| Time | Text |
|---|---|
|
Ridiculous Campus Reforms
00:04:28
|
|
| Have you ever looked at any of the ridiculous things that they have on campus reform? | |
| And this is by no means the fault of campus reform. | |
| In fact, I'm grateful for them actually bringing this sort of stuff to public attention because it's absurd. | |
| I mean, Trump stickers vandalized with Hitler. | |
| That's pretty fucking normal. | |
| Really? | |
| That's depressingly normal. | |
| I mean, it's ridiculous, but it's at least just them painting a sticker over another sticker. | |
| It's not like, I don't know, covering a Jewish frat in anti-Semitic graffiti. | |
| I mean, I suppose it's all the white nationalists of Brown University doing that, of course. | |
| You know, Professor requires his students to read his sexual fantasies. | |
| What? | |
| I don't even see the relevancy to what we're studying, said one student. | |
| This isn't art, it's just wrong. | |
| I don't even want to know. | |
| I can tell just from the title, I'm going to hate it. | |
| Oh, and Melissa Click, I'll talk about her tomorrow. | |
| Brown students protest trans speaker because she was hosted by Jewish group. | |
| There are students at Brown University protesting a tranny because she spoke to some Jews. | |
| Fucking Kansas passes religious liberty bill. | |
| LGBT activists immediately claim discrimination. | |
| Have they even read it? | |
| I mean, I haven't read it, but have they fucking read it? | |
| UGA faculty students protest Wild West Campus Carry Bill. | |
| Right, okay, so that right, okay, that might actually be something that's worth talking about. | |
| St. Patrick's Day deemed cultural appropriation. | |
| Look at the shares. | |
| Just. | |
| I mean, look. | |
| New Orleans student governor leader says right-handed people need to check their privilege. | |
| UC Davis students heavily traumatized by anti-Asian fat-shaming sumo wrestler game. | |
| Just, I mean, this is real life we're talking about. | |
| Look, have you heard the bad news? | |
| Queer devil worshipers for a better future presents. | |
| Student Satanists assemble to combat budding conservatism. | |
| As if Satan's concerned about conservatism or something. | |
| But even then, you know that these people are going to be like, well, we don't actually worship the devil. | |
| It's like, okay, why are you calling yourselves devil worshippers? | |
| Just. | |
| And what a surprise. | |
| America's college campuses are a hotbed of anti-Semitism. | |
| Blackout. | |
| Student protesters demand an end to oppressive, standardized testing. | |
| Standardized testing is oppressive. | |
| I mean, that's. | |
| Oh, God. | |
| But there are just so many black people just head-desking right now. | |
| majority of college presidents say racial climates is a growing priority Apparently. | |
| Apparently, it's all we can fucking talk about. | |
| Call for Western civilization courses at Stanford gets backlash. | |
| Review staffers have been called everything from dusty to racist to bitch to I don't even know what that word is Pendejos to disgusting. | |
| Just as if oh my god Facebook page tries to bully Clermont Conservatives, of course it does. | |
| This is fucking insane. | |
| Triggered students demand senator resign over joke. | |
| I just Senate considers fee hike to create multicultural student government. | |
| Just why? | |
| Just why diversity bill passes. | |
| Of course it does. | |
| Student protesters want to oppress. | |
| Replace oppressive history with HX3. | |
| Just fucking what is this shit? | |
| Look at how certain all these people fucking look. | |
| Actually, no, they look wildly confused. | |
| But seriously, Jesus, this is real life. | |
| This is actually what's happening. | |
| It's unbelievable sometimes. | |
| I guess a lot of the time I'm too close to it. | |