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AAA Producer's Dilemma
00:04:27
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| Hi, I'm Alex. | |
| I produce video games. | |
| Let's get off on the right foot here. | |
| We are all going to die. | |
| Probably soon and probably painfully. | |
| I'm a AAA producer. | |
| We are insecure about games. | |
| Sure, let's go with that. | |
| Why not? | |
| When I engage with media, I know that I am dying. | |
| So go Gonzo. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| I want your agenda. | |
| Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be. | |
| I'm a AAA producer. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| Don't see bias as a bad thing. | |
| We seek meaning and guidance from you. | |
| They seek to become lost. | |
| Their sibilant hissing should not be mistaken for love of games or ideological purity. | |
| And our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| When I engage with media, I know that I am dying. | |
| These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel from a woman looking out for the best interests of others. | |
| I want your agenda. | |
| Don't see bias as a bad thing. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| I'm a AAA producer. | |
| These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, they are mice that roar. | |
| They are mice that roar. | |
| Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks. | |
| So go Gonzo. | |
| We are all going to die. | |
| Probably soon and probably painfully. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| We seek meaning and guidance from you. | |
| They seek to become lost. | |
| I'm a AAA producer. | |
| I want your agenda. | |
| Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be. | |
| Our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals. | |
| I'm a AAA producer. | |
| We are insecure about games. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
| And that's what we're so desperately trying to control. | |
| Let's be perfectly clear. | |
| Impartiality is bullshit. | |
| Don't see bias as a bad thing. | |
| I want your agenda. | |
| You can't control how you feel. | |
| These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, These people should be broken on racks. | |
| You can't control how you feel. | |
| Impartiality is bullshit. | |
| The game industry is decadent and depraved. | |
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Tangible Rockstar Misconception
00:00:46
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|
| So go Gonzo. | |
| This. | |
| This is not a game. | |
| It is a disc. | |
| It is fragile. | |
| It is tangible. | |
| It is not nearly as invincible as Rockstar would like us to believe. | |
| They are mice that roar. | |
| Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks. | |
| I assure you, the game is in fact... fine. | |
| In fact, millions of people are enjoying it right now. | |