THE BEE WEEKLY: Leftist Memes and What's Wrong With Modern Conservatives
Kyle and Ethan are joined by AlfonZo Rachel from Bronze Serpent Media to talk about leftist memes and the problem with modern conservatives. They also talked about the week's weird news like how a third of millennials identify as gay or trans and two bald eagles got into a street fight proving that the bald eagle is the perfect bird to represent the United States. All this and more on The Bee Weekly! Be sure to check out Zo's YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/machosauceproduction And Zo's website: http://bronzeserpentmedia.com Kyle, Ethan, and Zo talk about how atheists were fast and furiously tipping their fedoras over our latest interview with Eric Metaxas and get a subscriber dare involving Canadian patriotism. The weird news this week includes a stripper's monkey who bit a child on Halloween, a bald eagle brawl, another update on what the bears are up to, and an 8-year-old girl who is braver than you are. Also don't jump into piranha infested waters, or eat tacos in space without a space plumber, or have your doctor write you a prescription for Climate Change. Kyle, Ethan, and Zo then analyze some leftist memes so that, as conservatives, they can up their game, learning from the masters of comedy. Then, Zo fires off with what's wrong with modern conservatives and why they keep getting the football taken away from them like poor Charlie Brown.As usual, there is some hate mail which is pretty, pretty, pretty good. In the subscriber lounge, Zo answers The Ten Questions and helps Kyle and Ethan read bonus hate mail and subscriber headlines of the week. Also there are two mystery Babylon Bee subscribers who make an appearance!
A child got bitten by a monkey at a haunted house run by a stripper dating a football coach.
But the good news is he was wearing a mask.
Two bald eagles got into a street fight, proving that they are still the perfect bird representing the USA.
A bear in Colorado went doo-doo in a car and some SpaceX astronauts pooped in their diapers.
Finally some stories about doo-doo, not a whole Joe Biden.
One-third of millennials now identify as gay or trans, unlike Gen Z, who says fractions are racist.
And hold your breath.
We're going to do a deep dive into some leftist memes.
All this and more?
The B weekly.
So that rich, beautiful voice that you heard.
Well, they saw him.
It's a video.
Well, some people aren't on the video.
True, yeah, you might be on audio.
Rich and beautiful.
I like this tea.
Yeah.
Drinking tea.
This is Alfonso Rachel.
We share the unique trait of being a man with a woman last name.
My last name is Nicole.
Guy's name is Rachel.
Mine is Man.
Nicole and Rachel.
Don't sing it out.
Can't beat that, man.
And you know, I didn't even, that wasn't, I wasn't trying to make a pun, man.
Damn it.
So Alfonso's here.
He's joined us.
And I mean, I used to watch your YouTube videos when you exploded onto the scene back in the days of, I think it was McCain Palin.
Is that like MySpace days?
I'm trying to remember.
That's right, man.
Going back from your perspective, what happened there?
Man, that sucks, man.
And my fame is kind of tied to McCain.
I want to do a take-off, man.
Do it.
Do it over.
Mulligan on Alan, man.
Yeah, back in MySpace days.
Man, I've dated myself for real.
Can we go find your old MySpace?
We should go look at your old MySpace.
No, man, they're gone.
I know.
They lost the server or something.
You can't go find all your old embarrassing pictures and song lyrics, which is.
That's right, man.
My, My stuff is the only way people find it is like the way they say what they found, like the Dead Sea Scrolls or something like that.
They might find it by accident on the internet or something like that.
So what would you like title yourself as a YouTuber?
Like a guy that rants on YouTube?
I just narrowed down to a multimedium.
Okay.
You know, it's like I try to, you know, jack of, you know, many artistic strays and master of none.
You're a hardcore vocalist, I think.
I'm a drummer.
What?
What a drummer.
That's right.
I try to carry a tune.
Hey, but you know, I try to try to carry.
But primarily I'm a drummer.
Okay.
And I do play some guitar.
I play bass.
You know, I'm the principal songwriter of my music project, 20 Pound Sledge, which is now Sledge X.
But yeah, music is one of those things that I kind of dig doing.
Cool.
Artist formerly known as 20 Pound Sledge.
Oh, man, you went there.
Okay.
I'm just.
Oh, we're going to get to know your singing skills shortly here.
Where can people find you just in case we forget to ask later?
Oh, thanks, man.
I'm at bronze serpentmedia.com.
Bronze Serpent.
Just think John 3, 14 through 16.
Okay.
Look up in the serpent.
Okay.
Aaron Wilderness.
Yeah.
Bible.
That's right.
You know, I have to point that out because some people will be like, aren't you a Christian?
How come you associate your production company with a snake and stuff like that?
What kind of Christian are you?
I'm like, you know, you didn't read that.
Okay.
There's a good snake in the Bible.
It's a good snake.
That's right.
A friendly snake.
For the audio listeners, he just gave a look that could be described as say what?
Maybe.
The say what look.
It's a look.
It's a real thing.
So we got some comments recently on our YouTube videos and such.
Yeah, we interviewed Eric Metaxas and the title is Atheism is Dead.
Provocative.
And as expected, a large amount of atheists showed up in the comments.
Was it Atheism Is Dead or did we say is Atheism?
Atheism is dead.
So we just made it more provocative because his book is, is Atheism Dead?
And we went, Why It Is Dead?
And then we hardly talked about it in the actual episode.
I saw some very angry people like, I watched the whole thing.
Now they talk about atheism.
So this guy, whose name is Who Asked, says, me, I sure do love being an atheist.
Sees title.
Oh, dies.
That's good.
This guy named Bill says, I'm an atheist and I love Babylon B. Hi, everyone.
Hi, Bill.
Right on.
You're dead.
Yeah, you're dead.
They're kind of condolences.
Like, that's news.
Like, is atheism dead?
Or is it like a new quest of advanced?
It's always been dead to me.
Yeah.
I mean, pro people show it's like, this is the walking atheist dead.
They came back to life or whichever.
Here we are.
Quite interesting.
Sum Rando, want to read what Sam Rando has to say?
So, I mean, I'm pretty right wing, but I still don't think God is real.
Crazy.
Got the smiley face with the happy tears.
Yeah, with tears.
The boomer laughing.
The boomer getable.
Am I supposed to use that?
Yes.
Skull or something.
Jack says, Who has it in my little pony avatar, by the way?
Okay.
If both God and atheism are dead, that makes God an atheist.
No, don't.
Checkmate people who think inanimate concepts can be alive or dead.
Amazing.
I don't know.
I can't follow the logic.
You got me.
Got me.
You checkmated me.
And finally, Mike says, atheism isn't dead.
We are just tired of arguing the obvious.
Owned.
We tipped his fedora.
Destroyed.
Can we get it?
We need an official Babylon B fedora in here that we can like.
Yeah, when you read one.
But Tina, get the fedora for us.
Put an order in.
Hey, keep watching our show because we've got Bo Snerdley coming up on an interview show.
This is on Monday for paying subscribers, on Tuesday for poor people.
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That's cool.
It was a really fun conversation.
Executive producer of the Rush Limbaugh show, if you guys don't know that, and he was awesome.
Got a little deep.
Told us all the tears.
Let's see.
Yeah, we told him, tell us cool stories, and he delivered.
He delivered, indeed.
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Milk in bags and mount cheese.
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Oh, say does that maple syrup get so stiffy over the land of trudeau and the home of black face.
Hey, why y'all make me sad?
Why we sing that by myself?
We just left about the drug today.
Yeah, that's beautiful.
I was into it, man.
And those are A.
I don't know if we want to record that third stanza, but we got the melody wrong.
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Let's do some weird news.
This news is weird.
Yeah, let's get weird.
Monkey belonging to University of Texas football coach's stripper girlfriend bites child on Halloween.
That's a mouthful.
So this past January, the University of Texas hired special teams coach Jeff Banks.
And apparently at one point in his life, he had left his wife for a stripper whose name was Pole Assassin.
Pole Assassin.
And she is accompanied during her performances by a small monkey who gets her high fives and collects dollar bills.
And she was once on Jerry Springer where she showed off her dancing skills and stole the show.
So on Halloween, Coach Banks and a stripper girlfriend had a haunted house at Pole Assassin's home.
And a child who had entered the haunted house made his way into the backyard where Pole Assassin's monkey was.
And the child was then bitten by the monkey.
It's all coming together.
There's that verse about how if you cause one of these, a child to sin or something like that, like that's really bad.
Can you cause a monkey to sin?
Like the stripper that has a pet monkey?
You have to tie two millstones around your neck for a monkey at that point.
Monkeys are more valuable, but at least half a millstone or something.
Causing a monkey to sin.
Oh, I was thinking for the child.
Oh, the child.
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
But it moves.
Monkey is half a millstone to be bitten by a monkey.
That's two millstone.
And it was a stripper monkey.
So it's two and a half millstones.
So now does this kid have like a new monkey variant from that we need to wear a mask from or something like that?
Adam said he might have Ebola and herpes.
I don't know if we can tell that joke.
She can tell that joke.
I should prove that joke.
It's herpes, man, because her name sounds dirty.
Pole assassin.
Pole assassin.
Assassinate Chill Pole with an STD or something.
I don't know if I'd want to see it.
Never mind.
I'm Pole Assassin.
Give me a dollar.
We're scary.
Give me a dollar.
Or else they'll kill his pole right here.
Stick the monkey on you.
This could be a whole movie series.
Pole assassin.
With a monkey.
Stripper by night.
Every which way, but loose.
That's the name of a monkey movie.
Yeah, plenty of movies, right?
Yeah, it's before my time.
It's older people.
Hey, Minnesota police got called to break up a bald eagle fight in a street fight in the street.
So an officer in the city of Plymouth, Minnesota recently responded to a report of two bald eagles stuck together on a Plymouth roadway where they're fighting.
The officer consulted with the Minnesota Department of Natural Resources and the Raptor Center.
Does that mean eagles?
Raptors?
The Raptor Center?
It's a cool place.
Which told him the eagles were likely in a dispute over territory.
The officer said he was attempting to cover the birds' heads to calm them down when they decided to flee the scene.
Birds of prey are also known as raptors.
Okay, yeah.
They briefly went at it again and then continued to fly away.
I'd like to think someone would apply to go to the rap to work at the Raptor Center and then be very disappointed.
Wait, where's all the Raptors?
So here's to you, Eagles.
America is awesome.
Bald on ball crime.
I mean, it should see me.
They say the Eagles out there just locked us in.
You let go, no, you let go, bro.
Let go, bro.
I want to hire Zoo.
I want to hire Zoe to be that guy that sits there with the microphone and just interjects.
Isn't that what we've done?
Yeah, that's right.
But I want like, you know, you watch the late show, and there's the guy who always.
Oh, yeah, the organ player guy.
I want him to do that.
Oh, yeah, man.
Can I be on drums?
Yeah, yeah.
I could do stingers for you guys, man.
And then that guy.
And I hate to get him a little drum.
Yeah, little Hello Kitty kit.
I'd be cool, man.
We have no drums here.
We don't.
We got a bass?
We got an acoustic bass.
It wasn't Adam's job to research.
Was that profiling?
Did I?
No.
Okay, it's okay.
Because I went to drums first.
I also play bass.
And I do play guitar.
Yeah.
He looked like he'd play bass.
Yeah.
I got the fingers for it.
What's the latest in bear poop news?
Back to the doo-doo to say the show.
Do your duty.
All right.
So I get to do the bear one, number three.
You know, I like that this.
If I had a spirit animal, I'd be a bear.
I want to be a bear.
I got to give you my book.
Right.
Okay.
Bear breaks into unlocked car.
Gangsta bear.
All right.
Well, it was unlocked, so he didn't.
Well, how do you break into an unlocked car?
That's true.
I mean, well, I guess if it's not your car, it's a self-campus.
True, true.
Okay.
Car in Colorado.
Poops in back seat.
I think doo-doo is a much more effective word.
Doodoo in the back seat.
Doo-doo in the back seat.
All right.
Drop the deuce.
My wife is cringing so bad right now.
She's like, I hate it when you do that.
Every time you get a microphone in front of you, first thing you got to say is doo-doo.
It's our fault.
Love you, honey.
All right.
The Assmen Police Department says a bear apparently opened a parked vehicle's unlocked door and climbed inside to share the seats.
Shred the seats.
Share the seats.
Shred the seats and tear apart the doors from the inside.
Well, spiteful.
Yeah, it's spiteful bear.
Yeah.
Yeah, they wreck these cars.
Yeah, you know, I figured they wouldn't do anything nice in them.
You know, if they don't do anything, I can't imagine a bear like being all respectful and stuff.
They're like, oh, Nickel Creek CD.
Let me see.
And then the suspect left an extra special surprise in the back seat.
Hey, boo-boo, watch this.
The department said in a Facebook post using an emoji to indicate the bear had defecated inside the car.
Poop.
The poop emoji.
Bear poop.
Boo-boo to do-doo.
Apparently, there's a video.
I don't know if that's it.
I guess they can show a video of the bear pooping while we're talking here.
All right.
Well, that's a honey of a sword.
That's good news.
That's something that happened.
So an eight-year-old was suspended 38 times for not wearing her mask at school.
Based Fiona.
Absolutely based.
She just turned eight and she's been refusing to wear masks in school and she keeps getting suspended.
And now she has missed so much class that she might flunk out of second grade.
She said, I'm doing this for other kids, not just myself.
She is more brave than you.
Yeah.
You sitting there with your mask on, all alone watching YouTube.
Watching the Babyloni podcast, hand sanitizer.
Sitting alone on a hill.
Putting hand sanitizer on your rubber gloves.
Wearing a mask.
That's one thing to think about.
Kids that are like their earliest memories will be right now at this time.
Everybody's faces around.
They're going to be terrified of taking a mask off in their life.
And they're going to be terrified of faces.
Like they see a naked face, and it's going to be like for us when you see a naked man like walk by or something.
It's going to freak them out.
It's just like, yes, go Fiona.
That's right.
And you would think that the school would have picked up on okay, you guys did this 38 times and 38 times.
Nobody's caught COVID or anything like that.
She's fine.
You're fine.
But you keep okay.
That's wild.
Well, GoFiona.
Go Fiona.
Right on Fifi.
Where's the GoFundMe?
Go fund me.
Promote it for Fifi.
Another news story: a guy jumped into a lake to get away from a swarm of bees, but then he got eaten by piranhas.
So he did die.
And so it's a sad story.
Careful what you laugh at.
No, But it's bad luck.
It's like a Donald Duck cartoon or something.
Yeah.
Well, so there's three guys.
Two of them swam away, and they're like, where'd the other guy go?
Eaten by piranhas.
Just horrible string of events.
This is like Brazil or something.
Brazil, yeah.
That's Wednesday in Brazil, I guess.
I don't know if that's like normal.
Would you know?
Would you be like, I don't know.
I don't know if you'd be like, would you think ahead of time?
Do I want bees or piranhas?
I'm getting one or the other.
Instant reaction.
It's just a reflex.
Yeah.
The officer almost diving into the lake and they're like, whoa, whoa, piranha.
I'm like, oh, yeah.
Oh, that's right.
Piranhas.
But yeah, he didn't survive.
Dead.
Definitely not funny.
The irony is something that grabs you.
Irony.
The irony.
That's it.
But definitely not funny.
Not man.
Why are you smiling so fake now?
Because this tea is delicious.
Well, rest in peace.
Yeah.
Piranha man.
I saw that show.
What's it called?
Kings of Pain, where they get bit by different animals and stomp.
They didn't know all the words.
And they like rate it.
They rate it.
It's kind of a new show.
Oh, really?
They tried to do piranha.
Like, he put his hand in a tank of piranhas.
I think just one piranha.
No, it was a bunch.
And he had a bleeding, so trying to get him to.
And they just wouldn't get him to do it.
Yeah.
You got to catch him in the right mood, I guess.
A finicky piranha?
What's that one that said?
No, we don't.
Your diet.
We smell like.
Yeah.
Remember that movie they had back in the day, Faces of Death?
And it was showing like these.
Do you ever hear that?
This is like pre-Youtube.
Yeah.
Not YouTube, but you know, other tubes.
Man, and they showed a snake that swam into some piranha-infested waters.
Man, they ate that snake so quick that it stripped it down to the skeleton.
That bad boy was still swimming.
Oh, man.
Who's up?
Zoe?
Zoe.
He gets another poop story.
This is planned, man.
There's something planned about this.
Okay.
A broken, space, broken toilet on SpaceX.
A SpaceX capsule means, man, I need glasses, man.
I'm going to have to admit it.
There you go.
But I got to be able to find a Zoom button.
Still no glasses.
No.
A broken toilet on SpaceX capsule means astronauts will return to Earth in diapers.
Oh, man.
The crew of the SpaceX mission, known as Crew 2, has been at the International Space Station since April and have spent nearly 200 days in space.
But the astronauts aboard the SpaceX capsule coming home Monday will have an extra challenge to deal with.
No working toilet.
The former space, the former members, you know, the four members.
Rachel Maddow makes this look so easy.
How do you do it, girl?
The four members on SpaceX, Crew Dragon Endeavor, will be wearing diapers as they splash down in order to prevent anything else from splashing too.
All right.
Yeah, okay.
Now, is this the same group that made the space tacos last week?
That'd be bad luck.
They're like, oh man, we just chomped all these space tacos.
Now we go.
Toilet's not flushing.
Luckily, we brought diapers.
Yes.
I got, you know, do we have anything else for me to wipe my astronaut?
Where's his little drum set?
A little drum set.
Hello, kitty drum set.
A doctor clinically diagnoses patient as suffering from climate change.
We know what's wrong.
Please sit down.
I have something to tell you.
You're suffering from climate change.
So they didn't go in and get a climate change.
This is one of those weird surgeries.
Yeah.
Climate transitions here.
You are suffering from climate change.
So he was being treated for.
How does that work?
He was being treated for heat stroke and breathing-related issues.
And they said, ah, that's because of climate change.
So they clinically wrote on the form, suffering from climate change.
So what's the prescription for that?
Like trillions of dollars in taxes.
Yeah, huge government.
Now, see, they wouldn't have a problem with climate change if they changed the word.
If they instead called it trans climate.
Yeah, trans climate movement.
Right.
And if you try to do something about it, climate is identifying as a new climate.
That's right.
It's our one joke.
So be folded.
One patient who was identified as suffering from climate change had diabetes, heart failure, and also lived in a trailer with no air conditioning.
So it's definitely climate change.
So doesn't it feel like they want to, like anything that you can classify as a disease that you can do mandate things with?
And you're like, oh, climate change is a disease now.
We better mandate a bunch of stuff.
Well, it's like here in California when they had all the failures with the power companies and not keeping the wilderness all swept up of leaves and stuff and we had all these crazy fires and they're like, climate change.
Anytime they can blame it on something else, you know, wonderful.
All right.
One-third of millennials identify as gay or trans.
According to a study of Arizona Christian University, roughly 30% of millennials identify as LGBT, including 39% of people ages 18 to 24.
How many millennials we got in here?
We got Kyle.
Me.
You're a millennial?
I think so.
Dan?
We got four.
So there's someone in here is gay or trans one and a half of us.
One and a half.
We have one and a half identifying in this room.
I was going to say that's right.
Are they closeted or are they out?
They identify.
You can tell us.
It's okay.
Patrick.
Straight up.
Yeah, if you had to guess.
What are we going to do?
Pray for you?
Don't be scared, man.
But is it gay or trans?
Wasn't the numbers like 1%?
3-4% maybe gay, LGBT, 1% trans, like 30%.
Come on, Millenniums.
You guys are slack and you can do better than that.
They're like the frogs or something.
I don't know.
I kind of feel like maybe this is a suspect study.
This is sus?
It's a little sus, as the Gen Zers say.
This quote from somebody, a doctor maybe, or some person.
This generation is redefining sexuality, their own and their own and how to perceive and respond to the gender, identity, and sexual orientation choices of others.
That was a sentence.
The study also found that 48% prefer socialism over capitalism.
A majority of millennials have a favorable view of Jesus, but believe all religions are of equal value.
These guys are terrible.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, that's your generation, Kyle.
So.
Yeah, you know, I can dig it, man.
I myself am a big fan.
I follow Jesus, man.
I don't follow religion.
So I kind of dig where they're coming from.
I'm reading the study right now.
Okay, read the eye.
Let's find the I would like to know what the question was that got responded to like this.
Anyway, just continue.
Okay, you'll be doing a deep dive.
I'll do a deep dive.
Okay.
So you can take number eight, Zoe.
Okay.
Come here, eight.
New York firefighters rescued naked man stuck in bathroom.
Man, there's some doo-doo implications in here.
There's no kuka.
Okay.
Well, maybe, because he's in there for days.
Yeah, and he's naked.
He's in bathroom.
No, he's stuck in a bathroom wall.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Wall for several days, officials say.
The Syracuse Fire Department responded just after 7.30 a.m. to the landmarket theater after employees heard someone banging of the walls off the wall.
What was that movie?
Is the dude reads anything that's in the teleprompter or something like that?
Yeah.
I got to read the bad grammar too, bad spelling.
All right.
My subtle way of saying it's not my fault.
All right.
Yelling for help The department said In a Facebook post Firefighters with Did I just say Firefighters Firefighters I did.
I did.
I made that joke with my four-year-old just the other night when Firefarter.
He loved that.
He was dying laughing.
Yeah, and it's a tongue twister.
All right.
Firefighters with rescue company one drilled a hole in the wall and used a fiber optic camera to find the man's exact location in the wall.
The department said he's naked.
He naked.
All right.
The 39-year-old man was not wearing any clothes because he was naked when firefighters freed him.
So they are like, and so I looked at the story.
There's no explanation for why he got there.
You know, that is rather interesting, man.
How did he get closed up into a wall?
He a time traveler.
Naked.
It's not clear how he was able to access the area.
Like Terminator, because you know, turning it, he'd be traveling naked, like time traveling.
Yeah, time travel should be.
Yeah, because if you time travel, you could show up in the stuck in a wall.
Totally stuck in a wall.
Oh, somebody missed it.
Is that what happened here?
It sounds like it.
I like the picture of the firefighter with the sledgehammer that's about to break the wall.
And the guy's like, no, no, All it says is it was not immediately clear how the man was able to access the area behind the wall.
Yeah, that would be a mystery to me.
And they don't, there's no, it's just a mystery.
So I guess someday we'll figure out and be like, oh.
He had to have like fallen down there or something.
In the future, one day we'll have somebody travel back and then they'll not come back.
I'm like, oh, is that he's in a wall back in the past now.
As far as I can tell, the study just said, thinking about your life and commitments, would you describe yourself as LGBTQ?
And 30% said yes and 70% said no.
So it might have just been a weird selection thing.
They only interviewed like 500 people.
500?
Wow, that's out of like, you know, 350.
Were they all like in and they were all in San Francisco?
Yeah.
News.
Oh, we got one more.
This is a world record.
All right.
Kyle.
New Zealanders dig up 17-pound potato, name it Doug, and it will soon crush the Guinness World Record for largest potato.
Oh, yeah.
But Brian Stelter.
Yeah, Brian Stelter is bigger.
Probably more than 17 pounds.
17 pounds?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Owned.
New Zealand.
Brian Stelter owned.
I don't know if we need to read all the details here.
The record holder was 11 pounds, so they did crush that.
It says that they found it.
Yeah, so I don't know if they get to get credit for just finding it.
It says they eventually came to realize it was a potato that must have been growing there for a couple of years.
It's a giant potato.
Wait a minute.
Yeah.
Potato.
Hey, that was weird news.
That was.
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Can the left me.
So we know that the right sucks at comedy.
The right is terrible at comedy.
We also know one of the best things you can do if you want to get better at comedy is analyze comedy.
And say how unfunny it is.
How unfunny it is.
And break apart jokes.
Yeah.
That's what I like to do.
And And you should definitely, in order to make yourself feel better, find like the worst jokes in guns.
Look at those.
Look at how terrible this is.
Yeah.
I do not like this joke.
We will take a cross-section of some of the greatest of the meme age of the left.
We will just try to understand it and get some ideas.
We will once and for all answer the question, can the left meme?
And if you have any good left-leaning memes, you think, you know, send them to us.
We'll analyze.
All right, here we go.
Okay, so we have on the left people that I think represent like.
Do you understand that line at the top of it fixed this truss you meme?
I think there was another meme that was made for fun of the left and they edited it.
Trans.
Oh, is that maybe the person's name, maybe?
Truscum.
What's Trusscummy?
Truscum?
That might be a bad word.
I can't tell.
Scummy.
Maybe it was someone else's meme.
I don't know.
True scum are trans people who delegitimize the gender of a trans medicalist is a person who believes that okay, so it's people who say that you can't just say I'm trans.
You have to like have medically diagnosed and then move on to trans jerks.
Yeah, so there's they're very exclusive.
Like you have to be trans, you have to be like actually have gender dysphoria to be trans.
Like science elitists.
Like I can't just, if I were to just say, I am trans, I am the 39, 30% of the people.
Like prove it.
Yeah.
I want your documentation.
Right.
Show me your trans papers.
So we have the pronoun gang on the left here with the pink outfits.
This is going to take a while.
Pray for me as I go on this journey to read this leftist meme.
I go by rot slash itch slash gore self.
We understand that these pronouns are not common and that it will take some time to get them 100% right, but as long as you respect us and our identities, we will get along.
What are your pronouns?
So that's set up now.
Let's get to punches.
And then I think this is the normal trans community.
Okay.
And they say, the normal trans and they say, that's cool.
We are glad you have found pronouns you are comfortable with.
I use she, her, and my friend with the short hair uses he, they.
Okay, it's good.
Cool.
Yeah.
It makes a point.
They really.
That didn't clear up a dang thing.
Do people actually go by gore self?
Gore self.
That sounds like a short for something.
How do you say that to somebody?
How do you use that in a self-confidence?
Well, so you would have to be referring to them in a third person right so.
The way you'd say yourself.
Gore is over there buying gore self a taco.
Herself, yourself?
Yeah, they can go F gore self.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to give a simple example of that some more.
Break gore self.
Check Gore self before you wreck Gore self.
What about rot and itch?
I don't even tell what those are replacing.
Gore.
Like he, her?
He, her.
I don't know.
Rot.
Replace.
Rot's all that.
Do not stare too long until the leftist meme or the leftist meme.
All right, here's the one we got.
Sarah Connor from Terminator Fame.
Are they like her?
Probably because she's very feminist.
Or maybe I don't know.
Well, let's see what the meme says.
Let's read it.
If women took up arms to defend their reproductive rights, the GOP would ban assault rifles yesterday.
Would we?
Are we the GOP?
Would they?
Whoever is?
I'm trying to figure out how that would work.
Okay, wait.
So she's like, I'm going to defend my reproductive rights.
So this saying to, oh, so in order to get an abortion, they would just start shooting people.
Well, actually, just shoot the kid.
And it would be like, ban guns.
Owned.
I feel owned.
Do we do it?
I would like to applaud this leftist meme for just using one line, though.
That is, it's nice and brief.
Nice and brief.
It does seem like it implies that any gun crime that happens right now, we're totally for it, though.
Which is always implied, like, oh, you like all this gun violence.
Yeah.
There's a straw man thing going on here.
A little bit of a straw man.
All right, what else we got?
Sir?
Can we say this?
You got a simple one.
Oh, yeah.
I can't even say this one.
Is abortion murder?
If abortion is if abortion is murder, is masturbation genocide?
Man, they really don't know how biology works, dude.
Right?
You can just switch around genders anytime you want to.
I'm going to juggle my gender.
I'll be whatever I want.
Now I can just go ahead and drop me a seed.
That's, you know, and that's that's murder.
They for people who actually tend to do things.
Did you say drop me a seed?
Yep.
Let me go ahead and squirt the seed.
Oh, I committed murder.
He said, No, that's not how it works.
You know, like if you spill a bunch of tree seeds, is that deforestation?
Where do you take it?
How far do you take this?
I wonder if this meme is older than God, because it is the old raptor.
Philociraptor.
Also known as a bald eagle.
Okay, so now we've got SpongeBob's meme here.
SpongeBob breathes in.
And then he says, Riots and looting are a legitimate and profound form of protest against a system that values goods and services over human life.
That's how in a lot of these what legitimizes their pony view is this that they like are annoyed with you and your stupidity and then they're looking at you like this.
And that's SpongeBob is saying, yeah, it's better than SpongeBob.
Can anyone do a SpongeBob voice?
Can you do a SpongeBob?
That's a lot to absorb.
Riots and looting are legitimate and profound form of parentheses against system that buy us guys and territories over here.
I'm like, ah!
Absolutely nailed it.
All right, owned.
All right, we've got another one here.
The Bible Belt shows the Bible Belt there on the map.
Also known as gay porn belt, divorce belt, teen pregnancy belt, muff belt, food stamp belt, welfare belt, poverty belt, low age belt, height, HIV belt, and the STD belt.
Okay, California's got competition.
What?
I like it.
I was thinking it's the everyone.
It's the everyone is moving their belt.
Yeah.
So bad that everybody is fleeing.
Let me catch me a gay hound bus and just gooze on down in Bible Belt.
Yay.
I didn't realize that.
Is that implying that America's pants are right there?
Like they have two legs, Texas and Florida, like look like little kind of weird chicken legs and then they got pants on.
I don't think Florida does the pants.
It looks like Mickey Mouse.
Strange I can see that in there, yeah.
So you know what would have made this meme better if I can criticize it for a second?
Because if you just pick one of those things.
Okay.
Because to just like list everything makes your point less like if you just said the Bible belt and you said also known as the teen pregnancy belt, it would be a little harder.
A little harder.
You make a very specific point rather than just laundry list.
But let us not stare too long into the leftist meme.
I think it's your turn, so if you want to read this bird more of a comic, but share kind of memey style.
So we got the partridge family birds on here.
Stop imposing irreversible changes onto kids.
Like puberty?
That's what the second's worth.
And the other one's got sweat shooting out of his head now.
It's like, I've been owned.
He got me owned.
Yes.
I need to go home and rethink my life.
I love it.
I love it.
Do you impose puberty on kids?
Trying to think of it when you impose.
Is it saying God is imposing puberty on kids or by all the jobs or something?
Who's doing this?
Right.
See, this is the whole thing.
This whole thing speaks to me in terms of I can't change what I am.
I was born gay.
But in that LGBT thing, you guys say that you can change what you are.
It kind of goes.
This is the hand for each one, right?
Yeah.
I was born this way, and then I identify this way.
But I identify as a woman.
A woman is a strong thing that doesn't need to be a man, but then also she has to be a woman.
But a woman isn't identified by these traits, but then also she is because you have to celebrate it.
Ah!
Yeah, how do you be pro-woman if you want to be a man?
And how do you be pro-man, pro-woman if you're okay with man?
They think it's icing you.
It all boils down to UBU.
They're trying to say that, right?
Like, just whatever you want to think and believe, you just believe whatever, right?
That just seems to be the mean.
That's what it is.
Just say that.
It doesn't matter what's true.
It doesn't matter what's true.
All right.
So now we have a girl proposing to a boy, it looks like.
Very progressive right off the start.
This is very, I'm glad you got this one.
Sis.
And she says, Do you want to do the boy, Ethan, an house, car, highly paid job, and high bank balance?
We need romantic music playing during this.
Neither do I. Our generation can barely afford avocado toast.
Capitalism is a cruel joke anyway.
So we may as well try to be happy.
Right on.
Want to go and seize the means of production?
Of course.
I want you as my comrade, not as my ATM.
So are there like commie girls that read that and go like, like the leftist Twilight?
I don't know what's going on here.
I'm lost.
Gosh.
All right.
What else we got here?
Okay, we got the.
I'm really confused by this one.
It's so ironic how Westerners despise Chinese food because it's made from dogs and bats, but will at the same time love the same food when it comes from Japan.
Now, to prove his point, he makes this meme: food, comma, China.
F off, China, stop eating dogs and bats.
And then down here.
Oh, MG, I love Japanese food.
Literally the same food, Japan.
Is Brandon here?
Somewhere.
Is Gavin here?
Gavin, Brandon?
We need an Asian.
We're an Asian in the middle of the day.
They went out for bats for lunch.
Oh, they're not coming down to the back kebab place.
Isn't this trying to point out whoever did this meme trying to point out some hypocrisy?
Isn't this totally racist?
It's completely equating Chinese and Japanese food.
Like literally the same.
Yeah, calling them the same stuff.
Yeah, I don't even know what it is.
It's not like being Mexican food.
It's exactly the same as Brazilian food.
You're calling all their food dogs and bat.
It doesn't matter what they are.
They all eat dog and bat.
Well, they eat scorpion and weird fish.
That's interesting stuff.
I just want to say that this meme has completely changed my point of view.
And now I will.
You think it's all disgusting?
And I think it's all, yeah.
It's all dogs and bats.
It's all dog and bat.
All right, we'll have to get Brandon's take on this later.
He's an expert in food.
And Chinese.
Zoe, I think it's your turn.
Oh, okay.
Let me see.
How it works.
Republican voters and Republican politicians.
So you have to kind of describe the image because if our audio listening.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm going to.
I don't know what's happening here.
Let me see.
Trickle down economics to top 1%.
And in that first square, it's going to have a guy standing by.
He's the Republican voter.
And then you got Kim Jong.
Yeah.
Kim Jong-il is squeezing some stuff.
I guess some sort of squeeze.
Sort of like food or corn syrup or something?
Meat pudding or whatever.
Republican.
And he's the Republican.
Republican money.
He's the Republican politician.
And then there's the goo, which is the trickle-down economics.
And that's the top 1%.
And then the worker standing by, all emaciated and hungry looking, says, do I get any of this?
And Kim Jong-il is like, no.
And wait, I guess you can do that?
I don't know.
I don't know what the rules are.
No, I'm legit because I took Taekwondo for a long time.
I got my Korean crib, and I can do that.
And yeah, and then.
Taekwondo Korean.
Yes.
It is.
I didn't know that.
All right.
And yeah, that's it.
And then other parts.
Yeah.
That is like a clear picture of how someone on the left views capitalism.
I will say this is the best of the meme so far.
It's clear.
There's a clear joke.
It's a clear idea.
It's a joke.
It's clear-ish.
I think it's kind of weird the image they chose.
Like there's a weird goo coming down because you're not like, oh, I want some of that, you know.
But I don't know.
I mean, and to some extent, it is true of like pure economic greed capitalism.
Sure.
Yeah.
And I don't think any, I don't know anybody who's for capitalism who doesn't have some idea of where morality should be, where it should come from.
The thing that freaks me about the person that made this meme thinks that morality should be worked into a government system in this authoritarian way.
Which just ain't going to work because you just end up with a system of covetousness.
Let's make that meme.
Somebody.
And isn't using Kim Jong-un who's like a communist as a little weird funny.
I know.
And like the worker there, like counter to the narrative.
All right.
So now we have a Native American.
This looks like a Xerox.
It's a Xeroxed meme.
Xerox meme.
This is a classic record.
This one got passed around all the fax numbers.
And so this guy is a Native American and he says, so you're against immigration?
Splendid.
When do you leave?
The easiest immigration straw man is saying people are against immigration.
I don't know anybody who's against immigration.
It's always illegal immigration.
They usually leave a lot of stuff out, man.
It's easy.
Again, I applaud the meme for just sticking to one line, making the point and getting out.
But like all memes, there's a straw man there.
Straw man.
You guys got a little straw man.
So wait.
Okay.
So this is SpongeBob acting mentally handicapped.
It says wearing it.
Sarcastic SpongeBob.
Oh, that's what it's called?
Sarcasm.
Make a America great again.
We can't live in fear of a virus.
That's like the dummy words.
What do you call that when the text is all wonky?
That's the sarcasm font.
Sarcasm font.
And then you have Tommy Lee Jones staring down his glasses very smugly at you like a grandfather who's annoyed at the children making noise.
No one said you had to.
They said you should take the personal responsibility to protect the health of others, but that y'all lost it about that is telling.
Oh, destroyed.
Yeah.
It's always a long time.
And with a long, yeah.
Yeah.
I feel, I need some ointment.
I find it fascinating because for one thing, like, I do feel like that SpongeBob thing is like the new way, politically correct way of making fun of mentally handicapped people.
I think it's supposed to just be.
It's like it is that, right?
That's true.
It's totally what it is.
And also that they see themselves as in some complimentary.
Good thing that they're like this, like you know, this uptight, stodgy guy that's staring over his glasses at the children, these children, these spongebobs are running around.
Okay, we have a tent one here, all right, we got this one for you.
Wait, the hospital is over there.
Why are you bringing me here?
The hospital is for the vaccinated, not to worry.
The stage here, the staff here sorry, are Facebook and Twitter medical experts that you already know and trust.
Okay, like saying that unvaccinated should just get treated by Twitter people.
I'm trying to like lost a little bit.
Okay, why are they wearing masks?
Too wordy, too wordy, I like, I like the idea.
Too wordy, all right, and finally, we got a.
Uh, here we go, Spongebob again, but when you think about it, Chappelle is actually geniuses.
Well, I don't get it.
Is that what people are saying about Chappelle?
I don't know.
I don't like Chappelle anymore.
SpongeBob has convinced me.
Yeah, I don't want to be a cerebral palsy sponge.
Well, guys, thank you for joining us on this trek through the leftist memes.
Yes.
We hope this has inspired you and changed your mind on many important social topics.
Made me think.
Hey, it's time to let it zoe.
Let it zoe.
I'm not holding back anymore.
We're just going to let Zoe, yeah, not hold back anymore.
Okay.
And just tell us what you think.
You seem you had some thoughts on what are the what are the problems with modern conservatism, sir?
What are some things we need to, what is the message of Alfonso Rachel?
Ah, I guess I need a better place to begin, though.
Because there's a lot.
There's a lot.
There's a lot.
I see.
Let's pick one.
Let me pick one.
Let's start a one.
I think the problem with modern conservatism is a lot of self-sabotage.
I think conservatives, more than they're willing to admit, get roped in to a lot of the stuff that gets that's going on that they're very disgruntled about.
And like I said, it's that part about being able to admit it and look at it and say, okay, yeah, we should probably do these things different.
One of those things, especially when it comes to the biggest weapon that the Democrats have, the biggest weapon that the Democrats have is the race narrative.
That's their biggest weapon.
They're using that to just beat conservatives over the head with.
And an example of what it looks like when conservatives sabotage themselves is when it comes to that narrative and they're throwing the accusation of systemic racism, white privilege, white supremacy, when those things come out, the defensive response of Republican voters in general, right, is no, there's no systemic racism.
There is no white supremacy.
There is no white privilege.
I'm like, well, the dude in the White House right now is a total example of white privilege, right?
And he's everything that the liberals are supposed to hate.
He's a privileged white old guy, right?
But he's their president and this is what they fought for.
But the thing is, and the reason why this is sabotage, and a lot of conservatives, they don't want to hear this.
They don't like it.
They actually get annoyed.
But dude, this is the truth.
If we're looking at how to get around this, don't allow the left to rope you into this one.
So when they throw out the charge of white privilege, white supremacy, systemic racism, agree.
You're exactly right.
Who do you think has been doing that?
There is, if, see, the thing is, when conservatives say that there's none of those things, they just wipe the Democrats' slate clean and they've got nothing to beat them with.
Remember, that's their death star.
That's the thing that they're beating America over the head with.
This is Star Wars.
This is Star Wars.
Star Wars.
That's right, man.
That's right, right?
The force is strong with it.
And so, you know, like I said, don't give the Democrats a pass on it.
If conservatives deny that there's white privilege, well, that is the apartheid history of the Democrat Party.
That's who they are.
And if you say that there's no white privilege, you just wipe their slate clean, right?
Now you got nothing to beat them with.
That's their biggest weapon.
Democrats have been able to effectively use that to make Republicans out to be the bad guy.
And there's nothing, nothing worse than you can be.
So you can have Joe Biden basically walk into the White House under Trump's nose.
Trump was supposed to go in and drain the swamp, right?
But because of the narrative that they put out there, because when you got Trump out there, man, and you got, you know, going to NASCAR events and you got the Trump flag and the American flag and the Confederate flag, that does not look good.
Right.
Now, look, you guys don't, you want to wave the flag, wave it all you want to, but just do me a favor.
If you're going to wave the Confederate flag, can you identify yourself as a Democrat, please?
because that's their flag.
Democrats are so steeped in everything and controlling everything that they got people voting Republican out there waving around their flag.
And I'm like, and it's like, well, it's not about racism, about heritage, and it's about history.
It's like, yeah, but it's got to be a heritage in history or something.
And that heritage in history is tied to the Democrat Party.
And you got conservatives out there waving around the Democrat flag.
It's like, then you wonder why people think the parties will switch sides.
So you're saying it's like we get too reactionary and we go.
There is no systemic racism.
Yes.
There is no white privilege.
Rather than saying, yeah, those things exist and then pointing out where they exist.
Exactly.
It's like the statues.
You know, when you got conservatives out there saying, no, we don't need to take down statues because where is it going to stop next?
Going to stop at this.
And, you know, where's it going to stop?
And we need to leave them up because it's about heritage and about history.
It's like, okay, well, that's great.
If you're going to argue to leave the statues up, which I think they should be left up, if you're going to argue to leave them up, make sure people know where they came from.
Chesterton's Gate.
GK Chesterton.
Right?
That's all rooted, you know, that's all rooted in the Democrat Party.
But conservatives don't do that.
You know, they just say it's about heritage and about history, but it's got to be a heritage and history of something.
Something.
So you got the Democrats, the elitists, depending on drones to get out to say, we need to tear this stuff down.
Why are they doing that?
So they can erase their history.
So people can't tie them to that.
So these are things, you know, it's stuff like that where you have a lot of Republican voters are shooting themselves in the foot.
This is the biggest weapon.
It's like, that's not a very good use of the Second Amendment to, you know, to draw guns on yourself and shoot yourself in your shoes.
You know what I'm saying?
But it is my right.
It is your right, right?
I'm not going to do that.
But it's things like that.
And that's something that's understanding because you got a lot of conservatives that are so sick of it.
They're so tired of it.
I feel like that's what Trump's rise was, right?
Like he no longer was playing like, oh, but we're compassionate conservatives.
Like it was more like the, sure, whatever.
I don't care.
Yeah, I'm racist, whatever.
Just kind of like that attitude where it almost becomes like joke back at them and kind of like, to some extent, that was a huge relief for a lot of people to see someone kind of just like shut them down like that.
And I don't know, what do you think of that, the spirit of that movement?
Is that the wrong direction?
Because I always felt like it felt good, but at the same time, I was like, I don't know if this is a good direction long term to have this like kind of just an angry joking sort of attitude.
Yeah, because once again, it's a rebellious response, you know, and it's, you know, just like you guys mentioned, it's reactionary.
And you want to have, you want to make sure that your response is measured.
And it definitely wouldn't hurt to pray about responding first, you know, because people like to say, I just say what's on my mind.
I say, yeah, that's good.
I respect the person saying what's on their mind, but I also respect the person who wants, you know, maybe like pray about it, think about it, what to say, when to say, why are you going to say it, how you're going to say it.
Those things, you know, and I know it's like in the moment, but those are things that you kind of want to be practiced in in the first place before you just go responding and stuff like that and willy-nilly and giving the left fodder, you know, because they're obviously they're very good at taking things and twisting them up and throwing them right back at us and stuff like that.
So, you know, it's one of those things, you know, you know, consider what it is that you're going to say, how you would receive it.
It's like, well, you know, how would I receive that if I actually listened to it?
Because there's, it's a strategy.
Yeah.
You know, and it's the funny thing about it, just to kind of answer your question, you know, as conservatives, we're very pro-defense, you know?
And if you're going to be pro-defense, well, there's things that go into being a defensive faction.
There's a strategy to it.
You don't just like take a look at a campaign and say, okay, guys, let's just pick up some rocks and just go out there and just start throwing them back in.
No, no, there's strategies in how you're going to set up your campaign to be able to respond to these, to wage a counterattack.
But what we're seeing a lot now is a lot of conservatives that are pent up, they're frustrated, they're responding out of frustration while accusing the left of being a party of emotion, right?
You see a lot of conservatives responding out of emotion.
This stuff has to be strategized, not just listening to prominent talk show blowhards, just getting people angry and getting them worked up and giving them a bunch of information and stuff like that.
You're not talking about us, are you?
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
I mean, you guys want to talk to me.
A lot of these cats don't want to talk to me.
So it's like, I couldn't be talking about it because you guys kind of understand where I'm coming from.
You knew what you were in for when you called me.
Right?
I didn't know.
I had no idea.
That hurts.
I love your shirt.
The true rulebook for radicals.
Yeah, that's right.
See, now that's another thing, man.
I hear a lot of conservatives keep calling, they keep calling Democrats radicals.
Democrats are not radicals.
There's nothing radical about them.
And that's another reason why a lot of people think that the parties have switched sides.
See, conservatives, they've bought into the whole Sololinsky narrative.
They went into the trap.
They're remembering Sololinsky, and now they identify Democrats as radicals.
Republicans were founded as radicals, right?
And the one and the most famous radical ever is Jesus himself.
Why give liberals the distinctions of who Jesus Christ was?
Jesus Christ was a serious radical.
He is the one true radical.
He is the root.
He's the core.
That's what radical is.
So, as far as Republicans calling Democrats radicals, man, everything that the Democrats are doing is antithetical to the Constitution and antithetical to the word of God.
And in the Constitution, even the Constitution itself refers to these as rebels, not radicals.
Why don't we call the Democrats what they've always been?
They've always been rebellious to the Constitution.
That's what the Constitution calls them.
When they had the Confederacy, rebels.
Why don't we call them rebels?
Why don't we understand that their objective is the same today as it was when they had the Confederacy?
And socialism, communism, this ain't new.
This ain't new.
There's no radical communist.
There's no radical social.
Why?
Because it's not rooted in anything.
How do you satisfy somebody's selfishness?
You can't.
There's no root to it.
So socialism, communism, slavery is all about being entitled to the fruits of somebody else's labor.
So when I hear like conservatives calling this Democrat party this new Democrat Party, I'd like to say new.
Socialism ain't new.
This goes way back.
This goes way back.
And so when conservatives do that and they address this Democrat Party as something new, they just erased everything that they did before.
Like it drives me nuts when conservatives say, well, you know, back in your grandfather's day, the old Democrat Party, like they were somebody noble.
They weren't noble.
What?
The party of Jim Crow, revocation of civil rights, slavery, that Democrat Party that was so good back then, those guys.
And then people wonder, yeah, I think the party switched sides.
So a lot of times conservatives set themselves up for these things.
And like I said, with calling them radicals, they're not radicals, not even close.
They're extremists.
Sure, they can be extremists, extremists.
They're definitely rebellious as per what the Constitution calls them, as per what the Word of God calls them.
But radical, nah.
Cool.
Preach it.
I was more just saying, I like the colors.
Oh, yeah.
Awesome.
Well, all right.
Well, now we just have the Zoe ran temperature.
I want to do that every week.
Yeah.
I'm a Zoom.
Sabby does it on his YouTube channel.
I'm a Zoe disciple.
You like that.
I am a Zoe.
It's a quote Paul.
Uh-uh.
Don't do that, man.
You keep that on the Lord.
Don't you get me struck by lightning.
All right, let's move on to some hate mail.
Yeah.
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All right, so we have mail from someone named Laverne.
Laverne.
Laverne?
I always thought Laverne was spelled like L, like with an E and then a capital V. Is that his way of saying he can go either way?
You're thinking like Tavern with an L?
Yeah.
Laverne.
Laverne.
I think Laverne is probably Laverne.
All right, so Laverne says, hey, kids, in order to be a smart donkey, you have to first be smart, which is something you arrogant, whiny, snot-nosed little seriously lacking in.
You sorry ice cream.
They are nothing but a watered-down, more racist version of the onion.
And don't get me started on those.
Porpoises.
I was going to say more racist.
That means that they're a bit racist over there.
Oh, so he doesn't like the, he doesn't like the onions.
Yeah, don't get him started.
Look, fake news.
Flowerbelt.
You do not get to speak on wokeness while you hem and haw and hide behind code words because you're too chicken to call out your own people.
Destroyed.
Wow.
That was like a leftist theme in there.
Can I just make an interjection?
Add the raptor.
Yeah.
Can I just make an interjection really quick?
He says that to call out your own people.
Well, he's going to be disappointed after this show.
Sherry's an avid watcher of the African podcast.
Yeah.
Wait, is Laverne a man name or a woman name?
Laverne and Shirley were girls.
That's what I was thinking of.
Girl, yeah.
Laverne.
This is a woman?
Laverne.
A woman with this voice?
That's not very ladylike.
Is your father with that mouth?
His name indicates fluidity.
I'm just going to.
Laverne.
It could be Gore, Gore Self.
Gore self.
Rotten itch.
Gore self.
The rotten itch.
Itch is a pronoun.
Oh, my goodness.
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Number one, have you ever met Carmen?
Yeah, I'm gonna pop in and wave.
We need right-wing memes, not left-wing memes.
Wow, that's like 10 hairs.
Bro, I just want to remind you that body fat, middle age, and religiosity have a negative correlation with testosterone.
Does that count as testosterone shoes?
Yeah, that's pretty testosterone.
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