Sargon of Akkad - Carl Benjamin - Obama is IRON MAN!
Aired: 2014-02-27
Duration: 01:58


=== Building Iron Man Secretly (01:56) ===

[00:00:01]  Today I am joined by researchers who invent some of the most advanced metals on the planet.
[00:00:08]  I'm pretty sure that people invent composites and alloys.
[00:00:11]  Designers who are modeling prototypes in the digital cloud.
[00:00:16]  Yeah, I don't know what the cloud is either.
[00:00:20]  Folks from the Pentagon who help to support their work.
[00:00:24]  Basically, I'm here to announce that we're building Iron Man.
[00:00:28]  I totally respect that you are equating, I don't know, modern combat armor with Iron Man.
[00:00:33]  How else would you get the public behind you?
[00:00:42]  Sorry, what's so fucking funny?
[00:00:44]  Do you really think you're in a position to be laughing about anything?
[00:00:48]  I'm going to blast off in a second.
[00:00:50]  Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States of America, a hallowed office laden in dignity and occupied by fucking comedians.
[00:01:07]  This has been a secret project we've been working on for a long time.
[00:01:10]  No, the U.S. government and secret projects?
[00:01:15]  Where?
[00:01:16]  No one saw that coming.
[00:01:22]  Not really.
[00:01:24]  Maybe.
[00:01:24]  God, I'm glad you're having such a fun day, Mr. President.
[00:01:29]  What on earth have you been doing?
[00:01:31]  Have you had a relaxing morning?
[00:01:32]  Has it been fun reading about the Iron Man project that you've clandestinely had coming along?
[00:01:39]  It's classified.
[00:01:41]  Oh, of course it is.
[00:01:42]  Because there are only a million odd people in America with classified status.
[00:01:46]  That isn't a secret army or anything.
[00:01:49]  This is not a fucking joke.
[00:01:55]  Ha ha ha ha ha!
[00:01:56]  Ha ha ha ha ha!