Dan Bidondi Show - Open Challenge Champion vs Champion
Aired: 2025-06-12
Duration: 02:17


=== Champion Versus Champion (02:01) ===

[00:00:16]  January 25th, Neverquit Wrestling is bringing a new year in with the Fall River Rumble in Fall River, Massachusetts at the VFW.
[00:00:23]  But I noticed that Northeast Openweight Champion Hack Robinson, known as a badass baboon, he doesn't have an opponent.
[00:00:30]  So I, Bayan Dambadondi, the unified AWL United States Highway Champion, issue an open challenge, title for title, champion versus champion at the Fall River Rumble.
[00:00:40]  So if you are truly a badass, you will accept this challenge.
[00:00:50]  The Badass Baboon!
[00:00:58]  Today, I should be ecstatic over the moon.
[00:01:01]  Today is my birthday, but no, I'm not.
[00:01:04]  I'm kind of pissed off because January 25th, Fall River Rumble, I was going to enjoy a bunch of morons beating each other for a number one contender spot for my Northeastern Open Weight Championship.
[00:01:24]  No, no, no, no.
[00:01:26]  An outsider of all people has challenged me to a champion versus champion.
[00:01:33]  And that idiot, Mason Mars, signs off on it.
[00:01:39]  So guess what?
[00:01:40]  I'm going to have to lace up my shoes once more and eat the Bionic Man's ass.
[00:01:47]  I don't care if you hold two titles because one of those is about to become mine.
[00:01:54]  I am the badass baboon, Hack Robinson.
[00:01:56]  I'm the man who brought gold back to the brotherhood.
[00:02:00]  And you know what?
[00:02:01]  I'll see you and everyone else there.
[00:02:06]  Think this is funny.
[00:02:07]  You think this is funny?
[00:02:10]  Not at all.
[00:02:11]  Thinking that I had a day off and now I got to work?
[00:02:15]  No, you're going to get the worst of it.