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Hi, I'm Alex.
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I produce video games.
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Let's get off on the right foot here.
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We are all going to die.
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Probably soon and probably painfully.
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I'm a AAA producer.
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We are insecure about games.
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Sure, let's go with that.
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Why not?
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When I engage with media, I know that I am dying.
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So go Gonzo.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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I want your agenda.
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Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be.
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I'm a AAA producer.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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Don't see bias as a bad thing.
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We seek meaning and guidance from you.
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They seek to become lost.
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Their sibilant hissing should not be mistaken for love of games or ideological purity.
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And our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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When I engage with media, I know that I am dying.
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These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel from a woman looking out for the best interests of others.
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I want your agenda.
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Don't see bias as a bad thing.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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I'm a AAA producer.
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These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, they are mice that roar.
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They are mice that roar.
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Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks.
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So go Gonzo.
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We are all going to die.
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Probably soon and probably painfully.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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We seek meaning and guidance from you.
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They seek to become lost.
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I'm a AAA producer.
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I want your agenda.
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Depression Quest is more valid than any mere video game could ever hope to be.
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Our industry would settle to be an eternally burning garbage fire so long as willing consumers stoke the coals.
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I'm a AAA producer.
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We are insecure about games.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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And that's what we're so desperately trying to control.
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Let's be perfectly clear.
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Impartiality is bullshit.
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Don't see bias as a bad thing.
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I want your agenda.
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You can't control how you feel.
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These people who so vociferously defend a quarter billion dollar technical marvel, These people should be broken on racks.
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You can't control how you feel.
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Impartiality is bullshit.
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The game industry is decadent and depraved.
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So go Gonzo.
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This.
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This is not a game.
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It is a disc.
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It is fragile.
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It is tangible.
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It is not nearly as invincible as Rockstar would like us to believe.
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They are mice that roar.
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Dishonest sacks of hot garbage who should be broken on racks.
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I assure you, the game is in fact... fine.
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In fact, millions of people are enjoying it right now.
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