July 24, 2024 - The Benny Show - Benny Johnson
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| We're coming to you live from the North Lawn of the White House, where in two hours, President Biden will address the nation, his fourth address to the nation from the Oval Office in his presidency, his first since announcing Sunday that he is dropping out of the presidential race. | ||
| President Biden will explain his reasoning behind the end of his reelection effort. | ||
| He'll also outline what he intends to do during his final months in office. | ||
| Also tonight, we are waiting to hear from former President Donald Trump at a campaign rally in North Carolina, his first rally there in five months. | ||
| President Trump won that state narrowly in 2020. | ||
| Tonight, we're also learning new details about the attempted assassination of the Republican nominee, hearing from the director of the FBI. | ||
| And we will show you new body cam video from officers on the scene right after that shooting. | ||
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And now, a message. | |
| Cool evening, America. | ||
| I've been told that I'm stepping down. | ||
| And as you all know, taking even one step down is a big, big challenge for me. | ||
| It appears to me that the glue and tape holding me together is starting to fail. | ||
| I'm falling apart. | ||
| Anyway, to my former voters, on November 5th, a few days after Halloween, you will have to eat a hot dog all in one bite. | ||
| It's a big, big hot dog. | ||
| Jack, enjoy your meal. | ||
| That's all. | ||
| Biden out. | ||
| What? | ||
| What is that? | ||
| That was really good. | ||
| We're going to get to this, actually, in a second. | ||
| The Joe Biden voice AI. | ||
| Did they fake Joe Biden's voice on that cringy-ass phone call with Kamala Harris? | ||
| Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden, for the first time, will be addressing the nation and speaking to any camera, anywhere. | ||
| About why the hell, in the middle of the day, on Sunday, he decided to fake, sign his name, and I say fake, I can prove it, like some creepy, like forced signature, and say he's not running for president again. | ||
| He hasn't explained anything to us. | ||
| And so, ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will go live to the White House, to the feed of Joe Biden. | ||
| Presumably explaining it all. | ||
| Who knows what will happen? | ||
| Will it be AI? | ||
| Will it be Joe Biden? | ||
| Will he glitch in the middle of it? | ||
| You'll see that it's AI. | ||
| Will a gear, will a gasket blow? | ||
| Quick, swap him out! | ||
| Which Joe Biden will we see tonight? | ||
| Number four or number three? | ||
| My favorite is number seven, actually. | ||
| Love his little button nose. | ||
| Which one will come hoovering out from around the corner off of the Roomba charger? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| But we'll cover it live. | ||
| And we encourage you to hop in the chat and let us know. | ||
| ALX, let's pin something up on the chat. | ||
| Is it Joe Biden tonight? | ||
| Or is it Robo Joe Biden? | ||
| Is it Body Double Joe Biden? | ||
| Or is it AI Hologram Joe Biden? | ||
| Those are going to be your four options on tonight's poll. | ||
| Make sure that you vote. | ||
| And make sure that you like the channel. | ||
| Make sure that you like. | ||
| One like equals one vote for Donald Trump. | ||
| That's what we'll do tonight. | ||
| One vote for Donald Trump. | ||
| I was going to say one like equals one Kamala cackle, but you don't want that. | ||
| Even though I'm going to play you actually quite a bit of Kamala cackle in this broadcast. | ||
| So that's what we will see tonight. | ||
| Now we have breaking news as of this very second. | ||
| All right. | ||
| We have a ton of breaking news, actually, to get through this evening. | ||
| We have breaking news as of this second, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| I can't help myself. | ||
| I can't. | ||
| I can't help myself. | ||
| Is Biden dead versus donate to Kamala? | ||
| This is the results directly from Google. | ||
| And Google tells us that is Biden dead is a far more popular search than donate. | ||
| To fake Kamala Harris. | ||
| Kamala Harris is fake. | ||
| Her campaign is fake. | ||
| She is fake. | ||
| Everything she says about herself is fake. | ||
| Her accent is fake. | ||
| Kamala Harris, depending on the audience, Kamala Harris has a different accent. | ||
| Nobody likes Kamala Harris. | ||
| Nobody. | ||
| We can prove it. | ||
| Kamala Harris is fake. | ||
| The things she's saying are fake, but also the way she says them are fake. | ||
| Listen to this. | ||
| This is so cringe-inducing. | ||
| So rage-inducing. | ||
| Depending on the audience, Kamala Harris sounds like the Canadian, the little girl that was raised in Canada. | ||
| Sounds like Foghorn Leghorn. | ||
| I think he's gonna get in. | ||
| It's so bad. | ||
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I said to the congressman, I didn't know he could preach like that. | |
| What? | ||
| Dude, she's like an extra and gone with the wind. | ||
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What is this? | |
| Nobody believes her. | ||
| Nobody likes her. | ||
| All right. | ||
| Meanwhile, Donald Trump in North Carolina, right seconds ago, this just broadcast seconds ago, Donald Trump in North Carolina. | ||
| Amazing. | ||
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Look at that. | |
| I'm telling you, there are not professional hockey or NBA games that have this number of people at them. | ||
| Maybe you just have a good angle, Benny. | ||
| Okay, fine. | ||
| How about this one? | ||
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This is from minutes ago. | |
| Minutes ago in North Carolina. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Executive producer ALX. | ||
| He's the executive producer of The Benny Show and also the executive producer of In the Arena, which we are broadcasting, which we are co-broadcasting with tonight, our show on Tenet, because we're going to be doing more breaking news. | ||
| We want to do more breaking news with a breaking news show, so why not? | ||
| ALX, can you please load me up some of Donald Trump's comments on Kamala? | ||
| Donald Trump has a new nickname. | ||
| For Kamala Harris, it's fake Kamala, because she is, in fact, fake. | ||
| Now, why should you listen to Donald Trump here? | ||
| It's very important. | ||
| Because, well, he's been right. | ||
| We went bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S, over a clip of President Trump the day after the debate. | ||
| Now, this is when Joe Biden was blaspheming his own religion. | ||
| Swearing on the sea, the sun, the stars, and the heavens themselves that no one could get him to drop out. | ||
| Joe Biden said in the Stephanopoulos interview, I kid you not, he said it, we have the clip. | ||
| He said God himself couldn't come down and get me to drop out of the presidential race. | ||
| We have the clip. | ||
| Strange thing for a Christian to say. | ||
| Again, it's blasphemous. | ||
| We would never say such a thing. | ||
| But Joe Biden decided to say it. | ||
| So before all of that, Donald Trump... | ||
| Straight as narrow, dude. | ||
| Called what was about to happen to the race. | ||
| And he was right. | ||
| Mark, how did I do with the debate the other night? | ||
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Amazing. | |
| That old broken down pile of crap. | ||
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Yeah. | |
| He just quit, you know. | ||
| He's quitting the rest. | ||
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Is that right? | |
| Yep. | ||
| I got him out of the right. | ||
| And that means we have Kamala. | ||
| I think she's going to be better. | ||
| Dude. | ||
| She's so bad. | ||
| She's so pathetic. | ||
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It's so amazing. | |
| She's so f***ing bad. | ||
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I just can't imagine. | |
| But can you imagine that guy dealing with Putin and the president of China who's a fierce person? | ||
| He's a fierce man. | ||
| Right. | ||
| A very tough guy. | ||
| And they see him. | ||
| They probably. | ||
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They just announced he's probably quitting. | |
| Good. | ||
| Very good. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Time's coming back. | ||
| You just keep knocking him out. | ||
| At the time, we said this is a very interesting clip of President Trump. | ||
| Because I think Trump... | ||
| In the middle of this clip, you can see he makes eye contact with, like, the little phone that's recording him. | ||
| And he corrects himself. | ||
| Trump knew Biden was dropping out, dude. | ||
| He knew it. | ||
| He knew it. | ||
| Right? | ||
| And he knew that Kamala would... | ||
| They were prepared for this. | ||
| They were obviously prepared. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, Donald Trump knows what it's like to run against someone who is a far-left Extremely unhappy. | ||
| Chardonnay, psychotic wine aunt, left-wing, cat lady liar, who is somebody who just sickly and habitually lies to the American public. | ||
| This was the poll on the eve of the election in 2016. | ||
| Now you're going to see a lot of polls. | ||
| You're going to see a lot of polls. | ||
| We don't know what Joe Biden's going to say tonight. | ||
| Again, thank you for joining us. | ||
| We await. | ||
| We literally have the screen up. | ||
| Can we pop that screen up? | ||
| We literally have the screen up. | ||
| You can see here. | ||
| Awaiting for Joe Biden's decision not to seek re-election. | ||
| All right? | ||
| That's what we're going to see. | ||
| That's what we're going to see tonight. | ||
| It says live tonight at 8. They have a tendency to collate on these things. | ||
| But we'll see. | ||
| It's past Joe Biden's sundown hours. | ||
| Remember, Joe Biden's only good from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. | ||
| So we're pushing the limits here. | ||
| Which AI will Joe Biden be tonight? | ||
| Which hologram? | ||
| When Joe Biden is live, obviously, ladies and gentlemen, we'll cut right to it. | ||
| But as we wait, let's have some fun. | ||
| And make sure you vote in the poll. | ||
| Make sure you vote in that poll. | ||
| Is that poll up, ALX? | ||
| Let's rock and roll. | ||
| Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero. | ||
| This is what the Washington Post published on the eve of the election, October 24, 2016. | ||
| Well, well, well. | ||
| The writers of this piece had to sob directly into the Washington Post paper, their salty tears, and then use that paper for toilet paper, which is all it's good for. | ||
| I'm just wanting to sort of preface this by saying you're going to see some honeymoon polls for Kamala Harris. | ||
| You're going to see polls that say Kamala Harris is ahead! | ||
| Kamala Harris is beating Trump! | ||
| We've been there before. | ||
| We've been there before. | ||
| This is so embarrassing. | ||
| And by the way, Kamala Harris is a much bigger liar and lies about much worse stuff than Hillary Clinton did even. | ||
| That's saying a lot, right? | ||
| And I know, I know, I'm on the list now. | ||
| I'm on the list. | ||
| Man, you know, I know it's dangerous, but like wiping your server, like deleting all your emails. | ||
| Is worse than what Kamala's done. | ||
| Is not as bad as what Kamala's done. | ||
| Correction there. | ||
| Uno reverse. | ||
| This is worse. | ||
| Watch Kamala here. | ||
| I'm going to mute Joe Biden because you know this whole quote. | ||
| Look at Kamala's face. | ||
| Look at her face. | ||
| Pain. | ||
| Kamala is in pain. | ||
| Look at her. | ||
| She's so embarrassed. | ||
| She's so embarrassed, in fact, that when a corporate media reporter, this guy's from PBS, asked her point blank one year ago, will you run for president? | ||
| Because Joe Biden clearly isn't up for it. | ||
| Kamala said this. | ||
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And Biden, and he is not able to run, that there would be a free-for-all for who would run as president. | |
| Because Joe Biden is very much alive and running for re-election. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| You come up to me and you're like, yo, Benny, how's your wife? | ||
| You know, you see me at the gas station grocery store down here in Florida. | ||
| It's a place called Publix. | ||
| What's your favorite grocery store? | ||
| Publix. | ||
| And then in Iowa, where I was raised, it was Hy-Vee. | ||
| Whatever your favorite grocery store is, come up to me. | ||
| And you're like, hey, how's your wife? | ||
| And I go, I turn to you and I go, I'm going to do my best Kamala impression. | ||
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Thank you. | |
| She's very much alive. | ||
| And she's good. | ||
| And she's here with us. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Like, you'd call the cops! | ||
| You would. | ||
| I know you would. | ||
| You'd call the cops. | ||
| You'd be like, Benny is creeping me out, man. | ||
| Why would he talk like that about his wife? | ||
| Right? | ||
| Something horrible has happened. | ||
| Somebody check whatever's buried in the backyard. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Like, that's what you'd say. | ||
| And this is what Kamala Harris said on the record about Joe Biden. | ||
| Such an evil witch. | ||
| Such an evil witch. | ||
| So let's go ahead and check in on Joe Biden's last, let's say, seven days here. | ||
| How have they exactly treated the guy? | ||
| Well, this is one of the biggest trending Google searches in the world right now. | ||
| Is Joe Biden alive? | ||
| I guess we'll all find out together tonight. | ||
| Again, we're monitoring the feed. | ||
| We won't miss a single second of it. | ||
| As soon as that feed clicks on live, we will go to it live. | ||
| You won't miss a single second. | ||
| We are live right now. | ||
| These are the little spikes. | ||
| Oh, here we go. | ||
| Joe Biden, Lady Trump. | ||
| Audio. | ||
| George Washington showed us presidents are not kings. | ||
| Abraham Lincoln. | ||
| Who implored us to reject malice. | ||
| Franklin Roosevelt, who inspired us to reject fear. | ||
| I revere this office, but I love my country more. | ||
| It's been the honor of my life to serve as your President. | ||
| But in the defense of democracy, which is at stake, I think is more important than any title. | ||
| I draw strength and I find joy in working for the American people. | ||
| But this sacred task We're perfecting our union. | ||
| It's not about me. | ||
| It's about you, your families, your futures. | ||
| It's about we the people. | ||
| We can never forget that. | ||
| And I never have. | ||
| I've made it clear that I believe America is at an inflection point. | ||
| One of those rare moments in history when the decisions we make now determine our fate of our nation and the world for decades to come. | ||
| America is going to have to choose between moving forward or backward, between hope and hate, between unity and division. | ||
| We have to decide: Do we still believe in honesty, decency, respect, freedom, justice, and democracy? | ||
| In this moment, we can see those we disagree with, not as enemies, but as fellow Americans. | ||
| Can we do that? | ||
| Does character in public life still matter? | ||
| I believe I know the answer to these questions, because I know you, the American people. | ||
| And I know this: We are a great nation because we are good people. | ||
| When you elected me to this office, I promise to always level with you, to tell you the truth. | ||
| The truth. | ||
| The sacred cause of this country is larger than any one of us. | ||
| And those of us who cherish that cause cherish it so much-- a cause of American democracy itself-- must unite to protect it. | ||
| You know, in recent weeks, it's become clear to me that I need to unite my party in this critical endeavor. | ||
| I believe my record as president, my leadership in the world. | ||
| My vision for America's future all merited a second term. | ||
| But nothing, nothing can come in the way of saving our democracy. | ||
| That includes personal ambition. | ||
| So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation. | ||
| That's the best way to unite our nation. | ||
| You know, there is a time and a place for long years of experience in public life. | ||
| There's also a time and a place for new voices, fresh voices. | ||
| Yes, younger voices. | ||
| And that time and place is now. | ||
| Over the next six months, I'll be focused on doing my job as president. | ||
| That means I'll continue to lower costs for hardworking families, grow our economy. | ||
| I'll keep defending our personal freedoms and our civil rights, from the right to vote to the right to choose. | ||
| I'll keep calling out hate and extremism. | ||
| Make it clear there is no place, no place in America for political violence or any violence ever, period. | ||
| I'm going to keep speaking out to protect our kids from gun violence. | ||
| Our planet from climate crisis is the existential threat. | ||
| And I will keep fighting for my cancer moonshot so we can end cancer as we know it because we can do it. | ||
| I'm going to call for Supreme Court reform because this is critical to our democracy: Supreme Court reform. | ||
| You know, I will keep working to ensure Americans remain strong, secure, and the leader of the free world. | ||
| I'm the first president in this century to report to the American people that the United States is not at war anywhere in the world. | ||
| We'll keep rallying a coalition of proud nations to stop Putin from taking over Ukraine and doing more damage. | ||
| We'll keep NATO stronger, and I'll make it more powerful and more united than any time in all of our history. | ||
| I'll keep doing the same for our allies in the Pacific. | ||
| You know, when I came to office, the conventional wisdom was that China would inevitably surpass the United States. | ||
| That's not the case anymore. | ||
| And I'm going to keep working to end the war in Gaza, bring home all the hostages, and bring peace and security to the Middle East and end this war. | ||
| We're also working around the clock to bring home Americans being unjustly detained all around the world. | ||
| You know, we've come so far since my inauguration. | ||
| On that day, I told you, as I stood in that winter-- we were stood in a winter of peril. | ||
| And a winner of possibilities. | ||
| Parallel possibilities. | ||
| We were in the grip of the worst pandemic in the century. | ||
| The worst economic crisis since the Great Depression. | ||
| The worst attack on our democracy since the Civil War. | ||
| This voice just changed? | ||
| We came together as Americans. | ||
| We got through it. | ||
| We emerged stronger, more prosperous and more secure. | ||
| Today, we have the strongest economy in the world creating nearly 16 million new jobs at record. | ||
| Wages are up. | ||
| Inflation continues to come down. | ||
| The racial wealth gap is the lowest it's been in 20 years. | ||
| We're literally rebuilding our entire nation-- urban, suburban, rural, and tribal communities. | ||
| Manufacturing has come back to America. | ||
| We're leading the world again in chips and science and innovation. | ||
| We finally beat Big Pharma after all these years. | ||
| To lower the cost of prescription drugs for seniors. | ||
| And I'm going to keep fighting to make sure we lower the cost for everyone, not just seniors. | ||
| More people in healthcare today in America than ever before. | ||
| And I signed one of the most significant laws helping millions of veterans and their families who are exposed to toxic materials. | ||
| You know, most significant climate law ever, ever in the history of the world. | ||
| The first major gun safety law in 30 years. | ||
| Today, the violent crime rate is at a 50-year low. | ||
| We're also securing our border. | ||
| Border crossings are lower today than when the previous administration left office. | ||
| I've kept my commitment to appoint the first Black woman to the Supreme Court of the United States of America. | ||
| I also kept my commitment to have an administration that looks like America. | ||
| And be a president for all Americans. | ||
| That's what I've done. | ||
| I ran for president four years ago because I believed and still do that the soul of America was at stake. | ||
| The very nature of who we are was at stake. | ||
| And that's still the case. | ||
| America is an idea. | ||
| An idea stronger than any army. | ||
| Bigger than any ocean. | ||
| More powerful than any dictator or tyrant. | ||
| Powerful idea in the history of the world. | ||
| That idea is that we hold these truths to be self-evident. | ||
| We're all created equal. | ||
| In Daubar, there are certainly inalienable rights: life, liberty, pursuit of happiness. | ||
| We've never fully lived up to it, to this sacred idea. | ||
| But we've never walked away from it either. | ||
| And I do not believe the American people will walk away from it now. | ||
| In just a few months. | ||
| The American people choose the course of America's future. | ||
| I made my choice. | ||
| I've made my views known. | ||
| I'd like to thank our great Vice President Kamala Harris. | ||
| She's experienced. | ||
| She's tough. | ||
| She's capable. | ||
| She's been an incredible partner to me and a leader for our country. | ||
| Now the choice is up to you, the American people. | ||
| When you make that choice-- Remember the words of Benjamin Franklin hanging on my wall here in the Oval Office alongside the bust of Dr. King and Rosa Parks and Cesar Chavez. | ||
| When Ben Franklin was asked, as he emerged from the convention going on, whether the founders have given America a monarchy or republic, Franklin's response was, "Republic, if you can keep it." The republic, if you can keep it. | ||
| Whether we keep our republic is now in your hands. | ||
| My fellow Americans, it has been the privilege of my life to serve this nation for over 50 years. | ||
| Nowhere else on earth could a kid with a stutter from modest beginnings in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and Claymont, Delaware, one day sit behind the resolute desk in the Oval Office as President of the United States. | ||
| Here I am. | ||
| That's what's so special about America. | ||
| We're a nation of promise and possibilities, of dreamers and doers, of ordinary Americans doing extraordinary things. | ||
| I've given my heart and my soul to our nation, like so many others. | ||
| I've been blessed a million times in return with the love and support of the American people. | ||
| I hope you have some idea how grateful I am to all of you. | ||
| The great thing about America is here, kings and dictators do not rule. | ||
| The people do. | ||
| History is in your hands. | ||
| The power is in your hands. | ||
| The idea of America lies in your hands. | ||
| You just have to keep faith. | ||
| Keep the faith. | ||
| And remember who we are. | ||
| We're the United States of America. | ||
| And there's simply nothing, nothing beyond our capacity when we do it together. | ||
| So let's act together. | ||
| Preserve our democracy. | ||
| God bless you all. | ||
| May God protect our troops. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Is that it? | ||
| That was President Biden. | ||
| So that's going to be it. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| So Joe Biden did the meme. | ||
| Hold on. | ||
| I cannot believe this. | ||
| This is one of my... | ||
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This is amazing. | |
| Joe Biden did the meme. | ||
| We shared this as a joke amongst the staff. | ||
| And here is the meme, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This was the meme. | ||
| Edward Russell, creator. | ||
| This was the meme that the next time you see Joe Biden, he's going to appear like this. | ||
| This was a joke. | ||
| This was the joke. | ||
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Joe Biden is about a week old. | |
| And then this is what Joe Biden just looked like in his pathetic last sad address to the American people, hopefully last ever, from the office that he is fully, totally disgraced. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| The memes predict the future. | ||
| Now, who the hell is this guy? | ||
| Because this is what Joe Biden looked like. | ||
| Less than 12 hours ago! | ||
| This is a photo from the wire services of Joe Biden. | ||
| Uh, alright. | ||
| What happened? | ||
| Did you get hit by the sun? | ||
| Did the sun come down and land on your face? | ||
| What happened to you? | ||
| Did you dive into a vat of Oompa Loompa chocolate Charlie Chaplin Chocolate Factory? | ||
| Willy Wonka? | ||
| What's going on here? | ||
| Look at this old cretinous corpse. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| Who the hell is this guy? | ||
| By the way, did he have a bruise on the side of his face? | ||
| This is why we have the poll asking, was that AI? | ||
| Was that AI? | ||
| Was that Mechanical Biden? | ||
| Was it Biden number two, number six, or number seven? | ||
| Number seven is my favorite. | ||
| Who the hell is this guy? | ||
| Some of the snap reactions from the internet note that this looks like a hostage video, which it does. | ||
| Our production team, Ashley on our production team, said this looks really sad, actually. | ||
| Like, this is quite frankly, like, really depressing to watch. | ||
| This is the same Joe Biden who... | ||
| How old is this tweet? | ||
| This is a week old. | ||
| Two weeks old. | ||
| A two-week-old tweet from Joe Biden. | ||
| Let me say this as clearly as I can. | ||
| I'm the sitting president of the United States. | ||
| I'm the nominee of the Democratic Party. | ||
| I'm staying in the race. | ||
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Okay, pal. | |
| Yeah. | ||
| This has 57 million views on it. | ||
| Joe Biden... | ||
| In a defiant interview that he gave just days ago to a guy named George Stephanopoulos, looked straight down the barrel of the camera and said, God himself couldn't get me to drop out of the race. | ||
| You kind of get like a Titanic feel about this, you know? | ||
| Famously, the captain of the Titanic said, God himself couldn't stink this ship. | ||
| Well, ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden just had his Titanic moment. | ||
| Here it is. | ||
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I mean, on a more practical level, Washington Post just reported in the last hour that Senator Mark Warner is assembling a group of senators together to try and convince you to stand down because they don't think you can win. | |
| Well, Mark is a good man. | ||
| We've never had that. | ||
| He also tried to get the nomination, too. | ||
| Mark's not. | ||
| Mark and I have a different perspective. | ||
| I respect him. | ||
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And if... | |
| Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries and Nancy Pelosi come down and say, we're worried that if you stay in the race, we're going to lose the House and the Senate. | ||
| How will you respond? | ||
| I go into detail with them. | ||
| I've spoken to all of them in detail, including Jim Clyburn, every one of them. | ||
| They all said I should stay in the race, stay in the race. | ||
| No one said, none of the people said I should leave. | ||
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But if they do? | |
| Well, it's like they're not going to do that. | ||
| You sure? | ||
| Yeah, sure. | ||
| Look, I mean, if the Lord Almighty came out and said, Joe, get out of the race, I'll get out of the race. | ||
| The Lord Almighty's not coming down. | ||
| You don't have to be a person of deeply devout faith. | ||
| I happen to be a Christian. | ||
| I'm just a simple Christian, right? | ||
| I just read my Bible. | ||
| I'm not particularly smart or knowledgeable. | ||
| I just read my Bible and I believe it. | ||
| And I gotta tell you, like, um... | ||
| Saying the Lord's not coming back? | ||
| And more importantly, the Lord couldn't get me out of this race? | ||
| Well then, who got you out of the race, Joe? | ||
| Exactly. | ||
| Was it Thayton? | ||
| I don't know. | ||
| Who was it, exactly? | ||
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What happened? | |
| You know, we could spend the rest of the night playing you defiant clips of Joe Biden. | ||
| You know it. | ||
| I know it. | ||
| Joe Biden's been asked this question for a long time, not just after the debate with Donald Trump, but for a long time, Joe Biden has faced this question. | ||
| Will you run again? | ||
| And Joe Biden decided that he's going to run again. | ||
| And he told us this for a long, long time, including, but not limited to, this clip where he says, the creator of the universe, God himself couldn't get me to drop out of this race. | ||
| What happened exactly? | ||
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What? | |
| What? | ||
| What file did they open for Joe Biden on blackmail? | ||
| What did they do to the guy? | ||
| It really makes you wonder what happened. | ||
| Maybe in our lifetime we won't know. | ||
| But there's something that happened in those five days of COVID isolation that scared literally the life out of Joe Biden. | ||
| Is Joe Biden alive? | ||
| This is still one of the top Googled search queries. | ||
| Is Joe Biden alive? | ||
| Is something that's... | ||
| That has little spikes here and there, right? | ||
| Every time Joe Biden falls downstairs. | ||
| But then we get to today, and it goes parabolic. | ||
| People are very concerned about Joe Biden, and that little appearance, that short appearance, ALX, what would we time that at? | ||
| Five minutes? | ||
| How long was that? | ||
| Felt like nothing. | ||
| Is it five minutes? | ||
| I mean, we live stream for like seven hours at a time, but like, does it have five minutes? | ||
| It's like nothing. | ||
| Joe Biden's slurring. | ||
| Super orange Joe Biden. | ||
| Clearly medicated Joe Biden with what looked like bruises on his face. | ||
| Slurring and gobbling his words. | ||
| Coughing and slack-jawed in the oval where he's as orange as a basketball. | ||
| Something. | ||
| He goes from this to this. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| Bro. | ||
| This is why the Babylon Bee can write headlines like this. | ||
| He's as orange as the Babylon Bee. | ||
| How about that? | ||
| He's as orange as the bee at the Babylon Bee. | ||
| America's just kind of curious if the president's alive. | ||
| You know, just kind of curious. | ||
| And there's a reason for that. | ||
| There's a reason why Lauren Boebert demanded proof of life of Joe Biden. | ||
| He needs to get on camera and explain that he's aware that he dropped out. | ||
| There's a reason why this, why people are posting what was wrong with Joe Biden. | ||
| This was Joe Biden going up the stairs on his last trip as resident of the White House. | ||
| I call him resident of the White House because I don't think Joe Biden's been president for a long time. | ||
| And I can prove that, actually. | ||
| In fact, I can prove it. | ||
| This is not the... | ||
| I want to make this very clear as somebody who pays way too much attention to this stuff. | ||
| So let me pay attention so that I can just tell it to you. | ||
| All right? | ||
| You don't want to have to watch every Joe Biden video like we have to. | ||
| Joe Biden trips on the stairs. | ||
| Not because he's too tired or too frail. | ||
| He often trips on the stairs because he's trying to do this little jog thing that Joe Biden does. | ||
| You see him do these little jogs? | ||
| And Joe Biden's trying to take the stairs too fast and he falls over, right? | ||
| He's trying to do his little jog up the stairs or down the stairs, right? | ||
| Or he's trying to turn too fast. | ||
| And he's not moving at the speed that his age and his obvious deformities would necessitate. | ||
| This... | ||
| Is Joe Biden moving at the speed of something terrible? | ||
| You can see here that Joe Biden can barely lift his foot. | ||
| And it gets so much worse. | ||
| So Joe Biden went to Las Vegas. | ||
| And then we heard at this little event that Joe Biden had to cancel his Vegas trip because he had COVID. | ||
| But what we've now learned is that Joe Biden had something far worse. | ||
| Far worse. | ||
| He might have had a stroke. | ||
| President Biden suffered undisclosed medical emergency during his time at Las Vegas, police sources say. | ||
| In this article from the great Jordan Satchel, who does spectacular work, he speaks with sources inside of the Las Vegas Metro PD that said that in the middle of Joe Biden's event, crackling over the speaker, Was Joe Biden sick? | ||
| Something horrible has happened to Joe Biden. | ||
| We need to medevac immediately. | ||
| And like hundreds of cops heard this. | ||
| And he spoke to what we assume to be dozens of police officers for this piece. | ||
| And they needed to rush Biden. | ||
| They needed to box out the roads to get Biden to the closest medical center for emergency treatment. | ||
| Then they decided instead, at the last minute, that would be too scary. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Meaning that that would be obviously huge headlines. | ||
| Right? | ||
| Everybody would have stopped what they were doing and turned their cameras to the hospital. | ||
| They needed to get Biden the hell onto Air Force One and get him out of there. | ||
| Reporters said that Air Force One took off so quickly that it shook. | ||
| The plane was shaking the entire time and she was sick. | ||
| This was the pool reporter. | ||
| Her name is Emily Gooden. | ||
| She works for the Daily Mail. | ||
| Something that Emily didn't put in her article is this video that I can't believe isn't the most viewed video in all of America right now. | ||
| Here you can hear the plane engines roar as Joe Biden exits Air Force One. | ||
| I'm going to go big here. | ||
| Now you can see here the same thing with Joe Biden's feet. | ||
| How he can barely lift his leg and he doesn't seem in control of his limbs. | ||
| Joe Biden also seems to have some type of paralysis on the side of his face because he can't smile. | ||
| He can't use one side of his face. | ||
| This is common in stroke victims. | ||
| So Joe Biden... | ||
| He seems very unsure on his feet, and then something horrific happens. | ||
| I can't believe that the corporate media has not shown this to you. | ||
| Why is this not the most viewed video in America? | ||
| So here's Joe Biden, cracking half a smile. | ||
| Presumably there's something wrong with his face, maybe some type of neurogenesis paralysis. | ||
| And then Joe Biden can't get into his car. | ||
| This is wild. | ||
| Watch. | ||
| Joe Biden needs... | ||
| A Secret Service agent to literally hoist him into the vehicle like he's FDR. | ||
| Like he doesn't have the use of his legs. | ||
| You can see it here. | ||
| Plain as day. | ||
| Dude, you don't even have to squint. | ||
| Look at that. | ||
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Dude. | |
| Dude. | ||
| Something horrible happened to Joe Biden. | ||
| Something horrible happened. | ||
| This is health-related. | ||
| This is health-related. | ||
| And who knows who's actually in charge of Joe Biden's health? | ||
| Can we load Joe Biden's brother's comments? | ||
| Very, very creepy stuff. | ||
| Joe Biden's brother gave a statement to NBC News, and he said, we're going to enjoy the time we have left with Joe Biden. | ||
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Okay. | |
| What does that mean? | ||
| Who the hell signed this paper? | ||
| This, of course, is Joe Biden's resignation. | ||
| What is this? | ||
| The hell is this? | ||
| Come on. | ||
| Come on, guys. | ||
| We've all seen Joe Biden's signature. | ||
| He doesn't underline his signature. | ||
| Also, this is for the most important signature of his life. | ||
| This is particularly sloppy. | ||
| Something's wrong with this dude. | ||
| Did you note how he's moving his hands in that address? | ||
| How his hands would drop below the desk? | ||
| Or he kept squeezing them together? | ||
| Something's wrong. | ||
| More importantly, they're all blanched. | ||
| Do you see his fingers? | ||
| Like how his fingers were white as a ghost, even though his face was orange. | ||
| Really interesting. | ||
| Let's load up a clip. | ||
| Let's load up a clip of that address. | ||
| It looks like we have some. | ||
| Yeah? | ||
| Do we have a couple? | ||
| Okay, well, let's pop over to him. | ||
| You know, in recent weeks, it's become clear to me. | ||
| You can see the teleprompter in the reflection. | ||
| Oh, no! | ||
| You know, in recent weeks, it's become clear to me. | ||
| The teleprompter's so big, you could see the reflection. | ||
| Oh my goodness gracious. | ||
| Come so far since my inauguration. | ||
| On that day, I told you as I stood in that winter, we were stood in a winter of peril and a winter of possibilities. | ||
| Parallel possibilities. | ||
|
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Thank you. | |
| Thank you. | ||
| Let me tell you something. | ||
| Don't you ever get into my comment section. | ||
| Don't you ever do it. | ||
| Don't you do it! | ||
| I know you might be thinking about it. | ||
| You kindly little old lady in Kansas. | ||
| Sitting here watching this in Kansas. | ||
| Don't you sit there. | ||
| Don't you go into my comment section and say you feel sorry for Joe Biden. | ||
| Do not feel sorry for Joe Biden. | ||
| Do not. | ||
| I'll tell you this right now. | ||
| I'll tell you this. | ||
| You go back to the Old Testament of God and kings. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| God and kings. | ||
| If you choose to be a leader and you become a leader and you are an evil leader, God's going to... | ||
| God's going to cut you down, as Johnny Cash would say. | ||
| These evil kings from the Old Testament times, man, they were humiliated. | ||
| This guy named Nebuchadnezzar, long name, this guy named Nebuchadnezzar, big time king, who is really powerful, very powerful. | ||
| And he defied God, and God made him an animal, sent him out into the fields, and he had to eat grass and eat like an animal. | ||
| Literally live in the fields, behaving like a cow or a beast. | ||
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Is this what's happening with Joe Biden? | |
| He's being publicly humiliated. | ||
| Joe, where you looking? | ||
|
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I'm over here. | |
| Joe, I'm here. | ||
| Hello? | ||
|
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What's up there? | |
| I don't know what's up there. | ||
| Is that Carly? | ||
| We love Carly. | ||
| Is this why Joe Biden's family was saying we're just going to enjoy the time we have left with him? | ||
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News had a brief conversation with Frank Biden, one of President Biden's two younger brothers, and here's what he told us. | |
| He said, I'm incredibly proud of my brother. | ||
| Selfishly, I will have him back to enjoy whatever time we have left. | ||
| Whatever time what now? | ||
| What? | ||
| Enjoy whatever time we have left with him? | ||
| Apparently the entire Biden family was in the White House watching this. | ||
| Holy moly. | ||
| There's been a coalescing. | ||
| I want to give you some color from inside the Oval Office. | ||
| Seated to the president's left in the Oval Office were family members, Dr. Jill Biden, Ashley Biden, Hunter Biden, Howard Crine, Mazie Biden, Naomi Biden, Finnegan Biden, and Hunter, president's grandson. | ||
| Also seated, Senior Advisor Mike Donilon, Steve Reschetti. | ||
| And for the good part of the speech, Ashley Biden had her eyes closed, nodding silently, breathing deeply as her father spoke. | ||
| And she dabbed her eyes with her shirt a couple of times. | ||
| This is an emotional time. | ||
| He is still going to be president. | ||
| And Republicans say there's a problem with that. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| There is a problem with that. | ||
| Because the person who didn't receive a single vote, fake Kamala, and I really hope Trump turns her into fake Kamala. | ||
| I really hope those lines. | ||
| We have some clips from Trump's rally tonight. | ||
| Fake Kamala. | ||
| Didn't receive any votes. | ||
| Nobody voted for her. | ||
| She didn't go through a primary process. | ||
| They are engaging in a coup right now. | ||
| And they abused an old man to get there. | ||
| It wasn't just Joe Biden's disease. | ||
| Drug addict children who were tweaking in the White House. | ||
| Crying. | ||
| And we don't know if they're crying because their dad is resigning. | ||
| Or if they're crying because their little baggies of coke were found that they had stashed everywhere? | ||
| We don't know. | ||
| We're not sure. | ||
| We're not mind readers. | ||
| But there's also this, like, super humiliating dude named Van Jones who did just cry on national TV. | ||
| Why not make fun of him together? | ||
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He asked the question, does characters still matter? | |
| Well, it does tonight. | ||
| It does tonight. | ||
| The kid with the stutter did good. | ||
| He did good. | ||
| That's a good man. | ||
| He fell on his sword. | ||
| He fell on his sword. | ||
| Most heroes, they fight to the better end. | ||
| He fell on his sword. | ||
| He's an old guy. | ||
| But the heart's still there. | ||
| You know, the words aren't as clear. | ||
| You sure about that? | ||
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But the love is as clear. | |
| The heart is still there. | ||
| You sure about that? | ||
| Are you sure about that? | ||
| Are you sure about that meme? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| So this is Joe Biden in the line that is being said. | ||
| That is being said to him in what seems like a hostage video, right? | ||
| There's got to be like cables that are connected to an electric battery, right? | ||
| Off camera. | ||
| Kamala Harris. | ||
| Okay, don't do it. | ||
| My leadership in the world. | ||
| My vision for America's future. | ||
| All merited a second term. | ||
| But nothing. | ||
| Nothing. | ||
| Can come in the way of saving our democracy. | ||
| That includes personal ambition. | ||
| So I've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation. | ||
| That's the best way to unite our nation. | ||
| You know, there is a time and a place for long years of experience in public life. | ||
| There's also a time and a place for new voices. | ||
| Fresh voices. | ||
| Yes, younger voices. | ||
| Okay, so this would be the line. | ||
| All right. | ||
| So this is him talking about Kamala Harris, which don't don't make no sense because Joe Biden on the record. | ||
| Hey, Alex, I can't remember which interview was was asked directly about Kamala Harris. | ||
| And Joe Biden's like, no, she can't win. | ||
| Joe Biden's Joe Biden straight up in the last few weeks. | ||
| I mean, we're talking we're not talking a long time ago. | ||
| We're talking about Joe Biden like nobody's shown me information that Kamala Harris will win. | ||
| Dude, Joe Biden straight up dogged on Kamala. | ||
| Just a few days ago. | ||
| We watch all of these clips, man. | ||
| And we have photographic memories for these kind of things. | ||
| Bit of a curse, maybe a blessing. | ||
| No, it's a curse. | ||
| But nonetheless, we remember. | ||
| The North remembers. | ||
| Like the North remembers this tweet from like two weeks ago. | ||
| Who's that guy? | ||
| What did you do with this guy? | ||
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As clear as I can, I'm a sitting resident of the United States. | |
| I'm a nominee of the Democratic poopy, and I'm staying in space. | ||
| Race, Jack. | ||
| Come on. | ||
| What'd you do with this guy? | ||
| What happened to this dude? | ||
| Now he's like, now he's all like, I gotta get a new generation. | ||
| Oh, okay. | ||
| Kamala Harris is already taking his place at the White House, alright? | ||
| Already speaking behind the presidential dais here. | ||
| Okay? | ||
| The most... | ||
| The most successful and shocking and horrifying coup in history. | ||
| So Kamala Harris is straight up, like, taking his podium, heading off to Delaware on these, like, mysterious little unplanned trips. | ||
| She heads off to Delaware, and she has a fake phone call with Joe Biden. | ||
| Bro, she goes in and does this fake-ass phone call with Joe Biden. | ||
| Is Joe Biden even on the phone here? | ||
| First, she does her fake accent, her fake Southern accent. | ||
| Where she suddenly turns into Foghorn Leghorn in Gone with the Wind. | ||
| Can I get applause for my husband? | ||
| Thank you all. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Can we just give it up again for my husband? | ||
| It is so good to hear. | ||
| Our president's voice. | ||
| Joe, I know you're still on the call, and we've been talking every day. | ||
| Do you hear it right there? | ||
| I hear you're still on the call. | ||
| Joe, I know you're still on the call, and we've been talking every day. | ||
| You probably, you guys heard it from Doug's voice. | ||
| We love Joe and Jill. | ||
| We really do. | ||
| They truly are like family to us. | ||
| Are you sure about that? | ||
| And we did everybody here that way. | ||
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Are you sure about that? | |
| I knew you were. | ||
| You're still there. | ||
| You're not going anywhere, Joe. | ||
| I'm watching you, kid. | ||
| I'm watching you, kid. | ||
| Oh, it's not going to be hard to watch. | ||
| This is going to be an entertaining next hundred days to the election. | ||
| Does this look like, hey, ladies who are watching, hey, ladies who are watching, is Kamala Harris, is this the face of a woman who's like, who's, is it right there? | ||
| Is this the face of a woman? | ||
| Remember, she just said, oh, Joe, you're still there. | ||
| You're not going anywhere. | ||
| Is this the face of a woman who's actually happy about her circumstances? | ||
| Or is this the face of a woman who is not happy? | ||
| Ladies, can you sound off there? | ||
| Men, if you have wives, if your girl looked at you like this, is she happy or is she not happy? | ||
| What happens next? | ||
| Well, we posted this clip and Dr. Ben Carson said, who knows the condition of President Biden? | ||
| We haven't seen him in days. | ||
| The one thing we know about this moment is that DEI is alive and well. | ||
| Then Joe Biden appears. | ||
| We didn't play you this clip because we really didn't know when Joe Biden would come on. | ||
| There's no audio to this clip. | ||
| But Joe Biden can barely walk. | ||
| Once again, Joe Biden can barely walk. | ||
| This is Joe Biden proof of life video. | ||
| Then Joe Biden is asked at the airport, why did you drop out? | ||
| And his response, right here. | ||
| Joe Biden asks at the airport, why did you drop out? | ||
| And his response is, What do you mean drop out? | ||
| I didn't drop out, Jack. | ||
| I'm excited to get back to work inside of the ice cream shop at the Senate. | ||
| He doesn't even know. | ||
| He doesn't have any clue. | ||
| This is not working on the American people, dude. | ||
| This is not working. | ||
| You can find this video on our timeline. | ||
| This is not working. | ||
| These are swing voters from Wisconsin. | ||
| And the point of this clip is that MSNBC goes there and asks about Kamala Harris, and they're like, she keeps lying to us. | ||
| She hid Joe Biden's health from us. | ||
| She's hiding Joe Biden's health from us. | ||
| How can we trust her? | ||
| CNN, on the other hand, is delivering some very savage polling realities for Kamala Harris, which is that Kamala Harris, who's supposed to have this delightful honeymoon period, is actually not having that great of a honeymoon period. | ||
| Kamala Harris is... | ||
| Again, they thought that this would bump her. | ||
| Well, dude, if you thought this was going to bump you, why did you run the most unpopular vice president? | ||
| Here's Kamala Harris' favorable versus unfavorables. | ||
| Why did you run the most unpopular vice president in American history? | ||
| This is the popularity of Kamala Harris. | ||
| Real clear politics. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
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Wow. | |
| Wow. | ||
| No! | ||
| Insane. | ||
| Meanwhile, here's Donald Trump tonight. | ||
| This is Donald Trump tonight in North Carolina. | ||
| See if you can spot the difference. | ||
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USA! | |
| I do sense some difference there. | ||
| Just a bit. | ||
| Just a bit. | ||
| So what do we got? | ||
| We got this, like, really weird state of play right now where we really, like, don't know who's in charge of the Democrat Party. | ||
| Because apparently, according to other breaking news here, scroll back on up to this article I was reading, this article was published at the time of recording. | ||
| It's right before the time of recording. | ||
| Barack Obama doesn't believe Kamala Harris can beat Trump, which is why he has not endorsed her. | ||
| According to sources close to the Bidens, Obama's very upset because he knows that she can't win. | ||
| Kamala Harris is an incompetent border czar who never visited the border, saying that all migrants should have health insurance. | ||
| She can't navigate the landmines that are ahead of her, saying she's going to get smoked in a debate with Donald Trump. | ||
| Donald Trump, for his part, taking a new line of attack. | ||
| At Kamala Harris tonight at his massive campaign rally. | ||
| As you know, three days ago, we officially defeated the worst president in the history of our country. | ||
| Crooker Joe Biden. | ||
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Officially defeated. | |
| He quit because he was losing so badly in the polls. | ||
| He was down in every single poll and down by a lot. | ||
| So he quit. | ||
| But really, what happened was the leaders of the Democrat Party, in a very undemocratic move, the bosses, they said, either you get out or we're going to throw you out using the 25th Amendment. | ||
| That's what happened. | ||
| You know that. | ||
| So what? | ||
| Well, you know that. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| That's what happens. | ||
| These are nasty people, the Democrats. | ||
| So we better beat them or we're not going to have a country left. | ||
| You're not going to have a country left. | ||
| So now we have a new victim to defeat, Lyin Kamala Harris. | ||
| Lyin, L-Y-I-N apostasy. | ||
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*crying* | |
| I like the return of the lion moniker. | ||
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You're getting out. | |
| You're getting killed in the polls. | ||
| You can't win. | ||
| You saw that. | ||
| You can't win. | ||
| You're getting killed. | ||
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So now they bring in this one who's worse than him. | |
| She's worse than him. | ||
| Because he's a fake liberal. | ||
| He wasn't that liberal. | ||
| He was fake. | ||
| She's a real liberal. | ||
| She really is a real liberal. | ||
| She's much worse than him. | ||
| Now, if we start beating her in the polls by 10 or 15 points, are they going to bring in a third candidate? | ||
| It's like, you know, Trump is killing this guy. | ||
| All right, out! | ||
| Let's bring in a new one. | ||
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Out! | |
| Out! | ||
| And then maybe at some point they get one right, but when will that stop? | ||
| And you know, the guy had 14 million votes. | ||
| So much for democracy. | ||
| You know, they talk about democracy. | ||
| He had 14 million votes, and they said, we're going to give it to somebody with no votes. | ||
| She had no votes. | ||
| In addition to her horrendous record as Vice President, Kamala Harris has also been... | ||
| Caught red-handed perpetrating the biggest scandal in American political history. | ||
| For three and a half years, Harris shamelessly lied to the public to cover up Joe Biden's mental unfitness, claiming that crooked Joe was at the absolute top of his game. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I don't think so. | ||
| I wish him well, but I don't like him. | ||
| He's not a nice person. | ||
| I mean, he's not a nice person. | ||
| He's trying to put me in jail. | ||
| Why would I like him, right? | ||
| That's the first time. | ||
| No, first time. | ||
| And she's the one behind it. | ||
| And she's got a new line, you know? | ||
| She's going, I'm the prosecutor. | ||
| She's one of the worst prosecutors in history. | ||
| She destroyed San Francisco. | ||
| So this is Donald Trump taking a new tat on Kamala Harris and saying that Kamala Harris is actually the person who's the evil genius behind all Joe Biden's worst leftist policies. | ||
| I think this is the last line I'll play from Joe Biden tonight, because this is really like a hostage video. | ||
| Really super depressing. | ||
| But this was the clip that I was kind of like grasping for, and I knew it was just from a week ago. | ||
| Guys, Joe Biden's last press conference was this NATO press conference, and Joe Biden was asked point blank at the NATO press conference, are you going to turn it over to Kamala? | ||
| And Joe Biden goes, hell no! | ||
| Kamala can't win. | ||
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You earlier explained confidence in your vice president. | |
| Yes. | ||
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If your team came back and showed you data that she would fare better against former president Donald Trump, would you reconsider your decision to stay in the race? | |
| No, unless they came back and said there's no way you can win. | ||
| Me. | ||
| No one's saying that. | ||
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No Paul says that. | |
| This ends tonight's press conference. | ||
| Thanks, everybody. | ||
| What a mess, man. | ||
| What a disaster. | ||
| Friends like this, who needs friends, right? | ||
| President Trump on Truth Social. | ||
| Crooked Joe Biden's Oval Office speech was barely understandable. | ||
| So bad. | ||
| Here's a photo of President Trump watching the speech. | ||
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Look at this. | |
| Just published. | ||
| President Trump on his plane. | ||
| That's this TV that he's watching here. | ||
| This is the massive TV on his plane. | ||
| We actually rode with Trump on his plane once. | ||
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Awesome. | |
| Awesome experience. | ||
| This is Donald Trump watching the speech. | ||
| Wow. | ||
| From his plane after his rally in Charlotte. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Breaking news out of the White House. | ||
| Biden's White House staff celebrating tonight with pizza, beer, wine, and ice cream. | ||
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Celebrating. | |
| Ha ha ha ha. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Celebrating. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Oh, that's just so unbelievably pathetic. | ||
| It's so sad, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| It's about as sad, and this is reaching here, but it's about as sad as Kamala Harris's fake Southern accent. | ||
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I'm not. | |
| I said to the congressman, I didn't know he could preach like that. | ||
| I ain't always tired. | ||
| Oh man, these two hate each other. | ||
| And Obama hates both of them. | ||
| That's the dynamic inside of the Democrat Party right now. | ||
| How can we prove it? | ||
| I'm going to prove it very quickly here with our friend Tucker Carlson. | ||
| Tucker Carlson did such a nice little ditty on these things. | ||
| I posted the other night on X. I really miss Tucker monologues. | ||
| I do. | ||
| I'll just straight up say it. | ||
| I miss Tucker monologues. | ||
| I used to work for Tucker. | ||
| I would sit down. | ||
| My wife and I would get the kids down. | ||
| We'd sit down on the couch and just download from Tucker. | ||
| I miss his monologues. | ||
| Do you miss Tucker monologues? | ||
| Let me know in the chat. | ||
| It was the day that Joe Biden dropped out. | ||
| I'm like, man, I could use a Tucker monologue on this. | ||
| I thought back and I was like, actually, Tucker did give me a monologue. | ||
| On the dynamics between Kamala, Biden, Obama, right? | ||
| When they were all at the White House together. | ||
| Check this out. | ||
| Biden is now the most unpopular person in virtually any room he enters. | ||
| If you doubt it, watch this. | ||
| This was the scene at the White House today. | ||
| Take a careful look at this. | ||
| You've never seen anything like it. | ||
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You've never seen anything like it. | |
| That's the President of the United States in his own house, shunned. | ||
| Nobody would talk to him. | ||
| So Biden wandered off looking vacant as a crowd formed around a former president, Barack Obama, who was obviously deeply grateful for the attention. | ||
| And then it got worse. | ||
| It got much more poignant than that. | ||
| Watch Biden try to horn in on the conversation swirling around Obama. | ||
| Everyone involved in that conversation, including Kamala Harris, who supposedly works for Biden, ignored Biden completely. | ||
| Biden desperately tried to get Obama's attention. | ||
| He puts his hand on Obama's shoulder. | ||
| He even calls him Barack, like they're friends. | ||
| But Obama blows him off. | ||
| He acts like Biden's not even there. | ||
| Oh, it's just painful. | ||
| Do you notice Kamala, too, in this clip? | ||
| You notice Kamala creeping? | ||
| And the Seidler? | ||
| Seidler, I think that's a Seinfeld term, right, Alex? | ||
| The Seidler. | ||
| An episode where somebody comes up, you know, it's like always right beside Elaine. | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Weirdly, Elaine plays Veep, the vice president who gets to be the nominee because the president is such a dumbass and he drops out of the race. | ||
| Look at Kamala Harris here. | ||
| Look at Kamala Harris, completely ignoring Joe. | ||
| Look at this. | ||
| Back to Joe Biden. | ||
| Back to Joe Biden, like squeezing in beside Obama. | ||
| Ignoring him? | ||
| Joe Biden having to paw at Barack Obama and beg for his attention? | ||
| Oh, it's so incredibly embarrassing. | ||
| It's so embarrassing. | ||
| What do we got here? | ||
| Oh, wow. | ||
| What a shot. | ||
| What a shot. | ||
| Oh, that's just beautiful. | ||
| We got another one for you. | ||
| Here we go. | ||
| Look at the two guys. | ||
| Look at these two. | ||
| What a shot! | ||
| This is on Trump's plane. | ||
| What a photo. | ||
| Oh, man. | ||
| Orange is the new black, baby. | ||
| Okay, so what's our final thoughts on all this? | ||
| Joe Biden was forced out. | ||
| They found some leverage point. | ||
| His health, right? | ||
| They took mommy's little helper away from him and watched Joe Biden collapse. | ||
| His health, his family, the little black book of Biden blackmail that they have on these people whenever they need to get him to do something. | ||
| What little folder did they crack open during COVID isolation? | ||
| Why were they blocking off the roads in Las Vegas for a medical emergency? | ||
| Why did Joe Biden look like a ghost? | ||
| And Air Force One shook so much that the reporters were sick trying to get back to the East Coast. | ||
| Why did Joe Biden need the Secret Service to hoist him into the vehicle? | ||
| He couldn't use his legs. | ||
| What's going on here exactly? | ||
| Why doesn't Joe Biden's signature match? | ||
| What the hell is happening? | ||
| And why is the party that screams about coups and about overthrowing power and about their love of democracy just delete the votes of 15 million of their loyal primary voters? | ||
| This is the largest coup in American political history. | ||
| I hope that there are a lot of lawsuits against this. | ||
| I hope that there are a lot of lawsuits against Kamala inheriting their little money pot and everything. | ||
| This is a totally and completely evil. | ||
| They used Joe Biden and they set him up with that debate. | ||
| They used him as a meat puppet and like a barely warmed over corpse. | ||
| And they dragged him around and abused him and threw him into the trash compactor as soon as they were done with him. | ||
| We've been predicting this for a very long time. | ||
| You shouldn't feel bad for Joe Biden at all. | ||
| You shouldn't feel bad for him at all. | ||
| Joe Biden got the result of, you know, he got the fruit, the fruits. | ||
| Of wickedness, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| This is what happens when you have friends like these. | ||
| Boys, let's please load my favorite Trump ad with Tucker. | ||
| You know, I got a little taste of Tucker there for a second. | ||
| And I want to end with this. | ||
| I want to end with this. | ||
| It's the best Trump ad ever. | ||
| Tucker Carlson narrating. | ||
| Stick around for this one. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| It's amazing. | ||
| We'll show you the difference between them and us. | ||
| The difference between them and us is that we actually have a real movement. | ||
| You know, this is why so many people could barely sleep. | ||
| Were you one of them? | ||
| I was one of them. | ||
| Couldn't sleep at all on the night of Trump's assassination. | ||
| Couldn't sleep. | ||
| Had to go to the RNC the next day. | ||
| Couldn't sleep. | ||
| Because Trump actually matters, right, to us. | ||
| And this movement, more importantly, actually matters. | ||
| And President Trump was willing to take a bullet for this movement. | ||
| He took a bullet for this movement. | ||
| For what he believes in, which is honorable. | ||
| But for you, for me. | ||
| And there really is something to that. | ||
| And they'll never quite understand it. | ||
| It's why nobody cares about Kamala Harris and Joe Biden. | ||
| They're just completely, utterly... | ||
| They're just exchangeable, right? | ||
| And they always have been useless cogs of a machine. | ||
| This has been a machine, right? | ||
| And this machine is what we're actually fighting here. | ||
| And it's good to know that. | ||
| It's going to be inspired by this is Trump tonight. | ||
| It's going to be inspired by how many people are on our side, by how popular populism actually is. | ||
| How nationalism has gone national here, ladies and gentlemen. | ||
| Like Donald Trump is irreplaceable, unlike Biden. | ||
| Who everybody's happy to just shove into the garbage disposal. | ||
| Donald Trump is irreplaceable, but he is a man in charge of a movement. | ||
| And as Rush Limbaugh, the great Rush Limbaugh, late Rush Limbaugh said, the movement existed before Donald Trump. | ||
| We all existed before Trump. | ||
| Trump's just the guy standing in the gap for us right now, taking a bullet for what he believes in. | ||
| And that's why you'll never see a video. | ||
| Like what you just saw of Joe Biden, this disgraceful, slurring, embarrassing hostage video. | ||
| You'll never see that of President Trump. | ||
| Because President Trump actually means something. | ||
| And this movement is actually real. | ||
| Ladies and gentlemen, it's your boy Benny. | ||
| Please enjoy this, the greatest Donald Trump advertisement ever cut. | ||
| Narrated by our dear friend Tucker Carlson on this program. | ||
| Let's go win this thing. | ||
| These people do not deserve power. | ||
| Even if they do color their faces the same orange as Donald Trump. | ||
| All right. | ||
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Good night, everybody, and please enjoy. | |
| Millions of Americans sincerely love Donald Trump. | ||
| They love him in spite of everything they've heard. | ||
| They love him often in spite of himself. | ||
| They love Donald Trump because no one else loves them. | ||
| The country they built, the country their ancestors fought for over hundreds of years, has left them to die in their unfashionable little towns, mocked and despised by the sneering halfwits with finance degrees, but no actual skills, who seem to run everything all of a sudden. | ||
| Whatever Donald Trump's fault, he is better than the rest of the people in charge. | ||
| At least he doesn't hate them for their weakness. | ||
| Donald Trump, in other words, is and has always been. | ||
| A living indictment of the people who run this country. | ||
| That was true four years ago, when Trump came out of nowhere to win the presidency. | ||
| And it's every bit as true right now. | ||
| Trump rose because they failed. | ||
| It's as simple as that. | ||
| If the people in charge had done a halfway decent job with the country they inherited, if they cared about anything other than themselves, even for just a moment, Donald Trump would still be hosting Celebrity Apprentice. | ||
| But they didn't. | ||
| Instead, they were incompetent and narcissistic and cruel and relentlessly dishonest. | ||
| They wrecked what they didn't build. | ||
| They lied about it. | ||
| They hurt anyone who told the truth about what they were doing. | ||
| That's true. | ||
| We watched. | ||
| America is still a great country, the best in the world, but our ruling class is disgusting. | ||
| A vote for Trump is a vote against them. |
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