Adventures in HellwQrld - Another Iran War Struggle Session
Aired: 2026-03-31
Duration: 01:31:24


=== QAnon Violence and Dementia (06:58) ===

[00:00:30]  The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
[00:00:33]  While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
[00:00:39]  Listener discretion advised.
[00:00:41]  Hello, everybody.
[00:00:42]  I am Mike Reins, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to a three-man pod.
[00:00:46]  We did it.
[00:00:46]  We're back.
[00:00:47]  I promise that the next episode will be posted this week and will be the conclusion of Q, The Plan to Save the World.
[00:00:53]  But this week, this episode, not this week, this episode, we got three people.
[00:00:57]  One of them is Eric, the Deep State Operative.
[00:01:01]  Adventures in Hell World.
[00:01:04]  And Estados Unidos.
[00:01:06]  I always love when I hear the words Estados Unidos, because it usually means the American soccer team has scored a goal.
[00:01:13]  And we're also joined by staff.
[00:01:14]  It's staff.
[00:01:17]  Hi.
[00:01:18]  Hello.
[00:01:20]  Hi.
[00:01:21]  I just heard a cat meow.
[00:01:22]  That was like timing.
[00:01:23]  It was like crazy.
[00:01:24]  Oh, that's Squeaks.
[00:01:25]  Hi, Squeaks.
[00:01:27]  I think she might have dementia.
[00:01:30]  Yeah, I was wondering, you mentioned that the other day.
[00:01:33]  How do you know if a cat has dementia?
[00:01:35]  Just out of curiosity.
[00:01:37]  She, she'll, we'll like feed her and then she's like, where's my food, bitch?
[00:01:42]  But I mean, that's also like cat behavior, but she's just been acting weird and like she like bit me for no reason.
[00:01:51]  I was like sitting on my bed crying the other night and she just reached over and bit me.
[00:01:57]  Well, that was her way to comfort you.
[00:01:59]  Yeah.
[00:02:00]  She's like, I'll give you something to cry about.
[00:02:04]  You're a little reminder that you're still alive.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:06]  Yeah.
[00:02:07]  Little pain to let you know, just remind you you can still feel exactly right.
[00:02:11]  So you get, you're getting some of the early knowledge fight experience where you get like some of the background cat noises.
[00:02:22]  Oh boy.
[00:02:25]  I'm really enjoying watching on.
[00:02:28]  I'm enjoying watching people on social media freaking out about Alex Jones freaking out about the Iran war.
[00:02:33]  It's so funny watching that giant dumb piss baby just like falling apart because he allegedly was all about the libertarianism and the non-interventionalism and I stood up against W in the Iraq war and blah blah blah.
[00:02:50]  And now he's trying to explain why going into Iran is bad, but it's not as bad as letting Kamala Harris be president because she would have been raping kids in the White House and sacrificing them to Moloch and all the rest of it.
[00:03:08]  And it's just I actually saw some Jill Stein voter who was like, Kamala would have been even worse because she would have been doing a better job in Iran.
[00:03:18]  Yeah.
[00:03:19]  What I love about that shit is why would Kamala have been the one to start it?
[00:03:24]  Wouldn't Biden have just gone in?
[00:03:25]  I mean, I had a Jill Stein voter on Blue Sky call me a Nazi.
[00:03:36]  Oh, Mike and me had a guy calling us a Nazi today.
[00:03:38]  Yeah, we had this guy that was like a Nazi bot.
[00:03:40]  Like basically, he was just like, you support, you support pro-genocide politicians and are a Nazi.
[00:03:46]  And in the back of my head, I just, I just had the line from Syndrome where it's like, if everyone's a Nazi, then nobody is.
[00:03:56]  And it's just, yeah.
[00:04:00]  My, my message to all you Jill Stein voters is why don't you really look into some of the shit that she actually believes in?
[00:04:09]  And instead of checking your brains at the door, why don't you really use your brains for once in your life?
[00:04:16]  But people are stupid and you'll always be stupid and you'll continue to be stupid.
[00:04:22]  So, you know, it's like I will honestly say that dealing with like intra-democratic left-wing discourse on social media is probably like, if there was ever a reason for me to leave social media, it would be that.
[00:04:39]  I just find this shit so boring and so aggravating because it's like, if you and I are where we both claim to be, we agree on 90% of shit, but you're furious at me.
[00:04:54]  You're just like fucking beyond the pale enraged at me over that last 10%.
[00:05:00]  Like that's the hill we can't clear me and you.
[00:05:03]  And it just, I just truly don't understand it.
[00:05:07]  I don't understand how you can look at what Republicans are doing in our country, in the world, all of it.
[00:05:14]  And you sit here and think to yourself, the real problem is, is that my candidate isn't going to win the primary.
[00:05:22]  And it's just like, I definitely will have a preference of a candidate in each primary as they come, but I don't care.
[00:05:30]  If they win and they get the D next to their name, I'm voting for them.
[00:05:33]  Just boom.
[00:05:35]  I will go there with my hair on fire.
[00:05:37]  Although the two people that are watching this know that I don't have any hair that could be on fire right now.
[00:05:41]  With my scalp on fire, I would go to the polling group.
[00:05:44]  Graham Plattner, boom, pulling the liver for you, buddy.
[00:05:48]  Love it.
[00:05:49]  Never, never had a doubt in my heart about the man.
[00:05:52]  All of it.
[00:05:52]  I don't care.
[00:05:55]  Yeah, my candidate for Senate lost the primary.
[00:05:59]  And I was like, oh, well, I guess I'm voting for the person who won.
[00:06:05]  Exactly.
[00:06:06]  No, exactly.
[00:06:07]  I mean, that's just it.
[00:06:08]  It's just like.
[00:06:10]  And, you know, let's, let's, you know, let's live in reality because that's where we live.
[00:06:17]  We try to fight for a better world, but we also have to accept that, you know, like the movie, reality sucks.
[00:06:25]  And we just have to accept that the reality of the third-party candidate winning is probably not going to happen anytime soon.
[00:06:35]  If you hear, no, see, go ahead.
[00:06:39]  I'm sorry.
[00:06:40]  No, if you care about third-party voting, if you care about quote-unquote more voices and all that kind of stuff, support ranked choice voting.
[00:06:47]  Like you have to get rid of the voting system in order to make third-party candidates not cynical ways to kneecap the people that are on the same side of you on the political spectrum.
[00:06:58]  It's just that I'm all for ranked choice voting.
[00:07:01]  I think they should, I think, like every four years I watch the mayoral election in Chicago and it's like, okay, we're now on the 15th round to figure out whether which one of these three Democrats and this one Republican is going to move on to the next round of voting.
[00:07:17]  Like, can't we just fucking do it in one election?
[00:07:20]  Do we have to spend two years picking who's going to be mayor?
[00:07:24]  Yeah, that's the other thing.
[00:07:25]  How about we do the Po Royale?

=== Trans Athlete Legacy Debate (09:49) ===

[00:07:28]  No, because I don't want Jake Shields to be my president because some roided out UFC Dolt is going to be the winner of that.
[00:07:41]  And those guys, I love UFC for the fact that When Rhonda Rousey was the new hotness and they had a woman that a big time woman as a draw, when Rhonda was bringing all that spotlight and shine to the company, her first opponent was Liz Carmouch, and Liz was a lesbian.
[00:08:02]  And UFC was just like, Yeah, we got this lesbian, and she's going to fight Ronda Rousey, and we totally support them in gay rights or human rights and all the rest of it.
[00:08:12]  And then the woman who ended up killing Rhonda at the end, Amanda Nunes, and becoming basically the greatest woman fighter in MMA history.
[00:08:20]  Amanda was also a lesbian.
[00:08:22]  So they had to be like totally like cool with all that stuff.
[00:08:25]  But now UFC is just like kid rock and rolling coal.
[00:08:30]  And like, and they, then they have Sean Strickland like doing promos about how much he hates trans people.
[00:08:36]  And they have moron fighters talking about, I don't know if Hitler was really the bad guy of World War II.
[00:08:42]  And then when they asked, hey, Dana, why did your fucking fighter talk about Hitler maybe being the good guy?
[00:08:48]  Dana's like, free speech.
[00:08:50]  Buy the pay-per-view.
[00:08:51]  Hope he gets knocked out.
[00:08:52]  And it's like, fuck you.
[00:08:54]  You run the company.
[00:08:55]  If you wanted to suspend that guy for being pro-Hitler, you could.
[00:08:58]  Don't fall.
[00:08:59]  Don't dive behind free speech as an excuse.
[00:09:02]  Don't fucking.
[00:09:04]  I wasn't born yesterday, buddy.
[00:09:06]  Yeah, I remember that was when I like this is before he really, really took over.
[00:09:13]  But I first started to realize that Joe Rogan and me didn't see eye to eye politically when he was crying about there being a trans woman in the UFC.
[00:09:22]  Well, there never was a trans woman in the UFC.
[00:09:25]  There was a trans woman in MMA.
[00:09:27]  Oh, well, okay.
[00:09:28]  Maybe I just assumed it was UFC because it was Joe Rogan.
[00:09:33]  And Rogan is now, could he be technically considered trans?
[00:09:38]  He just had like all of his, he just had like some weird blood transfusion things done.
[00:09:43]  I have no idea.
[00:09:44]  But no, Fallon Fox was a trans, trans woman who was fighting in like low-level stuff.
[00:09:54]  And she got a couple knockouts and her opponents did the whole, it was the hardest I've ever been hit in my whole life.
[00:10:02]  Like she shattered my skull with her devastating man fists.
[00:10:07]  And then she never went anywhere.
[00:10:09]  So I mean, like, it, if only, I mean, those two, um, those two women who like lost to Fallon Fox have to be like so mad that they didn't get on the uh Riley Gaines uh bullshit.
[00:10:24]  Yeah, I was thinking rift.
[00:10:26]  Yeah.
[00:10:28]  Be clear when I was saying Joe Rogan is trans now, I meant transhumanist.
[00:10:32]  I didn't mean, I wasn't thinking of a trans people.
[00:10:35]  I mean, I personally think of it as being subhuman, but yeah, yeah.
[00:10:40]  Uh, so yeah, Fallon Fox had six you have had six fights in MMA and uh lost one of them.
[00:10:47]  Uh, actually, Evan Smith stopped Fallon Fox by TKO in the women's featherweight tournament final of whatever company CFA was the name of the company.
[00:10:57]  So this unbeatable god of uh MMA because they transitioned, uh, got their ass handed to them in a fight and was beaten up, beaten to the point where it was stopped.
[00:11:10]  And so it was uh, and it was the featherweight division, uh, featherweight in uh women's uh fighting is I believe uh like yeah, it's like it's like 115 or so.
[00:11:24]  Like bantamweight is like 135.
[00:11:25]  That's what Rhonda fought at.
[00:11:28]  I mean, that's what I'm saying.
[00:11:28]  It's like it's like, you know, they're making it sound like this person was like, you know, Mike Tyson with boobs.
[00:11:32]  Right.
[00:11:33]  Oh, yeah, exactly.
[00:11:34]  I mean, that's the thing is like, you still have to make weight in all these kinds of things.
[00:11:38]  So, Yeah, Evans.
[00:11:42]  Um, I'm reading the Wikipedia page now, and Evans was a plus 425 underdog, so that was a big, uh, big odds.
[00:11:51]  Uh, so wow, this is hilarious.
[00:11:56]  Uh, apparently, Evans beat the shit out of her so badly, she like should have won the fight in the second round, but she didn't hear the bell.
[00:12:04]  So then the ref like pulled her off and she thought she won.
[00:12:07]  And they're like, No, the round ended, so we have to go to a round three.
[00:12:10]  And then she just like beat her ass again in the third round and stopped her.
[00:12:16]  So, yes, this woman definitely was dominating and just rolling over every opponent with her manly strength, right?
[00:12:22]  Again, this was low-level shit, and she lost uh to this girl.
[00:12:28]  And then, uh, Ashley, uh, Ashley Evan Smith ended up uh going to the UFC and had uh she ended her UFC career on a three-fight losing streak.
[00:12:40]  So, yeah, uh, man, oh, so yeah, she was in the UFC and she lost.
[00:12:46]  Uh, she went three and six.
[00:12:47]  The lady who beat Phelan Fox by stoppage went to the went to the actual high level of MMA.
[00:12:53]  It was immediately uh just uh doom obliterated by the competition.
[00:12:58]  So, yeah, Fallon Fox would have just won the belt immediately because she was a trans woman, and that's all that matters.
[00:13:05]  Uh, I saw uh, they made some new uh standards for the Olympics, basically, try I'm assuming to try to like with um Khalif.
[00:13:18]  Uh, I can't remember her god, what was her name?
[00:13:21]  Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
[00:13:22]  That yeah, the Algerian lady, yeah, yeah, who like hits uh, they were almost claiming she was trans, but she's got some kind of disorder or something, yeah.
[00:13:31]  Like, she, uh, yeah, she was, um, she wasn't, she was like, she's intersexed, like, she was like born, she was born with female genitals, but apparently, like, allegedly, I've seen no total proof about this, uh, that she had uh, like she has like internal testicles, which is like something that does happen to people.
[00:13:50]  And what's really funny is that I've seen a lot of people say, Well, your standard is, is what were you born?
[00:13:57]  And she was born, had a vagina, doctor's like, Look, that's a vagina, she's a woman, assigned female at birth.
[00:14:04]  So, by the bigot standard, that's a woman, and they're like, Wait, no, it's not because it's like, Well, yeah, I remember them making claims that like she uh like like they went and changed her medical records or something like that.
[00:14:18]  Yeah, it's called triptor, yeah, it's called cryptorchid, cryptorchidism, yeah, where and it's and it happens to some men where their testicles don't don't drop, it's not that weird.
[00:14:32]  Imani Khalif, that's her name.
[00:14:34]  Sorry, everybody, I'm putting my woke card in the shredder right now.
[00:14:39]  There it goes, it's shredded now.
[00:14:40]  I'm no longer woke, but uh, yeah, uh, yeah, but I bet if you asked any manga on the street, he could have dropped her name without even thinking.
[00:14:51]  Oh, God, yeah, those guys can't let go of anything ever.
[00:14:54]  No, oh my god, yeah, uh, just all of that.
[00:14:58]  Uh, I saw there's an actual subreddit called Enough JK Rowling.
[00:15:07]  This is like, please, please stop, lady.
[00:15:10]  You're ruining Harry Potter for us.
[00:15:11]  It's the worst.
[00:15:13]  I know, it's like everyone's talking about this new Harry Potter series coming out, and it's like, and I'm trying to be excited, but it's like, but she just rolling just, I, you know, I can't get past it.
[00:15:26]  That's my point.
[00:15:27]  That's the point that I always make about JK Rowling is that, look, it's, it, there is nothing stopping her from thinking these horrible things.
[00:15:40]  And, you know, you have a right to, she has every right to feel the way that she feels.
[00:15:47]  And nobody's going to stop her from having that opinion.
[00:15:51]  And, you know, I'm not defending her.
[00:15:55]  And let's look at this from a strictly capitalist public relations perspective.
[00:16:03]  She has a legacy.
[00:16:06]  And I always discuss it from this perspective.
[00:16:09]  She has a legacy.
[00:16:11]  There are mothers and fathers who would read the books to their kids and let's build the Lego sets.
[00:16:21]  And, you know, let's discuss the parables.
[00:16:26]  Let's, you know, Stephen King in his book on writing uses.
[00:16:31]  Oh, yeah.
[00:16:32]  He was, yeah, he gushed about her in that book.
[00:16:35]  And, you know, the grandparents would discuss it with their grandchildren.
[00:16:40]  There is a legacy.
[00:16:43]  If she wants to hate trans people, think about, and again, I'm not defending her hatred.
[00:16:52]  Okay.
[00:16:53]  I'm saying think about the legacy.
[00:16:55]  She created a legacy.
[00:16:58]  That would be like JRR token coming out and saying, hey, guys, guess what?
[00:17:03]  Burn the fucking forests down.
[00:17:06]  Boom.
[00:17:07]  JRR token out.
[00:17:10]  Like, you've created a legacy.
[00:17:13]  You should think about that.

=== Quiet Song Covers Sold Out (13:58) ===

[00:17:18]  And dumb bitch can't like just, you know, whatever.
[00:17:29]  Like, it's, she's just a dumb bitch.
[00:17:34]  And yeah, and that's something I've always struggled with: is the can you separate the art from the artist?
[00:17:39]  Like, like, uh, there's a couple bands because I, you know, I listen to heavy metal and they have a pretty sordid political history.
[00:17:49]  Oh, yeah.
[00:17:50]  Yeah.
[00:17:50]  Thank, thankfully, the white supremacists are mostly gone by this time, but there's, but you still got like, like, Megadeth will come on and I'll be like, and all I can think about is all the shit he said about Obama, you know, that kind of thing.
[00:18:04]  Or, or like, like Pantera will play, and I'll remember Phil Anselmo doing Sig Heils in concerts.
[00:18:13]  That's like one of the funniest things at my work is that every now and then American Boy will play, and I'm just like, really?
[00:18:19]  We're still playing Ye here?
[00:18:21]  Like, just like, what are we doing?
[00:18:25]  Why are we doing this?
[00:18:26]  I mean, that's funny because I never hear any of his stuff.
[00:18:29]  And I live in his, and he's from here, and I never hear any of his stuff here.
[00:18:33]  I wouldn't know a Kanye West song if he played one for me, to be honest.
[00:18:41]  You should listen to me and Haley's breakdown of Heil Hitler.
[00:18:43]  It was, it was great.
[00:18:44]  It was trenchant analysis.
[00:18:46]  Now, as a total aside, that was like super, this was super entertaining to me and exactly me only.
[00:18:55]  So everyone else keep ahead five minutes in the pod.
[00:18:57]  I'm just, I'm just making myself, I'm just giving myself a laugh here.
[00:19:00]  But the other thing that's really weird at my work is we play real songs at the casino all the time, just like the artist who did the song.
[00:19:09]  We play them.
[00:19:09]  We play so much Jua Lifa, your head would spin.
[00:19:13]  We play way too much Billy Joel.
[00:19:15]  It's like painful how much Billy Joel we play.
[00:19:17]  But we have the first artist, Dua Lipa.
[00:19:21]  Oh, God.
[00:19:23]  She is the yeah, she's a pop singer right now.
[00:19:27]  Man, I will post a bunch.
[00:19:30]  I'll post a bunch of songs in the group chat for you.
[00:19:33]  I say, yeah, I don't think I know a single, I've probably heard them, but don't know it's her.
[00:19:37]  Trust me, you've been inundated.
[00:19:39]  She is everywhere.
[00:19:40]  She's omnipresent.
[00:19:43]  So, but anyways, the thing that's really weird, though, is we have this, like this, I don't even know if it's like channel or something, but it's like we get these like weird coffeehouse mixes of covers of these songs, like these super quiet.
[00:20:00]  It's again, it's like a guy's in a coffee house strumming a guitar, just singing a song.
[00:20:06]  And we have like one of those covers of Billie Jean from Michael Jackson.
[00:20:11]  And it's like, why?
[00:20:12]  Why are we doing this?
[00:20:14]  We have a coffee house of one of Dua Libra songs.
[00:20:17]  We have a Nikki Minaj Starships coffeehouse cover, which is like, my God, what are we doing here?
[00:20:24]  And so it's just.
[00:20:26]  That one I know.
[00:20:27]  My goddaughter played it a lot.
[00:20:29]  Yeah.
[00:20:31]  Very happy with the MAGA turn from Nikki there.
[00:20:33]  So that's good.
[00:20:35]  But she was always crazy.
[00:20:38]  Like even like even before Trump ran for president, like she'd come out and she's like, well, you know, I have multiple personalities.
[00:20:48]  All right.
[00:20:49]  Sit down and shut up, bitch.
[00:20:52]  Like, seriously.
[00:20:54]  So, yeah.
[00:20:57]  Yeah.
[00:20:57]  So anyhow, this, this is the thing that happens at my work is this weird coffee house thing.
[00:21:06]  And then one day, a couple weeks ago, quiet coffeehouse, guitar, soft drums.
[00:21:18]  And it's just like so generic.
[00:21:20]  Like literally anything could be said after the, after these drums and this guitar come in.
[00:21:27]  And then suddenly this woman very quietly says, I'm only happy when it rains.
[00:21:34]  And I'm my head just perks up.
[00:21:38]  My ears perk up like a dog.
[00:21:39]  And I'm like, what, what the fuck are we doing?
[00:21:42]  And yes, it was just this super quiet coffeehouse cover of only happy when it rains.
[00:21:49]  And it was so bizarre and so jarring to me.
[00:21:54]  And then I didn't hear it for like a week.
[00:21:58]  And I was like, hopefully that will never happen again.
[00:22:01]  Cause that was so strange and so weird.
[00:22:03]  Just play the song if you're going to play it.
[00:22:06]  Why do this?
[00:22:08]  And then I'm just like, okay, maybe I, maybe I hallucinated.
[00:22:14]  Maybe, maybe I, maybe that was a false memory.
[00:22:18]  One of my last days before I went on my little vacation, my mom just recovered, is recovering from knee surgery right now.
[00:22:24]  So I'm like waiting hand on foot on her right now for the for the week.
[00:22:27]  Lucky me.
[00:22:28]  Those are my, this is my party time vacation I'm having right now.
[00:22:32]  But right before I went on my vacation, one of the other floor managers who knows that I love garbage like ran over to me with this monstrous sheet-eating grin.
[00:22:43]  And he was like, hey, Mike, did you enjoy the new cover in the rotation?
[00:22:48]  And I, like, if this was a comic book, I would have like just broken his neck with the twist motion and then just walked out of the casino and just left and never been, you never would have seen me again.
[00:23:00]  He, he knew exactly what happened and he put that dagger right in my ribs as hard as he possibly could.
[00:23:07]  And I was like, I guess they play this more when I'm not here.
[00:23:10]  Great.
[00:23:11]  Wonderful.
[00:23:11]  I'm glad that this is actually in the rotation now.
[00:23:14]  Like, it's really strange.
[00:23:16]  It's like, it's like, I've, because I'm the guy who knows everything about garbage.
[00:23:21]  I've never heard this song before.
[00:23:24]  I would prefer it if they did the Metallica cover because one time McCallica, Metallica actually did like an acoustic cover of only happy when it rains once.
[00:23:32]  Okay, I got to look that up now because I can't wrap my head around that.
[00:23:36]  It's really funny because James Hetfield just like wholeheartedly, earnestly does the song, and then after it's over, he like shakes his head and goes, That was garbage.
[00:23:46]  And it was like way to go, James, you scamp.
[00:23:51]  So, yeah, but uh, yeah, they got it's it's it's so weird because you know, they like he's got all these songwriting abilities, and like the rest of the group too, and then they make like these like grade school jokes about stuff.
[00:24:04]  Like, I was watching this promo video for their what's possibly their worst album of all time, Saint Anger.
[00:24:09]  And whoever had written the note on the piece of paper for uh Kirk Hammett left out the period, so they kept calling it stanger, and they thought that was him and Lars just thought that was the funniest thing on earth.
[00:24:23]  That's awesome!
[00:24:25]  That's so good!
[00:24:26]  Oh my god, yeah, that's great!
[00:24:29]  So, yeah, uh, so anyhow, pivoting back to things you people actually care about, you wake up, everyone.
[00:24:35]  We're gonna talk a little bit about QAnon here.
[00:24:37]  It's great, it's gonna be incredible.
[00:24:39]  Um, I hope I get some hate mail from somebody who just loves Saint Anger and can't believe I said that.
[00:24:45]  I have to assume that came that came after Lode, yes, yeah, because that like Lode is kind of like the divide line for Metallica because it's like the black album, and then I don't know if they did anything else after that, then they did Lode, and everyone's just, yeah, yeah, because like I load was kind of like where people were like, It's time to get off the train now.
[00:25:10]  Like, this, this is this is not what we asked for, so we're gonna people they were already losing fans of the black album.
[00:25:17]  That's crazy to me.
[00:25:19]  I lived off the black album.
[00:25:21]  That that was my jam when I was a teenager, yeah.
[00:25:26]  Like, uh, the black album slapped for me.
[00:25:29]  Uh, yeah, I never, I didn't really get into Metallica before that, um, but that's part of the reason why people don't like the black album because that's when they finally broke out into the mainstream, right?
[00:25:39]  Oh, yeah, I can totally get that.
[00:25:40]  I can totally get that.
[00:25:41]  They also kind of just dropped their whole thrash metal sound, which was like their thing for the whole decade before they had.
[00:25:47]  Yeah, I can see that.
[00:25:48]  I can totally, I can totally get that.
[00:25:50]  I, I, I, I think that's one of my favorite things.
[00:25:53]  Uh, go back to sleep, everybody.
[00:25:55]  We're gonna keep talking music for a minute, but I think it's one of my favorite things about garbage is that they were literally a studio creation, they were never out there like toiling away for like years and years before they got the big break or anything.
[00:26:10]  It was just like literally, no.
[00:26:11]  Butch Vig had produced Smashing Pumpkins and Nevermind and Nirvana and all that stuff.
[00:26:18]  And he was like, I want to be in a band.
[00:26:20]  And then, like, X led to Y, led to Z, led to them hiring Shirley Manson off of a tele off TV.
[00:26:25]  Like, like, there was a QVR for singers.
[00:26:29]  You could just like call up a network and be, hey, give me that redhead.
[00:26:33]  Bring her over here.
[00:26:34]  Get her in my band.
[00:26:35]  Thank you.
[00:26:35]  Pour for.
[00:26:36]  Yes, I'll pay for it.
[00:26:37]  I'll pay for expedited shipping.
[00:26:39]  We would like to get this.
[00:26:40]  We would like to get this project moving along quickly.
[00:26:42]  But yeah.
[00:26:44]  So I don't have to deal with that.
[00:26:45]  I don't have to deal with that.
[00:26:46]  This is when they sold out moment.
[00:26:47]  It's like, yeah, no, they had already sold out of the jump.
[00:26:52]  So yeah, that always makes me chuckle.
[00:26:55]  But anyhow, guess what, everybody?
[00:26:57]  We're going back to the gold standard.
[00:26:59]  We're doing it.
[00:27:00]  The Federal Reserve is dead.
[00:27:02]  It's all happening.
[00:27:03]  Yes.
[00:27:04]  Yay.
[00:27:07]  I should go to the soundboard more frequently and put in the clapping here to let everybody know that this is a great thing.
[00:27:13]  Didn't they like just try for the 10th time to oust Jerome Powell?
[00:27:17]  I'm sure they did.
[00:27:18]  And I'm sure they failed.
[00:27:19]  But yeah.
[00:27:20]  But basically, what is happening is our giant dumb boy who is our president and is great and good and beloved.
[00:27:32]  That guy is gonna put his name on our money and we're gonna get coins with his visage on them.
[00:27:39]  All of which I didn't hear about the coins part.
[00:27:41]  I heard about the dollar bills part.
[00:27:43]  Yeah, he's gonna sign, he's gonna like take over for the Secretary of Treasury or something and like have like the signature on the bill because he just wants to do that because he's a child.
[00:27:52]  They're also gonna make a couple like Trump coins so they're gonna be like commemorative.
[00:27:56]  I don't think they're gonna be like printed as actual like currency because it's illegal to be a living president and have like you can't be alive and have your likeness on coins anymore.
[00:28:09]  MAGA people uh, who are gonna be using their gold-backed cash because that's their?
[00:28:16]  Um.
[00:28:16]  This is the thing you have to understand, that these people have beliefs that are one could call them weird, which would be accurate.
[00:28:26]  Let's call them that.
[00:28:27]  They're weird beliefs and stupid.
[00:28:30]  And I just saw something in Forbes that the United States was declared and sold in.
[00:28:36]  No no, I have no idea.
[00:28:39]  I have no idea what's going on, but anyway I I, I love that you just like throw something at us and then be like I don't know what I read, but I read it.
[00:28:48]  So I was half drunk and probably dreaming, but I saw it.
[00:28:53]  Yeah yeah, that was how I felt about again, the coffee house cover.
[00:28:56]  I thought I was hopeful.
[00:28:57]  I was, I was very hopeful.
[00:28:59]  But the point here is is that Q Anon hates money.
[00:29:05]  They hate our system of money, which is known as fiat currency, which basically just means we say it's worth money because we're America and we'll kill you if you claim our money isn't worth what we say it is.
[00:29:18]  It's basically money by decree.
[00:29:21]  What Q Anon and morons like them want is a gold standard or something that backs the value of the money by some other property which we just don't have enough gold in the world to be on the gold standard and have our money do what we want it to.
[00:29:37]  But a million years ago, Q had a throw, had a throwaway q drop, where he said gold will destroy the FED.
[00:29:46]  And boom, everyone was all in, they all loved it.
[00:29:48]  They all loved the idea that we're going to have gold backed money and the Federal Reserve, which is an Illuminati plot, and also globalist banking, which is not a dog whistle for Jews yeah, obviously.
[00:30:03]  And this uh this, the gold standard thing.
[00:30:09]  Basically, the mentality here is that Trump would not sign these bills if they were fiat currency and they were worthless the way fiat money is.
[00:30:21]  So the he's not going to sign trash money, he's going to sign real gold backed money.
[00:30:28]  So that's how we know we're getting the gold standard back.
[00:30:30]  I love the mental gymnastics these guys have to do in order to fit reality into their little pocket theory.
[00:30:37]  Yeah yeah, it's incredible.
[00:30:39]  It's like truly amazing that like no no guys guys, Trump wouldn't sign the bad money with his name, right like he, he knows ahead of time it'll be good money before he signs it.
[00:30:51]  This, this is the kinds of leaps of logic they were all doing during covet, when Trump was talking about a vaccine and they were like he doesn't mean vaccine, it's like no, he does.
[00:31:01]  Operation warp speed was to get a vaccine out.
[00:31:03]  Lickety split, that was the point.
[00:31:05]  That's like how.
[00:31:06]  That's how this operates.
[00:31:07]  We are dealing in the real world and Trump is going to sign, like Federal reserve notes with his name on it because he just I just want to see my name on stuff.

=== First Amendment Mental Gymnastics (14:53) ===

[00:31:16]  I'm a big child.
[00:31:19]  That's it there's.
[00:31:20]  There's no deeper meaning to any of this.
[00:31:24]  Yeah it's yeah, that's.
[00:31:26]  Uh, it was what I said the other day.
[00:31:28]  Um, We were, uh, I we were talking.
[00:31:31]  I think it was talking about the Iran war and how he's eventually going to get bored and wander off.
[00:31:35]  And I said, that's what he is.
[00:31:36]  He's an 80-year-old toddler who moves from one toy to the next and leaves someone else to clean up the mess.
[00:31:45]  Exactly.
[00:31:47]  And that's the thing about Iran right now that has him so pissed off is that it isn't over already.
[00:31:55]  Like in his mind, he's like, I bombed them.
[00:31:59]  I did the thing I wanted to do.
[00:32:02]  Let's move on.
[00:32:03]  And Iran is like, no, we're not moving on, motherfucker.
[00:32:06]  We're going to keep this going.
[00:32:08]  And Trump's like, well, this is bullshit.
[00:32:10]  I don't want to deal with this anymore.
[00:32:13]  Like, he was on Air Force One talking to the press and he went on like a five-minute rant about the fucking building of the White House, the new fucking courtyard or whatever it is.
[00:32:25]  Yeah.
[00:32:25]  Oh, that ballroom.
[00:32:26]  Yeah.
[00:32:27]  The ballroom.
[00:32:27]  Yeah.
[00:32:27]  The ballroom.
[00:32:28]  He's just Corinthian columns, which are the most beautiful columns.
[00:32:31]  Many people are saying it.
[00:32:33]  Yeah, the most beautiful, the most beautiful columns.
[00:32:37]  Everyone says it.
[00:32:39]  And it's like, oh my God, it's like, we are on the cusp of sending ground troops into Iran to fight this war that you have said is urgent, that Iran would have had a nuclear weapon within two weeks if we hadn't stopped them.
[00:32:56]  And the press is like, Mr. President, how are we handling the war?
[00:33:00]  And he's like, Corinthian columns, the most beautiful columns.
[00:33:03]  Everyone says it.
[00:33:04]  Everyone knows it.
[00:33:05]  And it's just, could you imagine if we were under war, we're in war under Joe Biden and Biden literally talked about anything other than the war?
[00:33:16]  Like if he was at the podium talking and commander had run up to him and Biden grunted, was like oh, who's a good dog?
[00:33:24]  Who's a good dog?
[00:33:27]  Remember George Bush?
[00:33:29]  Remember George Bush?
[00:33:30]  Yes.
[00:33:31]  Remember how stupid he seemed.
[00:33:33]  Remember how now look how smart he looks now.
[00:33:38]  Well, yeah, I said that.
[00:33:39]  I said that in Trump's first term.
[00:33:41]  I'm like, you know, who really likes this presidency is George Bush because he's like, I'm not the fucking idiot anymore.
[00:33:47]  Yeah.
[00:33:47]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:48]  I'm not the dumbest president in our lifetimes.
[00:33:53]  Well, Trump once said that he's the same person he is as an adult as he was when he was five years old.
[00:34:02]  Like, you know, there should be an IQ test in order to be president.
[00:34:10]  There should be mental fitness tests to be president.
[00:34:16]  You know, and I just like, I just look.
[00:34:27]  I said, what we need, what we need is we need voters to actually pay attention to what the fuck is going on.
[00:34:35]  It's, you know, just don't vote based on vibes.
[00:34:39]  Well, no, I mean, a lot of them were paying attention.
[00:34:42]  They were like, you know what?
[00:34:43]  This is really going to make me suffer.
[00:34:45]  But as long as the people I hate suffer too, I'm cool with that because now I can say the N-word.
[00:34:52]  Yeah.
[00:34:54]  I actually have had arguments with people about the whole like mental health.
[00:34:58]  Like, because my problem is, is like, who administers the test?
[00:35:02]  Because if I test someone for mental fitness, I'm like, hey, guess what?
[00:35:06]  You don't qualify.
[00:35:06]  You didn't make it.
[00:35:08]  It's like, what's the, what's the empirical standard?
[00:35:10]  Me.
[00:35:11]  I said so.
[00:35:11]  I tested you.
[00:35:12]  You failed.
[00:35:12]  You don't have the mental acuity to be president.
[00:35:15]  Like, I look what Eric said is that what we need is an electorate that isn't filled with bullshit where people have this.
[00:35:29]  The real problem to me is the media, and then that trickles down into the voters.
[00:35:34]  And you just see it everywhere.
[00:35:36]  You see the articles about people saying, We are so back at the first Trump press conference after he took office again.
[00:35:45]  And all these reporters are just so happy that they call Trump on the phone.
[00:35:49]  They're like, Yo, POTUS, what's up?
[00:35:51]  And he's like, What's up, dog?
[00:35:53]  I mean, and just this idea that they love Trump because he's this dumb idiot that will answer their calls and say anything they want to them and give them like they're like, Oh, I got a scoop from Trump.
[00:36:05]  He says Iran is going great.
[00:36:07]  It's like, That's not a scoop.
[00:36:08]  That's you called the president on the phone, asked him a couple of fluff questions.
[00:36:13]  He gave you fluff answers.
[00:36:15]  He rubbed your belly.
[00:36:16]  He pinched your cheeks and told you you were a good boy.
[00:36:20]  And that was it.
[00:36:21]  Like, nothing, nothing of substance happened, and you're still happy about it.
[00:36:25]  It's like, no, like these people were mad that Joe Biden hated them and just wanted to do the job of being president.
[00:36:33]  So they did everything in their power to drive him out.
[00:36:36]  And then they were just like, ah, this Kamala lady, isn't her laugh kind of annoying?
[00:36:41]  Look at Trump.
[00:36:42]  He's doing the dance.
[00:36:43]  He's doing the dance.
[00:36:45]  Oh, they shot him.
[00:36:48]  Sorry, I had to get that in.
[00:36:50]  No, I hate those fuckers.
[00:36:52]  Yeah, I mean, again, I just, what's so frustrating about that to me is that these people, the people that vote third party, they're so omnipresent on social media.
[00:37:04]  And then you look at the actual vote totals and they're so small.
[00:37:08]  There's like, there's so little of them out there.
[00:37:10]  And it's just, you just have to, you have to understand that social media isn't real life.
[00:37:17]  These people don't have a movement.
[00:37:19]  They don't have numbers.
[00:37:21]  That's why they like social media because it lets them fight with people and it lets them represent themselves as though they are numerous, as though they do have support and numbers and that people actually care about them and listen to them.
[00:37:34]  And it's really annoying.
[00:37:35]  It's very annoying to have to deal with, again, with people that allegedly agree with me about 90% of stuff, but one issue or another suddenly makes it so that I'm a bloodthirsty, murderous Nazi.
[00:37:51]  And then he loves genocide.
[00:37:52]  I love genocide.
[00:37:54]  I wake up every morning.
[00:37:56]  Are those bot accounts?
[00:37:58]  What country are those accounts?
[00:38:00]  If they are real accounts, what country are those accounts from?
[00:38:04]  You know?
[00:38:05]  Yeah.
[00:38:06]  Well, that particular account that was saying that today, I went through their timeline and just reported them for spam.
[00:38:12]  So I figure Twitter can figure that out for me.
[00:38:14]  Oh, yeah.
[00:38:16]  Actually, let me see.
[00:38:18]  I said, that was one thing that was so annoying about that account was that every reply it had was two things.
[00:38:24]  Either calling someone a pro-genocide Nazi or calling someone out for using the R word.
[00:38:30]  And I'm like, how can you be so right on one thing and so wrong on everything else?
[00:38:35]  Yeah.
[00:38:38]  Sounds like a loser to me.
[00:38:40]  Oh, it's not you, them.
[00:38:42]  No, it's me.
[00:38:43]  I'm a loser.
[00:38:45]  I'm right there.
[00:38:48]  Yeah, it's just, it's just really frustrating.
[00:38:49]  It's just really, to me, what drives me nuts is it's just, can you not see how like it's like all these people who are like, oh, what did the no kings protest achieve today?
[00:39:00]  What are these people doing?
[00:39:01]  They're walking out on the streets and saying, I fucking hate Donald Trump.
[00:39:05]  That's the they're exercising their first amendment rights, which you supposedly like.
[00:39:10]  Oh, yeah.
[00:39:10]  Peaceful assembly enshrined in our constitution.
[00:39:14]  Oh, that was one of the things.
[00:39:16]  I just love that.
[00:39:17]  There's like so many.
[00:39:18]  I don't know what I don't know what bug crawled up at QAnon's ass recently, but there was like this random sort of, I hate Muslims kick these people got going on.
[00:39:28]  And they, I saw people getting all mad.
[00:39:31]  Maybe someone reminded them that Iran's an Islamic nation.
[00:39:37]  And they're just like, oh, they're Muslims again.
[00:39:41]  They're darn Muslims and they're Islam.
[00:39:44]  Yeah.
[00:39:45]  And I just saw these people getting all bent out of shape and stuff.
[00:39:49]  And they were like, Islam is not compatible with America.
[00:39:52]  And I'm like, it absolutely is.
[00:39:53]  The First Amendment says that all religions are compatible with America.
[00:39:57]  I mean, when you really think about it, like 250 years ago, a bunch of white dudes were like, you know what?
[00:40:06]  Fuck it.
[00:40:06]  Worship any God you want.
[00:40:08]  We don't care.
[00:40:10]  That is such an unbelievably progressive and liberal mindset to have about things.
[00:40:17]  I mean, it's just, it's insane.
[00:40:19]  The fact that like now, 250 years later, we have people mad about it.
[00:40:23]  People who are like, ah, those fucking idiot founding fathers, they didn't understand how these religions worked.
[00:40:29]  It's like, no, they did.
[00:40:31]  Well, the thing that's blown my mind is now you have people like fucking Alex Jones and other right-wing lunatics who are like, take the guns.
[00:40:42]  And I'm like, what fucking world am I living in that people like Alex Jones is saying, take away the guns.
[00:40:54]  Excuse me?
[00:40:57]  I just, we're, it's, I mean, they just want the guns taken away from the people they don't like.
[00:41:03]  Yeah, well, they want a political purity test.
[00:41:07]  Molan Labe, okay?
[00:41:10]  Is that how you actually pronounce it?
[00:41:11]  I always wondered.
[00:41:12]  I've only ever seen it written.
[00:41:14]  Molan Labe.
[00:41:15]  Molan Labe is how I've heard it.
[00:41:18]  Yeah, yeah.
[00:41:19]  But you know what?
[00:41:20]  If you guys can say it, we can say it too and try and take when they used to say, come and take it from us and see what happens.
[00:41:28]  Guess what?
[00:41:29]  Come and try and take it from us.
[00:41:31]  You'll see what happens, motherfuckers.
[00:41:34]  Anyhow, what I was going to say, no.
[00:41:40]  The John Adams, again, founding father, second president of the United States, signing the Treaty of Tripoli, stated the government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.
[00:41:55]  Just literally flat out.
[00:41:57]  One of the guys that was in the room when they were hashing out all these documents wrote that down to let people know.
[00:42:05]  And like people were like, no, fuck you, John Adams.
[00:42:08]  You're wrong.
[00:42:08]  It's like, well, I don't know.
[00:42:10]  What do you know about it?
[00:42:11]  What do you know about it?
[00:42:12]  Just because you wrote the Constitution doesn't mean you know nothing.
[00:42:18]  Yeah, well, it's yeah, it's just so funny that this is the mentality that we have now.
[00:42:25]  And I mean, again, you just, you have like these people who will tell you, you know, women voting was a mistake.
[00:42:35]  I mean, just all of that kind of stuff.
[00:42:37]  It just never, it never ends.
[00:42:39]  People hate progress so much and they work tirelessly to try to like reverse it and get rid of it.
[00:42:49]  And again, as I just said, like, as much as people hate all the various other amendments, they don't really care for the First Amendment either.
[00:42:56]  They're just like, you know what?
[00:42:58]  Like, the First Amendment was only about Christianity.
[00:43:01]  It's like, no, it wasn't.
[00:43:02]  Like, you read, like, Jefferson loved talking about fucking different religions.
[00:43:07]  That dude was just all about just like looking at the world as a whole.
[00:43:13]  The guy wrote his own Bible with all the magic taken out of it.
[00:43:16]  And people didn't like it.
[00:43:17]  They were like, hey, Jefferson, shut up.
[00:43:19]  We like the magic.
[00:43:20]  We like Jesus resurrecting dudes.
[00:43:23]  Like, put it in your pipe and smoke it.
[00:43:25]  And Jefferson's like, but the magic makes it dumb.
[00:43:28]  I like Christianity when it's like just based on morality.
[00:43:34]  It's like, well, tough break, buddy.
[00:43:36]  Tough break.
[00:43:37]  But yeah.
[00:43:38]  So just like this kind of stuff where you just have these people all bent out of shape over everything.
[00:43:47]  I'm seeing people getting mad because we're not doing the mass deportations.
[00:43:50]  They're not happening fast enough.
[00:43:52]  Or at all.
[00:43:53]  It's just they're like, well, it was more fun when I was like shooting people and stuff.
[00:43:58]  Now they're just hanging out in airports playing Angry Birds.
[00:44:02]  It's like, yeah.
[00:44:03]  So you're not going to, you're not getting anything of what you wanted from Trump.
[00:44:07]  None of it.
[00:44:08]  Exactly zero.
[00:44:09]  So great.
[00:44:10]  Congrats, guys.
[00:44:11]  You win.
[00:44:12]  You won the nothing, unless you're a rich person and you got a big fat tax cut, which most of QAnon is not.
[00:44:20]  Oh, wait, did Elon pay the TSA workers?
[00:44:24]  Like you said.
[00:44:25]  Oh, yeah, he'll get right on that.
[00:44:33]  Yeah.
[00:44:37]  This is the thing that they're just so stuck in this rut.
[00:44:44]  Sun Tzu, one of my favorite QAnon promoters, because he talks to me every now and then and I get to like tell me stupid.
[00:44:51]  He was like, yay, president, can we arrest somebody by now?
[00:44:54]  And it's like, buddy, you've been living this dream for nine years now with no arrests.
[00:45:00]  Even though your pinned tweet is still how to react when the arrests happen, which is just solid gold.
[00:45:07]  Oh, man.
[00:45:08]  How to react when Lucy.
[00:45:11]  Did he read the book that Sun Tzu wrote?
[00:45:15]  Because it sounds like he didn't.
[00:45:17]  He sure claims he did.
[00:45:19]  Yep.
[00:45:19]  No, he didn't.
[00:45:20]  But it's a very short book.
[00:45:22]  It's a very short book.
[00:45:24]  There's not much to it.
[00:45:25]  And most of it is just feed your troops.
[00:45:27]  I mean, it's not, I mean, it's like people were very stupid waging war back then.
[00:45:32]  Sun Tzu had to do war 101 for people.
[00:45:36]  But it's just so funny that it's like, buddy, we're nine years in.
[00:45:45]  You've gotten no arrests and you're in agony waiting for the big payoff.
[00:45:51]  And he actually replied to me when I said to him, Hey, when's the deadline?
[00:45:54]  And he said midterms.
[00:45:56]  He gave himself until the start of November for the arrests.
[00:46:00]  Yeah, they always got to pick something that's at least six months out because everyone who follows it will forget about it by then.
[00:46:06]  Oh, oh, it's bookmarked.
[00:46:08]  Oh, I got that locked down.

=== Peace Prize Photos and Jay (08:09) ===

[00:46:10]  Don't you worry.
[00:46:12]  The day after the midterms, that man's getting a reply and quote tweets and me tagging him in every post I have.
[00:46:20]  Oh, yeah.
[00:46:22]  We're going both barrels, baby.
[00:46:23]  We're not stopping.
[00:46:24]  We're letting that guy know that his failed prediction, which it will fail.
[00:46:28]  Don't you worry, don't you worry, ladies and gents.
[00:46:31]  Nothing's going to happen.
[00:46:32]  Nothing will ever happen.
[00:46:33]  So yeah, it's great.
[00:46:36]  But it's just to see these guys all like sad and like longing for a better day and all that kind of stuff when Trump is just crushing them time after time after time that he's the he's the peace president.
[00:46:55]  No more wars.
[00:46:56]  And now they're like, Iran had to be defeated.
[00:46:59]  We're taking out the deep state in Iran.
[00:47:01]  And it's just.
[00:47:02]  I love all these.
[00:47:03]  He had to start a war to stop a war, people.
[00:47:05]  Yes.
[00:47:06]  Yep.
[00:47:07]  Yep.
[00:47:08]  It's a rehash of the, you know, he had to roll out the vaccine to stop the vaccine from rolling out argument.
[00:47:15]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:47:16]  Exactly.
[00:47:19]  It's just this total hypocrisy.
[00:47:21]  Love, I just actually saw someone explain how after this war is over, Trump should still get the Nobel Peace Prize.
[00:47:31]  Extra Nobel Peace Prize for it.
[00:47:33]  Right.
[00:47:33]  Because this war is going to generate extra peace.
[00:47:38]  Tell you what, Trump, your Nobel Peace Prize is in this pretty white padded room.
[00:47:43]  They're on this nice little white jacket.
[00:47:48]  It may look a little uncomfortable, but I promise it's special just for you.
[00:47:54]  And all of your followers get the same exact jacket.
[00:47:58]  You all get special peace prizes because you're all fucking crazy.
[00:48:06]  I'm sorry.
[00:48:06]  I'm done being nice to these people.
[00:48:08]  They're all insane.
[00:48:10]  They all need mental health.
[00:48:12]  And I'm done being nice to them.
[00:48:14]  You're all crazy.
[00:48:16]  And you've all ruined this country.
[00:48:19]  And speaking of the peace prize, though, I just love watching the participation trophy haters handing Trump made-up trophies left, right, and center because they know it'll butter them up.
[00:48:30]  I was even saying, like, Iran should just give him the straight of Hormuz trophy, and the war would end tomorrow.
[00:48:38]  He'd be like, look, I won.
[00:48:40]  I got my trophy.
[00:48:41]  I won Iran.
[00:48:43]  Yeah.
[00:48:45]  It's just so frustrating that this is where we're at.
[00:48:50]  And you just look at the situation and we're just in this constant state of will they, won't they?
[00:48:57]  It's just like the ultimate annoying show mans on your show where the two characters just won't fuck.
[00:49:04]  And it's been seven seasons now.
[00:49:06]  And it's just like, God damn it, I'm done.
[00:49:08]  I'm out.
[00:49:09]  Where every day we hear new bullshit about how Iran continues, it continues to be bad or good.
[00:49:16]  And I can't get real news anywhere.
[00:49:19]  Like Twitter is totally useless.
[00:49:21]  Social media is totally useless.
[00:49:23]  I went on Reddit and Reddit is just, there's no like just place where I can get straight information about the war and what's going on.
[00:49:32]  So I'm just like stuck looking around waiting for what's going to happen.
[00:49:38]  Like are ground troops going to come in or not.
[00:49:40]  I actually my favorite thing that I saw was one QAnon promoter who was like, I was in favor of the surgical strikes, but if boots go on the ground, which I hope they won't, that's going to be a whole different kettle of fish.
[00:49:52]  And this guy is literally one of these guys with like Christ as his avatar and Trump is God's chosen warrior to save us all from the deep state.
[00:50:02]  And it's just, how can Trump make mistakes then?
[00:50:05]  How can you be against literally anything Trump does when he's your anointed champion?
[00:50:11]  Your Lord sent Trump into the arena to kick butt.
[00:50:15]  So how can you be like, Donnie, I'm not sure about this?
[00:50:19]  Well, then you're doubting God.
[00:50:21]  You're literally doubting your own God.
[00:50:23]  Jesus is looking up from heaven, looking down from heaven, shaking his head at you going, how dare you?
[00:50:28]  My war plan is flawless.
[00:50:29]  What is wrong with you, bro?
[00:50:31]  I mean, it's Jesus, the warmonger.
[00:50:35]  That's what the Bible doesn't tell you.
[00:50:38]  That's the Apocrypha.
[00:50:40]  The gospel, the gospel of change.
[00:50:43]  If half of Trump's voters were to just for shits and giggles, try, you know, maybe a month-long course of anti-psychotic medications.
[00:51:00]  I'll bet you they would stop liking Trump.
[00:51:03]  Just a bet.
[00:51:05]  Because a lot of Trump voters, and I'm not a psychologist, but I know mental illness.
[00:51:13]  And a lot of them have, they, they show symptoms of schizotypal.
[00:51:19]  They show symptoms of fucking targeted individuals.
[00:51:25]  And Trump just, the MAGA movement just encourages their mental illness.
[00:51:31]  Turn off the TV, log off the computer, find a hobby, go outside, touch grass, and try some antipsychotics and therapy, man.
[00:51:41]  You know?
[00:51:44]  That's the thing that drives me up a wall about all of this so much.
[00:51:47]  And again, everyone go back to sleep because I'm going to say shit that you've heard me say about a hundred times before, but I can't help it.
[00:51:53]  The fact that nobody in the fucking media will talk about the fact that Trump and this administration dog whistle and call out QAnon constantly, it's sick.
[00:52:04]  It is like the most evil thing in the world to take these mentally ill people, these damaged people who are in an internet cult and reassure them they're right.
[00:52:14]  They're winning.
[00:52:15]  The plan will see fruition.
[00:52:18]  You saw the department, I think it was like this, it was either the State Department or Department of Labor, whoever it was, posted all those memes of trust the plan, Patriots in control, hold the line.
[00:52:29]  I mean, this is, this is direct from the White House.
[00:52:34]  The President of the United States is doing this shit.
[00:52:37]  And it was the fucking bullshit they did like this week to get ready for their launch of their new app where they had the pixelated photos and the like photos.
[00:52:48]  I was actually wondering about that, the pixelated photos.
[00:52:52]  Yeah, that was all like a lead up to like a White House app.
[00:52:54]  It's like downloading.
[00:52:55]  Oh, no, I don't know, but I mean, I didn't understand the significance of the pixelated photos.
[00:52:59]  I mean, that would be like going to a therapist and telling your therapist that you're seeing people and hearing voices that nobody else can see or hear.
[00:53:09]  And the therapist leaning forward and telling you very seriously, well, maybe they are real.
[00:53:16]  Like, that's exactly what they're doing.
[00:53:19]  And it's the same thing that Jay Stu does.
[00:53:22]  Jay Stu has a shitload of targeted individuals that follow him and he encourages their behavior.
[00:53:32]  And that shit, you're that you're playing a game that's going to end.
[00:53:39]  And it's not going to end well.
[00:53:44]  Yeah, it's not great.
[00:53:46]  Everything about this sucks.
[00:53:47]  And that's the thing is that you, in order to stop this, you just have to be anti-Republican.
[00:53:56]  And it's so crazy to me that people find that to be a really high, really high bar to clear.
[00:54:03]  It's like, oh, man, I have to hate Donald Trump and vote for the party that opposes him.
[00:54:08]  I can't do that.
[00:54:10]  Oh, it hurts so much.
[00:54:13]  And where do you think we're going to go if you just keep giving Republicans more and more power?

=== Revolution Zombies Would Die (03:39) ===

[00:54:19]  How does this ever get better if that's the case?
[00:54:22]  And this is where these people get on their high horse about the revolution or some other bullshit.
[00:54:28]  And it's just accelerationism is the dumbest, most sociopathic ideology imaginable because if we did have quote unquote the revolution, beyond the risks of nuclear bombs going off and tens of millions of people being killed, even if we just had a conventional sort of guerrilla campaign in America, that would be so massively disruptive and damaging to our society.
[00:54:52]  And so many people would die.
[00:54:54]  And you're like, ah, it's worth it.
[00:54:56]  Because in the end, it's like, who says that the good guys win in the end?
[00:55:02]  Well, not only that, but who says you are going to survive this revolution?
[00:55:06]  Oh, I remember talking about this one time.
[00:55:10]  And I said that six months into the revolution, I'll be bleeding out in the parking lot of a 7-Eleven.
[00:55:18]  And someone replied, it was like, you give yourself six months.
[00:55:21]  And I was like, I'm being optimistic.
[00:55:24]  But it's like, yeah, I mean, the revolution is both never going to happen and B, does not lead to the good guys winning because the French Revolution happened and they guillotined everybody.
[00:55:40]  And then one of their generals started kicking all kinds of ass in Europe.
[00:55:45]  And then that general said, nice democracy, you got there.
[00:55:48]  Be a shame if something were to happen to it.
[00:55:51]  And he took the country over.
[00:55:53]  And then when he lost, the rest of Europe was like, fuck that democracy shit.
[00:55:58]  And made sure they put a monarch back on the throne.
[00:56:02]  So, yeah, no, like there's no promise you're going to get what you want, even if you try to get it at the barrel of a gun.
[00:56:10]  There was this cool meme I saw like a while ago.
[00:56:14]  It was like, it was like a walking dead thing.
[00:56:17]  And it showed a picture of like some of the cast of the walking dead and they're on top of the RV.
[00:56:21]  And then it showed like some of the zombies on the ground.
[00:56:25]  It was like, where you imagine you'll be.
[00:56:28]  And then there's an arrow pointing to the people on top of the RV.
[00:56:33]  And then it says, where you'll actually be.
[00:56:37]  And then it points to the zombies.
[00:56:38]  And it's like, yeah, no, you're going to be the zombies.
[00:56:43]  The likelihood of surviving something like that.
[00:56:46]  Just like, like, think about like, you know, some people handle inconveniences differently than others.
[00:56:54]  But I mean, when we lose power, and I'm like, fuck am I going to, what am I going to do without the internet?
[00:57:00]  What am I going to do?
[00:57:01]  Like, go ahead, go 10 hours without power.
[00:57:06]  Now multiply that by 10 weeks.
[00:57:09]  You know, think about it.
[00:57:13]  You know, like, like I would have friends who would be like, wouldn't you like to live back in the medieval times?
[00:57:18]  I'm like, no, because I would have been a fucking serf.
[00:57:21]  You know, I would have been working on a farm 18 hours a day, seven days a week for some guy who would stomp on me if he ever saw me.
[00:57:30]  Yeah, absolute bottle the system.
[00:57:34]  Yes.
[00:57:36]  Oh, yeah.
[00:57:37]  And yeah, and you die of an abscess tooth at the age of like 20 or whatever.
[00:57:42]  I remember like someone, yeah, someone was saying that like they had a teacher and the teacher was just like, hey, so what do you guys all would have thought your lives would have been like in the Middle Ages?
[00:57:53]  And people made all these comments.
[00:57:54]  And he was like, how many of you had strep throat?
[00:57:56]  They were like, five people were like, okay, so you're all dead.

=== Conspiracy Running Ride Brain (15:59) ===

[00:57:59]  So it was just like, and we'll just go from there.
[00:58:02]  And it's like, just, yeah, that's, that's how this works.
[00:58:05]  Just shit that doesn't.
[00:58:06]  Yeah, you would have died of a disease that doesn't even exist anymore.
[00:58:10]  Let's talk about syphilis and how the cure for syphilis was as deadly as the fucking disease was.
[00:58:19]  How there was no way to prevent it.
[00:58:21]  How women would die in childbirth.
[00:58:25]  There was no birth control.
[00:58:26]  Like that men could die from shaving.
[00:58:31]  You've got a cut on your face.
[00:58:33]  Like, no, no, fuck that.
[00:58:35]  I want to be clean, you know?
[00:58:41]  Yeah, I want to live to the ripe old age of 35.
[00:58:44]  Yeah.
[00:58:44]  Oh, yeah.
[00:58:45]  To dream.
[00:58:46]  What crazy dreams we have.
[00:58:50]  Just so silly to just, I just want, I just want to have boring milquetoast left center government running my country and for people to be left alone and to not have some moron podcaster running the FBI and Nazi.
[00:59:13]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:59:15]  And not having an anti-vaxxer running the health department and all the rest of it.
[00:59:20]  I just want quiet competency running my government.
[00:59:23]  And it's just like, yep, I, you know what else I enjoy?
[00:59:26]  Genocide.
[00:59:28]  I love killing people because I'm a monster that just doesn't want a bunch of fucking lunatics that again, pander to mentally ill people on the internet and rub their tummies and tell them everything's going to work out great.
[00:59:45]  We are going to turn all the money into gold-backed dollars.
[00:59:49]  We are going to hang Obama and Hillary.
[00:59:52]  We're going to do all these things.
[00:59:54]  We're going to expose that the 2020 election was stolen.
[00:59:57]  I mean, all of this shit.
[01:00:00]  I just love that.
[01:00:00]  Like, you know what Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing if she was president right now?
[01:00:04]  Re-litigating the 2020 election.
[01:00:07]  She wouldn't be fucking posting shit about how she got jobs.
[01:00:11]  She wouldn't be putting her name on the $1 bill.
[01:00:13]  Yeah, she wouldn't be putting her name on the money.
[01:00:16]  She'd just be fucking running the country and we wouldn't be at war with Iran right now.
[01:00:21]  Yeah, like I was thinking about that.
[01:00:23]  Like two years ago, I didn't know who the Secretary of the Treasury was, and I was perfectly fine with that.
[01:00:28]  Right, exactly.
[01:00:29]  Like, that's the thing is that under Trump, under in Trump's first term, we had this great lie in America that, oh, God, once we get rid of this prick, it'll be so much better to have a president we don't have to think about all the time.
[01:00:43]  And then it was just like, and then there was just a large section of America who was like, I want a crazy president again.
[01:00:49]  I want to wake up every morning and go, oh, what's that lunatic done now?
[01:00:54]  And it's like, oh, great.
[01:00:55]  That's why.
[01:00:57]  Why would you want that?
[01:00:58]  What are you doing to yourself?
[01:01:00]  Why are you doing it to me?
[01:01:02]  Just all of it.
[01:01:03]  It's just so ridiculous.
[01:01:05]  It's so insane that we removed this guy from power.
[01:01:11]  He launched a coup to keep himself in power.
[01:01:14]  And then so on and so forth from there.
[01:01:17]  I actually had somebody, it was a different guy than the guy that you saw me arguing with who told me, I'm like, I'm like, you do know that Trump did a coup to try to stay in power.
[01:01:28]  And the person replied to me and said, Kamala Harris accepted Dick Cheney's endorsement and he stole an election in 2000.
[01:01:36]  And I was like, I replied to him, don't blow your back out stretching that hard.
[01:01:41]  Buddy, buddy, like, again, the whole like the Cheneys, the Cheneys got it right.
[01:01:50]  That's, that should be, that should be your shame.
[01:01:52]  That should be all of your shame that Liz and Dick Cheney were like, Trump is so fucking bad.
[01:01:58]  We're voting against him.
[01:01:59]  We're voting for Kamala to stop him.
[01:02:01]  And you looked at that and went, fucking cucks, you fucking genocide-loving pieces of shit.
[01:02:08]  And it's like, well, there's a lot of dead Iranians right now that wouldn't be dead if Kamala was president.
[01:02:15]  All those people in Africa with USAID getting cut that died wouldn't have happened under Kamala.
[01:02:20]  But again, hey, your moral purity.
[01:02:22]  Ah, God, I fucking hate all of this.
[01:02:25]  I hate yelling at these people.
[01:02:26]  I hate giving them oxygen.
[01:02:27]  I hate all of this stuff.
[01:02:29]  It sucks.
[01:02:30]  It all sucks.
[01:02:33]  They'll never learn.
[01:02:34]  They'll never learn.
[01:02:35]  No, I mean, honestly, all podcast listeners right now, I'm going to be a better person starting today.
[01:02:44]  Anyone who talks to me about how they couldn't vote against Trump because blah, blah, blah, I'm just going to block them.
[01:02:51]  I'm just going to be like, I can't have these arguments.
[01:02:54]  I can't do this to myself.
[01:02:55]  There's no, there's, there's no, there's no good in it.
[01:02:59]  There's no result that matters.
[01:03:01]  So I'm just going to, I'm just going to put myself in an echo chamber.
[01:03:06]  Guys they have to like contort themselves in in order to prove in their own heads that Democrats are just as bad as Republicans.
[01:03:14]  I I don't have sympathy for them.
[01:03:19]  You know, you don't get to complain that you can't feed your family if you voted third party or you voted Trump.
[01:03:28]  You don't have the right to complain.
[01:03:30]  You don't sit down, shut up, enjoy the ride.
[01:03:34]  You bought the ticket.
[01:03:35]  Ride the ride.
[01:03:36]  Yeah, I get you.
[01:03:37]  But I mean, it's just, it's just so frustrating, it's just so silly that, like the, I mean, and what will be really funny is in 2028, when the rubber really meets the road on this, just watching people telling us we can't vote for the Dem because they're just as bad as the Republican, when the Republican is either going to be Vance,
[01:04:03]  Rubio or like Tucker Carlson or some absolute total nut just falling out of the sky.
[01:04:09]  Yeah, I saw one of those.
[01:04:10]  If the, you know if, if it was today, who would you vote for?
[01:04:13]  The primary?
[01:04:14]  And uh, like Don Jr was number two for Republicans, that'd be great.
[01:04:20]  I would love to go up against Don Jr.
[01:04:21]  Vance was number one, Don Jr was number two with like 21.
[01:04:25]  I think.
[01:04:25]  I don't like Rubio Rubio, manager nab, eight percent.
[01:04:29]  I think uh, Alex would never run because he would deal, because he already knows.
[01:04:34]  I'm kidding, Alex Jones is bloated corpse.
[01:04:37]  I'm yeah, he's yeah, that boy's in rough shape right now.
[01:04:46]  It's not going well for him.
[01:04:48]  Yeah let's, um i'm i'm, i'm praying for his good yeah, I mean uh, I was gonna say, come on brain, you can brain, but it's just, it's just really, it's just really funny that like, you're just gonna deal with so many people yelling at you for wanting to the Republicans to lose, and I just truly don't understand how that's a thing.
[01:05:12]  I remember um, I had a brush with this uh, in 20 uh 12 uh, when it was Romney and Obama and I had this, this woman who was uh, absolutely deranged, just completely gone uh, and who told me and I quote, and i'll never forget this quote that there really wasn't one red cunt hairs difference between Romney and Obama.
[01:05:39]  And uh, we went around the bush a bunch and I was like um, I told her, I said, didn't Obama and don't ask, don't tell.
[01:05:49]  And she was just sort of like, didn't give him credit.
[01:05:51]  And she was like, Romney legalized gay marriage in Massachusetts.
[01:05:54]  I'm like no, he didn't.
[01:05:55]  The Massachusetts Supreme Court did that.
[01:05:58]  And she was like, when it happened, when Romney was governor, i'm like yeah, and he fought it, he was still counts.
[01:06:03]  Yeah, he still, he still gets credit, he gets credit for it.
[01:06:06]  It's like no, he doesn't.
[01:06:08]  And then, but that was the thing.
[01:06:09]  It's like it was just this totally dishonest, psychotic way of looking at politics.
[01:06:15]  And uh, I was thinking about this because, like I was, I was actually listening to your uh Cue, How To Save The World, or whatever the it's called.
[01:06:23]  Yeah sure, but I was listening to it.
[01:06:27]  And uh he, they're basically, you know he's, he's throwing out that whole uniparty thing where it doesn't matter who wins, because they're going to do the exact same thing either way.
[01:06:35]  And i'm thinking about this.
[01:06:37]  I'm like then, what was the controversy in in the 2000 election?
[01:06:41]  Why did you know?
[01:06:44]  You know what why?
[01:06:45]  Why was all this foofor over whether uh, Al Gore or or Bush won?
[01:06:50]  If it was good if, if both of them knew that everything's going to happen the exact same way, no matter what right Was that part of the Kfabebe?
[01:07:01]  I don't get it.
[01:07:02]  I can kind of, and I, from having been and lived in the conspiracy theory world, I can explain to you where the, you know, how Alex Jones always says, I'm above the left-right paradigm.
[01:07:21]  And David Icke likes to call them the opposains.
[01:07:26]  And a lot, what the whole purpose of this, and they won't tell you this, but the ultimate goal is disenfranchisement.
[01:07:41]  I didn't vote in the 2016 election.
[01:07:46]  One of the reasons was because I, like everybody else assumed, Hillary the Quint.
[01:07:52]  But the other reason was because I was still deep.
[01:07:55]  I didn't come out of the rabbit hole until February 2017.
[01:08:02]  I had been taught by David Icke, by Alex Jones, by Jim Fetzer, by every other conspiracy theorist that I followed or listened to.
[01:08:13]  Again and again, it was hammered into my brain that the outcome of every election is already predetermined.
[01:08:23]  Both sides are the same.
[01:08:26]  And there's no point.
[01:08:30]  And again, here is where conspiracy theories are a real conspiracy.
[01:08:38]  The goal of that rhetoric is to discourage you from voting.
[01:08:45]  And if you remember, one of the biggest reasons why Trump lost the 2020 election because he told his voters not to vote.
[01:08:59]  He disenfranchised his own voters.
[01:09:02]  When you instill this idea of the opposite, of both sides being the same, of there's no point in voting.
[01:09:12]  The outcome's already been predetermined.
[01:09:16]  Then people don't vote.
[01:09:20]  Yeah, that was actually something I supported Trump on.
[01:09:23]  I was all for him telling his supporters not to vote.
[01:09:26]  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[01:09:31]  Yeah, this, and that's the thing is: I remember after 2022, when the Democrats actually gained a seat in the Senate and barely lost the House, and it was a far better midterm than anyone expected for them that Charlie Kirk and all of those guys were doing shows, and they would have people calling in and be like, Yeah, I didn't vote because it's all fucking rigged.
[01:09:58]  And like Kirk and all his co-hosts were like, No, no, our chickens, oh, they're coming home to roost.
[01:10:04]  No, no.
[01:10:07]  And it was just, it was just so funny that that's what's so aggravating to me about Trump winning in 2024 is that if he had lost, all these QAnon people just leave.
[01:10:20]  They're just fucking done with politics.
[01:10:22]  They're like, this shit's fucking rigged.
[01:10:25]  Like, you can't get a fair shake.
[01:10:27]  Like, they're like, fuck this.
[01:10:29]  And this horrifyingly problematic and damaging part of our electorate is gone.
[01:10:39]  They removed themselves from the electorate.
[01:10:41]  Nobody has to court their votes anymore.
[01:10:44]  And guess what's going to happen in 2028?
[01:10:46]  We're going to have Vance Rubio and all these other nuts courting QAnon.
[01:10:52]  They're going to be fucking posting shit saying, I'm the one that will carry out the plan.
[01:10:58]  But it's just like, oh my God.
[01:10:59]  You're going to see Marco Rubio on the stump yelling, nothing can stop what is coming.
[01:11:03]  Right, exactly.
[01:11:04]  Oh, my God.
[01:11:05]  Rubio 2028.
[01:11:07]  Nothing can stop what is coming.
[01:11:08]  Exactly.
[01:11:09]  Is it one of the things that they want, isn't part of this, like, the whole SAVE Act or something to make it harder for people in rural areas to vote or something?
[01:11:23]  Isn't that something?
[01:11:24]  I don't think that.
[01:11:24]  I don't think that's one of their goals, but that's certainly something that's got to happen.
[01:11:27]  And it seems like, and it seems like a lot of the people pushing the SAVE Act haven't made that realization.
[01:11:32]  Well, like when you're dropping a knife, you should kind of move your foot out of the way, you know?
[01:11:40]  Yeah, I've seen a lot of people put that out.
[01:11:41]  They're like, don't they realize that all these rural people won't be able to vote and those people vote Republican overwhelmingly?
[01:11:49]  Yeah.
[01:11:49]  Oh, yeah, absolutely.
[01:11:51]  Absolutely.
[01:11:52]  Because I don't know no numb better.
[01:11:57]  Because I was looking over all the stuff people are saying, and like, it occurred to me that, like, even I might have trouble voting under the Save Act because my ID doesn't have my middle name on it, but my birth certificate does.
[01:12:08]  So, so, uh-oh, they don't match up now.
[01:12:12]  That I've seen a lot of people talk about how you're probably going to need a passport to vote if the Save Act passed, which I got a passport.
[01:12:20]  I never changed my marriage.
[01:12:24]  When I got married, I never changed my name because I was like, that's a whole, that's a whole batch of trouble.
[01:12:30]  And also, I'm a very small person, and my husband's last name is short.
[01:12:37]  I am not going to do that.
[01:12:40]  No fucking way.
[01:12:44]  And your last name is Trump's, and you love the guy.
[01:12:47]  So why would you get rid of that?
[01:12:49]  You want to keep it.
[01:12:49]  It's Stephanie Trump all the fucking day, man.
[01:12:52]  Yes, exactly.
[01:12:54]  I mean, it's just, it's just this.
[01:12:59]  I saw people pissing and moaning and wanting to wall all of a sudden.
[01:13:02]  It's like, guess what?
[01:13:03]  There's going to be an election in 2028.
[01:13:04]  There's going to be more elections after that.
[01:13:06]  Politics never ends.
[01:13:08]  It's just this constant cycle, this constant churn.
[01:13:11]  And it sucks.
[01:13:12]  And it's just being involved in it for a long time bums people out and it burns them out.
[01:13:17]  And that's what happens to people.
[01:13:20]  But the problem is, is that for a lot of people that are really involved in this stuff, they're involved in it in a psychotic and mentally damaging way.
[01:13:30]  Like my pinned tweet that I have up there where Awakened Outlaw is busy scolding and then love bombing his audience for sticking through all these tough times we're in together, guys and gals.
[01:13:44]  And it's just, you're not going through tough times.
[01:13:47]  You're just dealing with fucking elections.
[01:13:49]  And your guy won.
[01:13:50]  Why are you mad?
[01:13:51]  Well, you're mad because Barack Obama isn't having his feet dangle in the damn Cuban twilight, as Joe M put it back in the day.

=== Hillary Clinton Loses Debate (09:36) ===

[01:13:59]  Well, I was saying these guys don't know how to be winners.
[01:14:02]  They're so used to being the underdog that they can't handle winning and they're not sure what to do with it.
[01:14:09]  Right, exactly.
[01:14:12]  They're the most pathetic winners I've ever seen in my entire life.
[01:14:15]  They're just losers.
[01:14:18]  Even when they win, they're losers.
[01:14:21]  And what you just said kind of unlocked something in my brain from because I, because again, we just have to live in this world where we're just constantly re-litigating all these elections and people are like pissing and moaning about, you idiots nominated Hillary in 2016.
[01:14:36]  And that's what you get from that unlikable Harry and bitch.
[01:14:40]  And I just remember that Hillary wins by 3 million votes, but she loses because we have vote points in score zones in America.
[01:14:50]  And that's the way God intended our elections to be.
[01:14:55]  And it's just so silly.
[01:14:58]  And our media, who allegedly is this horribly biased pro-liberal media in America, instead of talking about how bad our electoral system is, they just laughed about how that dumb bitch Hillary didn't campaign in Wisconsin.
[01:15:13]  And then, and the other part of that little twofer is, instead of going to all the liberal sections of America and talking to the people who voted for the candidate that got the most votes and are not going to get their president and finding out how much that shit sucks, we had all these goddamn MAGA safaris where all these reporters go to all these diners in Ohio and everything.
[01:15:40]  And they hold up the microphones to these salt of the earth, real Americans who...
[01:15:45]  you people didn't listen to us and we just we just want to make America great again.
[01:15:49]  So what's why we voted for Trump because he's going to turn things around.
[01:15:52]  And it's like, those people won.
[01:15:55]  You don't need to go talk to them about their feelings and what they're going through and how they're suffering because they're not suffering.
[01:16:00]  They got the dub.
[01:16:02]  They got a bullshit dub and we're and we still got to listen to them and pat them on their cheeks and rub the drool off their chins and let them know they're beautiful special people and that Donald Trump is going to make America great again and their politics aren't stupid.
[01:16:18]  Like the endless placating and pandering that the people that voted for Trump when he won when nobody on earth, you know who didn't exist during and after the 2016 election?
[01:16:30]  Hillary Clinton voters did not fucking exist.
[01:16:33]  The only two voters that existed in this world are Donald Trump voters who we needed to apologize to for not understanding their real grievances with how Obama ran America and Bernie.
[01:16:45]  Yeah, I'm upset because I can't beat my 14-year-old wife.
[01:16:51]  And Steph's opinions don't reflect those adventures in Hell World.
[01:16:56]  And Bernie Sanders voters who had to let us know that Bernie got jobbed by the fucking DNC.
[01:17:02]  They fucking rigged that shit.
[01:17:04]  And if he had been nominated, he would have won.
[01:17:06]  And Marco Barglan is just, you know who caught the most votes out of all those people?
[01:17:11]  Hillary Clinton.
[01:17:12]  You know who no one talks to?
[01:17:13]  Hillary Clinton voters.
[01:17:14]  Because fuck them.
[01:17:15]  Fuck you boring ass Normie losers for voting for that shrill bitch.
[01:17:20]  Go in the corner.
[01:17:20]  Go sit down and shut up and think about what you did.
[01:17:23]  That was the media's reaction to all of that.
[01:17:25]  And it's just like I old Papa Reigns.
[01:17:30]  Oh, Grand Pappy Reigns.
[01:17:32]  I lived through 2016.
[01:17:34]  And I was like the only person in my social group who didn't get bit by the Bernie bug.
[01:17:39]  Like everybody else I knew loved themselves some Sanders.
[01:17:43]  And I just wasn't feeling it.
[01:17:45]  And I mean, it was just like, yeah, I get it.
[01:17:47]  I'm good for him.
[01:17:48]  I mean, if he gets the nomination, I'll vote for him.
[01:17:51]  And it was just like this massive resentment inside my circle of friends when he lost to Hillary.
[01:17:59]  And just, I remember one guy literally the entire election was talking about how he wasn't going to vote for Hillary.
[01:18:05]  Fuck that bitch.
[01:18:08]  And then on election day, he broke down and voted for her.
[01:18:11]  And then when she lost, he went right back to being an asshole.
[01:18:13]  And it was just like, man, maybe if you'd carried that, like that, maybe when that fear, when the fear of looking at Trump and Hillary on the ballot in front of you, would it finally hit you?
[01:18:24]  Maybe if you'd thought about that for those like five months previous, you wouldn't have made a million social media posts telling people that Hillary sucks shit and how you can't wait for her to lose to Trump and get what's coming to her.
[01:18:35]  Like maybe that would have changed the vibe a little.
[01:18:37]  Maybe thinking, maybe thinking a little bit more about writing in Harambe for president and how stupid that might be.
[01:18:45]  Maybe if you thought that through a little, America would be in a better place right now.
[01:18:49]  But nope, nope, nope.
[01:18:51]  No one, no one ever gets the different, the right lessons from any of this shit.
[01:18:54]  It's all Bernie would have won.
[01:18:56]  It's all that shit 24-7 forever in eternity.
[01:19:01]  And it's just so frustrating because by the time we're doing this podcast next week, we could have thousands of American ground troops in Iran dead or wounded.
[01:19:12]  And all this other shit would have happened.
[01:19:15]  And the press is going to be like, Mr. President, what do you have to say about the massive casualties in Iran?
[01:19:19]  He's like, Corinthian columns, they're so beautiful.
[01:19:23]  The most beautiful columns you've ever seen.
[01:19:25]  Look at these gold-plated curtains.
[01:19:27]  Oh, this ballroom.
[01:19:28]  It's going to be so magical.
[01:19:30]  Yes.
[01:19:30]  And they're like, thank you for not throwing me out of Air Force One mid-flight, sir.
[01:19:33]  Right.
[01:19:33]  Thank you.
[01:19:34]  Thank you, sir, for giving will have a real zinger and he'll say, I didn't really like the casualties first album.
[01:19:42]  He doesn't have that kind of wit.
[01:19:44]  I, yeah, no, he doesn't.
[01:19:45]  But you know, that is one that is one thing that just drives me.
[01:19:50]  Everything drives me nuts.
[01:19:51]  Listeners, if you took a shot every time I said this drives me nuts this week, you'd be dead.
[01:19:56]  You would have died.
[01:19:56]  I apologize.
[01:19:57]  The Adventures in Hell World drinking game is a bad idea.
[01:20:01]  But I just remember Adventures in Hell World does not condone drinking.
[01:20:05]  No, we don't.
[01:20:06]  I'm a teetotaler.
[01:20:08]  I haven't touched alcohol in my life.
[01:20:09]  But anyhow, what I was going to say is, I remember someone did false captions of Trump on the campaign trail in 2024 talking about the Panera death lemonade.
[01:20:25]  And it was just like, in Joe Biden's America, we give you lemons and the lemons kill you.
[01:20:30]  And someone replied to that tweet and said, Please tell me this is real.
[01:20:35]  And I was like, why?
[01:20:36]  Why do you want Donald Trump to be witty and funny?
[01:20:39]  What the fuck?
[01:20:40]  What hole in your soul gets filled by knowing that Donald Trump is capable of zingers?
[01:20:45]  And also, spoiler alert, it wasn't real because Donald Trump isn't up on topical shit.
[01:20:51]  He's not friendly and relevant.
[01:20:54]  He was busy on the campaign trail talking about Hannibal Lecter.
[01:20:57]  He was talking about Arnold Palmer's dick.
[01:20:59]  I mean, like, this was the guy.
[01:21:01]  This was their candidate.
[01:21:03]  And I got to go online and listen to people talk to me about how Kamala Harris ran the bad campaign.
[01:21:09]  And it's like, yeah, because she didn't have keen insights into how powerful Arnold Palmer Schlong was.
[01:21:16]  And she didn't talk about Hannibal Lecter enough, but the trenchant analysis of American political discourse that Trump was giving.
[01:21:22]  Yes, if only she had debated batteries versus sharks, even once.
[01:21:27]  Right.
[01:21:29]  This is what the American people cared about.
[01:21:31]  If only she'd worked at a McDonald's for a half hour as a photo op.
[01:21:37]  If only she'd gotten shot at.
[01:21:39]  That would have.
[01:21:39]  I mean, like, it's just, if only she'd crushed Donald Trump in a debate.
[01:21:43]  Oh, wait, she did.
[01:21:44]  And then he begged off and never did any more debates.
[01:21:46]  And our media said that was savvy.
[01:21:48]  That was a savvy thing for Trump to do.
[01:21:50]  Instead of calling him a fucking coward, and if you can't debate Kamala Harris on that stage, how can you handle Xi Ji Ping at the negotiating table?
[01:21:59]  Which is literally what happens to every other candidate who loses a debate.
[01:22:03]  That's how they get like raked over the coals.
[01:22:06]  But Donald Trump gets mauled in a debate, says they're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs, says he has the concepts of a plan for healthcare.
[01:22:14]  Totally disqualifying statements into the memory hole immediately.
[01:22:18]  Fuck you.
[01:22:18]  Fuck you.
[01:22:19]  We're getting this slob across the finish line no matter what it takes because he's entertaining to us.
[01:22:25]  He answers the phone for us.
[01:22:27]  And the black lady is shrill.
[01:22:29]  We don't like her.
[01:22:30]  I know this Trump Trump has like a career-ending moment once a week and it's forgotten by the next day.
[01:22:39]  Right.
[01:22:39]  He just fucks up left, right, and center.
[01:22:42]  And it doesn't matter.
[01:22:43]  It has no impact on him whatsoever because our press loves the man.
[01:22:48]  I think it was like Samantha Wolfe, one of the White House correspondents, Dinners was just like said, she said it.
[01:22:54]  She said, like, the press hating Trump is Kayfay.
[01:22:56]  It's bullshit.
[01:22:57]  Like, you guys love him.
[01:22:58]  You created him.
[01:22:59]  He makes you money.
[01:23:00]  And that's why you do this.
[01:23:02]  And yeah, all of it.
[01:23:04]  It's all of it.
[01:23:04]  So, yeah.
[01:23:05]  I mean, so tiring.
[01:23:08]  It's so frustrating.
[01:23:10]  And we've got three more years of this.
[01:23:13]  It's going to go great.
[01:23:15]  I just wanted to say that my yokelization, I didn't want to imply that all Southerners are like that because they are not.
[01:23:27]  Because some Southerners did vote for Kamala.
[01:23:32]  So not all Southerners are like that.

=== Ice Cream Medication Leash (05:36) ===

[01:23:36]  But yeah.
[01:23:38]  And also in the news, another pardoned January 6th defendant was caught with child pornography.
[01:23:46]  Yay, Trump for pardoning those guys.
[01:23:51]  So yeah, I was, that's what I was saying.
[01:23:53]  It's like, on the one hand, I'm glad these guys are putting themselves back in jail.
[01:23:56]  But on the other hand, I, you know, wish they weren't out in public doing damage in the meantime.
[01:24:03]  Yep.
[01:24:07]  It's magical.
[01:24:08]  It's all magical.
[01:24:09]  Any closing thoughts before we limp across the finish line this week?
[01:24:15]  The weather's nice out.
[01:24:16]  I'm doing some gardening.
[01:24:18]  So, you know, just this is this is my zen.
[01:24:21]  It's yeah, it was really, it was really funny.
[01:24:24]  Last three days were in the 40s here.
[01:24:27]  And today it's 67 right now.
[01:24:30]  It is officially nice out.
[01:24:32]  Yeah, I'm actually wearing shorts.
[01:24:33]  It's for like the first for the first time all year.
[01:24:36]  It's uh it uh my closing story will be uh so I was on I'm on Wagovi because I'm a I'm a big fat boy as QAnon has reminded me constantly.
[01:24:50]  And uh I was taking like the 1.5 milligram dose and then the four milligram dose.
[01:24:56]  And I'm like, this shit's like a fucking placebo.
[01:24:59]  This ain't doing anything to me.
[01:25:00]  I just got on the nine milligram dose like this week and it's hitting.
[01:25:05]  Like I like I today, like I had had it hit me before in a previous time I went out and got some food.
[01:25:13]  So today I'm like, I'm going to get myself some Chick-fil-A.
[01:25:15]  And I'm like, usually I get like a chicken sandwich, some fries, and then some chicken strips.
[01:25:20]  And I was like, I want some pizza.
[01:25:22]  So I'm going to lay off the chicken strips today.
[01:25:24]  So I have some room for the pizza afterwards.
[01:25:26]  And I just had the chicken, the fries, my bottle of water.
[01:25:30]  And I was like, I don't even have room for the pizza now.
[01:25:33]  I'm actually full full.
[01:25:35]  Isn't it great?
[01:25:36]  Isn't it great that feeling where you're like, I want to eat so much?
[01:25:40]  And they're like, oh, it's room.
[01:25:44]  I know.
[01:25:44]  My doctor said the same thing to me, too.
[01:25:46]  With, well, I've taken the shot version of Govie, but when I was ready to go for the third step, she's like, this is where you really start noticing it with this dosage.
[01:25:55]  Yeah.
[01:25:55]  Like, it's really, it's really funny because, again, I'm off this week taking care of my mom from her knee replacement.
[01:26:04]  And so I was like, hey, L, you want to hang out?
[01:26:06]  And he was like, yeah.
[01:26:07]  And like, it was, we were like making plans.
[01:26:09]  We're going to hang out on Wednesday.
[01:26:10]  And like, we usually go to the Texas Roadhouse.
[01:26:12]  And now I'm like, in the back of my head, I'm like, I don't even know what I'm going to order now.
[01:26:16]  I'm like, give me a tiny steak, please.
[01:26:19]  Because usually I'm at the Texas Roadhouse.
[01:26:20]  I'm just like, just give me all the food and just vacuum it up.
[01:26:24]  And I'm just like, and now I'm like, fuck, like, I'm probably going to be halfway through my steak.
[01:26:29]  And my body's going to be like, we're done here.
[01:26:31]  Congratulations.
[01:26:32]  I'm very happy for you.
[01:26:34]  And that, I know, that's that.
[01:26:37]  And I'm on a different medication, but I, um, and apparently I was like, when I had to go to urgent care last week, they're like, oh, yeah, you're extremely constipated.
[01:26:46]  So that plus like the weight loss medication, I'm down to like 122.
[01:26:53]  Wow, yeah, I mean, like, I haven't, yeah, I haven't lost any weight yet, but like, that's like, I'm, I'm sure that's coming down the pike because uh, like, I will be um, yeah, once they move you out to the big boy dosage, then you start feeling it, right?
[01:27:09]  Oh, okay.
[01:27:09]  Well, the vote, the dosage after nine is 25, so that's like a nuclear bomb to all three of us because there is nothing better than that feeling of like where you're like, you know, because there's a Baskin Robbins like two blocks from our house, and it would always taunt me.
[01:27:28]  And I'm like, you know, if I want to get some bubblegum fucking ice cream, I can do that now because I'm exercising and I'm on this medication.
[01:27:37]  I can do that now.
[01:27:38]  Yeah, that's the thing that's really funny.
[01:27:40]  It's like, like all weekend long, I haven't gone to the, there's this ice cream joint near me called Richardson's Dairy, and I didn't go because if it is remotely close, like if the, if it gets to 50 degrees or higher, you are waiting 25 minutes or more in line on the weekends to get your ice cream because it is just like that that place like literally prints money.
[01:28:02]  It is insane how popular they are.
[01:28:05]  And again, I'm sitting here like right now.
[01:28:08]  I'm like, yeah, it's like six o'clock on a Monday.
[01:28:10]  I could go get some ice cream.
[01:28:11]  And I'm like, how much ice cream am I actually going to get?
[01:28:13]  Because like if I'm, I'm halfway through my hot front Sunday and the fullness hits.
[01:28:18]  Like, when am I going to, it's really funny.
[01:28:21]  It's just like, I needed this for my health, but at the same time, it's just kind of like, I'm now being put on like a eating leash where it's just sort of like, hey, we're done here.
[01:28:30]  I'm like, no, there's more.
[01:28:32]  And he's like, no, Do not stuff more ice cream down your pie hole, you swab.
[01:28:39]  And it's just like, oh, oh.
[01:28:42]  Yeah, there's like, there's this place near my house that's famous for its Italian beef.
[01:28:46]  And if you're not from Chicago, you have no idea what I'm talking about, but trust me, it is, it is one of the most incredible foodstuffs ever.
[01:28:54]  But like, it's the same thing.
[01:28:55]  And it's like, you know, most of the time, like, the line is wrapped around the block to get it to get into this place.
[01:29:00]  And I would go there and usually it was like, I would get like, I would get three beefs, one for my wife, one for me, and then we'd split the other one.
[01:29:09]  And now it's like, I don't even know if I'm going to be able to finish this one.

=== Five Guys Small Fry Org (02:11) ===

[01:29:12]  Right.
[01:29:13]  Exactly.
[01:29:14]  You're like, can I get a small beef?
[01:29:16]  And they're just like, Philistine, how dare you?
[01:29:18]  Yeah.
[01:29:19]  And then it's like, and it's like, it's one of those places where like you, you order a fry and they just, they just dump it into the bag.
[01:29:26]  They just, they just do the five guys.
[01:29:27]  They just like, yeah.
[01:29:29]  Like that's what I think that's my favorite thing in the world is like back when everyone was posting their fucking uh receipts for food to show how Biden was destroying our economy.
[01:29:40]  And people were like, I got a burger and fries in five guys.
[01:29:42]  What the fuck?
[01:29:43]  And they'd have like large fry lists.
[01:29:45]  It's like, why would you ever order anything but a small fry for five guys?
[01:29:49]  What the fuck are you doing?
[01:29:51]  Have you never been to a five guys before in your life?
[01:29:53]  Do you not know what a small fry is in five guys?
[01:29:56]  Like small fry feeds four, medium feeds six.
[01:30:01]  Large if you have 10 or more in your party.
[01:30:04]  I mean, like, what are we, what are we fucking doing here, buddy?
[01:30:07]  I know.
[01:30:07]  I remember this one guy who was who was complaining about like, you know, it was the same thing.
[01:30:11]  He was, he was bitching about beef prices under Biden.
[01:30:14]  And somebody's like, did you think we would have noticed that you got prime rib?
[01:30:18]  Yeah, exactly.
[01:30:20]  Exactly.
[01:30:22]  Literally the most expensive cut of beef you can find.
[01:30:25]  Right.
[01:30:26]  What the fuck is Biden doing to my fucking wallet?
[01:30:28]  And it's like, sir, that's like grade A5 wagu beef.
[01:30:35]  I can actually see the Japanese sous chef behind you preparing it, fresh from the island.
[01:30:41]  Just like, like, fuck you.
[01:30:46]  Okay.
[01:30:47]  Well, 90, we made it to 90 minutes.
[01:30:49]  I don't know if you, the listener, did, but we did.
[01:30:51]  So that's it.
[01:30:52]  We're out of here.
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