Aug. 1, 2019 - Brother Nathanael
05:06
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| Hey everyone, I've got a brand new meme. | |
| We'll call it the Epstein meme, as in Jeffrey Epstein, the sex offender. | |
| In other words, he Epstein all those girls. | |
| Now, if any Jew or even a Gentile commits a sex crime, we can say they pulled an Epstein. | |
| Jewish sex purrs aren't hard to find. | |
| They're in the news every day and suddenly disappear. | |
| So here's a refresher course using our trendy new meme. | |
| There's Woody Allen, accused of luring his seven-year-old stepdaughter Dylan into the attic to play with trains. | |
| And while lying on her belly, molested her private parts from the rear with his probing hands. | |
| Looks like Woody did a really sick Epstein. | |
| Remember Harvey Weinstein, the Jewish movie mogul? | |
| Accused of exploiting actresses for movie roles, Weinstein faces charges of rape, oral sex, casting couch hiring, and masturbating while fondling aspiring starlet's breasts. | |
| We can easily say Weinstein pulled off an exceptionally debauched Epstein. | |
| Then there's Anthony Weiner. | |
| He Epsteins several underage girls with his sex texting. | |
| And on the shameless side of things, there's James Levine of New York Metropolitan Opera fame, accused of lusting teenage boys. | |
| One describing incidents of Levine masturbating in front of him and kissing the boy's penis. | |
| Let's call Levine's performance an Epstein Symphony in Boy Minor. | |
| I've got a closet Epstein, too. | |
| Straight from the pits and the likes of Alan Dershowitz. | |
| Allen said he got a massage at Epstein's mansion in Palm Beach, but let him say it. | |
| I kept my underwear on during the massage. | |
| I don't like massages particularly. | |
| But a fresh lawsuit, vowed in April, by Virginia Roberts Jeffries suggests his underwear was off in a more sordid setting, with a plaintiff accusing Dershowitz of having sex with her at Epstein's erection when she was his teenage sex slave. | |
| Dersh keeps trying to pull his skivvies back on. | |
| Here now to respond is Harvard Law Professor Emeritus and author of the introduction of the published version of the Mother Report, Alan Dershowitz. | |
| Professor, good to see you tonight. | |
| Why not fight this out in court in an effort to clear your name? | |
| Well, I am going to. | |
| But before he does, he'll screech it out on every TV show to take the case and get the Jew-owned press to plead his creed. | |
| He's one of their own, you know. | |
| The same woman who accused me accused Bill Clinton and Al Gore and Tipa Gore of being on Jeffrey Epstein's island and the reports of the Secret Service. | |
| Well, Bill Clinton didn't go to the island, right? | |
| Yeah, Alan, Bill Clinton didn't. | |
| No, no, he was never on the island. But he never went on the island. | |
| He was never there ever. No, he was never there. | |
| He issued a statement the other day saying he was never on the island, and Secret Service records confirmed that he was never on the island. | |
| There was discrepancies, though, Alan. Wait, wait. | |
| There was discrepancies on other matters with Bill Clinton. | |
| He said he was only on, like, two flights, turns out, or four. | |
| It turns out there were six. I mean, he said Secret Service was always with him. | |
| It turns out they weren't always with him when he was on Epstein's plane. | |
| Well, let's talk about it. I wouldn't throw yourself in with Bill Clinton on this. | |
| Necessarily. Let's talk about Al Gore. | |
| There's an old lawyer saying... | |
| When the laws on your side, argue the law. | |
| When the facts are on your side, argue the facts. | |
| When neither are on your side, make ad hominem attacks. | |
| And when caught with your skivvies down, just change the subject. | |
| Or change the faces. | |
| Dershowitz says that Geoffrey confuses him with another Jew. | |
| Nathan Meervold, former Microsoft exec, And regular dinner guests at Epstein's Manhattan Matchin' because, Durs says, they look alike. | |
| They could be identical twins. | |
| I mean, we're either a bunch of suckers or taken in by Talmudic spin. | |
| Well, they're both Jewish, so in Dursha Bitches' legal sleaze, that's all you need for twin cloning. | |
| But I'm looking for an Epstein here. | |
| If the feds can cough up Epstein's hidden camera shots and eyewitnesses, that is, if they're not spooked beforehand by Mossad agents, then we've got another Epstein mean in Dershowitz right here in River City. |
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