Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - 50 #QuestionsForMen #Mansplained
Aired: 2015-02-10
Duration: 10:32


=== Questions For Men (10:05) ===

[00:00:00]  So I'm going to answer some of these questions from men that were so popular on Twitter.
[00:00:03]  I understand they're meant to be rhetorical, but it's so much funnier if you take them literally.
[00:00:08]  If you happen to go into a technical field, do your colleagues continuously ask if your wife taught you all you know?
[00:00:14]  Of course not.
[00:00:15]  My wife didn't go into a technical field, just like the woman asking this question probably didn't.
[00:00:20]  Have you ever had a woman clearly over 50 say they'd fuck you if you were alone when you were 15 and at lunch with your mum?
[00:00:27]  That's a strangely specific question, but um I was 13 and she was probably about 45.
[00:00:35]  Yes, believe it or not, there are old women who are leches as well.
[00:00:39]  Have you ever read a think piece by a respected female writer?
[00:00:43]  No.
[00:00:43]  Oh wait, there's more.
[00:00:45]  Explaining why and how men aren't funny.
[00:00:47]  No, men are funny.
[00:00:48]  Let's say you're married and your wife cheats on you once, just once.
[00:00:52]  Is that grounds for divorce?
[00:00:54]  Wow, this seems to be an actual question.
[00:00:57]  But yeah, keep your legs together you nasty skank.
[00:01:00]  How often do you have to tell yourself to lean in or stand up for your ideas?
[00:01:04]  Well, I've got to stand up for my ideas all the time.
[00:01:08]  What kind of entitlement is it to think that your ideas should go unchallenged?
[00:01:13]  Do females get pissed off when she asks for your number and you refuse to give it?
[00:01:17]  Yes, you would not believe how badly women deal with rejection.
[00:01:23]  I'm guessing it's because they're not rejected all that often.
[00:01:26]  Being anti-feminism from the facts is just like climate denial.
[00:01:32]  It's nonsense, not rational, just insecurity.
[00:01:36]  Well, that's not a question, but are you suggesting that the facts aren't really all that important?
[00:01:41]  Have you ever lied to a date about where you live or refused to ride home in the car because it didn't feel safe?
[00:01:47]  Oh yes, you don't know how many women are fucking bunny boilers.
[00:01:52]  Do you ever pretend to be a girl while gaming online so you don't get bombarded with, oh my god, it's a boy?
[00:01:57]  I don't think we play the same games love, but um, if I pretend to be a girl online, it's to get free stuff.
[00:02:04]  Does your doctor regularly ask what form of birth control you're using?
[00:02:08]  No, because for men there is only one form of birth control.
[00:02:11]  Kanbans.
[00:02:12]  In disagreements, do women tell you to calm down and not to be so emotional as a way of shutting down your argument?
[00:02:19]  No, it's generally the women who are getting hysterical and overly emotional.
[00:02:24]  Generally, I'm the one who's staying calm.
[00:02:27]  Is your wife okay with your short hair?
[00:02:30]  Yes.
[00:02:31]  Is your wife okay with your short hair?
[00:02:34]  Daily do you see here about the rape of men broadcast on television shows, news, post campaigns, movies?
[00:02:42]  Daily.
[00:02:43]  No, but I don't tend to kind of consume the sort of media that talks about rape a lot.
[00:02:48]  I don't go to Jezebel.com is what I'm saying.
[00:02:52]  Have you ever had your ass and genitals roughly fondled without your consent by a stranger in a crowd?
[00:02:57]  Not both at the same time.
[00:03:01]  Has anyone ever told you that you're too emotional or not emotional enough?
[00:03:06]  Yes.
[00:03:08]  Have you ever been asked, where do you think you're going dressed like that?
[00:03:11]  Yes, I have.
[00:03:12]  I prefer to wear jeans and t-shirts, so when I get invited to people's weddings, that question comes up a lot.
[00:03:20]  Do these pants make my butt look fab?
[00:03:23]  The answer of course is yes, even if they don't.
[00:03:28]  Tennis, anyone?
[00:03:29]  Uh yes.
[00:03:32]  I don't normally play tennis, but suddenly I'm feeling rather inclined.
[00:03:37]  If he has lunch with the boss, he's on his way up in the world.
[00:03:40]  If she has lunch with him, oh my, they're having an affair.
[00:03:44]  Not really a question, but um, most people aren't gay.
[00:03:49]  At Project's kickoff meeting, have you ever been asked if you're going to have kids and quit?
[00:03:54]  There's an awful lot of privilege here.
[00:03:56]  I've never really had jobs where I'm privileged enough to be at project kickoff meetings.
[00:04:02]  I've always had jobs where I'm a pleb.
[00:04:05]  And if I have kids, I simply don't have the option of quitting my job.
[00:04:08]  In fact, generally it means I'm going to have to do overtime.
[00:04:12]  I wonder if Questions for Men is going to be a part of This Week in Stupid by Sagan of a Cad.
[00:04:18]  Nope, it's going to be its own video entirely.
[00:04:21]  Have you ever had to rearrange your body chemistry for the sake of family planning?
[00:04:26]  No, I simply do not have that option.
[00:04:30]  How much do you spend a year in cosmetics, lingerie, magazines, creams, laser and waxing?
[00:04:37]  Not much, and neither should you.
[00:04:40]  Do you find topless images of men in newspapers being oogled at by women offensive and uncomfortable?
[00:04:46]  No, why would I?
[00:04:48]  If something makes you insecure, shouldn't you like go down to the gym or something, lard ass?
[00:04:54]  Do your female friends offer to walk you home as it's not safe out there in the dark?
[00:04:59]  Well, even though I'm more likely to suffer an assault than one of my female friends, they don't.
[00:05:04]  Honestly though, I don't really see why they would, because frankly, they punch like girls.
[00:05:10]  Have you ever thought I'm going to date an ugly girl so she's super grateful with me and treat me like gold?
[00:05:17]  No, because I'm not the kind of person who likes to manipulate others.
[00:05:22]  Have you ever been harassed and called a bitch for not wanting to have sex and saying no?
[00:05:27]  No, no, men tend to get called much worse things if they don't want to have sex.
[00:05:33]  Is it okay for a woman's career aspirations to be limited by the profound fact that she has a uterus?
[00:05:40]  It is not a profound fact that a woman has a uterus, but it really depends on whether she's planning on using it, because everyone has this limited resource called time.
[00:05:51]  And children require a lot of time, and careers also require a lot of time.
[00:05:59]  And since you only have a finite amount of time, it's really up to you with how you use it.
[00:06:06]  If capitalist patriarchy oppresses feminism, why is feminism most developed and mature in capitalist countries in the world?
[00:06:14]  That's a good question.
[00:06:16]  It's almost like the feminists haven't thought this through.
[00:06:19]  Without an appreciation of gender differences, a woman would just be a short, lumpy, weak-wristed man or no.
[00:06:27]  She'd also be weak-ankled.
[00:06:30]  Are you taught to hate each other and see each other as competition for everything?
[00:06:34]  Absolutely.
[00:06:35]  It's amazing men can cooperate on anything, let alone that they can cooperate better than women.
[00:06:42]  I have yet to figure out why all the hoes get all the attractive men.
[00:06:45]  Because they're easy, but they don't keep them.
[00:06:48]  Do you get told that you are responsible by what you wear, for a woman's eyes, what she looks at, and therefore her purity?
[00:06:57]  Women seem to have abandoned regard for their purity long ago.
[00:07:01]  It's not something that really comes up anymore.
[00:07:04]  Do you realise that Ladies Night was created for men to get women drunk and take advantage of us?
[00:07:10]  That's why drinks are cheap.
[00:07:12]  Oh shit, the women are onto us.
[00:07:15]  On dating sites, you see a lot of women specifying that they want an independent guy, or one that knows what he wants in life.
[00:07:23]  I assume you mean do you?
[00:07:25]  And the answer is no.
[00:07:26]  Often you see a lot of women asking for a prince under the delusion that they themselves are a princess.
[00:07:33]  I actually live in a monarchy, so there are a few princes around, but the ratio is literally millions to one.
[00:07:40]  Godspeed, fan maidens of dating sites.
[00:07:44]  Do you know why we're feminists?
[00:07:47]  Yes, self-interest.
[00:07:50]  Have you ever been told that women won't marry a fat man and even if you're not a trophy husband, would it kill you to look the part?
[00:08:00]  Bitch, getting married is really not my concern.
[00:08:02]  It's your concern.
[00:08:04]  Because you're the woman here and you are the one who wants the commitment.
[00:08:09]  I'm getting fat to try and scare you the fuck off.
[00:08:13]  Have you ever been given feedback at work that you just don't smile enough?
[00:08:17]  Yes, I have worked in customer service, although my manager was far less inclined to say it in such nice terms.
[00:08:24]  It was more like, why do you look like such a grumpy cunt?
[00:08:29]  Aren't you sick of racism, sexism against whites and males isn't real being used to justify extreme bigotry by feminists?
[00:08:38]  Why yes I am, in fact.
[00:08:40]  What an interesting and astute question.
[00:08:43]  Have you ever gone to the emergency room or a primary care provider and been told that you are just anxious?
[00:08:49]  No, but then I don't tend to go to emergency rooms unless there is a self-evident emergency.
[00:08:56]  Seriously, what the fuck is it about the remote control?
[00:09:00]  You watch shit TV.
[00:09:03]  Why is it that any man who stands up for women's rights is automatically the subject of gay bashing?
[00:09:09]  Look, being a faggot is not gay bashing.
[00:09:12]  I know loads of gay people that aren't faggots at all.
[00:09:15]  Have you ever had a great interview that you were 100% qualified for only to be asked out for dinner at the end?
[00:09:21]  No, no one offers to pay for my dinner.
[00:09:24]  Do you ever get told that you're too handsome for your job and then you're expected to take that as a compliment?
[00:09:30]  No, but if I was told that, I would take it as a compliment.
[00:09:34]  Do most business introductions include a comment about how attractive someone finds you?
[00:09:39]  No, but I don't carry the heavy burden of being an attractive person, Sarah.
[00:09:45]  If you'll allow me to quote from the Cyberpunk 2020 manual, if you want to decrease your attractiveness, a straight-edge razor cost 59 cents.

=== Women Whining About Men (00:42) ===

[00:09:54]  Do you ever have two women walk down the sidewalk next to you talking about you like you're not a thing, not a you?
[00:10:01]  Yeah, bitches exist and they talk about men as well as women.
[00:10:06]  Bastu um post na para incia si uma discussiao internacial sombre liva cantada na rua?
[00:10:19]  I don't know, I don't speak foreign.
[00:10:22]  Would you go back in time to rape Hitler?
[00:10:26]  Yes.
[00:10:28]  And finally, the majority of women on questions for men just want to whine.