Oct. 24, 2016 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| So, I appear to have received something from the United States, and I think this is going to be my silver play button that has finally arrived. | |
| So, let's find out. | |
| Unboxing video, most exciting thing on all of YouTube. | |
| Although one of the most popular channels on YouTube is literally a Disney unboxing channel. | |
| I why baffling not to get the camera. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh wow, a lot bigger than I was expecting, actually. | |
| Right, okay, so the thing. | |
| Oh, fancy. | |
| Right, and uh, oh wow, it um actually comes with a letter. | |
| You've just done something very few YouTube creators accomplish. | |
| You had an astonishing 100,000 people subscribe to your channel. | |
| Yes, I did. | |
| Bit late, but thank you. | |
| And thanks, everyone, as well. | |
| I appreciate everything. | |
| We know numbers on YouTube can get really big, but we hope you don't lose sight of the reality behind that six-digit milestone. | |
| Each and every person who subscribed to your channel was touched by what you did. | |
| That's a nice way of phrasing that. | |
| They were inspired, or challenged, or entertained. | |
| You made it to this milestone with hard work, perseverance. | |
| You know, there's always a chance they were just watching a slow-motion car crash, right? | |
| I mean, it could have just been there. | |
| It's like, holy shit, we have never seen anyone fail this hard in all our lives. | |
| This is just something that has to be documented for future generations. | |
| But, okay, so you made it to this milestone with hard work, perseverance, and chances are a healthy sense of humor. | |
| Well, at least that's indeed. | |
| What you've accomplished can't be taken away from you. | |
| Well, I mean, if everyone started unsubscribing like certain other people's channels, then that would probably be the case. | |
| And we'd like to recognize you and all your hard work with the silver play button, a small token of our esteem and respect. | |
| We know you don't do this for rewards. | |
| You do it because you have a drive to create and share, and because you found an audience who cares. | |
| Believe us when we say that we can't wait to see what you do next. | |
| A million subscribers may seem like a long way off right now, but it's closer than you think, and we're rooting for you. | |
| Sincere me, Susan Fuck You Poland, CEO of YouTube. | |
| And honestly, I don't. | |
| What? | |
| What? | |
| Wojkikiki? | |
| Fuck Poland. | |
| It's not that I don't love the polls, it's just your language is your language. | |
| Sort out. | |
| Just learn speak English, that's all I'm saying. | |
| Oh, wow. | |
| So, here it is, oh, yep, they spelt it correctly and everything. | |
| Congratulations, passing 100,000 subscribers. | |
| A little bit slanted. | |
| Hanging over the critic. | |
| Can I take it out of here? | |
| Do I dare take it out of here? | |
| I'm very proud. | |
| Yeah, I was supposed to get this 300,000 subscribers ago. | |
| But honestly, I didn't know how to get it. | |
| I assumed that they sent it to you automatically and that I had been just overlooked or something because I've moved a couple of times. | |
| I assumed that it got lost in the mail or something. | |
| And then someone pointed out that you actually have to go into some helpful tips thing on the front and you'll see that you are eligible for it and you can claim it. | |
| And I did. | |
| And they go, right, six to eight weeks. | |
| And so, yeah, almost two months ago I did. | |
| And it's finally arrived. | |
| But I'm glad I've got it now. |
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