Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - British Banter with Milo Yiannopolous
Aired: 2019-05-24
Duration: 24:30


=== Back From Germany (10:20) ===

[00:00:02]  Oh my goodness, look who's arrived!
[00:00:06]  Thank you very much.
[00:00:07]  Sorry, I'm always late for everything.
[00:00:12]  It's nice to see you.
[00:00:14]  You're looking very well.
[00:00:16]  Well, yes.
[00:00:17]  I've just got back from Germany.
[00:00:19]  I was supposed to be giving a talk to the Bundestag, the German MPC.
[00:00:25]  Sorry, not Merkel.
[00:00:26]  Not anymore, alas.
[00:00:29]  Thank you, thank you.
[00:00:33]  Oh, hello, sir.
[00:00:34]  Well, sir, I actually gave a very well-received talk to.
[00:00:38]  Oh, don't go and jump in the river.
[00:00:41]  Come on, it's not that bad.
[00:00:43]  You can't stay out and run away.
[00:00:47]  Well, that's a good point.
[00:00:49]  That's a good point.
[00:00:52]  No, I know.
[00:00:53]  You know what it is?
[00:00:53]  I didn't think it was a real place.
[00:00:54]  I thought he was trolling me.
[00:00:56]  It just doesn't look like the name of a real place, does it?
[00:00:58]  I didn't think it was going to be as exciting as it was either, to be honest.
[00:01:02]  It's unbelievably thrilling to see the armies of the Ramonas chanting about something they had no idea about.
[00:01:09]  Ooh!
[00:01:17]  Alright, fine, sorry.
[00:01:18]  Well, just covered my face in water.
[00:01:23]  I have, what?
[00:01:25]  You want to wave to me?
[00:01:26]  Just saying hello.
[00:01:27]  Yiannopolis is not welcome here, according to our protesters.
[00:01:34]  It's not the greatest chant for a university town.
[00:01:37]  It doesn't scan.
[00:01:38]  Obviously, none of them are in poetry class.
[00:01:40]  Too many syllables.
[00:01:41]  No, it is.
[00:01:43]  It doesn't flow off the tongue.
[00:01:46]  Tell us what's been happening today.
[00:01:47]  Well, I've been talking to the Liberal Democrats who are actually willing to.
[00:01:50]  Did you lose a bet?
[00:01:52]  No, no, I want to.
[00:01:53]  You did that by choice.
[00:01:54]  I want to talk to the Liberal Democrats because they're basically admitting they've been subverted by the socialists.
[00:01:59]  Oh, I see.
[00:02:00]  Oh, yes.
[00:02:00]  They're very much like, oh, but what about the rich?
[00:02:02]  That's not very liberal, is it?
[00:02:04]  What's the most difficult question someone's asked you today?
[00:02:06]  God, none of them have been difficult.
[00:02:08]  None of them.
[00:02:08]  Well, it's very disappointing.
[00:02:10]  Not to put Sargon's words in your mouth, but assuming you also wouldn't have to.
[00:02:17]  I'll look after that one.
[00:02:19]  But strongly restricted.
[00:02:20]  There's a small part of my brain that's just constantly looking for setups, you know.
[00:02:24]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:25]  No, filth.
[00:02:26]  Yeah, there's a small, just constantly ticking over part of my brain that just lives in the gutter.
[00:02:30]  Yeah, it's just smutty and disreputable.
[00:02:33]  And then when it bubbles up, I just am powerless to resist.
[00:02:35]  That's why we all love you, though.
[00:02:38]  No, no, no, it is.
[00:02:38]  It is.
[00:02:39]  It's Tourette's for crap gay jokes.
[00:02:42]  That's what I've got.
[00:02:44]  You know, I did actually promise him, so I'm going to suggest that Carl takes over.
[00:02:49]  I was lovely chatting to you.
[00:02:51]  Pumpkin.
[00:02:52]  Pumpkin.
[00:02:54]  Yes, darling.
[00:02:55]  Somebody wants me from France.
[00:02:56]  Oh, yes, of course.
[00:02:57]  Do you know that your newspaper, Liberation, um, oh, no, wait, are you...
[00:03:01]  Are you here?
[00:03:02]  No, no, the French newspaper Liberation today called me the pop star of hate.
[00:03:07]  Well, I actually...
[00:03:08]  Have you ever heard anything so cool?
[00:03:13]  No, I'm getting t-shirts.
[00:03:14]  It's fabulous.
[00:03:15]  I'm going to start introducing myself.
[00:03:16]  Hi, I was described by the French press as the pop star of hate.
[00:03:19]  I'll turn over to you for a while.
[00:03:21]  That's alright.
[00:03:21]  They're going to call you a Nazi, you know?
[00:03:23]  I'll see you in a second.
[00:03:24]  Right, and they're...
[00:03:25]  Have all of our protesters gone?
[00:03:28]  Oh, don't go.
[00:03:31]  Oh, come on.
[00:03:32]  I thought fascists weren't welcome here.
[00:03:35]  Oh.
[00:03:36]  Well, I guess I'll just have to interview you good people.
[00:03:39]  Who'd like to have a conversation with me?
[00:03:42]  Yeah, I'm afraid of you.
[00:03:42]  I spoke to you yesterday.
[00:03:43]  I'm going to be here for the...
[00:03:46]  Sorry, I'll touch it a bit, don't worry.
[00:03:47]  Double-sided sticky.
[00:03:50]  Oh, hang on.
[00:03:51]  Pumpkin, that hair colour isn't welcome anywhere.
[00:03:57]  You know, it's bad enough they choose these songs.
[00:04:00]  Does anyone here know what aposemitism is?
[00:04:03]  Does anyone know what this is?
[00:04:04]  So this describes a phenomenon in nature where dangerous animals are brightly coloured.
[00:04:09]  No, no, no, it's perfectly true.
[00:04:11]  So frogs, bees, wasps, things that you shouldn't touch, you know.
[00:04:16]  Come and tell us why.
[00:04:18]  Come and tell us why.
[00:04:20]  No, she can't, poor lamb.
[00:04:21]  Her brains have been sucked out by the hair dye.
[00:04:25]  Probably too busy building a wall around Exeter.
[00:04:28]  That's how I ended up like this.
[00:04:30]  Right.
[00:04:30]  This is actually my natural colour.
[00:04:32]  No, so this is Cook Think.
[00:04:34]  Well, it's not.
[00:04:35]  Do you know what?
[00:04:35]  It's actually not finished.
[00:04:37]  Because I have to do three lifts to get it to the blonde I want, and he doesn't give me the time, you know?
[00:04:41]  He doesn't.
[00:04:42]  We've got to be in such a 12 o'clock tomorrow.
[00:04:43]  We have good people to talk to, Milo.
[00:04:45]  Anyway, sorry.
[00:04:46]  Focus entirely on your own.
[00:04:47]  I'm going back because I'm in the middle of a conversation.
[00:04:49]  Right, okay, I'll test it later.
[00:04:50]  This is a useful word for you to know, aposemitism.
[00:04:52]  And this is why bees and wasps are like yellow and black, and certain poisonous frogs are like bright colours.
[00:04:58]  And social justice warriors have unwittingly imitated this law of nature, which is about the only natural thing about them.
[00:05:06]  So this is how you can always tell with the purple and the rainbow hair and all the rest of it.
[00:05:09]  It's nature's way of saying run.
[00:05:12]  I'll be back.
[00:05:14]  And people wonder why I brought him, honestly.
[00:05:17]  How have you managed to find a poodle already, Maida?
[00:05:21]  I'm not that gay.
[00:05:26]  Hey, you've got your audience.
[00:05:28]  When people look at me, they don't know I'm gay.
[00:05:30]  I know.
[00:05:32]  That's what we tell you.
[00:05:42]  God, he's going to be insufferable at dinner now.
[00:05:44]  Stop!
[00:05:44]  Stop it.
[00:05:45]  I hate attention.
[00:05:47]  Right, would anyone like to talk to me and Milo?
[00:05:49]  Yes, I'm back now.
[00:05:50]  He is back.
[00:05:51]  After talking to the dirty smear merchants.
[00:05:54]  No, I was.
[00:05:55]  Yes, and then you seem to be on a roll, so I went for a wander.
[00:05:58]  Alright, so there's a gentleman with a feminist hat.
[00:06:01]  I'd like to ask you about feminism, sir.
[00:06:05]  Well, that didn't last very long, did it?
[00:06:08]  Are there any feminists left?
[00:06:10]  I know, and nobody is.
[00:06:11]  You can picture me with Mike.
[00:06:13]  Right, okay.
[00:06:13]  Well, next time you've got a feminist infestation, you know who to call.
[00:06:18]  Of course, of course.
[00:06:20]  Any of the anarchists left around?
[00:06:22]  We can talk about how anarchy isn't going to solve any problems.
[00:06:26]  Oh, why not?
[00:06:27]  Why are you so angry?
[00:06:28]  Why are you so angry?
[00:06:30]  You seem really angry.
[00:06:32]  Okay, mum.
[00:06:34]  Come on, let's have a bit of a bounce.
[00:06:35]  Come on, it'll be fun.
[00:06:36]  Come on.
[00:06:38]  Sorry?
[00:06:41]  Same here.
[00:06:45]  Another one of our friendly neighbourhood lefties has been very polite and genteel and kind.
[00:06:52]  Wow, my glasses are really.
[00:06:54]  It was the Liberal Democrat who was very angry.
[00:06:58]  Can we get a round of applause for the hero of the Liberal Democrats over there?
[00:07:04]  Bravo for that fantastic argument, sir.
[00:07:07]  It's the second time.
[00:07:11]  And the thing is, one of us knows who you are, so we'll send the police round for assaulting one of our speakers.
[00:07:18]  Oh, it's the second time I've been covered in chocolate this week.
[00:07:24]  This smells better than the last one.
[00:07:28]  I was going to say you've probably had worse, but you know, I didn't want to.
[00:07:31]  I didn't want to leave this one with you.
[00:07:34]  You don't need to.
[00:07:35]  I got this.
[00:07:37]  I need to get this picture.
[00:07:37]  No, I want you to take the picture when I'm still, you know, sodden.
[00:07:45]  Right.
[00:07:47]  Oh, just see, I've got.
[00:07:48]  You see, I've already, I want to thank that young man, and I hope that he sees this video because I'm already getting offers to lick it off.
[00:07:56]  Would you like to talk, sir?
[00:07:58]  Yes, please come over.
[00:08:01]  Colin says, let Milo take over and give him a call.
[00:08:03]  Right.
[00:08:04]  Right, Milo.
[00:08:05]  Can you do me a favour?
[00:08:06]  Can you talk to some people for a minute?
[00:08:07]  I need to make a phone call.
[00:08:08]  Yeah, sure.
[00:08:09]  Why?
[00:08:09]  Have you just been deselected?
[00:08:11]  Well, we'll find out, won't we?
[00:08:15]  Oh, but I mean, it was inevitable.
[00:08:16]  You had a good run.
[00:08:17]  Honestly, I can't believe I stuck it out as long as I did it.
[00:08:20]  No, I mean, any one of them?
[00:08:23]  I'm sure it's nothing.
[00:08:24]  Okay, do you want to wait five minutes?
[00:08:25]  I'm sure it's okay.
[00:08:27]  It's alright.
[00:08:28]  My channel's probably kicking down too.
[00:08:30]  Really?
[00:08:32]  No, I'll find out in a second.
[00:08:34]  We've got a matching phone cover.
[00:08:35]  I'll take over.
[00:08:36]  What?
[00:08:36]  We've got a matching phone cover.
[00:08:38]  Look.
[00:08:39]  It's sort of a gay skate.
[00:08:42]  You know, this is the problem, though.
[00:08:44]  I tried, but I failed.
[00:08:46]  I fell slightly short.
[00:08:47]  Because this was tomorrow's shirt, and I had tomorrow's phone cover on today.
[00:08:51]  You know, and that's that's that's yeah, look.
[00:08:54]  Over-committing, you see.
[00:08:55]  That's prediction.
[00:08:56]  You predicted this.
[00:08:57]  No, no, no.
[00:08:58]  I've just, I'm just tired, and I sort of woke up.
[00:09:04]  Do I look gay to you?
[00:09:09]  You're two years too late.
[00:09:11]  Right.
[00:09:12]  Does anybody have a question?
[00:09:14]  Sometimes as a journalist, you know, as a writer, which I used to be, you will read a phrase or you'll hear it and you'll be like, bastard, I wish I'd come up with that.
[00:09:22]  And the only one that I've encountered recently, aside from Popstar of Hate, is...
[00:09:28]  Which is an excellent one.
[00:09:29]  Were you here when I said...
[00:09:30]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:30]  Yeah, it was excellent.
[00:09:31]  It's so great, and it's in the headline.
[00:09:33]  Everything about it is wonderful.
[00:09:35]  Thank you, Guardian.
[00:09:36]  No, no, it was liberation.
[00:09:38]  Oh, sorry, right.
[00:09:40]  It was in French.
[00:09:41]  It was like le pop star duen or something.
[00:09:46]  Hate, is this really word in a weird word in French?
[00:09:48]  It's like H-A-I-N-E.
[00:09:49]  It's like, ha.
[00:09:51]  It's like, he's the pop star of eh.
[00:09:54]  Yeah, I don't respect the French language either.
[00:09:57]  No, I really don't.
[00:09:58]  Get a hard consonant.
[00:09:59]  Honestly, it's not that hard.
[00:10:01]  Just do it.
[00:10:02]  Just do it.
[00:10:02]  See what happens.
[00:10:02]  Just give me a tick.
[00:10:03]  You might not lose the next war.
[00:10:04]  That's all I'm saying.
[00:10:06]  They didn't even fight the war.

=== Disgust Reflex and Politics (14:14) ===

[00:10:09]  Oof.
[00:10:10]  Oof.
[00:10:12]  If you sit down at the beginning of the game and knock your king over from the start, you can't reasonably be said to have lost a game of chess.
[00:10:20]  That's true, right?
[00:10:21]  I was going to compliment you.
[00:10:23]  Dirty, dirty smear merchants is very beautiful.
[00:10:27]  It's lovely.
[00:10:28]  It just literally off the top of my head.
[00:10:30]  Dirty, dirty smear merchants.
[00:10:33]  It's very British.
[00:10:34]  It doesn't work in America, but it's lovely.
[00:10:35]  You know what?
[00:10:36]  It was Dankula.
[00:10:37]  He used the word dirty a lot the night before when he was insulting people.
[00:10:40]  I thought that's got a great moral dimension, hasn't it?
[00:10:42]  Oh, yeah.
[00:10:43]  Why do you think the Catholic Church used it for so long?
[00:10:45]  Exactly.
[00:10:46]  No, no, no, no, that's exactly it.
[00:10:47]  Dirty.
[00:10:48]  These dirty, dirty girls.
[00:10:51]  No, no, that's exactly how he was saying it.
[00:10:52]  You know, that's dirty.
[00:10:53]  And I can't believe the accent, but it was like, it was just like, oof, that's got an extra punch to it when you say that.
[00:10:58]  So you know why it works especially effectively with conservatives is because we have a more sensitive disgust reflex.
[00:11:08]  Have you seen that research?
[00:11:10]  I've read Jonathan Haidt's research into the five moral tastes.
[00:11:14]  Right, so I mean, some of this is a little bit overblown and over abstracted, but it does seem to be true that people who vote right-wing have a bit more of an easily triggered disgust reflex.
[00:11:28]  This is an evolutionary thing to keep us well.
[00:11:31]  You know, like as when you smell rotten food, you know, you involuntary shudder.
[00:11:35]  Well, conservatives have that happens to conservatives sooner than it happens to liberals, which is perhaps one of the reasons why they don't shower very often.
[00:11:43]  Well, change their t-shirts.
[00:11:44]  Why they look and smell as they do.
[00:11:47]  It may be that they're just not disgusted by unhygienic conditions like we are.
[00:11:53]  So If food is going off, we will typically, generally, be much more bothered by it sooner than our housemate who votes labor.
[00:12:03]  Isn't that interesting?
[00:12:04]  That is interesting.
[00:12:05]  And it makes me think that maybe I was a Labour voter in a past life, so I'm not that bothered about it either.
[00:12:11]  But no, but what's interesting...
[00:12:12]  I mean, in a sane world, you're still centre-left.
[00:12:14]  Well, yes, I am.
[00:12:15]  In a reasonable, sane universe, you're still centre-left.
[00:12:18]  Yes, but that universe is.
[00:12:19]  We just don't live in that world.
[00:12:21]  Long gone, yeah.
[00:12:21]  But it's really interesting because the flip side was the sort of left-wingers seem to have essentially boiled down the morality.
[00:12:28]  John Stuart Mill's harm principle.
[00:12:29]  This is what Jonathan Haidt was saying.
[00:12:31]  If there's no obvious harm, they think there can be no harm from it, and so they don't care, which is why they don't change their clothes, even though they might get disease.
[00:12:38]  You know, it's very interesting how it's immediate.
[00:12:41]  I think that's a principle they hold their enemies to and that they use rhetorically.
[00:12:45]  I don't think it's something they believe in because they're quite into unintended consequences.
[00:12:49]  I mean, they're the ones who invent, you know, they're the ones who, for instance, innovated this way of objecting to things because the unintended future possible consequences might disproportionately affect one group.
[00:13:03]  Like cracking down on drugs is racist because more black people get arrested.
[00:13:07]  That's a left-wing thing.
[00:13:08]  It is, but I'm not sure that's really done out of a moral desire.
[00:13:12]  I think that's more ideological.
[00:13:14]  Ideological tactics.
[00:13:16]  That's just, they just put that on.
[00:13:17]  Because knowing it's bullshit.
[00:13:18]  They really put the cart before a horse on that, because I think the sort of like.
[00:13:22]  I mean, I'd say the liberal way of looking at it is procedural.
[00:13:26]  To get to a desirable end, you have to go through a desirable procedure.
[00:13:29]  You can't just define a desirable end and then make up any procedure you like.
[00:13:32]  That's how you're doing.
[00:13:33]  Because the ends don't justify the means.
[00:13:34]  Precisely communism.
[00:13:36]  Precisely.
[00:13:36]  Well, I never got any traction for.
[00:13:40]  I don't know if they did it or not, because I don't care because I'm not here anymore.
[00:13:43]  But I'm just kidding.
[00:13:45]  I'm here supporting him because I care very much.
[00:13:48]  Did you take him literally?
[00:13:49]  I did.
[00:13:50]  Seriously, but not literally.
[00:13:52]  Yes, yes.
[00:13:53]  That's a good way of putting it, actually.
[00:13:54]  Well, it's not my way of putting it.
[00:13:57]  This is what I think The Atlantic said.
[00:13:59]  Trump supporters take him seriously but not literally.
[00:14:01]  And the problem with the press is that the press takes him literally but not seriously.
[00:14:04]  Very true.
[00:14:05]  And yeah.
[00:14:06]  No, sorry.
[00:14:07]  Menthol cigarettes.
[00:14:09]  The EU was thinking at least a few years ago of banning menthol cigarettes.
[00:14:13]  I never really got a coherent answer as to why.
[00:14:16]  I think some people said because they're like gateway cigarettes and all the rest of it.
[00:14:19]  But at least where I live in the States, only one group smokes menthol cigarettes.
[00:14:24]  And who are they?
[00:14:24]  And that's because black people.
[00:14:26]  Because menthol cigarettes weren't selling very well.
[00:14:29]  It's amazing, like the number of things that you think are sort of mystical and tangible handed down to us from mythology, but it were just invented by advertisers.
[00:14:37]  Like diamonds, for instance.
[00:14:38]  Oh, smoking itself.
[00:14:40]  Yeah, diamonds had no value at all until somebody just spent lots and lots of money associating it with weddings.
[00:14:44]  To beers, in fact.
[00:14:45]  Right.
[00:14:46]  And so menthol cigarettes weren't selling very well, and nobody really wanted to smoke them.
[00:14:51]  And the cigarette company, you know, there is an unpleasant racially charged quote out there about what the CEO of the cigarette company said.
[00:15:00]  Just sell them to.
[00:15:01]  And so they started spending money on this.
[00:15:04]  And now it's a sharp racial divide.
[00:15:07]  Well, it's obviously therefore what I smoke because I want to have something on hand when people ask you for those espresso.
[00:15:14]  You've got to remember your hot sauce in your purse, haven't you?
[00:15:16]  Right, right, right.
[00:15:17]  You know, it's like you're lining up for a club in Washington, D.C., and they're like checking through your bag.
[00:15:21]  It's like, you smoke menthol.
[00:15:22]  You know, it's like in Newport's.
[00:15:24]  So EU is thinking of banning menthol cigarettes.
[00:15:28]  And I was trying to make the case that this is, according to your own principles and definition, an egregiously racist procedure.
[00:15:37]  But it specifically affects black people.
[00:15:39]  Exactly.
[00:15:39]  Exactly.
[00:15:40]  How dare they?
[00:15:40]  They didn't get any traction.
[00:15:41]  They don't care.
[00:15:42]  They don't care about consistency.
[00:15:43]  You know that.
[00:15:43]  People didn't listen.
[00:15:44]  But right, should we take a question from you?
[00:15:45]  People thought it was silly that I wasn't being serious about it, but I was being serious about it.
[00:15:49]  Well, they are seriously hypocritical and they don't care.
[00:15:53]  I just cared about the cigarettes because I quite like them.
[00:15:55]  But anyway.
[00:15:56]  Sorry, I had to say that.
[00:15:57]  Give him a break.
[00:15:58]  He's only just started.
[00:15:59]  Nah, it's all good banter, you know.
[00:16:01]  Well, I'm in five pints in with the lads.
[00:16:06]  But we found a leaflet earlier circulating around the protesters.
[00:16:11]  I don't know.
[00:16:11]  I already saw this one.
[00:16:12]  I did not see this one.
[00:16:13]  So yeah, this is the informationer circulating around.
[00:16:17]  Use your vote to stop the far right.
[00:16:19]  Stop racist Carl Benjamin.
[00:16:21]  Exactly.
[00:16:22]  We're trying to put a sneak.
[00:16:23]  Yeah, I know it.
[00:16:25]  You hate me so much.
[00:16:28]  I hate you for many reasons.
[00:16:30]  But being white isn't one of them, don't worry.
[00:16:32]  That's a good clip.
[00:16:33]  I know.
[00:16:37]  It was lovely.
[00:16:38]  It was lovely because it was real, you know.
[00:16:41]  Use your vote in the Euro elections on the 23rd of May to stop racist Carl Benjamin in the far-right UKIP.
[00:16:47]  That's all of you.
[00:16:50]  Oh, the protests have turned up again.
[00:16:52]  There they are.
[00:16:54]  I am an alt-right blogger.
[00:16:56]  There you go.
[00:16:57]  Who says he finds racist jokes funny?
[00:17:00]  Well, sue me.
[00:17:01]  Oh, my God.
[00:17:02]  Who doesn't find jokes funny?
[00:17:04]  Honestly.
[00:17:05]  I would just like to object to you being called a blogger on the basis that I've seen no evidence whatsoever you're even literate.
[00:17:13]  I do talk into a camera.
[00:17:15]  And much circumstantial evidence that suggests the opposite.
[00:17:18]  Oh.
[00:17:21]  I've made vile comments about rape that I wouldn't even.
[00:17:26]  I mean, it wouldn't even aside.
[00:17:28]  I find it aside, right?
[00:17:30]  God go on.
[00:17:30]  I think we've all heard the arguments before.
[00:17:32]  They like to bring it up again and again.
[00:17:34]  Do you know what Joel was really interesting?
[00:17:36]  This was in the Plymouth Herald the other day.
[00:17:39]  It was just this quote.
[00:17:40]  It was, feminist protesters paint pictures of their vaginas and present them to a blogger or whatever, Carl Benjamin, who said he wouldn't even rape them.
[00:17:48]  And I'm like, what are you doing, you lunatics?
[00:17:54]  If I say that I wouldn't even rape you, you paint a picture of your vagina and go, go on, go on, I dare you.
[00:17:58]  I mean, what are you?
[00:17:59]  Are you taunting me?
[00:18:00]  I can't say the castle wouldn't be a fan of that.
[00:18:02]  That sounds a bit right there for my vagina.
[00:18:04]  Well, actually, it was quite odd-looking and higher up than it should have been.
[00:18:08]  So perhaps it was a percussion.
[00:18:10]  I mean, Photoshop is a great virtue nowadays.
[00:18:14]  It looked like some kind of 20th century.
[00:18:16]  It was pretty disgusting, but it had lots of glitter on it.
[00:18:22]  Well, that's that whole vajazzle thing, isn't it?
[00:18:24]  That whole youth thing.
[00:18:26]  How would you feel?
[00:18:27]  Okay.
[00:18:30]  How would you feel if you got a girl home?
[00:18:31]  I've never seen the Instagram posts all the.
[00:18:34]  I was going to ask you, how would you feel if you got a girl home?
[00:18:36]  Yeah.
[00:18:37]  And things were going well.
[00:18:39]  Okay, yeah.
[00:18:41]  He's familiar with the process.
[00:18:45]  And then you get to the final stage of proceedings.
[00:18:50]  And she's got purple crystals snaking up from there.
[00:18:57]  What would this?
[00:18:58]  I think she dropped some crystal method on there or something.
[00:19:02]  What the hell is going on there?
[00:19:04]  Okay.
[00:19:04]  Was that what would have happened?
[00:19:06]  But would it be?
[00:19:06]  No, I mean, I usually go for conservative-looking girls with straight hair and all any for Piercings and all.
[00:19:12]  No conservatives with curly hair, just conservatives with straight hair.
[00:19:15]  Oh.
[00:19:17]  Probably not pink hair, right?
[00:19:18]  It's okay to have preferences.
[00:19:19]  I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, it might be a bit disconcerting, but I wouldn't say no.
[00:19:24]  It's like, I'm here now.
[00:19:28]  How would you, um, how do you know if you're if you're out, you know, with the lads?
[00:19:33]  Um, five points in.
[00:19:35]  Oh, you know that.
[00:19:36]  Hypothetically speaking.
[00:19:37]  Oh, yeah, of course, never would happen in the sober light of day.
[00:19:41]  No.
[00:19:42]  And how would you identify if a woman was conservative, you know, in a crowd?
[00:19:47]  Do they have any tells?
[00:19:48]  Do they have any signs?
[00:19:49]  You're like, oh, she's one of them.
[00:19:50]  Shooting fascist bigot company.
[00:19:52]  Oh, sorry to swear.
[00:19:54]  I know that's not right at all.
[00:19:56]  But as long as we're not shooting that shite, they're usually more sensible.
[00:19:59]  You know, that's just the general.
[00:20:00]  It's quite a low bar, isn't it?
[00:20:03]  But unfortunately, half the female population still fail to clear it.
[00:20:08]  I don't know.
[00:20:09]  So at this point, I'm thinking that what you're saying is that this was a great advertisement and you're voting for me.
[00:20:14]  No, I thought it was quite funny because they have a few quotes like that.
[00:20:19]  He called a disabled person a Asian woman a chenk.
[00:20:24]  This is all quotes, so I'm not saying this.
[00:20:25]  But there's no references, it's just quote works.
[00:20:28]  That coins as evidence nowadays, I guess.
[00:20:30]  You know, quote marks.
[00:20:31]  What I really want out of my political passion is that you can't do that.
[00:20:33]  Well, it takes you to some reference now as well.
[00:20:35]  No, no, no, I don't even have a political career.
[00:20:38]  You're not going to have a government data or are you quoting a think tank?
[00:20:42]  So, yeah, but this is really interesting.
[00:20:44]  We lead a violent far-right street protests alongside Tommy Robinson.
[00:20:48]  It's like, well, it's not us being violent.
[00:20:50]  We actually have to ask the cops to come down because they're the ones who are attacking us.
[00:20:54]  It's rather ironic that this is the same thing.
[00:20:55]  That's why I have the violent listeners.
[00:20:56]  This is why I have problems on American college campuses now because we will apply for a permit's license to wherever it's like, oh, yeah, we're not sure that this is a good use of college funds because your events turn violent.
[00:21:07]  Turn violent?
[00:21:08]  They just happen.
[00:21:09]  It's not some abstract passive thing that happens.
[00:21:14]  Your students who you have indoctrinated in conspiracy theories and garbage and told that violence is an appropriate response to ideas you don't like show up and beat people up.
[00:21:24]  My events don't turn violent.
[00:21:26]  And this is, this is...
[00:21:30]  I'm only three points in.
[00:21:32]  I'm still unsteady on my feet.
[00:21:34]  It's because I'm not used to drinking beer.
[00:21:39]  The problem with this stuff is it's like the state creating it in universities, and then the police want to charge me $40,000 for security for a speech where the products of government-funded education are beating up taxpaying citizens, and another branch of government wants to charge you to keep you safe from their own projects.
[00:22:01]  Because it's a popular police.
[00:22:03]  The police are paid by taxpayers already, and they're asking you for extra money.
[00:22:07]  Yeah.
[00:22:07]  What the fuck?
[00:22:09]  That's a bit of a money joke.
[00:22:11]  Ask me.
[00:22:12]  Imagine that that's exactly how we feel about it.
[00:22:14]  We're just like this.
[00:22:15]  Imagine.
[00:22:16]  Because this is what happens.
[00:22:17]  Imagine, right?
[00:22:18]  You're standing opposite a crowd of people and they're all threatening to beat you up.
[00:22:21]  And the police say, don't worry, we'll intervene.
[00:22:23]  But could you just take this invoice first?
[00:22:28]  No, that's right, and they'll defend you, and then the next day be like, oh, you're seeing good to hear.
[00:22:31]  Here's a check by the way.
[00:22:32]  No, no, no.
[00:22:32]  No, no, no.
[00:22:34]  They won't agree to defend you until you pay.
[00:22:36]  Melbourne police in Australia say I owe them $50,000.
[00:22:41]  And what happened at the speech in Melbourne is that the police refused, they had a stand-down order.
[00:22:46]  So they were literally told by their police chief not to police, and I got a bill for $50,000 for it.
[00:22:52]  So obviously I didn't pay it.
[00:22:53]  Well, obviously.
[00:22:55]  But the police chief is giving them stand-down orders with the result that these left-wing protesters were doing like strafing runs, running along the line for.
[00:23:05]  There's a very long line for tickets because I'm very popular.
[00:23:08]  And there's a huge long line for tickets.
[00:23:10]  And they were like running along and just punching people like this.
[00:23:13]  You know, like, just like these cowardly little figures.
[00:23:16]  It's like punch, run, punch, run, punch, run.
[00:23:18]  Oh, dear.
[00:23:19]  And the police just wouldn't go anywhere near them or touch them.
[00:23:21]  And then eventually, of course, it devolved into pandemonium.
[00:23:25]  Man, I'll tell you what, right?
[00:23:26]  I cannot wait until things get bad enough until you feel the need to run for office.
[00:23:29]  I really can't.
[00:23:30]  That's going to be the best.
[00:23:32]  I would vote for you in a heartbeat.
[00:23:33]  Yeah, I would too.
[00:23:34]  No, my grand decided I'm not allowed to be a politician, so I'm afraid I can't do that.
[00:23:39]  Does she make all your major decisions for you?
[00:23:41]  Just the one he said you could be a fucking school shooter just as long as you're not a politician.
[00:23:45]  I'm like, oh, well.
[00:23:46]  But you know.
[00:23:48]  Never say never, I guess.
[00:23:49]  Dylan Roof, fine.
[00:23:50]  Tony Blair, not fine.
[00:23:54]  Oh, I can't put this up now, can I?
[00:23:55]  Jesus Christ.
[00:23:59]  It's good to see you.
[00:24:00]  But, right, well, thank you for giving me this very, very persuasive pamphlet.
[00:24:05]  Keep the leaflet.
[00:24:06]  I certainly will.
[00:24:06]  Yeah, put it up on the channel and all the evidence against you, I guess.

=== God Forbid (00:22) ===

[00:24:10]  As little as it is.
[00:24:11]  Oh, sorry about it.
[00:24:12]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:24:13]  Well, thank you very much for coming down.
[00:24:14]  And where are you guys drinking?
[00:24:16]  You're just in the pub over there, right?
[00:24:19]  Ignore them.
[00:24:20]  We'll be going to a weather spins, not old timers.
[00:24:22]  God forbid.
[00:24:24]  Right, well, I think that's going to be the last one we're going to do.
[00:24:27]  So we're going to go get a beer as well.
[00:24:29]  Hey, good day.