Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - The Culture War
Aired: 2016-08-16
Duration: 00:39

[00:00:10]  See, there's three kinds of people.
[00:00:12]  Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
[00:00:15]  Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.
[00:00:20]  But then you got your assholes, Chuck.
[00:00:23]  And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything.
[00:00:27]  So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because pussies get fucked by dicks.
[00:00:32]  But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.
[00:00:36]  And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get?