Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - T-Shirt Competition - 3rd Place
Aired: 2017-07-04
Duration: 03:23


=== Choose the Winner (03:23) ===

[00:00:00]  Hey everyone, so I thought I'd do round three of the t-shirt competition.
[00:00:04]  I'm gonna do this round a little differently because honestly, I couldn't pick a winner.
[00:00:08]  I didn't know who to choose.
[00:00:10]  And so what I thought I might do is choose the winner based on the number of sales that the t-shirts have.
[00:00:16]  And the person with the most sales wins.
[00:00:19]  So that way I just couldn't choose.
[00:00:21]  I'm really sorry.
[00:00:23]  So I've got the new three designs that I liked for this round.
[00:00:27]  I really like this one by Sam.
[00:00:29]  It's just progress.
[00:00:30]  And everyone is in their own little enclosure separated by barbed wire.
[00:00:35]  And that is the future that progressives want, isn't it?
[00:00:39]  It's really, really disheartening.
[00:00:41]  It's really weird.
[00:00:42]  I was watching today Leading Britain's Conversation and David Lamy and James O'Brien.
[00:00:49]  David Lamy had complained that the people investigating the Brenfeld Tower, the person in charge of the investigation was going to be a white male.
[00:00:58]  And James O'Brien was completely in agreement that yes, in fact, that person won't actually be able to represent them.
[00:01:03]  And I'm thinking, wow, that really is a segregationist attitude.
[00:01:08]  That person would actually have to just say, well, look, I'm not black enough to represent these black people, despite the fact that we're talking about fire.
[00:01:16]  And this is the future.
[00:01:18]  This is what they want.
[00:01:19]  Black people can only be represented by black people.
[00:01:21]  White people, only by white people, etc., etc.
[00:01:24]  I can't stand it.
[00:01:26]  But anyway, if you can't stand it, and you want to warn the future, I guess.
[00:01:29]  Hey, look, this is what they want.
[00:01:31]  So yeah, this was a good design.
[00:01:33]  I liked it.
[00:01:34]  And obviously, I've got the standard stuff with it.
[00:01:38]  So the second one was possibly the most requested design since Anita called me a garbage human.
[00:01:47]  I never thought I'd have one with my face on it, but someone sent me this as Sheikuevara.
[00:01:52]  And I put the text garbage human on.
[00:01:54]  But I just found this really, really funny.
[00:01:56]  And obviously it's red or some sort of like military green, but that's the closest they had to it.
[00:02:03]  But yeah, and obviously you've got the other ones.
[00:02:08]  I found this really, really funny.
[00:02:17]  This whole thing's been hilarious.
[00:02:19]  But yeah, this was designed by Sis Skunk.
[00:02:22]  And I find it really hilarious.
[00:02:25]  And this one, basically, you can only buy this one if you want to troll me.
[00:02:30]  Thanks, Spooky Panda Girl.
[00:02:33]  You know.
[00:02:37]  God, why?
[00:02:40]  So.
[00:02:43]  So I've had a lot of requests for what is basically this on a body pillow.
[00:02:47]  I'll speak to Teespring if you want.
[00:02:53]  Oh, God.
[00:02:55]  Oh, God.
[00:02:56]  What is going on?
[00:02:58]  But yeah, I thought it was particularly fetching on pink, actually.
[00:03:01]  So yeah, essentially, if you want to troll me, you can buy this.
[00:03:07]  But I think the garbage humans are a better idea.
[00:03:13]  Why am I doing this?
[00:03:16]  Oh, God.
[00:03:17]  Right.
[00:03:17]  Yeah.
[00:03:18]  I mean, no, no, right.
[00:03:19]  This one is definitely the one I would advise if you want anything, right?