Jan. 5, 2015 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| So today is December 9th 2014 putting together a Christmas care package for Sargon of Akkad who being a broke ass motherfucker would appreciate being able to upgrade his PC. | |
| I've been looking at his videos for a couple months and as I was rooting around his Patreon I found out that he is slumming along in a five-year-old laptop which sounds about as much fun as a trip to the dentist. | |
| So we're packing up a nice 750 watt of Corsair power supply | |
| Asus Sabertooth 990FX motherboard probably going all the way after here's 8 gigabytes of RAM user's manual always good to have Republic Commando one of my favorite games of all time I've got about four copies that's a spare one I think this is a solid state drive 128 gigabyte heatset fan gotta have that | |
| this is a 750 gigabyte sling line hard drive for bulk storage cheap ass dollar store mouse it's got a wheel browser buttons it's optical better than sticking your finger in the port | |
| I have no idea what kind of monitor Sargon has so this is a VGA cable and a VDI cable in case he has you doing the 21st century and a converter in case he has it power cable hope he's got a UK converter for that and power cables | |
| And the video card which is a one of my old old, old backup Radion 3870X2 from about circa 2008. | |
| But it'll run Skyrim so, who knows, he may find a good use for it. | |
| Can't be any worse than the video card he's got in his laptop. | |
| Five-year-old, who knows what the hell Intel GMA shit he's pushing. | |
| And I'm gonna hold off on these NVIDIA cards for now. | |
| Might send them to him later, but I don't think. | |
| I think he would be better off. | |
| Since it's an AMD motherboard, I think he would be better off sticking with a Radion video card for compatibility issues. | |
| And here's an ASUS Blu-ray DVD player. | |
| I'm gonna sort all this stuff out proper. | |
| Got a little more rapping to do. | |
| Plus, I gotta fill out the customs forms. | |
| So, Merry Christmas for Sarnan of Akad. | |
| Hello, everyone. | |
| So, as you just saw from the care package video there from Glenn, he sent me an incredibly generous gift. | |
| And the thing is, it's kind of too generous for me to accept because it really seems that he's sending it on the proviso that I'm a broke-ass motherfucker. | |
| And thanks to everyone's wonderful support of me, I'm not. | |
| I think I'm doing okay, you know? | |
| So, I don't want to take advantage of someone else's generosity on the idea that I'm incredibly impoverished. | |
| And at the moment, I'm doing alright, so I don't want to. | |
| I just feel guilty accepting such a generous gift. | |
| So, I discussed it with Glenn, and he said that it'd be perfectly acceptable for me to use his care package as a prize in a competition. | |
| I've never run any competitions before because I've never had anything to give away. | |
| So, I don't really have any good ideas for what we could do for a Gamergate competition. | |
| So, if you'd like to leave a comment down in the comment section, and if you see someone who's already made a comment that you agree with, please upvote it. | |
| And the most upvoted comment will become our competition. | |
| Presuming it is some sort of competition. | |
| Comment and not you're a faggot that 5,000 people have upvoted. | |
| But no, seriously, I thought it would be nice to kind of pay it forward, you know, because I actually replaced my computer about three or four months ago after the old one blew up. | |
| So, my computer's actually not that bad at the moment. | |
| And it's not that, you know, I don't appreciate it. | |
| And I tell you, it's a hell of a nice bit of just a bunch of equipment he sent through. | |
| And honestly, it's fucking incredible. | |
| You know, I just feel guilty accepting it. | |
| And I'd like to pay it forward. | |
| You know, someone who can maybe earn it or maybe needs it more than me or something like that. | |
| Just, you know, someone I can send it to who can really get some good use out of it. | |
| Not that I don't want to. | |
| See, I feel guilty because I feel like I'm kind of besmirching Glenn's original intention and sending it to me. | |
| But I'm really not trying to do that. | |
| But yeah, so if you could leave me with some good ideas for a competition, and the most popular one we will use as the competition, and then I shall announce it and run it under however long it should be, depending on the competition that wins. | |
| And I will send this prize package to the winner. | |
| And I might even throw in some sort of minor second and third-place prizes as well, just because it seems an awful lot to send an entire computer to someone and then nothing to anyone else. | |
| But I'll get to those. | |
| Depending on what the competition is and, you know, how many people enter and whatnot. |
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