All Episodes
Nov. 21, 2014 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
04:58
Hell March (Alex Lifschitz #FullMcIntosh Edit)
| Copy link to current segment

Time Text
Hi, I'm Alex.
I produce video games.
Let's get off on the right foot here.
We are all going to die.
Probably soon and probably painfully.
I'm a AAA producer.
We are insecure about games.
Sure, let's go with that.
Why not?
When I engage with media, I know that I am dying.
So go Gonzo.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
I want your agenda.
Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be.
I'm a AAA producer.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
Don't see bias as a bad thing.
We seek meaning and guidance from you.
They seek to become lost.
Their sibilant hissing should not be mistaken for love of games or ideological purity.
And our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
When I engage with media, I know that I am dying.
These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel from a woman looking out for the best interests of others.
I want your agenda.
Don't see bias as a bad thing.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
I'm a AAA producer.
These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, they are mice that roar.
They are mice that roar.
Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks.
So go Gonzo.
We are all going to die.
Probably soon and probably painfully.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
We seek meaning and guidance from you.
They seek to become lost.
I'm a AAA producer.
I want your agenda.
Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be.
Our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals.
I'm a AAA producer.
We are insecure about games.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
And that's what we're so desperately trying to control.
Let's be perfectly clear.
Impartiality is bullshit.
Don't see bias as a bad thing.
I want your agenda.
You can't control how you feel.
These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, These people should be broken on racks.
You can't control how you feel.
Impartiality is bullshit.
The game industry is decadent and depraved.
So go Gonzo.
This.
This is not a game.
It is a disc.
It is fragile.
It is tangible.
It is not nearly as invincible as Rockstar would like us to believe.
They are mice that roar.
Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks.
I assure you, the game is in fact... fine.
In fact, millions of people are enjoying it right now.
Export Selection