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May 15, 2000 - Bill Cooper
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Once upon a good hour, the hour of the time. Once upon a good movement, a good walk, soon we'll find.
The hour of the time.
You're listening to the Hour of the Time.
I'm William Cooper.
Good evening, folks.
You're listening to the Hour of the Time.
I'm William Cooper.
Good evening, folks.
I've got to tell you, I am one happy camper.
Got some wonderful news for all of you who contributed to the television project and for everybody who lives in the Round Valley.
But first, I gotta do this.
I gotta do this.
This reflects my whole mood, how I'm feeling, everything.
In Tampa, Tacoma, on the beach, I'm a guy who doesn't know how to ride a radio.
But you may know the western way, it makes a difference where you go.
Cinderella and Isabella have a party right down the road, listening to the radio.
Love is on the air tonight, and it's on a coast to coast, look out!
Love is everywhere tonight.
You better look it over, yes, we'll come.
We'll station throughout the nation.
We'll have us all coming through.
So if your step works, the magic that works will fill your world for you.
You should grab a drink, whatever drink goes on in and out of your alley.
You might sound like me to her.
But suppose she likes Rudy Paz?
It's so crazy!
Come on!
She has enough to kill to kill to thank you!
What did you say?
On the road to the 809.
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Ž Ž
Stomping up, stomping up, yeah Ž Ž
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, very nice.
Ha, ha.
Ž Oh, bring it home.
Ž Oh, yeah, if you could have seen me dancing around this
studio, you all would have been in stitches.
Ha, ha, ha.
I am one happy camper.
I want to first thank all of you who believed in me once again, who knew that if I said I would do it, I would do it, and who contributed.
Some of you, large sums of money, some of you help.
I can tell you it would never have happened without the help of Scott Becker once again.
There would never have been an hour of the time without Scott Becker.
Would never have happened without the help of my good friend Rick Martin and his wife Barbara.
Could never have happened without the help of all the people who have been watching my health very closely and send me things and chew me out if I don't take them religiously.
In particular, Ann Husted, and her husband Paul, and Gene Kimline, and lots of others.
My old friend Michael Cottingham, who seems to have disappeared into the ether.
Don't know what happened to him, or where he's gone, and I miss him.
My good friend Matt, who Provided the last needed pieces of paraphernalia to make it work.
And you're all sitting on the edge of your chair wondering, what is he babbling about now?
Round Valley Television is on the air.
Round Valley Television is on the air, and it blankets the whole valley.
Everybody in the valley is receiving it.
If they have any kind of an antenna whatsoever, people who live within a half a mile can get it without any antenna.
That's how good the signal is.
Thank you, Scott Becker, for the amplifier.
I know you worked hard to make that possible, and you took a chance.
You and your friend who built it for us.
Because you built it on the promise that the money would come when the money wasn't there.
So once again, my good friend, from my heart, God bless you and thank you for trusting in me once again.
All of you who contributed to the television project, thank you.
God bless you.
Without you, it could never have happened.
The testing phase is over.
We are on the air.
We are on the air.
With a beautiful, crisp, sharp color picture.
We don't have stereo sound and never will.
It's an information station.
When we're not broadcasting special programs and documentaries and things that we produce, we will be broadcasting free programming that's available to everyone from satellite, and it will either be TV Land, PBS, or Odyssey, or some channel during those time frames where we know that there's programming that people will not only like, But the whole family can watch and enjoy and will not insult anybody at all.
And it's good programming.
Above all, good programming.
Either really clean, family-oriented type entertainment.
Our educational material that we know people need to see.
We will be producing our own television programs.
Eventually I will be doing the news every night.
Eventually the Hour of the Time will be broadcast both on radio and television.
And Round Valley Television will eventually be on the internet live.
Virtually, 24 hours a day, as soon as we figure out how we're going to do it.
The T1 line is... I don't think it's going to happen.
It fell through.
So even if it's, you know, the worst possible quality, it's better that we have something up there than nothing at all.
The sound will be good.
I can promise you that.
The picture may not be as good as you all would like it to be, but it will be there.
So the next step is the internet.
I was overloaded with work before, and now my workload has literally doubled.
I don't know how I'm going to do it, but I can tell you, as I have always done, I will do it.
Thursday night, my good friend and brother, Doyle Shamley, will be the guest on the broadcast.
And he's going to be talking specifically to the people in the Round Valley about how to hook up their television set to an antenna.
And, you know, the most you have to spend, really, unless you live in one of the outlying areas, is going to be about $7, $8 at the most.
If you want Doyle to come and hook it up for you, it's an additional $10.
He'll be happy to do it.
He works for the local cable TV company.
We're not in competition with them, but in his spare time, if you either drop us a letter or give us a call here in the Round Valley and let us know that you need his help, we'll send him out.
And for $10 and whatever the cost of parts, which is about $7 total, He'll get your TV so that you can receive Channel 15 Round Valley TV.
Channel 15 Round Valley Television.
All you need is really any kind of a UHF rabbit ear type thing on your TV set.
Right now, and I forgot to bring it in.
Darn.
Forgot to bring it in.
Well, I'll talk about it tomorrow night.
But, well, I can say it right now because I remember this.
Right now at Radio Shack in the Round Valley, they have an outdoor television antenna.
Really good one.
All you gotta do is put it on a pole and point it, point the pointy end, just like an airplane.
Whichever way the wings are slanted back, that's the back end of the airplane, and you just point the front end of the airplane right up here to my house, and you'll get the television station loud and clear on Channel 15.
And they're on sale for $24.
Can you believe that?
full-size television antenna that you mount outside or in your attic.
Now because the winds around here, if you're on a hill or a high spot, I recommend you
put it in your attic.
If you're down low in the valley, you can put it on a pole or put it in your attic,
whichever you choose.
It doesn't make any difference.
We're putting out a good, clear, strong signal.
People within a half a mile are getting a picture on their TV and sound.
There's snow, to be sure, because they don't have any antenna, but they're getting the picture and sound.
If you want to receive it really well, you need some kind of an antenna.
Outdoor antenna will work best, but you don't have to put it outdoors.
You can put it in your attic and it will work just as good.
For most people, just rabbit ears.
But not just rabbit ears.
See those rabbit ear telescoping type things are really for VHF.
And our channel is 15 UHF.
So you need to go down to Radio Shack and make sure that whatever antenna you get says it's for VHF and UHF or UHF only.
They're not expensive at all.
The farther away you are from us, the more likely you might have to get an amplified antenna.
And Radio Shack has those.
And we can also get those for you.
And I'm going to look at the cost.
We're going to let you have them from us at exactly what it costs us.
The only thing is, is if you buy one from us, Doyle's going to have to go down and hook it up and you're going to have to pay him ten bucks.
I mean, that's just the way it is.
Simply because he's going to do it right.
There's a lot of people in this valley, a lot of people in this radio audience said, he'll never do it.
He can't, you can't do that.
And people have been telling me that all my life.
And I've always, if I said I was going to do it, I've always done it.
I've never failed to do exactly what I said I was going to do.
It might take a long time.
I mean, this has taken over a year.
It's literally taken over a year to make this come true.
And we went through a lot of money.
Went through two transmitters that the people who sold them to us told us that they would work and they didn't work.
They were junk.
As a matter of fact, cost a lot of money.
The transmitter we're using now, I actually bought on eBay.
On the computer.
And I forget how much I paid for it.
I think it was about $150.
After going through all these other expensive transmitters that cost thousands of dollars, You know, I went on eBay and bought one real cheap.
And it works beautifully.
And we've had it for a while.
It would not put out because it didn't have the oomph.
And so my good friend Scott Becker came through He had another friend of his build us a transmitter specifically for our channel, made for our station, made for our transmitter, and Matt provided the antennas and all of the cabling and the fittings that we couldn't get around here.
We went around here to people who claimed to be professional electricians and asked them where to get in-fittings and they said, What?
What'd you say?
In what?
What?
What?
So if it hadn't been for Matt, it wouldn't have happened.
If it hadn't been for Scott, it wouldn't have happened.
If it hadn't been for all the people who donated money to the TV project, it wouldn't have happened.
If it wasn't for Rick Martin and Scott Becker, it wouldn't have happened.
So, from the bottom of my heart, to all of those of you Who really contributed to this project.
Either with money or time or equipment.
I don't care which.
God bless you.
And thank you.
Thank you.
You know what they say about me.
Everybody complains because I take my time and I do it right.
But in the end, you know, they can complain and bitch and moan and cry.
You'll never get it done.
I wasted my money.
I wasted my time.
I wasted my effort.
I sent him this piece of equipment and nothing's happened and it's been over a year.
And then there's all the couch potatoes who never contributed anything.
Never did anything.
Never helped with anything.
Eh, he'll never do it.
Who's he think he is?
I get letters telling me that.
But in the end, in the end, in the end, this is what Andrea had to say about it.
By the way, she's going to write the fifth and star in our soap opera.
So, Andrea, thank you.
you you
I'll be satisfied and electrified to know a guy what takes his time.
I hope he understands.
I hope he gives me air.
Wouldn't give any Russian guy a smile.
I can go for anything I want.
Who would come to see me linger away?
of wine. While another guy would be blind, the hell I'd die would taste the tears of time.
I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't be loved.
I'd rather die than live I'll go for any kind.
Oh, yes, Dijon really spoils me not so much.
I don't like a big commotion.
I'm a demon's personal muncher and such.
Why should I deny that I would die to know a guy who takes his time?
There isn't any fun in getting something done If you rush when you have to make the grade
I think a fine amateur would appreciate a connoisseur at his trade
Who would qualify, no alibi, to be a guy what takes his time?
Just a little humor there, folks.
Just in case you should get the wrong idea, Andrea is engaged to be married.
She's a friend who has helped.
And she wants to write the scripts for the first soap operas based upon the history of I mean the real history of the Round Valley, which we intend to produce with local talent on Round Valley television.
I think she's going to play Luscious Lucy, the bad, bald-headed blonde from North Fork in the first episode of Wyatt Earp's middle name was Ike Clinton, or something like that.
She's from one of the old-time families here.
Knows a lot about the history.
And what she doesn't know, her mom knows for sure.
So, that's our job.
So, Andrea, start writing right now.
And, you know, get ready to assemble a cast of thousands.
Because we're going to do it.
We're going to do lots of things on Round Valley Television.
The least of which is to provide educational broadcasting, the likes of which you will never see on the Communist News Networks, or cable television, or the Allied Broadcasting Communists, the Communist Broadcasting System, you know.
I could go on and on.
National Broadcasting Communists and the Communist News Network.
Be prepared if you live in the Round Valley to see some things that will just absolutely knock your socks off, to tell you the truth.
It'll spin your head around on your shoulders and it'll wrinkle your blue jeans for sure.
Next week, for instance, every night we're going to play Waco, The Rules of Engagement.
The following week we're going to play every night Waco, New Revelation.
We're going to do lots of stuff.
We've got tons of documentary material here that you just can't see anywhere else.
And you won't see anywhere else.
So you need to get your antenna.
You need to get it hooked up.
If you don't know how to do it, Now if you've got cable, you need something that will allow you to hook up cable and a television UHF antenna.
And they only cost like $3.49 at Radio Shack.
And on Thursday night, Doyle's going to tell you what you need.
If you can get all these parts and do it by yourself, it's not going to cost you more than 7 or 8 bucks.
And that's it.
You can do it by yourself.
And when you're on cable, you just have your TV set, you know, set on the channel 3 or 4, depending on what your box accepts, and you'll get cable.
If you want to watch channel 15, you just, you know, put it on channel 15 and we'll be there.
If you don't have cable television, all you have to do is hook up an antenna, any kind of little antenna, And, uh, but it's got to be a UHF antenna.
They're not expensive, folks.
They're really inexpensive.
And, uh, you know, just put it on channel 15 and there we will be.
Okay?
My goodness, I am excited.
I really am.
I am absolutely beside myself with joy.
I don't know what to, uh, I could go on thanking people and all of that kind of stuff for literally a long time.
You know it's hard to pick up music when you can't see.
I finally figured it out, so here we go.
You know, you really do have to be nuts to listen to this broadcast, and I mean nuts in a good sort of way.
You can't be what they call nowadays in this country, normal, because normal means brainwashed, politically correct.
Reactionary.
Never having an original thought.
going out and doing what's expected of you rather than doing what you should do based upon your actual
examination of the facts and determination of what what the reality really is so
Crazy people crazy people crazy people like me go crazy over people like you
you Goofy people, taffy people, taffy people like me, go crazy over the things you do.
Why are we on the beach, the moon, the moon above?
Because we actin' up like the moon, it must be love.
We love crazy people.
Crazy people, crazy people like me, go crazy over people like you.
Crazy people like, crazy people like you.
Crazy people like, crazy like you, are just too strong, just too strong, just too strong, just too strong.
Crazy people like the things you do, when we are under the moon, the moon above, you got me acting just like balloon.
It must be love, just too strong.
Crazy people like, crazy like you, cut love back to the feather, always stuck together.
Kissing on those cuts and all the hearts that keep us from drifting apart.
Now that's the reason baby, that I call you maybe.
Crazy people, crazy people, crazy people, crazy people, crazy people like me, go crazy over people like you, wow!
Crazy people, crazy people, crazy people, crazy people, crazy people like me go crazy over people like you.
Goofy people, goofy people, jazzy people, jazzy people, jazzy people like me go crazy over me too.
Don't mind if I never like sweet angels shine, it's just the heaven I got, you join me in why.
Crazy people, crazy people, jazzy people, jazzy people, jazzy people like me go crazy over people like you.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Yep, you're nuts.
Absolutely nuts.
But good nuts, you know, most so-called patriots never support their own causes.
Well, we have a core.
It's a hard core, and it's not very many.
It's just a few people who always support our cause.
They're the people who make everything that we do possible for the rest of you lazy, closet, socialist, no good, whining, complaining, do-nothing, couch potato, phony, patriot, jerks.
If you've been listening to this program for years and you've never contributed or done anything to help us, I'm talking directly to you.
Yes, you.
And you know exactly who you are.
If we win, this war won't be because of you.
If we lose, it will be directly because of you.
Bet on it.
Count on it.
Realize it.
Dream about it.
Feel guilty.
Dry up and blow away.
You know?
I could care less if you're out there or not, if you never lift a hand to help.
Really.
It's the truth.
If that sounds callous and cruel, yeah.
You ain't seen callous and cruel yet.
You haven't seen it yet.
And you're too stupid to understand that it needs all your efforts, all your contributions, all your help, all your work, in order to prevent callous and cruel from coming into your lives.
But, you know, you never changed all your life, no matter what anybody said to you.
I don't expect that anything I'm going to say is going to change you either.
Here, folks, is what's playing on Round Valley Television right now.
I think.
Well, I thought I had it here.
I guess I don't have it here.
No, I don't.
I did.
So what's wrong?
Something is wrong and I don't know what it is.
Because there's nothing there.
Well, I know how to fix that.
All I have to do is unplug these.
Yes I do.
I will just unplug these.
Right here.
I will unplug these because for some reason they're not working.
Now I've changed a few things in the studio that affects the radio station because I needed to use some of the things concurrently with the television station because we don't have all the money to really completely separate the two.
That may have been what I've done here.
I don't really remember.
If you do a portrait of my wife in the news, in this snapshot, I think it'll be great.
And so I took the snapshot, and I copied it, put it back on the chronograph, and it was a great skit.
I love doing it, and I like the picture.
And he was crazy about it, and it was, this is what happens out there, and all the men without women like it.
I was painting in a field in Anglia one day and all of a sudden the Germans had invited the U.S.
Army to do with one last artist and they shelled the devil out of me and I ran.
I ran so fast that I left my helmet and my helmet liner and everything else I had and got into a gully and then when I came back I just continued to paint.
I can't say that I was so brave or fearless.
Well, that's it, folks.
And the slight buzzing that you hear is not on the television station.
It's in this mixing board.
It's an old mixing board that's starting to get what's called an AC hum.
And I'm going to have to take it into Radio Shack and have them send it into their... Most of the stuff in the studio came from Radio Shack.
A lot of it, anyway.
Not most of it, but a lot of it.
A lot of the essential parts and pieces and things that make it work came from Radio Shack.
Radio Shack is really a good thing for all of us.
And I hope you have one in your neighborhood.
Especially if you're planning on doing anything like I've done.
And you can do it!
Don't let anybody tell you you can't do it.
Because I'm no better than anybody listening to this broadcast.
Not at all.
I'm just a regular folk who Who doesn't believe what I'm told.
And because I don't believe it, I might suffer some setbacks and some failures and some inconveniences and things like that.
But, I do it.
I always do it.
And you can do it too.
Oh yes you can.
and you, you, will, stinker, you.
You see, there's a mystery in life.
life.
while living this mystery.
And you're the detective assigned to this case.
you Your job is to find out.
Is to find out.
.
Who killed, who killed your belief in yourself?
Bye.
you And why did you let them?
In other words, you're a fool.
In other words, Sergeant Cheaple, what we want to know is why in hell did you commit
Suzy sideways?
Why?
.
.
you And are you going to pay for the abortion?
No.
I'm not going to pay for the abortion.
I'm going to pay for the abortion.
It's the serial that never ends.
Welcome to the Hour of the Time.
Mathene's Serial Mystery of the Week.
The Week.
I'll draw from five to zero three three three four five seven eight of it that will give
up.
Oh my goodness gracious.
How many of you are still out there after all of the examples that so many of us set
for you every day still doing absolutely nothing and bitching and whining about all of the
things that are happening in this country thanks to your do nothing attitude.
Thank you.
Good evening, you're on the air.
Alright!
I just got told I was crazy today because I was talking about listening to your show.
You were talking about how anybody who's still listening must be crazy in a good way.
Yeah, you've got the ring.
Have you tuned in to Channel 15 yet?
I haven't.
I haven't.
I've got my kids over in the other room.
Hopefully they're not going to bug me while I'm on the show.
If I could listen to your show, I could try to keep them separate from me for dozens of hours.
I could listen to your show in peace and quiet.
Well, great.
Yeah, I was telling somebody that even before I started listening to your show, oh gee, I don't even remember when I started listening, that if I didn't believe in murder, I would have killed the President of the United States by now.
I just don't, I know he's That stuff, and I've known it a long time ago, and if I, and if I, and I know that he wouldn't even have seen the bullet coming, so.
And people say, you're crazy!
You must be out of a living bed!
It's like, no way!
Well, Ashley, you're not crazy.
You feel exactly like, like hundreds of thousands, and probably several million Americans feel.
But I have to, because I know you.
I know that you don't really mean that you would pick up a gun and go kill the President.
But it's a feeling that you had.
I believe that when someone causes so much death and destruction, it is better that one man die than that a whole nation perish.
And that's right out of the Book of Mormon.
I believe that.
I believe that.
It's not causing... I just... I just believe that that would be the best thing to do.
I also believe that God's going to take care of him.
I just wish it could be me instead.
I don't want him alive for another minute.
It's really sad.
I don't think that his life should continue on and people think that, oh, he must be a good guy because he's still alive.
Well, he's not a good guy.
There are a lot of people who think that he's a good guy and there's a lot of people who know darn well that he's not.
But you have to understand that killing him is not going to solve the thing.
Exactly.
He's just a pawn in the game.
That's right.
He's a pawn in the game.
He's the front man for the real power.
You really think that he's in there making all these decisions?
He's doing what he's told to do.
Exactly.
I just think it would be...
This is a hit socialist governor from the state of Arkansas who never knew anything about foreign policy or real power in his life.
Anybody that really believes that this guy is calling the shots and making the decisions is not playing with a full deck of cards.
He's doing what he's told and that's why he needs to be a dead man.
Well, it's... He's scum, and that's why, you know, he needs to get rid of him.
A lot of people brought me to that knowledge.
It wasn't something that I, that I, you know, just don't like Democrats or that kind of thing.
It's a lot of people that brought me to find out some of the things that he had done and has done for years and how much he has been brought up in the whole He's just been brought along.
He's been, what do you call it?
He's been trained.
He's a Marxist.
He's a communist.
Yeah, you better believe it.
His mentor was the man who wrote Tragedy and Hope, which is the expose of the real conspiracy that's bringing down this country, which me and many others have tried to expose for many years.
And people keep saying, well, there's no conspiracy.
Well, here's a man who's a professor at Georgetown University who wrote a book called Tragedy and Hope, who says, There damn sure is a conspiracy.
I saw it.
I know who's bringing it about.
And it's real.
And they're going to do it.
And, you know, Bill Clinton was one of my students.
And Bill Clinton during his inauguration says that, you know, Carol Quigley was my mentor at Georgetown University who wrote Tragedy and Hope.
And so anybody who thinks that Bill Clinton is not a part of this whole thing is crazy.
The details of that story are on your website, right?
I thought I was reading something on there about Uh, it's probably in the Majesty 12 piece that I wrote.
I know there was something in there.
Lots of it.
Lots of it there.
Yeah.
Anyway, I'm, you know, glad to see you.
But we need to... It's strange and different and weird and, yeah, and I'm always... But, but listen... ...talking to people about things.
They say, oh, that's a conspiracy.
I say, well, you know, guess what?
Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid to call it a conspiracy.
It's happening.
But I've got to say something to you, personally.
I want you to listen to me very carefully, okay?
It would do us no good whatsoever to go kill Bill Clinton.
Nothing would change.
In fact, it might even hasten The downfall of America and the collection of guns from the American people.
And we don't want that to happen.
He's just a dummy.
This guy is nothing compared to who the real enemy is and that's the power behind the throne.
The people who put him there.
The people who dictate to him.
The people who protect him.
The people who have, see a lot of people say, Bill Clinton murdered Vince Foster.
Bill Clinton murdered all these people.
It wasn't Bill Clinton.
It's Bill Clinton's support group.
It's the people.
It's the Marxist and Communist cell groups that wanted to make sure that Bill Clinton came to power and was able to carry out their policies according to their dictates who are responsible for all of these things.
There's the system above them and then there's the system below them.
That's right.
And now they're making the wrong things happen.
Well, maybe we should just find another way to, you know, take these guys down.
But let's do it.
Now we want to have a little silly gun story.
It'll be a...
There is no other way.
But it'll...
There is no other way.
There will be a civil war and it will be accomplished.
That's all I can tell you.
The country's going down in more ways than one.
It's not just the president.
It's not just the other pawns.
No, no.
It starts right in the city council, right here in Egren-Springerville.
Well, listen to these clowns passing their laws to protect their property values and make money and paving streets of favored leaders of the community because, you know, they can't sell their property because it's resting beside a dirt road and all this other kind of crap.
Makes me sick.
And the Arizona Constitution says that no municipality can engage in any business activity.
The city of Eager and Springerville are up to their eyebrows in business activities unconstitutionally in this state.
It starts on a local level.
You want to get rid of the crooks in this country?
Get rid of the crooks in Eager and Springerville.
That's right.
Wherever your hometown is.
But I'm talking to you because I know where you're at.
I know where you're at.
I don't know.
I don't think you've got my whole story.
But, you know, we're going to have to sit down and go over the details.
I just recognize your voice.
Well, you know, I call you all the time.
I do my best to support you.
And, you know, half the time I don't know exactly what help you need.
And I would be glad to, you know, do what I can.
But nobody... I haven't heard you on your radio show say, I need this, this, and this to get this TV thing together.
So I was never against it, but I wasn't helping enough, because I didn't know exactly what you needed.
Well, there was a time when I did that, and lots of people contributed.
You know, tell us what to do.
Okay.
Thanks for calling.
Okay.
Thanks.
Bye-bye.
Good night.
520-333-4578 is the number.
Thanks for calling.
OK.
Thanks.
Bye bye.
Good night.
520-333-4578 is the number.
Folks, don't go out and kill the President.
He is nothing in the scheme of things, believe me.
Good evening, you're on the air.
How are you doing, Mr. Cooper?
I'm doing real good.
I'm really happy.
Yeah, that lady might want to be careful what she says over the radio.
Well, I was trying to clue her into that, but, you know, she didn't get the message, but that's okay.
Yeah.
I can tell you right now, she has a mother, a wife, and she's very busy, and she doesn't even, she couldn't get to Washington, D.C., much less do what she suggested anyway, so nobody has to worry about what she said.
Yeah, I kind of, I kind of got the same impression.
There are some folks, not very nice folks, that listen to you, Bill.
All of the bad, worst folks that you can imagine listen to me.
I know.
That's why I was kind of concerned.
There are people in the White House right now listening to this broadcast.
Yeah.
I just hope they somehow can't get back to that lady.
Oh no.
They won't get back to her.
Even if they did, they would quickly find out that You know, this is, well, it's just not something that could ever be reality, so.
Yeah.
Well, it looks like the full court press is on to grab the guns.
You think this one will do or you think it will be out of court?
That'll try it.
It doesn't matter.
Somebody's going to try it.
If Bush gets elected, he'll try it.
Are you a new listener or something?
No, no, I understand that he's a... Are you a new watcher of the world?
No, I understand he's a... Have you been watching what's happening, watching in D.C., no matter whether it's Republican or Democrat or who the hell is in Congress or in the White House?
Every, you know, we still keep marching toward the New World Order.
And who's the first one who ever said those words?
It was George Bush Jr.' 's father!
Where the hell have you been?
What are you?
Vacuum between ears?
No, you're not thinking.
Don't give me no excuse.
Your brain is not working.
And you've got to make it work.
And if it hurts your feelings, I'm sorry, but that's the truth.
He was a member of Skull and Bones.
he's in the uh the new world order fold i just yeah he was a member of skull and bones he's his
father's son yeah i know what do you think about wainwright pierce
Do you think he's controlled opposition?
Wayne LaPierre is a Gaelian dialectic jerk.
Wayne LaPierre does not represent gun owners.
Wayne LaPierre over the years has always compromised and every time he does he gives away more of the second article and amendment.
Something that he can't do by law.
So he's controlled opposition you think?
Well, what do you think?
Why don't you ask me what I think?
Why don't you look at what this clown has done and make up your own mind?
It's obvious.
He's not protecting your rights.
He makes a big noise and all this kind of stuff to make you think that he is, but look what he actually really does!
Well, I've reached that conclusion.
No, you didn't.
No, you didn't.
You're being politically correct to Bill Cooper and I won't stand for it.
Because I don't demand political correctness.
I demand the truth.
Whatever it happens to be.
And the truth is, you didn't have the slightest clue and that's why you asked me.
Well... Right?
Well, why don't you learn to make up your own mind?
You know how you do that?
Stop listening to these stupid clown liars and watch what they do.
Watch what they do.
Stop listening to them.
Did you ever go out with a girl and kept telling you she loved you?
But everything she did told you that she didn't?
But you didn't pay any attention to that because she kept telling you that she loved you?
That's how you got screwed in the end?
And it wasn't the way you wanted?
That ever happen to you?
Oh yeah, actually that did happen to me.
Yeah, it happens to everybody.
You know, you should learn a lesson from that.
Stop listening to what they say and watch what they do.
Well hey look Bill, you have a good night.
You too, and thanks for calling.
And don't be pissed at me.
I'm trying to help you grow up and join the real world and become a real human being and one of these days if it happens you'll thank me.
Good evening, you're on the air.
I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you that.
One of my dreams has come true.
We now have Brown Valley Television is on the air!
People are watching it!
I'm stoked.
I wish that I was a Radio Shack manager up here in New Orleans.
I need you to put your mouth in front of your phone and start yelling because I can barely hear you.
That's better.
And they didn't have it.
I ordered it.
It met me on the doorstep Friday night, and I have not been able to put it down.
Good for you.
I'm about 100 pages into it, which as you're obviously aware is just a dent, but I'm going good.
Yeah, it's a thick book.
It's a big book.
Yeah, it is.
Another book that I picked up there Tuesday, just because it was there and it looked interesting, is a book called The Minutemen.
There's lots of books, but the ones I give you over the year are the very best, the cream of the crop.
After you read those, you can go read the other ones if you want to.
And you should.
You should read and digest all that you're able to do.
But you have to understand, you have to read through all that you read and determine what the truth is.
is.
Come on.
Come on.
Start yelling.
One of the things that I picked out of this Minutemen book is people were taught in school that the militias and the patriots that fought during the revolution were just a bunch of ragtag farmers and agents.
These guys have been, these guys were busting their butts to get things going 100, 200 years ago.
Not only that, but men who lived back then, who only finished like the 6th grade or the 7th grade, could read, write, and understand English better than college graduates can today.
They were better educated than any high school graduate is today and a lot of college graduates.
At least in the community that I live in.
People start reading these histories and they start reading about these men and women and they begin to say, My God!
They lived over 200 years ago and they're smarter than me.
What I found interesting is reading in the Patriots about guys like Otis, James Otis, and Hutchinson, and Henry.
How long do people go to law school nowadays?
And they don't know a dip about anything.
Those men were self-educated, and they could have kicked the butt out of any of the so-called jurists in any court in the land.
Oh, absolutely.
It seems like these guys had an honest, sincere belief in what they were doing.
Well, they had a knowledge.
And from that knowledge, they knew what to believe and what not to believe.
They weren't operating on rumor and bullshit and lies and fantasies and wishful thinking
like people are today.
Well, listen, I've got to let you go unless somebody else is here.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for calling.
I'll talk with your TV station.
OK.
Bye-bye.
520-333-4578 is the number.
We're taking your calls for the rest of the hour, which isn't too much longer, and that's
why I cut him a little bit short so that we can get some more people in here.
4578 is the number.
And I'm happy.
I'm very, very happy.
Round Valley Television is a reality.
All those of you who pooh-poohed it, you'll never do that.
Nobody can have their own television station.
Well, it's not my own television station.
It was brought about by a lot of people.
And it belongs to the charitable trust That my daughters created.
520-333-4578 is the number.
Good evening.
You're on the air.
Hello.
Hello.
Goodbye.
520-333-4578.
There was somebody there, but they obviously didn't have the guts to talk.
Hello, goodbye, 520-333-4578.
There was somebody there, but they obviously didn't have the guts to talk.
I don't know why.
There we go.
That's just in case they were still holding the line so I just couldn't call.
520-333-4578.
We only have a couple of minutes left, so it's time for you to call and put in your two cents worth if you want to be a part of this historic broadcast.
And it is historic, by golly.
And there will be more historic broadcasts as I continue to prove to all of you that you're not as helpless and as dumb and as poor and as idiotic and as all of those kinds of things as you pretend to be.
Doesn't that really piss you off when I prove to you that if you really got up off your ass you could actually accomplish something?
Good evening, you're on the air.
Hi Jackie. How are you doing? Good. I was going to say I've been listening to you for about five years now
and I've tried to read as much as I can as you see here and I just want to say how
amazed I am at the unfortunate ignorance.
It's really depressing.
of our population. And of course that's based upon your realization that you were ignorant until you
started listening and reading. Exactly. And now you're not anymore. Yes. Thank God. And I was
really saddened by this so-called march this weekend. It's really depressing because you know
people just don't get it. No they don't but the march was a failure. Yeah.
And they call it the Million Mile March.
I would bet that not more than 300,000 people showed up if that many.
And whatever the media is quoting is exaggerated.
If you look at the crowds and you have any capability of estimating numbers of people,
could not possibly have been more than 300,000.
I don't think it was that many, to tell you the truth.
It was organized by the Democratic National Committee.
The organizing woman who claims to be just a mother, I'm just a mother who's concerned
about my children.
Turns out to be one of the producers for Dan Rather is a close friend of Bill and Hillary
Has done a lot of political organizing work for them and all kinds of other stuff.
It was another Marxist manipulation.
Gotta let you go because I'm out of time.
Thanks for calling and thanks for what you've done to wake yourself up.
I appreciate that.
Good night, folks.
Once again, I approve that any of us, because if I can do it, you can do it.
Any of us who set our mind to do something constructive and right and good can, in fact, do it.
We can overcome any obstacle.
We can make it come true.
Good night.
God bless each and every single one of you.
Good night, Annie Coon Allison.
I love you.
I will always Love you.
Love you.
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In 10 seconds we're going to see a great tour of the world.
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Call me.
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