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Why Did I Watch You Guys?
00:02:17
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| Okay, so this next segment, we're excited, right? | |
| For the guest, he's a longtime fan of the show. | |
| Who is it? | |
| Member of the Wolf Pack. | |
| Who f ⁇ ing is it? | |
| Okay, Sargon or Baquette. | |
| Are you there? | |
| I wouldn't so much say a fan. | |
| I mean, maybe I used to be, but then you kind of declared kind of everything was racist. | |
| And then I was looking back and you were saying, like, everything was racist back then as well. | |
| And I'm thinking, why did I ever watch you guys? | |
| Okay, right? | |
| This is what he's trying to do. | |
| He's trying to sandbag. | |
| Right? | |
| Because, oh, I was a long time fan, but you said something racist. | |
| Of course, you're always a long time fan before. | |
| That's bullshit. | |
| It's bullshit. | |
| What if that was actually racist? | |
| Get off the phone, you bearded fat f. | |
| But I've been really trying to diet. | |
| Yeah, well, try harder. | |
| I'm fing better than you. | |
| What's that even mean? | |
| You Brexiting InfoWars f ⁇ . | |
| Right? | |
| Go back to InfoWars. | |
| I got turned down by InfoWars. | |
| Right? | |
| Why don't you do us a favor? | |
| Come on. | |
| Why don't you do another bull Brexit? | |
| That was bullshit. | |
| You were bullshit. | |
| Did you have a stroke? | |
| No, it's not. | |
| It's not f ⁇ ing official. | |
| How clever I am with it. | |
| Okay, listen. | |
| Right now we're here. | |
| We have an image. | |
| Okay, of you with a racist sign. | |
| Sargon, that's bullshit. | |
| That's not even me. | |
| That's clearly a Photoshop. | |
| And is that Al Borland? | |
| Maybe. | |
| You tall time looking fat f**k! | |
| Are you... | |
| are you body shaming me? | |
| No, it's facial shaming. | |
| You don't even, you don't even, you don't even f***ing know your shame. | |
| Whatever takes the attention off your mustache, sweetheart. | |
| Okay, that's sexist! | |
| That's sexist! | |
| And that's racist! | |
| Armanians, the labor women have mustaches! | |
| That's bullshit! | |
| No! | |
| No, f you! | |
| Oh my god, seriously! | |
| What do you think we can get? | |
| What do you think is our comments? | |
| You stupid fascist f! | |
| I am. | |
| I am on the Young Turks. | |
| I'm a co-host. | |
| I'm a co-host. | |
| Okay, that means I'm a strong woman and I say f a lot. | |
| I'm f ⁇ ing better than you. | |
| I didn't even think about it. | |
| Okay, okay, okay. | |
| No, it's just sexist! | |
| And racist against Armenians! | |
| All the women, they all have mustaches! | |
| I know! | |
| I know, it's bullshit! | |
| You can't control it! | |
| That's bullshit! | |