Oct. 18, 2024 - The Benny Show - Benny Johnson
01:18:07
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Hey, Brooke. | |
| Hey, guys. | ||
| Yeah, that's right. | ||
| Former President Donald Trump nailing his address at the 79th Annual Al Smith Dinner in New York City. | ||
| Trump attending the event alongside his wife, former First Lady Melania Trump, and he made plenty of jokes during his speech. | ||
| If you really wanted Vice President Harris to accept your invitation, I guess you should have told her the funds were going to bail out the looters and rioters in Minneapolis, and she would have been here guaranteed. | ||
| The last Democrat. | ||
| Not to attend this important event was Walter Mondale, and it did not go very well for him. | ||
| He lost 49 states. | ||
| He was expected to do well, and it didn't work out. | ||
| It shows you there is a God. | ||
| I mean, for those people that are questioning, it's really a pleasure anywhere in New York without a subpoena for my appearance. | ||
| Anytime I don't get a subpoena, I'm very happy. | ||
| Tradition holds that I'm supposed to tell a few self-deprecating jokes this evening. | ||
| So here it goes. | ||
| Nope. | ||
| I've got nothing. | ||
| I've got nothing. | ||
| I guess I just don't see the point of taking shots at myself when other people have been shooting at me for a hell of a long time. | ||
| It's been a tradition for both presidential candidates to attend the dinner and lightheartedly roast each other since 1960. | ||
| But Vice President Kamala Harris is the first presidential candidate since 1984 to be invited and then not attend the event. | ||
| She instead held events in the battleground state of Wisconsin. | ||
| Host Jim Gaffigan calling out both Harris and President Biden for skipping the bipartisan charity event. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| President Biden couldn't be here tonight. | ||
| The DNC made sure of that. | ||
| I'm sorry, why is Vice President Harris not here? | ||
|
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I mean, consider this. | |
| This is a room full of Catholics and Jews in New York City. | ||
| This is a layup for the Democratic nominee. | ||
| I mean, in her defense, I mean, she did find time to appear on The View, Howard Stern, Colbert, and the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast. | ||
| Harris did send a pre-recorded skit with Molly Shannon. | ||
| Watch. | ||
| Oh, Mary Catherine, it's very important to always remember you should never let anyone tell you who you are. | ||
| You tell them who you are. | ||
|
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Haters going to hate, hate, hate. | |
| Shake it off. | ||
| Shake it off. | ||
| Good for you, Mary Catherine. | ||
|
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They're ready. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay. | ||
| And also remember one more thing. | ||
| Don't worry if you make a mistake because Catholic people are very forgiving. | ||
| Yeah, and also one last thing I want to tell you. | ||
| Don't forget to say, Superstar! | ||
| Thank you, Mary Catherine. | ||
| A new Fox News poll shows Trump's net favorability among voters has risen since last month while Harris's is falling. | ||
| Next week, Harris will join the Obamas on the campaign trail for events in battleground states Georgia and Michigan during early voting. | ||
| Guys. | ||
|
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And they also called me. | |
| Skidmark. | ||
| Nipple hair. | ||
| Lame. | ||
|
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Loser. | |
| Hey, Lesbo. | ||
| Did I say Lesbo? | ||
| Dog face. | ||
| Penty stain. | ||
|
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Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue and everything that... | |
| You say to me, bounces off of me and sticks to you. | ||
| I'm not a slut! | ||
|
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I'm not a slut! | |
| That's good, Jerry! | ||
| That's good, Jerry! | ||
|
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Jerry! | |
| That was great. | ||
| I've never actually seen that movie. | ||
| It's called Superstar, right? | ||
| I've never actually seen that movie. | ||
| And I am here to deliver some... | ||
| Very chilling news for you, ladies and gentlemen, this morning. | ||
| Donald Trump is wanted for murder because he killed last night at the Al Smith dinner. | ||
| Coward Kamala Harris ran away, sent in a cringe video that is being roasted, and Kamala got destroyed by A-list comedian Jim Gaffigan, a guy who hosts the Emmys and the Oscars. | ||
| This dude straight up committed... | ||
| Homicide against the DNC. | ||
| And all last night, all last night, the room filled with NFL owners, billionaires, alpha males, religious leaders were laughing their asses off at Donald Trump roasting and destroying Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, calling every man who votes for Kamala Harris a cuck. | ||
| It's real! | ||
| It's real! | ||
| Can you feel that energy? | ||
| Man, we are back, baby. | ||
| We are so back. | ||
| Boys, we are so back. | ||
| Being a low-T beta male cuck is not cool. | ||
| Never has been, actually. | ||
| But the psyops are over now, bitch. | ||
| Today is Friday, October 18th, 2024. | ||
| Can you tell we are excited? | ||
| Donald Trump gives hysterical speech at Al Smith's dinner. | ||
| Elon Musk campaigns in Pennsylvania. | ||
| Terrence Williams joins the show. | ||
| Such a good comedian. | ||
| We're going to get Terrence Williams' take on this Donald Trump comedy genius. | ||
| This is comedy genius. | ||
| This is what it is. | ||
| It's pure, comedic, timing, and genius, and roasting of your opponent. | ||
| And Kamala wasn't even there. | ||
| And it's like, because Kamala was not there, Trump took the opportunity to go in. | ||
| And let's go in today. | ||
| My name is Benny Johnson, and this is The Benny Show. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All the headlines this morning are that Donald Trump killed. | ||
| That Donald Trump was able... | ||
| To just deliver sort of the coup de grace of the campaign last night. | ||
| To show who's actually in control. | ||
| I have an image to show you. | ||
| We are going to show you some of the best clips of Donald Trump last night rolling. | ||
| But this is all you need to see, really. | ||
| This is it. | ||
| Look at the expressions. | ||
| You got Trump hand bone. | ||
| He's the hand bone! | ||
| You got Trump hand bone in it. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Trump's... | ||
| You see his hand? | ||
| Ooh, I'm Kamala Harris. | ||
| You know exactly what Donald Trump's doing. | ||
| Ooh, I'm the fake news. | ||
| You know exactly the line that Trump's delivered. | ||
| You can hear it. | ||
| You can hear it in your ear. | ||
| You know this line. | ||
| And then look at Schumer. | ||
| Schumer's the stand-in for coward Kamala Harris. | ||
| We call her communist Kamala Harris, but now we call her coward Kamala Harris. | ||
| Look at the expression on Schumer's face. | ||
| Look at the expression. | ||
| Look at the twisted, gnarled, Sneering, absolute, beclowned, low-energy expression on Chuck Schumer's face right there. | ||
| Can we get in closer? | ||
| Show me that, man. | ||
| Show me that, man. | ||
| This is the absolute state of the modern Democratic Party. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| This is the absolute state. | ||
| Four or five glasses of cheap red wine in, just glaring ahead. | ||
| The joy! | ||
| The joy is gone! | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Chuck Schumer getting destroyed last night to his face. | ||
| We actually have a good one of Donald Trump roasting Chuck Schumer. | ||
| Let's jump to that. | ||
| Donald Trump on Chuck Schumer. | ||
| ALX, you go ahead and call out the clip. | ||
| There it is. | ||
| Clip M. This is so good. | ||
| Since we're just going to talk about it, let's go in. | ||
| Here's Chuck Schumer. | ||
| We had so many highlights to play for you last night. | ||
| Here's Donald Trump. | ||
| Since Kamala Harris is too big of a flipping coward to show up. | ||
| It's for charity, right? | ||
| Like, it's for charity. | ||
| You can't show up and, like, accept a couple of jokes. | ||
| How embarrassing are these people? | ||
| Well, it's worse than you could possibly imagine. | ||
| Wait till we show you what Kamala Harris decided to play last night instead. | ||
| Wait till you see what the team of Kamala Harris decided to send in last night. | ||
| For their clip to try and convince people to vote for her. | ||
| What Kamala Harris did last night is actually a crime. | ||
| Kamala Harris should be indicted. | ||
| It should be a crime in 49 states, except for Las Vegas, what Kamala Harris did to comedy last night. | ||
| Kamala Harris should go to prison for the video that she sent in. | ||
| What is the crime, you ask? | ||
| A crime against humor itself, against satire, and against culture. | ||
| Donald Trump is culture. | ||
| Donald Trump, imagine doing something like this. | ||
| Imagine you have a man right here, Chuck Schumer, who's called Donald Trump a racist, an insurrectionist, said that Donald Trump incited an erection in his own pants. | ||
| That's what Chuck Schumer said. | ||
| I have the clip. | ||
| We have the clip. | ||
| I doubt it's loaded. | ||
| It should be permaloded, actually. | ||
| Chuck Schumer is somebody who's done everything he possibly can to put Donald Trump in prison. | ||
| He hasn't lifted a single word of protest. | ||
| As Donald Trump is charged with 400 years of federal crimes and state crimes, and he's from New York, right? | ||
| So you'd think Chuck Schumer would have a say in any of this. | ||
| Many of the crimes that Donald Trump has been charged with were from New York itself, from the party that Chuck Schumer runs. | ||
| So this is the face of the man who has wanted to bankrupt, imprison, and give the death sentence politically to President Trump, okay? | ||
| This is the man who's done everything in his power. | ||
| Everything in his power. | ||
| He's a very powerful guy. | ||
| He's in charge of the Senate. | ||
| Very powerful guy to end Donald Trump. | ||
| And he would love nothing more than to see Donald Trump behind bars and his family bankrupted and in bread lines. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| Here's how Donald Trump treats him. | ||
| I want to show you the difference. | ||
| I want to show you the difference in the twisted Rotted, decrepit worldview that Chuck Schumer represents. | ||
| Vengeful and evil. | ||
| And then, can we move on over to Trump real fast? | ||
| And in this, our worldview. | ||
| The worldview of the Alpha Chad. | ||
| Who's just a... | ||
| No other way to describe it. | ||
| Just like a meme lord. | ||
| Shit poster. | ||
| Who wants to have a good time. | ||
| It wants to break some balls and save the country while we're at it. | ||
| You've never seen it like this. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Donald Trump on Chuck Schumer. | ||
| Chuck Schumer is here looking very glum. | ||
| But look on the bright side, Chuck, considering how woke your party has become. | ||
| If Kamala loses, you still have a chance to become the first woman president. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| And I actually said, do you mind if I do that? | ||
| And he said, no, you gotta do what you gotta do. | ||
| He's a pro. | ||
| He's a professional. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Oh, yeah. | |
| What kind of energy does it take to stand there and stare down the barrel of the people that want to put you in jail? | ||
| That want to lock you in prison and destroy your family? | ||
| Not for anything that you did, but simply for standing against them and their power. | ||
| And then to roast them and say that Chuck Schumer can become the first woman president. | ||
| Oh, baby. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, it's just great. | ||
| It's why, just a real poll break, just a really quick poll break here. | ||
| It's why President Trump is just dominating in the polls right now. | ||
| It's why President Trump, and we just toss up like the roll through. | ||
| This is the energy. | ||
| That everyone goes, why is it? | ||
| Why is it that Donald Trump is leading in the polls? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Because of that energy. | ||
| That's the energy of the American nation that I grew up in. | ||
| You overcome the obstacles. | ||
| You fight back. | ||
| You fight, fight, fight. | ||
| You get shot. | ||
| You get up. | ||
| And Donald Trump represents this. | ||
| President Trump is now leading in national polls. | ||
| There are like dozens of them. | ||
| That President Trump is leading in, meaning Donald Trump is on his way to winning the popular vote. | ||
| Dude, Nate Silver flipped his model yesterday, saying, nope, now Donald Trump's the favorite. | ||
| Sorry. | ||
| Sorry! | ||
| Can't stop it anymore. | ||
| Donald Trump is now the favorite to win. | ||
| Real clear politics. | ||
| Battleground states. | ||
| Boys, we are so bad. | ||
| Look at the directionality of the Kamala campaign arc. | ||
| Look at it. | ||
| This is like Kamala's performance last night. | ||
| Chuck Schumer. | ||
| This is like Chuck Schumer without Donald Trump, right? | ||
| Very much not inciting an erection. | ||
| Zoom in on the Kamala Harris trendlines here. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| It's like an ED commercial. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, this is a total and complete embarrassment. | ||
| The roasting of Kamala Harris is at hand. | ||
| Donald Trump got right up from this speech and went on Fox and Friends, Fox and Friends talking about Kamala skipping the Al Smith dinner and what a true and proper embarrassment this is. | ||
| Go. | ||
| So he can't go to court, so that's okay, but he's allowed to be president. | ||
| So there's something wrong with our country when that happens. | ||
| But I thought last night's evening, I think it was terrible that she missed it because it's only been one person missed it in many years, and that's Walter Mondale. | ||
| He lost 49 to 1. But let me ask you, why do you think she missed it? | ||
| God was not with her. | ||
| Mr. President, why do you think she missed it? | ||
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There's a lot of theories. | |
| Okay, I think that she's not competent. | ||
| I don't want to say this kind of stuff, but we can't live with this. | ||
| We're not going to be able to live with this. | ||
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So you don't think she's funny? | |
| I don't think she's funny. | ||
| Look, her staff, she's got 5% of her staff stayed with her, 95% quit. | ||
| If that happened to me, I'd be front page of every... | ||
| Nobody likes her, nobody wants to be with her. | ||
| And I always say this, I don't like even saying it, but we can't have her as a president. | ||
| She's a Marxist. | ||
| We're not ready for a Marxist. | ||
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Do you agree with that, Angela? | |
| I do agree with you. | ||
| Either today or tomorrow, you're going to McDonald's. | ||
| You're going to be working the fryer. | ||
| Are you going to wear the paper hat? | ||
| I'm going to do everything. | ||
| I'll tell you what. | ||
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You're going to do it. | |
| A friend of mine owns McDonald's someplace. | ||
| Oh, I'm going. | ||
| Because she lied. | ||
| You don't think she ever worked at McDonald's? | ||
| I know she did. | ||
| We checked it out. | ||
| Unless somebody comes up with something. | ||
| We checked it out. | ||
| They said she never worked here. | ||
| She even picked the store. | ||
| We went to the manager. | ||
| The manager's been there forever. | ||
| Do you remember her? | ||
| No, she never worked here. | ||
| They know. | ||
| So will you wear the paper hat? | ||
| And you know who else I'm talking about? | ||
| The press. | ||
| If I said I worked at McDonald's and it turned out not to be true, this would be the front page of that stupid New York Times, the worst paper. | ||
| It is the worst rag. | ||
| The New York Times is the worst. | ||
| They would have me front page for months. | ||
| No, but I can't get any. | ||
| That's why I have to do it myself. | ||
| That's what I'm doing. | ||
| So you're going to get trained and you're going to make French fries? | ||
| Well, I don't know how much the training will be. | ||
| Not too much salt. | ||
| Not going to be. | ||
| Oh. | ||
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Just a little about that much. | |
| I love that salt. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So President Trump is back in action as of this morning. | ||
| And we apologize, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Had to organize. | ||
| Boys, how does it sound right now? | ||
| Just want to check in. | ||
| Just want to do a quick check in. | ||
| Just let me know in the chat. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We apologize. | ||
| We've had a slight glitch in our mics. | ||
| You know, it happens when you're live and you're live. | ||
| Last night, Donald Trump was live. | ||
| And so here we go. | ||
| Back on. | ||
| Back on. | ||
| Back on to the Trump clips from last night. | ||
| That was Donald Trump in the Fox and Friends studio this morning talking about how he's going to go work the fryer. | ||
| The dude has no quit. | ||
| The dude is an absolute grinder. | ||
| How do you do it? | ||
| How does he do it? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| President Trump roasting Kamala Harris last night. | ||
| I don't know how you get worse than this. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Donald Trump on Kamala Harris' mental incapacity. | ||
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Go. | |
| The fact is... | ||
| We need new leadership in this country. | ||
| Right now we have someone in the White House who can barely talk, barely put together two coherent sentences, who seems to have mental faculties of a child, it's sad. | ||
| There's a person that has nothing going, no intelligence whatsoever, but enough about Kamala Harris. | ||
| Let's get on to something. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Apparently, according to Jack Posobiec, this morning Kamala Harris tried to watch this speech and couldn't make it through lines like that and lines about her husband. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| White dudes for Harris. | ||
| Donald Trump straight up calling all of them cucks. | ||
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Go. | |
| There's a group called White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Have you seen this? | ||
| White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Anybody know? | ||
| Are some of you here? | ||
| White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Doesn't sound like it. | ||
| But I'm not worried about them at all because... | ||
| Their wives and their wives' lovers are all voting for me. | ||
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Every one of those people is voting for me. | |
| Donald Trump speaking to a room of alpha males, talking to a room of men that own NFL teams, that are billionaires, that are wildly successful, the kind of archetype men that many Many men want to be in their lives. | ||
| Donald Trump speaking with them and having them roar with laughter when he goes, you vote for Kamala, you're a cuck! | ||
| To the ladies watching, I cannot express to you how devastating that is to the male psyche, to the male vote. | ||
| How utterly savage that line of attack is. | ||
| To the ecosystem of men. | ||
| How completely sad it is. | ||
| I actually put it up this morning. | ||
| Put that tweet up. | ||
| The Wojak meme. | ||
| The Wojak meme of the guy with a happy face on, but he's secretly sobbing behind the mask. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| The era of the low-T beta male is a punchline once again, as Donald Trump calls every single man who votes for Kamala Harris a cuck. | ||
| Oh, baby. | ||
| Baby. | ||
| And the room doesn't groan. | ||
| The only time the room groaned was when Kamala Harris had her humiliating crime against comedy itself pre-recorded message. | ||
| What kind of coward are you that you can't even stand there on a stage and crack a joke? | ||
| You expect us to vote? | ||
| You expect us to vote for somebody that can't even sit there and accept a little bit of ridicule? | ||
| It's your obligation to this nation as a political figure. | ||
| If you wish to become famous and powerful, it is an obligation. | ||
| It is part of, like, I know the chat roasts me every single day. | ||
| We just had another freaking audio glitch, which makes me, which, what's that? | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Well, apparently we continue. | ||
| We continue to have another audio glitch. | ||
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So, yeah. | |
| Alright. | ||
| So, yeah. | ||
| Listen. | ||
| I know we get roasted. | ||
| You must have the capacity to accept the fact that you are, if you're going to put yourself out there and if you want to be somebody of note in culture, you're going to get roasted. | ||
| Kamala Harris couldn't even show up. | ||
| Instead, Kamala Harris sent This video, I think we have it. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| I think we have it in full. | ||
| All right. | ||
| I apologize, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This is going to be your nuclear cringe of the day. | ||
| You got that ready? | ||
| Let's go, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Nuclear cringe. | ||
| Here's Kamala Harris'pre-recorded video. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| you Bye. | ||
| To set aside partisanship. | ||
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Cool. | |
| Oh, sorry, sorry. | ||
| Hey, what's going on? | ||
| Who was that? | ||
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Oh, sorry. | |
| Mary Catherine Gallagher. | ||
| Mary Catherine Gallagher. | ||
| It's so nice to meet you. | ||
| Very nice to meet you, Mary Catherine. | ||
| Right now I'm trying to record my speech for tonight's dinner. | ||
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Oh, yeah, I know. | |
| I just want to say that I'm Catholic, and tonight is one of the biggest dinners next to the Last Supper. | ||
| It is a very important dinner, and it's an important tradition that I'm so proud to be a part of. | ||
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Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my fingers under my arms and I smile like that. | |
| That's gross. | ||
| So tell me something. | ||
| I'm giving a speech. | ||
| Do you have some thoughts about what I might say tonight? | ||
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My feelings about what you should say tonight would be best expressed in a monologue from one of my favorite made-for-TV series. | |
| Okay. | ||
| Let's hear it. | ||
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Don't you see, man? | |
| We need a woman to represent us. | ||
| A woman brings more heart, more compassion. | ||
| And think how smart she must be to become a top contender in a field dominated by men. | ||
| It's time for a woman, bro! | ||
| And with this woman, we can fly! | ||
| What series was that from? | ||
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Oh, that's from House of Dragons, now streaming on HBO Max. | |
| Is there anything that you think that maybe I shouldn't bring up tonight? | ||
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Um, well, don't lie. | |
| Thou shall not bear false witness to thy neighbor. | ||
| Indeed, especially thy neighbor's election results. | ||
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Just so you know, there will be a fact checker there tonight. | |
| Oh, that's great. | ||
| Who? | ||
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Jesus. | |
| And maybe don't say anything negative about Catholics. | ||
| I would never do that, no matter where I was. | ||
| That would be like criticizing Detroit in Detroit. | ||
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Does it bother you that that Trump guy insults you all the time? | |
| Because it really bothers my friends and me. | ||
| Oh, Mary Catherine, it's very important to always remember you should never let anyone tell you who you are. | ||
| You tell them who you are. | ||
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Haters going to hate, hate, hate. | |
| Shake it off. | ||
| Shake it off. | ||
| Good for you, Mary Catherine. | ||
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They're ready. | |
| Oh, yeah, okay. | ||
| And also, remember one more thing. | ||
| Don't worry if you make a mistake because Catholic people are very forgiving. | ||
| Yeah, and also, one last thing I want to tell you. | ||
| Don't forget to say, superstar! | ||
| Thank you, Mary Catherine. | ||
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Thank you, Mamala. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| Your eminence and distinguished guest, the Al Smith Dinner. | ||
| Provides a rare opportunity to set aside partisanship and come together to do some good by supporting the tremendous charitable work of the Catholic Church. | ||
| The Church cares for the sick and feeds the hungry, supports families with housing and education, and in times of disaster provides not only essential supplies, but also, and so importantly, a sense of hope. | ||
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What? | |
| What was that? | ||
| All right. | ||
| I have a take on this. | ||
| My take on this is the same as my take with Kamala Harris going on Fox News. | ||
| The Democrat Party is no longer the party of reality. | ||
| It is a party that cannot breathe oxygen. | ||
| Existing on this planet. | ||
| They live inside of a hermetically sealed space station where you can't even... | ||
| The isobaric chambers are so tight that molecules can't get out into space. | ||
| The core problem of owning the institutions of media and Hollywood... | ||
| The rotted and diseased music industry and corporate entertainment industry is that you can insulate yourself from reality if you try hard enough. | ||
| And Kamala Harris has insulated herself so tightly inside of such a tightly wound bubble of feedback loops. | ||
| That are not associated with, like, I don't know anybody who drives a pickup truck. | ||
| That used to be a great question. | ||
| Do you know anybody who drives a pickup truck? | ||
| Do you think anybody on Kamala Harris' staff knows anyone who drives a pickup truck? | ||
| Do you think they've ever met anybody with a Trump sticker on the back of their car? | ||
| This is a campaign, and it's dangerous, totally disconnected from the world that hates them. | ||
| And it's going to be an incredible November. | ||
| Because we're going to have an opportunity to see once again the horrors of reality hitting these people. | ||
| Remember when they all sobbed with Hillary? | ||
| Remember all the crying with Hillary? | ||
| Do you remember all the tears we've been trying to prepare you for the salt? | ||
| You know all the salt that rained down on election night? | ||
| You're going to have it again. | ||
| It's going to be far worse. | ||
| Because these people have mental illnesses. | ||
| They are not. | ||
| Living in the real world. | ||
| Kamala Harris' team thought that was good. | ||
| They were proud of it. | ||
| They live in an isobaric chamber where not even oxygen that a Trump supporter breathes can get in. | ||
| Totally and completely disconnected. | ||
| Donald Trump's out there hand-boning, making jokes about himself, making jokes about getting shot at, making jokes about Kamala Harris. | ||
| The reactions to that video, by the way, It'd be funny to play the reaction for Trump, but what's way better is the comedian on stage named Jim Gaffigan. | ||
| I'm no Jim Gaffigan fan, right? | ||
| I'm agnostic on Jim Gaffigan. | ||
| He is an A-list comedian. | ||
| He has Netflix specials. | ||
| He's been around for a while. | ||
| He's been featured in movies. | ||
| He's a favorite of Hollywood. | ||
| He hosts the Emmys. | ||
| He hosts the Oscars. | ||
| Here's Jim Gaffigan's real-time reaction to that Kamala Harris video. | ||
| The problem is that Kamala Harris doesn't live in reality and none of her campaign lives in reality or they're too scared of her to tell her reality, right? | ||
| This sucks. | ||
| This is cringe. | ||
| You suck. | ||
| No one likes you. | ||
| That's what Kamala Harris should hear. | ||
| And she's finally hearing it from guys like Jim Gaffigan, of all people, A-list comedian. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here's his reaction to Kamala Harris. | ||
| You know, this event has been referred to as the Catholic Met Gala. | ||
| 22% of Americans identify as Catholic. | ||
| Catholics will be a key demographic in every battleground state. | ||
| I'm sorry, why is Vice President Harris not here? | ||
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I mean, consider this. | |
| This is a room full of Catholics and Jews in New York City. | ||
| This is a layup for the Democratic nominee. | ||
| I mean, in her defense, I mean, she did find time to appear on The View, Howard Stern, Colbert, and the longtime staple of campaigning, the Call Her Daddy podcast. | ||
| Okay. | ||
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*laughs* | |
| You ever heard a Democrat candidate actually get it like that? | ||
| All the magic cards that they've played with Kamala Harris, you're not allowed to make fun of her. | ||
| You're not allowed to criticize her. | ||
| They've all gone out the window, and it happened last night. | ||
| There was an energy change last night. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, that was Jim Gaffigan's open. | ||
| Here, long awaited, is Jim Gaffigan's response to the Kamala Harris cringe video. | ||
| Again, her team released it. | ||
| You didn't have to release that video. | ||
| You could have just seen the end result. | ||
| Like our chat did. | ||
| I was watching the chat as we had to do another reboot here of the studio to get the old mic sounding correctly. | ||
| Freaking studio. | ||
| You could have just not released it, right? | ||
| Like, anybody grounded in reality, sometimes there are products that just don't work for us, and we have to go back into the edits, okay? | ||
| Anybody who has a sense of what our audience wants, and so we're not going to release something that we think is garbage or trash or embarrassing or cringe. | ||
| Nobody stopped them from releasing that? | ||
| Nobody said, no, don't do this. | ||
| Yeah, Molly Shanahan, we know she's a celebrity and maybe on paper this work. | ||
| The end result is really bad. | ||
| Nobody stopped them? | ||
| The reaction for the crowd in real time is perfect. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| May God bless you and may God bless the United States of America. | ||
|
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I don't even know. | |
| I couldn't know what that noise you're making is. | ||
|
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I don't know. | |
| As I watched that, I couldn't help but think of, now I know how my kids felt when I FaceTimed into a piano recital they were at. | ||
|
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*laughs* | |
| He's like, okay, how much worse can you get for Kamala, right? | ||
| Can't get any worse. | ||
| Trump's roasting her. | ||
| Trump's roasting Schumer to his face. | ||
| Trump's obviously going after Kamala and her intelligence. | ||
| It can get worse. | ||
| It gets much worse, actually. | ||
| The single worst line of the night for Kamala Harris was Jim Gaffigan saying the unstable, something that you've heard on this program many times over, but something that you've never heard from a mouthpiece of the corporate entertainment industry. | ||
| Something that I am, like, as much as I loved Donald Trump's performance last night, and we have more Trump clips for you, nothing, no single criticism of Kamala Harris was worse than this. | ||
| This is the single worst thing you can possibly say. | ||
| This is the unsayable. | ||
| This is the Voldemort for the Democrat Party. | ||
| Jim Gaffigan saying, actually, the insurrectionist is Kamala Harris. | ||
| Actually, the insurrectionist, the coup, was staged by Kamala. | ||
| They're the ones saying that They're fighting for the defense of democracy? | ||
| Look what they did to Biden. | ||
| I can't believe he did this. | ||
| Watch. | ||
| The Democrats have been telling us Trump's re-election is a threat to democracy. | ||
| In fact, they were so concerned of this threat, they staged a coup, ousted their democratically elected incumbent, and installed Kamala Harris. | ||
| In other words, all her dreams have come true. | ||
| Really? | ||
| It really makes you consider the power of prayer, right, Cardinal? | ||
| Sometimes prayers take three and a half years and a George Clooney op-ed. | ||
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I can't believe they did it. | |
| I can't believe he called Kamala an insurrectionist. | ||
| This guy hosts the Emmys. | ||
| This guy hosts the Oscars. | ||
| This is a A-list comedian. | ||
| He's in Hollywood movies and he's saying, "Kamala the insurrectionist!" I can't believe it! | ||
| It's true! | ||
| The collapse. | ||
| Final Gaffigan line that was really good and I encourage you to watch the whole thing. | ||
| It was just really wonderful. | ||
| He goes after Joe Biden saying, the DNC made sure Joe Biden couldn't be here tonight. | ||
| Nice little tie-in to the last joke. | ||
| Catholic president, right? | ||
| After JFK, President Biden couldn't be here tonight. | ||
| The DNC made sure of that. | ||
|
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Oh. | |
| Oh, that's... | ||
| I guess I'm the only one that reads history. | ||
| So saying that the DNC is stopping, stopping Joe Biden from appearing, saying that Kamala Harris is an insurrectionist, Donald Trump going in on Kamala Harris being a dumbass, saying that she can't run the White House. | ||
| That she is mentally incompetent. | ||
| And then there's just one more thing. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Just one more small little one. | ||
| Apparently, according to Jack Posobiec, this is the one where Kamala Harris had to stop watching. | ||
| Reminder that Kamala Harris is married to an alleged woman abuser. | ||
| A guy named Doug Emhoff, who is credibly accused of beating women. | ||
| He impregnated the nanny. | ||
| Destroyed his first marriage by banging the nanny and his sister's, his daughter's teacher. | ||
| So he banged the teacher and the nanny. | ||
| He's a scumbag. | ||
| He's a complete piece of garbage, this guy. | ||
| Try my hardest, like, you know, hold back my judgment on some of these people. | ||
| But when you do stuff like that, when that's on your record, that's just who you are. | ||
| He's married to a very immoral power gobbler herself. | ||
| Who believes in nothing other than her own power and her own ascension? | ||
| So that actually stands to reason. | ||
| It clicks, right? | ||
| Makes sense? | ||
| Donald Trump saying, you know, Kamala, if you do win, you better watch out for Doug and the nannies at the White House. | ||
| The line that apparently got Kamala to stop watching. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| The major issue of this race is childcare and Kamala has put forward a... | ||
| Concept of a plan. | ||
| A lot of people don't like it. | ||
| The only piece of advice I would have for her in the event that she wins would be not to let her husband Doug anywhere near the nannies. | ||
| Just keep them away. | ||
| That's a nasty one. | ||
| That's nasty. | ||
| That's nasty. | ||
| What you can see there is like Donald Trump working with the material. | ||
| This man's been a celebrity for 50 years and he just knows how to deliver a line. | ||
| He knows how to... | ||
| Hit that timing correctly. | ||
| Now, that's the general savagery about Kamala Harris. | ||
| What about Tim Walz? | ||
| Oh, Trump's got it, baby. | ||
| Trump's got it. | ||
| Trump hits Tim Walz on being tampon Tim and then goes after him for stolen valor in two excellent clips. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| I'd like to thank our emcee this evening, Jim Gaffigan. | ||
| Most recently, Jim has been playing Tim Walsh on Saturday Night Live. | ||
| And that'll be a very... | ||
| Short gig, I hope, Jim. | ||
| But it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it? | ||
| Let's see how that lasts. | ||
| It better be quick. | ||
| We don't want him. | ||
| I'm not going to say it anymore. | ||
| But unfortunately, Governor Walz is in here himself. | ||
| But don't worry, he'll say that he was. | ||
| He's going to say he was. | ||
| I used to think the Democrats were crazy for saying that men have periods. | ||
| But then, I met Tim Walz. | ||
| The stupid show, The View, is so bad now that the other day I was watching it and thinking to myself, you know what? | ||
| They really need to bring Rosie O'Donnell back. | ||
| That show is bad. | ||
| Those people are bad. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Tim Walz. | ||
| We'll say he was here. | ||
| Like you did in Iraq and Afghanistan, right? | ||
| It's perfect. | ||
| The room roars! | ||
| I didn't think that men could get periods. | ||
| And then I met Tim Walz. | ||
| Bro, you didn't have to go so hard! | ||
| Actually, you did. | ||
| Actually, you did. | ||
| Man, this is like a sign of things to come. | ||
| This is triumphant Trump. | ||
| Triumphant Trump. | ||
| It is a Catholic charity. | ||
| There's a cardinal. | ||
| Famous guy named Cardinal Dolan was there on stage. | ||
| The Cardinal was there, and he was pissed, by the way. | ||
| This guy really went after Kamala Harris for not showing up, for sending in that cringe video. | ||
| She should have never been allowed to do that. | ||
| And then when he finished, when he gave the prayer at the end, he didn't even pray for Kamala Harris. | ||
| Man. | ||
| But Donald Trump made sure to get a Catholic joke in there. | ||
| Not really a joke. | ||
| It had to do with this. | ||
| Here's the reference. | ||
| This is this grotesque video that was played by a left-wing influencer, I guess, where she's mocking the Holy Eucharist and communion in the Catholic tradition. | ||
| And so she's on her knees and she's raving over Doritos. | ||
| Now, Gretchen Whitmer, who's the governor of Michigan, has had to, like, grovel, speaking about being on her knees, had to grovel to the Catholic Church begging forgiveness for this because there was such backlash. | ||
| She's wearing, of course, a Harris-Waltz hat there. | ||
| So this is the Harris-Waltz campaign openly mocking Catholics. | ||
| Here's Donald Trump. | ||
| With the coup de grace, the finishing move. | ||
| Finish him. | ||
| Here we go, Donald Trump on where Kamala Harris might be right now. | ||
| All polls are indicating I'm leading big with a Catholic vote, as I should be, as I should be. | ||
| But I don't think Kamala has given up yet. | ||
| She hasn't. | ||
| Instead of attending tonight, she's in Michigan receiving communion from... | ||
| Gretchen Whitmer. | ||
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*crowd cheers* | |
| That's not a pretty sight. | ||
| But Catholics, please don't be too insulted by Kamala's absence. | ||
| If the Democrats... | ||
| He says, thank you very much, I appreciate it. | ||
| If Democrats really wanted to have someone not be with us this evening, they would have just sent Joe Biden. | ||
| Joe Biden He's the single funniest president since Reagan. | ||
| Probably funnier than Reagan. | ||
| More savage. | ||
| But both men from the entertainment industry, both men know comedic timing, both men know how to read a room, how to grab the energy, turn the crowd in their favor, and then the final stroke of genius from President Trump. | ||
| Actually using it as an opportunity to go in on a major... | ||
| Major sore point for New Yorkers. | ||
| The absolute swamping of New York with criminal aliens who are overtaking hotels and causing enormous amounts of crime and assaulting NYPD. | ||
| Police officers. | ||
| Rampant thefts and gang activity skyrocketing throughout Manhattan. | ||
| Talk to any New Yorker about this. | ||
| Masses of homeless people. | ||
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You bring in! | |
| Millions of people that don't speak English don't have any money. | ||
| What do you think is going to happen? | ||
| They've destroyed New York City. | ||
| Eric Adams is the mayor of New York City who spoke out against this and then he, of course, immediately gets indicted. | ||
| Isn't that interesting? | ||
| Donald Trump turns to Eric Adams to end his remarks and says this in just chef's kiss. | ||
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Go. | |
| Well, I'd better wrap up because Mayor Adams told me earlier that I needed to make this one very quick, especially the city has reserved this room for a large group of illegal aliens coming in from Texas. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| They've reserved many rooms, many rooms, a lot of rooms, too many rooms. | ||
| Way to hit him with the actual campaign sloganing. | ||
| This is great! | ||
| Oh, that energy. | ||
| Man, that energy. | ||
| I gotta tell you, We have one of the best comedians on the planet Earth right now. | ||
| And we're so excited, ladies and gentlemen, to welcome Terrence Williams to the show. | ||
| To bring on Terrence Williams, however, I have a Mr. Potato Head. | ||
| And you're going to be shocked at this. | ||
| I'm going to bring on Terrence Williams with this clip of Brian Stelter. | ||
| Let's watch it together. | ||
| Brian Stelter, of all people, praising Donald Trump's performance last night. | ||
| A man who is a human-potato-unuch hybrid going on CNN, saying for the first time in history, praising Donald Trump, saying Donald Trump was hysterical and had him rolling, which is very easy when you're a potato. | ||
| This shocks, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| And then right after it, the great Terrence Williams. | ||
| Let's go. | ||
| Brian Stelter, what did you make of this performance? | ||
| Oh, no, don't ask me first. | ||
| I thought he was funny. | ||
| I thought he actually got a few great jokes in. | ||
| I thought the best moment was we talked about the assassination attempts and made light of what he's experienced. | ||
| Because I think he's experiencing real trauma, real PTSD as a result of the shootings, but he's still able to have a light moment in this room. | ||
| And he took advantage of the fact that Kamala Harris wasn't there. | ||
| Which is really the subtext of this whole thing. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| that she'd ever usually supposed to. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| Terrence! | ||
| Terrence! | ||
| Are we back? | ||
| Are we back, Terrence? | ||
| Benny, we are back like four flats on a Cadillac. | ||
| We are back, Benny. | ||
| It is hard for them to hide the fact that Donald Trump is amazing, he is phenomenal, that he is the greatest. | ||
| They can't hide it anymore. | ||
| Kamala, she's that bad. | ||
| That CNN has to admit that Donald Trump is the greatest. | ||
| Like, Brian, Mr. Potato Head. | ||
| Benny, this man, he literally has the mind of a potato, okay? | ||
| Of a baked potato. | ||
| No, a burnt baked potato. | ||
| And now he is coming to his senses. | ||
| America is becoming great again. | ||
| America, common sense is coming back, Benny. | ||
| Common sense is coming back. | ||
| Man, Trump was amazing. | ||
| Phenomenal. | ||
| I was so excited to have you on the show this morning because I've seen you kill it. | ||
| I've seen you in stadiums kill it. | ||
| You're one of the single funniest comedians in America right now. | ||
| And if... | ||
| Hollywood would get their act together. | ||
| It'd be you hosting the Oscars. | ||
| And I have a feeling that's going to happen. | ||
| And I know you're taller than Kevin Hart. | ||
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I am taller than Kevin Hart. | |
| And you're a lot funnier, dude. | ||
| I was so excited. | ||
| I am not a professional comedian. | ||
| I am so excited to get your take on President Trump. | ||
| This was a tough room, right? | ||
| Probably the majority of the room were Democrats. | ||
| There are people who are going to vote for Kamala Harris or have donated to the Democrat Party who like Joe Biden. | ||
| And Donald Trump goes up there, gloves off, and just rips the bark off it and gets the whole room laughing on his side. | ||
| How important is that? | ||
| Benny, it is very... | ||
| First of all, Donald Trump has always been funny. | ||
| His personality has always been top tier. | ||
| That's why everybody loved Trump before he ran as a... | ||
| Before he ran for president, people love Trump because Trump was always funny, a great personality. | ||
| But this is very important, Benny, because the mainstream media for a long time, they have made Trump out to be some monster who doesn't relate to people. | ||
| But this highlighted the fact that Trump is human, just like the rest of us. | ||
| That Trump has a great sense of humor. | ||
| And Trump even made fun of himself as well. | ||
| This shows that Trump is human. | ||
| He's funny. | ||
| He is just like anybody else besides Kamala Harris. | ||
| Nobody's that stupid. | ||
| But this is great. | ||
| And that's why I'm happy that he did show up. | ||
| Because he could have, since Kamala didn't go, he could have stayed home. | ||
| He could have stayed home as well. | ||
| But you know why Trump showed up, Benny? | ||
| It's because Trump always show up. | ||
| Trump, ever since he's been in politics, he has always shown up for the American people. | ||
| Listen, this election is so serious, and Trump is going to show up to everything. | ||
| And that's the difference between him and Kamala Harris. | ||
| She does not show up. | ||
| That's why she didn't do anything for the last almost four years. | ||
| But Trump has always shown up. | ||
| So it's not a surprise. | ||
| Bro, what does it mean when Kamala can't take being roasted? | ||
| Isn't that part of being human? | ||
| You know what, Benny? | ||
| She got roasted like a Thanksgiving turkey, boy. | ||
| Benny, Trump roasted her so bad. | ||
| Oh, and then the nanny joke. | ||
| I said OMG. | ||
| Benny, Benny. | ||
| That's why Kamala didn't go. | ||
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She didn't want to leave Doug home with the nannies. | |
| Because you know they would have cut to Kamala. | ||
| You know they would have cut to that face. | ||
| That face of her. | ||
| They would have cut to her face and she would have been like... | ||
| Benny. | ||
| Benny. | ||
| Just like at the debate. | ||
| Benny. | ||
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Her husband told her he did not want to go. | |
| That's probably why she didn't go. | ||
| Because Doug didn't want to go. | ||
| And she didn't want to leave him at home with the nannies. | ||
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So, man. | |
| Were you shocked? | ||
| Were you shocked to see Jim Gaffigan, who's an A-list comedian? | ||
| Jim Gaffigan just hosted the Emmys. | ||
| He's big time, right? | ||
| He's in Hollywood. | ||
| He gets Netflix specials. | ||
| Jim Gaffigan didn't spare Kamala Harris, the Democrat Party, Joe Biden. | ||
| Comedy is back again. | ||
| Comedy, real comedy is back. | ||
| Real comedy is back. | ||
| That's what it's all about. | ||
| No comedian should be scared to make a joke. | ||
| You know, this is why they get mad, Benny, at some of these jokes. | ||
| Because sometimes, because some of it is really real. | ||
| It's a joke, but it's real. | ||
| It's the truth. | ||
| So it's not really the joke that's hurting their feelings. | ||
| It is the truth that is hurting their feelings. | ||
| And a lot of comedians make fun of reality. | ||
| They make fun of things that... | ||
| That is happening in America. | ||
| Things that went on. | ||
| Things that are going on. | ||
| And that's why Kamala cannot handle the... | ||
| She cannot handle jokes because a lot of these jokes are rooted in the truth. | ||
| And the truth is Kamala is dumber than a box of rocks, Benny. | ||
| Like, Kamala is not... | ||
| This woman... | ||
| Benny, like Trump said earlier, I heard on Fox News, he called her stupid. | ||
| The woman is straight up stupid. | ||
| And if she can't handle a joke, Benny, She's not ready to be the leader of the free world. | ||
| If you cannot handle somebody criticizing you, if you cannot handle a Fox News interview, you can't handle Putin. | ||
| You can't handle Kim Jong-un, whatever his name is. | ||
| You can't handle that. | ||
| So she's not ready. | ||
| She's not qualified because she's not built to be a leader. | ||
| She's not built for that, Benny. | ||
| She is weak. | ||
| She's weak-minded. | ||
| Kamala would be a disaster in the White House. | ||
| She would be crying in these meetings with these world leaders because a bunch of them are bullies. | ||
| And a bunch of them say crazy stuff and they don't give a damn. | ||
| And they will not show Kamala any respect because she's weak. | ||
| She's not ready, Benny. | ||
| She's not. | ||
| You can't handle a joke. | ||
| You can't handle it. | ||
| Man, Trump has been literally shot. | ||
| And you can't handle a joke? | ||
| It's like the opposite of the sticks and stones line that we learned when we were kids, right? | ||
| Your words will never hurt me. | ||
| Kyle's like, your words hurt me! | ||
| Your words hurt me! | ||
| I'm running away! | ||
| We saw that in the Bret Baier interview, and you make such a great point. | ||
| If you can't take getting cooked by some comedians... | ||
| Then you can't handle the truth. | ||
| You can't handle being the leader of the free world. | ||
| So instead she said in this, and Terrence, I'm so happy. | ||
| I'm so excited to get your response to this. | ||
| Let's just pop up the B-roll. | ||
| I'm sure you've seen it. | ||
| This degrading, extreme, cringe, unfunny, like lack of self-awareness. | ||
| Using a Saturday Night Live character that hasn't been on TV for 20 years, played by an aging actress, it was just impossible to react to. | ||
| Jim Gaffigan himself, who live reacted on stage, is like, what the hell was that? | ||
| Everybody in the audience going, ugh. | ||
| People were in pain. | ||
| It was like getting a cancer diagnosis. | ||
| What is going through the team at Kamala Harris' campaign? | ||
| Who approved this, I guess, is my question, right? | ||
| Like, at what point do you not have a Terrence Williams on your campaign going, guys, it's not funny. | ||
| We're not going to release it. | ||
| It's not funny. | ||
| Put it in the, delete it. | ||
| I want you to burn every copy of this. | ||
| Well, Benny Tech, okay, Benny, if I were, if, listen, if I were running her campaign, I probably would have approved it because I would do everything to sabotage her campaign. | ||
| I would have done worse, Benny. | ||
| I would have proved worse than this, buddy. | ||
| I would have sabotaged her. | ||
| Whoever's doing this does not want her to be president. | ||
| Whoever approved this, I want to thank you for your service. | ||
| I appreciate you. | ||
| I love you. | ||
| Free pancakes for you. | ||
| Free hugs for you. | ||
|
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I love you. | |
| We love you. | ||
| Thank you for helping save America. | ||
| Benny, are we really surprised? | ||
| Look at who chose Tim Walz. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Benny, this is, this character, this woman is equivalent to Tim Walz. | ||
| It is so cringe, her entire account. | ||
| Benny, the same person who chose her to be, who installed her as the vice, I mean, as the candidate, is the same person who approved of this, Benny. | ||
| I mean, their entire campaign is full of cringy. | ||
| Weirdos, clowns. | ||
| Benny, it's a circus. | ||
| But I do want to thank them as a comedian, as a guy who looks for content, funny content that I can easily make fun of. | ||
| This is very helpful. | ||
| And I have a lot. | ||
| It's overwhelming, Benny. | ||
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It's too much. | |
| I don't know what I... | ||
| I haven't even made a video about this. | ||
| It's just too much. | ||
| I don't know what to make fun of first, you know? | ||
| Benny. | ||
| Can I be your producer for a moment? | ||
| Can our team be your producer for just a moment and get your reaction to one thing? | ||
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One thing. | |
| We're going to do sound on tape here. | ||
| One reaction. | ||
| It's the one that, if I have a 15-second clip to play for you, here it is. | ||
| It's Donald Trump, and I want you to... | ||
| I react to this because I feel like this is so smart to do from a political standpoint. | ||
| Because men don't want to vote for Kamala. | ||
| Black men don't want to vote for Kamala. | ||
| Purple men don't want to vote for Kamala. | ||
| White men don't want to vote. | ||
| No man wants to vote for Kamala Harris. | ||
| And her Fox News interview was like, woof! | ||
| Like, you're like, whoa, man. | ||
| I've seen those expressions before. | ||
| Like, I don't want that running my country. | ||
| Donald Trump then comes over the top and says, if you vote for Kamala, men who vote for Kamala are cucks. | ||
| And he says it here. | ||
| He says it here, and I want your, as a professional comedian, want your thought on this joke and setup. | ||
| There's a group called White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Have you seen this? | ||
| White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Anybody know? | ||
| Are some of you here? | ||
| White Dudes for Harris. | ||
| Doesn't sound like it. | ||
| But I'm not worried about them at all because their wives and their wives lovers are all voting for me. | ||
|
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Okay. | |
| Every one of those people. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Go in, Terrence. | ||
| Can you rate that joke? | ||
| Benny, that's a hundred on a scale from one to ten. | ||
| It's a hundred, Benny. | ||
| Listen, Trump took it there. | ||
| Trump took it there. | ||
| But Benny, I literally just made a poll. | ||
| I was at the airport and I saw somebody with a Kamala Harris shirt on. | ||
| It was some weird old white liberal dude who looks like His wife has a boyfriend and he has a boyfriend too. | ||
| Benny, like, who in the world would vote for Kamala Harris? | ||
| Like, let's be real. | ||
| People are literally pretending like she, you know how, and Benny, I have to give it to people who pretend like Kamala Harris is smart. | ||
| That right there is, that's a hard thing to do, Benny. | ||
| That's a hard thing. | ||
| CNN can't even do it anymore. | ||
| They gave up. | ||
| They can't do it anymore. | ||
| But really though, Benny, real men will not vote for Kamala Harris. | ||
| What kind of man will vote for Kamala Harris? | ||
| Seriously. | ||
| And Tim Walz? | ||
| You want your daughters going in the bathrooms with boys? | ||
| With grown men? | ||
| What kind of real man would allow that and would want that? | ||
| I don't even have children, but I have nieces and nephews. | ||
| I don't want my nieces... | ||
| I don't want some dude to be going in the bathroom looking for a tampon in my niece's bathroom. | ||
| It's so weird. | ||
| We've seen the videos. | ||
| We've seen the videos. | ||
| I don't know what the guy... | ||
| Kamala Harris. | ||
| I'm sorry. | ||
| Straight up with you. | ||
| A punk, okay? | ||
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A punk. | |
| So the opposite of punk is where Trump got his haircut yesterday, or at least he asked for a haircut. | ||
| He went to a Bronx barbershop. | ||
| Again, I said, this is genius because you go into the barbershop where you have a space for men, right? | ||
| The men's barbershop here in the Bronx is called the Knockout Barbershop. | ||
| And then you go to the dinner the same night after chilling with the bros here in the Bronx, and you take that vibe and you say, you're a cuck if you vote for Kamala. | ||
| You're just a cuck. | ||
| And it's like, for men, that rings. | ||
| We're simple creatures. | ||
| We're very binary, right? | ||
| And for men, that resonates. | ||
| Trump's already doing historically well with black men. | ||
| I think that it's visits like this that really ring, that the guy is authentic and can break some balls. | ||
| I mean, he was just talking shit, right, at the barbershop. | ||
| Kamala could never. | ||
| And I think that's the difference, your take on this visit yesterday. | ||
| Yeah, Benny, first of all, listen. | ||
| Kamala Harris would not even be invited into a beauty shop, okay? | ||
| They would not even want to hear her. | ||
| Not even in a nail salon. | ||
| They would not want Kamala in there. | ||
| But Donald Trump, y 'all, he's a boss. | ||
| Donald Trump is a boss. | ||
| And what people don't understand is this. | ||
| Black people have loved Donald Trump for the longest. | ||
| Benny, I come from the hood, Benny. | ||
| I grew up rough. | ||
| Donald Trump was always loved. | ||
| He was always in rap songs. | ||
| People wanted to be like Donald Trump. | ||
| People wanted to be successful like Donald Trump. | ||
| And one thing that black men want, a lot of black men, they want to be entrepreneurs. | ||
| And so they look up to Donald Trump as a very successful businessman. | ||
| A lot of these black men, you know, they want somebody in office who is going to, you know, make this country great again because black people want to be able, like these black men. | ||
| Are just like any other man in this country. | ||
| They want to be able to provide. | ||
| You won't be able to provide for your family under Kamala Harris. | ||
| Every man, you know, if a man cannot provide, he won't feel like a man. | ||
| So, Kamala Harris is not going to... | ||
| If Kamala Harris is running the country, no man in this country eventually will be able to provide for their family because we probably won't have a country for one and America is going to be... | ||
| Destroyed. | ||
| So, this is why black men are coming out for Donald Trump, because a lot of black men, they want to be entrepreneurs like Trump. | ||
| They want to be successful like Trump. | ||
| They look up to how Trump is, you know, like Trump is a boss, Benny. | ||
| You know, it's like Trump is like, you know, Trump got swag too, you know? | ||
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He got that aura, like Trump is just cool, you know? | |
| And that's why rappers love Trump, because Trump is a boss. | ||
| Like Trump, he... | ||
| Trump out here bossing, you know? | ||
| So that's why black people look up to... | ||
| That's why they look up to Donald Trump, okay? | ||
| Because they want to be successful like every other American. | ||
| And Donald Trump, when they look at him, they see the American dream. | ||
| And they know, if anybody's going to help us, it's going to be Don Don. | ||
| It's going to be the Don. | ||
| So here's Donald Trump in the Bronx saying he wants a grill when he brought up two rappers. | ||
|
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Oh, I like that. | |
| Oh, I like that. | ||
| I gotta get that done. | ||
|
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One thing I want to see. | |
| Trump says he wants a grill. | ||
| Trump said he wanted a haircut last night in this barbershop visit. | ||
| You said you're from the hood. | ||
| You were raised in the hood. | ||
| We have a rendering. | ||
| Of what could have happened to President Trump. | ||
| I hate to put you on the spot here, Terrence, but I'd like to get your live reaction. | ||
| We have a rendering of what could have happened to Donald Trump as he leaves the urban barbershop last night. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| What would happen if Trump left with one of these? | ||
| Would Trump go from 25% of the black vote to 100% to like 99%? | ||
| We have another version. | ||
| We have the side profile. | ||
| There we go. | ||
| You know it could happen. | ||
| It could. | ||
| Happen. | ||
| That's my brother right there. | ||
| That's my black brother. | ||
| I have hairdressers in my family. | ||
| I sent this to them. | ||
| Our team made these. | ||
|
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I'm rolling. | |
| And I said, could this work? | ||
| And they're like, give me one hour with Trump and I can do that. | ||
| You know what? | ||
| It could work. | ||
| But this is the great thing about Trump. | ||
| Trump don't even have to pander to black people, bro! | ||
| Black people just love Trump! | ||
| See, Kamala would... | ||
| This is what Kamala would have to do. | ||
| Kamala is probably thinking right now how to puff out her hair. | ||
| She's probably going to step out with an afro, baby. | ||
| She's probably watching this show right now trying to figure... | ||
| She's probably sending this right now to her beautician. | ||
| Because Kamala has to do something like this. | ||
| Trump don't have... | ||
| Listen, if Trump do it... | ||
| It's going to take them, like, from 100 to 1,000. | ||
| But black people are going to support Trump. | ||
| Benny, Trump is invited to the cookout. | ||
| He's being invited to the cookout. | ||
| That's the mohawk. | ||
| Trump is invited to the cookout, okay? | ||
| If Trump wants to win Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan, those are my people. | ||
| This is how he has to go down. | ||
| Just go. | ||
| Rust Belt. | ||
| Go Rust Belt. | ||
| Full Rust Belt. | ||
| Full NASCAR. | ||
| You know, you could have gone different ways. | ||
| You could have gone many different ways. | ||
| This is the other one that I love. | ||
| Just start the Trump barbershop change. | ||
| Just start it. | ||
|
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Start it. | |
| Hey, that would have been cool. | ||
| Let him cook! | ||
|
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Let him cook! | |
| If they let Trump, like, edge somebody up just like a little bit, that would have been cool. | ||
| Would you let... | ||
| Okay, so would you let Trump cut your hair? | ||
| Yeah, I would. | ||
| If he messed up, I'll just put a hat on. | ||
| You got this great hat on here. | ||
| Tell me about your brand new... | ||
| Tell me about some of the brand new products you got, baby. | ||
| We got them loaded up here. | ||
| You got Fight Fight Fight Edition. | ||
| Cousin Teas is a brand that we know and love. | ||
| Cousin Teas is the best. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Benny, you are one of the first people I told about Cousin Teas when they counsel Aunt Jemama. | ||
| I said, Benny, I'm coming out with a mix. | ||
| I'm putting my black face on it since they counsel Aunt Jemima. | ||
| And Benny said, this is going to be great. | ||
|
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Do it. | |
| Do it. | ||
| And listen, one thing about Benny, Benny's not going to put out no cringy content. | ||
| And Benny's going to put out the best. | ||
| And Benny's not going to tell you that something is good when it's not good. | ||
| So I got Benny's blessing on this. | ||
| But now I have decided to dedicate my box. | ||
| To America. | ||
| So I created a fight, fight, fight box because we got to continue to fight and we can never surrender. | ||
| That's what I'm calling the syrup. | ||
| My never surrender syrup and my fight, fight, fight pancakes. | ||
| We have to fight until the end. | ||
| And even after Donald Trump wins, we got to continue to fight because these crooked, evil Democrats... | ||
| Are not going to stop fighting. | ||
| Get one of these boxes. | ||
| Send them to one of your raging liberal friends. | ||
| Send them to one of those dudes that are voting for Kamala Harris. | ||
| I mean, they will probably wig out. | ||
| But yeah, so get one of these boxes. | ||
| They can cook them for their wife's boyfriend in the morning. | ||
| Yes, exactly. | ||
| And they're non-GMO. | ||
| So RFK Jr. | ||
| R.F.K. | ||
| Jr., my high. | ||
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He's like, I'm non-GMO. | |
| I had to do that. | ||
| So, yes. | ||
| But, yeah, these are great, though. | ||
| I love my country, Benny. | ||
| At the end of the day, I love my country. | ||
| And we've got to continue to fight, fight, fight, and never surrender. | ||
| And that's why I came out with this right here, to show my love and my support and to provide some great food to people. | ||
| We have, obviously, the... | ||
| The link up right here. | ||
| Cousin Tease. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| You can go order right now. | ||
| The website is CousinTease.com. | ||
| Yes, thank you, Benny. | ||
| You can find the Fight Fight Fight box right up at the top there. | ||
| Perfect time for the holidays. | ||
| Thanksgiving, Halloween, Christmas coming up. | ||
| Come on, man. | ||
| You got your liberal family member coming over for Thanksgiving dinner or Christmas morning. | ||
| Bust out a box like this. | ||
| And make sure on Thanksgiving, do not wash them collard greens in the bathtub! | ||
| Don't do it! | ||
| Don't do it! | ||
| Bro, that's just gross, okay? | ||
| That's just disgusting. | ||
| There's no Seinfeld about that. | ||
| There's an entire Seinfeld about Kramer washing. | ||
| As a cook, I'm telling you, do not wash them collard greens in the bathtub. | ||
| Like Kamala Harris. | ||
| There's a famous Seinfeld scene where Kramer's washing his salad in the bathtub. | ||
| Just disgusting, Benny. | ||
| And it's disgusting. | ||
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Everyone spits it out. | |
| It's amazing. | ||
| We used to write comedy about the Kamala campaign because it was so absurd and now it's happening in real life. | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| In real life. | ||
| It is pure insanity. | ||
| Benny, we have to win. | ||
| We have to. | ||
| And Benny, you better realize this, Benny. | ||
| Kamala Harris can't take jokes. | ||
| So if she becomes president, she's sending the military. | ||
| They come and shut your studio down, Benny. | ||
| Because, Benny, you clown Kamala a lot. | ||
| They would shut down. | ||
| They would shut. | ||
| They would shut. | ||
| They would try. | ||
| They're already trying. | ||
| They're already putting meme makers in jail. | ||
| They would try. | ||
|
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Terrence, I have one final meme for you. | |
| One final meme for you just to show you how quick we are. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Here's Kamala washing her collard greens a la Kramer in Seinfeld. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
|
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So what are you up to? | |
| Just cutting up a little thank you for Tim. | ||
| And here's for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub. | ||
| You have a garbage disposal in your bathtub? | ||
|
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Ileana, I use it all the time. | |
| I made this whole meal. | ||
| This food was in the shower with you? | ||
| I prepared it as I did. | ||
| No! | ||
| I'm a big Seinfeld fan, and that rings for me. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, the best comedian in the country, on his way to hosting the Oscars. | ||
| Hollywood's no longer woke. | ||
| Terrence Williams, like an Elon rocket ship, go give him a follow. | ||
| Two million Americans can't be wrong. | ||
| Terrence Williams. | ||
| Such a great American. | ||
| God bless you. | ||
| Thank you, brother. | ||
| Kamala S. Kramer is Nightmare Fuel, says executive producer, ALX. | ||
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Oh, man. | |
| All right. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| That was great. | ||
| That was fun. | ||
| I freaking love Terrence, man. | ||
| I love having that guy on. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Ask Benny. | ||
| Let's rock and roll. | ||
| Ask Benny. | ||
| Cheryl. | ||
| I'm so glad that you... | ||
| What's that? | ||
| What's that? | ||
| Oh, no stinger on the Ask Betty? | ||
| Yeah, okay. | ||
| Ask Betty Stinger. | ||
| That's right. | ||
| I can't complain about not having a stinger and then not call for the stinger. | ||
|
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Let's go. | |
| you Thank you. | ||
| Yeah, well... | ||
| We're gonna work on that singer. | ||
| We're gonna work on that singer. | ||
| You gotta keep the music rolling through or cut it sooner. | ||
| Alright, we're gonna work on it. | ||
| We're gonna work on it. | ||
| We're doing the show live. | ||
| We had a little mic problem earlier. | ||
| We're letting it roll. | ||
| We're letting it rip. | ||
| Just gonna let it happen. | ||
| Evacuated for a week. | ||
| Did the show from a fish closet. | ||
| Smelled. | ||
| There's a barracuda behind me. | ||
| Glad to be back. | ||
| Got some exciting things to tell you, too. | ||
| I am so glad that you are going to have a non-profit. | ||
| At your company. | ||
| I'll donate each month for the great work that you do. | ||
| Well, thank you very much, Cheryl. | ||
| We're going to have a non-profit called the America First Foundation where we only help Americans. | ||
| I mean, I don't know why that's such a crazy thought, but we're going to go and help our fellow Americans. | ||
| There's a lot of Americans that are suffering. | ||
| We go and we help the whole rest of the world, but I've never seen anybody advertise like, hey, listen, this is going to be a company, like, nothing against. | ||
|
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Cambodia! | |
| Or Uganda! | ||
| Or whatever. | ||
| You know, like, nothing against those places. | ||
| But these places already get, like, billions of dollars of humanitarian aid. | ||
| What have people done for Appalachia? | ||
| What have people done for East Palestine? | ||
| What have people done for Springfield, Ohio? | ||
| What have people done for people in Western North Carolina? | ||
| That's what our charity is going to be based on. | ||
| And we're going to do uplifting content. | ||
| We're based on the things we do for these places. | ||
| We've already been doing some of them. | ||
| We already do charity work, right? | ||
| We went to East Palestine. | ||
| We went to the poorest county in America. | ||
| And we're going to help out our fellow Americans. | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| It's a crazy idea. | ||
| But that's what we're going to do. | ||
| We're going to start that charity. | ||
| I have some more on that in due time. | ||
| Should Trump put a temporary federal prison? | ||
| Yes, Ned! | ||
| I love it! | ||
| Can you write for my show? | ||
| Yes, that's a great idea. | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Put, like, say, nope, federal authorities coming in here. | ||
| We're putting all the illegal criminal aliens in Obama's backyard. | ||
| You break it, you buy it! | ||
| Candace says, Hi, Benny. | ||
| I keep hearing about California making it illegal to check ID for voters. | ||
| Here's the thing that nobody seems to be bringing up. | ||
| If IDs aren't being checked, how are we supposed to know that votes aren't being counted correctly? | ||
| What's stopping people from vote counting multiple times? | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| The problem with the modern-day corporate Democrat Party is they are out of touch with what people—not out of touch. | ||
| They're on different planets. | ||
| They live on different planets than reality. | ||
| They assume that people still trust the FBI. | ||
| That people still trust our voting systems. | ||
| That people still trust the institutions. | ||
| When they have gutted those institutions and have pillaged all type of credentialism that existed there once. | ||
| There used to be credentialism. | ||
| Hi, I work for the FBI. | ||
| Now, that credentialism is gone. | ||
| Nobody trusts or believes our institutions anymore. | ||
| And so California can't just go and get rid of all voting securities and expect They just expect people are like, oh yeah, but no one would do anything bad, right? | ||
| Right? | ||
| It's just California. | ||
| We just watched California go from a red state in my lifetime. | ||
| In my lifetime. | ||
| I was born in 1986. | ||
| In my lifetime, California was a red state. | ||
| Ronald Reagan was president. | ||
| Red state California turns to blue state California in the time span of like a couple of years. | ||
| Overnight. | ||
| Because of voter fraud. | ||
| Right? | ||
| So... | ||
| We're not stupid. | ||
| We have eyeballs. | ||
| We can perceive reality. | ||
| And so the faith and institutions are completely gone. | ||
| But I think that we are on the right path. | ||
| I think that there's been a pretty remarkable energy shift. | ||
| We played to the polls at the very start. | ||
| Culture is moving our direction. | ||
| There's nothing more cringy than being a Kamala Harris supporter. | ||
| Donald Trump. | ||
| Says you're a cuck if you're a man and you vote for Kamala Harris. | ||
| He's right. | ||
| There's nothing worse than hating your fellow countrymen. | ||
| By the way, none of you people are voting for Kamala Harris. | ||
| You're absolutely smooth braids. | ||
| None of you are voting for Kamala Harris. | ||
| You all just don't like Trump. | ||
| Just admit it. | ||
| You don't know Kamala Harris. | ||
| You're willing to waste your vote on somebody who is a borderline IQ Like, needs, like a deeply borderline IQ, like needs help. | ||
| Yeah, individual. | ||
| Cackling, unserious, cringe, who will like sink the American dream straight into the mud. | ||
| You're willing to do that because you don't like Donald Trump. | ||
| You're broken. | ||
| You're just like, you're a broken person. | ||
| You live a miserable life. | ||
| The energy for the culture is back on our sides. | ||
| Last night. | ||
| In conclusion here, last night you had a room full of billionaires, NFL owners, alpha males, religious leaders laughing their asses off at the absurdity and stupidity of the woke Democrat Party while Chuck Schumer had to sit there, sit there like this. | ||
| You have the photo still, Killer Kline? | ||
| It's the perfect image of this current moment. | ||
| Let's just zoom out. | ||
| The perfect image of the two political, the two ideologies that stand to govern America. | ||
| And it's like, it's just great. | ||
| Trump hand-boning and Chuck Schumer sitting there, twisted, mean, bitter, and angry, and living an actual joyless life. | ||
| Donald Trump is what it looks like to live out the American dream. | ||
| And that's what we are going to reignite in this election. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, we'll do so by staying true to who we are and to our foundations, because we actually have one. | ||
| That's why we have our verse of the day. | ||
| Verse of the day from Romans 12. Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. | ||
| Are you ready for that? | ||
| Are you ready to accept all of the salt in your salt shakers in the next couple of days? | ||
| Like, there has been a lot of evil that have been pressed down on this country over the last couple years. | ||
| It's been rough. | ||
| It's been tough to do the show many of these days. | ||
| But you keep a pep in your step, a chip on your shoulder, a stiff upper lip, looking at the silver linings of things and knowing that God ain't done with this country yet. | ||
| And that can keep you going. | ||
| And quite frankly, this is the kind of stuff that you give over to God. | ||
| And that faith sets you free. | ||
| Overcome evil with good. | ||
| That's what we're going to do on this program. | ||
| That's why we say thank you for making this show possible, for watching, subscribing, for signing up for the Benny Brigade. | ||
| We will march forward on to victory. | ||
| We've got some exciting new projects. | ||
| We're going to be on the road a lot in the next coming days. | ||
| We've got some exciting new stuff. | ||
| We're rolling, baby. | ||
| This is where the energy is. | ||
| It's your boy, Benny. | ||
| Have a great weekend, and this is the greatest country on Earth. | ||
|
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See ya. | |
| And they also called me Skidmark. | ||
| Nipple hair. | ||
| Lame. | ||
|
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Loser. | |
| Hey Lesbo. | ||
| Did I say Lesbo? | ||
| Dog face. | ||
| Panty stain. | ||
| Are you aware that I am rubber and you are glue and everything that you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you? | ||
| The biggest ships in the sea All owned by the oldest Kings And their dying legacy Media deal reads Soon will the Benny show come to mind The salt from lives for fun | ||
| Bring the gun, we sail for number one Soon will the penny show come We'll come to mine the salt from lives for fun. | ||
| Leave the gold and bring the gun. | ||
| We sail for number one. | ||
| The biggest ships in the sea. |
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