, uh, and whose cats can't stand to be around them until it's feeding time.
	And uh, the you're forgetting also the important, and this is the real key to all of it.
	They're constantly on Twitter 24/7.
	So, this is why uh, the YouTube commentariat have become the art super villains of uh the series, and they literally have nothing more in their lives.
	God, I'm so glad when I went to the career fair uh back in high school that when that little result came back, it didn't say career woman.
	Like, that would kind of have been a fucking nightmare.
	What is this thing called female?
	Oh, it's no, it's uh, it's something one of you said just a minute ago struck me because it's it's true.
	Write down your regrets and justify them in a story.
	Like that, that's what it is.
	The whole, well, in college, I got run through by a bunch of by a bunch of men who never stuck around, didn't value me.
	It's like, yeah, yeah.
	And then, and then now you're, you're mad about it, but now you're going to go back and like morally justify yourself through a comic book character show on TV 20 years later that you're sad.
	You've learned nothing because every night you're on Tinder getting another guy to do the same.
	Yeah.
	He's not going to stick around because you're not worth anything.
	Damn.
	You don't know.
	And she doesn't value herself.
	No, I know.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	I mean, the guy might be there.
	I said in my review, the guy might be there for a good time, but he's thinking, I ain't, this thing, fucking marriage.
	Yeah.
	I got to smash on the first night.
	Why would I need to check around?
	Exactly.
	This is just weird.
	Fun time.
	That's it.
	Yeah.
	Have you have you ever seen there's a there's a video at least one out there where it like it goes against all of the rules that make sense It's all of the high paid like footballers, right?
	And their wives are all like older than them.
	It's the weirdest thing.
	It's like very, I don't, I don't get, I mean, they're hot.
	Don't get me wrong, but but it's like bank bang moms.
	It's like, wait, so you're telling me like, I don't know if, I don't know if he's in there, but Cristiano Ronaldo, like this super handsome, perfectly physically fit, multi-millionaire.
	And it's like, well, but I'm going to marry like a 37-year-old woman.
	Like, wait, it doesn't.
	Huh?
	Yeah, but this is the same with billionaires, though, isn't it?
	It's like, why the fuck are the wives of billionaires less attractive than my wife?
	You know, like, I don't understand.
	Like, you're Mark Zuckerberg.
	Why are you married to a solid four?
	No, really?
	Why?
	Like, what?
	How does that happen?
	I'm scared of the AI.
	Mark Zuckerberg, your wife is beautiful.
	I have not seen his wife.
	I don't know.
	Google her.
	Have a look.
	Look her up.
	And it's just like, how did that happen?
	Maybe she was with him before the money.
	Actually, I don't think she was, though.
	No, I'm not sure she was.
	Yeah.
	Maybe it's the power of maybe it's the power of autism.
	Like he just doesn't value physical attractiveness.
	Well, Mark Zuckerberg isn't a human, though.
	But do you not remember why he started Facebook?
	It was a dating thing, wasn't it?
	It's a rape woman.
	It was a smash or pass thing.
	Oh, yeah.
	So you can't say he's not interested in attractive women.
	I don't believe it.
	Well, no, he was, but Mark Zuckerberg's dead.
	He's a pile of bones and organs rotting in a Harvard closet somewhere.
	Good point.
	And the AI has 3D printed an exoskeleton to fill his skin suit.
	Like, that's what's gone.
	That's what happened now.
	That's a good point.
	That's why he's pushing USB Type-C.
	He charges faster.
	You know, in the social network, the movie, the social network.
	I never watched it.
	I've never seen it, actually.
	It's really good.
	It's not accurate, but it's really good.
	It's just, it's a very, it's a very interesting movie to watch.
	I want to similar to see, actually.
	And they do, because he's married this.
	I knew that she was Chinese or whatever.
	I don't know, you know.
	Oh, you just assume Chinese because of Asian.
	Oh my God.
	I charge you back quickly and you fucking jumped on me, you bastard.
	I knew she's from Asian descent, but in the movie, The Social Network, they give that story to Andrew Garfield's character, the partner that got frozen out.
	Yeah.
	So he's got the crate and she's portrayed as crazy.
	Absolutely crazy.
	She's portrayed us.
	So, okay.
	Mark Zuckerberg is one of the people I trust least on the planet.
	He's got Army Hammer playing himself as twins and he doesn't eat anyone, which I thought was rather cool.
	Oh, have you guys seen the Danny Masterson stuff?
	Hide from that 70s show?
	No.
	No, no, what's going on with him?
	He's on trial for rape right now.
	Three counts of rape from, I think, his ex-girlfriend or his ex-wife and then two other women who came up afterwards.
	And he has fully denied it the whole time.
	Said, no, I'm going to beat them in court and then I'm going to sue their asses.
	How do I present a fucking image or a link on the screen?
	I go to present.
	Well, you got to open the link and then you present it.
	Then you go to window, you show the window of the actual image.
	Fucking not know how to use StreamYard.
	This is the first time we've used it.
	Oh, really?
	Oh, yeah.
	That'll be why then.
	No wonder you got the watermark up there.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I mean, I'd like, because obviously I don't have to do any of this stuff these days.
	Right.
	Yeah.
	You know, well, aren't you fucking cool?
	Yeah.
	Oh, look, lads, I don't have to work at all, but I'm doing it just for you.
	No, no, I got to work all the time.
	I don't have to do the back end like a fucking peasant.
	All right.
	I pay somebody for that shit.
	Yeah, I pay really cool and intelligent people to do that for me.
	That's the dream.
	That is the dream.
	Okay, I can't figure this out.
	If my brother lived nearer to me, I would actually hire him.
	Dude, I'm just going to post the link.
	You guys can put it up because you put it up a second ago.
	Like, there's the fucking link.
	Okay, I got it.
	Just a second.
	I'm filing Nick.
	So if you could grab that, that'd be great.
	Yeah, I got it.
	Thanks, man.
	Here we go.
	There we go.
	Strong chin on that one.
	You see what I mean?
	Like, she's a solid mid.
	I mean, I love a busty Asian.
	I don't think she is, though.
	But no, I was going to say, but this is doing nothing for me.
	Yeah.
	I mean, she's totally normal, you know, and like you as a regular dude would date a woman of this average attractiveness and you get married, you'd be very happy.
	Everything will be fine.
	But you're not a fucking billionaire.
	You don't fly over on a private jet.
	She could be really cool.
	If this person has like a really nice personality, I think that would sort of, you know, lift her as well.
	No, no doubt in my mind.
	You know, and it's sweet that Mark Zuckerberg fell in love with what I presume is his soulmate.
	It's just really weird.
	Because then you saw, you know, Bill Gates's ex-wife?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, I mean, how would you rate her?
	Rich.
	Oh, shit.
	Not Melinda.
	You're not talking about Melinda Gates.
	Oh, wait.
	They got divorced?
	Yeah, they got divorced.
	But like, I'll put the, just look at this.
	Hold on, I'm pulling up a picture of her.
	Yeah, I've got one.
	I've got an announcement.
	There you go.
	Oh, just not.
	How did this happen?
	You're not great.
	I'll put another link in there if you can.
	Yeah, I'm getting it.
	There we go.
	Whoa.
	Whoa.
	You were the head man on earth?
	They had to get married like really early.
	Maybe she can suck a golf ball up a 12-foot holes pipe.
	The weirdest thing about them was finding out that like Bill goes like every year on like a weekend bender with like his best with his ex-girlfriend from college.
	Like they have a special place that they go to and it's just Bill and his ex-girlfriend from college and they go to just go hang out and shoot the shit or whatever.
	Oh, do they?
	That's weird.
	A weird artifact of that.
	I mean, who doesn't do that?
	Who doesn't do that with their ex-girlfriend?
	And their wife's just like, yeah, no problem.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	My wife would be cool with it, I'm sure.
	She wouldn't be fucking furious or anything.
	I wouldn't.
	I would just get back and she'd be like, do you have a good time?
	Yeah, we play some golf, you know.
	Yeah, I learned how to play Go.
	Yeah.
	A game of property and takeover.
	Are you just you filing and gluing?
	Is that what you're doing, As?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I'm putting together the tactical four.
	I'm trying to fix my going back and fixing my fuck-ups now.
	God.
	That's always the worst part, though, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	You know, like you, because as you're going along, you're like, fuck, fuck, fuck.
	And then you know, and you keep a tally in your head.
	You're like, I've got at least a dozen on this fucking one.
	Oh, look at that.
	I, my hand shook.
	And so I got this splotch of purple right in the fucking white.
	Fuck.
	And that's the thing.
	Like the colors, some colors are so unforgiving, and white is just one of them, man.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	That's why I don't kind of go for stuff like white scars or stuff.
	I specifically avoid white because the paint is so unforgiving.
	Well, the only, the only, uh, the only dudes that I got that have white are the death guard and you grime it up so you can actually have some some fun with it.
	You get the off, the off white, but you know, you can really grime it up and it looks great.
	And then I bought the um sorry, go on.
	Yeah, with my space marines, I was going to like, oh, I like dark angels.
	I'll paint them like dark angels colors.
	And people are like, oh, you've got to do the terminators in white.
	It's like, ha.
	No, I fucking don't.
	Watch this.
	And so I do regular colour.
	And they're like, yeah, but you should.
	It's like, nah, fuck you.
	Yeah, no, thank you.
	The Deathwing Elite can get colored.
	Yeah, exactly.
	They can.
	And the thing is, the terminators look, they look cool in like dark green, you know?
	They're badass, man.
	Fuck off.
	Also, I'm shit at painting white.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I'd love to be able to just really fucking go for it on the painting.
	I love watching great, great, you know, Warhammer painters.
	Oh, it's so it's so irritating to watch them because they're like, I saw one guy do, he goes on eBay and he buys like people with busted models.
	He'll like buy their models really cheap and then he'll restore them.
	He'll repair them.
	He'll kit bash them a little bit and make them into some.
	And then he paints them.
	And like, I'm watching this guy and he's got a bloodthirster that he gets.
	And he bought it for like $3 and he puts it all together.
	And then he just takes like, he's like, okay, first you got to layer on the black.
	He just goes, shh, sprays on the black.
	And then he takes the red from like 18 feet away.
	And he's like, you just a little bit of this.
	He goes, and the thing is like perfectly like contrast painted.
	That doesn't make sense.
	If I did that, it would look ludicrous.
	Yeah.
	And this guy's just like, no, this is how you do it.
	I do love that kind of confidence, though, right?
	Like, there is something nice about watching an expert work.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, anything.
	What's the, what's that big painter called?
	Mainstream one.
	It's like Manix.
	Oh, Duncan Rose is great.
	Like Manic Mini or like Metal Maniac or something.
	American guy.
	Oh, what's it called?
	But he got into some miniac?
	Miniac?
	Yeah, Miniac.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The chat, the chat screaming miniac.
	That's always good.
	Chat's always good for that stuff.
	Thank you.
	Chat knows all.
	Oh, absolutely.
	And he got into some trouble with Games Workshop, even though he's like, it's basically like Star Wars theory and having Pablo Hidel go fucking take the piss out of him like he did.
	Because he painted up a set.
	He was given like a set of the 30k stuff.
	I think it was.
	I'm sure Chat can correct the mistakes in the story.
	I think he was given like some 30k stuff.
	You had to paint something and bring it for the launch of this 30k thing.
	And he put a picture up on Instagram, I think, by accident of what he was doing.
	And then they just, they just, they said, right, you're not allowed to come.
	Oh, you're in trouble.
	Yeah, he was just like, you're not allowed to come.
	You broke the rules.
	It's like, I mean, you know, it's letter of the law stuff, sure.
	Yeah.
	But, you know, come on, just have a little bit of common sense here.
	But then it's not like Games Workshop have got any fucking common sense.
	Like the whole attacking their own YouTube community is just like, what the fuck are you playing at?
	This is free advertising.
	Nutsacks.
	Yeah.
	It's like, yeah, that's the thing that has always gotten me.
	It's the Nintendo thing too.
	Like when Nintendo's going after their, you know, streamers and stuff, it's like, do you realize how many copies of their games, of your games they're selling?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, I'm playing, I'm just streaming a game, a couple of games at the minute, but I'm streaming one called Miss Survival.
	And I've been doing about 12 parts of that, maybe five, you know, average of like five hours a stream, something like that.
	And there's an average of, let's say, between 600, 700 people that watch that, you know, that gaming stream.
	And it's like, there's a load of people who said, oh, I bought this game because of you playing it.
	And I'm, you know, and I'm playing it now and you're playing it.
	And, you know, it's been, there's been, you know, a decent amount.
	So it's just like they, they have bought it because they've seen me play, you know, they're hearing the streams, watching me play and seeing how, you know, fun it can be or how you can make it fun, even if, you know, the game itself has limitations.
	And yeah, that's money that the guys got for what?
	For free advertising for somebody streaming their game.
	Yeah.
	And I don't know.
	Tens of thousands of people watched it.
	Like you have to pay money normally for that.
	I don't know if you can remember this, but going back to the relaunch of Final Fantasy 14, because when it came out, it was visible.
	Pretty bad when it came out.
	Yeah, they had to shut it all down, get a whole new team in, new engine, everything, new leads, blah, blah, blah.
	And anyway, they come out with a Realm Reborn.
	And just before the release, the relaunch of the game, that they're hoping it's going to save this on, because if it doesn't, you know, this is an absolute disaster.
	We've received emails from Square Enix's president apologizing for the state of the original.
	And just before it came out, Square.
	Sam Sandy itself almost died with 14.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	They said, you're not, you know, you're not allowed to make videos or stream the game.
	And there was like a massive uproar about that.
	People going, you are fucking stupid.
	You know, this is free advertising.
	Look at games like World of Warcraft.
	You know, Blizzard are getting, they get free advertising every time somebody plays, makes a video.
	Doesn't even matter if they criticize it.
	Because if somebody comes into a critical video and they go, oh, actually, this game looks fucking great.
	Which happens all the time.
	Because sometimes critics are idiots.
	Yeah.
	Particularly me.
	Sorry to go back to a previous topic that we've just got off, but I've just found this fucking account that I want to share with you.
	Okay.
	On 40k.
	Oh, wait, we're going back.
	I thought we were going back to billionaire wives.
	Well, yeah, no, I mean, we can afterwards.
	I'm sure.
	Like, we'll just go through all the rate all the billionaire wives.
	But can someone get this account up, please?
	Because this guy is just fucking phenomenal.
	Like, you want me to get it or you got it?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Cheers, man.
	I found this guy ages ago, and he every time I've painted something, I thought, oh, I'm really proud of that.
	I'll be flipping through Instagram and what something he's done will come up.
	And I'll be like, oh, fuck's like, I'm shit.
	Here, let me see.
	Yeah, I see that every time I see somebody pose their hot toys or put their hot toys for the death wing terminator, right?
	If you go, yeah, that death wing terminator there, right?
	Just.
	Oh, it's not fun.
	So this guy, I watched him putting this together because basically, right, every couple of days, he put up like, here's a hand or a fist or the gun or a leg or whatever.
	And they put up just the picture of it being like half done.
	And so you can tell this has taken him just hundreds of man hours to put together, right?
	And he did a gene steal as well.
	So if you, he was entering this in a golden demon.
	If you can go back onto the main thing and go to the latest picture, yeah, that one, right?
	And so look, that is just space, baby.
	It's a level of artistry that I just couldn't even imagine.
	You know, yeah, the like the light contrasts that they do.
	Yeah.
	Is like that's lighting, but it's also paint.
	And I don't.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I do not understand how they do it.
	Because like, okay, I can draw a line on something for an accent.
	I have no idea how they blend that shit around like crazy.
	Other than it's just work.
	Yeah.
	But when they tell you on a video, I still have no idea what they're talking about.
	When they do it on a video, when they say like, put the highlights on the light on, I still have no idea how they do it.
	You know, some people are just fucking talented.
	Yeah.
	And so when I'm pleased with my work, I'm just looking at this guy.
	I'm just like, oh, fuck.
	And, but the thing is, it's this guy that made me realize exactly what women are seeing on Instagram when it comes to like pictures of themselves.
	Right.
	Because you know, seriously, Instagram has killed dozens of teenage girls, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	At least dozens, right?
	Because they see these like, you know, pictures that women have spent six hours getting the right angle and stuff like that to get.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because paceporanic exists.
	Exactly.
	Loads of filters.
	Exactly.
	And then they look at themselves and go, no, I'm fat and ugly.
	I'm just going to fucking kill myself.
	Right.
	That is exactly the feeling I get from this.
	Exactly the feeling.
	I'm just like, fuck, I'm just going to kill myself.
	You're like, look at, first of all, just painting things individually like this.
	That's not a good idea.
	I'm not committed to it.
	I mean, like, he painted each individual bit for ages, you know, like days at a time go by.
	Layers and layers of detail being added to this stuff.
	And then, yeah, when he adds the accent color, the crazy thing is he adds the accent lines.
	And These don't look like the same two things, but it's literally it.
	It's just him putting that highlight line around the edge, yeah, and then uh, you know, some contrast through that.
	Yeah, he's he's he's just amazing, and uh, you know, he's got such a good eye.
	And look, you see what I mean, like every single little stage of it coming together, and I'm just like, you know, when I got my um, I watched this whole Prime Scott Army painted um from Siege Siege Studios.
	Uh, just when I got them, I mean, they were showing me pictures of the progression as it was going, and it was a long process.
	Yeah, it was like a three-month waiting list just to get my shit done, and then when they said, Right, we're going to start working on yours, you know, it was weeks, you know, weeks to actually do it.
	So, when it when they were showing us pictures, you're like, Oh, that looks good, but when they actually arrived and you got them in hand, it was like, This is mid, like, because you know, this can get very expensive.
	And I just went with like, Can I go mid, which is bad enough, but uh, and still they've come back and it's like that's mid-level, that's really good.
	That's do you see this picture right here, the 28 millimeters across on the wrist, like just the level of he's accenting the tarsals on the hand here.
	I don't think my eyes resolve that level of scale, right?
	Yeah, you know, because that that's that's such an unbelievably small thing that's blown up.
	Like, I don't think my eyes would see the detail that I was supposed to paint.
	Yeah, here's the here's the picture or like a clear version of it.
	It's it's crazy, crazy stuff, genuinely amazing, crazy.
	So, yeah, this is the guy who's going to drive me to suicide.
	So, basically, chat, I need you all to lie to me about how great my thousand sons look.
	Before I look at this guy's feed, I look at them and think, oh man, I'm really proud of those.
	I did a really good job.
	I'm just imagining Too Faced at the end of the dark night where he's got Jim Gordon's son.
	It's like, tell your son it's going to be all right.
	Lie like I lie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Fucking lie to me, boys.
	Somebody got to put that into a meme.
	Yeah, oh, that's a cool model.
	It's it's he's reloading, uh, yeah, reloading the bolt.
	Oh, how gorgeous is that, though?
	That isn't wow, geez, he's so good.
	Oh, I know it makes you sick, but at the same time, you're like, he's beautiful, and this person needs to be put in uh a museum.
	Here's here's the here's the detail: so he's got some runes down here on this thing that are glowing, so he added the blue for the glow into the model.
	Like that, it's casting light on the model here.
	That's that's cool, man.
	I see people do that when they're holding plasma rifles or plasma pistols.
	Yeah, I wouldn't have thought of it.
	Imagine that you work at Games Workshop, you're part of like you know, the whatever department deals with getting the miniatures crafted, painted, and put on the things to have uh, you know, photos for the codexes and stuff, and you don't hire this guy.
	It's like, why?
	Oh, why don't why don't you hire this guy?
	But I would hire him hell, maybe it's contract, I don't know, but yeah, there's this, but there's so much talent out there as well.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, there are loads.
	I follow a bunch on Instagram where it's just like I shouldn't because it just makes me sad.
	I know, man.
	She put a smile on your soul.
	I'm sitting here.
	He's like, I'm in crisis.
	I'm in Christ.
	No, ego.
	I've got another one that I follow, right?
	Here's a just, yeah, like genuine crisis of soul, right?
	Get that guy up.
	NM Paint.
	He's again amazing.
	Just all these fucking people are amazing.
	Uh, here we go.
	Jesus.
	Come on.
	Here we go.
	it's it's ready oh so here's his painting progression his skill progression how he started in 22 2002.
	Wow.
	White paints now.
	There you go.
	That's that's 19 years of skill being built.
	Of hard work, 19 years of car.
	Yeah, scroll across, man.
	Oh, that's amazing.
	Oh, dude.
	I'm still stuck in 2001.
	Yeah, yeah, that's me.
	That's me now.
	Actually, that one's better than I can do, probably.
	That one I've done in 2001.
	Yeah, it's like it's not like his early work is that terrible.
	It's just necessary.
	I quite like that from 2002.
	I think that's actually shown some progression already.
	Oh my lordy, these people.
	What do you mean with these people?
	Yeah, what are these amazing right?
	Come out of this one and go to the uh top one on the right on the on the thing.
	So look, look at this.
	Look at this.
	Scroll across on it.
	It's like this is just these are just amazing.
	If you go across one, there we go.
	Oh man, look at that detailer on the shoulders and the glow, you know.
	But I could never get a glow looking in here in the neck.
	Like, so he's got the prominent, you know, marks here, but he's got like this patterning going throughout the paint.
	Like, so the skin has texture.
	Yeah.
	And on this thing, like, come on now.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, because he's turning and he's stretching and his skin's getting lighter when it's dying.
	Like, give some, it gives a chance, man.
	Come on.
	I mean, it's one thing doing it, but it's another thing putting it on the internet, dude.
	You know, it's just rude, really, when you think about it.
	Hey, you make it also look bad.
	I mean, there, there are some people out there with uh, that have so many.
	This is not related to minis, but um, because I at one point looked at a sports car online that my Instagram is just full of once I get past the people I know, it's all like uh Camaros, uh, Mustangs, Dodge Challengers, and Corvettes and stuff.
	There was a dude, I saw this video the other day, he was painting a Corvette to look like a manga drawing of a Corvette.
	I gotta find this thing, it was uh so it's kind of like sell shady type of yes, and it's like it's showing him just sitting there doing all this work, putting these markings all over it.
	God, I'm gonna have to find this.
	Um, and when you see it at the end, it's like that looks like a drawing, yeah.
	Uh, oh, here it is.
	It's oh, Jesus.
	Okay, I'll share it, but I won't.
	It's a video here.
	Oh, no, I'll put it up.
	Yeah, but I'm not going to share the audio because the audio is annoying.
	So, here we go.
	Great.
	Here's him spraying it.
	And it shows the finished product at the end.
	This is to me, I was just like, come on, and also, can I hire you?
	Can you make my car a manga?
	Yeah, but I'd never want to drive anywhere ever.
	But I love these kind of feats of autism.
	Well, I love looking at the guy's face.
	It's just like, no, no, I know exactly what I'm doing.
	Don't worry about it.
	You know, I know what I'm doing.
	He's he's freehanding with a paint marker because I feel like a hundred thousand dollar car.
	Jeez, don't worry, I got this.
	I know, I know how this is going to turn out.
	Trust me, this is going to be brilliant.
	Yeah, how do you?
	Oh, wow.
	That's fine.
	It's fine.
	watch it he's got to add these little accent lines of course because it's yeah yeah yeah going fast.
	This man is just drawing straight lines.
	Like, I know.
	I can't do that.
	Freehanding straight lines.
	Here we go.
	The reveals coming up.
	I want to take the tape off.
	It's going to look insane.
	Are they coating it?
	I think he's just washing it, isn't he?
	Yeah, he's there.
	It is.
	Oh, fucking hell.
	That's how it looks.
	Like, come on, man.
	Yeah, I think he sprayed like a gloss on.
	Right, right.
	Yeah, it's definitely got a gloss on there.
	Oh, it's so good, isn't it?
	That is crazy.
	Come on, man.
	I wish.
	Uh, I don't know.
	I wish I had the courage to drive that car.
	I would just, I would drive that.
	No problem.
	Straight into a walk.
	Yeah, straight into a walk.
	Yeah, but apart from that.
	Oh, that's so good.
	Yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	These fucking people.
	Too fucking talented.
	Yeah.
	I know.
	It makes you want to quit.
	Yeah.
	And everything.
	In a weird way.
	Makes me want to go take a take a makes me wish I was some sort of 14th century warlord because I'd have the hands chopped off or something.
	Wow.
	I'm just thinking, I gotta get up tomorrow and talk about how the rings of power shit.
	And then these people are creating like this stuff.
	Yeah.
	The uh, I get depressed sometimes because I see that and I'm like, God, that's a level of talent I'll never have.
	And then I'm like, yeah, but can they even live stream, bro?
	Yeah.
	And I'm like, yeah, you can't even, don't even at me.
	Can you take the piss out if she hops to mine?
	I don't know.
	It's a form of talent.
	Oh, God.
	Here I am playing black splodges on my chaos spawn.
	Like, fuck, these guys make me feel fucking.
	I'm gluing grenades to mine.
	I should have bought a custom paint job is what I should have without telling you guys been like, but this is what I've been working on.
	And then just show it as did.
	So tell me fucking mate.
	He was like, hey, check this out.
	I was like, fucking hell, man.
	That's amazing.
	Afterwards, yeah, I didn't have the heart to tell him I didn't paint it.
	Yeah.
	That was the uh, yeah, that was the stuff from me.
	Yeah.
	Was it the yeah, I think I think a few some of it was mine.
	Well, then no, then I showed you my stuff.
	Then I actually showed you my stuff.
	Yeah.
	And I was still supportive.
	That sounds so fucking gay.
	That's also really so fucking.
	Oh, here I have a participation award, son.
	Oh, fuck off.
	You did, you did really.
	Know my limitations.
	I know my limitations.
	No, it was perfectly acceptable.
	Yes.
	That's a permissible painting that you did.
	You won't get docked 10 points for putting that on the board.
	Brilliant.
	Brilliant.
	Yeah.
	I actually love that rule, you know.
	It's like, yes.
	I just remember as a kid, man, fucking dickheads would turn up to fucking tournaments.
	totally unpainted armies and just like this looks gay for fuck's sake would you it's the gray versus the gray the gray blood well no no because i'd take the i'd take the time and effort to paint mine even though they were pretty shit because i was like 14.
	Um, but i'd take the time and effort to paint mine.
	So it's always just like, okay, you imagine, listen to Sargon's Charmed Life, imagine already having a house that you own at 14, that you can take a second mortgage out to buy a Warhammer army.
	You want privilege?
	No you, you have to remember right that um, this was when I was living out in Germany.
	Actually uh, and so things, the exchange rate between pounds and Deutschmarks was 2.5 to the pound, right.
	So actually we were living quite well out in Germany because we were taking advantage of a high exchange rate.
	And uh, I actually ran a paper round where, because there wasn't, I was living on a military base and there wasn't one.
	So basically uh, I would knock, go just on a friday evening go, go knock around a bunch of doors and say hey, do you want a paper delivered?
	It's normally the paper's like two marks and i'll charge you three, so I get a mark for delivering it.
	And so I was.
	I was really quite flush.
	For a 13, 14 year old, I always had about, you know, 30 or 40 marks a week of spending money.
	So uh, then i'd just get on the bus, go into town and go buy some Warhammer stuff.
	So the Warhammer competition with a platinum grill on right.
	I self-financed, thank you very much I.
	I worked hard and paid for my warhammer and then I painted it and then some shithead turns up with an unpainted army and then it's really the disrespect I mean that's yeah.
	Yeah, it's just to be honest with you.
	I, I remember I only really remember going to one Uh tournament.
	I know I went to a few, but I only really remember one of them and I did really well because it was like a three-day tournament and like I was in like third place or something, and on on the final day, like we'd been up all night you know fucking being dickhead, 14 year olds, you know we've had a bunch of matches that day and I got woken up by the tournament managers and they're like, yeah yeah, you're in the finals or whatever, or the semi-finals.
	I was like, oh hell, i've had three hours sleep.
	I got crushed, but like I, you know, for a 13, 14 year old, that's not bad, you know.
	No, I was doing all right.
	The first place guy the first place guy just had a pile of paper that just said like tactical marine circles, circle paper, just circle paper, based on the base of the Uh Model, My Pog Warhammer Army.
	salt and pepper shakers how did you Because that's how it always goes.
	Yeah, these dickheads.
	Honestly.
	God bless.
	But I'll tell you, it's made me totally autistic in my later years.
	I will not play with anything that's not painted.
	And because I'm putting everything up on Instagram, I've got to paint everything as well as I can do it.
	So, like, my armies are coming together very slowly.
	I mean, I'm look, I know.
	Like I said, I know my limitations, but I'm looking at the death card that I painted.
	I'm like, no, I'm okay with that.
	You know, it's just easy.
	I was just teasing.
	Oh, you're, dude, you guys are so like much.
	This is a weird gay fluff session now, but like I look at y'all painting and I'm like, yeah, okay, I'm over here.
	But I have the advantage.
	I know I'll never end up playing Warhammer because I just don't have the time or anyone to play with.
	So I could just, I could just paint at this really languid pace and just enjoy the process.
	And I don't really care how it turns out, frankly, because yeah, the only person who will see it is that sounds like Nick.
	What?
	Copium.
	Cope.
	Huge amounts of coke, mate.
	I'm actually quite lucky.
	Not all of us had a paper route, you know, to fund a paper rate.
	I love this fucking bay route.
	It didn't just drop into my lap.
	I got off my ass and went and knocked on strangers' doors and said, Hey, do you want the paper delivered?
	But I didn't just drop in my fucking lap.
	Come, I'm just stop getting so defensive.
	The bike just you bought the bike yourself, right?
	You got a business loan for your driving bike.
	I walked.
	Oh, you're like, what?
	You're ambulatory?
	Listen to this man.
	You probably have one of them Sinclair C5s or whatever that you're going around with with your papers.
	Oh, what?
	Is it Sinclair's C5?
	Sinclair C5s?
	What's that?
	What the hell is that?
	Is that bag or something?
	Is that not a key?
	No, it's like a little come on.
	Come on.
	What is it?
	Is it a scooter thing or something?
	Well, no, it's like he lost.
	Since it was right.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Here, I'll get a photo.
	I was on your side until you said this, as now I'm on Sargon's side.
	This, this, I had the pleasure, and it was a pleasure, of uh riding in one of these when I was uh when I was a kid.
	Okay, so that's no, no, I want that.
	That is a Sinclair C5.
	I've never heard of this.
	What the hell is that?
	It had a small battery in it, and uh, I think it also had pedals for if the battery ran out when the battery ran out because it's 35.
	Yeah, you'll know what a Huffy mountain bike is, won't you?
	Yeah, yeah, I do.
	Yeah, and can you tell me any of the general properties that you may recall of a Huffy mountain bike?
	Well, aside from it having Huffy written on the uh, yeah, the bar, like down the middle, I mean, if you look probably like a 10-speed uh gear shift, do you remember how heavy they were?
	Yeah, like well, they were made of steel, yeah, they're like they're made of lead, yeah.
	Like that, I had a black Huffy bike that we got from the American BX on the base because the Nafi, which is the sort of military shop, was shut, didn't have any.
	You were lucky enough to have a bike, is what you're telling us.
	Well, well, yeah, yeah, I guess I was lucky enough to have a bike, but the thing is, the bike itself was a form of torture because it weighed twice as much as I did.
	It was just listen to the Huwai privilege coming through.
	I had this bike, but it made my life more difficult actually, having this luxury item that's never been present in a hood.
	There are loads of bikes present in the hood.
	Do you mean occasionally?
	No.
	But no, that is, you know.
	So that's how that's how I sort of had a Warhammer army when I was a kid.
	That was very practical.
	You know, it's not, it'd be nice to see the driving some of these fucking people nowadays, kids, you know.
	Yeah.
	No, I always wanted to have a Warhammer army, but I was playing like Magic the Gathering, which soaked up all my money and buying spawn comics and shit.
	And so I just, that was, that was the money that I had.
	I didn't have a, I didn't have a paper route.
	I refereed soccer games.
	That was my, I remember when Magic the Gathering first came out and none of my friends were interested in it.
	And I'm kicking myself now because literally I remember they were just these cards were just on the display case when I was I was buying a carnifex in fact.
	And I remember looking at them and thinking, why would I care about that?
	And it's only, it was only like when I was in my late 20s when I started actually playing Magic because like I'd moved and you know, a friend of mine was like, oh, you should try this game.
	It's really good.
	I was like, oh, okay, hang on.
	And then he was like, yeah, and this is a black lotus.
	I mean, he didn't have one, but he was showing me what they were.
	It's like, this is like a thousand dollars.
	It's like, why would that be a thousand dollars?
	Well, because it comes from this original starter pack.
	And I swear to God, in my mind, I could just see the box there.
	I could have afforded it.
	I could afford it all.
	I could have just kept it.
	I could have been a fucking millionaire.
	Yeah, when they find those, there's those channels that do the unopened alpha boxes and stuff.
	And they're paying for those unopened boxes that are still wrapped up in the cell phone.
	They're paying like $25,000 for them and stuff.
	Yeah, I wasn't joking about the millionaire thing.
	I watched Rudy.
	I know nothing about Magic the Gathering at all.
	I just like to see him open the packs and talk about the stuff.
	I'm that much of a fucking pathetic node.
	Oh, did you guys order your Warhammer magic decks?
	No, I heard it was happening, but like, what's the deal?
	Is it any good?
	Or I'm not looking at it.
	My buddy, my guy who helps me get all the books, he just shipped them to me.
	So I haven't gotten them yet.
	But when I do, I'll take some pictures and show you guys.
	But they have like four different decks.
	I didn't get the holofoil ones because they're really fucking hard to find.
	I think you can get them on eBay.
	It's like 400 bucks per deck or something.
	Depending on when I get the cards, I might grab them.
	I'm never going to play it.
	So it's not a bad crossover.
	40k and Magic the Gathering.
	It's not a bad crossover.
	Yeah, it's a cool idea.
	I like it.
	I'm curious to see the cards.
	I don't know.
	I haven't done any spoilers or anything.
	So I don't know what's in there, but I'm really hoping they have named characters and stuff from the lore.
	I have seen they definitely do, I think, because I'm sure I've seen it pop up in my Facebook ads by my timeline.
	Yeah.
	I remember looking at, but the thing is, like, I've got no one to play.
	I mean, my son plays Magic.
	He likes playing Magic, but I prefer playing 40K.
	So, you know, we're going to.
	Screw his interests.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He likes 40K as well.
	He likes 40k too.
	I just like to phrase things in the worst way possible.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, exactly.
	It's like, this is the thing that people don't understand.
	Like, kids, they don't really have interest.
	They have whatever you put in front of their face.
	And, you know, if you know, you sell it to them and they're suddenly interested in it.
	Oh, yeah.
	I mean, yeah, I mean, you got you got to kind of coax them and then you frame it.
	It's all in the framing.
	I mean, I was like, started golfing at 15 or something.
	Yeah.
	Or 7.
	Yeah, I remember 15 or so.
	And at first, it was just like, cause I wanted to try and connect with my fucking dad, who was a cunt.
	But I ran away from home at 17, so I gave up golf.
	Right.
	Because I gave up on that fucking, gave up on that effort.
	But with our kids, we had a family member who we were talking about this with.
	All of our kids, when they were babies, we got them like a little blanket animal thing.
	It's like an animal head and then like a blanket body.
	They're really popular things.
	And so we got each one their own animal.
	Like one had a giraffe, one had an element, an elephant, another ladybug and stuff like that.
	And then they also had like a color that we kind of assigned to them.
	And, you know, it's blue for one of our boys and green for the other and stuff like that.
	And so we would buy them stuff in that theme.
	And one of our, my wife's relatives is like, well, how'd you know?
	How'd you know which animals and colors they would like?
	It's like, they're infants.
	They're fucking given.
	And guess what?
	They end up liking the thing that is right next to them.
	Like, what do you mean?
	How did we know?
	What are you talking about?
	It's one of the most ludicrous questions, but this is one that I guess you ask when you're not thinking at all.
	Man, it's like.
	Same thing.
	My son does like Pokemon and Pokemon cards.
	And the thing is, I don't really understand the game.
	You know, I played a couple of games with him, but I'm sure I'm not playing it right with him.
	And this kid's only seven.
	None of his friends fucking know how to play either.
	So like, no, you know, none of them, none of them play by any sensible rules or anything.
	My kids have a shitload of Pokemon cards, and I swear to God, they don't know how to play that game at all.
	Yeah.
	Well, and neither do I, and I don't want to learn.
	Yeah, I've tried.
	I looked through the rules.
	I was like, this doesn't really make sense.
	And the thing is, it's, you know, it doesn't sound like something I would not enjoy.
	You know, it sounds like a, you know, slightly maybe different version of magic or something, but I just don't get it.
	Yeah, I don't know how to play magic anymore, though.
	It's like riding a bike.
	The last time I played was like the fucking ice expansion that they had way back.
	Fucking hell, are you serious?
	That's a long time.
	Oh, yeah, man.
	I haven't played Magic since I was like 16 or something.
	Right, right, right.
	Last time I played Magic was 1997.
	Yeah.
	That would have been about when I was too.
	It was like forever ago.
	And now they have all these new rules that are on the cards.
	And I'm reading it.
	I'm like, I don't even understand.
	Like, what the flanking?
	I don't get what the hell.
	I mean, I understand the colours of flanking, but that's an ancient mechanic, mate.
	I know it is, but it's still post me.
	I quit pre-flanking.
	If you've got any cards around, seriously, dig them up and put them on eBay.
	No, I sold them all for 50 bucks.
	Idiot.
	Yep.
	That's literally thousands you pissed away there.
	Oh, I know.
	Believe me.
	I know.
	Yeah.
	I hate it.
	Yeah.
	We've all been there, though.
	Honestly, I can still see that box of fucking alpha on the shelf in the fucking German War Games Club.
	It was all in English.
	And so I was just like, oh, maybe.
	Yeah, no, fuck it.
	I'll get this Carnifex instead.
	Yeah.
	Good investment.
	Yeah.
	That was a waste of money.
	Fuck's sake.
	I could have picked up an original collector's edition of World of Warcraft.
	50 quid.
	What's that worth now?
	And I didn't oh probably like a couple of thousand.
	So it would have, you know, we're not talking mind-blowing stuff here, but it just would have been a nice, a nice tune around.
	The interesting thing, though, is to figure out when they won't be worth anything.
	Like at some point, will a black lotus from Magic the Gathering ever not be worth anything because the interest in magic just falls off dramatically?
	Or will it always be worth like 50 grand or more?
	If they, if they make sure they have what's the there's a type one tournament or something it's called.
	So if they make sure they continue doing these sort of like uber powerful tournaments with the earliest cards, because the earliest cards are the most broken cards because obviously they didn't realize what certain effects would do.
	And so as long as they keep doing these tournaments for prize money, they will retain value.
	Right, but let's say, let's say they just go, okay, well, magic was a good run, but we're done.
	We've got a new game.
	I don't like, I can't do it doing this.
	Maybe they go out of business, they make some bad business decision.
	So then Magic has no official game anymore.
	And then like 50 years later, no one really remembers it.
	I wonder what the timeline is for magic to become unvaluable.
	Well, it just has to be not desired by people, right?
	Yeah.
	Right.
	But I just wonder how long that is because some people will keep like collectors will keep up with stuff autistically long after it's lost its desirability to everybody else.
	And they'll still pay, you know, tons of money because there's still perceived value for the people who were holding on to it for so long.
	So I just wonder what that timeline is.
	I'm picturing like a post-apocalyptic scenario.
	You know, you're going through ruins and you find a fucking unopened box of alpha and you're like, no way.
	And you open it up, fucking pristine, like foil black lotus.
	You're like, fucking hell.
	And you have to use it as toilet paper because you're dying for a shot.
	Yeah, you got to burn it or else you fucking freeze to death.
	I like that episode of Red Dwarf with the camp for wood.
	Yeah.
	No, I'll hold on to this one.
	I'll trade it for gloves at the next township.
	Yes.
	What's your gloves?
	My hands, they have frostbite.
	What have you got?
	That's what I loved about Book of Eli, man.
	That Book of Eli portrayed like that post-apocalyptic economy really, really well.
	Remind me, I did watch it and I did actually enjoy it, but I can't remember.
	Well, like at the beginning, at the beginning of the movie, like he like bow and arrows a cat or whatever, but he gets to this town and he needs to charge up his iPod, right?
	Like that works.
	And this guy's got a trickle charger or whatever, but he's got to trade him for it.
	So he's like, what you got?
	So he like pulls out some wet wipes from like a Kentucky fried chicken or whatever.
	And then he puts like some gloves and a blanket down that he had picked up somewhere.
	And the guy's like, okay, yeah, that's enough.
	It's like, this is the barter economy is like this stuff you can scavenge.
	And none of it was, none of it was anything that we hold particularly valuable today.
	It's like wet naps from KFC.
	But you don't have running water or reliable access to soap.
	And man, cleaning yourself up with a wet wipe sounds great.
	You know, the truck stop shower.
	Yeah, I do.
	I mean, there is something quite romantic about the sort of post.
	Oh, cat oil.
	Yeah.
	He also had cat oil that he made out of the cat.
	Careful.
	We might be going into one soon.
	Well, that's the thing, isn't it?
	It looks romantic.
	And then you're like, actually, Mad Suck.
	Why would I want that?
	Oh, no.
	One of my friends, Drex, he calls himself an accelerationist.
	He's like, I want the collapse.
	Fucking insane, like I like comfort.
	There is a part of me that wants to collapse just because I'm resentful of certain people and I want to see them suffering, right?
	But you wouldn't see them suffering because Twitter would be gone.
	Yeah, I'd be sat around a fire, you know, desperately burning the last of my magic cards.
	And I would know somewhere that some valley girl is shocked that she doesn't have running water.
	Oh my god, they would have long had to turn to prostitution at that point.
	And that and that will keep me warning.
	They'll literally be the slaves of some warlord in California.
	Yeah, it should be the case.
	Yeah, exactly.
	And I was like, yeah, no, that was worth it.
	That was worth it.
	They'll all suddenly understand the Muslim country rule of women do not leave the house without the man.
	They'll learn very quickly how important that rule becomes when you're in a tribal society.
	Yeah, it will literally be the end.
	Progressivism will no longer exist and I'll be happy.
	Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't take that over a nuclear war, though.
	I'd be like, you know, just I'll turn off Twitter.
	There is that.
	I mean, that's an option.
	It's an easy one.
	Gentlefolk, I'm going to have to go.
	I've been a long day and it's after midnight now.
	And I'm going to turn into a pumpkin.
	Yeah, I forgot that it was.
	I always forget the time zone thing.
	I mean, I know it, but I just don't, it doesn't process to me until I till you say it.
	It's crazy.
	So thank you very much indeed.
	This was a lot of fun.
	We must, we must do this again.
	Yeah.
	Next time, I think it's your channel, right, as uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Cool.
	Uh, yeah, we'll arrange it sometime.
	Yeah, yeah, just let me know when, man.
	And of course, thanks so much for coming on.
	This has been a blast.
	You know, yeah, thank you for having us.
	Honestly, these are these are genuinely some of my favorite streams because just like a I get my painting done because I need to get my painting done.
	And B, we just get to shoot the shit.
	And I love it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Here, I guess I could show people my because I haven't really showed any of my painting or whatever, but I'll I've been highlighting this fucking legs here.
	Come on.
	No, there it is.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	So adding accent.
	I don't know what I'm going to do with the white one yet.
	I haven't decided, but I might paint over it.
	Put it on the knee pad.
	Put a couple of, like put a big, a big, well, not big, but put a bigger, put like two lines, douche and douche, slight diagonals on there.
	I think that'll look pretty good.
	Okay.
	We'll have to, yeah, we'll, we'll see.
	Yeah, I've just been adding the blacks and the accents around the edges.
	No, no, no.
	Nick, come on.
	Well, I like to keep the blacks around the edges.
	You don't want them in the middle.
	Marginalization, Nick.
	Wow.
	This is why I'm really going, Nick, because I just hate this racism anymore, mate.
	Okay, guys, have a good one.
	You take care.
	Take care of you, everybody.
	To be fair, I should go as well.
	I got work tomorrow.
	I was going to say, I probably need to go hang out with my family a little bit today.
	I had a really long live stream last night and slept.
	What was it about?
	Oh, it was about not drama.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, that's good.
	Good start.
	Good stuff.
	So my life is this perpetual cycle of all I want to do in the world is make videos where I drink whiskey, tell jokes, and make people laugh about whatever.
	And then there's always someone who comes along and is like needs to make that into something, some drama or fighting with someone else.
	And I'm like, I don't want to fight anybody ever online.
	Like, I don't want to do that.
	I just want to have fun and tell jokes.
	And so then there was, I was like invited to this drama stream to like confront my opponent that I don't even have.
	And it was, it was like sounding like a struggle session.
	So I'm like, you know what?
	I'm going to do instead is I'm going to do a stream that is the opposite of that.
	It is no drama at all.
	And I invited on, you know, a couple of friends and we just sat around laughing at memes and telling stories.
	And it was great to 20,000 people almost on Rumble.
	Dude, that's fucking amazing.
	It was wild.
	It was incredible.
	Yeah.
	My, the Rumble response for me has been really, really good.
	People have been embracing it.
	So I, I, and I was just emailed yesterday by one of the guys on the Rumble team that that some of the A, the UI platform improvements are coming.
	They've been, they've been listening to the chat.
	They've been listening to, you know, things that I relay from the chat.
	And, and hopefully, you know, we're going to get some and other creators as well, of course, are seeing, hearing the same stuff.
	And so we're going to get some more improvements really soon.
	But, but yeah, it's, it's nice because if we can get the people off of, or not even off of YouTube, but just willing to go on to another platform and get the audiences there.
	I mean, we can get away from censorship.
	I wasn't worried about a single thing we talked about or a single video we showed or anything else.
	It was, I can't even imagine how good that must be.
	It's great.
	I can't even imagine.
	Like, fuck it.
	Like, we, we now stream exclusively to the website just because it's like we will clip it and put it elsewhere, you know, because it's just not safe anywhere else, basically.
	Yep.
	And it's like, nothing's fucking safe anymore.
	And it's, and the things that you're talking about that or that you or we're talking about, these aren't dangerous things.
	That's the crazy thing.
	It's like Robert, this, this other lawyer, Robert Gouvea, who's a really good, solid dude, like really straight-laced.
	Like he doesn't, he's not like me, right?
	Where I make a bunch of spicy comments.
	He's just a good, solid dude who looks at stuff.
	He was, he was looking at a lawsuit related to a big event in 2020 and he got hit for misinformation, just struck.
	And it's like, this is a lawyer analyzing a lawsuit.
	He is not making claims about anything related to this.
	Come on, guys.
	Like, just chill out.
	But they're so scared of 2020.
	And things, it's like, just the very notion you're not allowed to be wrong on the internet.
	It's like, oh, fucking hell, man.
	We're all fucked at that point, then, aren't we?
	Yeah, especially when they get to determine what's right.
	Well, that's the thing.
	90% of internet discourse is someone saying the other person's wrong.
	That's almost all of it.
	It's like, okay, well, who knows?
	You know, oh, thank God Silicon Valley knows, I suppose, is what we should be right.
	They are, they are the arbiters of truth.
	Yeah.
	They're the Ministry of Truth.
	I can't.
	I can't stand it, man.
	It's fucking abhorrent.
	Yeah.
	Some one day I have faith.
	The pendulum is going to swing.
	And well, okay, before we go then, what do you reckon about Elon buying Twitter?
	Yeah, I love it because I don't know if it's going to be better, but I know it can't be worse.
	Yeah.
	Because I think Twitter is honestly, you know, there's internet terrorist websites, right, that get talked about in hushed whispers.
	And They're blamed for three suicides.
	And despite the dubious nature of that blame, let's accept it as true.
	Okay.
	How many suicides come from Twitter?
	It's infinitely more than that.
	It's on Instagram and Facebook.
	Yeah, it's an it's an unrealistic amount.
	Like the amount of just nastiness on Twitter.
	And don't get me wrong, me too, right?
	Like, it's a place to dunk on people, but it's really a cesspit of discourse and dialogue.
	And it's like, wait, we're worried about everything else.
	And you have this website.
	So I know it can't get worse because it's already epox upon humanity.
	But if it's going to be epox upon humanity, I hope Elon at least turns it free.
	I hope he's going to be a pox upon the humanity.
	I want to be a part of that pox.
	Yes, I do.
	I do.
	I had a ton of fun on Twitter.
	And it's like, but if he does it, and if he does hold to kind of like some of the texts that it got leaked have been indicating that he might unban a bunch of accounts, it's like, if you remind people what freedom is, they like it.
	They like it a lot.
	And I know there's always going to be the Taylor Lorenzas of the world who complain that people are too free, but most people just like it, even if they would never say the N-word or whatever.
	They don't ever have the spicy thing, but they just enjoy not having to worry about anything.
	Like, I just get to speak my mind.
	I mean, it's going to be a genuine day of rage for the left when Elon does buy it because I do think, like you say, he has said that basically he wants to forgive and let people back on.
	and it's just like oh god just resurrect us all elon because i've got scores to settle Elon, you'll never have to say a racial slur again.
	We'll say all of them for you at all.
	Exactly.
	But yeah, I should probably go to bed as well, man.
	So fucking, I'm not going to get this guy done.
	I don't think.
	Although I'm desperately like all I'm doing is just like fading up on some horns.
	So it's not anything particularly exciting either.
	But it's just like dog work has got to get done.
	Yep.
	That's the story of all my painting.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	See, do you know what, right?
	I basically, to improve my painting, I just watched a bunch of YouTube videos.
	I was like, right, there's a technique.
	I'll learn that.
	I've done that.
	I can do that next time.
	There is another technique.
	Oh, yeah.
	No, it's a trove of good information.
	Oh, it's incredible.
	But one of my people at work is an old mate of mine called Pete.
	And he's got a Chaos Army.
	And he was complaining that, oh, I basically feel like I'm doing paint by numbers.
	And so I was like, right, okay, well, come around one weekend and we'll sit down.
	I'll show you these techniques I've learned.
	And after only a few minutes of doing, he's like, oh, now I get it.
	Right.
	And so he's actually enjoying the painting now.
	Yeah, no, that's what the first stream I did with As he was teaching me just little techniques about adding accents and highlights and stuff like that.
	And it's once you get it, it's like, oh, it's a lot easier than I thought it was.
	Yeah.
	This, I just, it was dumb of me to start this seven-inch model because it's just so much material to paint.
	And, but now I'm going to event like I'm going to finish it.
	But it's crazy to me what just adding the highlight lines on it does.
	It makes it look so much better instantly.
	So I'm really looking forward to highlighting the torso.
	For me, it was the blending.
	Like I'll try and get this up.
	Come on.
	As always, has to put his other hand behind it.
	So it, oh, there we go.
	It's almost there.
	No, come on, camera, right?
	There we go.
	Right.
	So you can see the fade on the tail and on the spikes.
	That's awesome.
	And on the uh, on the body, I painted it or I sprayed it in scrag brown.
	So I wanted to use a totally different color palette because normally it's like uh teal and gold and brass, right?
	For thousand cents.
	So I was like, I'm going to use a totally different color palette.
	So this, you know, brown.
	And then I did two or two washes on it.
	One fairly light one, then earth shade or something like that.
	And then I went across and highlighted it.
	So it's quite high contrast on the actual skin of it, but it's a color that I've not used on anything else.
	And then I'm using, you know, like purple, dark blue, red, stuff like that.
	So, you know, it's a really strange color palette for these fucking chaos spawn.
	So they're going to look hopefully, hopefully all right.
	Not terrible, but I'm not going to look at that guy's fucking Instagram because I'll see it and I'm like, fuck's sake.
	Shit, actually.
	I know it's shit.
	You know, this guy knows it's shit.
	It is amazing how Instagram because since I got kicked off of Twitter, I go on Instagram more.
	Like you just kind of see what's going on.
	And it's amazing how it grabs the things that you like and shoves them in your face really, really fast.
	Because like now, I mean, I see, and how depressing that is.
	I see so many damn sports car like video things.
	And I'm like, I'd kind of gotten to the point where I was like, I want one.
	And then I changed my mind.
	I was like, yeah, it's kind of a lot of money.
	And now it's like, every time I open Instagram, I'm like, well, that's a sexy fucking car right there.
	And I know I'm not going to do watching it.
	I'm not going to do any cool stuff to it either.
	Like, I would not, I would, if I had a Corvette, I wouldn't find a guy to manga paint it.
	Like, I wouldn't do that.
	But I would think, oh, yeah, I could do something like that would be cool.
	Or I could modify that.
	I don't know how to modify shit.
	Like, I don't know how to do any of this stuff.
	But my brain tells me that, oh, yeah, you could and would do this.
	So it's weird how Instagram does that.
	It, it actually does those things that they talked about.
	Like, oh, magazines are really bad for young girls.
	It's like, wow, I don't know, but now you kind of see it.
	Yeah, I dropped it in your face.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, I'm going to have to end the stream, folks.
	So, Nick, thanks for joining me.
	Again, folks, you know, go and sub to Nick and as.
	They're both channels I watch regularly, which is something I don't say about many channels because, frankly, I don't have much time.
	But I definitely do watch both Nick and As, and they're both really solid guys.
	So Nick, thanks for joining me, man.
	This has been great fun.
	Always a pleasure, brother.
	Always a pleasure.
	Looking forward to the next one.
	God, why can't I talk?
	What the fuck happened there?
	It's not even late.
	I know.
	It's the middle of the day.
	See you later, folks.

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