Adventures in HellwQrld - Uranium One, Moon Landing, Trump Assassination, and so much more!
Aired: 2026-04-21
Duration: 01:21:13


=== Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz (03:52) ===

[00:00:35]  The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
[00:00:39]  While it's meant to be comedic and informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
[00:00:45]  Listener discretion advised.
[00:00:47]  Hello, everybody.
[00:00:48]  I am Mike Rains, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
[00:00:53]  This week, I'm joined by Eric, lead Deep State Operative.
[00:00:57]  Hi there.
[00:00:58]  I am up here on Tycho Crater trying to prove that Neil Armstrong actually did a handstand on the moon, so he technically didn't walk.
[00:01:07]  You got him.
[00:01:08]  You got him.
[00:01:09]  And Steph's back.
[00:01:10]  It's Steph.
[00:01:11]  Steph.
[00:01:13]  I'm sure everyone missed me.
[00:01:15]  Yes.
[00:01:17]  So, man, today has been, I don't know, kind of uneventful.
[00:01:25]  We are going to get.
[00:01:27]  By the standards of this administration.
[00:01:30]  Right, exactly.
[00:01:31]  We're going to get an incredible peace deal with Iran any minute now.
[00:01:34]  It's going to be so much better than Obama's deal.
[00:01:37]  Yes, that's going to end at 5 01 on Friday.
[00:01:40]  Almost assuredly.
[00:01:41]  Just time for the markets to close.
[00:01:44]  Yeah.
[00:01:46]  It's very.
[00:01:47]  A lot of people are saying that Trump's post was kind of like him conceding because he wasn't talking about getting rid of uranium or the Strait of Hormuz being open.
[00:01:58]  He's like, my deal's going to be better than Obama's.
[00:02:01]  And the people are sounding like, yeah, he's going to get ruled by Iran on this.
[00:02:05]  This is going to be such a bad deal.
[00:02:08]  And that's going to be really crazy if that actually happens because.
[00:02:13]  The one thing that's really funny was they were like, Well, the deal's been done.
[00:02:16]  It's like, No, it hasn't.
[00:02:18]  And they're like, Well, Vance is going to do the deal.
[00:02:20]  And apparently, Vance is not even on a plane yet.
[00:02:23]  And they were like, It takes like 16 hours to get to Islamabad to start working on stuff.
[00:02:31]  So we're not going to get a deal until the middle of tomorrow.
[00:02:35]  And so the ceasefire is supposed to end at like midnight tonight.
[00:02:39]  So yeah, this is no one knows what they're doing.
[00:02:43]  That's basically the moral of the story.
[00:02:45]  See, what Iran's going to do is.
[00:02:47]  They hired Sasha Baron Cohen to walk in to the room wearing a turban and a fake Indian accent, and he's going to claim that he's an Iranian ambassador, and they're going to film the whole thing for Borat 3.
[00:03:02]  Yeah.
[00:03:03]  Oh, yeah.
[00:03:04]  That would be great.
[00:03:06]  That would be great.
[00:03:07]  I mean, it's just really funny that we're just stuck in this constant loop of the Strait of Hormuz is open, Smash Cut 2, the Strait of Hormuz is not open.
[00:03:19]  Smash Cut 2.
[00:03:20]  We have reopened the Strait of Hormuz.
[00:03:21]  And it's like, no, no, you haven't.
[00:03:23]  I don't believe you.
[00:03:23]  There's a revolving door on it.
[00:03:27]  That would, yeah, it would be great.
[00:03:29]  I mean, but we're just stuck.
[00:03:32]  We're just stuck with these dum dums doing dumb stuff.
[00:03:36]  And we're stuck with the cult of people who are like the brilliant 90 chess move of Donald Trump, totally outflanking the Iranians.
[00:03:46]  So, what was it that Trump said that they captured an Iranian ship trying to go through the strait?
[00:03:52]  And Iran had something to say about that, but I can't remember what it was.
[00:03:58]  Did you say anything about that?
[00:03:59]  So apparently, we like blew a hole in an Iranian tanker ship.
[00:04:05]  And then the Iranians responded by like shooting at a bunch of ships that got near the strait.
[00:04:10]  And then everyone ran away.
[00:04:11]  And then no one went into the strait anymore.
[00:04:14]  And I didn't hear the Iranians like said anything about that attack.
[00:04:18]  But.
[00:04:19]  QAnon got all excited for 20 minutes because Trump was like, This ship is full of illegal cargo and we know it and we're taking over.

=== The Uranium MacGuffin (05:23) ===

[00:04:28]  And they were like, Oh, we're going to find the illegal Biden votes.
[00:04:32]  Oh, we're going to get them now.
[00:04:34]  And it was like, Oh, God.
[00:04:35]  And the Hillary Clinton uranium because somehow you can look at uranium and say this came from Canada or from Russia or something.
[00:04:44]  Right.
[00:04:45]  You can forensically analyze uranium to know where it came from.
[00:04:48]  They carbon dated it.
[00:04:50]  Right.
[00:04:52]  I joke, but there's some idiot out there who's like, can't you just carbon date uranium?
[00:04:57]  Oh, there are so many people that will tell you that absolutely they can track where this uranium came from.
[00:05:06]  So, anyhow, let me explain this to anyone who's lost as to what the fuck we're talking about.
[00:05:14]  So, in 2016, as Republicans were throwing every bit of slime they could at Hillary Clinton in an effort to prevent her from winning the presidency, One of the bullshit stories was about a Canadian uranium mining company called Uranium One.
[00:05:34]  And this company was going to be sold to a company that was mainly owned by Russia.
[00:05:43]  And like seven different departments in the American government had to give the okay on this thing.
[00:05:52]  And also, this was not something where like the heads of each of these departments would meet in a room.
[00:05:58]  And talk it over and say yay or nay on it.
[00:06:01]  This was a staff level kind of decision.
[00:06:04]  And so they approved the sale of the company to the Russians.
[00:06:11]  And this was again in 2016 when the Republican Party wasn't wholly owned by Trump and thus was not wholly owned by Russia.
[00:06:20]  So, claiming that Hillary had given our uranium to Vladdy Daddy was like an attack line that could be used with some level of effectiveness by the Republicans.
[00:06:33]  And the other thing about this is that all the uranium from Uranium One, they were not allowed to export it.
[00:06:40]  So, the uranium never left North America, it stayed here.
[00:06:45]  There was no way Russia could have got their mitts on it.
[00:06:49]  So, all of the shit about this story was completely nonsense.
[00:06:55]  But that doesn't stop these people from saying what they're going to say because conspiracy theories don't require to be logically coherent or even based in reality.
[00:07:04]  It's all about just giving you an excuse to hate the people that you hate.
[00:07:09]  So, the story now goes Hillary, the evil thrall of Moloch.
[00:07:17]  Gave uranium to Vladimir Putin, QAnon's second favorite hero in the universe behind Trump.
[00:07:24]  And that hero, Vlad Putin, then gave the uranium to the Iranian deep state so they could make nukes with it.
[00:07:31]  So Vlad was working with Hillary and Iran to get nuclear material to Iran, but he's still a good guy because reasons.
[00:07:41]  So that's the story we have.
[00:07:43]  It's the same way that the Chinese Communist Party are the bad guys, but.
[00:07:48]  Xi Jinping, the president of China, is a good guy.
[00:07:51]  Right.
[00:07:52]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:07:54]  Even though the party is the state and Xi is the party, so Xi is the state, somehow he is a good guy fighting against the Chinese deep state, trying to flip the country back to those forces of good.
[00:08:10]  So China both stole the election from Trump and unleashed COVID to help steal the election from Trump, but is also working with Trump to defeat the deep state.
[00:08:20]  That's the again flawless QAnon logic we have about everything.
[00:08:26]  So, all of that happened, and we now have this uranium one story as the new MacGuffin, as the new carrot that QAnon promoters are dangling in front of their audiences to make them think, oh, wow, we're going to get a big payoff.
[00:08:46]  Finally, the bad guys are going to go down for all the bad things they've done.
[00:08:50]  That once we get the uranium or we can even analyze the quote unquote uranium dust that is in Iran, we will be able to tie it back to uranium one and Hillary Clinton and all the rest of them.
[00:09:05]  And then they'll all go to jail and the Great Awakening will be triggered and life will be better.
[00:09:09]  I mean, I'm no nuclear scientist or anything, but I know a bit about chemistry.
[00:09:14]  And I mean, uranium is uranium.
[00:09:16]  It's not like you're going to find moose tracks on it.
[00:09:19]  They're like, look, this is definitely Canadian uranium.
[00:09:22]  Yeah.
[00:09:23]  Oh, yeah.
[00:09:23]  Exactly.
[00:09:24]  Exactly.
[00:09:25]  Oh, no.
[00:09:26]  Trust me.
[00:09:26]  Every QAnon fucking promoter in the world will tell you that you can pinpoint where uranium has been mined from just by doing a couple tests on it.
[00:09:36]  It's very, uranium is eminently easily trackable.
[00:09:40]  Right.
[00:09:40]  Because, you know, Canadian uranium only has a half life of 350 million years.
[00:09:45]  So that's a dead giveaway right there.
[00:09:48]  Yeah.
[00:09:49]  Yeah.

=== Adrenochrome and Evil Claims (05:26) ===

[00:09:52]  Yeah, it's just so silly.
[00:09:54]  It's just so ridiculous that this is the new story.
[00:09:57]  And what I've always loved about these stories is that QAnon has told us that they have endless evidence of all the crimes that Hillary and Obama and Comey and everybody else have committed.
[00:10:11]  But they always need one more crime to get them on.
[00:10:15]  And it's like, once we get the evidence for that one more crime, oh, then we're going to get them.
[00:10:21]  Then it's going to be all over.
[00:10:22]  Well, it's like it's, it's what I mean.
[00:10:24]  You know, they base their whole reality on television, so you got to look at it as a police procedural.
[00:10:28]  You can have all the evidence in the world, but you need that confession, otherwise, it doesn't count, right?
[00:10:34]  Something, something, yeah, yeah.
[00:10:37]  It's like law and order where the judge throws out half of Hang 'em High McCoy's case and he's got to go to trial with like much less to work with.
[00:10:45]  He basically needs to nail the defendant on the stand and get him to spill the beans, or else they're gonna walk like that kind of stuff, exactly.
[00:10:58]  Look at how all the bad guys always act like Saturday morning cartoon villains.
[00:11:05]  It's that whole thing where they have to drop clues like the Riddler of what they're up to.
[00:11:10]  So that's why you got Beyonce covering one eye in a music video or something because the intergalactic rules state that you can be the Illuminati, but you have to let people know you're the Illuminati, even if it's subtly.
[00:11:26]  Yeah, we have to give you permission to do the bad things to us.
[00:11:32]  And you hinting at the fact that you're evil and that you put it in the Simpsons that 9 11 was going to happen.
[00:11:41]  And we did not.
[00:11:43]  And then we didn't scream out and say, no, you can't throw planes into the World Trade Center.
[00:11:48]  Like, that's what allowed 9 11 to happen.
[00:11:51]  It's, I've said this a million times.
[00:11:55]  Feel free to go to sleep, listeners.
[00:11:57]  You can wake up in 30 seconds, but it's the matrix has to give you a choice.
[00:12:00]  It's a vampire has to welcome you into a vampire, needs to be welcomed into a home.
[00:12:05]  It's like that kind of stuff where the bad people need permission to do the bad things to you.
[00:12:11]  And if the and it's the dumb normies' fault that this happens because they're not awake and thusly they don't know to resist and to fight back against the new world order.
[00:12:25]  Yeah, and I also just love this whole thing that, you know, that the world isn't ready to know yet.
[00:12:32]  I'm like, so it, but it's like these people claim that their enemies eat babies and worship literal demons.
[00:12:41]  And, but they're like, we're going to let them keep doing that because we don't want grandma to lose her shit over this.
[00:12:48]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:12:48]  That's my thing that I love always about this stuff the idea that we can't tell anyone about what's happening.
[00:12:58]  Because they'll lose their minds when.
[00:13:02]  If you tell us about the bad things that are happening and show us that they're happening, we will work to stop it.
[00:13:07]  Especially when it's something objectively evil, like what they're claiming is happening.
[00:13:12]  Exactly.
[00:13:13]  It's always made me laugh and just love the idea.
[00:13:16]  I've always loved the idea that Trump goes for it and shuts down the adrenochrome mines and everything, and then he loses the 2020 election to Biden because.
[00:13:29]  Pennsylvania knows adrenochrome is bad, but they need them adrenochrome jobs.
[00:13:34]  I mean, what are we supposed to do?
[00:13:38]  I mean, we're trying to switch to a more ethical economy that doesn't involve torturing and mutilating children, but hey, you got to keep a roof over your head somehow.
[00:13:51]  Like Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania aren't the rust belt, they're the adrenochrome belt.
[00:13:57]  It's like, yeah, that's unfortunately the part of America where.
[00:14:01]  They just gotta make the adrenochrome blood for the rest of us.
[00:14:05]  They're the great ones who have to sacrifice their souls so we can all get our chrome in the morning.
[00:14:11]  It's like, it's just so silly.
[00:14:14]  It's like Trump can't do an objectively good thing and stop the satanic baby eaters because people will get mad.
[00:14:21]  Who will get mad about this?
[00:14:23]  Who's going to be like, no, you made it so Beyonce has to stop eating babies?
[00:14:28]  I hate you.
[00:14:29]  I hate you, Trump.
[00:14:31]  Could you imagine?
[00:14:32]  Like, if Harry Truman was sitting at the Resolute desk and he's like, Well, Japan's not going to stop fighting unless I scare them to death.
[00:14:42]  So I could drop this bomb, but my own people will be upset at me for doing that.
[00:14:47]  So maybe I should keep the war going for another 10 years so they're not mad at me for dropping a bomb.
[00:14:54]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:14:55]  Exactly.
[00:14:56]  Just the whole idea of this rank cowardice that we can't move ahead because the public isn't ready for it.
[00:15:06]  There has been no celebrity ever that has sparked any sort of groundswell of support for them in the face of a serious crime.

=== Ezekiel Verses and Lawsuits (08:54) ===

[00:15:18]  I mean, OJ was polarizing, but at the end of the day, people were just like, yeah, he probably killed him, but the cops also fucked it up, so he probably should get away with it.
[00:15:28]  But no one was, no one, well, we weren't burning down America because the juice got pinched.
[00:15:36]  I mean, Q themselves has directly said that like John Legend and Patton Oswalt are satanic baby eaters.
[00:15:44]  It's like, you could pick up John Legend tonight and it would have no impact.
[00:15:48]  It might even not make the news.
[00:15:50]  Yeah.
[00:15:51]  I mean, if Patton Oswalt got arrested, most people would be like, who?
[00:15:55]  Right.
[00:15:56]  Exactly.
[00:15:57]  Oh, wait.
[00:15:57]  Oh, wait.
[00:15:58]  That one guy from King of Queens, him?
[00:15:59]  Yeah.
[00:16:00]  Yeah.
[00:16:00]  Yeah, the guy from King of Queens, he got grabbed for being a pedo.
[00:16:04]  He was in the Reno 911 QAnon movie.
[00:16:08]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:09]  Was he?
[00:16:09]  It was probably a direct jab at them because I did a review of that movie and it was very well researched and they had a lot of insular details in there about QAnon, like very specific to the whole ecosphere.
[00:16:25]  And I'm sure that's why he was in the movie.
[00:16:29]  He was also, I mean, this is lesser than that maybe, but he was also in the music video for Wardell Yankovic's Foil, which Makes fun of conspiracy theories, and I'm sure.
[00:16:38]  And I know I've seen some cute people be like, Weird Al's a dick for making fun of us.
[00:16:44]  Oh, he guests on a lot of Dollop episodes too.
[00:16:48]  Like, he was on the two part Ronald Reagan episode on the Dollop, and he was their guest on there.
[00:16:56]  And it's just a fucking banger.
[00:16:58]  It's hilarious.
[00:17:00]  I can't remember what show it was I did, but I just remember someone introduced Pat Oswald as his first name is a general that won World War II.
[00:17:07]  And his last name is the guy that shot JFK.
[00:17:12]  Perfect.
[00:17:12]  That is an accurate statement.
[00:17:14]  Yeah.
[00:17:16]  It's like there was an NFL player that was named Lincoln Kennedy.
[00:17:20]  I was like, man, that is, you're going down a dark road when your kid's got that name.
[00:17:29]  Yeah, I mean, but it's just so frustrating that this is where we're at, where we just have these people that have been lied to for nine plus years and they just keep on buying this shit.
[00:17:45]  They just keep on going.
[00:17:47]  We had Kash Patel come out and say that arrests for the 2020 election are imminent, which is.
[00:17:54]  Any minute now.
[00:17:57]  Any minute now, we're going to arrest all 2,000 mules.
[00:18:01]  Any minute now.
[00:18:02]  Did you guys hear about the totally partisan hit piece on him?
[00:18:06]  What was it?
[00:18:07]  The Atlantic or something like that?
[00:18:08]  Yeah, The Atlantic.
[00:18:09]  Yeah.
[00:18:10]  And he's suing them for a quarter billion dollars.
[00:18:13]  More than that.
[00:18:13]  I heard it was like 350.
[00:18:15]  It was 250 last I heard.
[00:18:17]  But yeah.
[00:18:19]  Oh, yeah.
[00:18:22]  I actually just saw a tweet that said The Atlantic should not ask for dismissal.
[00:18:29]  They should say, let's go to trial immediately and immediately apply for discovery.
[00:18:34]  And watch how quickly Cash drops the lawsuit in response to them, like being like, yeah, let's dance, let's dance, motherfucker, let's go, let's do this.
[00:18:43]  I mean, I don't know much about The Atlantic as a paper or anything, but if there are anything like what the administration's come against so far, they'll probably just settle out of court.
[00:18:53]  Oh, The Atlantic has already said they're like, stay stand behind their journalism.
[00:18:57]  Well, good.
[00:18:59]  Because, I'm sorry, go ahead.
[00:19:02]  No, no, no, go ahead.
[00:19:03]  I was just going to say on Cash Hotel's Wikipedia page, there's a whole sub listing.
[00:19:09]  About his lawsuits.
[00:19:10]  Like, apparently, this is one of his favorite hobbies.
[00:19:14]  Well, I mean, it's one of Trump's favorite hobbies.
[00:19:16]  So, you know, you gotta follow the leader.
[00:19:22]  Yeah.
[00:19:22]  He's walking around in the ill fitting shoes.
[00:19:24]  You might as well start suing everybody in sight, too.
[00:19:27]  And also, he's gotta do this because if he, like, if you don't know what the story was about, Kash Patel, the story in the Atlantic, basically said that he is, like, An alcoholic and that he has drunk a almost non functional alcoholic, like only vaguely functioning.
[00:19:47]  Yeah, and the uh, they had to break the door down to like a hotel he was in because they weren't sure if he was alive or not to like fish him out of his room because he was so intoxicated he wasn't answering phone calls or anything.
[00:20:01]  Yeah, this is break down the door, don't break down the door.
[00:20:04]  It's Rodinger's cat, wait until you know for certain.
[00:20:07]  Let's let's do the whole Stellan thing, yeah.
[00:20:11]  Don't disturb him.
[00:20:12]  But no, what I heard was they requested a breaching tool to knock his door down.
[00:20:17]  They didn't say whether they actually went through with it or not.
[00:20:20]  But the request itself is bad enough.
[00:20:22]  Right.
[00:20:23]  And that's the thing is that he and they've had like many time sensitive issues where they can't get a hold of him because he's been in the office.
[00:20:32]  Yeah.
[00:20:32]  And they've had to reschedule meetings because he had hangovers and stuff.
[00:20:36]  Right.
[00:20:36]  So, yeah.
[00:20:37]  And basically, he was like, You're all lying.
[00:20:40]  I want to sue you.
[00:20:41]  And so here we go.
[00:20:44]  Yeah.
[00:20:44]  It's like, and you could tell, I mean, you could tell how scared they were by it originally because in the article, I read the whole article.
[00:20:51]  In the article, they said that they reached out to his office, and his personal response was great, publish it, I'll sue you.
[00:21:00]  Yeah.
[00:21:00]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:21:03]  Yeah.
[00:21:04]  So, yeah, we'll see.
[00:21:07]  We'll see how this all breaks out.
[00:21:10]  But I'm very sure that he's going to drop the lawsuit very quickly because he knows he's fucked and he's only doing this for attention.
[00:21:21]  Right.
[00:21:21]  And I've seen some people point out that, you know, Tamaga, just him threatening the lawsuit is enough.
[00:21:26]  He doesn't actually have to go through with it.
[00:21:27]  The fact that he threatened it is proof positive that he's 100% innocent.
[00:21:31]  Right.
[00:21:32]  Exactly.
[00:21:33]  And because that's one of their favorite claims.
[00:21:37]  Is like when Liz Crokin is calling people pedophiles, she's like, Tom Hanks has never sued me for calling him a baby eating Satanist.
[00:21:44]  Why is that?
[00:21:45]  And it's like, because Tom Hanks doesn't know who you fucking are.
[00:21:48]  Yeah, because Tom Hanks has very perturbed the claim.
[00:21:51]  And he has a life.
[00:21:53]  That was like the guy on Twitter like a week ago claims to be like a lawyer, but he has a bunch of numbers after his name.
[00:22:01]  I'm like, oh, that looks real official.
[00:22:03]  And he was like, I was like, yeah, Trump is a kitty diddler.
[00:22:08]  And he's like, You can laugh when the lawsuits come.
[00:22:11]  I'm like, yeah, whatever, bro.
[00:22:12]  And then I blocked them.
[00:22:14]  Like, whatever.
[00:22:14]  Just, you know, Bible in one hand, dick in the other, and just go ahead and talk your shit.
[00:22:21]  You know, these people.
[00:22:23]  Yeah.
[00:22:27]  Sorry, I'm so reeling at the Bible thing there.
[00:22:32]  Well, that's how most of them are.
[00:22:34]  They have a Bible in one hand and their dick in the other.
[00:22:37]  No, no, no.
[00:22:39]  He's talking about the fact that he thought the Pulp Fiction line was actually from the Bible.
[00:22:43]  Oh, yes, that one.
[00:22:44]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:22:46]  Yeah, it was Kegseth or Hegseth, whatever the hell his name is, Hegseth.
[00:22:53]  He was quoting Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
[00:22:57]  Right.
[00:22:59]  Which, I mean, the movie is over 25 years old at this point.
[00:23:06]  And I've seen many, many sites point out that's not actually a quote from the Bible.
[00:23:11]  So, I mean, like, did he just watch the movie last night?
[00:23:16]  And be like, I'm going to write this down and use it tomorrow.
[00:23:19]  See, I didn't know that it wasn't actually from the Bible, but that's because, you know, I haven't read the Bible.
[00:23:26]  No, it's like vaguely based on several verses of the book of Ezekiel, and Tarantino just kind of meshed them together into a badass sounding, you know, rant.
[00:23:38]  Yeah.
[00:23:40]  Well, these people are all fake Christians anyway.
[00:23:42]  Like, see, I just said, I haven't read the Bible, so I wouldn't know that that's a fake quote.
[00:23:47]  It's like the fact that, like, Did Hagseth really think that was from the Bible?
[00:23:52]  It just proves how fake these people are.
[00:23:58]  Well, you've probably at least heard about the book of Ezekiel because that's a real popular one with UFO conspiracy.
[00:24:05]  And that's the one with the can't be gay, no shellfish or something like that.
[00:24:11]  That's Leviticus.

=== MKUltra History and Decoys (15:37) ===

[00:24:12]  No.
[00:24:14]  See, Ezekiel.
[00:24:16]  Well, the one I'm referring to is that Ezekiel has.
[00:24:20]  The four headed beast or whatever that came down and it had like wheels and stuff like that.
[00:24:25]  Yeah, he described different angels and one of them was described as looking like wheels within wheels.
[00:24:29]  And ancient alien guys were like, that was a UFO.
[00:24:35]  I used to have a book called UFOs and the Bible.
[00:24:39]  Yeah.
[00:24:39]  It was a long time ago.
[00:24:44]  Yeah.
[00:24:44]  I mean, we're just doing this.
[00:24:46]  We're just, we're recycling everything.
[00:24:48]  We've gone back to uranium one.
[00:24:50]  We're back to UFOs.
[00:24:52]  I mean, yeah, and I had to give them kudos for reaching that far into the vault because I had forgotten about uranium one.
[00:24:57]  And I do remember when that was the big hotness with the anti Hillary crowd.
[00:25:03]  Yeah.
[00:25:04]  And we did all that.
[00:25:05]  And now we have hit a.
[00:25:10]  And another dig into the recycling bin.
[00:25:14]  So Marjorie Taylor Greene is now our new hero on the left, apparently.
[00:25:20]  Yeah.
[00:25:20]  And we've got a bunch of people saying that, like, hey, let's, like, Ro Khanna and Ilan Omar and all these people are saying, like, hey, let's talk to Marge.
[00:25:30]  Maybe we can bring her in.
[00:25:32]  Maybe she's good.
[00:25:33]  It's like, Marjorie Taylor Greene sucks.
[00:25:35]  What are you talking about?
[00:25:36]  These are the same people that threw themselves on the fainting couch and declared that we were throwing away the election when.
[00:25:43]  Kamala Harris had two campaign stops with Liz Cheney, and it was literally about how Liz Cheney's like, Look, I'm a Republican, I disagree with 90% of what Kamala Harris says, but Donald Trump should not be president.
[00:25:55]  That's why I'm voting for Kamala Harris.
[00:25:57]  And that was it, there were no policy concessions, nothing was given.
[00:26:00]  It was just literally a Republican saying, Vote Kamala, the end.
[00:26:04]  And this was unacceptable.
[00:26:07]  We were hanging out with a warmongering genocider, even though Liz Cheney was a backbenching congresswoman from Wyoming who doesn't have any power, but she's Dick Cheney's kid, which means Dick Cheney's crimes are her crimes because that's the way reality works.
[00:26:23]  You are guilty.
[00:26:25]  The sins of the father fall upon you as well, daughter.
[00:26:29]  So, yeah, like tough break.
[00:26:31]  And did Ilhan Omar, are you sure it was Ilhan Omar?
[00:26:33]  Because they have a pretty sordid history.
[00:26:35]  I'm kind of surprised to hear that she's willing to extend the olive branch.
[00:26:39]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was her, but I mean, uh, let me, yeah, oh, geez, that's really funny.
[00:26:46]  I just got like two letters into her name and it auto corrected, it auto filled immediately.
[00:26:52]  MTJ, uh, Rep Illan Omar praises Marjorie Taylor Greene.
[00:26:59]  Oh, yeah, so I guess she forgot about two years ago she tried to censure her and remove her from her committee assignments.
[00:27:07]  Yeah, exactly, exactly.
[00:27:08]  That's a So that's that's that's mighty forgive me and ever.
[00:27:15]  Yeah.
[00:27:16]  But I mean, that's the thing.
[00:27:18]  It's you see that a lot because I was talking about that earlier with that Joe Kent guy.
[00:27:22]  The second they say something anti Trump, they're all like, oh, all is forgiven.
[00:27:25]  Welcome, welcome into the fold, my friend.
[00:27:28]  I'm sure you would never ever backstab me.
[00:27:31]  Yeah.
[00:27:31]  Well, welcome to the welcome to the welcome to the resistance, buddy.
[00:27:35]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:27:37]  Exactly.
[00:27:39]  Yeah.
[00:27:40]  I it really just blows my mind, but.
[00:27:44]  The thing is, is that old Marge, you can't, you can take the girl out of QAnon, but you can't take QAnon out of the girl.
[00:27:55]  She then made a post about how, do I think the Butler shooting was staged?
[00:28:01]  And she's like, not really, but let's investigate.
[00:28:04]  She's like, I'm not going to say yes, but I'm also going to let you know that I don't think no.
[00:28:10]  We need to get digging into it.
[00:28:12]  It's the old chess asking questions.
[00:28:14]  Yep, Marge is jacking off.
[00:28:16]  Yeah, that's exactly right.
[00:28:17]  And that firefighter who was shot and killed there, that definitely didn't happen.
[00:28:21]  That's what I tell people, whether they're on the left or the right, and they say it was fake.
[00:28:26]  I'm like, a man fucking died.
[00:28:30]  I know.
[00:28:30]  Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, some people got mad at me for saying that it wasn't staged.
[00:28:35]  And they're like, how could you say that?
[00:28:37]  And I'm like, because it was, I mean, a man died for one, you know, two, if you count the shooter.
[00:28:43]  And it's like, well, he was a patsy.
[00:28:44]  Crisis actor.
[00:28:45]  Crisis actor.
[00:28:49]  Yeah, so this is the tweet.
[00:28:51]  She's saying, I'm not calling the Butler assassination a hoax, wink, but a lot of questions that deserve public action and public answers.
[00:28:59]  I'm asking, why won't Trump release the information about Matthew Crooks?
[00:29:03]  Did he actually act alone?
[00:29:05]  If not, who is behind him and who helped him?
[00:29:09]  Why the cover up?
[00:29:10]  Double question mark.
[00:29:12]  So we now got all the videos of the shooting are now being rehashed and re.
[00:29:23]  We're going over him again.
[00:29:25]  We're doing this.
[00:29:26]  We're looking at the guy that's JFK.
[00:29:30]  We're looking at JFK Jr. and how he didn't react to the shooting and that was sus, and how the lady in the black hat just kept filming it instead of ducking or reacting poorly to it.
[00:29:44]  So she was obviously a gunman.
[00:29:46]  A few seconds before the shot.
[00:29:49]  Was there something about some guys pointed a few seconds before the shot went off?
[00:29:53]  Yeah.
[00:29:54]  Who knows?
[00:29:54]  Nobody's called this ever.
[00:29:57]  I mean, I lose track of it because all of this stuff was the exact same stuff they said about Charlie Kirk.
[00:30:06]  So, I mean, it never ends.
[00:30:09]  It never, ever ends.
[00:30:15]  We were just talking about how they claimed there was a guy on the water tower that was shooting, and that's the grassy knoll of our generation now is that.
[00:30:26]  The water tower, yeah.
[00:30:29]  Like someone somehow, somewhere was used crooks as a decoy to try to get off the real shot to kill Trump.
[00:30:42]  And that's what was really funny about this I love the idea of the Illuminati.
[00:30:46]  I think you mentioned it online.
[00:30:48]  The Illuminati hires a kid who got kicked out of Marksman class because he was a bad shot.
[00:30:55]  And after.
[00:30:56]  Yeah, it was somebody else.
[00:30:59]  That I know who said that, but I have said it in the past, so I'll still take credit for it.
[00:31:04]  Yeah.
[00:31:04]  Hey, why not?
[00:31:05]  Why not?
[00:31:06]  Hey.
[00:31:08]  But yeah, such a bad shot that he was not allowed to join his school's rifle club because they were worried he was a danger to himself and others.
[00:31:16]  This is the guy that the deep state trusted to miss shooting at Trump.
[00:31:23]  Right.
[00:31:23]  So then the water tower guy could then clip him and drop him.
[00:31:26]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:31:30]  It's always that.
[00:31:33]  It's always this ridiculous story about how we have to do it.
[00:31:41]  It always has to be this unbelievably convoluted plot.
[00:31:45]  It can't just be, let's have a guy shoot the guy we want to shoot.
[00:31:54]  It can always, it always has to be all this extra work to do it.
[00:32:02]  You can't just have Oswald shoot Kennedy.
[00:32:06]  There has to be multiple other gunmen in Dealey Plaza shooting along with him.
[00:32:13]  Sirhan couldn't have shot RFK.
[00:32:16]  There had to be another guy in that mass of humanity that Sirhan was distracting everybody from so he could sneak in and shoot RFK.
[00:32:28]  There always has to be this Rube Goldbergian contraption of an assassination.
[00:32:35]  Like these intelligence agencies who are doing this shit, they don't just hand one guy a rifle and say, Hey, practice on this rifle and then be at this location at this time.
[00:32:46]  The target will be there, take them out.
[00:32:49]  No, it's always got to be okay, you're going to fire the diversionary shots, and then Steve here is going to sneak in and fire the kill shot.
[00:32:59]  And you know, after the 98th time that this has happened, You get the phone call to be the diversionary shot guy.
[00:33:08]  Maybe you don't answer the call.
[00:33:10]  Maybe you say no.
[00:33:12]  I mean, yeah, because they always die.
[00:33:14]  They always die.
[00:33:15]  Exactly.
[00:33:15]  If you're the diversionary shot guy, you either spend life in prison or you die.
[00:33:20]  Like, yeah, yeah.
[00:33:21]  The life expectancy for Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earl Ray, Sirhan, Sirhan, and Crooks two of those guys didn't make it, and the other two have not seen the light of day since.
[00:33:36]  Right.
[00:33:36]  So, yeah, it's like.
[00:33:39]  Uh, if the CIA says, Hey, we just want you to scare them, you should flee to a different country immediately because you're not walking away, you're dead or you're in prison for the rest of your life.
[00:33:53]  Those are the only two outcomes you can look forward to.
[00:33:58]  And it's always and like they always involve as many people as they possibly can, and all of them stay perfectly silent until the moment they die, right?
[00:34:07]  Yeah, yeah, none of them ever crack, none of them ever, yeah.
[00:34:10]  It is incredible the somehow bone deep loyalty that these guys have for this stuff.
[00:34:19]  The only guy who's ever cracked on this is Sirhan, but even Sirhan hasn't implicated anybody.
[00:34:26]  He's just made vague allusions to the fact that he's like, I was brainwashed.
[00:34:29]  And it's like, well, who brainwashed you?
[00:34:31]  He's like, I don't know.
[00:34:32]  And it's great.
[00:34:33]  Well, it's hard for us to defeat the conspiracy if you won't name your MKUltra handler that brainwashed you.
[00:34:45]  And then, I mean, and then you got the stuff that we know happened, we know happened because somebody leaked it, like Bad Pigs, Operation Paperclip, Operation Mockingbird, MKUltra.
[00:34:58]  These are all things that actually happened, and they involved maybe a few hundred people, and somebody spilled the beans.
[00:35:06]  Right.
[00:35:07]  That's my favorite thing about MKUltra, they're like this horrible government plot.
[00:35:11]  It's like, well, who leaked it?
[00:35:13]  The government.
[00:35:13]  It's like, well, then that's the only way you know about it, the bad guys told you.
[00:35:21]  You can't be screaming about MKUltra and then not bring up the fact that the church committee was a congressional panel that were the ones who were like, hey, this MKUltra shit, fucking, it's bad.
[00:35:34]  Knock it off.
[00:35:36]  Let's stop doing that.
[00:35:39]  I don't know what to tell you, man.
[00:35:40]  I mean, our government is both super evil and also holding hearings to call themselves to account for their evilness, which makes them weirdly not evil.
[00:35:54]  Because that's how democracy is supposed to work.
[00:35:56]  Yeah.
[00:35:57]  Yeah.
[00:35:57]  They turned in the guys doing the minor stuff so that the people doing the brainwashing can keep going in secret.
[00:36:02]  Yeah.
[00:36:02]  Yeah.
[00:36:02]  Oh, yeah.
[00:36:03]  Exactly.
[00:36:03]  Exactly.
[00:36:04]  Yeah.
[00:36:06]  Yeah.
[00:36:06]  They just gave up MKUltra so they could keep going with the real crimes.
[00:36:11]  Yeah.
[00:36:11]  Yeah.
[00:36:12]  Whatever you need to do to keep the grift moving, whatever you need to do to keep selling your fucking colonial silver and other grift supplements.
[00:36:22]  And I say this all the time that, um, You know, I like to tell people conspiracy theories are the real conspiracy because all of the made up shit about MKUltra distracts you from the real shit about MKUltra.
[00:36:43]  I mean, at one point, the CIA had to put out a memo.
[00:36:46]  This was in the 50s when it was first starting.
[00:36:50]  Don't drink the punch at the Christmas party.
[00:36:54]  And, you know, a lot of it looks like the one guy with Operation Midnight Climax.
[00:37:00]  He was just sitting, literally sitting on a toilet and watching prostitutes through a two way mirror dose unknowing clients and stuff like that.
[00:37:10]  Like that was his thing.
[00:37:11]  And he was a narcotics officer and he was like just doped out of his mind.
[00:37:17]  Sidney Gottlieb, who was the head of MKUltra, he was tripping balls all the time.
[00:37:23]  A lot of it was just bad planning, a lot of it was shitty experiments, but some of it, it kind of looks like these guys were like, we just want to keep doing drugs.
[00:37:34]  Let's keep going with this experiment.
[00:37:36]  But it was very slapshod.
[00:37:40]  They didn't use any act.
[00:37:41]  I mean, a guy sitting on a toilet, watching through a two way mirror, not taking notes.
[00:37:48]  And I know a lot of the notes were destroyed, but there was no actual medical basis to a lot of the stuff that they were doing.
[00:37:59]  And Dr. Ewan Cameron, the shit that he did, that man should have been tried for war crimes for the shit that he did up in Canada.
[00:38:07]  But it's just the whole thing is conspiracy theories, like about even like 9 11.
[00:38:15]  It distracts you from the fact that the CIA and the FBI, these are two agencies that have traditionally hated each other and they don't like talking to each other.
[00:38:26]  And that's why this information did not get coalesced in the proper manner.
[00:38:31]  Yeah.
[00:38:33]  And so all of these conspiracy theories that are going around, All they do is distract people from looking at the real issues in society.
[00:38:44]  So, all the people that are out there calling everybody else a sheeple, guess who the real sheeple is?
[00:38:53]  The believer in the conspiracy theories.
[00:38:58]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:00]  Yeah, I mean, there's no there for this stuff because they don't want what really happened.
[00:39:11]  They want the salacious bullshit story that they tell themselves about what happened.
[00:39:15]  And the stuff that actually happened was bad enough on its own.
[00:39:19]  Literally, like Seth was saying, prostitutes drugging Johns without their knowledge just to see what would happen.
[00:39:26]  Right.
[00:39:27]  And that was the big kind of final resolution of the church committee in MKUltra that they put down an edict.
[00:39:39]  You're not allowed to do that anymore.
[00:39:41]  Anyone who gets drugged by the government has to consent ahead of time to being drugged.

=== Learning About the Missile Gap (03:11) ===

[00:39:49]  You just can't dose them without them saying, hey, I want to trip balls.
[00:39:58]  I want you to do this to me.
[00:40:00]  I'm cool with it.
[00:40:01]  And to be fair, there were a lot of people who actually did like sign up and they're like, hey, I'll trip all, you know, because they actually did have like, you know, volunteers come in.
[00:40:11]  Yeah, like in that movie, The Men Who Stare to Goats.
[00:40:15]  Well, that was part of a Stargate project where they were trying remote viewing because the Russians actually had like a, you know, telekinesis project going on.
[00:40:27]  So, Right.
[00:40:29]  That was the thing.
[00:40:30]  We needed better psychics than the commies.
[00:40:32]  Yeah, can't have a psychic gap.
[00:40:34]  I was literally going to say psychic gap.
[00:40:36]  Yep, exactly.
[00:40:38]  Yep.
[00:40:38]  Well, I mean, I actually got there from Kennedy, but yeah.
[00:40:44]  Well, yeah, they were riffing off Kennedy and Dr. Strangelove.
[00:40:47]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:40:50]  I love the term missile gap.
[00:40:52]  Mostly because Kennedy got in the office and he was like, oh shit, we actually have way more missiles than the Soviets.
[00:40:57]  Oh, man.
[00:40:58]  I do.
[00:40:59]  I've talked about that.
[00:40:59]  I've been learning it like, I have been, um, cause it, this is going to be really weird that this is the podcast that helps me sleep at night.
[00:41:08]  But I've been listening to a lot of behind the bastards, like to go to sleep at night.
[00:41:13]  And also, I'll actively listen when I'm awake.
[00:41:17]  And not only has it helped my resilience, it's helped me build like a better resilience against this stuff.
[00:41:23]  But I'm learning about the missile gap.
[00:41:25]  I'm learning about, like, I love, I prefer to live in the past to see how.
[00:41:32]  We got here where we are now.
[00:41:35]  That to me is far more interesting than living in the present, I guess you could say.
[00:41:41]  So, but I've been learning about all of this stuff and like, I feel like I'm a better informed person now.
[00:41:49]  It's fascinating.
[00:41:51]  Yeah.
[00:41:56]  We had, we just had, yeah, we had, we were, we needed more missiles than the commies or else they were going to, they were going to get us.
[00:42:03]  They were going to fucking get our asses.
[00:42:05]  And, Turned out not so much.
[00:42:08]  Turned out actually we were plenty.
[00:42:11]  We were good and plenty when it came to missiles and vis a vis the Soviets.
[00:42:20]  Yeah.
[00:42:21]  And then on the note of conspiracy theories, thanks to Artemis 2, moon landing conspiracies are having a revival right now.
[00:42:29]  Yeah.
[00:42:29]  Oh, yeah, exactly.
[00:42:32]  Because we can't let anything go.
[00:42:34]  I mean, if we're going to recycle uranium one and we're going to recycle Trump getting shot at and we're going to recycle that, let's recycle flat earth and the moon landing.
[00:42:45]  Let's do that.
[00:42:47]  Yeah.
[00:42:48]  Like, yeah.
[00:42:48]  Like, it's gotten so much that, like, I was with my son.
[00:42:53]  We were working on this steam project together, and he looks up and he goes, I was watching this video about how the moon landing wasn't real.

=== Rogan, MAGA, and YouTube Algorithms (15:28) ===

[00:43:01]  And I'm like, you know, there's a record scratch in my head.
[00:43:04]  And I'm like, oh, yeah.
[00:43:07]  And he says, Yeah, they said that the footprints on the moon weren't real because the footprints were perfect, and that can only happen underwater.
[00:43:16]  And I think what the video said was wet, because that's always the conspiracy theory that the That perfect footprints like that can only be made in wet sand.
[00:43:26]  And he's like, and then also that the flag waved.
[00:43:28]  And so I had to sit down.
[00:43:30]  I'm like, and thankfully these were two age old conspiracy theories that I know about very well.
[00:43:37]  So I was able to debunk them without having to fumble through my phone or anything.
[00:43:40]  But I sat him down and I explained to him look, you know, the flag wasn't waving.
[00:43:46]  Somebody bumped into it and this stuff.
[00:43:48]  And I think I convinced him, but it's like, okay, like, These moon landing conspiracies are getting so mainstream now that my eight year old is seeing YouTube videos about them on his feed.
[00:44:05]  Yeah, I mean, that's what people have done with the algorithms and stuff is that you take a computer fresh out of the box, load it up to YouTube, and then just like play next.
[00:44:19]  And within like eight or 12 videos, you're at Jordan Peterson or Ben Shapiro.
[00:44:25]  Just, it's just this inevitable thing where the algorithm, if even like, even doing it innocuously, even like just looking at apolitical shit, Eventually, you'll stumble on somebody who's just like, hey, ready to find out about how DEI is corrupting the soul of America?
[00:44:46]  To go.
[00:44:47]  Yeah, that's, oh God, I had her name just a minute ago.
[00:44:52]  Now, James Cameron's ex wife, she does, she produces The Walking Dead.
[00:45:00]  Gail, her last name is escaping me, but she did a documentary with Alex Winter called The YouTube Effect about how these algorithms play into people.
[00:45:15]  And it's like, And I recall from my time as a conspiracy theorist how it like, you know, I was watching a thing, a Jim Fetzer lecture that he gave to a college class, and then he started talking about the Boston Marathon bombing being staged.
[00:45:37]  And then YouTube suggested another thing.
[00:45:40]  And then there was, and it led me down darker and darker and darker and darker paths.
[00:45:48]  Then eventually, I, you know, I was basically just a babbling maniac until someone slapped me back into my senses, you know.
[00:45:56]  And I'm one of the lucky ones, but there are a lot of people still caught in this web.
[00:46:02]  Yeah, that's how I first found out that Joe Rogan had a podcast, I was just looking up stuff like, I can't, I was, I was, I was, I think I was looking up creepypasta or something on YouTube.
[00:46:13]  And then suddenly it's like, Joe Rogan can't believe that the Sphinx is over 5,000 years old.
[00:46:20]  And I'm like, what?
[00:46:22]  And I looked at it and I'm like, I'm like, why is, I'm like, why are these people talking to Joe Rogan?
[00:46:27]  And then I found out, oh, he's got a podcast that's, uh, that's really popular among millennials for some goddamn reason.
[00:46:34]  And you know what?
[00:46:35]  Like years ago, before he got too swept up in the right wing ecosphere, like his podcast was interesting to listen to because you could sit down for three hours and you could hear him talk to a comedian, to an actor.
[00:46:50]  And, and these were people from, All over the ideological spectrum, and he wasn't advocating anything really.
[00:46:58]  And it used to be kind of, you know, because you would know you could sit down and be like, okay, I'm working on this project.
[00:47:05]  This podcast I know is definitely going to be three hours long.
[00:47:09]  I could just listen to this.
[00:47:11]  And, you know, he would have some really interesting people on.
[00:47:15]  And now it's just like a right wing jack off, it's just a right wing circle jerk.
[00:47:24]  You know, part of me wonders if that's why, if that has something to do with Trump looking into IBA game.
[00:47:30]  I'm like, does Rogan have it?
[00:47:33]  Like, did he hear this?
[00:47:35]  Someone heard this from Brogan, and then he, like, I'm like, why is Trump trying to legalize this psychedelic?
[00:47:42]  Because it could actually help people, and that is not Trump's usual play.
[00:47:49]  So something is weird with that.
[00:47:51]  But yeah, anyway.
[00:47:55]  Yeah, I know Rogan's in all that psychedelic stuff.
[00:47:59]  I remember because I did listen to a few of his podcasts, like back before he completely went off the deep end.
[00:48:06]  And I don't know if it was, I don't know if that's just because he's such a sponge and he'll just accept whatever anyone tells him or if it was audience capture or not.
[00:48:17]  But you can almost hear him sliding further and further into the alt right as the show goes on.
[00:48:23]  But I remember in the beginning, he was always talking about.
[00:48:27]  You know, different strains of weed, and he was talking about, I can't remember what it was.
[00:48:32]  It says, you know, some psychedelic that's got like a four letter name.
[00:48:37]  Doesn't matter, but, or ayahuasca and stuff like that.
[00:48:40]  And it seemed like he was going down some new age angle before he decided to jump on the MAGA train.
[00:48:49]  Yeah, I mean, that's, I think that's one of the things that's really funny about people when it comes to Rogan, they'll do this whole, oh, he's just open minded.
[00:48:58]  And then you just look at all of his guests, and they're all these right wing grifters.
[00:49:02]  And Joe himself is aggressively anti trans.
[00:49:07]  And he, like, you'll always find the people who, like, post, like, one or two clips where he's like, man, this Trump, he's going out of his mind.
[00:49:17]  He's going crazy.
[00:49:18]  He's so, I don't, I'm not cool with this.
[00:49:21]  But the other two and a half hours are all him just accepting, like, the right wing framing on everything.
[00:49:26]  Yeah.
[00:49:26]  And then he goes, and then he runs over to shake hands with them at, uh, At UFC, and then he's hanging out with him at the Oval Office, right?
[00:49:34]  He's right behind him in the Oval Office.
[00:49:36]  So, yeah, yeah, I just it's like, buddy, it's like you made your bed, lie in it, just like, yeah.
[00:49:46]  Like, don't, don't, don't kid anybody.
[00:49:49]  Don't kid anybody.
[00:49:50]  You're, you're, you are, you're, you're here.
[00:49:54]  You're MAGA and you worked hard to get Trump elected.
[00:49:58]  You ducked Kamala during the campaign trail.
[00:50:02]  So don't, don't bullshit us here.
[00:50:04]  Like, this is, you got what you wanted.
[00:50:06]  You won.
[00:50:07]  Combobulations of Lizagurth.
[00:50:09]  I mean, so.
[00:50:12]  I love the excuses too for why he wouldn't interview Harris, where he's like, well, she wanted me to come to her.
[00:50:17]  And I'm like, excuse me.
[00:50:19]  I'm way too important a person for you to be making such demands of my time.
[00:50:25]  Right.
[00:50:25]  I'm a podcaster.
[00:50:27]  You're only the vice president of the United States.
[00:50:30]  How dare you?
[00:50:31]  How dare you?
[00:50:35]  It's very silly.
[00:50:36]  It's all very silly.
[00:50:38]  And the best part about it is for all these claims about how all these fucking claims that he has about, like, I don't know, oh, this Trump is going too far.
[00:50:51]  He's going to be right on the fucking Vance train or whoever it is in 2028.
[00:50:55]  He's going to be like, you know, I'm listening to Vance.
[00:50:58]  He's making some good points.
[00:50:59]  And Democrats want to turn all the boys into girls.
[00:51:02]  So, I mean, we can't deal with them.
[00:51:04]  I mean, so it's just like, He'll be right.
[00:51:08]  He'll get back onside.
[00:51:10]  Unless Republicans really, I mean, it's possible like shit could get so fucked by 2028 that like even Rogan and his cohort are doing the whole, oh man, maybe we did make a misstep.
[00:51:24]  Maybe we do have to go the other way.
[00:51:26]  But as soon as it's socially acceptable, as soon as it's remotely tolerable to support the Republicans or at least to just shit on Democrats constantly, he'll be right there.
[00:51:35]  He will be right there because that's where his bread is buttered.
[00:51:39]  He knows what his audience wants and he'll give it to him.
[00:51:42]  Yeah, he seems like the type to be like, I didn't leave MAGA.
[00:51:45]  MAGA left me.
[00:51:46]  Right, exactly.
[00:51:47]  Yeah, he'll do the MGG shit.
[00:51:51]  I bet anything that Marjorie's campaign will get Rogan on board.
[00:51:54]  Rogan's going to be a hardcore MGG 2028 advocate.
[00:52:00]  Like, um, this is, I've mentioned this before, but this is the thing that I think, like, QAnon is like most terrified about for them is the fact that we're really coming up on like hard deadlines that are gonna hurt Trump.
[00:52:20]  Like, after the midterms, I feel like Marjorie's probably gonna declare for the presidency early in 2027.
[00:52:29]  I was looking it up, like, basically by April of uh. 2013, like most of the people that were important for the Democrats were already in.
[00:52:42]  Like Warren was in, Bernie was in, Biden was in.
[00:52:46]  Like all these people declared within the first like four months of the year after the midterm.
[00:52:53]  So, like these campaigns don't spin up just willy nilly right before the first primary.
[00:53:03]  People are hitting the ground running for like almost a year before the first primary.
[00:53:07]  We're going to have a CNN debate for the Democrats in like August of 2027.
[00:53:13]  I mean, we're going to, like, this stuff's going to happen.
[00:53:16]  Yeah.
[00:53:16]  And I'm waiting for Gavin Newsom to show up in Iowa somewhere.
[00:53:21]  Oh, in South Carolina.
[00:53:22]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:53:23]  I mean, they're going to, but that's the thing is that you're going to have all that shit happening on the Democrat side.
[00:53:29]  And then it's going to be real shit or get off the pot moment for Trump.
[00:53:34]  It's like, does he actually try for the illegal third term?
[00:53:39]  Or does he bless Rubio and Vance to run?
[00:53:42]  And Marjorie's going to be running as the outsider who's going to be like, I'm the one who will stand up to Trump if he goes for an illegal third term because I respect the Constitution and Argo Bargo.
[00:53:52]  I'm the real America first, I'm the real MAGA.
[00:53:56]  And her fucking slogan will probably be Green 2028, where we go one, we go all.
[00:54:02]  I mean, like, I mean, just no subtlety at all.
[00:54:06]  No subtlety at all.
[00:54:07]  Just literally, hey, QAnon, you think I've betrayed you?
[00:54:10]  No, I'm your candidate.
[00:54:13]  Zing.
[00:54:14]  Oh, yeah.
[00:54:14]  I mean, I just think, I think it's just going to be all of that.
[00:54:18]  And that's the thing is that if she's running around in March 2027, shaking hands and kissing babies, Like, what do all the fucking guys that want to kiss Trump's ass do?
[00:54:33]  Because, you know, Trump's going to be just like fucking miserable.
[00:54:38]  He's not going to want to actually admit the party's over.
[00:54:42]  And he's got Steve Bannon lying to him about how they're going to be able to keep him in office and all this shit.
[00:54:49]  So, like, you're just going to have like Marjorie with the field, the field all to herself, Rubio and Vance just being like, boss, come on.
[00:55:01]  And Trump just being like, they stole the election from me in 2020.
[00:55:05]  I should be allowed a third term.
[00:55:07]  It's so unfair.
[00:55:08]  It's so unfair.
[00:55:09]  I can't have another term.
[00:55:10]  This is bullshit.
[00:55:11]  And you know, whatever.
[00:55:14]  And then when he finally does, like, if Vance is running, he's going to be, he's, He's gonna have Trump go up there and do a speech, and Trump will do the joking, not joking.
[00:55:23]  You don't think I should run again?
[00:55:24]  I don't know, right?
[00:55:26]  Exactly.
[00:55:26]  Oh my god, that is that's my dream, like, really.
[00:55:30]  Like, every I mean, I'm I do think that Trump is in poor health and all that stuff, but it's just like all those people who are like, oh god, I can't wait for the day.
[00:55:39]  Oh, I'm gonna party.
[00:55:40]  I'm like, fuck Trump dying.
[00:55:42]  That's not the day that I'm waiting for.
[00:55:44]  I'm waiting for the day that Trump has to be a campaign surrogate for somebody else because that will actually be the death of his soul.
[00:55:53]  There's no way he can get up on a stage and be like, Yeah, JD Vance would make a great president.
[00:55:59]  Because then the next line is going to be, Not as great a president as me, but he'll still be pretty great.
[00:56:03]  But I was the greatest president.
[00:56:05]  We all know that, right?
[00:56:07]  And Vance is just going to be sitting there, blood squirting out of his forehead, like, Fucking pump me up, motherfucker.
[00:56:15]  I'm running things now.
[00:56:16]  It's my turn.
[00:56:17]  And Trump's just going to be on the stage, like, fucking working the crowd, doing the whole, I know, hey, y'all think Vance is great.
[00:56:23]  The crowd's going to give him a mild response.
[00:56:25]  He's like, But shouldn't I get a third term?
[00:56:27]  And the crowd's going to roar.
[00:56:29]  And it's just going to be this, he's just going to hijack the shit out of whoever is trying to get his blessing.
[00:56:36]  And it's just going to be this thing.
[00:56:39]  And we're like, we're going to have panels being like, America seems to want a Trump third term.
[00:56:45]  Should the Constitution really get in the way of all that, Bob?
[00:56:49]  And he's just going to suck all the oxygen out of the room for them.
[00:56:53]  And you're just going to have all those guys like RFK Jr. and Rubio and Vance and, Anybody else that wants to be like MAGA E and carrying on the tradition of Trump being like, God damn it, he needs to drop dead.
[00:57:07]  The only fucking way this is gonna work.
[00:57:09]  So, fucking, he wants one Big Mac, give him two.
[00:57:12]  I mean, come on, we gotta do something.
[00:57:14]  We gotta get this guy out of the way.
[00:57:17]  Oh, cause, yeah, cause he's just, he's just not gonna go quietly.
[00:57:21]  He's just gonna be so fucking miserable and just so desperate.
[00:57:27]  And the best part about it is, is that.
[00:57:30]  He personally is going to be so monstrously unpopular by that time that it's like it'll be the ultimate laugh line for Newsom and Pritzker and Kamala and anyone else who runs.
[00:57:41]  Being like, I wish I could run against Trump, I'd win all 50 states.
[00:57:44]  The crowd will roar and laugh because he's at an approval rating of like 30% at that point.
[00:57:50]  And he's and Trump won't care, he'll he'll wish it was all about him.
[00:57:55]  And oh, yeah, it's just gonna be so delicious.
[00:57:57]  It'll just be so rip the Republican Party apart.
[00:58:01]  Just having to deal with like fucking the fact that grandpa won't leave.
[00:58:05]  Grandpa just won't know.
[00:58:07]  You're trying to play him off the stage and he's telling the band to shut up.
[00:58:11]  He's got another five minutes in him.
[00:58:12]  He doesn't care that you need to go to commercials.
[00:58:14]  Fuck you.
[00:58:15]  He wants to talk.
[00:58:18]  He's got some new thoughts about batteries and sharks.
[00:58:20]  Yes, yes, he does.
[00:58:22]  Oh, that's that is this thing.
[00:58:25]  Like, There's nothing I enjoy more, like truly.

=== Trump Shits Gold Prices (09:32) ===

[00:58:30]  My favorite thing to argue with people on the internet, which is a terrible personality quirk of mine, and I really need to do better in my life.
[00:58:39]  But my favorite thing to argue about with people online is when people are like, Kamala was a terrible candidate.
[00:58:45]  And it's like, well, she dog walked her opponent in the only debate they had, dog walked her opponent so badly, he refused to do further debates because he knew he would get defeated over and over again every time he took the stage with her.
[00:59:01]  And her opponent was on stage arguing about the merits of being electrocuted versus being eaten by a shark.
[00:59:07]  The man thought that Hannibal Lecter was a real person.
[00:59:10]  He talked about Arnold Palmer's dick size, which was something the American people really care about.
[00:59:15]  That's a kitchen table issue right there.
[00:59:19]  I mean, it's just like, and he, like, in the closing week of the campaign, he did a rally in New York, which is a blue, which is an unbelievably blue city, blue state.
[00:59:29]  He went to Coachella for no reason, which is in California, another state he couldn't possibly win.
[00:59:36]  Like, Trump was objecting.
[00:59:38]  I say, whereas all we could hear throughout 2017 was Hillary should have gone to Wisconsin.
[00:59:42]  Right.
[00:59:43]  Hillary didn't campaign in Wisconsin, that dumb bitch.
[00:59:46]  That's why she lost.
[00:59:48]  Meanwhile, you got Trump at a rally at New York where one of the opening speakers called Puerto Rico, an island of garbage.
[00:59:56]  And he ran a great campaign.
[00:59:59]  He ran a great campaign.
[01:00:01]  That's why he won.
[01:00:02]  He didn't win because the media was in the bag for him.
[01:00:05]  Probably some agents will be writing dissertations about that campaign for generations.
[01:00:10]  Right, exactly.
[01:00:11]  Trump's bold move of having a comedian talk about how much Puerto Rico fucking sucks.
[01:00:16]  The American people were captivated by his speeches about Arnold Palmer's big penis.
[01:00:21]  That's what the American people were yearning for.
[01:00:23]  They were like, People going to a rally going, man, how big was Arnold Palmer's dick?
[01:00:27]  I really need to know.
[01:00:28]  And then they got the answer and they were like, you know, Kamala Harris was never going to tell me about Arnold Palmer's dick size.
[01:00:34]  I mean, this was the no brainer.
[01:00:36]  This was a slam dunk for me.
[01:00:38]  I'm a one issue voter and that was my issue.
[01:00:41]  Is Arnold Palmer packing?
[01:00:43]  And I found out the truth.
[01:00:44]  Boom.
[01:00:45]  Trump 2024, baby.
[01:00:47]  I mean, it's this unbelievably stupid and circular reasoning that the candidate that won ran a good campaign and the candidate that lost ran a bad campaign.
[01:00:56]  Now, look.
[01:00:57]  I love Barack Obama and everything, but guess what?
[01:01:00]  When the economy detonated two months before the election and we all lost our jobs in 2008, the Democrat was winning no matter what.
[01:01:09]  Like, it was over.
[01:01:11]  It was O V E R. Like, whoever had the D next to their name was winning.
[01:01:16]  America fucking hated George W. Bush.
[01:01:19]  We were all in bread lines.
[01:01:22]  We were cooked.
[01:01:24]  We were not going to let Bush's party win another election.
[01:01:27]  It could have been Obama.
[01:01:28]  It could have been Hillary.
[01:01:29]  It could have been anybody.
[01:01:30]  Whoever had Obama won big and he probably won the biggest of any of them.
[01:01:34]  But the Democrat was crossing the finish line first in that election.
[01:01:38]  I fucking promise you that.
[01:01:39]  It wouldn't have mattered.
[01:01:40]  Obama could have been talking about Arnold Palmer's dick and sharks and electrocutions and he would have won.
[01:01:47]  This, like, candidate quality and campaign quality only matter so much.
[01:01:54]  Like, the external effects of the election, there are external elements that impact that.
[01:02:00]  Like, It wouldn't have mattered if FDR was a fucking moron and Hoover was a genius.
[01:02:06]  FDR was probably going to win that election because everyone was blaming Hoover for the Great Depression.
[01:02:11]  So, yeah, there was like some campaign stop where Hoover was giving a speech and someone yelled at him, Vote for FDR and make it unanimous.
[01:02:21]  So, I mean, just like that's just the way it is.
[01:02:25]  Sometimes you're just going to lose and sometimes you're just going to win.
[01:02:27]  And America was mad about the price of their burrito taxis and the media was.
[01:02:35]  They should look at the price of everything now.
[01:02:38]  I mean, every week I go to the grocery store and the prices are higher and But how could we have known that the senile old man who didn't know who fucked up last week, how could we have known he was going to fuck up again?
[01:02:53]  Yeah, he did.
[01:02:54]  How could we possibly.
[01:02:56]  How could we possibly know, aside from the fact that, you know, he said all this shit?
[01:03:01]  I mean, I mean, I was sure, I was sure that the guy who thinks that you need ID to buy bread knows all about the grocery store and how to, you know, how to bring prices down.
[01:03:12]  Right, exactly.
[01:03:14]  Oh, but yeah, I actually, I actually, that was the thing.
[01:03:18]  The guy I was arguing with, I was like, what were Trump's policies that, like, because he was doing this whole bullshit thing with me where he was like, Kamala was just running on joy.
[01:03:27]  And I said, well, what was Trump running on?
[01:03:29]  And he was like, lowering grocery prices and a bunch of other fucking bullet points.
[01:03:33]  And I'm like, what was Trump's actual plan to lower grocery prices?
[01:03:37]  And he's like, lol.
[01:03:39]  And I'm like, then it's not policy.
[01:03:42]  It's sloganeering.
[01:03:44]  Like, if you say things without a policy behind them, it's not a policy.
[01:03:50]  It's just bullshitting.
[01:03:51]  It's just being a con artist.
[01:03:52]  Like, when Trump said, I'm going to build a wall and Mexico is going to pay for it, he didn't have a policy to make Mexico pay for the wall.
[01:04:00]  He was just bullshitting.
[01:04:03]  And that's what you're literally saying is Trump's vibes were better than Kamala's vibes, which is an empty statement that means nothing.
[01:04:13]  Because why?
[01:04:15]  Why were Trump's vibes better?
[01:04:17]  Explain that.
[01:04:18]  Was it just that his DD character was statted higher on charisma than Kamala's?
[01:04:23]  What is your logic for that?
[01:04:26]  And again, the one time they got on stage with each other, Donald Trump screamed out, They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs.
[01:04:33]  I have the concept of a plan for healthcare.
[01:04:35]  And then he begged off from further debates.
[01:04:38]  She crushed him.
[01:04:40]  And you're going to look me in the eye and say, yeah, Trump ran a better campaign.
[01:04:44]  He was a better candidate.
[01:04:46]  The funny thing about the cat and dogs thing is that I was reading that the people who were coaching him for the debate said, do not bring up the dogs.
[01:04:55]  Do not mention eating dogs.
[01:04:57]  And then what does he do?
[01:04:58]  The second he panics, dogs, cats, dogs, eating.
[01:05:02]  Exactly.
[01:05:03]  Yeah, it was like literally the fucking piece of paper they had for him in his first term, where it was like this.
[01:05:12]  In big letters, it was like, Do not congratulate Putin for winning the election.
[01:05:16]  And Vlad, congrats on the election.
[01:05:19]  Just immediately blurts it out, just fucking cannot help himself.
[01:05:24]  Immediately legitimizes Putin's fraudulent election.
[01:05:27]  When, like, his State Department, everyone was like, Do not fucking say anything about the election because it's bullshit and we don't want to give him flat.
[01:05:35]  And he's like, Vladdy, big election win.
[01:05:37]  Way to go, bro.
[01:05:38]  You beat that other people the way I beat crooked Hillary.
[01:05:42]  And it's just like, Oh my fucking God.
[01:05:43]  God, he's so fucking useless.
[01:05:45]  Yeah, it's just.
[01:05:47]  And this was in his first term when he still had some functioning brain cells.
[01:05:51]  Yeah, I mean, that's the thing.
[01:05:53]  That's what just gets me about all of this is that the dude was fucking on his last legs in 2020.
[01:05:59]  Camera, TV, man, woman.
[01:06:01]  I mean, just fucking.
[01:06:02]  And he glitches out on stage for 40 minutes, like two weeks before the election.
[01:06:08]  And the media is just like, shut up.
[01:06:10]  We don't fucking care.
[01:06:12]  We're going to get this old fucker across the finish line, whether you like it or not.
[01:06:16]  Because he's entertaining.
[01:06:17]  He's content for us.
[01:06:19]  We don't care that you're going to be paying $5 a gallon for gas this summer.
[01:06:23]  Fuck you.
[01:06:25]  You're still going to be clicking on our links because he's going to say some crazy shit and fucking terrorize you.
[01:06:29]  Yeah.
[01:06:30]  And that's the thing.
[01:06:30]  It's, and that's all they're doing is reporting what he says.
[01:06:34]  There's no context.
[01:06:35]  There's no pushback.
[01:06:36]  There's no fact checking.
[01:06:38]  It's Donald Trump said today that he shits gold.
[01:06:42]  Yes.
[01:06:43]  Yeah.
[01:06:44]  Yeah.
[01:06:44]  Like, yeah.
[01:06:45]  Today, there have been numerous fucking reports from people.
[01:06:49]  Where they're just like Trump's plans for the peace treaty with Iran, and it's like, have they signed a treaty?
[01:06:55]  Are they negotiating?
[01:06:56]  Is Trump going to go to the table and be part of those negotiations?
[01:07:00]  If not, why are you letting him tell us what he thinks is going on with the negotiations?
[01:07:07]  He's not a part of them.
[01:07:08]  He's a senile old man that they literally are shutting out of the room, and they're going to go to him and say, Okay, grandpa, here's the deal with Iran.
[01:07:17]  Take it.
[01:07:17]  Yeah, there was that.
[01:07:18]  Yeah, I think you're talking about that report that came out today that during when they were trying to find that.
[01:07:23]  Pilot that got down in Iran.
[01:07:25]  Yeah, when they were trying to find him, they kept Trump out because they didn't want him freaking out and blowing the whole operation.
[01:07:35]  Yeah.
[01:07:36]  I'm trying to remember, like, it was kind of sparse on details, but it was like, but yeah, it's like they literally, like, Vance was in the situation room, Rubio was in the situation room, and Trump was sitting there, sitting on his phone, getting updates every couple hours.
[01:07:51]  Like, like, like, like he's checking his DoorDash to find out when his tacos are showing up.
[01:07:56]  Right, exactly.
[01:07:57]  Oh, man.
[01:07:58]  He's just sitting there waiting for when the fajitas come out sizzling.

=== InfoWars and Sandy Hook (13:11) ===

[01:08:02]  You mean that totally not staged DoorDash where a random citizen just walks up unexpectedly?
[01:08:09]  Unescorted to the White House and hands him his food.
[01:08:12]  Totally unescorted.
[01:08:14]  Right.
[01:08:14]  This woman who just happens to have shown up at other high profile Republican sightings, too.
[01:08:22]  Yeah.
[01:08:23]  And absolutely no security to get into the White House.
[01:08:27]  Oh, yeah.
[01:08:28]  Me and Eric covered DoorDash Granny last week.
[01:08:31]  Yeah.
[01:08:31]  It's still fun.
[01:08:32]  It's still fun to talk about.
[01:08:33]  I'm sorry.
[01:08:34]  I'm sorry.
[01:08:35]  No, no, no.
[01:08:36]  It's cool.
[01:08:37]  But I'm just saying, like, that was a joke, obviously.
[01:08:40]  Yeah.
[01:08:41]  I mean, it was, yeah, and I don't think anybody thought it was anything but a photo op, but it's just great how even with a staged photo op, they still couldn't keep him on topic.
[01:08:53]  What do you think about men and women's sports, huh?
[01:08:56]  Yeah, that's not what I'm here for, Gramps.
[01:08:59]  Sorry.
[01:09:02]  Yeah.
[01:09:03]  Yeah, it's just so ridiculous.
[01:09:05]  But anyhow, to end the show on a slightly positive note, it appears that The Onion has actually bought InfoWars.
[01:09:14]  So, if you hadn't been following this story, I was hoping you were going to play your applause gif there, wave.
[01:09:19]  Yeah, I'll play that at the end.
[01:09:21]  I'll play it at the end.
[01:09:22]  I have a quote then, if you got it.
[01:09:25]  We'll do the quote.
[01:09:26]  I'll do the quote.
[01:09:27]  I'm just saying, like, so if you haven't been following this story from when it started a million years ago, basically, the.
[01:09:37]  So, Trump, Alex Jones had to put all his stuff into a conservatorship, and the judge.
[01:09:45]  At the judge that was running this conservatorship, then put InfoWars intellectual property up for bidding.
[01:09:56]  And Alex Jones and his buddies thought that they had set up a plan for Roger Stone to buy that.
[01:10:06]  And Roger put up a bid of like $1.4 million or something to that effect.
[01:10:11]  And suddenly a different group, headed up by The Onion, put up a bid that was basically like $700,000, but it was also like many million dollars worth of deferments.
[01:10:27]  From the money that Alex Jones owed the Sandy Hook families.
[01:10:32]  And so the judge was like, Yeah, the stone offer is more cash on the barrel head, but the info, the onion bid is worth more in the totality of what we're working with here because it's going to clear up a lot more of Alex's infinite debt to the Sandy Hook families.
[01:10:51]  So we're going to accept that bid.
[01:10:54]  And then Alex and Roger and all those people threw a fit because they.
[01:11:00]  Got fucked out of getting InfoWars.
[01:11:03]  And then one thing led to another.
[01:11:04]  And then a different judge overruled that edict and said that the auction was contested under like murky circumstances.
[01:11:15]  And they then voided the Onion winning the rights to InfoWars.
[01:11:21]  And this was, I mean, that was like six months to a year ago.
[01:11:24]  It was a long time ago.
[01:11:25]  And then basically the whole liquidation of InfoWars kept dragging out, kept dragging out, kept dragging out.
[01:11:33]  Earlier this year, Alex said something about March 7th was when they were going to get annihilated, and then March 7th came and went and nothing happened.
[01:11:41]  He, he, I mean, this is the problem with Alex is always the boy who cried wolf.
[01:11:44]  He's like constantly talked about how InfoWars was getting shut down any day now, and you had to go to his different stores that were not InfoWars related to buy your colloidal silver and your dick pills to keep him in the fight against the globalists who don't want you to have a large penis and also blue skin.
[01:12:04]  So, um, That was what was going on.
[01:12:06]  But then today it's come out that the bankruptcy courts have adjudicated that they are going to sell InfoWars to The Onion.
[01:12:19]  And apparently, this time it's going to happen for really reals.
[01:12:22]  So we shall see.
[01:12:23]  But at the moment, it does appear that the good guys have won and that InfoWars is now going to become some sort of left wing joke conspiracy theory website to ridicule the previous owners of.
[01:12:36]  Uh, InfoWars, yeah.
[01:12:37]  So, just as a quick reminder for people who might not know, The Young In is a satirical website that uh, it used to be pretty nonpartisan, but it's been going more left lately with all the insanity going on in the Republican Party, yeah.
[01:12:51]  Yeah, all right.
[01:12:52]  And then I believe Stephanie had something she wanted to mention about that, yeah.
[01:12:56]  Okay, yeah.
[01:12:56]  Let me just pull up my uh, my text message here.
[01:13:00]  Um, I hadn't heard about this when you guys told me about this before we started recording.
[01:13:05]  I uh, I texted.
[01:13:08]  My friend Lenny Posner, one of the Sandy Hook parents, and I asked him if he had anything that he'd like me to share.
[01:13:15]  And he said this was Alex Jones's plan all along, his exit strategy.
[01:13:20]  This way, everything was a joke.
[01:13:23]  So, you know, Lenny's kind of joking with that, but you can also, but Alex could technically come along and say, you know, this was my strategy all along.
[01:13:34]  I was joking you guys all along, you know, now the onion owns us, you know, he won't.
[01:13:39]  He's not smart enough.
[01:13:40]  But, you know, Lenny is happy about this, and I'm very happy about this.
[01:13:48]  And yeah, like, A little choked up, to be honest.
[01:13:55]  Because, you know, I'm.
[01:13:56]  Yeah, if it gives the Sandy Hook.
[01:13:59]  Let's see.
[01:13:59]  If it helps give the Sandy Hook families a measure of peace, then I'm all for it.
[01:14:03]  Yeah.
[01:14:05]  And the thing is, Alex would never be able to do that whole, oh, it was always a joke kind of thing.
[01:14:11]  Because when it first went down that they were getting bought by the Onion, oh, he had a fit.
[01:14:18]  He was so mad that that was what was happening.
[01:14:22]  And it wasn't just the fact that Roger didn't get it.
[01:14:27]  It was the fact that he was being bought by people who were going to take his intellectual property with the express purpose of ridiculing him with it.
[01:14:38]  I mean, he was really unhappy.
[01:14:42]  Yeah, they can't do like the insane clown policy and be like, yeah, we were about God the whole time.
[01:14:47]  Right.
[01:14:47]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:14:48]  Exactly.
[01:14:49]  The Dark Carnival was our version of Christianity.
[01:14:52]  Yeah, they're not going to be able to pull that off.
[01:14:56]  Yeah.
[01:14:57]  And Fago is the christening water.
[01:14:59]  Yeah, all of that.
[01:15:01]  It's they don't have that because uh, they were.
[01:15:05]  I remember like one time, like something happened, and Alex was like on the phone with Steve Bannon, and he says, and Bannon says something to the effect of, I thought Roger, and then like Alex like cuts him off, or Steve stopped himself because they weren't supposed to admit that it was an open secret that they were going to try to buy back InfoWars through Roger Stone to just give it back to Alex.
[01:15:33]  They were just going to try to circumvent this whole liquidation process.
[01:15:39]  And he was like, oh shit.
[01:15:40]  Yeah, right.
[01:15:40]  That's right.
[01:15:41]  I'm not supposed to talk about how openly we were going to defy this whole thing.
[01:15:46]  So, yeah, couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
[01:15:50]  Fuck Alex Jones.
[01:15:51]  And if you see an article on the New Onion about Hillary Clinton ethically sourcing her adrenochlorum now, it will probably be written by me because I had that story in my head from the original time when the onion got purchased.
[01:16:06]  By when the Onion bought InfoWars and didn't buy them.
[01:16:09]  I was like, I absolutely want to write an article for this new Onion.
[01:16:14]  And so, and I'm sure a lot of other people are going to take a swing too, but they're going to need content and I'm here for it.
[01:16:21]  So, yeah, I'm here to be a proud InfoWarrior in the near future.
[01:16:32]  Yeah, it's just, I'm just thinking back.
[01:16:33]  It's funny how he's like, because I remember like the young game would post art, have, you know, joke articles to be like, local police officer and his quest to find a reasonably priced riding lawnmower.
[01:16:47]  And now it's pretty much all political these days, but it is still funny.
[01:16:53]  Yeah.
[01:16:53]  And it's the right kind of, it's like what I think is the best kind of satire where it's like, it's just insane enough that you think it's real for a second.
[01:17:06]  And then you think about it and you're like, oh, no, okay, it's obviously a joke.
[01:17:10]  But for that one second, you believe it.
[01:17:12]  For that one fleeting moment, you're like, wait a minute.
[01:17:16]  I had made a post on Blue Sky the other day and it got a lot of likes.
[01:17:20]  And I was actually shocked by this.
[01:17:21]  And it said, breaking news RFK Jr. says he refuses to have intercourse with dead vaccinated animals because health matters.
[01:17:30]  And someone thought that was real.
[01:17:33]  And I was like, no, it's not real.
[01:17:36]  I think RFK has at least put a toe into the line of the Tyson Zone.
[01:17:44]  He might not be completely there yet, but there's that story about him severing a dead raccoon's penis.
[01:17:51]  Oh, yeah.
[01:17:52]  That's where they keep magic.
[01:17:54]  Yeah.
[01:17:54]  Well, they even had, I think it was an onion article actually, where it said, visibly swollen RFK Jr. says Americans aren't eating enough bees.
[01:18:04]  Right.
[01:18:05]  Exactly.
[01:18:06]  Exactly.
[01:18:09]  Yeah, man.
[01:18:11]  Well, congrats to the Sandy Hook families.
[01:18:14]  Congrats to Ben Collins.
[01:18:15]  Congrats to the Onion.
[01:18:16]  Yeah, I hope this time it actually does go through and it's not like last time.
[01:18:21]  I want them to own InfoWars lock, stock, and barrel.
[01:18:26]  I want that to be a thorn in Alex's side.
[01:18:29]  I want dumb stories from InfoWars to go viral just to really sink it into him that it's like, yeah, your baby's been taken over by the libs.
[01:18:40]  The deep state now owns InfoWars, and we're using it to make the funnies.
[01:18:47]  And again, I'm glad for the Sandy Hook families that this is happening.
[01:18:51]  Right.
[01:18:51]  I mean, it's so funny listening to him piss and moan about how unfair he's been treated by all that stuff.
[01:19:00]  Because when Trump went at him, and he was all butthurt when Trump made fun of him and went after him.
[01:19:07]  And he did his whole, oh, the Sandy Hook thing was fucking bullshitter.
[01:19:13]  It's like, sorry, big baby.
[01:19:15]  Even your orange daddy's fucking getting on your ass about Sandy Hook now.
[01:19:20]  You have no escape from your crimes even now.
[01:19:23]  Like your whole thing about Hillary and the Democrats did Sandy Hook to you because you were such a Trump lover.
[01:19:30]  Now Trump's like fucking calling you a piece of shit and saying that you should pay the Sandy Hook families their money.
[01:19:36]  Like you can't get away from any of it.
[01:19:38]  Oh, it's so delicious.
[01:19:39]  So yeah, it's great.
[01:19:41]  Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
[01:19:43]  It's the best.
[01:19:45]  So, any other thoughts before we wrap up this week's episode?
[01:19:51]  Well, I missed the date by a couple months, but I would like to announce that Rush Limbaugh has been sober for the last six years now.
[01:19:58]  Boom.
[01:20:00]  God damn it.
[01:20:01]  I literally tabbed out of the fucking recording room because if I had been there in time, I would have.
[01:20:09]  Oh, that's drum roll.
[01:20:10]  There we go.
[01:20:12]  There's drum joke.
[01:20:13]  That's the one that counts.
[01:20:15]  The rim shot.
[01:20:16]  I love that.
[01:20:17]  But yeah.
[01:20:18]  Yeah.
[01:20:19]  Fuck Rush Limbaugh.
[01:20:20]  And.
[01:20:21]  Boom, take that, Alex Jones.
[01:20:22]  You get the old one, two with him.
[01:20:24]  It's great.
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