Mike Raines analyzes Joe M's viral "The Plan to Save the World" video, exposing how this South African internet personality recruited followers by blaming elites like the Rothschilds and Vatican for societal decay. The segment critiques the narrative's reliance on anti-Semitic tropes regarding financial control and its dismissal of scientific consensus, such as moon landings, while highlighting how the theory weaponizes racial and generational divisions to foster hopelessness. Ultimately, Raines dismantles the cartoonish logic of the conspiracy, asserting that Oswald acted alone in JFK's assassination and rejecting the premise that systemic issues stem solely from deliberate evil rather than complex human nature. [Automatically generated summary]
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Hello, everyone.
Mike Raines, aka Pilgrim Politics here, and wanted to do some QAnon origin stuff today because, I mean, we got Iraq, we got the Save Act, we got all that fun stuff going on, but it's all sort of percolating.
It's all sort of working its way through the system, as it were.
And so basically right now, because we're in this kind of state of abeyance, I was like, you know what?
We should, what I want to do, I want to talk about the plan.
And by that, I mean Q, the plan to save the world, the quote-unquote documentary by Joe M that went viral and really helped push early QAnon into becoming a bigger, bolder, more terrible movement.
Now, you might be wondering who is Joe M if you haven't followed QAnon from the start.
Joe M was one of the original QAnon promoters.
He was a bloodthirsty lunatic from South Africa who really loved talking about the murder of Hillary Clinton and all the others.
The man had quite a few terrens of phrases, my favorite of which was feet dangling in the damp Cuban twilight, talking about hanging people at Guantanamo.
And he really relished that kind of stuff.
This was a dude who was really into the visceral nature of killing his enemies.
And Joe made this video.
It's a 13-minute long video.
It's not very long.
I'm going to probably do two parts for this, probably do like a half hour each side, somewhere around there, because I think this is very important to break down and realize what QAnon was and what it was doing at the start.
What was the idea?
What was the hope for this whole thing?
And that's what I'm going to talk about as we go through this.
And now, one of the other things I wanted to mention also is that no one has ever claimed that Joe M was a big time person.
No one's ever said he was Michael Flynn or Steve Bannon or any of the other supposed big bads that created QAnon.
Joe M was just Joe M.
And the main reason why we know he was South African was because his original handle was Joe Marzipose, which is like a South African insult that kind of means your mom's vagina.
And when people brought up the fact that like that's what his name meant, he decided he didn't want to be so obviously South African.
So he shortened his name to Joe M from Joe Marzipose.
So that was that.
That's the thing about QAnon that is very interesting to me is that everyone always talks about, oh, it was Michael Flynn.
Oh, it was Steve Bennon.
Oh, it was all these.
It was some big, powerful wizard of Oz working behind the curtain.
And then when you get to the actual people that were promoting it, it was just nobodies.
It was just these random people on the internet who got popular inside the conspiracy theory community.
And Joe M basically gave up when Biden got sworn in.
He spent a long time after Biden won the election screaming and yelling about how Biden would never take office.
And then on January 20th, when Biden did, in fact, take the oath and did become the president, that was kind of it.
He just sort of, he tapped out.
He couldn't take it.
I remember seeing like Prang Medic messaging something about, yeah, I talked to Joe recently.
He was doing okay.
Maybe he'll come back.
But that was when the fun ended for Joe was Biden getting in.
He hasn't been able to rekindle the magic since Trump became president again.
So this video was released sometime in 2018, I believe like early 2018, kind of like when there was still hope in QAnon that something was going to ever happen.
Q was still posting cue jobs.
It was very exciting.
And so we're going to go through this whole thing, the whole 13 minutes and change.
I'm just going to play a clip, pause it, talk about what the clip said, and just keep doing that until I've chewed through the whole 13 minutes.
We'll see how far I get on this one.
If I might get the whole thing done, but I kind of want to give it some room to breathe.
I have a lot of things to say about what Joe is saying and how this relates to QAnon and Illuminati and all that kind of stuff.
So without further ado, let's start doing Joe M talking about the plan.
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Have you ever wondered why we go to war or why you never seem to be able to get out of debt?
Why there's poverty, division, and crime?
What if I told you there was a reason for it all?
What if I told you it was done on purpose?
What if I told you that those who were corrupting the world, poisoning our food, and igniting conflict were themselves about to be permanently eradicated from the earth?
So this is the open, which I got to say is very funny that it begins by, do you wonder why we go to war?
And now we're at war thanks to Donald Trump, the guy that is the hero of this video.
Although he comes in very late into the video, which I think is very important to note.
But yeah, so just think about that opening and how it is designed to reel you, the Illuminati believer, the downtrodden person in that the world sucks.
You can't get out of debt not because of predatory credit card interest rates or the fact that your job won't pay you well enough because corporations like exist only to exploit you or any of that good stuff.
It's not like the shitty nature of trickle-down economics and capitalism being soulless or any of these other things.
It's bad people.
The bad people did this to you.
It's just the most childlike review of how our society works, which is just you're a good person trying to do good things, but bad people are doing bad things to stop you.
Man, I hate the bad people.
I hope the bad people face justice for the bad stuff they've done.
But it also makes this very personal from the jump, where we go immediately from, why do we go to war to why can't you get out of debt?
And just think of that.
Just think about the fact that if you're a person who is in that situation, that you're just, you got your, you got your paycheck.
It all goes to bills, basically.
You got a little in your savings account.
You're just on the hamster wheel, just spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning.
And you're always planning on doing something.
You got an idea for a project that might make you some money.
You always mean to do more door dashing than you end up doing and all that kind of stuff.
You're always thinking about the hustle.
You're always thinking about the grind and how to make another buck or two, but you just can't do it.
You just can't get ahead.
The world just keeps beating you down and it sucks.
And instead of being mad about things and trying to do something to try to do some self-improvement, I'm not saying that all people can do that, but I'm saying like instead of looking for a job that pays better or trying to develop a skill that you've gotten good at, but you could get better at that skill and it could pay you a few bucks or actually doing those side hustles more.
Like, again, doing the DoorDash, doing the Uber, whatever.
I mean, the gig economy, you're part of the capitalist problem.
Hey, I mean, I'm just, I'm just offering ideas.
I'm a dude that runs ads on a podcast so I can make a few bucks.
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I got a patriot.
I'm doing the side hustle grind.
We're all just shaking that money tree, trying to get a few dollars to fall out of it.
That's what we're doing.
But this is what Joe's trying to sell to this downtrodden person: your life sucks.
And your life sucks because bad people have made your life suck.
But those bad people are about to pay for making your life suck.
Shit's about to turn around.
It's about to get good.
It's about to get real good.
And so this is the main hook of QAnon, which is hope.
It's that things will get better.
Things will improve.
The bad guys will face punishment for doing the bad things.
And the bad things that they're doing include taking America to war for no good reason and also putting you in crippling debt and so on and so forth.
So that's our open and let's continue.
Let's have Joe spin us a yarn.
You might think that an idealistic fantasy.
Well, let me tell you a story.
We acknowledge there are criminals, of course.
They rob your house.
They steal your phone.
They can murder you too if they think they can get away with it.
We have all experienced criminals in one way or another.
Criminals, as we know, are those who choose personal gain over the rights of others and have no regard for the law.
But here's where you need to expand your thinking.
Criminals can also succeed in business and politics and can be elected as our leaders.
If a permanent became the president, imagine what they could achieve.
They could use the full weight of their executive power to commit much larger crimes and ensure they and their friends were enriched to the fullest extent possible.
A criminal president could create alliances with other criminal presidents and then collaborate on more global criminal activities.
Anything goes.
I'll stop it there and I'll get to the next part of that in a minute.
But I just, I love the idea that he's like, criminals are crime people.
They do the crime thing and then they pivots.
But you're thinking way too small.
You're thinking just people that will break into your house and maybe murder you if they think they can get away with it.
You need to think about criminals that become president, president criminal, and then he'll coordinate with other heads of state.
Whereas Joe calls them other presidents, and then they will do bigger, better, bolder crimes, even more crimy crimes.
And I love the idea that you, the person listening to this, have never thought of the president potentially being corrupt.
You, the Illuminati believer, were just going about your life thinking, you know, as bad as things are, old Bill Clinton was just doing his level best.
And old W. Bush, he was just trying to do what he thought was right in his heart.
And they weren't criminals.
And I'm sure Barack Obama, in no way, shape, or form, was a criminal in these people's eyes.
I mean, this is where it's just really funny to me to think that we're being admonished here for not thinking that presidents were criminals.
And what's really funny is in the B-roll footage of this.
And again, this was released in like 2018.
So this was in Trump's first term of office.
The president they use to show us their criminality of presidents is George H.W. Bush.
They're just like, you know, who needs to get knocked down a peg or two in this video?
Pappy Bush.
He's the one.
Not his idiot son who went into Iraq and got thousands of Americans killed and any of that shit.
Not Bill Clinton, who, according to right-wing conspiracy theorists, was like trafficking cocaine at Menda Airport and killing Vince Foster and all the other good stuff that him and Hillary were doing.
I mean, or Obama or any of the people.
Nope, we're going Pappy Bush, which always makes me chuckle when I look at that part of the video because it's like, man, I mean, of all the people to hate that charismalist book nerd dork that was our president for four years, that's the guy.
That's the guy you're going to go hard at.
You're like, you know what, H.W. Bush, it's time to cut you down to size.
It's time to make you pay for what you've done.
Now, I'm going to do a quick section here because I remember like he just says a few things that are like crimes that these crime presidents could do.
Drug running, human trafficking, whatever makes the big bucks.
The 20th century was turbulent with war, economic disaster, famines, and displacement.
We have always accepted these things as just human nature.
It's simply the way the world works.
Something innerval.
And due to the weaknesses of human nature that drive us to these actions, this is where we were all tragically wrong.
We're about to find out that poverty, war, crime, everything, it's not us.
It's them.
It's the bad guys.
And what I also enjoy about this is that he talks about like human trafficking, like drug smuggling, whatever makes the big books.
And it's just, you're the president.
You have the power to make infinite money at will.
Why do you have to do dumb international crimes?
You can just sell your memoirs to some book company for like tens of millions of dollars.
You will never pay for anything for the rest of your life.
Once you're the president, you are empowered beyond belief.
You can do anything.
You are untouchable.
And you just literally can conjure money by clapping your hands.
But nope, you got to traffic drugs and do human trafficking.
I mean, it's just, it's just really cartoonish that you have to do bad crimes to make big books.
And again, this is the mentality that Joe is really trying to like hammer home to his audience that the bad people want to do bad things to hurt us to enrich themselves.
And they're just these one-dimensional, completely amoral scumbags that have no character depth, no actual like redeeming qualities.
Like they're just sociopaths who just literally went through their whole lives trying to do nothing but just get one over on somebody.
And that's why they got into electoral politics and became president because now they can really get one over on people and really make a buck or two.
Which again, it's really funny when you get down to who the hero of this story is going to be at the end.
Because boy howdy, it doesn't feel like that guy's really on the up and up.
It doesn't feel like he's the kind of person that we should be exalting when this is the kind of behavior that is being chastised in this video.
So keep it rolling, Joe.
Let's know what's tell us what's going on.
You are not a criminal.
I'm not a criminal.
So how can we just assume that it is human nature that is driving all this pain and misery?
What if it wasn't human nature at all?
And as a result of something more deliberate, we were taught that capitalism was the cause of a massive rich-poor divide and the reason for poverty, which in turn is the reason for war, crime, and starvation.
Others were taught that communism, the system of equal wealth across all people, was really to blame for the mess.
But you see, folks, it is none of these things.
It is not our nature to fight and be racist.
It is not in our nature to rob from others.
What you must learn is that it was the criminals all along.
That's the moral of the story, again, being beaten into our heads, that the bad guys made us do everything.
I love the idea that literally negative emotions, negative thoughts, greed, like violence, anger, hatred, racism.
It all flows just from bad people.
The bad people that are running things from behind the scenes, they made all of this happen.
They inflicted all of this upon us.
And it's just really bizarre that this could possibly be, I don't know, I can't even wrap my head around exactly what the whole idea is.
It's just this massive displacement of what actually is happening with people.
I mean, just the thought that none of us would do bad things if it weren't for the bad people that made us do the bad things.
And it's just so strange.
It's just such a strange mindset to have from this video.
It just displaces all responsibility for everything we've ever done and place that responsibility exclusively on the enemies that are being talked about in this video.
Just the bad people did this to you.
They did this to me.
They did this to us.
It was the bad people that hurt us.
And we are going to see this through.
We are going to make this right.
The bad people are going to pay for what they did.
So, I'm going to pause here for the quick ad break to get my delicious, what used to be kroners, but now they've switched the payment system to actual American dollars.
So, there's no little exchange rate thing.
But, yeah.
So, 20-minute mark here, boom, ad break, back in a minute.
Okay, so we're back and let's see what Joe has to say about the bad people that make us do the bad things that are bad.
Yes, they got power.
More power than a criminal should ever have.
They rose to the top of the media companies that control our news and entertainment.
They sent us to the top of the banking system, also to the Office, to Brussels, to America, to the Crown.
That's right, baby.
The Crown, the Queen of England, is the Illuminati's leader.
Also, when it says that part about entertainment and media, there's a shot of CNN, and then there's a shot of Beyonce, because again, this was 2018, and Beyonce was an Illuminati dupe of the highest order back then.
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So, you put in a little shot of Beyonce to get that dopamine hit for the Illuminati people who are like, oh, I really hate that Beyonce.
She's such a her and Jay-Z sold themselves out to the Illuminati, and I know it.
And so, Joe M puts her in the video, and boom, you're like, Yeah, just this guy, this guy knows what he's talking about.
I got the cut of this guy's jib.
And of course, we're talking about banking because we got to get our coded anti-Semitism into this thing, obviously, because that's how this works.
And we end with the British crown because this is what QAnon is all about: it's this hodgepodge of conspiracy bullshit.
It's as someone has pointed out, someone said a million years ago, and I love it, it's a yes and improv movement.
Whatever you're talking about, QAnon is going to listen to what you said and then say yes, and they're going to agree with you.
QAnon does not say no to things.
And when Q did say no to things, it made people very upset.
There was a QAnon, Q did a QNA with QAnon where he was like, Hey, ask me questions and I'll answer them.
And someone asked Q if the Earth was flat.
Basically, I think they said something to the effect of, Hey, Q, can you shut these idiots down and tell them that the Earth is not flat?
And Q stated that, yeah, the Earth's round.
And a lot of people got very upset about that.
There were a lot of people who were like, Hey, Q, what are you doing, bro?
Why are you going at the Flerfs?
Why are you attacking them?
Why are you trying to make things not fun for people?
I mean, come on, come on, Q. You can't go at flat Earth.
That's that's dirty pool.
That's a real jerk thing to do, being mean to the Flat Earthers.
And Q also stated that we did land on the moon.
Q made it clear that landing on the moon was merely a part of our massive space program that is hidden behind the curtain.
So basically, Q's thing was: yes, space travel is a conspiracy theory, but it's not that we didn't do it.
It's that we're doing a lot more of it than we're letting people know about.
We're keeping you in the dark about the truth about how powerful our space exploration campaigns are.
And of course, this didn't stop QAnon believers from also being moon landing deniers, even though their hero flat out told them, Yeah, we landed on the moon.
What of it, bro?
And also, uh, Q was like, Yeah, it's round.
Get over it, rub some dirt on it.
Besides those two things, basically anything, any conspiracy theory that's out there, Q is totally okay with.
Q yeah, that's part of what I'm talking about.
That's part of the mythology.
It's part of why we're here striving to bring the plan to fruition because that's what QAnon's all about.
It's all about including every conspiracy kook into the movement to make them happy and to feel like they're a special little boy and that knows the truth, that I have eyes that see and ears that hear, and all my dumb normie friends don't get it.
But one day they will, and then my wife and my kids will come back to me and they'll apologize for leaving me.
And I may begrudgingly, begrudgingly forgive them, but only begrudgingly.
And that's what QAnon is: it's all about being right, no matter how much it hurts you.
And it also is all about hating the crown and the Vatican.
I just love all these various enemies of QAnon: the Pope, the British crown, the banks, the entertainment industry.
How did Q ever win with all these enemies?
I mean, it's very funny just to think about the power dynamics of Q versus their foes.
And basically, Q just showed up one day and was like, okay, Pope, okay, queen, okay, international banking community.
Wham, I got you.
I'm the new king here.
That's just how this works.
So we've got some bad guys listed.
Tell us some more stuff, Joan.
Let us know what's really going on here.
They crept in quietly.
They became leaders of agricultural companies who have control over our food supply.
Also, big pharmaceutical companies, the ones we trust to help us when we're sick.
I love the line they crept in quietly.
It is so much world building done in a single sentence to try to just hand wave away what you would actually have to talk about if you're going to explain the Illuminati on a logical level.
Because the Illuminati is a global conspiracy where all these people are working hand in hand to rule the world.
And how would this happen?
How could this take place?
Because was it all simultaneously?
Did every nation fall at once?
Or did one nation fall?
And then the person who was in charge of that nation, Illuminati and I is the next nation, and then another nation after that, and so on.
Did the dominoes fall one by one?
Or did the Illuminati just take over everybody all at once?
Or has the Illuminati been running everything since the days of the Roman Empire?
It's really hard to explain how a bunch of baby-eating Satanists control everything because those people are objectively evil.
And also, they're committing crimes that are very obvious to that are very obvious to see and understand.
Murdering babies is probably a tough thing to cover up.
I mean, where are you getting the babies to murder?
You have to have a pipeline, and anyone on that pipeline could snitch.
But this is one of my things that always makes me laugh about the Illuminati conspiracy theory: just the fact that it is such a massive conspiracy involving so many people.
And there would be an unbelievable reward to turn these people in, to betray them, to cast them down from their high place by exposing what they're doing.
And yet, none of the tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of people involved in the Illuminati ever break rank unless you're Michael Jackson or Prince or a Chester Binnington or Chris Cornell or a Vicci or any of countless other famous celebrities who were just about to pierce the veil, who were just about to expose the Illuminati for what they're doing, and then were killed by the Illuminati.
And yet, Nikki Minaj right now is like hardcore MAGA and loves Trump, and so does Kid Rock and James Woods and Kevin Sorbo and Roseanne Barr and all these other right-wing washed-up actors and musicians.
And yet the Illuminati doesn't kill any of them.
It's so strange how the Illuminati can be exposed and has to murder everyone that's going to expose them.
But all these right-wingers who were famous in Hollywood or were famous in the music industry mysteriously can't expose them.
Mysteriously can't show us that they ate babies and all that good stuff.
You would think that'd be a lot easier to do and all, because again, it's this mass murdering cult of lunatics who probably let you slip an iPhone in somewhere.
Probably you could videotape some crimes and then show it to the public and get all those people arrested.
And this is going to be like part of the big payoff of Q in this story is that modern technology is going to be the unraveling and the defeating of the deep state.
But we're not quite there yet because right now we're still talking about how the bad guys crept in quietly because I can't explain exactly how a cabal of baby-eating Satanists took over the world.
They just did.
You are entering the story in Media Reys where the protagonist, the plucky underdog hero, arrives in our medieval fantasy town.
And it just so happens that that town is run by an oligarchy of elites who flay babies and drink their blood.
And how did they get into power?
Shut up.
Don't ask.
If you did, you might ruin the story by making us question why the citizenry didn't rise up and kill them for their baby-eating hedonism.
So, yeah, come on, Joe.
Tell us some more.
Let us know what's really going on.
Nobody stopped them, and they just recruited more criminals to help them.
First, they accumulated the world's wealth.
They invented a system of money called central banking, which lends money to governments with interest, placing countries into eternal debt.
People's wealth got less.
Their wealth got more.
Much more.
When a criminal is already as rich as they can get, then protecting their ill-gotten gains becomes the priority.
Angry citizens tire of being poor are a major obstacle and can revolt if they suffer enough.
We got a shot of one of the Rothschilds there in that section because that's who's the really rich, evil bad guys.
It's not Elon Musk or Peter Thiel or any of the other billionaire Republicans that are actually doing bad stuff and trying to manipulate our government into turning it into a surveillance state for them to control.
No, it's some family of Jewish people that we've been hating for hundreds of years that we're just going to blame for everything.
And yeah, it's re again.
It's just really like bog standard, just Anti-semitism 101.
And I love the idea of central banking.
It's like there's this bank and it's more powerful than nations and it gives nations money and the nations are now in debt to this.
I don't.
I don't even understand what their concept of central banking is, because We would know about this world bank.
We would know about this universal bank that somehow brought every nation in the world to heel beneath it where like everyone's like, hey, man, I need some money.
And it's like, well, you got to go to the World Bank and they'll give you a loan.
And it's like, oh, okay.
I mean, that seems interesting.
But hey, let's not get into how finances actually work.
I mean, nations have debts with other nations.
That's the way international commerce works.
But it's not a giant evil bank that spits out money to each country.
And then every country owes that bank money.
Exactly how would that bank enforce debt collection if this world bank was like, hey, America, you're about 5 trillion in debt to us.
When are we going to see that money?
And America's like, you're not going to see that money.
Fuck you.
And then the World Bank would be like, we're going to.
And then there'd be this pause.
And America's going to be like, you're going to do what?
That's right.
You're not going to do anything.
You're going to do nothing.
We're America.
We're way more powerful than any other nation on earth.
You can't hold us to account.
And then that World Bank would be like, oh, beans.
This is like the people that will tell you that America was truly under the control of the British crown, basically until Trump became president.
And then he secretly liberated us and we were free of Britain from there on.
And I always laugh at that because it's, I just think of World War II and after World War II, like Britain being like, okay, America, our vassal state, time to pay your debt to the crown that you owe because we own you.
And Harry Truman being just looking at them and saying, well, I don't think we're going to pay that debt.
You can probably go piss up a rope.
And then Britain being like, hey, that's not very sporting, old bean.
And Harry Truman being like, yeah, it's not sporting.
But guess what?
We have nukes and you don't.
And we have a massive army and your little island was just a staging area for us to then invade Europe and crush the Nazis.
So yeah, I think we're totally fucking independent.
And yeah, you can go tell the queen that we're not paying a nickel to you people anymore.
It's over.
We're done here.
We're fucking done.
It's over.
We had fake independence from 1776 until now, but now we're going to have really real independence.
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So thank you.
Don't call us.
We'll call you.
So yeah, I just think that that's that would be the same situation here that this silly story is trying to create.
And we'll do one more commercial break here.
And then I'll play a couple more minutes of this and then we will call it a day.
And we're back.
And time for Joe to tell us more about how his fantasy world works.
Because I mean, again, this is very, very fascinating.
We have a bank that enslaves all nations on earth, that the people that run this bank somehow took over the world by creeping in quietly, and that they do human trafficking and drug deals because they make the big bucks.
I mean, that's everyone knows that.
I mean, that's just how you make money.
You traffic people.
I mean, you couldn't possibly, I don't know, like sell a product.
You couldn't just make a big movie that generates a billion dollars or own a sports league or something.
No, you got to traffic people or sell heroin.
That's where the real money is.
So, yep, tell us more about our terrible world, Joe.
The criminals needed to prevent this.
So they diverted attention to the last remaining competitor, the people of the world.
You and me.
We were not happy being ruled by criminals and having to work three jobs just to survive.
They know we won't accept it.
So they use their control of the media to set black against white, woman against man, young against old, Muslim against Christian.
Think about the way Joe says that part.
That it's poor against rich, woman against man, young against old, Muslim against Christian, and like black against white.
It's always the weaker side, the side that the person listening to this probably doesn't like fighting against the righteous side, the better side.
Because, I mean, spoiler alert, for those of you who've gotten into QAnon, it's very Christian.
There's probably not a lot of Muslims in QAnon because they view Islam as a demon religion.
It's basically satanic.
And of course, women against men because broads, am I right?
So, yeah.
And of course, young against old, because again, QAnon's a boomer cult.
So Joe is making it clear that the bad people are making the bad people are making the people you don't like rebel against you.
And I also enjoyed the fact that he put in that whole thing about working three jobs.
And I'm just going to say that if you're working three jobs to try to make ends meet, at some point you probably need to figure out that it's capitalism that's fucking you.
It's not quote unquote the evil people at the World Bank that are doing this.
It's your jobs that won't pay you a fucking good wage that are making you do this shit.
And you should probably vote for the Democrats.
But again, we can't be having that because that would be actually talking about the world in reality and what's going on in our world and how shit is the way it is.
And not this farcical LARP land nonsense that Joem has created for us.
Where the British crown and the World Bank and the Rothschilds are the reason why you can't make an honest living and you can't get out of debt.
And they're the reason why we go to war.
So funny.
I just love that that's the opening line of this thing now because of what we had.
It's like there's a cue drop where Q was like, why didn't Hillary concede the election?
And then Trump lost the election and never conceded.
And it was like, wow, that was really funny, Q, that you made not conceding an election sound like a really scandalous thing that only bad people did.
And then your hero refused to tap out and refused to admit that Joe Biden beat him.
Was that scandalous?
Was that a controversy?
Of course not, because everything Trump does is great and perfect.
Fuck you if you think otherwise.
So I also enjoy that this is the idea that the bad people are making us fight amongst ourselves.
Why?
The video is going to bring this up a few times and it always makes me laugh, but why would it hurt the bad people to give us a few crumbs?
I mean, couldn't they eat their babies and worship Malik and have their terrible occult portal to hell being opened while all of us were enjoying a prosperous economy and making a few bucks?
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Why do we have to live hand to mouth in order for them to properly venerate their dark gods?
Joe never gets into loosh and negative energy or any of that kind of stuff in this video because I mean, that would be the bullshit explanation for why this is, but it always makes me chuckle that you would think that the deep state's plans and goals would be supported and boosted by making us rich and giving everybody lots of money so that we would be placated,
we would be contented, we wouldn't think to ourselves, ah, those fucking deep state assholes are mean and evil and I hate them and it's time to topple them and to like upset the paradigm.
You'd think that they would want us all to be just fat and happy and then one day we turn on the TV and it's like, oh no, they killed God.
Fuck.
I guess we're in the biblical tribulation now.
Ah, beans.
I mean, I mean, that's what I would do if I was the Illuminati, but clearly I'm not.
So apparently they're going to make you work three jobs and make a Muslim get mad at you.
And that's how they're going to maintain their power because you're going to think to yourself, man, working three jobs sucks.
But you know what sucks even more?
Having some Muslim yell at me about how Christ is a great guy, but not divine.
And that just really upsets me because I'm really into the Trinity.
And like, I'm a theologian when I'm not working my three jobs to make ends meet.
So I'll play a little more Joe and then we'll wrap this up.
They convinced us we were the problem so that we would fight and destroy ourselves.
To get it done faster, they attacked all aspects of humanity that make us strong.
Like family.
Using their influence over culture, they popularized lifestyle choices that led to a surge in broken homes, lost youth, and substance abuse.
I could talk all day about how else they deliberately weakened us and it would turn your stomach.
I love that ending because it's so sinister and it leaves the terrible stuff off the page.
And it also doesn't explain anything.
There's like a quick smash cut of Hannah Montana turning into Miley Cyrus and the whole, oh, Hannah Montana was so wholesome and pure.
And then Miley Cyrus became like turned 18 or whatever and became a sex pot, crazy slut bitch who loved sex.
And this made Americans get divorced and chew heroin.
And also, if you didn't catch it, lifestyle choices is code for gay and lesbian and all that weird stuff that's bad and evil and that they hate.
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So that's why he says that.
He's just like, the media turned people gay and got them hooked on heroin.
And also Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera and literally every other Disney princess who did the whole pre-teen, like wholesome Starlet thing and then immediately became a sex bomb directly afterwards once it was legal for them to be sexually objectified.
So yeah, we have all that.
So I'm only four minutes in, four and a half minutes in.
So this might be a three-parter.
We'll see.
We'll see how this goes.
But I thought this was pretty interesting.
And again, you'll notice that, again, only a 13-minute video, four and a half minutes in.
No Donald Trump because this video is all about onboarding Illuminati people into QAnon.
It's not about bringing MAGA in till later.
And that really isn't that hard of a sell.
And I'll get into that when Trump shows up, which might be in part three.
We'll see.
We'll see how it shakes out.
But this is about giving Illuminati believers hope because to believe in the Illuminati was to just believe the world is run by the baby-eating Satanists and we're fucked.
That's basically it.
Just, yep, that's it.
We're just going to sit here and let them eat babies and be miserable and there's nothing we can do about it.
Maybe God will get off his ass and beat them up one day.
But I mean, who's going to hold out hope for that?
God's been letting them get away with it for quite some time now.
And that's where QAnon became different.
It's why the QAnon became big time.
And it's why we had elected members of Congress that were QAnon believers.
It's why the president promotes QAnon to us to this day.
Because of hope, because of the idea that there will be vengeance upon the evil people, the criminals who do the bad things to make the big bucks and the evil World Bank that loans out money to every nation on earth and then cripples them.
I mean, who, I mean, I think all nations of the world should get together and vote to get rid of the World Bank.
I think that the World Bank is a bad idea.
I think that having a, I don't, I mean, who owns the World Bank?
Is it a private institution?
Does some guy own it?
Does Bob Smith own the World Bank and just collect money from everybody?
I mean, that guy's got to be pretty rich if he's the one printing all the money on earth that everybody uses.
So, yeah, I hope this was interesting.
I will crank out at parts two and three, and that'll be that.
Maybe we'll do some more QAnon origin stuff later in the media way, in the media world.
And Eric and Staff will be back.
We'll do another pod this weekend that'll be hopefully a three-man.
We'll see how it goes.
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