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93 Clinton gave speeches about it and here we are! | |
| An internal checkpoint and they fund it through this toll. | ||
| Through this toll. | ||
| So that's the new America and here we are at the internal checkpoint about 20 miles inside Kansas and southern Kansas coming out of Oklahoma. | ||
| It's all part Of the Freedom. | ||
| Mike will be able to shoot videos. | ||
| Coming up to the Slave Grid. | ||
| There's a K-Tag scanner right there. | ||
| See it? | ||
| There's a KTAC scanner right there, Mike. | ||
| This is a TIGGET system. | ||
| You're in the wrong one? | ||
| I don't have K-Tag. | ||
| Oh, no. | ||
| Oh, the Ticket. | ||
| So I guess they built more internal checkpoints for us. | ||
| See, in 96, I told the lady, or 97, I told the lady on this road, she says, I love K-Tag. | ||
| And I said, you love K-Tag, you're going to lose your job. | ||
| And she did. | ||
| And she did. | ||
| And so now they only have to have a certain polling place, toll place, where we'll cash this in, I guess. | ||
| Yeah, you love K-Tag! | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Also, you love the self-checkout lanes, the cashiers say. | ||
| They get to check themselves out. | ||
| And they say it takes their load off. | ||
| Yeah, it's only take out all the checkout lanes, which is the plan. | ||
| You guys, they're building a giant prisoner. | ||
| I'm talking about the grocery stores out all interconnects. | ||
| Oh, we're in deep trouble. | ||
| The whole cashless society, what it does is how it makes people lose their jobs. | ||
| That's what I'm getting at. | ||
| One of my weird roundabout ways. | ||
| So here it is. | ||
| We warned them in 97, six years ago. | ||
| Did we not, Mason? | ||
| Yes. | ||
| Did we not, Mike? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| We warned you. | ||
| No more job. | ||
| I'm like, where's the person? | ||
| There's a little, did you get a little radio scanner? | ||
| No. | ||
| A little K-Tag scanner? | ||
| I don't have a K-Tag. | ||
| So I had to get a ticket. | ||
| And soon, they've already made it in areas of Northern California, San Francisco. | ||
| You've got to have the transplant in your car, even if you don't use the tollways. | ||
| And the radio readers do scan you as you go around town. | ||
| But it's all about freedom. | ||
| Fighting Al-Qaeda. | ||
| Because it was all put in before Al-Qaeda. | ||
| I mean, CIA attacked us. | ||
| So, they close lots of lanes. | ||
| They squeeze us down. | ||
| It's just a wonderful new system. | ||
| It'll be all over the country. | ||
| To get into cities, you'll have to pay tolls. | ||
| Why do I keep saying tolls? | ||
| To get into cities, you'll have to pay tolls. | ||
| And there'll be a satellite tracker box in your car, taxing you. | ||
| It's fun. | ||
| The Southern Terminal. | ||
| And for no reason, they shut the road down to one lane, in the case they have two or three. | ||
| It's all part of freedom. | ||
| And then we... | ||
| Oh. | ||
| Watch what's that? | ||
| You're running. | ||
| Here's another one. | ||
| Ashley's got a nice pyramid. | ||
| Okay. | ||
| Go. | ||
| Go ahead, Alex. | ||
| Here she goes. | ||
| Oh, how gracious of her. | ||
| She still has a job that I'm a robot. | ||
| How's it going? | ||
| It's going. | ||
| You guys aren't supposed to be videotaping at the KTA. Oh, really? | ||
| Why? | ||
| Law. | ||
| Oh what's the law? | ||
| Because it's one of their authorized rules and regulations that you can be arrested for. | ||
| Oh! | ||
| Better call the police then! | ||
| Oh, here she goes. | ||
| Oh, this is going to be great. | ||
| Should I just keep it rolling? | ||
| Yeah. | ||
| Uh-oh. | ||
| Well, say it, Alex. | ||
| Well, we just got threatened with arrest in the United States of America at a toll booth with a video camera. | ||
| And she just told us we're going to get arrested. | ||
| Okay, I'm asking. | ||
| You want me to keep it going? | ||
| Well, literally, we pull in here. | ||
| We ask the lady, how's she doing? | ||
| She says, no videotaping. | ||
| Why not? | ||
| I've never heard that. | ||
| We're on our own car. | ||
| How about I pull over here and wait for them? | ||
| How much to owe you? | ||
| How about I pull over and wait for the police? | ||
| Well, no, she said she's calling the police on me. | ||
| I want to wait for them. | ||
| I'm not making a big issue of it. | ||
| Well, I'm a syndicated talk show. | ||
| I was with a television show. | ||
| I know the laws in this country, and I'm going to enjoy this. | ||
| I know this is an internal checkpoint. | ||
| I know she says it's airport rules, but it's not. | ||
| But I'm proving this to the people with this example. | ||
| Incredible. | ||
| Here she is. | ||
| This woman here, I don't want her to make false charges. | ||
| Ma'am, she can't quote any law to me, but do you need me to stay for the police? | ||
| Would you ask her, please? | ||
| Sir, if you hold up the traffic any longer, I will have to call it. | ||
| Okay, we got it on tape for you guys' calls to go. | ||
| Thank you. | ||
| Bye-bye. | ||
| God, what a joke. | ||
| I cannot believe that. | ||
| Alright, you may have to inject that tape and put a new one in. | ||
| Don't try to confiscate it. | ||
| Go ahead and tell us what happened. | ||
| It's just the new country, folks. |
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