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Aug. 24, 2015 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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Surprise! You're a Racist! (Part 2)
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Oh, what the hell?
I may as well finish Kevin's video.
I'll leave it as unlisted because I hate two-parters.
I don't know why.
... piece of shit.
Wow.
You're left wing in the same way that Fox News is fair and balanced.
By which I mean, you're not at all.
You mean progressive, Kev.
You don't have the monopoly on the left-wing.
Just so you know, I mean, you can say that people who don't agree with you are not on the left if you want.
But that won't make that the case.
You can't, like, you can't catch me out as being a right-wing racist.
No one is accidentally right-wing or accidentally racist, Kev.
These are deliberate points of view that people hold willfully.
Also, Sargon, remember when I accused you of pandering to right-wing scum for Patreon donations?
This is exactly the kind of fucking shit I was talking about.
Kev, leaving aside from the fact that maybe I actually personally agree with what I'm saying.
Me, if you can believe that, there wasn't like an empty YouTube channel with wanted right-wing nut job to pander to base if pandering then received Patreon.
That didn't exist, right?
What existed was nothing.
Then I created my YouTube channel.
Then I started putting my opinions out and I made videos and I did, you know, the usual thing, the sort of thing you're doing now.
And people decided they liked what I was doing and chose to support me.
That's how it works.
You've got it backwards.
Like everything about progressives is backwards.
You see the result and think that must have been the intention.
And you really don't understand how your own channel's working if that's how you view the world.
It's crazy.
You must think there was a 500-person channel of mental progressives looking for a pasty fat white English potato man to just try and catch people as being racist even if they're not.
I have a little hint for you, Kev.
There wasn't one.
I built my channel in the same way you built yours, buddy.
But then as if anyone needed any more evidence, Sargon went on to bolster his right-wing credentials by saying this fucking shit.
Okay, let me think.
What came next in the video?
Louise Mench.
Oh!
You're gonna think...
Yes, I did have an affair with her.
Conservative Corbyn author and columnist Louise Mensch tweeted this two days ago.
Twitter's autocomplete on Liz Kendall MP.
This is the sewer that is Jeremy Corbyn's support.
The search items include Liz for Leader Zionist, Liz for Leader Nazi, Liz for Leader Jewish, and Liz for Leader Jews.
Then with Liz Kendall's actual Twitter profile.
Of course, anyone with a passing knowledge of Twitter will notice little X's next to each entry and realize that what we're looking at here are Louise Mensch's search history.
So yes, we can all have a good laugh at Louise Mensch on social media.
The place most appropriate to mock Louise for this faux pas.
What the world doesn't need are article after article after article from mainstream media outlets laughing at Louise Mensch.
Don't get me wrong, it's funny.
But is this really something you need to write articles about?
Yeah, that's right.
He thinks it's funny, right?
Of course he does, right?
Well, he doesn't want the media to, you know, talk about these issues.
These issues, Kev.
I don't know whether you noticed, but this was just Louise Mensch being a tard on Twitter.
It wasn't like a political statement.
mean she was trying to slur Jeremy Corbyn supporters which it wasn't exactly the brightest thing to do because it made it look like a fucking moron.
I'm just trying to, I'm off screen.
I'm just trying to find the tweet I tweeted at her, which I'm sure you didn't know about.
I'm sure you didn't deliberately leave that out.
And you see what I'm doing there, Kev.
It's called the benefit of the doubt, you muppet.
I can't find it off on my head.
But yeah, I tweeted her basically mocking her.
No, no, it wasn't mocking her, actually.
It was saying, what was it?
If this is the level that people who oppose Jeremy Corbyn stoop to, then there must be something to what he's saying.
I actually find him very interesting.
I actually think I might vote for him if he becomes leader of the Labour Party.
But that's because I'm a crazy right-wing nutjob.
Go on.
Of course not, of course not, of course not.
I mean, in Sargon's eyes, the press just need to stop talking about the Conservative Party member of Parliament wrongly accusing someone else of being a racist, right?
She didn't accuse anyone of actually being a racist.
She was just saying that these, even then, even if what she was saying was completely true, it would have been a shit argument on her point.
What people are Google searching in addition to someone's name is not damning evidence of racism, Kevin.
You mongoloid.
Oh, fucking.
Man, seriously, think about what you're fucking saying for five minutes.
Please.
I mean, and yeah, I want the Independent and The Guardian and The Spectator, you know, outlets that I actually have a modicum of respect for to actually do some fucking journalism and not just go on Twitter and go, oh, look, Louise Mensch has made it funny.
Let's report.
That's not a story.
Kev, it's not a fucking story.
She doesn't know how to use Twitter.
She's a moron.
Yeah, go on social media and mock her, but don't write fucking articles about it because it's not really worth the time or fucking space.
It's not as if Sargon spends most of his time whinging about left wingers, accusing people of being racist in ways that he doesn't like.
I don't like anyone being racist in any way, Kev.
Oh, look, that's totally what he fucking does.
Yeah.
But when did I ever deny that?
I'm not a paper, Kev.
I'm not an investigative journalist.
What is your point?
Like, I don't know, for instance, two minutes earlier in the very same fucking video.
But according to this news piece, I am now a racist.
Yeah, look, Kev, I don't think we should be accusing anyone of being racists for simply having a different opinion.
I don't know what point you're trying to make.
I think that you doing it to Louise Mensch is wrong.
I think these people trying to do it to me is wrong.
And I think the only people we should actually be doing it to are those people who are actual racists.
Who are actually literally saying, look, it's because of the colour of this person's skin that this is the problem.
You know, the people who are doing that are storm fags and social justice warriors.
Two sides of the same racist coin, Kevin.
According to this news piece, I'm the racist.
It's also quite interesting, Sargon, isn't it?
That you, a guy who failed to call out a neo-Nazi Holocaust denying fraud because.
Hang on, hang on.
I know you're talking about David Zarini because it's the only person you ever talk about.
He's not a Holocaust denier.
He's actually made a video where he talks about the Holocaust and how the Nazis perpetrated it.
And I think he actually added extra information that I actually didn't know.
It was actually quite a good video.
Not that I particularly want to give him the credit for that.
But go on, let's see who I didn't call out.
And then we'll talk about who you didn't call out.
He used to be your chum and you were.
Whoa, used to be my chum.
Did we go for beers?
Did we hang out?
Because the funny thing, Kev, and you're really going to like this, you're going to get a great kick out of this.
My interactions with Davis Arini are exactly the same as my interactions with you.
In fact, I've spent more time talking to you on live streams than I did with Davis Cerini.
So you are a closer friend to me than Arini ever was, buddy.
Covering your own ass.
Yeah, it's interesting that you would want to lecture journalists.
Okay, well, let's talk about who you didn't call out.
Now, I know that someone in your little social justice community has not only found my personal Facebook and used it to stalk my woman.
Oh, my God.
Look at this guy's jokes.
Isn't he an accidental racist?
Or not even accidental, I assume.
But they've also gone to the time to harass my family, Kev.
Now, you didn't call that out.
Zenestrad called that out.
In his latest video, he's like, look, that's unacceptable.
Which I think is very commendable.
But you didn't call that out, Kev.
Why is that?
Why is that?
Is that a double standard, Kev?
I think that might be a double standard, might it, buddy?
Oh, no.
That's really embarrassing.
On what they should and shouldn't write about.
Yeah, Kev, because they're meant to be mainstream national newspapers.
They're not you guys with a YouTube channel.
They're not stupid fucking social media posts.
They're meant to be reputable journalistic outlets.
The Guardian is a fucking Pulitzer Prize-winning newspaper, for fuck's sake, Kev.
But that doesn't matter.
No, no, no.
It's just, oh, look at Louise Men's College, you swear.
You fucking Muppet.
This is the problem, Kev.
The dumbing down of the world is something that concerns me.
I can see it doesn't concern you.
You're just fine with it.
Let's see where you go with this.
That's brilliant.
Thanks, Kev.
But anyway, Sargon, I've got one question for you.
Kev, nobody is actually accidentally racist.
There's not going to be anything that I say or do that is going to be inconsistent with the fact that I think it's wrong to judge people based on the colour of their skin.
And me criticising radical Muslims who want to overthrow the British system and implement Sharia law instead is not racist, Kev.
It's never going to be racist.
There's nothing you can do to make it racist.
And neither is pointing out that there are countries that actually fit the mold of what they're looking for, that they could emigrate to racist.
Again, none of these things are contingent on race, Kev.
None of them are judgments based on race.
And if you can't tell the difference, well, I've got some bad news for you.
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