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May 10, 2014 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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I think we are actually live now, yeah.
It's saying we're live.
Oh, first time I've ever been live on YouTube.
Never done a live video before.
I'm kind of terrified about this, to be honest.
Oh, me as well.
I mean, we're a bit nervous because we don't have editing on our side, and that's a bit of a worry.
I tell you, editing is the only way I make it through my videos.
Mostly my videos are about 50 minutes long, but when I finish, they're 10 minutes long.
You know, I offended them.
I better not put that in there.
I won't just get banned from YouTube.
I'll get banned from the internet completely.
I tell you what, I find myself getting quite worked up about a lot of things.
So the amount of times I have to edit out the words, you fucking idiot, at the end of my point.
I'll be like, you fucking idiot.
And I'm like, no, I'd better take that off because that's just, you know, it's just a little bit too far.
You know that if you leave it in, you know that if you leave it in the video, the sale Polanis will come out and say, oh, you're very angry.
Oh, you're very violent.
So even though you are angry and you should be allowed to be angry, especially at some of the bullshit, oh, you're a bit angry, I can't take you seriously.
Oh, God.
Yeah, that, no, that's, you made a, you said something that actually is something that I'd really like to get on, actually.
You said, very angry, very violent.
And that's something that they equate together.
You know, always.
And it really fucks me off because I don't even punch the wall when I'm angry.
I just want to fucking rage, let off a bit of steam, and just be like, bam, right, okay, that's it, done.
The emotion's gone, I'm calm now, I'm good to go.
But yeah, like you said, you know, it's this condescending sort of, oh, you're very angry, you shouldn't be angry.
It's like, no, I have every fucking right to be angry.
You know, you're pissing me off.
If you didn't let it out verbally, then you probably would let it out physically.
If you let it all bottle up, you know, you probably would punch walls or people, you know, exactly.
You've got no kind of release from it.
And so, you know, and just because it's not in a way that they particularly like, that's what they've got a problem with.
You know, if it's this controlling everyone has to be in agreement with them that drives me crazy.
It's got to backfire on them someday because once they've got their own little group where right now we've sorted all the rules, you're not allowed to say this, not allowed to say that, then one of them in that group is going to say something.
And then it's like, well, maybe we shouldn't allow that to be said.
There's only going to be one person left in the group, you know?
Or probably some lesbian dwarf or something, you know, the most victim group there is.
I fucking know, man.
Or they're just not going to be allowed to say anything.
You know, it's like, you know, would you like a cup of tea?
Oh, well, that's, you know, discrimination against people who don't like tea.
So, you know, you can't say that.
You know, it's going to go to ridiculous places where, oh, I don't know.
They're going to end up creating the right not to be offended.
And because that's so arbitrary, it's just going to be, well, we can't talk.
You know?
I don't know where they think it's going.
You know, that's the thing.
I don't know where they think it's going.
Well, at least we took insult out of that clause we had in Britain last year, I think in November.
It was like, it was against the law to insult somebody.
You could actually be taken to court for insulting somebody.
I kind of know what's name.
It's section 28 or something like that.
I'll remember it and put it up later.
Oh, that can't be fucking true.
There was a big protest about it.
People went to teacher saying, feel free to insult me.
And all they asked was, look, we want the word insult taken out this, you know.
Inciting violence and all that, but to insult people, we in Britain should be allowed.
We are known for insulting people.
And you're creating a law telling us we can't insult people.
If British people can't insult people, what can we do?
What kind of conversations can we have?
Unreal.
I mean, When I meet my mates and stuff, the first thing I say is, you're right, you faggots, or you whatever, you know, okay, fuck, I'm going to jail now.
Exactly.
One of them.
Internet jail.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
My YouTube account is boomed down.
You get that when men know that that is a big difference between men and women.
I've worked in man jobs, you know, as in high-vis jackets, work boots.
But I've also worked in office type jobs with lots of women.
Yeah.
And there's a huge difference.
Like, like, a guy will say another guy, another guy, oh, goot, you're fat cunt.
You know what I mean?
And it wouldn't even be any second thought about it.
It would just be, any bother, move out of the way.
But there's no way a woman would say to another woman like you're in an office, you know, oh, get out of the way, fatty.
I would love to.
They could never take that.
And it would immediately go to the HR department, you know, or she said I was fat.
That doesn't happen with men.
You know, they're calling each other names left, right, and centre.
It's just not sensitive.
The whole dynamic is completely reversed, isn't it?
Because if, you know, I mean, when I go up to my friends, you know, I'll call them every name under the sun.
We'll all have a good laugh about it.
See who can run up to each other, you know, you fat cunt, oh, you fat gay cunt, or whatever, you know, all that sort of stuff.
And then, you know, my friend will walk off and, you know, I'll talk to someone about, oh, so what's he like?
Oh, he's fucking awesome.
Crap.
Exactly.
Trust him with my life.
You know what I mean?
You could him, but you wouldn't allow other people to say it behind his back.
Exactly.
And everybody has something.
There's something like that.
If you're bald, your friends call you a baldy bastard.
If you've got glassy, you're a specky bastard.
You're a fat bastard.
You're a skinny bastard.
There's always something that everybody's got.
Guys can take it.
Women, not so much.
That's because if you look at what women do, this pisses me off most about, you know, and I hate to say it.
It is practically every woman I've ever met, right?
When they meet a new woman.
No waltz.
No alt.
I don't care.
I don't care.
They're all like this, right?
They meet someone new, and it's another woman.
And they're so complimentary to each other.
And suddenly they're like the best.
Best of friends.
And then the second they walk away, they're like, I didn't like her.
I didn't like her shoes.
And I'm like, well, why the fuck were you saying nice things to her face then?
You know?
It's the most important thing.
Oh, you look great.
That's such a nice dress.
That's such a nice dress.
As soon as her back's turned, look at her fat ass.
Whereas the men say it to each other, they say it to their face, you know, strange.
Exactly.
Although there are men out there that are sensitive, you know.
There's not many of them, but there are a few.
There are more of them.
I think this millennial generation, whenever I'm walking around town, I swear to God, I look at these 18, 19-year-old guys, and I just think, well, Jesus fucking Christ, I hope the Germans don't invade.
Seriously, these kids are fucked.
They're wearing their skinny jeans, they've got floppy wrists, and they've got swished over hair, and they're like, you know, they're tittering with the girls.
And I'm thinking, me and my mates, we were like, you know, we were headlocking each other and, you know, like messing around on the group, punching each other, you know, and having a good laugh about it.
And it was.
It was just totally different.
And these kids.
But these days.
It's a whole generation.
These days, especially if you're young, oh, that's a bad influence.
If you're putting your friend in a headlock, these days, the teachers or whoever's in charge, authorities will go, where's he getting that behaviour from?
Maybe we should look into his home life.
He's a fucking guy.
They're guys messing around.
It's just a bit of fun.
They're both having a good time.
What's your fucking problem?
You know what I mean?
But yeah.
I think we should probably say hi to everyone in the corner.
I don't know whether you...
I've got the page up in the background, and I can see everyone...
I'm a little bit more hanging out page of my hearing.
I can't see goddamn thing.
Is it on your video?
Would I have to click on your video?
Yeah, if you could.
Maybe if I've gotten your video.
Yeah, come on to my channel.
I'll just get to it.
Here we go.
Yeah, I've got the sound muted on.
Well, it's actually the people hanging.
Oh, no, wait a minute.
I've got this mixed up here.
I've actually went onto the video.
Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucking amateur.
It's alright, man.
I am too.
I had no idea.
I'm now on your channel.
Google Hangout.
I don't know.
Live now.
Just click this.
Oh, there we go.
Okay, right.
I'll just shut it out.
I've paused that now.
I wonder how long the time delay is between us speaking and them hearing.
I am curious, I've got to say.
All right.
Someone type in the comments, you fat cunt.
Oh, I see the comments now, right?
Okay, right fucking there.
Missing all this.
We're actually hoping to have Sparky Fister join us.
Yeah.
But not because we think he's got it invalid to say, because we wanted him to sing us out tonight.
His sweet soul voice.
He's always got some invalids.
No, I don't know.
If he does.
Yeah, I know.
If he does, I'll send him another invite.
I think I can do it now.
So, Sparky, if you're listening, fucking come on, man.
Jesus.
Okay, how about I say the thing I was going to say?
Remember, I was going to say sweet Anita.
Sweet, lovely, adorable Anita.
I would love to.
Hang on, just before you get into it, you fat.
Sparky on?
Right, so I think there's about a five delay.
Three or four minutes.
All right, that's okay.
Will you fuck up?
I'll tell you, it's good to have.
You know him.
This is just going to, it's PTSD all over, isn't it?
I mean, we're just going to get post-Matthew Spesticard with all these comments.
That's what they're talking about.
Holy shit, this is an internet fucking mob.
That's brilliant.
I'm actually really chuffed that all these people are watching.
I didn't think we'd get that many.
50 people watching right now.
I know.
We're just expecting, I was hoping to get like 20 live.
You know, I was hoping if we get 20, that's good.
I'm quite chuffed with that.
I'm quite chuffed with that.
Anyway, I want to say about Anita, right?
Yeah, sorry, go.
Right now, I don't like Anita, right?
I have no respect for the women, and I don't like her.
But I want to take my hat off to her, right?
Because I was thinking about it, right?
I've always disliked her right, and from day one, I knew that she was full of shit.
And she's never played any video games before, right?
So I've always known that.
But then I was thinking about it.
She's making all this money.
Probably, if we're going to add it all up, at least 200 grand, probably.
You know what I'm getting?
Yeah, more than that.
With all the luck she's getting and interviews and talks and all that shit.
But then I thought, whose money is she getting, right?
Who is she actually conning?
And all the people she's conning, feminists, manginas, and white knights, I can't stand those assholes.
So I'm actually happy that she's got their money.
Because they've all been completely conned.
She didn't get a brown penny of my money.
Now she got your money, right?
So fuck no.
Most people watching this, none of them gave her a fucking penny.
I seriously doubt it.
Yeah, that's a good point, actually.
I'd never really thought of that.
So she's conned the people I can't stand, and that's why, you know, something, I take my hat off to well done, Anita.
Honest to God, well done.
And I'm not even joking, seriously.
I think what she's done is brilliant because I think she's probably on our side.
She never answers any criticisms.
She never replies to criticisms.
So she's probably thinking, I knew you were going to say that because I agree.
She's just playing these idiots like tricks.
They haven't got a fucking clue.
They're just handing over their cash.
Oh, please convince the world I'm a victim and giving her their money.
Yeah, the idea that she's a victim as well.
She she's standing up on a fucking stage talking to loads of people in a TEDx talk and stuff.
You look like a victim.
That is precisely what a victim looks like.
Very well groomed in a nice suit, getting hundreds of thousands of dollars and having an adoring audience.
That is my definition of a victim.
Well, when you go throughout history and you see genuine victims, they were always on stage giving talks.
Yeah, absolutely.
You know?
Yeah, TV shows, you know, the features by the BBC, you know, game, you know, development awards.
And it's just like, wow, this is literally victimization of Anita Sarkeesian, the poor girl.
I've got some sympathy, but I think you're right, man.
She is not only a car artist, but she's conned the people I don't like.
So I should probably buy her a beer, to be honest, you know.
I kinda want her to take more money off them.
I'm like, I want to spur her on now and say, keep going, Anita.
Just keep saying every negative thing that happens on the internet is misogyny because these assholes will keep throwing money at you.
Anita stubborn I stubbed my toe this morning.
Misogyny.
There's another 10 bucks there you go.
You know, they're just fucking idiots, man.
And the thing is, the great thing is, it's given me ammunition for my videos as well.
I mean, if she stopped talking bollocks, what am I going to fucking make videos about?
Although she probably likes that, though, because it's more attention heaped on her.
But sometimes you can't help but respond, you know.
She can't help it.
These people need to be told.
Nobody else is telling them, well, you feel it.
Nobody's telling them you just want to get your piece out there, you know?
For me, it's when people take them seriously.
It's like the video game design awards and stuff that she got.
And it's just like a room full of people who make games and people I would normally respect.
They work hard, they produce things, they're very good at their jobs, and all that sort of thing.
And then they're applauding.
They're giving Anita Sarkeesian a fucking standing ovation from.
So she conned them as well, then.
She condemned that she caught her con is that good.
She even conned them.
And these are people that should know better.
Exactly.
It's incredible.
Just how just the finesse of her snake oil salesmanship is just unbelievable.
Well, as the mouse says there, Anita has a nose for business.
That's true.
So true.
That's why she's doing so well.
Yeah, it's amazing.
You magnificent bastard, Anita.
That's all I can say.
I was watching her on TV the other night and when she turned around, I thought she was about to have my fucking eye out.
Oh, I'll stop now.
I'll stop.
It's all right.
She's not Jewish.
She's Armenian.
Fucking ad hominem territory.
That's true.
That is true.
So one of the things I wanted to talk about, which is, I'll tell you what, this isn't even fucking funny.
And I don't know why I'm bringing it up now because it's just not funny.
So Norwegian feminists are trying to make criticism of feminism illegal by comparing it to racism.
I heard about that.
I heard about that.
A friend of mine actually specifically brought this to my attention because I hadn't heard of this.
I've got this thing up, but listen to what they're saying.
This is what they think.
They want to make anti-feminism illegal.
Good luck.
And their definition of anti-feminism is In your attitude, your behaviour, and your action.
And it's opposition to feminism and equality.
Now, you sly bastards.
You know what I mean?
I do not, in any way, oppose equality in any fucking way.
What I oppose is being told that I can't do something that doesn't have any detrimental effect on others.
And that's what all these social justice movements are.
You're not allowed to do that because I have a feeling.
All I want people to do is just say, look, deal with your own feelings.
If you don't like it, walk away.
Think of what would happen in Norway if the feminists had free reign to do whatever they wanted without criticism.
I mean, that would be a fucking hellhole.
Well, I think that's what they're going for, though.
That's their problem.
You can't get the internet first.
They'll get that first and then they'll get it put into law.
I mean, Iceland was able to ban brothels and prostitution and strippers.
Oh, fucking not going to Iceland then.
Jesus.
What's there now?
Well, no fun, that's for sure.
Yeah, exactly.
It's freezing fucking cold.
But the thing is, what's terrifying about this is, like, sorry, excuse me, is feminism is an ideology.
I don't know, it's not like, I mean, it's not inclusive.
That's the problem with ideologies, is that they've always got someone who agrees with them and someone who doesn't.
And so, you know, like any ideology, when, you know, I was having an argument with some tit the other day who on Twitter, it was, what was his fucking name?
I want to name him by name.
Splendisaurus on Twitter, right?
This guy is the world's biggest cock.
And he was basically, he basically was like, well, you know, this happened with the fascists and the fascists lost.
And I was like, okay, well, what happened to the fascists?
And he's like, they became a laughingstock.
It's like, oh, yeah, I think that's exactly what happened at the Nuremberg trials, mate.
I think everyone just got around and laughed at them right before they were put against the wall and shot.
Do you understand?
I mean, this is the path that it goes down because it's an ideology.
And ideologies always demand sacrifice.
Someone has to do it.
I suppose that's why I'll never call myself a men's rights activist or put myself in any group.
Because if you put yourself in a group, at some point, that group is going to say or do something, and you're then target with that.
I mean, I do the same thing with feminists.
That's how I know.
As soon as a feminist says she's a feminist, I throw fucking everything at her that feminism has done.
That wasn't you.
You're not real feminists.
No, no, no.
You said you're a fucking feminist.
Therefore, you're part of that fucking movement.
And anything that movement does, you are by proxy guilty of as well.
You're fucking agreeing with it.
You're endorsing it.
That's what you're saying.
This is precisely my thing.
I mean, I'm not an MRA because primarily because I don't want a label.
That's exactly it.
I'm my own fucking man.
And there's no other way about it.
I'm not rigid on a certain stance.
I'm just going with what I agree with.
I mean, at the end of the day, someone might turn around and say, oh, MIGTOW is now like an official movement and it has a political party.
And they hate black people and they want all black people dead.
Suddenly, well, I'm not one of them now, am I?
So, hey, there's that, but not only that.
The MRAs, I think they're fucking stupid.
What are you trying to do?
Get sympathy in the way women get sympathy.
That's how feminism.
You're not going to do that.
No one's got any sympathy for you.
You're a fucking man.
No chance.
No chance.
So it's a fool's errand, basically.
I can understand why they're trying.
And fair enough.
And someone's got to.
But it's kind of nowhere, you know.
It's not going to succeed, and it's not going to beat the feminists.
It's, you know, so maybe they'll have more chance of being defeated if it's not just one group that goes after them, but individuals that go after them that don't belong to groups.
But it's a, I mean, you say MGTOW, right?
Yeah.
Now, even though I don't subscribe to any group, I do fit into that category because, well, I'm a man, right?
I go my own way.
I do what I want in life.
I do not in any way cow touch to women or go out my way to please them.
They have to, I would rather they have to fucking entertain me and make me want them.
I'm not going to work for it.
I'm not interested.
This is precisely the argument I actually had with some, I assume it was a woman on YouTube earlier.
She was like, well, you call yourself a MGTOW.
I was like, no, I just fit into the category of MGTOW by definition.
You know, I do what the fuck I like.
You know, I don't, I don't fucking, you know, I just do what makes me happy and what I think to be morally correct.
And if that's what makes one a MGTOW, which I think it does, then that's what I am, you know.
But I'm not committed to the label.
I mean, it almost fits the description of selfish, but what the fuck is wrong with being selfish?
You know what I mean?
What else is that?
You're only looking out for yourself.
What's wrong with that?
You know?
Who else is going to look out for you?
You know?
There are no government legislations watching out for me.
But in a way, I'm glad, though, because I think that does.
All of this nonsense makes men stronger, and all of this nonsense about protecting women all the time.
It makes them weaker, as you can see when they go online and somebody says something about their tits.
You know what I mean?
And that's never crying like big kids.
My God.
Jacqueline Glynn done it as well.
Do you know Jacqueline Glynn?
No, I don't know.
She makes atheist videos, right?
Oh, does she?
That's her angle, you know.
Yeah.
We've all got an angle.
Mine's anti-feminist.
You know, we've all got an angle.
Same thing.
Hers is atheism, right?
And she gets a lot of comments, you know, like, oh, because she's pretty, right?
Oh, get your tits out.
I'd love to fucking do this and that.
You know what I mean?
All the crap, shitty comments that you would just ignore if you were a strong woman.
But she made a video, you know, and so did Colta Dusty make a video as well saying, oh, you need to stop this.
This is, you know, like, stop talking to women like this on the internet.
And it's like, well, what the fuck makes them so fucking special?
What do you mean?
I can call any man on the internet a fucking faggot ass cunt or whatever.
And there's nothing.
You know what I mean?
He doesn't cry.
Why is that?
At worst, he's going to press the block button like a big boy and move on with his life.
If it's really getting to him, I'm just, oh, I can't handle this.
Then just block me then, fine.
Absolutely.
I just want to go through some of these comments that have been there because it's some of them that are really good, actually.
Because, yeah, Adam Haykall says, MGTOW isn't a group, it's a description.
That is, I think that was...
Yeah, I like that.
I like that.
It's not a group, it's a description.
Okay, fair enough.
That's a good way to put it.
Fair enough.
I do like that.
And MGTOW, the High Priests of Freedom, which I think is nice.
I like that.
Maybe they should change from MGTOW to the high priests of freedom.
That should be their name.
I'm not a MGTOW.
I'm a high priest of freedom.
I like that as well.
I think people who don't understand it will start assuming that it's a movement, though.
A Christian movement, because you said priest.
Ah, fuck.
Why did I do that?
So, what about you?
Are you an atheist, Christian?
Atheist.
Yeah, I know.
When people say, why am I an atheist?
I say, because that's how I was born.
Yeah, exactly.
I've just never changed.
I've never had.
But I'm lucky, though.
In Britain, we don't really get that heavy indoctrination like some of those Americans do, man.
Some of those southern states, fucking hell.
I feel really bad for them in a way.
What I feel most bad is when you've got like what's his name, Hovind?
Hovind.
He's a professor or something, but he's very staunchly Christian.
And you can tell that if he wasn't born in America, he would be an excellent Richard Dawkins.
He's a very smart man, but he's got to be a Christian because obviously that was how he was born and raised.
So it's one of those things that I can see that if I was born there, I'd be the same.
I'd be just like him probably.
Well, I'd like to think I'd be able to see that it's still bullshit.
I think that's a lot to do with Richard Dawkins.
You know the way Richard Dawkins sometimes gets worked up with these idiots and fucking, you know, you can see really worked up.
And I think a lot of that comes from the fact that he knows, even though he's a very intelligent man, that had he been born in another part of the world, he would be religious.
Yeah.
And, you know, even he knows this, and all atheists know this.
And it's like, I think that's where a lot of the kind of anger towards religion comes from, because it's like, had they have gotten a hold of me when I was young, I would be one of them.
Yeah.
Excuse me, sorry.
I've just noticed that Sparky's mentioned that he can't join.
I don't know why.
There's a plug-in.
Yeah, that's it.
I had to install a plug-in and then I had to give my phone number.
Did you have to do that?
No, no, Mike.
I think I've already done that.
Oh, I know.
Just to make it live.
Does he know about making it live on his YouTuber settings?
No.
On your YouTube settings, under video management, there's a part where live events go in there and it says, do you want to turn on live events?
You have to turn that on and then you'll be able to join.
Yeah, yeah.
I'll send him another invite in case he's got that stuff out.
I think this might actually clock off after an hour, but what I'll do is I'll just re-host it.
Cool.
Because I didn't know what I was doing, and there's probably a setting that I didn't fucking press because I'm a fucking idiot.
I thought it just kept going until you stopped.
I thought it did too, but it seems to have a timer on it.
So I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
We'll see.
And it'll get tits up when it goes tits up, won't it?
But yeah, what was I going to say?
Yeah, this religious thing.
I've got a lot of respect for American atheists because, like you say, it's so pervasive over there.
And it drives me crazy, because I really like, one of my favorite things is conspiracy documentaries on YouTube.
I think...
I think they're fucking brilliant.
I mean, don't worry, I am absolutely persuaded that the world's about to fucking end in a firestorm of death caused by the Lizardman Obama.
I'm not really, I'm just, you know, I. He's a lizard.
Exactly.
For me, it's like the most, it's the most exciting science fiction I've ever heard.
I mean, I think that some of them have probably got some, you know, there's probably a lot to some of them.
Like, I don't know, maybe 9-11 or something.
I don't know.
It doesn't look like terrorists could have done that.
Although there was bombers that were found part of Mossad were on the bridge.
And they're the fanfile explosives or something.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know all the details.
No, I heard about that.
You know, they're filming it and cheering and stuff.
And they're these, yeah, Mossad guys, and it's just like, right, okay, that's weird.
You know, I mean, Sparky's saying, Sargon, I can't join because you don't follow me.
I think you have to go on Google Plus and follow Sparky.
No, I fucking am.
I swear to God.
Hang on.
No, maybe you're subscribed to him on YouTube, but maybe you don't follow him on Google Plus.
Maybe that's what I'm saying.
I swear to God, I'm on Google Plus and it says following.
I don't know.
Maybe he's not following you.
I don't know.
It sent me a thing saying that he was following me.
Shit.
That's geast.
I'd really like to have had Sparky on this.
Let me, I don't know.
Maybe you should re-host this.
Maybe if you want, I. If you want, you just start it again, I.
Yeah, yeah, I'll just start it again.
Sorry about this, everyone.
We'll be back very shortly.
It's just that I'm fucking stupid.
Change the setting for the time if you can.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll have a look for that as well.
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