Ben Shapiro critiques the Democratic National Convention, exposing Kamala Harris's silence for 33 days amidst alleged radical policies. He highlights four devastating pieces of news: Harris's statistically insignificant polling lead, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s potential endorsement of Donald Trump, a recent downgrade of 818,000 jobs undermining economic claims, and the administration's loss of over 320,000 migrant children to trafficking risks. Shapiro argues these failures reveal deep hypocrisy in the party's narrative, suggesting their reliance on celebrity performances masks a dangerous agenda that threatens constitutional stability and national security. [Automatically generated summary]
Well, folks, last night was night three of the Democratic National Convention.
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Here's the thing.
You might be able to sense already.
I am highly irritable today.
Not because of the state of the race, as we'll discuss in a moment.
I'm really irritable because I don't like the sensation of the entire democratic media human centipede peeing on my leg and then insisting that we all dance in the rain.
We are being lied to.
It is annoying.
It is irritating beyond all reason.
So, stop Telling me Kamala Harris is a wondrous politician and a symbol of hope and joy who dances and sings and cooks rather than what she is.
A manipulative, chameleonic, corrupt careerist who shifts her positions and her person at whim and who will not answer a single damned question.
Not one.
We are now on to a...
33 of answering zero questions.
She's running for President of the United States.
And we're supposed to believe that it's all about the vibes, man.
It's all about how she really loves Venn diagrams.
And she's feeling, are you feeling the joy?
Are you feeling the joy?
Stop telling me Tim Walz, a good old boy, championship winning football coach, instead of what he is, a radical left winger.
Who caters to trans politics and lets BLM radicals burn down the major cities in Minnesota and calls socialism neighborliness and apparently visits China every five seconds.
Stop lying to me.
Also, he's a weird kook.
Have you seen him?
Stop telling me that Joe Biden is like George Washington.
He's a man willing to sacrifice for the public good.
When in reality Joe Biden is the most corrupt politician of my lifetime.
He used his public position to enrich his corrupt venal family for literally decades since before I was born.
And then he was stabbed in the back by his own party and sent to political hospice care just to get rid of him.
And now you're saying that he's sacrificial?
He's Cincinnatus or George Washington?
Stop lying.
Stop telling me that Barack Obama is a messianic do-gooder.
He's a man descending from the clouds to bring truths from on high to all of us rather than what he is, which is an ugly, manipulative, racially polarizing machine politician who's willing to claim the right to steal other people's money and spend it on his favorite people and then divide America based on race and then make off with hundreds of millions of dollars in book and TV contracts.
All the time claiming capitalism is bad and America is unfree.
Stop telling me when Michelle Obama is a charming figure of unity, one of the great lights of our age, when she is instead a radical racial leftist who attended America's top universities and is worth bank and complains about the evils of America from one of her three multi-million dollar mansions she earned off the back of being married to Barack Obama and then complains about the affirmative action of generational wealth while her daughters are worth trust fund 10 million bucks apiece.
Stop telling me Bill Clinton is a down-home-back country top when he's a Yale Law grad who screwed every broad he could find, with or without consent, and stole half the White House on his way out.
Stop telling me Hillary Clinton is a sacrificial public servant when she's a corrupt heretic who spends her entire career getting ahead, lying, living off her husband's checkered legacy.
A legacy, by the way, she helped enshrine by threatening his victims.
Stop telling me Doug Emhoff is America's dad-in-chief and Jewish liaison when he screwed the nanny and got her pregnant and has done literally nothing Jewish his entire adult life while raising a daughter who donates to pro-Hamas groups and then says he's more in touch with his Judaism because he attends church on Easter with Kamala Harris at some rainbow flag church.
Give me a break.
And most of all, stop telling me, most of all, truly, stop telling me that the Democrats' positions don't matter, that we should not listen to them.
Stop telling me they haven't been in charge.
Stop telling me that I'm supposed to pretend that they haven't been in charge for 12 out of the last 16 years of my life.
And that there are threats to rewrite the Constitution, to destroy the Supreme Court, there are threats to destroy the filibuster, to confiscate the earned wealth of people who innovate, to spend endless amounts of money that they did not produce, to institute price controls, to inflate the currency, to nationalize healthcare, to cut the military, to *** the children, to abort anything that moves, to enshrine voting procedures that facilitate fraud, to open the border and amnesty everyone who enters.
Stop telling me none of that matters.
Stop it.
Stop telling me that.
Stop telling me that I should ignore that because Amanda Gorman, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, and Kenan Thompson, ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, and Oprah Winfrey, and Lil' Jon turned down for what is supposed to cover for the fact that this Democratic Party is off its political rocker, and John Legend, and Stevie Wonder, and Pink.
Stop telling me that politics should be treated as a game show.
It is not a game show.
Politics is always and forever about what people do with power.
It's not about joy or about vibes.
It's not about being brat.
It's about what the jackass you elect do with power.
That's the whole thing.
It's not about if you, in some sad sack way, want Kamala to be your mamala, or Tim Walz to be your high school coach from Friday Night Lights, or you want Doug Emhoff to be your dad who f***ed a nanny.
It's about whether you want these people to be in charge of the country, to set the rules for the economy, to set the rules internationally.
That's the thing we should all be focused on.
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Now, I have to get back to being agitated.
Hold up a second.
Okay, now I'm just gonna wait for this smoke to clear a little bit, and then we'll get back to talking about... Okay, so it's cleared.
Yeah, I'm back to being agitated now.
Now listen.
Maybe, maybe.
We're just un-serious.
Maybe we're un-serious enough, people, spoiled by the fact that we live in the richest time in American history, spoiled by the fact that we don't have to face down existential conflict.
Maybe we're just un-serious enough that pretty much all politics is, is now just a personal popularity contest.
Fine.
If that's the case, then we get what all failing republics deserve.
But there are still many of us who have a stake in the future of the country, and think the future of the country matters, and think that policy matters, and that what these people do with power absolutely matters.
We're still worried about the future of our kids in this country.
If you are, everything you're seeing at the DNC should be insulting.
I mean, deeply, deeply, profoundly insulting.
Because it is.
And if you don't feel insulted, it's because you're caught up in the stupidity yourself.
And at that point, you know what?
America gets what it deserves.
All right, so here's the thing.
Before I get to the actual DNC, which has just been, it's a roadshow production.
It's like an off-Broadway production of a not very good Broadway show, but we're all supposed to stand and cheer because they're singing fight song, or they're bringing forth Katy Perry, or whoever they're bringing forth tonight.
Who gives a flying?
Okay, but, Here's the thing.
There's some actual bad news for Kamala Harris.
I know, I know, we're not supposed to say it, because we're all in celebrate Kamala time.
I mean, sure, she has never done anything worthwhile her entire life.
Literally her entire life, she has not done anything worthwhile.
She was a short-lived DA before she started beating Willie Brown, who elevated her in California politics.
By getting her a job with the San Francisco DA, she promptly defenestrated her own boss and ran for that job.
And then I know we're not supposed to talk about the fact that she was a terrible attorney general of California.
She barely sneaked through a race with Steve Cooley because he blew it in the last days of the race.
And then she was elected senator in California in a race that had no Republicans in it because they changed the rules.
And then she failed in her first presidential nomination race because she's a terrible politician who actually is not particularly smart.
And she fell apart upon impact.
And then she was selected from the scrap heap of history because she was a black woman by Joe Biden.
And then she was an awful vice president.
But now we're supposed to believe that now is the time to celebrate Kamala for all of her lifelong achievements of failing up.
No one in American political history has failed up quite like Kamala Harris has failed up.
But there is some bad news in this celebratory moment for Kamala Harris.
In fact, there are actually four pieces of quite bad news for Kamala Harris in this supposedly celebratory moment.
Bad news number one, she is not winning big.
Now, with all of the media coverage of Kamala Harris, with the fact that again, 33 days of no questions, none, zero, zip, zilch.
The fact she has not defined any of her actual political positions.
The fact she's a complete cipher.
And the fact that the entire media have gone into spasms of orgasmic joy at the fact that Joe Biden is no longer the nominee.
Even with all of that, she is barely leading nationally.
Barely, barely, barely.
According to the Real Club Politics polling average, Kamala Harris is leading nationally by 1.5 points.
That is well within any margin of error.
The last several polls show her up anywhere from 3 to 4 points nationally.
Again, that is not a massive lead.
It isn't.
I mean, she's barely breaking 48% in a lot of these polls.
You would imagine with this kind of media coverage, she should be at like 54%, 55%.
She is not.
In the top battleground states, according to the RealClearPolitics polling average, she is within margin of error in Wisconsin.
She's up by just one.
Basically, they're dead even in Pennsylvania.
She's up a couple of points in Michigan.
She's dead even in Arizona.
She's behind in Nevada, North Carolina, and Georgia.
Every single one of those races is within two points, according to the Real Career Politics polling average.
So, the bad news for Kamala is if you have a month of days in which the coverage is like nothing I've ever seen, I mean truly, at least Barack Obama had talent.
She is a talentless hack, truly a talentless hack, spun into gold.
Like Rumpelstiltskin in the back room over here, spinning strong to goal.
That's what the media are doing.
And yet, and yet, she is not pulling away.
In fact, if you squint, you can see a slight pulling bump for Donald Trump in the last couple of days.
And that's despite the fact that Trump has not run a particularly disciplined campaign over the course of the last few weeks.
He is understaffed, he is underspending online, and still, she is not pulling away.
As Thomas Edsel of the New York Times writes, While Kamala Harris has pulled even with if not ahead of Trump in recent polling, Republican attacks on her have yet to reach full intensity.
The outcome remains very much up for grabs.
Bruce Kane, Stanford political scientist, said Trump is more erratic, impulsive, and self-interested than your average candidate, and is much bolder than most in testing the boundaries of what he can get away with.
In insider lingo, he is the guy who likes to put his toes right up to the chalk line between legal and illegal activity.
There's some evidence his bad traits are getting worse with old age.
The more serious problem is the lowering of institution and political safeguards, but the real thing here is that they are afraid he might win.
They are afraid that Trump might still win.
So again, this race is not over.
If you were to watch the media, the race is over already.
There's no reason to even play the rest of the ballgame.
And this could be a problem for Kamala Harris, because again, if there is a perception that she is going to win and win big, and the reality is that this race is dead even, that actually does not cut in her benefit.
So that's bad piece of news, number one.
It's a really not good piece of news for Kamala Harris.
Again, they swapped out a dead candidate for a live candidate, and the race is pretty much a toss-up at this point.
Again, by pretty much every statistical analysis, if you look at Nate Silver's rundown right now, the presidential election forecast suggests right now that Kamala Harris is slightly up nationally, but if you're talking about the electoral college probability, Nate Silver basically has it at 50%.
He says that Harris has like a 53% chance of being president, Trump has a 47% chance.
Not particularly statistically significant.
Meaning that right now the race is a dead heat.
That's bad piece of news number one.
So here's the thing, if people perceive that she's running away with the race and she actually isn't, that is not to her benefit.
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Bad piece of news number two.
So it now appears that RFK Jr.
is about to drop out of the race in favor of Donald Trump.
This is being reported by Mediaite.
RFK Jr.
is preparing to end his 2024 campaign and endorse Trump for president, sources have told Mediaite.
According to Mediaite, this week a series of signs began to point to the end of his quixotic independent bid for the presidency, which fared surprisingly well in the polls and threatened to siphon support from both Trump and Kamala Harris, though most saw the campaign as a particularly acute threat to the Republican ticket.
Campaign manager Amaryllis Kennedy addressed the chatter in an email to campaign staff.
She said, any path forward changes the outcome.
With calcified support on both sides of the aisle, this 10% of the electorate is the only molten force in the race.
She said, what I can tell you is this, Bobby has been in a period of deep discernment, so please hold tight until you hear directly from him.
He's supposed to give a big announcement on Friday.
He is in the same location as Donald Trump.
Again, speculation is that RFK Jr.
drops out of the race.
Now, again, if you look at that real clear politics polling average, what you see is that the share of the vote for Bobby Kennedy has dropped
fairly significantly over the course of the last few weeks. It went from somewhere like 12% to
somewhere in the 4 to 5% range.
4 to 5% is a lot of points in a very, very tight race.
According to Amy Walter, who is the editor in chief of Cook Political Report, which does poll analysis,
she She says this would be a big boost for Trump.
In Cook Political's Swing State Project survey, RFK voters in swing states are more likely to be Trump voters, 46%, than Harris voters, 26%.
She says that 1-2 point boost in a 1-2 point race is a pretty big deal.
So, that is bad news for Kamala Harris as well.
If RFK drops out, and if he endorses Trump, and then if he moves over, Have you spoken to him in the last 24 hours?
No, I haven't.
I haven't, but I respect him.
I've respected him for a long time.
I mean, I know where he's coming from and it's a little different philosophy.
He praises his his friends and he and he rips his foes.
Bad piece of news number two, the biggest third-party candidate in the race seems about to drop out and endorse Trump.
That's a bad piece of news for her.
Bad piece of news number three, remember that time that we were all supposed to pretend that the economy was soaring and doing amazingly well?
It is amazing how fast the media expect you to change your mind just to back whoever the Democratic candidate is.
So when Joe Biden was the candidate, you were all delusional.
The economy was doing amazeballs.
It was just great.
Then Kamala Harris became the candidate, and the economy is still amazeballs, but it can be even better with Kamala Harris, even though she's out there admitting how bad the inflation is.
Well now, the US job market has been reduced down significantly.
According to the Wall Street Journal, the U.S.
job market was much weaker than previously reported.
The job market from early 2023 through early this year was not nearly as hot as it seemed at the time, according to new government data suggested on Wednesday.
Compared with the still-official numbers, employers might have added 818,000 fewer jobs in the 12 months through March, according to the Labor Department.
That means the economy could have added around 178,000 jobs a month over that period, as opposed to the current estimate of 246,000 jobs a month.
Wednesday's report marked the first step of an annual process by which the Labor Department updates older payroll figures using state-by-state unemployment tax records that is more comprehensive but less timely than its monthly employer survey.
That is a preliminary estimate or revision that will be made to the official numbers in February.
That is a major downgrade to the perception of the employment market.
Now, this is also breaking in advance of the Federal Reserve preparing to lower the interest rates.
The idea here would be that the economy has slowed significantly more than was previously perceived, and that means they really need to blow more money into an economy that is currently running about 2.9% year-on-year inflation, which is still significantly higher than the 2% that the Federal Reserve typically seeks.
This is not good economic news for Kamala Harris.
And remember, Kamala-nomics is way worse than Bidenomics.
Commonomics is all the worst excesses of Bidenomics, but way more so.
So we're talking price controls.
We are talking, apparently, about taxes on unearned capital gains.
By the way, if you get unearned capital gains taxes, do I get to take unearned capital gains tax write-offs if the value of my company goes down?
Or if my stocks go down, how exactly does that work?
And why would that not incentivize me to run my business directly in the ground to take the tax write-off and then prorate that over the course of the next few years?
Absolute idiocy, economically speaking.
But of course, that's the name of the game in Commonwealth land.
Donald Trump says they were hiding the numbers, they were lying about the economy.
The Harris-Biden administration has been caught fraudulently manipulating job statistics to hide the true extent of the economic ruin that they've inflicted on America.
The new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics shows that the administration padded the numbers with an extra — listen to this one — 818,000 jobs that don't exist.
So they said they existed, and they never did exist.
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How bad is the Biden-Harris border policy? According to the New York Post,
the Biden-Harris administration has lost track of more than 320,000 migrant children who crossed
the border without their parents. Untold numbers of the children who were released into the U.S.
to qualified sponsors, which just means any adult pretty much, are now at risk of sex trafficking, forced labor, and other forms of exploitation, according to a Homeland Security Inspector General's report released on Monday.
As of May 2024, there are 291,000 migrant children who arrived in the U.S.
as unaccompanied minors who were set free and never given a date to appear in immigration court, meaning there is no way to track their whereabouts.
That is in addition to the 32,000 children ICE authorities released into the U.S.
with hearing dates, but who failed to show in court.
One federal whistleblower said she believes many of these vulnerable kids could already be in the hands of criminals and sex traffickers.
In fact, by the way, this is one of the ways that Criminals cross the border.
What they do is they bring a kid.
The kid is then released into the interior of the United States to some other adult.
And then the adult is processed and released as well.
And then the kid, in some cases, I was told this by Border Patrol, is shuttled back across the border to be used as another quasi-mule for the adult.
That is in some of these cases.
In some of these cases, the kid is just put into some form of labor, Slavery or whatever.
This is insane.
You want to talk about a human rights violation?
You want to talk about a human rights violation at scale by the Biden administration?
Releasing 320,000 minors into the United States with no adult supervision from a family member is patently crazy.
I have four kids.
If one of them got lost and ended up In the hands of sex traffickers, I would be in jail and rightly so.
The federal government, however, can release 320,000 children under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris into the interior of the United States with no familial relations.
And that apparently is totally- that's being humane.
That is apparently being absolutely, wonderfully humane.
Insane.
Again, according to Tara Rodas, who was recruited as a federal government employee to help the Department of Health and Human Services with an influx of migrant kids in 2021, believing she would be doing noble work, she said that she was shocked to find she was handing children to, quote, traffickers, members of transnational criminal organizations, bad actors, bad, bad people.
Sponsors do not have to be family members.
Their vetting process does not require that they meet with the HHS officials in person.
The vetting is typically done over the phone.
The vetting was stripped out of the process.
Well done, Kamala Harris.
Borders are Kamala Harris.
Now, Democrats are trying to re-spin this one.
They're trying to pretend that everything is just fine.
So, for example, Senator Chris Murphy, last night, from Connecticut, over at the DNC, he said that Kamala Harris is tough as nails on the border.
I have yet to hear a lie bigger than this one.
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For 20 years, Kamala Harris has been tough as nails when it comes to securing our border.
That is the biggest lie that you could possibly tell about Kamala Harris' border policy.
When she was a federal senator, she was very much against federal law that would have shut down sanctuary cities.
Kamala Harris has always been an open borders advocate.
This notion that she is some sort of hard right, closed borders advocate is nonsense.
It is sheer, provable nonsense.
That is fail number four for her.
So she has four big pieces of bad news.
She hasn't finished off Trump.
RFK is likely to endorse Trump.
Kamala Namik's is a giant fail.
And Kamala Harris's immigration policy is a giant fail.
And it turns out that Americans who still care about policy might care about their pocketbook and might care about the vast influx of at least 10 million illegal immigrants over the course of the Biden administration.
A policy that Kamala Harris would double down upon.
So what is the reality of the Democratic pitch?
And the reality of the Democratic pitch, I think, was put forward quite nicely by two figures in the Democratic Party.
One of them was Spike Lee.
So again, the celebrities are well represented at the DNC because it basically is just a celebrity confab with some politics attached.
Here was Spike Lee.
The reason you should elect Kamala Harris is because she has lady parts.
See, you're not supposed to pay any attention to her policy.
She has lady parts.
By the way, what is a woman?
They can't answer the question.
So that's piece number one.
Her personal story is the only thing that matters because this is the dating game.
And you're supposed to date your politicians.
You're not supposed to ask ever what they would do.
Because if you do ask what they would do, you might find out.
And this brings us to piece number two.
The Democrats must lie.
They must lie.
They must pretend to be a thing they are not, which is moderate.
They must do it.
Here was DNC Speaker Reverend Mark Thompson saying the quiet part out loud at one of these breakout caucuses.
This would be the black caucus where Mark Thompson says, guys, We're really, really radical, but if we can hide it for the next 70 days, we can get away with it.
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I mean, they're saying the quiet part out loud, that they can keep it hemmed in for just a little while longer, and then they can be as crazy as they want to be.
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So, in reality, this is a deeply, deeply radical party.
This party is more radical than any democratic party in American history.
By far, it is not close.
But they're going to simply drown the bad taste of the poison with a bunch of NutraSweet.
And so that means celebrity time at the DNC.
This brings us to night three of the DNC.
Night three of the DNC was a bunch of career liars.
Nancy Pelosi, Pete Buttigieg, Bill Clinton, and of course, Tim Walz, who is the most fake politician in modern American politics.
I didn't know the guy four weeks ago.
No one knew the guy four weeks ago.
And he has caught on like a bad case of gonorrhea.
So I suppose that we're supposed to vote for Kamala Harris?
Because her poetry is nightmarish.
Ooh, make me the Poet Laureate.
These people are... If I roll my eyes any harder, they will fall out of my gourd.
Well, if that wasn't good enough for you, they also brought out Kenan Thompson, who you'll remember from such wonderful shows as Nickelodeon and also SNL, right?
He was on Nick at night, right?
What was the name of that show?
The one with the kids?
All that.
Yeah, all that.
Keenan Thompson will always be all that to me.
From Nickelodeon.
And then he went to SNL.
And now he shows up carrying around their prop.
Again, they're like Gallagher with the watermelon.
They just can't let go of this prop.
They got this giant Project 2025 book that nobody's ever published in that size.
That they actually had made, I assume, for this convention.
And then they're just, like, toting this stupid thing around.
I mean, yeah, it's called the Federal Regulatory Books.
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You know how when you download an app and there are hundreds of pages there that you don't read, it's just the terms and conditions, and you just click agree, right?
Well, these are the terms and conditions of a second Trump presidency.
How many times am I going to slam this thing on the podium?
Can the podium take it?
Who knows?
It's a... Wow.
By the way, Kamala Harris has no policy positions.
So she just lies about them.
The only policy positions available at kamalaharris.com are Project 2025, which Trump legitimately has dissociated from so much so that Project 2025's head was basically defenestrated at the Heritage Foundation.
So yeah, that is their pitch.
But don't worry, they brought out the celebrity of all celebrities last night.
They're going deep into the well for this one, straight from her mansion on Maui where she owns the entire town of Hana.
The woman of the people, Oprah Winfrey, was brought forth Another black woman that the Democrats wish were the nominee.
They had Michelle Obama.
Now they have Oprah Winfrey.
And they're kind of, you know, tonight they're going to get Kamala Harris.
You know, she's there and she was vice president.
All right, I suppose.
So they brought out Oprah Winfrey.
We'll get to Oprah's Inspiring rhetoric in just one moment.
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Well, it wasn't just Amanda Gorman, the world's worst poet, or Kenan Thompson, straight from all that.
It was Oprah Winfrey.
Yes, she descended in her private jet from Maui, where again, she owns half the island, to talk about the fate of the peoples of Earth.
That was the important thing.
So Oprah, she was there to pour syrup on the absolute cyanide that is the Democratic Party platform.
And she talked about worshiping.
She talked about worshiping.
Here was Oprah Winfrey.
Why?
Just why?
This is my question, why?
Okay, I'm irritated by all the celebrity crap on both sides of the aisle.
I really am.
I've hated the State of the Union for years because I find it to be a worshipful spectacle of tyrannical demagoguery.
And that's what I'm seeing here.
I'm sorry, I don't give a s*** what Oprah Winfrey thinks about politics.
Why should I?
Seriously, why should I?
This woman is so much of an expert on politics that back in 1988, she wrote a literal letter to Donald Trump asking him to run for office.
And now she's back here talking about how he's a threat to democracy and all this kind of stuff.
I just, what qualifies her to say anything about policy other than the stuff that she knows?
And she doesn't know anything and she doesn't care about knowing anything.
And none of these people care about knowing anything.
Wait till she finds out that they want to tax her unachieved capital gains.
Wait until she finds out about that.
But here she was last night telling us all for the feels and the emotions.
If you do not have autonomy over this, over this, If you cannot control when and how you choose to bring your children into this world and how they are raised and supported, there is no American dream.
Okay, so can we just cut through the euphemism right there?
What Oprah is saying?
If you don't get to choose how your children come into the world, it's not about how, it's about whether I mean, that's pretty evil.
By the way, I love how she's like, oh yeah, and then you get to raise your kids.
Do we, though?
Because I feel like you and all your friends suggest that if I don't go along with your trash gender ideology, if I'm not willing to treat my kid at the behest of your insane radicalism, then you would remove my kid from my home.
That's exactly what Minnesota proposes, by the way.
Under Tim Walz, who spoke last night.
But don't worry, she's a celebrity, and we love celebrities here in America.
And then she talked about how she's a victim, Oprah Winfrey.
Which is weird, because, you know, if her story means anything, it means that you are able to overcome such unbelievable obstacles in the United States.
You mean when there's a fire, you try to save the people inside?
That's great, but I don't think that's what this election is about.
By the way, I'm not gonna take sitting down this entire Democratic nostrum that they care about every American as an individual, when literally the entire Kamala Harris campaign has been broken up by race, gender, and sexual orientation.
White gay dudes for Harris.
Black women for Harris.
Spare me.
Spare me.
Okay, we didn't even get to the politicians yet.
So, then they started trotting out the politicians.
Of course, they trotted out the radicals, like the Planned Parenthood president, because again, the high priestess of the Democratic Party is, of course, Alexis McGill-Johnson, who is the chief of Planned Parenthood, and who suggested that women, your future, and your bodies are on the line.
And the deep and abiding love that Democrats have for abortion, it's unsurpassed.
It's literally the thing they care about most, which is kind of telling and kind of frightening.
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Our bodies are on the ballot.
And come November 5th, we will decide this election.
Then they trotted out Nancy Pelosi to gaslight you some more.
So Nancy Pelosi explained how Democrats saved the democracy by stabbing Joe Biden directly in the face and then shoving his body off the back of the boat to the sharks.
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Let us not forget who assaulted democracy on January 6th.
He did!
Don't worry, they're a party of love.
But let us not forget who saved democracy that day.
Mike Pence was the Vice President of the United States who presided over the Senate.
Mitch McConnell was the Senate Majority Leader who presided over the certification of the vote.
It was Republican Secretaries of State in places like Georgia, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania who presided over a lot of this sort of stuff.
So yeah, it wasn't you.
You had nothing to do with it.
You were actually solely responsible for the failures of much of the Capitol Police at the time.
So there's that as well.
Then they tried out Pete Buttigieg, who was only on the main stage because he's Again, it is truly incredible how far you can go by being a poor mayor of a minor city in the United States, but also loving dudes.
It speaks to the beauty of America, the rich tapestry that is America.
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And then we got to the main speeches.
Okay, the main speeches.
Bill Clinton showed up.
I mean, let's be real about this.
That is a dude who really likes the ladies whether they like him or not.
And yet he's been hanging around the precincts of Jeffrey Epstein Island in the center of Democratic power for quite a while.
Not only that, but politically, he's awkward as well, because it turns out that when he was president of the United States, he was seeking that Clintonian third way.
He was famously co-opting Republican positions and then using them as his own.
Now, Kamala Harris is doing a little bit of that with things like stealing Trump's idea about no tax on tips and all the rest of this sort of stuff.
But Bill Clinton is awkward because Bill Clinton was kind of a blue dog Democrat.
Ain't no more blue dog Democrats.
They're endangered.
Again, Bill Clinton is like page A1 of the manual for Me Too.
And yet there he was, showing up last night.
So, Bill Clinton showed up.
He looks really old.
He looks really old.
But the nice thing is, because they defenestrated Joe Biden, he now gets to make old people jokes.
He gets to talk about how he is younger than Donald Trump.
This is a joke he couldn't have made five minutes ago when Joe Biden was the actual nominee.
But just remember, Joe Biden has already been killed and put off his body somewhere in California, hanging out at the beach on the other coast or something.
So, Bill Clinton did what, I will maintain this continues to be the funniest thing at the DNC.
The funniest thing at the DNC is all these people who participated in the ravenous cannibalism against Joe Biden, turning around and then proclaiming him a hero.
It is just wonderful.
It really is.
There's an ironic deliciousness to the whole procedure.
They found the fattest guy on the lifeboat, they carved him up and they ate him, and then
they praised him for his self-sacrifice.
It's just amazing.
Here's Bill Clinton declaring Joe Biden, George Washington, and Cincinnati's all wrapped into
one.
Meanwhile, at least wipe the blood off your shirt first, my dude.
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We were in the middle of a pandemic and an economic crash.
He healed our sick and put the rest of us back to work.
Now, one of the most amusing things, also, about this convention, is that Kamala Harris' career apparently ended when she was a state-level prosecutor.
We never hear anything about what she did when she was senator, and we never hear about her vice presidency.
Ever.
At all.
Because she's a terrible senator, and she's an awful vice president.
The worst vice president in American history.
So we never hear about that.
Like, her career apparently was, she was at McDonald's and then she was a hard-charging prosecutor.
That's what we know about Kamala Harris.
Oh yeah, and she had a wonderful romance with the dude who shook the nanny.
Those are the things we know.
And she loves to cook.
And dance.
And is filled with joy.
These are things we know.
So much joy.
So here was Bill Clinton talking about how Kamala Harris once worked at McDonald's.
Well, whoop-dee-congratulations.
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When she was young, she worked at McDonald's.
And she greeted every person with that thousand watt smile and said, how can I help you?
She's at the pinnacle of power and she's still asking, how can I help you?
So after they shuffled off that old man off the stage, that's when they brought out the fakest person in America, Tim Walz.
Now there was one genuine moment, and that's when his son was in the audience, apparently has an anxiety disorder, and he's got ADHD, and he's got some...
Some possible autism, something like that.
He started crying and pointing at the stage and saying, that's my dad, which is a nice thing.
I mean, you like to see when kids are really loyal to their parents.
I like that.
Otherwise, Tim Walz is an awful communist.
It's amazing.
He's a pathological liar.
He spends his entire career being a liar.
But he has what Axios calls an aw shucks force field.
Again, that human centipede working overtime.
The excretions are massive and so is the intake.
So according to Axios, Democrats are banking on Governor Walz's affable everyman personality to shield against GOP attacks and even blowback about his own mistruths and exaggeration.
Affable, authentic, that is Tim Walz.
By affable and authentic, this is the part that I hate.
I cannot stand.
I cannot stand it.
When someone gives a truly awful performance in a movie and everybody's like, that person was great.
I can't deal with it.
It makes me insane.
Tim Walz is a bad actor.
He's bad at this.
He walks out and he's waving his arms like a crazy person.
As I've said before, every time he enters a stage, he's like Chris Farley from 1996 on Letterman.
Like runs out there, he's waving his arms all crazy.
And this, and this, and this.
And it's all just way too much.
It's way too much.
He's chewing the scenery like Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman.
I mean, he's like all over the damn place.
Tim Walz is a radical.
His curriculum in Minnesota, As governor, they adopted an ethnic studies curriculum for all students in which kids are taught about racial capitalism and how minorities suffer under European beauty standards.
Also, he traveled 30 times to China and praised Chinese communism as a system where everyone shares.
And if you thought that that was just a long time ago, like eight weeks ago, he said on a call that socialism is just neighborliness.
So that wasn't even eight weeks ago, that was like three weeks ago.
And we're all supposed to pretend that he's just, you know, he's a nice every dad.
That's his thing.
He's an every dad.
He's so great.
Now, Tim Walz, who is up in everybody's biznash, on like every level.
Again, there's only one area where Tim Walz is not up in your biznash, apparently, and that, of course, is when it comes to who you have sex with.
Now, and this is a straw man, no one cares who you, as a consenting adult, have sex with.
People might care religiously, they might think that you're sinning.
I'm unaware of any major politician in America who has called for making illegal sexual activity consenting between adults.
I'm not, like, I'm not aware of anybody who's done that, local, state, or federal.
It just, that does not exist in the United States.
So this is a complete strawman fallacy.
That is a different question as to whether you ought to receive state benefits for your sexual predilections, which seems like it should have something to do with, you know, having kids and generating family units that are the building blocks of a functional society.
That's a completely separate question.
But Tim Walz's entire shtick is mind your own damn business.
This dude set up a snitch line in Minnesota, a snitch line for those who weren't properly abiding by COVID rules.
But by the way, look how that has extended from, we don't care who you have sex with, to, you should be allowed to kill your baby.
And this is one of the great lies in American judicial history, was the attempt to swivel abortion into a quote-unquote right to privacy.
And nothing to do with privacy.
That's either an independent human in there or it ain't.
That is either another human being in there or it's not.
No one cares about your right to remove your spleen.
No one.
So it's a lie, but it's okay.
That's the lie that they like to tell.
And then Tim Walz says Republicans don't want you to be free, which is weird because the kind of freedom that they experience in Minnesota is apparently free vasectomies and abortions.
Also, your business might be burned down tomorrow and somebody might snitch on you on COVID and your kid might be taken away if you refuse to treat them.
I want to know why your quarterback seems to have suffered multiple concussions since she can't say a sentence.
I want to know who the actual offensive coordinator is because she clearly ain't calling her own plays.
I'd like to know why we are all expected to be the offensive linemen for a presidential candidate.
Like, why is that?
Are we all her servants?
Like, how does this work, precisely?
Why isn't she our servant?
She's the public servant.
Correct?
Coach Walls.
Again, Coach Walls.
He hasn't coached football for like 20 years.
What are you talking about, Coach Walz?
I swear, all these Democrats, it's like their resume ended when they were 18 years old.
And then we're supposed to ignore what they did.
And of course, that's the whole game.
You are supposed to ignore what they did.
You're supposed to ignore everything about them.
You're not supposed to pay attention to their policies, the things they actually want to do.
You're supposed to instead just think of nice Coach Walz from the high school.
You're supposed to think of Mamala Harris in the kitchen, smothering up a turkey with salt and pepper.
Don't be an idiot.
Vote based on who is going to exercise power and what they're going to do with that power, because I promise you, Coach Walls, Coach Walls is not going to be your high school football coach, but he is going to be shaping your China policy.
Kamala Harris is not going to be your mama-la.
And if you're seeking a mama-la, honestly, get therapy.
Seek help now.
She's going to be the person who's running the American economy into the ground and setting the world on fire, just like her boss, Joe Biden, who's out moldering somewhere in the California sun.
All right, coming up, We'll get to the other side of the aisle, where Donald Trump has been campaigning and doing some interesting things, actually.
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