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July 13, 2012 - Dan Bidondi Show

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TRUTH SESSIONS WITH DAN BIDONDI- LARRY "OPERATION CABLE SPLICER" GUY

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	Hi, my name is Larry, Operation Cable Splacer Guy.
	And you may be a terrorist.
	That's right.
	Because I work for the Department of Homeland Security and I am engaged to the lovely, the beautiful, corpulent Janet Napolitano.
	Mwah!
	And today we're going to talk about a great, beautiful report called Operation Endgame by Homeland Security, the Department of Homeland Security.
	That's us.
	The Luciferian cult.
	Anyway, we're going to also speak on behalf of the MIAC report, the awesome, great, the FBI's Project Megiddo, who defends your civil liberties, and don't forget about the Southern Poverty Law Center, and the great things they do for the law enforcement agency.
	So remember kids, you may be a terrorist because if you're sitting at a bus stop and you're taking notes for your class, you may be a terrorist.
	That's right.
	And you people from out of town.
	You come into our cities.
	Our beautiful cities.
	And you walk around taking pictures.
	Or a video camera of what's going on.
	An event, whatever.
	You guess what?
	You may be a terrorist.
	Because you're not supposed to do that.
	It's okay that we spy on you.
	We have video cameras spying on you.
	We have the police scanning your license plates.
	Uploading your information from the phone.
	But that's okay.
	But you can't.
	You can't take pictures because you may be a terrorist.
	And walk into a gun store.
	That's right.
	Go into a gun store.
	Try to buy more than one gun.
	Try to ask the dealer for a gun with good stopping power.
	Because you know what?
	You may be a terrorist.
	That's right.
	And you people who like to buy MREs.
	Store up food.
	You know, a good six month supply of food.
	And water.
	And guess what?
	You may be a terrorist.
	Or you like to buy the military surplus.
	Survival equipment.
	You may be a terrorist.
	And anybody who supports the Constitution, even though we took a sworn oath upon the Constitution, but you know, that don't matter.
	Because if you support that Constitution, you are a terrorist.
	You are, if you're a Rampall supporter, you got a Rampall bumper sticker, how dare you have that on your car?
	Or that garrison flag sticker on your car, how dare you?
	Because you know what, you might be a terrorist.
	And you people who belong to the Gun Owners Association of America, or the NRA, And you support the Second Amendment?
	Guess what?
	You may be a terrorist because we don't want you to have no guns now.
	We want to have the guns.
	We want to have 48 million rounds of ammunition.
	And you have none.
	And that's why, with us and the United Nations, we're slowly but squeezing and taking your guns, taking your rights, squeezing them all out of you because you may be a terrorist.
	That's right.
	Even though we work at Al Qaeda, but you didn't hear that from us because you're a conspiracy theorist.
	Even though awesome, great CIA funded and created Al Qaeda.
	But you know what?
	You repeat that, you're a conspiracy theorist.
	And you know what?
	You may be a terrorist.
	And this is for you Bible believers out there.
	Anybody who believes in the Bible.
	You believe in biblical prophecy.
	And God forbid, Lucifer forbid, that you speak against our great new world order that we have in line for you.
	You know what?
	You may be a terrorist.
	And how about you libertarians, you tea party people, or you people who belong to a liberty group especially.
	You people may be a terrorist, because you shouldn't do that.
	And this is Larry CableSplicer, Operation CableSplicer guy, from Homeland Security saying, you may be a terrorist.
	And this is Gambadandi, and I know how funny this must sound and all that, but you know what?
	We gotta make some light of this, because it's so disgusting what they're doing folks.
	And you can Google this right now.
	Everything I stated is facts.
	Okay?
	It's not conspiracy.
	It's from the horse's mouth.
	And again, if you want to Google right now, Homeland Security's endgame, you can PDF the file for yourself.
	The MIAC report, M-I-A-C report, Google that for yourself.
	The FBI's Project Megiddo, Google that, PDF the file.
	And PDF all the Southern Poverty Law Center's documents.
	And not to count the countless documents and videos from Homeland Security.
	Let's say, anybody could be a terrorist.
	Now, oh yeah, I forgot to leave one thing out.
	You may be a terrorist, but as you white middle class men out there, you could be a terrorist.
	You know, it's so vile, so disgusting, so diabolical what's going on.
	And you know what?
	We need to fight against this.
	We need to inform people, wake people up.
	Because our civil liberties are under attack.
	They're going after our First Amendment.
	They'll do all these bills to try to censor the internet.
	And look at H.R.
	647, the trespass bill.
	God forbid you, you know, protest against or yell at a politician that has Secret Service, you'll be arrested under federal crimes.
	Even though it's your First Amendment, though.
	That don't matter.
	Second Amendment, they're attacking us through the U.N.
	and everywhere else.
	I mean, they're violating our Fourth Amendment, constantly pulling you over with no search warrants like the seatbelt was.
	You know, it's so contradicting that they pull you over because they have no probable cause to do so, then they use the seatbelt as a probable cause, but the thing is, it's a Fourth Amendment violation.
	Illegal search and seizures.
	So they're justifying violating a probable cause with Violating the Fourth Amendment.
	It's just back and forth like that and it contradicts the whole thing.
	And any smart person or a good lawyer would beat that out in court.
	And the thing is, I bought my seatbelts.
	I wear a seatbelt because I want to, not because I'm told to.
	And, you know, this is small examples, folks.
	I mean, look at the cops just getting on the license plates.
	They're pulling you over, taking pictures of your eyeballs.
	Uh, some are probably calling for dumb prints now, and doubt it, but they're downloading your cell phones.
	All the information from your cell phones.
	I mean, this is George H.W.
	Williams 1984 coming through, folks.
	I mean, look at the Homeland Security.
	I mean, they got drones flying everywhere.
	I mean this is just so crazy, and um, but I'm about out of time, but um, anyway, this is Dan Badondi, because you may be a terrorist, and I may be a terrorist from talking about this!
	How about that, huh?

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