We've just about beaten COVID. The pandemic is on the near verge of coming to an end.
Delta and Omicron and the not entirely ending variants forever thereafter will be blessed by the boundless boosters.
We can be somewhere in the ballpark of becoming somewhat nearly normal again.
Like a breath of stagnant, stale air, Rachel Levine will come on CNN with Wolf Blitzer's split screen and declare that regular life is closely in the vicinity of being just about a touch transcultural again.
Kids can go back to school, she, I mean he, Rachel Levine, will flap, and children will have a chance, without double masks, to choose what gender they wanna be.
Moms and dads will breathe sighs of relief that, at last, Life as they once griped about is for all intents and purposes somewhere within sight.
Girls can be boys and boys can be girls once again.
And this time COVID won't get in the way since every child will be boosted by blood hemorrhaging mRNAs.
Soon, Jacob Tapper of Jew Run CNN will get Merrick Garland on his show.
Garland will reveal that his Jewish son-in-law, Zan Tanner, is pleased to see every child back in school to learn how hateful white people can be.
We're coming round to the norm.
Jakey boy will beguile, while Merrick forces his perpetual scowl into a hyped-up smile.
Now that boosters are here to stay, Jake will slobber away.
We can effectively defeat white supremacy.
Yes, Merrick will agree.
Getting back to normal means more cash for Zan and me as he sells his curriculum of CRT. What a relief.
Norvalden is so warm and fuzzy.
Chuckie Schumer will be interviewed by Andrea Mitchell, two Jews humping the news, and proclaim how China must be bombed now that COVID has been more than fairly, slightly marginally attacked.
The China threat is everywhere, Chucky will declare, while his Wall Street Jewish buddies keep sending our manufacturing hair.
That's a whole bunch of normalcy.
India will complain about Russia aggressing on Ukraine, and Chucky will say Ukraine's border integrity must remain.
Meanwhile, every race, greed, thug, and virus-carrying mug pours across our borders while Homeland Security's Jewish chief, Alejandro Mayorkas, says we're an immigrant country where everyone's welcome to our shores.
But those immigrants, in our founding days, worked like busy bees.
The illegals today get everything free.
It's the reason for the season the White House will feature a hanakaka bush and throw into some corner a holiday tree.
Kama and Jewy hubby Dagi will spout hanakaka speeches fraught with all the bounties the Jewy people have brought.
Trannyism, same-sex copulation, and a whole host of illegal immigration.
We're within an inch or a foot and a half of day-to-day associations for all intents and state-sanctioned purposes becoming, in some round numbers, give or take a few small leaps.
Normal again.
Big tech could open up and you can have your spate of repartee, as long as it's not fact-filled hate.
Used to be hitting someone caused them harm.
Now your words set off a crime alarm.
Susan Wischitzke of YouTube, Jew that she is, will set up a whole new Terms of Service schmear.
All hate speech that offends our community's ears, she'll sneer, is speech we Jews just hate to hear.
And with the COVID distraction in some mitigated fashion, proffering no sizable interference, the Anti-Defamation League will make a full-on appearance.
Tucker must go. The thought-policing mouth of Jonathan Greenblatt will splat.
He's too white and his audience ripe to vilify Jews for pernicious influence.
Jewish frequency oscillates ceaselessly.
The more things change, the more Jewish raising stays the same.
Aren't you glad things will be nearly normal again?