Hello everyone, welcome to this week in Stupid for the 7th of January 2018.
So before we begin, I just want to congratulate Diana Lazarou for winning the fourth round of the t-shirts contest with her t-shirt, Communists Are Bad People.
Congratulations, Diana, I will PayPal you the prize money shortly.
In other good news, Berkeley Antifar activist Yvette Falaka has been ordered to pay $11,000 for filing false restraining orders.
As part of her activism, Yvette Falarca had been at war with the former president of the Berkeley College Republicans Troy Warden, and as part of this war, she had been filing false restraining orders against him.
So Troy Warden decided to sue her.
Falaka's frivolous legal actions were meant to intimidate me and hinder my political activism.
And a member of the law group that's representing Warden said that Falarca had a history of filing and dismissing utterly frivolous cases against innocent targets, and he pledged to hold her and her lawyers accountable for their actions.
Falarka and her fellow travellers in BAM and Antifar need to learn that the California courts are not their personal plaything to use and abuse at will by filing baseless and vexatious lawsuits.
She is on notice.
Stunts like this one will no longer go unchallenged in the courts by ordinary citizens.
We will hold her and her lawyers accountable.
Commissioner Thomas Raisk of the Superior Court of Aledema County has ordered Falarca to pay Warden $11,000 in attorneys' fees.
He announced this decision in a Thursday press release which stated that he determined that her restraining order had not been filed in good faith.
I personally agree with this completely.
I wish people would stop filing frivolous lawsuits.
And in other news, man who filmed Pet Dog giving Nazi salutes said gas the Jews 23 times in a short video clip is how the Daily Mail have decided to announce that the court case of Marcus Meachin, otherwise known on YouTube as Count Dankula, has been suspended because the Crown is apparently filibustering it.
It's not even included in the headline that there is a court trial going on, which is the very thing that the Daily Mail are supposed to be reporting on in this article.
This Daily Mail headline is basically just a defamatory tweet.
A man who trained his dog to respond to the calls of gas the Jews said the vile phrase 23 times in a short clip uploaded to YouTube.
Mark Meachin appeared in Airdrie Sheriff Court today accused of committing a hate crime.
The 30-year-old recorded his girlfriend's pug Buddha raising its paw when it heard such vile statements as gas the Jews and seek Heil.
And I would take it all the more seriously if Meachin wasn't there smiling like a massive fucking shitlord.
Following complaints about the content, police were called and he was arrested, allegedly committing a hate crime by uploading the footage onto YouTube in April 2016.
The original clip had been viewed more than 3 million times on the popular video site.
Meachin of Lanarkshire said on trial at Airdrie Sheriff Court that he pleads his innocence, insisting the videos were only made to annoy his girlfriend Suzanne Kelly29.
And I might be able to believe that Dankula was a massive fucking Nazi if he didn't turn up to court with a massive shit eating grid on his face each time.
Prosecutors claim he shared material which would spark fear and alarm and also stir up anti-Semitic hatred.
Meachin also faces another charge of posting a video on social media on YouTube which was grossly offensive because it was anti-Semitic and racist in nature.
The prosecution claimed it was aggravated by religious prejudice.
I love the way they are desperately, desperately trying to claw up anything with regards to a three-minute shit post.
He accepts he was involved in editing and producing the footage and managed to distill it down to a short period of time.
This is not some two and a half hour production with many shards every half hour.
This is a toxic distillation of what he may call the best bits of his video.
He has made very, very sure the phrase gas the Jews is repeated over and over and over again.
My god, how can this criminal be allowed on the streets of Scotland?
Something needs to be done.
Because the problem is the phrase gas the Jews contains a clear threat of incitement to carry out a seriously violent act.
And presumably the creature responding, the pug, is going to be in charge of operating the gas chambers.
The phrase gas the Jews contains a clear threat of incitement to carry out a seriously violent act by his pug.
Or is the pug just overseeing the operation?
This is an exoneration to gas the Jews, people who belong to the Jewish community.
He might just as well have said murder the Jews.
That is the effect of the toxic phrase gas the Jews.
The historical fact of what happened to millions of Jews in a way that is frankly difficult for a civilized society or people to comprehend.
It's called a joke.
That's the easiest way for you to comprehend it, Mr. Prosecution.
It's a joke.
Any reasonable person would suffer fear or alarm after having heard that awful phrase uttered over and over and over again.
It's weird because the pug didn't seem bothered by it at all.
So Dankular, I think your Doug might actually be a Nazi mate.
The prosecutor added, Mr. Meachin said on oath that he thought the phrase gas the Jews was one of the most horrible phrases he could think of.
I have noted that the phrase was one of the most vile things that a Nazi would use.
This is an odious criminal act that was dressed up to look like a joke.
I just can't get over how unbelievably melodramatic this is.
It was obviously just a joke.
He begins the video by saying, look, this is a joke to piss off my girlfriend.
And it probably pissed off his girlfriend.
And the fact that she now has to go to court with him two years later about this bloody joke is probably really pissing her off.
This is like one of the longest shit posts I've ever seen.
Because the thing is, you have to understand, Count Ankula is basically a supervillain.
He is a highly intelligent and articulate individual.
We are not dealing with some callow youth who is inexperienced with what is going on in the world.
The crown contention is that the inclusion of the dog is an attempt to muddy the waters around him making, producing, and posting the video.
He says that he knows the context of the video, but in a criminal court in Scotland, he does not decide the context of anything.
The court decides the context.
And we've decided, somehow, that contextually, it's not a joke.
Even though you literally begin the video saying, this video is a joke.
Meetin stood up in court and said, see, Kyle, 1488 forever, Hitler did nothing wrong.
Oh no, wait, he said, Zoni ever intended the video to be viewed by a small group of friends on his YouTube account and insisted he still found the video funny.
And that's probably because it is funny.
The unbelievable hysterics of the British legal system at this point is just embarrassing to me.
I just want people outside of Britain to realize that this isn't a reflection on the humour of British people.
Almost everyone who watches this understands that it's a joke.
And I have to say, our friends on the continent are probably going to be experiencing cases like Mietzin's in the near future, as Germany starts enforcing its own hate speech laws.
Germany is set to start enforcing a law that demands social media sites move quickly to remove hate speech, fake news, and illegal material.
Sites that do not remove obviously illegal posts could face fines of up to 50 million euros.
50 fucking million euros!
Because you didn't remove a hate speech post, whatever that includes, quick enough.
The law gives networks 24 hours to act after they've been told about the law-breaking material.
Social networks and media sites with more than 2 million members will fall under the law's provisions.
Facebook, Twitter and YouTube will be the law's main focus, but it is also likely to be applied to Reddit, Tumblr and Russian social network VK.
Other sites such as Vimeo and Flickr could also be caught up in its provisions.
The call to police social media sites more effectively arose after several high-profile cases in which fake news and racist material were being spread via the German arms of prominent social media firms.
And if there's one thing we can't have, it's people saying things that we don't think are true or we think are hateful.
Germany's justice ministry said it would make forms available on its site which concerned citizens could use to report content that violates the NetzDG or has not been taken down on time.
NetsDG is the law itself.
The law has been controversial in Germany, with some saying it could lead to inadvertent censorship or curtail free speech.
Wait, inadvertent?
Inadvertent?
This seems to be overt censorship.
It seems to be designed to curtail free speech.
Because, you know, I'm not like a big fan of saying racist things to people, but at the end of the day, hate speech is free speech.
The German law is the most extreme example of efforts by governments and regulators to rein in social media firms.
Oh, imagine my shock that it's Germany that's the most authoritarian when it comes to dealing with the suppression of what people hear and what people think and what people say.
You know what?
I don't even know what I'm complaining about.
It's right that the German authorities get all authoritarian when it comes to saying things that are quote-unquote hateful on social media.
I mean, you might have some hateful people on the internet asking silly questions such as, why does Berlin's New Year's Eve party need a safe zone for women?
What on earth could be the reason for this?
Organizers of Germany's biggest New Year's Eve party at Berlin's Brandenburg Gate are setting up a special safety zone for women who have been assaulted or feel threatened.
The move comes two years after hundreds of women were groped sexually molested and robbed by gangs of men during New Year's Eve festivities in Cologne.
Wow!
That's almost hate speech, but because The Guardian said it was just men and not a certain kind of man, perhaps a man with a certain kind of religious faith who had recently arrived in the country, it's not.
It's okay, because it's just men.
They're just undefined men.
Could be anyone, probably computer programmers from Sweden.
It could well be that a Welsh male voice choir was on holiday that year or something like that.
Or it could well be there are a bunch of Muslim men who have no fucking respect for women, especially Western women, who have come over to get free money from the German government and do whatever the fuck they like to the women because they, unbelievably, actually have the impression that the German authorities are going to do nothing to them because they're fucking immigrants.
But because it's not all of them doing this, we're just going to say that it's not any of them doing this.
It's just men.
Just, that's all you need to know.
They're all basically the same.
There's barely any difference.
Angel Marks, a spokeswoman for the event, said that there would be a tented area with psychologists on hand.
We are doing this for the first time.
The police requested it after they did it at the Munich Oktoberfest this year and it worked out well.
Well I guess there's simply nothing else you can do and provide the women of Germany a safe space where the gangs of rapey migrants can't touch them.
I guess that's the only solution to the problem of gangs of rapey migrants.
Just saying.
And did it work?
No.
Cops arrest 10 over the New Year sex attacks in Berlin and Cologne after women were groped.
Some of the alleged attacks took place during a New Year's Eve event attended by hundreds of thousands out at the Brandenburg Gate.
Berlin police confirmed on Twitter this morning cases of sexual assaults were unfortunately reported during the Wellcome 2018 events in Berlin.
We do not tolerate such acts.
The suspects were arrested.
Thomas Neuendorf of Berlin Police told Rubley that the victims were groped between their legs and on their buttocks.
He added that the suspects were predominantly young men from Syria or Afghanistan.
In Cologne, nine women claimed to have been touched during celebrations with three arrests being made.
Well, I mean, I guess that they have managed to lower the number of migrant men doing this.
So, all in all, it's a striking success.
But there are other problems, such as the New Year's Eve attacks on police and firefighters.
After several attacks on police officers and fire brigades at the turn of the year involving fireworks and bottles being thrown, politicians have warned that those responsible could face harsh penalties.
Politicians have warned that those responsible could face harsh penalties.
Well, I mean, I suppose they could.
It might happen.
It'd be a lot easier if they posted something racy on social media, because then you'd be able to bring down the full force of law against them.
Attacks on rescue workers, no matter when, where, and by whom, are completely unacceptable, said Federal Justice Minister Heiko Maas.
Roland Waller, Saxony's Minister of the Interior, told Veldt newspaper, whoever attacks rescue forces attacks our rule of law and democracy.
That's absolutely correct.
There are people attacking your rule of law and democracy.
After 2018 had been wrung in on Monday, the Berlin Fire Brigade alone reported eight attacks on emergency services and 57 attacks on emergency vehicles.
In one case, an ambulance crew had been threatened with firearms by several men.
Just unidentified men.
I know what you're thinking.
And the answer is, yes, they were all wearing Lederhausen.
In Leipzig, 40 to 50 people threw firecrackers, bottles, and stones at police officers.
I imagine they were all wearing traditional German costumes too, weren't they?
Just a whole bunch of traditional Germans throwing bottles and firecrackers and stones at their own emergency services, of which they pay taxes to sustain.
A total of 25 police officers were similarly injured in North Rhine-Westphalia.
None of them were so badly hurt that they had to remain in hospital though.
But again, I bet it was just a stampede of Lederhausen-wearing Germans that were attacking their own police officers.
Rainer Wendt, the head of the German police union, told Veldt newspaper that the attacks against emergency services and forces had reached life-threatening levels.
And I tell you, just for someone outside of Germany who knows nothing about what's happening here, I am just baffled that the German people are turning on their own emergency services.
Why do the Germans hate their own...
Why do the Germans hate their own cops so much?
Why is it so many native Germans are just like, you know what, fuck Germany?
And the thing is, it's a good thing that the German media tells me absolutely nothing about the type of people who are committing all of these attacks, because otherwise, I might start to feel rather Islamophobic.
But I tell you, thank God that's not going to happen, because as far as I'm concerned, all of these attacks are done by white Germans in traditional German outfits, and I don't mean ones made by Hugo Boss.
But I tell you what, I hope the French don't have hate speech laws on their social media platforms, because my god, the people monitoring these platforms must have a fucking hell of a time.
After a thousand cars are torched on New Year's Eve, despite the government insisting that this went particularly well, which should give you an impression of the scale of the problem in France, shouldn't it?
Vandals in France torched 945 parked cars on New Year's Eve in an arson rampage that has become a sinister annual tradition amid a row over whether the government sought to play down the figures.
Now, again, before we go into any further details, the first thing in my mind is a bunch of black and white striped Frenchmen with stupid fucking moustaches with garlic hanging around their necks in a fucking beret running around the streets of France setting fire to cars.
Because that's literally how it's being described.
It's just a bunch of miscellaneous people.
And despite this, New Year's Eve went off with any major incident.
The Interior Ministry insisted in a statement, adding that there were only a few troubles with public order.
Of course, on Sunday, the Ministry had chosen to release a much lower figure of 650 cars torched, because that's okay.
If you're going to downplay it, don't have it!
Over 500 cars in France were set fire to on New Year's Eve.
I mean, that's just insanity!
No, no, no, it was only 650.
It wasn't a thousand cars.
It was only 650 cars.
No, no, no, it wasn't that bad.
No, that's that's unbelievable.
That's fucking unbelievable.
This only indicated the number of vehicles set on fire, and not those engulfed in the ensuing flames, because this is an important distinction we need to make.
So after being accused of trying to muddy the waters by various national newspapers, the government responded that the figures were released were the most pertinent and coherent.
There is absolutely no attempt at hiding anything, said Pierre-Henri Brandet, an interior ministry spokesman.
You have to look at the trend over several years.
That's what's significant.
And what's significant is there's been a significant drop over five years.
So what we're saying is, a thousand cars torched on New Year's Eve is actually a decline in the number of cars torched on New Year's Eve by harpsichord playing baguette eating Frenchmen.
So in Nice, where the security has been extremely tight since the truck of peace attack last year, two police officers were hurt when revelers threw projectiles at them.
Why are the French throwing projectiles at their own security forces?
I just don't understand it.
Bruno LaRue, the interior minister, said that no attack on security would be tolerated.
I regret that once again there were too many instances of security forces being hit with objects or faced with attacks or insults, he said.
But he thanked the tens of thousands of police and firefighters, adding that they allowed December 31st to go off particularly well.
I don't recall hearing how Poland had to have tens of thousands of police on the streets for their New Year's Eve celebrations.
But Poland does have a problem with its diversity, doesn't it?
It's not very enriched.
I mean, they just don't seem to understand that this is providing jobs for the French economy.
See, Poland, if you want your economy to grow, you could be hiring tens of thousands of new policemen.
And we do have footage of an attack on a French police officer that was filmed in the early hours of New Year's Day.
And unfortunately for the politically correct classes, once again, the footage does not show French youths wielding the baguettes like clubs and beating the officer to the ground.
Unfortunately for them, the footage shows that it is North African and Middle Eastern immigrants.
Horrifying video footage has emerged of a female police officer and her boss being beaten in a Paris suburb.
The incident took place in the early hours of Monday following an emergency call in Champigny-Saint Man or something, an area of the southeast of the city.
The unnamed officer was filmed by gang members as she was kicked around by the attackers.
The footage was then uploaded onto the internet by the group.
That's how much they give a fuck about your laws.
So this was outside of a house where a New Year's party was taking place and a number of people had been turned away.
And when the police arrived at the scene, they were also attacked.
People being turned away led to fighting in the street and when the police arrived, they were attacked as well.
The thugs filmed themselves stamping on the woman who tried to cover herself as she is relentlessly beaten.
And she was not the only person.
Her boss, the duty police captain, was also beaten up, but the attack wasn't filmed.
The attackers ran to a nearby housing estate after destroying the patrol car, which was turned upside down and left in ruins.
French Interior Minister Gerard Columb said after the attack, I just spoke with the officers assaulted.
Everything is done to ensure that the cowardly perpetrators of these unspeakable attacks are apprehended and sentenced.
To attack our security forces is to attack our republic.
Okay, I agree with you.
So what exactly do you plan to do?
What are you going to do that's going to prevent, oh, I don't know, next year's New Year's Eve from having a thousand burnt cars and a bunch of beaten cops and a bunch of people taken to hospital for being raped or assaulted or shot with fireworks or stones or whatever?
What are you going to do?
But getting to the really serious news, Virgin Trains has insulted a pretty white woman in Britain and that is newsworthy.
Virgin Trains has apologised unreservedly for a tweet which some social media users described as sexist.
In response to passenger complaints about being referred to as honey, the official Virgin Trains East Coast Twitter account said, would she prefer pets or love next time?
Passenger Emilia Lucinda Cole27 said she was stunned by the response.
My goodness, this is the real news.
The important hard-hitting news that the BBC is going to cover.
Thank God a spokesperson for Virgin Trains on the East Coast route said, We apologise unreservedly for this tweet and the offence caused.
To avoid causing more offence, we have deleted the original post.