Goose from Ohio called into The Alex Jones Show praising his Randy Savage impersonation and used this opportunity to compare professional wrestling to elections, insisting that they are both fake. He also mentioned that the Constitution only governs the Republic and not terrorists.
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| Is that Goose? | ||
| A lot of interesting names today, a lot of interesting callers. | ||
| Goose in Ohio, must be related to Skunk who called earlier. | ||
| Hey Goose, how you doing? | ||
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How you doing brother? | |
| Out here trying to wake up people in Ohio. | ||
| I just, I had to say that you do Randy Savage better than Randy Savage does Randy Savage. | ||
| Who is Randy Savage? | ||
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The wrestler. | |
| Oh, Macho Man Randy. | ||
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Macho Man, yeah. | |
| Steppin' to a Slim Jim, ooh baby, you're gonna get it, yeah! | ||
| You're goin' down! | ||
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I get a kick out of it. | |
| I'm gonna defeat, I'm gonna defeat Hulk Hogan today! | ||
| Wrestling's real, and I'll kick your tail if you say it isn't, oh yeah! | ||
| And the point is, is wrestling isn't real, but millions of adults think it is, just like they think the elections are real. | ||
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Exactly. | |
| Well, one thing I did want to mention, and I don't know if you know this or not, Uh, our constitution is like only... The constitution's going down! | ||
| Get this republic safe from terrorists! |