| Time | Text |
|---|---|
| I bet you they're all shorting Fox News right now. | |
| Well, I saw today that Fox News lost a billion dollars worth of value. | |
| I know. They might as well put a tranny on the cover of their next commercial. | |
| Fox News, home of Dylan Mulvaney. | |
| They're going to be replacing Tucker with a real-life Tucker. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| That's so stupid, but it's so funny. | |
| But, you know, I heard Owen Troyer make this comment. | |
| I can't. | |
| Oh my god. I can't believe it. | |
| You can't believe what? Tucker Tonight. | |
| What is it? Tucker Tonight. | |
| Hosted by... Dylan Mulvaney. | |
| A real-life Tucker. Dylan Mulvaney. | |
| That's so funny. | |
| A real-life Tucker. All right, meme makers, get on that one. | |
| I want to see at least 10 renditions of that by the end of the night. | |
| That's a hot meme to get on. | |
| You can tag Laura Loomer in it. | |
| She came up with it. You don't even need to change the name of Tucker Tonight. | |
| It's just going to be Tucker Tonight with Dylan Mulvaney. | |
| And he's just going to give you tips on how to... | |
| Sponsored by Bud Light. | |
| Sponsored by Bud Light. | |
| Tucker Tonight, hosted by Dylan Mulvaney, sponsored by Bud Light. |