April 5, 2014 - Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin
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| I've been working very hard on part 2 of Pyrrhus, and I wasn't going to carry on doing anything else today, apart from obviously working on Necromancer. | |
| But Alex Bahuniak sent me the absolutely fantastic doodle as a way of sort of thanking me and support for what I'm doing. | |
| So I thought I'd do a little video that I could feature it in, because it's really great. | |
| I really like it. | |
| This wasn't something I was going to cover, because the Council Colbert thing was so much funnier. | |
| I saved a load of those tweets from the killallmen hashtag, and as ludicrous as it is, I'm just going to run through a few and just, I mean, there's just some funny coincidences going on. | |
| So Armageddon here says that she's still taking a break, which is good because I know that I was worried that she was working too hard. | |
| But she has a friendly reminder to do a missingery and kill all men this weekend. | |
| Starting with the white cish-hets, obviously. | |
| Obviously. | |
| It's a good little start to the pep talk, because I'm a bit worried that some feminists on the internet might have forgotten they were supposed to do that this weekend. | |
| Government Hooker thinks that we'll need matriarchal elders after we've successfully implemented the kill all men plan. | |
| It's nice to see that the feminists are planning to regress the human race back a few thousand years to tribal elder councils instead of, I don't know, systems of government. | |
| Starting to make me wonder how many people are going to be sacrificed to placate an angry god. | |
| Alison fills in some of the logistical details because some women are uncomfortable with kill all men because of the men they care about. | |
| And I just want to clarify. | |
| Some men will be spared to perform labour. | |
| Of course, slaves are what built the Roman Empire. | |
| You know, those blocks of stone didn't move themselves. | |
| It's nice to see this brave new feminist world shaping up. | |
| Luckily, there are going to be lots of men around to put in the hard work. | |
| Oh, the irony. | |
| Scarlet L shows us exactly why we need to kill all men. | |
| Ugh, the guy I'm working with just won't leave me alone. | |
| Just leaned down to try and kiss me hello and pour baked bean juice on me. | |
| Kill all men. | |
| I imagine she then stabbed him with something sharp she had to hand. | |
| One down, three billion to go. | |
| Melissa says, you say kill all men. | |
| Well, I'm starting a new one. | |
| Love all men. | |
| Spread love, not hate. | |
| There are turncoats in every move. | |
| are always going to be traitors to their class. | |
| I'm sorry, Melissa, but you're probably going to be put to death. | |
| I don't think you've got much value in the work camps, because you're quite attractive. | |
| Maybe your love all men will be used to keep all the male slaves pacified, though. | |
| I imagine that some of the traitors will be kept for that purpose, because for these people, morality goes as far as you having done something wrong. | |
| And as soon as you have done something wrong, then you are evil and need to be dealt with. | |
| Filthy Cute will clearly be working in intelligence. | |
| She will probably be spying on the enemy as the feminist army completes its full encirclement of the remaining men. | |
| Because, oh my god, they're trying to use the hashtag feminism is hate. | |
| Ha ha ha. | |
| Aha haha. | |
| That makes me want to kill all men. | |
| To be fair, the hashtag does bring up a good point, so you will probably need to kill anyone using it as well as all men. | |
| Anne Randy Savage has just finished up setting up her Ministry of Truth and tweets, Ivy League freshman says she was sexually assaulted after a website Rape Guide named her website. | |
| They have an app for that now. | |
| God Grandad, get with the Times. | |
| Duncan Turner does his best Igor impression and says, Male privilege is when kill all men trends and it doesn't affect my personal safety one jot. | |
| Only makes self-deceptive misogynists indignant. | |
| I'm not really that familiar with Twitter. | |
| I don't know how much of an order people consider these things to be, because if a kill women hashtag was trending, how many men do you think would read it and go, oh, oh, oh my god, well that was three weeks ahead of schedule. | |
| I'd poof, I'd better get my knife. | |
| And to be honest with you, Duncan, it doesn't matter, because in the new feminist order, you're not going to be spared. | |
| I mean, I suppose you'll probably end up in the labour camps, and there was that lovely woman who wanted to love all men instead, so to be fair, maybe, maybe, it will be better than what I'm going to get. | |
| Another angry woman, is there any other kind of feminist? | |
| Says that, hey everyone, objecting to kill all men because it's violent, why aren't you shouting at rapists? | |
| Go do that. | |
| Unfortunately, visiting hours are only from 7 till 7, but that is what I spend the bulk of my day doing. | |
| Sometimes I will just go out to the street and shout it at the sky, just in case anyone's, you know, on the prowl for a bit of a rape. | |
| And, you know, they were thinking about here, ah, I shouldn't really should I? | |
| No, I won't tonight, I won't tonight. | |
| I need to cut it down to two or three times a week, anyway. | |
| George wishes to set up the feminist Gestapo. | |
| I'm presuming that's a woman because it looks really girly. | |
| And they said, when roving gangs of militant radical feminists actually start rounding up men, then we can talk about misandry. | |
| Till then, shut the fuck up. | |
| Kill all men. | |
| I think the time that they're actually rounding them up, it's too late to talk about it. | |
| First they came for the socialists. | |
| Shush doesn't even want to become a labour camp whore, because she says, what's all this kill all men nonsense? | |
| Fox is involved. | |
| SMH. | |
| I don't know what it means. | |
| That's the only believable thing about it. | |
| Have women gone mad? | |
| Well, again, substitute women for feminists. | |
| It all makes sense. | |
| Anyway, Shush, I'll see you in the mass graves. | |
| George is back and says, if they assume kill all men is an actual wish, they are deluded. | |
| How often do feminists scorn man-killing rampages? | |
| Well, until you form the feminist Gestapo, not very often. | |
| Afterwards, well, you do say kill all men an awful lot. | |
| It seems to be your entire manifesto at the moment. | |
| And I'm sorry, but if you're not going to address the trade deficit, I'm not going to vote for you. | |
| Primary Shark has already assumed the mantle of general of the feminist armies and says, it's down to class and race wards, him. | |
| Well, the white guys are going to lose and I'm happy about that. | |
| Me. | |
| In real life. | |
| Kill all men. | |
| Just before she sliced his head off with a katana. | |
| If it does come down to race wars between everyone and white people, who's got the experience here? | |
| I mean, if I was a betting man, Elliot de Baudard is clearly going to be chief surgeon, because she hasn't killed anyone so far, but she's put one guy in hospital and one guy in the infirmary. | |
| I don't know why the infirmaries won't be located at the hospitals in the new feminist regime, but I am sure that her failures as a healer are going to be because of reasons that are just deeply misogynistic. | |
| Don't think that science and technology are going to be ignored because there's no men to do it anymore. | |
| Janine Abdul Khalik is going to found the first truly feminist university and she will advance technology and mutate the XY chromosomes to XX in the womb. | |
| kill all men before they are even men. | |
| The future is now. | |
| What a great time to be alive Mason Goebbels McCann, Minister of Propaganda, says Men of Twitter, the difference between kill all men and kill all women is that there are people genuinely working on the latter. | |
| Yeah, I think that they're currently on Twitter now, setting the groundwork and organising a fascist network openly in public, saying hey, we're going to kill all women. | |
| I think it's the men doing that. | |
| The feminist regime is naturally going to incorporate an absolute monarch, who will naturally be a corpulent eating machine, who will occasionally pause from her ceaseless quest for genocide, to utter from her mawed mouth, I have grown happy and strong from the blood of MRAs. | |
| Kill all men and then proceed to stuff bloody chunks of men into her mouth, while the servants all gather round and bow down, chanting, Miss Andreist Queen, Miss Andreist Queen. | |
| However, Mikey here comes along to ruin the fun by pointing out the obvious truth of it. | |
| Kill all men is hilarious because women brackets, feminists, could never pull it off. | |
| Because it'd probably be hard work. |
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