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| All right, folks. All right, folks. | |
| Listen up. This is Alex Jones here. | |
| You are watching the Adam King Show on Band.video on Infowars. | |
| Brand new show. Really excited about it. | |
| He's going to be having interesting conversations talking about some fucked up shit. | |
| So stay tuned and buckle your seatbelts. | |
| It's going to be a wild ride. And remember, they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay. |