Nov. 29, 2014 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| So I came across this in my travels. | |
| I won't say that I didn't make this, but it's a really, really lovely little fangame that someone's made. | |
| So let's choose Dude Bro Controls and have a quick look at it. | |
| Isn't this gorgeous? | |
| Obviously we've got a little Vivian James here, which if you leave her for a moment, she starts playing some video, obviously. | |
| But I don't know how long you've got to live over it. | |
| Screw it up. | |
| But yeah, basically it's just a little platformer that someone's made. | |
| It's really, really nice. | |
| And it plays really smoothly. | |
| And it's obviously a labour of love for someone. | |
| Or a group of people, probably. | |
| You've got a few specials. | |
| rage thing although I probably should have been a bit more careful there and you've also got boom Isn't this just the most badass thing in the world? | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Shit, shit, shit. | |
| Ah. | |
| Although I suck with the controls. | |
| There we go. | |
| You're too big! | |
| I assume that this is an in-joke, because I don't really know why I told the monster to go away. | |
| But I'm definitely going to just get my spaghetti out and sold. | |
| All right, come on. | |
| So I don't know how big it is. | |
| I mean, I've literally just grabbed it, checked out, and thought, you know what? | |
| I think I want to share this with people. | |
| Because this is cool. | |
| Someone's obviously spent a lot of time working on this. | |
| Well, good thing I got that health, really, isn't it? | |
| Boom. | |
| Right, I don't actually know how to get into this fridge. | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Oh. | |
| Okay, well. | |
| that was disappointingly empty i tell you that wasn't really intentional It made me look good. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay. |
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