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March 18, 2017 - Dan Bidondi Show
01:22:35
NWW Extreme Presents Combat warfare 6 - September 2016
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The world wrestling extreme.
The world wrestling extreme.
You guys usually see me dressed with my phone in my hand and my chain, but sadness is my heart right now to tell you guys that this is my last time in the ring.
A month ago, I wrestled my last match with my husband.
And I felt that I needed to become a New World Wrestling because this is where I touched my teeth 14 years ago, taking a 49 Blackstone ass at the church and just ripping it down.
And, you know, you guys just.
He chose me to say goodbye to you guys.
That's my hometown.
This is where I was wrong.
You guys have my heart and my soul.
But with that, I thank you, guys, so much.
And just thank you very much.
Thank you.
What's this idea?
You quit.
What you would have rolled in weeping and whining and whimpering for all these fools?
I don't care.
I don't do crap.
This is supposed to be last night, yeah.
I want a mask, Moonlight.
But you know what?
I know who the Lord is, and I never like him now.
So I don't give a rat because you suck.
I don't know who we might know.
What about people?
Come on, honey, my girl.
When you run a mask, I'm disgusting.
I love this stuff!
Alright, so this is our microphone.
This is my voice.
And instead of introducing guys when they come out, if it's all you guys, I'm going to do intros.
I'm going to talk into this so it's on that camera.
It actually looks like I'm talking into it.
Is that all right?
So we'll do the old school like boxing intros for each match.
Is that cool with you guys?
Are we gonna let this crappy sound system bring us down tonight?
Are we gonna have some fun here tonight?
We are gonna have Moondog Maximus final final match tonight against dangerous Donnie Rotten.
Is that cool?
You guys want to start this party?
Welcome to the AI WF World East, also known as New World Wrestling Extreme.
Your levels for tonight's fights are Jeremy Bell, Jack Hill, and Zach Spider.
And I'm going to announce a Rich Palladino.
Yay.
The winning contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall.
These guys are experienced.
Former New World Wrestling Extreme.
You should be seen two number one to my left from the Monster Map Training Center at a combined weight of 403 pounds.
Monster Mac Traine number one.
They are Wreck-A-Touch!
You don't like it anymore.
That's not true.
I like cheese doodles.
Your opponents to my right from Lullo, Massachusetts, at a combined weight of 392 pounds.
Right stuff.
Steven Lust, Hot Rod, Stephen Broad.
They are the Middle Sex Express.
It changed me greatly to know these guys are from my hometown.
This is the best thing about your hometown.
Hey.
You, sir.
You suck.
That's just not true.
You only self-realize tonight something.
Of course, the man announcing all the men to the ring tonight is the Honorable Rich Palladino, who forgot to call us out to the ring.
I noticed that.
Despicable.
He's got a lot on his mind.
Middle Sex Express does not suck.
They have won championships all over New England.
You're right, they don't suck.
They blow.
What do they look like Kirby vacuums to you?
What's a brave little toaster, all right?
What we're gonna do is call a wrestling match.
Brave little toaster reference.
You proud of yourself?
It's a good movie.
Well, if the match will get underway, it looks like we have Monster Mac leading things off against.
Mr. Lust, of course.
Mr. Rust.
He is in top physical condition.
I don't understand how you get the supplement.
Look at this.
Look at this.
No one makes that.
Oh.
He looks good.
There's a reason these two chugs are wearing masks.
No, sorry, the Middle Sex Express isn't wearing masks, Chad.
Exactly.
That's because they look too good to wear masks.
You know what you need to do?
You need to get training number one, a baby roof.
And a Goonies reference.
Good.
Well, here we go.
Tie-up.
Colorado, go behind.
Headlock.
Lust is now in control of trainee number one.
He forces the first of many trainees from the Monster Mac School.
And putting that knowledge to good use coming off the ropes.
Oh, big shoulder, but it doesn't pay off.
Oh, trips him up.
And honestly, I don't think I've ever seen anyone call for that.
Well, now you have.
Must mean his intelligence from Lowell.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Very high intelligence.
I'm following him around the ring.
He's back in.
And now he's out of the ring again.
Monster Mac, Master Mac showing some smarts there.
Coming in.
Nope.
Double clothesline.
Nope.
And whoa.
Double sling.
One.
No, not even one.
That's because Monster Mac was in the way.
Monster Mac in training training number one just cost himself a match right there.
Couldn't get it out of the ring.
Are you watching the same match?
No, I know.
We are.
We got two Chuds versus the Middlesex Express.
Training Chud number one and the Chud in the Other Mask.
Do you even know what a Chud is?
You don't know.
He's a cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller.
All right, I'll give you that.
I know the guy who wrote the movie.
He's a good friend of mine.
Well, speaking of good movies, I think Stephen Broad's about to get a curtain call.
In hand.
Off the ropes, Mr. Man.
Coming in.
Spinning for it on.
Got him in the wrist lock.
Twisting it up.
And now, bad part of town to be in.
Nowhere to go.
And boom!
Of course, I'm being able to say this.
I wouldn't say it otherwise.
The Mac attack shows.
Of course, Coast.
Training number one.
One team.
Trainee number one goes down.
And double team action by the Middlesex Express.
Coming in one, two.
Nope, not enough.
Notice how he didn't take his eyes off Monster Mac.
That right there is the evolution of Steve Aleutian.
Well, if he does, then he has to look at his partner.
And then you start hearing, you know, Highway to the Danger Zone playing.
And stopping a mud hole in trainee number one.
It's legal.
I didn't say it wasn't.
However.
But that's a tag.
It's everything we see.
Let this look at the stain on your face.
It's legal.
I didn't say it wasn't a tag, Chad.
You seem to be very angry about this.
I'm sitting next to you.
Of course I'm angry.
And you drank my scotch.
It was delicious.
Oh.
Well, the fans, however, speaking their opinion, behind Traine, big shot, pushing him back.
Off the rope.
That leg was right, however, as in right in the, what was the word, Chad?
The job.
No?
He hit him in the mouth.
No, it starts with an L.
Oh, Stephen Broad now coming in to help his partner.
As he should.
And now Stephen Lus locking up the leg.
Middle of the ring, no ropes.
Hey, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
What?
That was a tag?
Come on now.
And Snapmare with authority.
Rock.
Training with it in a slingshot.
We got Ben.
One, two.
Nope.
Still not enough.
Monster Mac hanging in there.
That's that Chud strength he has right there.
It's from all those baby roofs.
He just kind of bounces off his smooshy middle.
No, Chunk had the baby roof.
Chuds would have never watched the match.
Chunk was a chud.
Chunk was a chud.
Fans behind training number one.
Mixing it up.
I don't understand why they're siding with this mask of food.
Because they like it.
They think he's fun.
They think he's.
And hot tag coming in.
Two men.
Full head of steam.
Boom.
Down he goes.
Up he good.
Another one.
The Middlesex Express is getting derailed right now.
Well, maybe they should go for training at Monster Max.
That was hard.
Why would they put themselves in match?
That's beautiful.
And one, two.
Breaking up the tag.
Here we go.
Rod now got him locked up.
And lost.
Oh!
Misfire!
The switch, flip the switch, matter of fact, scratch that reverse and switch the flip.
Up, over, throw!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, the pick.
One, two, you already know what it is!
Milk attack!
Well, chuds they may be, but winners they are tonight.
They just beat the Middle Sex experts with a move called the Belgian Waffle Press.
Belgian Waffles.
Waffle House now.
Well, whatever the case, Monster Mac gonna have a celebratory dinner tonight, picking up the win.
And we are only one match into this, Chad.
We are.
We have so many more to go on EIWF Northeast.
We have not one, not two, but three championships matches this evening.
And I didn't say the middle sex.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
They were wrong.
They were wrong.
They were pinned.
They were wrong.
There's a difference.
Oh, it's about time.
No!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Bring this himself, Mr. Chad Kepick.
Oh, stop.
You love me.
This is why we don't have nice things.
Yes, because you're here.
We have a little technical difficulties.
Is there a problem?
There is a problem.
Yeah, the problem is you.
You don't have to do them.
That's fine.
Thank you.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have the Firebirds coming to the ring.
With Mr. Chad Epic.
Hell, you know what?
I don't even need this because I'm pretty sure every single person in this building tonight can hear me.
Now these two men right here.
All right, what the heck?
What was saying before?
I was rudely interrupted.
It's you two guys, the fabulous Firebirds, have been begging and pleading to join the Chad Epic Initiative.
Oh, no.
And you know what?
We're going to make that happen tonight.
But you've got to prove yourself first against the newest initiative.
Mr. Paladino, I will give you to do the honors.
Thank you, Mr. Epic.
Introducing first in the corner to my right from Phoenix, Arizona, at a combined weight of 395 pounds, marvelous Michael McManus, relentless Richard Ripley.
They are the Firebirds.
And their opponent to my left from Central Falls, Rhode Island.
They win at 285 pounds.
The Bionic Bow!
Dan!
By Dundee!
Well, ladies and gentlemen, apparently, according to Chad, the Firebirds have been wanting to join his initiative, and he has set up a stipulation that in order to do so, they must defeat that slab of meat in the ring right there.
Truth be told, I don't know.
This is a test, Mr. Bishop, for the Fidenberg to see if they actually...
Yeah, that's kind of what I said.
Only I didn't put myself over when I did it.
But anyway, here we go.
Fiber is trying to decide who they want to go up against him first.
And there we go, Dan making the hit.
Making his mark, and now Mikey in the corner thinking twice now, I can only hope.
Good grief.
Where do we find these guys?
We go into the tie-up.
Firebirds trying to use the double team advantage.
They're gonna need it.
Good grief, Chad.
Where did you find this guy?
I don't know.
And going in.
Going home.
Big boot to the what?
To the mush.
Oh, now you can say it.
And suplex so quickly.
Vintage suplex.
Good grief.
This right here in the ring is the Bionic Bo for a reason.
He is a former double champion.
Seriously.
Undefeated for two years straight.
The only reason he wasn't able to be in this final match and go on to the Olympics is because he didn't want to.
What did he want?
A side of beef fresh off the cow?
Actually, yes.
The Bionic Bow is one of the most unstoppable, most solid monsters you will ever see in New England wrestling.
And I will not argue that because he is clipping the firebirds' wings one piece at a time here.
Now the firebirds are an addition tonight.
While they're honorary members of the initiative, there we go.
Well, they're definitely trying to, again, work together.
No for that.
I will never take that away from firebirds.
They know each other like a well-known nation, and it just makes it.
They've been a new wrestling stream for four years now.
And what did they know?
Oh, mother of God.
Inside out.
Upside down, and oh boy.
Corkscrew neck breaker.
Wasn't that a neck breaker?
That's a back.
Oh my god.
No, that actually was a corkscrew neck bread.
Oh no.
And we're about to have a firebird sandwich.
This is gonna hurt.
Not me.
You have nothing in your soul, do you?
I do.
That's why you like Batman vs. Superman.
It was good.
It was not.
And oh, locked in double.
And is this it?
You don't care either way, but.
I'm pretty sure you're trying to attack me.
That is not the way to do it.
But don't worry, boys.
They're still with you.
Many, many, many, many trials.
I will go this time with Mr. Epic.
So go get yourself iced up.
You know what?
Beers are on Mr. Bishop.
Hey.
You already stole my scotch.
You don't get my beer either.
No one likes Rhode Island because it's either a road or an island.
The standard's horrible.
So you went in there was the Bionic Bowl Dan by Dondy.
This is what I'm doing.
This is how we're doing it.
And the next contest is a retirement match.
And it's scheduled for one foul.
The 80s called.
They want their hair back.
I like this hair.
I think it's fashionable.
Introducing first in the corner to my right, accompanied to inside by Miss Christina from New York City, weighing it at 250 pounds.
his opponent to my left, competing in the final match of his career from the Baldy Austin.
Wielded 300 pounds.
Moondog Maximus!
Here we go.
Between these two men, 45 years of experience in that ring.
And Gothen Himmel.
Well, they're going to be putting it to good use, apparently.
Going for the lockup.
Wrist lock.
This should be an interesting contest as both of these men are brawlers.
They're not known for their gripping technique.
I wouldn't argue that point.
However, the technique being used right now is called an ass whooping.
Actually, I think that's just a wrist lock, sorry.
A nip-up.
It's called an analogy.
Never mind.
And big chops there working on the arm.
Now, again.
Don't you think they're a little big to be algae?
Again, you want to see experience put to good use.
You want to see all those years refining, honing.
Okay, maybe not so much on his case.
However, these men have gone through just about everything.
They know all the tricks.
They have pulled all the moves.
Anything one brings to the table, the other will counter.
See, that's the great use of Rockin has an ace up his sleeveless sleeve on the outside.
You can't have an ace up your sleeve if you don't have sleeves, Chad.
Yes, she can, because she does.
She is on the outside.
And it's his wife, his life companion, Miss Christine, who, like I said, Yep, not arguing that point there.
And oh!
You took your eye off the ball.
You know, if that was a play of hamburger, you would have never looked alike.
No, he wouldn't have.
And Miss Christine putting herself to good work there.
And Moondog outside, just like he wants to do with his career.
The guy needs to retire.
Exactly! No!
Not like that.
Never mind.
Back to the match.
Oh, big shot.
Another one by Mr. Rotten.
I'm really not sure those are affecting Moondog, to be honest.
I think those might be ticking them off.
And I'm pretty sure we don't want a ticked off Moondog.
All right, going in.
No reversal.
Going into the corner.
Whoa!
Out, over, and out.
What he wanting.
Moondog just peeled that rotten apple.
He's dead.
No, I don't think he's not dead yet.
He's wishing he was because Moondog and Miss Christine getting involved here.
Keeping her, keeping Moondog busy.
Touch your lady, Moondog.
What the fuck is she doing?
Oh my god, top rope, low ceiling.
Wait a minute.
You gotta be kidding me.
No way.
Sister Mary Francis.
Double axe handle all the way from uptown to downtown.
Leg drop.
That was an elbow, sir.
I can't tell your fat heads in the way.
My opinion's gorgeous.
Moondog is taken down.
Donnie Rawton pulling out all the stops right now.
I think he might have, I think he might have caught a little of that himself trying to get to his feet.
High risk, high risk, high payoff.
High risk, high reward.
And I think Donnie Rotten might have this one.
By a count out.
A win is a win.
Except when you do it.
No, a win is a win.
You get the W, that's all that matters.
Yeah, how's Marquise Rice win-loss record doing these days?
Well, Moondog back in.
Back in the ring here, blocking the shot.
Ooh.
Don't hit him in the head.
It's not going to do any damage.
No, that's just all bone off the ropes.
Rotten.
Coming in.
Come on, no way.
Can't get it locked in.
Press DDT down.
One, two.
The rotten drop couldn't put him away.
Donnie Rawton's trying to think of what else he can do to put the big man away.
Stop being rotten, huh?
No, that's not.
Knees to the gut.
Big right hand's trying to wear him down again.
You're not doing any damage up there.
Told you.
Stayed in the ring this time and sidewalk slam.
two Moondog Maximus.
All right, Moondog Maximus with the win.
Where's Aiden?
Okay.
Good enough for me.
The following contest is a triple threat match.
Schedule four, one foul.
You remember the old song, Chad?
One of these things is not like the others.
Introduces to my right from the concrete jumbo, waving it at 255 pounds.
One half of the heavy hitters, Shea Cashin Hill, weighing in at 242 pounds.
And their opponent from Westboro, Massachusetts, winging at 172 pounds, Nico Valera!
The weight of his beer.
Well, Chad, you talk about now, of course, Shady Shea, long time tag champion, long time Chad team member.
You have Rick, who's also part of Rick Mustone, of course, in the ring.
For once, I'm actually a little unfamiliar.
Well, that's because one of them, Nico.
Oh, wait a minute, Mustone.
Well, Mustone getting taken out of this equation early, however.
There's a reason they call Shea a heavy hitter.
Well, unfortunately, that doesn't mean he pays attention.
And that's what he's up against.
He's used to having somebody watching his back.
He's used to having somebody looking out for him.
He doesn't have that safety net now.
And well, indeed, he put poor Nico down.
Almost.
Coming in, full head of steam over its top.
Coming in, Joseph Hiptos.
Yeah, that wasn't going to happen.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Goes on the clothesline.
Nico needs to rely on his speed and his agility and not to try to trade throws with a heavy hand.
Nope.
Wow!
Cross body block and drop kick.
All right, I'll give credit.
Nico's definitely putting in a good show in here.
And Rick Mestone now putting in his two cents against Shady Shea.
Well, I guess that kind of counts as a tag.
I mean, the heavy hitter should be used to that.
Oh!
Shady Shea on the outside, and now, again.
Oh, nope.
See?
There the experience comes in.
You want to taunt?
This is not anime.
You don't call your moves.
You hit them until they stop moving.
And speaking of hits.
Stone and Shady Shea.
Oh.
Trading blows.
The two bigger men of this match.
Nope.
Reversal coming in off the rush.
And the hitter's on his tights.
Well, unfortunately, he just took a heavy hit to the grunt.
And good combos there.
And uh-oh.
Oh!
That kick was to the mush, Mr. Bishop.
Oh, it's right to the mush.
It is mushy now.
And now these two Mastodons looking across the ring at each other.
Oh, I don't think he liked that.
I think he's going to retort.
I've seen what you do on Saturdays, Chad.
I wouldn't get on the high ground there.
We're always on the high ground.
Another big shot.
Everyone else is down here.
Are you going to watch it?
Lefts and rights, rights and lefts.
And now coming in.
No.
Oh.
Telegraphed it.
Double accidental.
And on the avalanche.
Anything he can do, I can do better.
Wait a minute.
Oh!
Where did he come from?
Two.
I haven't seen Mr. Valeria of him anyway.
He just popped up out of thin air.
I think he was standing at an odd angle.
So that was, you know, it's like the 2D, it's like the 2D man or flat man.
It's very cool.
And oh, getting out of the way there.
I don't like this Nico.
He's sneaky.
Very sneaky.
I figured you would like him.
Nope.
What's the matter?
Straight someone's pointing on your game.
Oh!
Yeah.
One, two, three.
Kid Briggs came out here.
He tried.
He failed horribly, but he tried.
Leave it up to the people of Rhode Island to cheer a loser.
They don't cheer you.
All right, Shady Shea Cash with the victory in the triple threat match.
We got three title matches tonight.
You guys ready for one right now?
All right.
The following contest is scheduled for one follow, and it is for the AIWF War Beast Tag Team Championship.
In the corner to my right, Charles Martin Quinacus has a combined weight of 400 pounds, the team of August Lyon.
and the Flyboy, Kenny Rubbers, AR, the Players Society!
They seem to be well loved here in Rhode Island.
Rightly so, it seems.
Very nice people of Rhode Island.
The ball!
Well, it all seems to be good in the hood down here in Rhode Island tonight.
I don't like it.
You don't like anything.
As I said, you don't like anything.
So, right now we have the Playoff Society versus the Hoods.
The AIWF Northeast Tag Team Championships are on the line.
Now, what does that say about the Player Society?
They've never been in New York Wrestling Street AIWF.
This is their very first match.
And what happens?
They are awarded and giving a tag team title shot.
That just proves how good they are.
Or how many, you know, bribes Chad placed.
They're not on my payroll.
They are just that good at what they do.
I'm sure.
Well, we're going to find out tonight as they are up against the very best AIWF Northeast has to offer.
No!
No, Ushaka!
How you all feeling tonight?
Yo, if you all want to see me and Chris Pyro smack the taste out these two rams, mouths, and leave here to AIWF Northeast Tagships.
Let me get one big meal.
Oh, Shocket, you can do better than that.
Let me get that one more time.
Yeah!
Well, look, that's the way it's supposed to be, man.
Yeah, you hear a lot of things here.
I really hope the Play Society smacks them.
Smack the smug look off the hoods and take those belts away from them.
And then we go back to where they belong.
Well, let's say they have a let's just say they have a high mountain to climb here.
The hoods, of course, multiple-time champions and the long-reigning champions at this point.
And not for just for their good looks and charm either.
That's because they don't have any good looks at chomp.
Now, you want to talk about good looks and chomps.
I want to look at Mr. August Leon in that ring.
Oh, that?
Yes, his name and I. You got a problem with his name now?
August Leon.
Now that's a man who looks good.
All right?
Sounds like a sissy James Bond villain.
And Pyro.
James Bond's villains look good.
Here you go.
Not all of them.
All of them.
No.
Except for Roger.
He kind of greeted me out.
It's just short people kind of jaws wasn't the short person.
I said a job.
Oh, sorry, I wasn't paying attention.
But I was trying to pay attention to this match as Pyro here trying to get something going with Mr. Augustine.
I'm sorry.
Augustus, I'm sorry.
What's his name again?
August Leo.
And now, Kenneth Roberts, the flamboyant one, is in the ring to show Pyro a thing or two.
Well, I hope Pyro's gonna handle this okay because Kenny looks like he's twice the man he is, literally.
That is all carbs, protein, and hit in the gym, sir.
Yeah, he hit the gym side with the side ran into the wall, and the gym moved.
And here we go, going for that tie-up.
And yeah, that wasn't gonna happen.
Pyro better get on his game here.
That monster is not gonna be nice to him.
A flamboyant one, one and a half the play society.
You know what?
You wanna say other things about give the hoods this and that then in Myron?
You know what?
The player society has won championships every place they have gone.
That's why they're in the championship match here at the AIAF North East.
Well, better put your car for your horse, Chad.
They haven't taken these from the Hoods.
And who have we seen the Hoods face for those belts?
We have seen them face.
Firebirds.
Monster Max.
And where is the gold?
Exactly.
Because they cheated.
Just saying.
Yeah, I heard you say it.
I'm just trying not to listen.
And test his strength, not us.
I don't like the hoods, okay?
I know you don't like the hoods.
You don't like anybody who's actually successful and popular.
And, oh, God, speaking of which, I don't think he's liking that big, nice hug.
Place aside, of course, Mr. Roberts has...
Oh!
Wait a minute.
Pyro showing he's got some fight in him and trying to push him back.
No, wait a minute.
Don't.
Off the ropes coming in.
And steamrollered.
But back up and looking mad.
Whoa!
Second.
Tripping him up.
Nowhere to go, but face down.
Arm drag.
Another one.
And got him locked in.
Danny Roberts needs to keep his temper in check.
That's always good.
What he needs to do is keep that big man off his feet or tag in his big man.
And bad part at town, you're in hood territory, and that's not good.
Wait a minute.
You don't cross the steampike!
One, two.
Didn't end well for Gozer, that's for sure.
And the fans behind him...
Of course, they're punks and mudlums just like he is.
And coming in, full-head of Steam.
Not even do anything?
Spinning heel kick.
Roberts down.
One, two.
Not enough to keep the big man down, though.
Holy Society are doing everything they can.
The Hoods are showing some smarts, showing why they're the champions.
Top rope.
Oh, dear God, in heaven.
Rocking down like Lucifer.
Is that where we're going with that?
I think so.
They're working on that arm.
Danny Roberts doesn't know where to go.
He doesn't even know where he is.
Where he is is potentially in trouble if he tries to match power.
And oh no, hot tag.
There it is.
Everything they do is hot.
We don't need to say hi.
Get him out of the ring, Rev. You are doing a horrible job.
Oh, this is gone for being a match to have Jess Elaro brawling.
The Hoods like it that way.
Oh, wait a minute.
Coming off the ropes.
Double drop kicks.
Sending him out of them.
The society has been disbanded on the outside of the ring.
And again, the hoods demonstrating why they are champions.
Because they're disobeying the rep and staying in the ring together like they shouldn't be.
Well, wait a minute.
Coming in.
Hokey smokes, Mullwinkle.
Look at that.
The Vengi are fans.
They should be ashamed of them.
The fans who are on their feet cheering.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
Chad, you're making noises with your mouth.
Look to that.
They need to be stripping the championships.
They're causing brothers with fans.
Well, wait a minute.
Coming in.
And nowhere to go down.
Locked in.
Oh!
And wait a minute, nope, catching him in the gut.
And they Manhattan drop right on the little Leone.
Boom!
That's it.
That's it.
That has to be him.
Oh, wait a minute.
No, wait a minute.
No, one, two.
Spent too much time focusing on August.
And he should have been focusing on the legal man.
That was Mr. Roberts.
I don't think Pyro was going to keep him down.
He had a dump truck to keep this guy on his back.
And uh-oh, speaking of which, taking out the trash here.
Second win for the Player Society, maybe in a factory.
Coming in off the ropes.
DTH.
And leg drop.
Good teamwork there.
Can he get it?
One, two.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
One, I saw nothing wrong.
You see, you never see anything wrong.
And unfortunately, Pyro now in the society's corner.
I guess the hood is in the wrong hood right now.
And that's not good.
No.
The fans are trying to get Pyro fired up.
August coming down.
Big elbow.
One, two.
Still not enough to keep the little man down.
And hold on.
Oh, no.
Of course, Pyro.
They are originally our team champions here.
And I've always said it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight and the dog.
And unfortunately, this one just got neutered.
Big backbreaker.
One, two.
Of course, I don't think anything he does is small.
But Player Society wanted to add more gold to their mantle.
Another notch on their belt.
The ropes.
Oh!
Damn!
Barely treading water here against the Player Society.
As long as they keep this ring cut in half, Mr. Bishop, and keep that land on the outside on the outside, they are good to go.
Well, that's a pretty big if, Chad.
This fight ain't over yet, and we have seen Pyro come back from worse.
And see what I mean?
Go in.
Oh!
Jawbreaker!
Can he get the tag?
Working the elbows, trying to drive him off.
Can he do it?
No, he can't.
And, well, wait a minute.
Nobody home, though.
No tag Society going to town now Pyro, big scoop slam.
Scoop slam.
Monja Needra.
Trying to get it.
One, two.
I don't know what Pyro has left here.
Nothing.
He's a small Ember.
And oh, big kicks to the leg, trying to keep him immobile.
Donna's barrage by Mr. August.
Whoa!
Telegraphed it.
Both men down.
The fans now.
Can he get to it?
I didn't say if he should or no, I said, can he?
Can he do it?
Both men reaching for it.
And wait a minute.
There it is.
Cash in the ring.
Big Roberts right there.
Roberts goes down hard.
Big, big elbow, Mr. Bishop.
Roberts is reeling.
August on the outside.
Trying to catch his bread trying.
And going for the splash.
Up and over, but wait, not through.
Big elbow to the back of the head and heading upstairs.
Again, that is a low ceiling, folks.
And dropkick Roberts is down.
One, two.
Leon makes the same Mr. Leon.
The player's a sign of.
I will grant the Player Society has certainly had a good showing for this being, what, their first match here?
Their first match of the team in New World Wrestling.
They have worked like a high well-world machine.
And the Player Society doing everything they can.
And Pyro going for the running interference.
On the shoulders.
Wait a minute.
Roberts saves his partner.
Outstanding stuff in synchronization sends the hoods down.
And Robert's now tagging in Augustine.
August.
August.
There we go.
And we're going for the top rope as well.
Nope.
Oh!
He thought better of it.
I mean, look what happened earlier.
Good God.
Wait a minute.
Roberts isn't the legal man.
He is chilling.
There was no tag.
Wait a minute.
No.
One.
Come on, top rope.
This could be it.
No, wait a minute.
Pyro.
August just splashed Roberts.
And now, big Akusa kicking.
Knocking the knees out.
Tenderizing what's left of the meat of them.
What's left of the meat on those bones?
And wait a minute.
Oh, dear God.
All the players are about to get killed.
One, two, three.
That's the kill start right there, Mr. Bishop.
Well, if the player society had any chance of getting the goal, that can kill it.
And still, we are deleting it.
Northeast.
Top two champions.
Top boy.
They got a little bit bowls to so.
AIWF Open Weight Championship will be defended tonight.
And of course, the AIWF Heavyweight Championship.
Oh, got some.
Northeast Heavyweight Championship will be defended this evening in our main event.
So don't go anywhere, folks.
much more action.
You don't just get it.
Introducing first the challenger in the corner to my right from Berber Soudan winging at 173 kilograms.
Sheik Ahmed Jordan.
His opponent to my left, from Waikiki Beach, Hawaii, weighing in at 215 pounds.
He is the current reigning and defending AIWF open rate champion, the flying Hawaiian, Keanu.
All right, well, here we go, Chad.
Open weight championship on the line.
Keanu looks fired up here.
And the Sheik, well, he's not very chic.
The Sheik is getting a grand opportunity this evening to win the AIWF Open Weight Championship from a man who's held it for almost a year, Keanu.
The Sheik has all the talent in the world.
He just needs an opportunity.
That opportunity is tonight.
Well, he is going to have an uphill battle here against this Hawaiian volcano.
And the fans, of course, on Keanu's side.
It's one thing to have pride and respect.
Why?
You don't.
course in your and Keanu here trying to get some leverage and not getting much as the back end of the Sheik runs into the front end of the flying Hawaiian and now locked up And Cow fighting back, coming in off the ropes.
No.
Mowed down.
Coming in.
Nope.
No one else stares off the ropes again.
Hip toss.
Coming in again.
Another one.
And the Sheik beaten feet.
He is composing himself, Mr. He is getting the hell out of the way.
That's what he's doing, Chad.
You know, you're all big about calling things as they are.
That's what he's doing.
He's collecting himself.
This is a championship match.
You don't want to rush it.
You want to take your time and think about it.
Yeah, but you actually want to face your opponent here.
Or in this case, maybe not.
Oh, come on.
Cheap shot by the Sheikh now.
Chief, it is a classic maneuver of bait in the ridge.
Cat and mouse.
It just so happened that Chic Jordan lets the cat in this instance.
Well, I wouldn't disagree that he's a bit of a pussy.
Wow, that is hard.
Praise from Caesar.
Anyway.
That is not very nice, sir.
Neither are you, and this, oh, big shoulders to the midsection.
Trying to squeeze him through those ropes.
And whoa, wait a minute.
Keanu now fighting back here, trying to, at the very least, working on the head.
And oh, big kick to the breadbasket.
And brings the champion to his knees.
Oh no.
Oh!
softening up that back and breaking it and making him out for the camel clutch come on I don't like Chic because he represents a different religion than them.
He has a different lifestyle than them.
It is disrespectful.
What would you know about respect?
You don't have any for anybody or anything except for the people who earn it.
Oh!
Well, Keanu's earning it now coming in.
Gets down with a big bear hug.
And nowhere to go in that.
You're sure there is.
He can tap out and go home.
No, Keanu won't do that.
This man has fought some of the biggest and the best.
He can hang in there.
But keep in mind, the bear hug also means you've got all that weight to keep and hold up.
And the Sheik taking a few shots to the head, it looks like Keanu working on him hard.
Oh!
Smart move by the flying Hawaiian.
Off the ropes.
Telegraphs it.
That is no, no, no.
Wait a minute.
Oh!
Ducked out of that one.
Oh!
Keanu had it beautifully scouted.
We got a pin.
Two.
Nope, not enough.
Keanu, the champion for a reason.
Sheik Jordan just waiting for that shot.
Oh.
Good God.
Heard that one.
All the way back in Hongolu.
And that was from Mikey Keith.
Into the ropes.
And Sheik now full head of steam.
Nobody home.
And in a very bad position.
And Keanu now headbutts.
Trying to keep the Sheik groggy.
Trying to keep him off his game.
And wait a minute.
That hook boot.
Oh.
Big shot to the back again.
And oh, another shot to the chest.
And oh, no.
The big.
Oh, no.
Oh, double storm.
That has got to be it.
One, two.
Nope, not enough.
Wait a minute.
Where are you?
Chad Epic has left the commentating table, and I don't like the look in his eye.
Keanu setting up the Sheik.
Going in full head of steam.
Jumps over, building up more momentum.
Takes down the Sheikh and this going for the pin.
One, two.
Nope, not enough.
Sheik does look like he's in a little bit of trouble here.
That double stomp earlier, I think, took a lot out of him, and Keanu composing himself, trying to get to, I'd say he was stomping a mud hole, but I think it's more like he's stomping a surfboard.
And the sheik back up.
Trying to get that fight.
Wait a minute.
Come on.
Wait a second.
Oh, no.
Wait a minute.
No.
And wait a minute.
Chad distracting the ref.
One, two, three.
What?
What?
Here's your winner and New East up-and-rate champion, Sheik Ed Jordan!
You gotta be kidding me.
Who yourself?
Where are you still?
Well, Chic, Chic, I can't even speak right now.
I cannot believe what I just saw.
This is the chic picking up the win with an assist from Mr. Epic Fail.
well fortunately Keanu lives to fight another day and unfortunately we have a new champion It's the new AIWF open weight champion.
She, I'm Ed Jordan.
Let's hear it for the man that held that title for almost one year.
Big Flying Born, Keanu.
Rejuvenate.
We got three more matches to go.
You guys all over that?
All right, as long as you guys are having fun, that's all I care about.
Your next contest is scheduled for one fall.
Your referee is Jack Hill.
Ladies and gentlemen, in the ring from Hollywood, California, weighing 213 pounds, he is the goddess of beauty, Ramona Romano.
You He is for the wife, Marquise Wright.
Well, here we go.
Marquise Wright versus Ramona Romano.
And I'll say this, I don't know if Marquise knows what to make of this.
No!
And here we go.
Going to the lockup.
Ramona getting tossed like a sack of potatoes, and I am mercifully being joined by Mr. Palladino.
Mr. Palladino, how you been?
I'm good, Mr. Bishop.
Thank you for having me, Mr. Epic at ringside with, of course, his main man, Mr. 305.
Yeah, he better stay there after what happened last match.
But here we go, Ramona coming in, and it didn't work.
No, badly not, because let's face it, Marquise Wright is a block of wood or a brick wall here, and by the throat.
Oh!
Geez.
The only man who won first place in the Mike Tyson's, whose fist won first place in the Mike Tyson feel-like contest.
And Ramona, though, managed to outfox him there.
And oh.
The goddess of beauty will definitely throw Marquise Wright off his game tonight.
Well, so far, he, she, Ramona, has managed not to be turned into a pretzel, so they've got that going for him.
So that's a victory thus far for exactly.
I mean, look at Marquise Wright.
That man is a mountain multiple-time champion.
No, nobody taking anything away from his track record.
Well, your broadcast partner, Mr. Epic, failed to...
Yes, Epic failed.
That is his name.
He failed.
Epic failed to announce Marquise's rights weight of 289 pounds.
So it gets the 213 of Ramona Romano.
I got a delta of about, what, 76 pounds?
My map is correct.
Yeah, most of that's in his head, too.
Hanging out with Epic.
We'll get it swelled.
And Ramona here trying to get an Irish whip going or something.
And nope, gets turned around.
Send it to the ring.
Corner.
Boom.
Upside down in the corner.
I think Romano was trying to flip himself over that top rope.
Did not work at all.
Mr. 305 in complete control thus far in this match.
Well, and, whoa!
Ramona taking a shot here, going up, over, through, and coming in off the ropes.
Nope.
Exactly.
And big clothesline there.
And the Thug Life, that's not a gimmick, ladies and gentlemen.
No, that is not a gimmick.
He lives it, he breathes it, and he makes others feel it.
Ramona doing okay for keeping him off his game a little bit, but if she wants to get anywhere, she's going to keep on her feet.
Nobody's listening to you, Chad.
Go back to being a sleazeball.
Oh, wow.
No love between you two.
None at all.
I have had to sit next to that man for far too long.
He's the reason I drink.
It's not because I'm Irish.
And Thug Life in control here.
Ramona looks like she's had her clock cleaned.
The former New World Wrestling.
Whoa, wait a minute.
Hold on.
Ramona fighting back.
Doing what he, she, whatever can do.
Four arms into the side of the head and down to the pavement like a sack of potatoes.
So much power on Marquise.
Seriously.
The former New World Wrestling Extreme heavyweight champion wants that AIWF Northeast title.
Wait a minute.
What?
I don't get it.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Epic just.
Hold on a second here.
Epic.
And hold on, schoolboy.
One, two, three.
Ramona Romano, who is your winner, the goddess of beauty, Ramona Romano.
Ramona.
What the hell is going on here?
You tell me, man.
And wait a minute.
There's that bull from earlier going after Marquise.
What is what game is Chad playing here?
The bionic bull, Dan Baidondi, has ambushed Mr. 305 Marquise Wright.
Mr. Epic has changed allegiances.
No.
He's going with Dan Baidondi.
No, he hasn't changed anything.
What's happened is Marquise has learned the true colors of Chad Epic.
He's only it for himself.
And now, oh my God.
I mean, you got two big men right there.
You're talking two nearly 300 pounders.
I mean, this is going to have to be set.
Has that ring been reinforced?
Please tell me that ring's been reinforced.
It's going to have to be reinforced if we can get these two one-on-one.
But right now, I think the confusion on everybody's part, yours, mine, the fans, well, probably Mr. Epic, is he has changed.
His main charge is now Dan Vaidondi.
He has just thrown.
He has thrown Marquise Wright right under the bus.
A pink frilly one, too, at that.
Talk about a blow to the ego.
What the devil?
I don't know what that means for the Firebirds.
I'm sure they are further down the pecking order now.
Unbelievable.
Ramona Romano, biggest upset victory here.
I think I have never seen a match like that in my history.
When you sign with Chad Epic Initiative, I guarantee three things: betrayal.
Winning matches, winning championship, and catch checks.
And all you have to do is give me your undivided loyalty.
I say jump, you say how high.
I say run, you say how fast.
Marquise couldn't do that anymore.
And look where he stands.
Get out of my seat, Rich.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, you heard it here first.
Apparently, Mr. Epic has decided Marquise Wright doesn't make the cut anymore.
What's going on with you?
Where the hell is the bull?
Probably this bull.
Probably in his pen.
I'm going to go find him.
Not because he's coming over here and he's going to go find her.
Better not.
All right, Rich Paladino at ringside.
I'm here with Mr. 305, Thug Life Marquise Wright.
Mr. Epic just threw you to the Wolves.
Apparently, he's going with Dan Baidondi and has thrown you under the bus, sir.
And old White throws Marquise right under the bus.
As a matter of fact, the only person that's going to be thrown under me is going to be Dan Baidondi and Chad Epic because you both got hell to pay.
Because don't nobody turn their back on me and get away with it.
And I promise you this.
You bet your ass you better grow eyes behind your head because I'm coming to find you two.
Sooner or later, you will pay for what you did tonight.
All right, there we heard it from Marquise Wright, the former New World Wrestling Extreme heavyweight champion.
He has severed ties with Chad Epic.
More to come on this.
We'll go back to the table.
Thank you.
You saw it here first.
Marquise Wright and Chad Epic parting ways, but we still have a lot more to come.
So you stay tuned, and we'll be right back.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Tonight, I was in a triple threat match, but I was not involved in the decision.
I did not lose.
Well, technically, he was.
What happened now is another match.
And I don't care who is in the back.
I don't care who you have for me.
I will destroy anyone and everyone you put in my way.
Oh, those are tall words.
I'm going to suddenly have a reign of frogs.
If he comes over here, I'm calling the Brute Squad.
He is the Brute Squad.
That's a good point.
Good grief.
He doesn't even come up with his nipples!
Oh!
He just fireballed his eye!
Well, it did rain fire in Egypt, and the Pharaoh has released a plague upon his face.
He has no eyebrows.
And he's about to have no spine.
Good God.
Great Pharaoh's ghost.
Tombstone pile driver.
That's a sarcophagus right there.
Either way, one, two, three.
That's it.
That's it.
Well, I hope the men in the next match are keeping an eye on the motor to watch who that is.
Because that man has to be a contender for the AIWF Northeast Heavyweight Champion.
If not, they'll just give it to him.
Good grief.
And Rick being assisted out of the ring here.
Well, you know, he said he wanted a match where he was pinned.
Well, he got pinned.
Cleanup aisle six.
All right, that could be the quickest victory in AIWF history.
The giant pharaoh victorious over Rick Madstone.
Before we go to your main event, give yourselves a round of applause if you guys can hear me.
Boom yourselves.
Shut up.
Stop that.
I had a lot of fun trends.
You guys have fun here tonight?
All right.
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Are you guys ready for the main event?
Come on, it's for the heavyweight championship.
Are you ready for the main event?
Yay!
Your main event of the evening is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the AIWF Northeast Heavyweight Championship.
May have bitten off more than he can chew Because that man isn't the skunk double for Godzilla.
He is the guy they pay to stay out of Tokyo so Godzilla doesn't get hurt.
First, the challenger in the corner to my right from the Rathskiller in Boston, Massachusetts.
Weighing at 185 pounds, the mass hole, Mike McCarthy.
His opponent to my left from Japan, weighing it at 229 pounds.
He is the current and defending AIWF McBeast heavyweight champion, the Tokyo monster, Kahagas!
Okay, so the ref has his life insurance paid up, right?
Because if he gets in between these two, the Tokyo Monster Go Hangis has been an NWA North American heavyweight champion, a world heavyweight champion, and an NWA national heavyweight champion.
Do you understand when I say the NWA?
I'm talking about the prestige.
Rick Flair, Rodney Piper, Kurt Henning, the America Dream Dusty Rhodes.
That man in the ring right there has done what none of those have ever done.
He is the only triple crown champion.
And McCarthy just pissed them off.
Does Cahagas feel anything other than pissed off?
Yes.
Oh, good God.
Kenshiro wishes he could throw hits like that.
And Mike McCarthy doing what could only be described as the smart thing.
I mean, he's been in the pit of death, but that.
Oh!
Good God.
But unfortunately, there is nowhere to escape to.
Nowhere to run.
And Mike McCarthy.
Yeah, I'm going to put a little fact out there that maybe you don't know.
The fact is, these two don't like each other.
You don't say.
Spoilers, Chad.
Jeez.
He's been fighting for the past 15 years when Mr. Mike McCartney, the mass hole, was just breaking in.
Guess who broke him in more than anyone else?
Yeah, and look who's going to be breaking him now.
It's come full circle.
One.
And this was just the New World Wrestling.
Don't run away.
Yes.
Just run away from the water.
No, because you're just lie down.
You give him a false sense of security and he comes to you.
And that happens.
The mass hole is not stupid.
I saw a little bit of blood and sweat.
We're going to be seeing a lot more before this is over, I think.
And he just backjobbed Mike McGarthy.
he did and now he front shopped him to give him a full set but McCarthy returning the favor I will grant this.
Mike McCarthy, tough as gristle, tough as nails, doesn't give up.
A true mass hole, a true New Englander, true grit there.
Yeah, the guy cut me off coming into the arena tonight.
No blinker or anything.
Well, everybody does that to you, Chad, because you drive like an old woman.
And wait a minute.
Oh, McCarthy.
If you look up Mass Hole on the online Oxford Dictionary, you will literally, and I use that term literally, find a picture of Mike McCarthy, the mass hole, in the dictionary under Mass Hole.
Look it up on your phone right now.
I'm too busy watching the matches.
Mike McCarthy.
Mike McCarthy, the mass hole, is taking you to your AIWF Northeast champion.
That Scotch is kicking in finally.
And Cahagas getting 15 years' worth of payback, I think, with interest.
I have had the distinct privilege of calling many of Tokyo Monsters' matches.
And he's actually coming to the vicinity of my table.
And let's just say I was happy I was actually wearing a dark suit that evening because he flipped the table.
Oh, whoa.
And Mike McCarthy goes upstairs and tree of woe.
Woe is Mike McCarthy.
As in, whoa, get out of the way.
Coming in.
Ooh.
The living Oni bouncing off the mass.
Oh!
I mean, almost, it almost floors you.
He moves with that grace, with that smoothness of a kimono dragon.
And then when he hits, dear God, stretching Mike out.
Mr. McCarthy is in a bad bad place and the Tokyo Monster the champion is taking you to the Challenger You're not going to take that championship off him lightly.
He's the inaugural AIWF Northeast Champion.
And you got to go to dirty tricks like that to get it off.
To survive.
Forget, get it off of me.
Tokyo Monster sent to the outside again.
I swear they have spent more time on the outside of this ring than they have inside tonight.
Well, to be fair, Mike McCarthy coming in.
This is his element.
He is a dirty fighter, and he's going to use every advantage he has.
And especially against Cahagis, he's going to need that.
The Tokyo Monster on the outside.
I once watched the Tokyo Monster tear this place apart with Tank the Tank when he literally took him from one end of the building to the other through chairs, people, straight.
Oh, he caved in his chest.
And just in case you're interested, ladies and gentlemen, we can hear those slaps all the way over here.
So this is, they are not pulling punches.
The masked hole doesn't care what the people think of him.
He doesn't care what you at home think of him.
He cares about one thing, and that is becoming the AIWF Northeast champion.
And he's going to have to go through a living, breathing monster to do it.
One, two, not enough.
Chad, I just had a horrible thought.
Yes.
What if the Pharaoh and Cahagas fought?
That'd be one hell of a match to call, but for either one of them, Kahangas to have to fight the Pharaoh.
We'll have to go through Mike McCarthy tonight.
And Mike McCarthy in control, choking Cahagas again, using every dirty trick he can.
No love lost.
Lots of blood, sweat, and tears between these two.
And with the gold on the line, Snapmare.
And wait a minute.
Nope.
Going over.
Leg drop.
One, two, not enough.
Pick out.
And Mike McCarthy, look at the disdain on his face.
Does he have any expression other than disdain?
Yes.
Pleasure by kicking the crap out of people.
That's still disdain.
I've seen that.
Elbows drop.
One, two.
The list of things that Mike McCarthy does not care about is probably about as big as the state of Rhode Island.
Move.
I mean, that's really not big.
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't care for that.
That Tokyo Monster unleashing.
Oh!
Just kicked him in the head.
There's nothing scientifically technical about that, Mr. Bishop.
It's just a straight boot to the side of your head again.
Well, I'm not sure that did Mike much damage, but one, two.
I have a headache watching it.
I had a headache sitting next to you, but Mike McCarthy now seeing stars or rising suns probably more accurately.
Did you just laugh at your own joke?
It was a funny joke.
It was not.
You don't think any of my jokes are funny.
You're funny.
Now, Mr. Backbone.
Oh!
Wow!
That was a tooth.
Mr. Paladino, did you see the tooth?
He saw the tooth.
He can't handle the tooth.
And now, Mike McCarthy heading upstairs.
Kahangis.
And did he even move?
Yes.
Did he even move?
I did not see him move.
My God.
He just got his head taken off with a guitar-like.
Lariat from the Tokyo.
I don't.
I think he broke his neck.
He might be out of this one.
One, two, two, and three.
Quarters.
Kicks out a two.
I guess he's no Superman now, huh?
Shut up.
I hate you.
Mike McCarthy reaching for the ropes.
I'm not sure where he can go in this ring, in this building, in this state to save him from a whooping.
Well, he made the, as you put it, the Oni Mad, and Cahagis up on his feet, eyes locked.
Big kick.
Oh, dear.
Yep, here we go.
This ref is losing control of his.
And whoa, wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cahagas.
There's a little bit of leeway.
Oh.
Whoa, wait a minute.
We didn't ring the bell.
And the ref.
Championship match.
The ref making the call.
And there go.
Well, there goes Jeremy Bell.
Hey, come on, guys.
Match is over one way or another, but.
No, these two aren't going to stop.
There's only one referee out here with a little bit of sense who didn't get in the ring.
Mr. Bishop, Bill, whoa, wait a minute.
Everybody coming in at this point.
Trying to divide these two.
Keep these two Titans apart.
Mike McCarthy being separated.
The locker room is emptying out.
And now.
And they can't even do that.
These two are ready for scunding for blood.
Back it up, Cahangas.
Ladies and gentlemen, due to the fact that both competitors have both.
Why, Bob?
Obviously, this match is a no contest, Mr. Bishop.
And whoa, wait a minute.
Come on, boy.
Here comes the two owners on New Orleans Wrestling Extreme AIWF.
And they don't look happy, and you don't want to make them unhappy.
The Alpha!
It's on, it's on.
Back it up, guys.
So what I'm going to say goes that in summer of 2016, Cahadis is going to defend against McCarthy in a steel cage.
What?
Friday, July 22nd, Spitzo Ram.
Let's get out of here.
You guys feel my fight now.
Get out of my fish on the PM.
Chad, I think for the first time you and I are both on the same page in shock on this.
A steel cage.
The AIWF championship will be defended in a steel cage with a mass hole Mike McCarthy.
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