Nov. 2, 2022 - Brother Nathanael
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| How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? | |
| None. The Shabbos goy does it. | |
| How many Jews does it take to pursue a neck injury? | |
| Tons! Billboards upon billboards upon billboards tell the Jewish shakedown story. | |
| And why not? They go and prefer a good Jewish lawyer. | |
| They know Jews are good at shaking down others for guilt. | |
| Jews are good at a lot of things. | |
| They excel in every profession. | |
| They're doctors, they're lawyers, CPAs, CEOs, and some are even heads of big tech. | |
| Take Susan Waschitzky. | |
| She's a Jew who rose to Google fame on the kosher agency of her papa, Stanley Waschitzky. | |
| Stanley was a professor of physics at Stanford where he reportedly did research for the CIA, a subsidiary of Israel's intel agency, the Mossad. | |
| Google, owner of YouTube, finally showed its kosher credentials when it kicked! | |
| Bran and Page under the bus and created its parent company, Alphabet, in Israel, properly known as Alphabet. | |
| It didn't hurt Susie either that her sister Ann married Sergey Brin. | |
| It's a family affair, you see, if you wish to solve the riddle of ordinary Yiddle success. | |
| You've got to have the right connections. | |
| And no tribe is totally connected up like the Yids. | |
| Take Facebook. | |
| A teenage Jewish boy named Mark Zuckerberg got into programming. | |
| His Jewish family finagled him into Harvard, where he met Tuscan Moskowitz. | |
| He was a fellow Yid who reportedly got some Jewish funding to launch FaceMash, which morphed into Facebook. | |
| In other words, you've got to belong to the right synagogue, and every synagogue is the right one if you want to succeed in programming. | |
| I recall a B'nai B'rith Brach that my father took me to after Shabbos school. | |
| The mayor of the city of Goy was the chief speaker. | |
| All he could talk about was how Israel was a great idea and that even though most Jews couldn't move there, it was a haven for Holocaust refugees and a special ally of American democracy and all that crap. | |
| Bernie Goldman, a big mocker at the synagogue, then took the podium. | |
| He announced he was heading up the mayor's campaign for governor and that he would be good for the Jews. | |
| Everyone nodded that he would be good for the Jews and got out their wallets and checkbooks. | |
| In other words, even a goy, a good for the Jews goy, can cash in on the riddle of Jewish success. | |
| One guy, a lifer in the Senate, though, made a big boo-boo. | |
| Senator Charles Percy felt that as head of the Foreign Affairs Committee that the Palestinians finally deserved a fair shake. | |
| Boy, was he mistaken! | |
| The Jews propped up a good for the Jews' guy, a Democrat named Paul Simon. | |
| The Jews plopped the bow tie on the goyim and gave him real good press. | |
| He got kosher coaching too! | |
| The Jews told Simon to call Percy a sleazeball who lied to the people of Illinois and was running a crude campaign that took advantage of his constituents. | |
| The goyim just ate it up and voila, Simon replaces Percy as senator. | |
| The trick is to get the right backing. | |
| Here's a riddle for you. How many Jews does it take to shape U.S. policy? | |
| One. I'm talking about Victoria Noodleman. | |
| Single-handedly, this plump and pudgy Jew at state has convinced the entire U.S. population that Russia is America's arch enemy and Ukraine is America's second best friend. | |
| No more nutcrackers sweet at the Metropolitan Opera. | |
| No more Tolstoy required reading in high school. | |
| Just a lot of Ukraine flags on every Goy's front lawn. | |
| Forget the fact that most Goy's can't find Ukraine on the map. | |
| That don't matter. | |
| The riddle of the story is that Jews in high places, the press, the internet, finance, law, I mean everywhere you go, have hijacked the American system. | |
| They push Black Lives Matter like they're the greatest thing since black beans. | |
| But if a schwarze gets out of line, then every fashion company, every talent agency, every bank, every footwear company, even gentile ones, every celebrity, shiksa ones too, will blackball, no pun intended, that anti-Semite schwarze. | |
| It's yet another riddle of Jewish success. |
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