Mike Reins and Eric dissect QAnon’s exploitation of dead children—like a burned Palestinian girl and a Colombian infant—to peddle trafficking lies, calling them "ghouls" who weaponize suffering for outrage. They mock Trump’s Iran strike as reckless, warning of oil disruptions and civilian casualties while blaming MAGA voters for enabling his chaos. The episode slams performative protests, media complicity, and a political system where elections have consequences yet accountability vanishes, leaving only stochastic terrorism and algorithmic extremism. [Automatically generated summary]
The Adventures in Hell World podcast talks in depth about QAnon.
While it's meant to be comedic informative, sometimes we have to get into things like child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Hello, everybody.
I am Mike Reins, aka Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hell World.
This week I am joined by Eric the Deep State Operative.
Hello, and I'd like to announce that I am no longer Eric the Deep State Operative.
I am now Eric the Dove.
And in celebration of that, I am picking a Middle East country at random to bomb.
Eric the Dove, Hillary the Hawk.
That's the way it was.
Also, Kamala, the warmonger.
And we're also joined by staff.
It's staff.
Staff who is terrified and also clueless.
Did you get your APAC check in the mail yet?
Yeah.
Eric, oh, God, please make a make that APAC tracker.
Make like the APAC tracker and put the graphic of our pod there.
And then just like say we've received like a quarter million dollars from APAC.
That'd be great.
Wait, what?
I don't know what AIPAC is.
APAC is a pro-Israeli PAC and they are a left-wing.
APAC is a political action committee, right?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm that stupid.
No, no, you're not because you figured you knew what a PAC was.
If you said, what is a PAC, Mike?
And I had to hold your hand and walk you through that, then you might have been stupid.
But basically, APAC is now to the left what the NRA is to the right in the sense that it's this shadowy group of people who just pump money in to win these elections for their candidates.
And there is this incredibly dishonest website called APAC Tracker that basically they track any money anyone's gotten from APAC.
But if they haven't gotten money from APAC, if they've gotten money from other Jewish-aligned political action committees, they count that and they will ding you for it.
But if someone they like did the same go-betweens, they won't count it against them.
And I think my favorite thing someone posted was that like Gavin Newsom has not taken any money from APAC, but they still have him with the evil red background and it says supports Israel.
So it's like, so are you, are you supporting, are you an APAC tracker or are you an Israeli tracker?
Like, what is the point of your site if I don't receive money from APAC?
I refuse their money, but I support Israel on like some foreign policy issues.
I still get the red background because I'm bad.
Like, do I just yell at I'm Mike Reigns and from the river to the sea, and then I get the green background?
Like, how does this work?
Like, what is your actual criteria for passing muster?
It's like my personal opinion of you.
That's that's uh the criterion.
Yeah, exactly.
Do I like you or not?
Like, I like like if you slide me in, if I slide APAC tracker and note it and says, do you like me?
Y slash end with two boxes in the check.
If they check the why, I get that.
Wait, no, they need the third box that says maybe.
Well, I don't, I don't, I want to put them to the test.
I want to nudge here.
I don't want to live in an abeyance.
Or you do, or you do like, you do like a gravity falls and it's yes, absolutely, definitely.
Oh, yeah, Just because, right.
You have to like me.
You have no, you have no alternative.
So this is some tracker that just came out or it's been out.
No, it's pretty.
I have no idea.
No, pretty much anytime a candidate pops up, somebody will be like, this is how they got rated on an APAC tracker.
Right.
And it's, and trust me, 99% of all candidates fail because the entire point of this thing is to just make you hate everybody.
It's to reassure you that everyone sucks.
Do you know how easy it is?
Like when I find an article, especially an article that like seems like really outrageous or is or like verifies something that I maybe think, you know, but haven't said or something, you know, like a bias of mine.
First thing that I do is I take the name of that website and I Google the name of that website and the word bias or like reliability.
There should be a Chrome extension that lets you do that automatically because everybody should be doing that.
And the big thing you said there, Steph, that's so important is that when you get something that confirms your biases, it is super important to double check it and make sure that when you're doing it.
That's what I tell people.
That's how you fall down the slope.
Pretty much any article I read, pretty much any article I read, whether I agree with it or not, I'll look up the bias of it.
And usually it comes up, oh, this is why I felt this way about this article because it slants it in this direction.
Yeah, yeah.
Like with the Epstein and people are trying to drag him into like 9-11 stuff and all that.
And so immediately I'm like, well, you know, I got to double check this, you know?
Right.
Like that's the thing is that when an article tells you what you've always wanted to hear, that is when you need to have your guard up the hardest.
Like if you go to some website and it says, breaking news, Trump says that black people are stupid.
You should immediately have your guard up that that's not what actually happened or that the quote is fake.
Because God, do I want that to be true?
God, do I want Donald Trump to be openly racist to a point where people can't ignore it, even though they ignored the fact that he made the Obama's apes in a video and it was hilarious and a rib tickler and we forgot about it 24 hours after he did it.
But it's just this kind of thing where it's where if you get something you really wanted, you better check to make sure it's authentic.
Because when once you take off running, you're damaging yourself and your credibility if you didn't if you didn't stop to look at it first.
And as a result, I'm like super cynical when I see an article that's just like the thing Mike Reigns always wanted.
I'm like, ah, that's bullshit.
There's no way that's true.
And then I start looking and I'm like, yeah, that's right.
All this shit that's coming out about Lutnik right now and like people are trying to say like, he had advanced knowledge of 9-11.
And, you know, there's a part of me that so wants that to be true.
Okay, that's that I had before.
Shit.
I thought you were going.
I thought you were going to talk about the Edstein thing.
I hadn't heard anything about this kind of way.
You're at here, Steph.
Let's get to here.
Let's calm down.
I love that we're at war with Iran right now.
And Steph's just like, I still got an axe to grind with Lutnik, that motherfucker.
I'm going to take him down a beggar too.
So I'm like, Steph, Steph, gas is $10 a gallon right now.
Can we focus?
I know.
Only when I get my blood out of Lutnik, only then.
But I'm using that as an example because a lot of the stuff that's being said about him right now, the conspiracy stuff and the real stuff, it confirms a lot of my biases against him.
And plus, Mike, you know, if Rob Reiner was still alive, he'd say something about Iran and you would be like, oh, so, you know, so the only difference between you and Stephanie is that your guy's not around anymore.
Yeah.
No.
But so.
If Rob Reiner were still alive, none of this would be happening.
That's right.
Meathead would have stopped the war.
Yeah.
Rob Reiner would have posted an article in the LA Times and Trump would have listened up to it because he really respects Meatball or Meathead, whatever his name was.
But anyhow, before we get into the war over Iran, which will take up the remaining three hours of the pod, I wanted to do a quick thing here, because this happened earlier this week and it just so pissed me off that it's just one of those things where I want to be like, okay world, the world needs to stop for a minute and reflect on this bullshit.
And when you watch, the world just not care and you're just screaming into the void and like nobody's listening.
Panda Eyes Trauma00:12:16
It is the most frustrating thing in the world.
But because I have this tiny little soapbox that I can get on and scream and yell every now and then, for once or twice a week if I feel like it, I get to do that now and hopefully you'll listen to me and be informed.
And what I'm talking about is the fact that QAnon loves to use mutilated children as a way to farm outrage and claim that these mutilated children were mutilated by Hillary Clinton and other evil Democrats.
And I know that this is an audio medium, so I'm gonna be talking about a lot of visual things, but trust me, the uh these, these images are out there, they're everywhere.
These pricks use these four images as the majority of their images.
And just just just as a warning, uh, if you're squeamish, don't go looking for him.
Yeah, don't go looking for him if you're squeamish.
It sucks, it.
It all of this sucks.
I hate this.
This is why I get so angry, because it's like, uh I, I.
I hate the term citizen journalist.
I hate the idea of thinking yourself that, high and mighty, i'm a dip shit who posts snarky crap on twitter along with some photos of Shirley Man.
But also, I can use google, which is something that these people just won't do because, as we were talking about a minute ago, not using google allows them to confirm their priors and to get mad about things that they want to get mad about and then blame Hillary Clinton for what they did, what she did to those poor babies.
So uh, child number one is a very tiny blonde child with ungruesomely black eyes, like you would think that it was makeup.
Their eyes are so black.
And uh, people will post this photo.
And this is also the um a number one post for when these, these pricks, talk about panda eyes.
Uh, panda eyes.
Uh, content warning, trigger warning, spoiler warning, all that kind of stuff.
Panda eyes is a bullshit term these people use when they talk about sexual abuse of children and that's like somehow the trauma inflicted on the child gives them a black Eye, which is nonsense.
Do you understand asphyxiation?
It's like asphyxiation or.
Oh, I've heard fucking weird pricks talk about how there's like a nerve from your pelvis to your eyes, and that's what does it.
And it's like, no, it's not how anything works.
Shut the fuck up.
You're lying.
And like, it's all kinds of crap.
But basically, this is this girl from Columbia who was like, her legs were pinned under the water and her eyes turned black as she approached us.
No, no, it's not.
Okay, okay.
No, no, no, no.
I have never seen that, and I hopefully never will.
But no, no.
This is a tiny blonde white child, like probably age one or less, incredibly small baby.
Again, cartoonishly black eyes.
And it was brain cancer.
The child was dying of brain cancer.
Their eyes were black because the tumors were pressing on the back of their back of their skull.
And they passed away from the brain cancer.
And that's the actual thing.
And like you dig through medical journals for like brain cancer victims and you will get the hit.
You'll find that child that QAnon uses as the Panda Eye child.
There's another one who's a Palestinian child named Nama, N-A-M-A.
If I pronounce that wrong, I apologize.
But basically, she had aggressively swollen black eyes.
And this was from an Israeli bombing.
And she recovered.
And there was a reporter from CNN whose name I believe is Jon Snow.
And Jon Snow went to her camp after she was injured.
And then he revisited her later when she was healed.
So, no, she was not a victim of Epstein or Hillary Clinton or any of that crap.
Again, she was just a victim of the ongoing calamity in Palestine.
The third child, this one's shown less because it's just an abused child.
So it's fucking sick that these pricks even post it.
But basically, it's a child.
They're just traumatized.
They have like scarring and blood around their lips.
It's awful.
Just fucking whatever.
And that child was actually, I guess, taken by her mother and brought to her new boyfriend's trailer in Arkansas, where the two of them abused the child.
The father of the child found her, got her back.
The mother and the new boyfriend were arrested for child abuse, tried, convicted, and sent to jail.
The new boyfriend got 10 years.
The mom got seven years.
The father got custody back of the child and all that good stuff.
So as happy an ending as you can get is the actual result of that picture.
And I'm being really vague about that picture because that picture sucks and it doesn't have the black eyes involved.
But these fucking ghoul, these fucking ghouls.
These are all very disturbing images.
Yeah.
The ghouls just post that photo in sometimes in these things.
But so basically this last week, there was a new photo of a child.
And because the child had facial burns to their face that were like very obvious and very intense, these pricks were claiming that she was the frazzle drip victim that Hillary Clinton had flayed the face off of.
And I saw like Liz Churchill via the disrespectful trucker.
got this thing going viral.
There were like four or five other versions of this video that I saw on social media.
The main hook of this video is they used the small burned girl and then they would smash cut to the photo of the girl at Comet Ping Pong who had the masking tape taped to her arms on the ping pong table who's smiling at the camera.
And they were like, they're trying to in your mind, trying to create the image in your mind that the masking tape girl is the same as the burnt girl.
That like, this is the fate of masking tape girl, that she was then abducted and flayed by Hillary Clinton.
And what actually happened was if you looked at those videos, there were like, there were like screen, there were like screen names on those videos of the burnt girl.
And if you dug through those screen names, you found out that her name was Dana Alatar and that she was injured in an Israeli drone strike, taken to Jordan for medical attention, and she passed away in Jordan while they were trying to treat her for her injuries from the Israeli drone strike.
And so, of course, she was, again, not a victim of Hillary Clinton or Jeffrey Epstein.
Just again, tragically, another Penistheian child killed by fucking Israeli bullshit.
And these pricks just have absolutely no regard for any of this.
They just, they just look at a dying child and they think to themselves, I can make people get mad at Hillary Clinton by posting this.
Time to slap together a video.
And the fact that these fucking pricks smash cut her, the video of her suffering to the still image of the girl at Comet Ping Pong with the masking tape on her arms is just beyond criminal.
It makes my blood boil.
It's just like one of those fuck these people moments that's just unbelievable because it's like, you know what you're doing and you know that you're lying.
But just for a little background on the masking tape girl thing, we did cover this in our Pizzagate series.
But basically what that was, it was James Delefontes, the owner of Comet Ping Pong.
It was like his goddaughter.
And it was just this silly picture of her with her with her arms with some masking tape over it.
And you could see it's not holding her down at all.
She's smiling.
She's having it and the tape, she could rip free from it in a second.
And she probably did as soon as the picture was taken.
These ghouls got to make it out to be, you know, this is what they're doing to our children, right?
Like, I think the funniest thing I ever saw was like some prick talked about children taped down on ping pong tables at Comet Ping Pong.
And they actually showed the photo, which kind of gives away the game because it's not a child duct taped down to a table, trapped, unable to move.
No, this is masking tape.
This is nothing.
The kid is completely capable of wriggling free if they wanted to.
There's no actual restraint here.
The whole like, I think, even the caption of the picture is something to the effect of like the kids are rambunctious at restaurants, and don't you wish you could pin them down so you could just enjoy your meal in peace without them like just running around being silly children.
And that was it.
And but again, because this is Pizzagate and these people want to make everything out to be nefarious, they pretend that this photo is a victim, a victim of Elephantis and Hillary and Podesta and all the rest of it.
And that's the point of the smash cut between this badly injured dying Palestinian girl and smiling girl at Comet Ping Pong, having a silly joke played on her by her family.
And I actually saw someone did this thing with Masking Tape Girl where they used AI and they had her like, I don't know, like she was like walking around in Comet Ping Pong and smiling.
And they had a caption of like, you will never believe what happened to this poor child.
And I'm like, what?
You made a shitty AI movie with her?
Like, what are we talking about here?
It's just like, oh my God.
Like, I gotta say, people's inability to understand AI is frying my brain.
Like, I go on my forums for garbage and Shirley Manson pics, and I will see these horrible AI videos of Shirley Manson where her face is just as smooth as a marble.
And it's so fucking obvious that it's fake.
And there will be like 10 replies, and two will be, why are people posting this AI bullshit?
And the other eight will be, behold, our glorious queen.
And it's like, no, it's, it's not her.
It's, it's fucking AI.
How are 80% of you duped?
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Oh my God.
It's just really infuriating the way that, like, uh, Q told you, people, use discernment.
Come on, like, trust the plan, but but more judiciously, something, anything.
Yes, Q is speaking to garbage fans.
Yeah, he was.
It was my other thing that was my other thing.
Like, I think I've mentioned this before, but there's a photo of like Shirley playing an Xbox and she's like kneeling.
And the whole point of the photo is to get a foot photo in there.
And it's like, there's no point in time when that ever that photo would have ever been taken of her because she literally went from being like Scottish waitress to like multi-millionaire overnight.
Like there was never a moment in her life where she was just like, hey, I'm playing it, I'm playing on a PS2 and I'm sitting in this pose.
It shows off my feet.
And it's like, it's just so, it's like, god damn it.
How do you people not know how AI slop works?
What is wrong with all of you?
Like, oh, God.
How did, how did the boomers who are like, Sonny, don't trust the internet are now just all like, whatever the internet says, we're with it.
We're here.
We're down.
It's great.
It's just great.
Yeah.
So, yeah, it's really, that just really pissed me off because it's like those sick freaks who then get who get arrested with like three gigs of child porn on their on their hard drive.
They're like, I was looking at that for research.
It's like, I actually have to do research on how injured kids got injured.
And I hate that.
It's just like the crummiest thing.
Meanwhile, these ghouls are sitting there like, oh, look, an injured kid.
Now I can make people mad at Hillary Clinton.
Iran's Strategic Blockade00:12:02
Let's do this.
Yeah.
And no soul.
Absolutely no soul.
Like, if you people do that shit, you're you're if your Christian God is right, you are going to hell.
That is what you will make it to the pearly gates, and St. Peter will be like, Hey, explain this video.
And you'll be like, Ah, I was owning some libs.
And then he'll pull the trapdoor and you'll just go.
You'll just fucking go because that's what awaits you.
Repent, repent, you fucking scum.
I don't even believe in any of your bullshit, but if I did, I'd know.
I'd know you're fucked.
It's just that simple because you're terrible.
Your soul is black if you do this stuff.
So, yeah.
So, yeah, that's that's my happy introduction for the pod this week.
And now it's time for the exciting fun news of War in Iran.
Yes, better.
Yeah, we did it.
We did it.
That's fucking great.
Love it.
So good.
So fucking good.
Yeah.
So, as you know, because it's literally everywhere.
Yeah.
America killed the Ayatollah, which from what most people are saying, it feels like the Ayatollah kind of wanted to get the check because probably he knew this was coming and he didn't exactly go into the Ayatollah bunker to try to stop it.
Just sort of was like, ah, they're probably going to blow me up.
I'll just go home and meditate on it.
Jude was 86.
So, I mean, it's not like he had a lot of time left.
So he's like, yeah, whatever.
I'll be a martyr for the glorious revolution.
May they remember me well.
But I remember when the first attacks happened when we bombed them like months ago, people thought we got the Ayatollah then.
And Trump was like, oh, yeah, we could have got the Ayatollah if we wanted to.
We totally had that prick better now.
The funny thing I remember about the attacks a few months back was that somebody was saying that Iran's nuclear capabilities were completely destroyed and any claim otherwise is fake news.
Yep.
And then we had Vance being like, hey, they're going to have a nuclear bomb tomorrow.
We're on a 24-hour clock here.
Like they're literally.
Yeah, we've dispatched Jack Bauer.
Yeah, Jack.
The clock, the beep, boop, beep, boop.
Yeah.
Like the centrifuges are spinning the last bits of the enriched uranium they need to make their first nuke.
We got to hit them right now or it's over.
It's fucking Dunskis.
Like Iran is going to just turn Jerusalem into a glass parking lot if we don't do this.
And Washington, D.C.
And because the Ayatollah is nuts, he's going to hit Mecca too, just to make sure everyone loses their fucking minds.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's going to take out the holiest site in his own religion.
Yeah, he's so far gone.
He's so far gone.
I just, I just love.
And so because we were on that 24-hour clock, even though, again, I don't know, three months ago, whatever it was, we totally obliterated their nuclear facilities.
I think it was like eight months ago that they said whatever it was.
I mean, thanks to COVID time dilation, I have no concept of anything anymore.
I probably block them, but I would like to check in on any of the people who told me that Trump completely destroyed Iran's ability to make war without losing a single American life.
And they go, how's that going for you, buddy?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Not that I'm happy to be right about this.
I am incredibly, incredibly upset to have been right about this.
But that doesn't mean I can't rub it in somebody's face.
Right.
I mean, that's the thing is that these same people that are doing this shit, oh, you're on the side of the Iranians and Avabad.
It's like, guess what?
I wasn't on the side of the Iraqis when we fucking invaded Iraq for fucking lying about WMDs.
So it's why would I be in favor of having the fucking president lie us into another war in the Middle East?
This one against a bigger, beefier Iraq.
And it's like, yeah, we can probably bomb the shit out of Iran, but why would Iran agree to peace at any point in this?
Because they've already already found out what happened last time when they tapped out.
After we and Israel bloodied their noses last time and they tapped out and they were like, yeah, you got us.
We quit.
We just did it to them again.
So now, like, there's no, like, our, we can't hold up our end of the bargain.
Like, we're, we're going to just keep hitting them at this point.
So I'm pretty sure like the Iranian government's going to say to themselves, fuck it, ball.
I mean, what are we going to do at this point?
There's no peace treaty with America that's going to be that's worth the paper it's printed on.
So fuck them.
Let's let's light this candle.
Let's let's try this shit, which is basically the thing that Trump's gotten away with of all the crap he's pulled previously because Venezuela couldn't do anything to us.
We just grabbed Maduro and fuck him.
But the other thing about that was that the rest of the Maduro regime was totally okay with that.
They were like, hey, Trump, we don't care if you grab Maduro.
We'll give you a bunch of oil and a slap on the ass and we'll keep running Venezuela the way Maduro was running it, only without him.
And Trump was like, I'm getting a lot of oil.
You got yourselves a deal.
Whereas there was no Iranian psychopath waiting in the wings to take over Iran once the Ayatollah was dead that was going to play ball with Trump and give him his oil bribe and then just keep running Iran the same way.
And also, Israel doesn't want that.
Israel wants to fuck Iran up.
That's the point here is that Israel wants Iran to like splinter into like Kurdistan and Shiistan and like other sectional pieces of Iran.
They don't want the country to be a big, beefy Shia country that hates them.
They want it to be a smaller divided country that's squabbling and infighting.
Israel would kill for a 20-year low-level civil war inside of Iran.
That would make them so happy.
It'd be the best thing in the world for them.
Basically, we're fucked.
I'm just going to throw that out there.
Oh, yeah, no, 100%.
You're right.
I mean, there's no choice about that.
We are totally fucked.
I mean, I thought we were fucked the first time we did this shit.
And then Iran just tapped out so quickly.
And I was like, ooh, boy, we dodged a bullet.
Thank God we got away with that.
Yeah, thank God no one will ever put Trump back in office to help him try again.
Can you guys explain to me like a child, like how we are fucked?
Like, I know we're fucked, but.
Well, I'm personally speaking in terms of, well, for one, you know, Iran controls the corridor that like 20% of all oil in the world flows through.
So that's bad for gas prices at the very, you know, at the very least end of that scale.
Oh, but that's good for Elon.
Well, also.
oh go on no no so what what eric is talking about is what is known as the strait of hormuz it is this very narrow uh section of um of of like river ocean or whatever body of water it's a very narrow body of water that goes from the persian gulf out into the mediterranean and then into the world And it has always been a thing that if anyone fucked with Iran, they could blockade the Strait of Hormuz.
And this would fuck with oil shipments leaving the Middle East.
And there's already talk that the Iranians are fucking with those oil shipments, that they're currently firing rockets at vessels that are in the strait.
Because again, it's very hard to not be hit.
It's a very narrow body of water.
You can fuck with it.
And there have been literally every war game that people have done where America fucks with Iran.
One of the first things Iran does to hit back is mining, blockading, sinking a bunch of ships to create a blockade in the strait.
And that's just like this is literally war with Iran 101 stuff for people that have know what's supposed to happen.
And this is already being reported on that Iran's trying this.
And I think oil's up like 10% in futures trading already, like just starting right now.
And yeah, I think, well, I mean, I heard that oil prices were already going up to like 60 something dollars a barrel, you know, just from the news that Trump was thinking about dropping bombs on Iran.
Right.
Yeah.
Like basically, oil prices rise sharply in market trading after attacks in Middle East disrupt global.
Yeah.
So it's just this thing.
And all the, I'm seeing literally all the MAGA people are like, they can't do it.
They won't be able to blockade it.
And it's like, well, you know what I would have liked happened?
Not to find out if they can.
You mean the exact same people who said that America would blockade the entire Gulf of Mexico?
Yes, exactly.
If I can just, because I like to do this, I just want to give a shout out to all the third-party voters again.
Fuck you.
Again, because you helped make this happen.
And yeah, we I just I did just not I don't even know what's going on, but I, the dumbest person on this podcast, know that this is horrible and bad.
And I just saw something at least a hundred dead because I want everyone to keep this in mind.
2012, Sandy Hook, 26 people dead, 20 children, six adults.
We just bombed an elementary school in Iran.
At least a hundred dead.
Yeah oh, there's a lot of debate over who hit that school or or what went on there but yeah, i've seen people claiming the Iranians bombed themselves in order to make us look bad.
Yeah, i've seen oh, false flag yes but, and i've also heard people saying that the school wasn't hit or some bullshit.
But I mean, it's just, I haven't heard that but, of course, someone's denying.
No one needs to do anything to make us look bad at this point.
Okay yeah so uh, and beyond all of that, like just the fact that Iran has a bigger military than Iraq, they will probably start.
Uh they'll, they'll just, they'll just shoot tons of missiles into Israel.
They'll attack any American military base they can fire missiles at.
They're gonna, they're gonna do, and they have a nice martyr to rally their cause around.
Yep, they now the Ayatollah.
They can rally around him as a martyr.
I, just I I it just it it it um like hey guys, you know uh, if you want another 9-11, this is how you get another 9-11.
Oh yeah, I mean that's.
Americans have already died uh, because of this.
We already had three Americans killed yeah so, so all these q and i'm promoters running around shouting he did it without losing a single American life.
Yeah, that lasted about 24 hours.
Voting Rights Protests00:14:57
Yeah, it is just so frustrating that this is where we are and, as Steph had mentioned, and i'm i'm gonna not dwell on this very much, but my for you tab on twitter became just this absolute cesspool of people blaming Democrats for all of this and it and it's just like it's like Elon.
Elon got his team to like, turn down the Nazis in my algorithm and turn up the Anti-electoral leftists in my algorithm, because he's like, look, no one's like the Nazis are actually probably pretty mad at Trump over this because, like Nick Fuentes and all of the gripers, they're mad because this was coordinated With Israel and they think Trump's totally in bed with Netanyahu and all that good stuff.
So that's a bad thing for Team Elon.
So Elon's like, what audience do I need to get eyeballs on to try to get some heat off of Trump?
It's like every chud and asshole who's going to be like, you know, who's happy about what's going on right now?
Chuck Schumer, that sue, that piece of shit.
And it's like, it's like, if you cannot blame the president for what the president is doing, like, you're fucked.
You're fucked in the head.
You need to get help for this.
Like, yeah, I mentioned it's the old, why aren't the Democrats doing more to stop us?
Yes, exactly.
Exactly.
Why?
I mean, it's very funny that like the revert, like the, there is a, um, Nancy Pelosi had a saying for that and the opposite, which was vote no and take the dough, which is when the Democrats were going to pass a spending bill that was going to help your district and you knew the Democrats had the votes to pass it, you'd vote no for fiscal sensibility.
And then when there's that money poured in for the new shopping center in your community, you'd like release a bill saying, I fought hard to get this shopping center the funding it needed.
And it's like, no, you didn't.
You actually voted against that bill, you lying piece of shit.
Whereas here, it's just like, Trump does a bad thing.
Hakeem Jeffries, why didn't you stop him?
What is wrong with you?
It's like, because he's the minority leader and the minority in the house has no power.
It's like, well, he should have done something.
Fuck him.
And I'm seeing a lot of people, like, I really don't go on Twitter that much, but I'm seeing a lot of stuff on Blue Sky of people like, why won't someone do something?
Why won't someone?
And, and I know what they're, I know what they're saying because everybody's asking the same question, but hey, you first, because I know what they're saying that there's a little bit of stochastic terrorism in that statement.
You want to talk like that?
Why don't you go and do it then?
You know, stop, stop saying that shit because you're just trying to get other people to do what you want to do.
And like, I, you know, we're seeing, I saw something that said that like we're, we're seeing like an increase in domestic terrorism because people are feeling more and more disenfranchised.
People are feeling more and more cornered.
And people are like, people are feeling like there is no political solution and people are doing violent shit.
And, you know, like the hands are tied.
You know, you can make every vote that you want, but if you're in the minority, what, what, what good does it do?
What good, you know?
Yeah.
And that, and this is the thing is that people really don't want to acknowledge that elections have consequences and that we as the American people gave Trump and the Republicans complete power here.
This was this was our edict from the 2024 election: Republicans controlling the House and the Senate and the White House.
They get the ball, they get to run with it.
So if you're pissing and moaning about what the Democrats are doing, well, then you should have organized and voted harder for the Democrats.
So they would have had some say in all of this shit going on.
But you couldn't do that because Kamala's cringe.
And as the powerless vice president of the Biden administration, she didn't declare Israel anathema to the world and that she was going to do all the bullshit you wanted her to do with, like a weapons embargo and yin and yin.
And I saw people like protesting a Kamala Harris thing, like either a couple days before the bombing or recently, and it's like read the room, why are you going after a private citizen?
Why are you protesting Scream Seven, which I saw people doing, because apparently people have made screamer Zionists or something.
And it's just like, why is Donald Trump not being protested?
24, 7?
It's him, he's the problem, he's the bad guy.
Well, it's like well, he won't listen to us.
Oh, when?
So Martin Luther King thought this the people in the south, or the Jim Crow South, were going to listen to him when he was protesting.
No, the whole point of protesting the way Martin Luther King does, it was, guess what people are going to beat the out of you.
And then we use that to frame this in a moral argument of, look at the righteous people fighting for their rights and look at the bigots beating the out of them.
That's unacceptable.
The bigots need to lose this battle because they are wrong and they are violent and they are evil.
It's moral clarity that you create.
I, I remember I think people are just so exhausted.
I mean what what I?
I mean you're protesting ice, you're you're protesting tariffs, you're protesting.
I mean there are like a thousand.
It literally this is Steve Bannon's dream of flooding the zone with.
We can't even swim in this.
Now, Steve Bannon, I mean again, I mean like this is literally the zone has been flooded with so much you can't even focus.
But it's very easy to focus, vote out Republicans, vote them out straight Democrats.
I mean don't care yeah, but I mean with, with.
When i'm talking about like protests or social action and stuff like that, just go to a No Kings rally and hold up a sign that expresses your contempt about whatever the it is.
Pick one of the 20 issues you're mad about and say you about it like don't.
How come these people always show up whenever something happens that I actually had that?
Uh, it was Marty.
It was that that Marty Van Swoll.
That moron yeah, yeah.
That man yeah, that Van Swole yeah yeah, Van Swole.
Van Swole posted something and, like Brian Gates, like quote, tweeted.
It was like, yep, that's that Soros funding.
Like I just love the idea that there are people who are literally just like looking at their smartphones like they're door dash protesters.
Yeah there's, there's some, there's some kind of protest.
Uh, rapid response team right, exactly it's.
It's like, instead of door dash, it's like protest dash and you just like, you just turn it on and like and like.
A half hour later you get the bang bang bang, bang.
It's like 25 times square.
Meanwhile, wasn't Trump's like descent down the Golden stairs, weren't?
Yeah, there were paid actors who no one cares.
No one cares.
And then the other thing I liked about that thing where he was like, don't these people have jobs?
I'm like dude, it's sunday, it's yeah, exactly yeah, they went to church.
They they they, they prayed to the lord and then they went and protested on their day off, which is what you're supposed to, which is what you pricks claim they're supposed to do.
Yeah but, but it makes you sad when they protest your side.
That's what you really get mad about.
You don't actually care about them not having or not having jobs.
You care about the fact that, like they, they're holding up signs and say Orange Man bad, when you want them to hold up signs and say Orange man, good.
That's it.
That's all you care about.
They don't like your benevolent god emperor, and that makes you upset.
So, and you pointed out something you mentioned one of the names of one of these, one of these like influencers, and it was like it was something derogatory.
What was it like something?
Trucker or something?
The disrespectful Trucker that made me think of this one's Sandy Hook hoaxer named Sidethorn.
These guys like to use these name, these derogatory names for themselves, to show off to the and this is just just a little sidetrack something I noticed there's this, this pattern of them using these names to show off what losers they are, as if they're trying to own it, but they're just showing off what losers they are.
Yeah, it's like.
It's like how every third man account calls themselves deplorable, because it's something Hillary Clinton said 10 years ago.
And and it's like you look and and especially like you can see like videos of, like the Side Thorn guy getting arrested because he's a piece of like these these they, they all like to use these weird derogatory names and it's just like that's what you really are.
You are a piece of deep down.
I just wanted to point that out.
Oh, there's a guy uh, I think he, I think he lives in Massachusetts.
I'm not sure he tried to become the new hotness for a minute.
His name is like the Misfit Patriot, and people dug into his past and apparently his brother was a fentanyl dealer who killed a bunch of people with bad fentanyl.
Oh yeah, I remember hearing about that and then and then like when they were going after their brother, he committed suicide to avoid being arrested.
And the the misfit Patriot himself has like an assault conviction.
So it's just just absolute scum, just this guy who's like the worst human being and he's like just trying to make it as a Maga influencer now and they, i'm the misfit Patriot, and it's like you, maybe someone should tell Glenn Danzig about it and be like, hey, that guy's using your name and Danzig will just go kick the shit out of him.
Isn't dancing like a million years old at this point?
No, he's uh, he's a bit into the fash stuff.
So motherfucker never never, meet your heroes.
I'm just, he was never a hero of mine, i'm just but that.
But that's.
That's the.
I think that's why these people embrace the Maga movement, because the the the whole principle of the Maga movement.
It's like they have these 10 commandments of like it's okay to be a piece of rule number two, it's okay to be a piece of embrace.
Being a piece like that, every one of the of their 10 commandments has something to do with being a piece of, and I think that's why they they, they love and and maybe some of them don't even like, in Noelle's book she, she talks about how, when the women would go to some of these Trump rallies, they wouldn't necessarily talk about Trump or the rally, they would talk about the, the social cohesion, the social connection.
It isn't so much about Trump, as it is about the movement, as it is about this idea of, hey, it's okay to be a piece of shit, you know well, just as long as you're our piece of, Yeah, but this is a very important thing about modern social media influencers is shame is bad.
You need to have no sense of shame.
You need to pivot on a dime from what you said yesterday to what you're saying today.
Yeah, look at that Nick Shirley guy.
He got his ass dragged for that whole UPS thing.
It's like, you know, there's over 100 names registered to vote in this building.
And there's a fucking apartment complex right above his head.
And he doesn't care.
Nope.
Moving right along.
Nothing happened.
Got it.
Nailed that story.
My investigation was 100% correct.
Fuck you for doubting me.
I'm Nick Shirley, a citizen journalist and absolute super genius.
And all and everyone's grabbing all the fucking clips from every dip shit.
I mean, the only guy who's actually pretending to be mad about this shit that I'm seeing is Glenn Greenwald, who is just absolutely hilarious.
Fuck you, Glenn.
You suck.
But I'm seeing so many MAGA assholes like, yeah, fucking Iran killed the Ayatollah.
Trump bringing freedom.
And everyone's posting the screenshots of those people being like, Kamala, we'll send your kids to die in Iran.
Trump 2024 for peace and prosperity.
And none of those people are fucking, none of those people are like, oh, you got me.
Oh, I was running it.
None of them care.
None of them give a fuck.
Like, yesterday I was for peace.
Today I'm for war.
Don't care.
Whatever Trump does, I'll support it.
No shame.
Just keep plowing forward.
Keep pushing ahead.
The only thing that matters is owning libs, having actual like core values, beliefs.
Fuck that.
My only core value is orange man good and liber and liberal tears.
Yeah, keep crying tears, liberal cuck.
Donald Trump's your president.
He just killed the Aatolla.
Woo, MAGA.
And it's like, well, I hope for your sake that gas isn't $7 a gallon in two weeks.
I mean, for my sake, too, but for you.
Well, and, you know, you look at a lot of, you know, I don't have demographic statistics in front of me, but you know, a huge swath of the mega base.
They aren't exactly very wealthy.
So they're going to be, and one of the reasons they voted for Trump is because Trump promised them this and Trump promised them that and Trump promised them this and Trump promised them that.
Well, guess what?
When the gas prices go up and you can't get to your minimum wage job where you can barely afford this and barely afford that as it is, well, hey, guess what?
You know, there's, there's this meme, I love.
It's of this old woman and she's wearing a MAGA head.
It looks like she's at a rally and she's yelling.
And the caption reads, I voted to be racist, not poor.
Yep.
Oh, yeah.
Well, and that's true.
That's true.
Long-Term Consequences Matter00:06:40
It's like, it's like, and the whole, the whole, the whole premise behind the MAGA psychology is generally, I don't care if I suffer as long as the people I hate suffer too.
And that is the most inhumane thing that I can think of.
Like, like, like, I mean, even some murderers, when they, you know, you hear about crimes of passion, like I killed her because I loved her.
Like, there's even more courtesy in that act than some of the philosophy of MAGA.
Like, how, how can you hate that much?
And I just don't, I can understand a serial killer.
I can understand a family annihilator more than I can understand that philosophy.
Quick disclaimer, Stephanie is not advocating for any of that.
No, she isn't.
Oh, boy.
I mean, the thing, it would be good for America if nothing came of this.
Again, like, it's just this hilarious, endless gif of fucking Jesse Penguin screaming he can't keep getting away with it over and over and over again because Trump just does these things and it works out because the other side can't punch back.
Like if Trump like toppled Cuba's regime tomorrow, that would probably be a net positive for the world because fuck those people.
I mean, the problem would be who would actually take over because Trump has no interest in doing anything other than just killing the leader.
Like Trump's whole job is just, hey, military intelligence and the CIA, tell me where the leader is.
They're like, the leader's here, sir.
He's like, he thinks it's like a movie.
You kill the evil overlord and his castle topples around him.
Yeah, he thinks you throw the one ring into Mountain Doom and then like the Eye of Sauron dissipates and then all of his minions flee and retreat.
That is always the rule.
I remember when I was a little kid and I used to watch The Last Unicorn on an Endless Loop.
Like, I'm like, why is it in every movie when the bad guy dies, the castle crumbles?
Yeah, but it's funny that you said that.
But yeah, Trump, Trump, and I was listening to a conspiratuality episode about Trump's disintegrating mind.
And they did say that if he does have dementia, which he probably does, that it, I mean, he never did have any maturity.
And he even said himself that he's the same person as he was when he was like five years old or something.
But you have that mentality, that child mentality.
You're not, you don't have a long-term plan.
Like what, I mean, if you were a real leader and you had a long-term plan and you took out the leader of another country, you, the, the sensible, reasonable thing would be go in, rebuild that country, help that, but like World, I may be an idiot, but I know that the reason that World War II started was because of what we did after World War I, because we bankrupted, because we didn't help rebuild.
And that's why World War II started.
So you, you, if you're going to go in and take out a leader, if you're going to go in and cause destruction, you have to go in and you have to rebuild.
And there's none of that.
Or you just have the second in command give you a giant oil bribe and you just fucking leave Venezuela under the control of the dictatorship.
You do a decapitation strike, but then you just regrow the head.
It's just a hydra.
You just have one head replace the other and you just move along.
And that's the problem with Iran is that there really is no replacing the Ayatollah with some Trump compliant piece of shit who will cut him a check and move on.
And I mean, again, it would be good for everyone if there was.
Like if all of these bad decisions by Trump were just like these Homer Simpson-esque blunders that somehow worked out for him and the world in the long run, that would be great.
But the whole point is that you can't keep doing stupid shit and expecting it to work out.
I have walked by blackjack tables and I've watched idiots fucking staying on 14 against a 10, like splitting twos against a 10, making every mistake in the book.
And they are stacking money.
They're winning every hand irregardless.
They're making it rain.
And it's like, if they get up and leave right now, they'll be a winner.
But if they keep sitting at that table and they keep playing wrong, they will lose.
And they will lose quickly.
It will all go away.
And that's literally what Trump has done here is he's played another hand badly.
Could he get away with it?
Yes.
Totally possible.
Something could happen where we get a new Ayatollah and that guy says, here, here, Donald Trump, here's a pile of oil.
I'll let you open up 20 McDonald's in my country, whatever you need.
Let bygones be bygones and everyone's happy and it all shakes out for the better and no one remembers those three dead Americans.
But what are the odds that's going to be the way it plays out?
What are the odds it's going to work out great that way?
That for the fifth time in a row, you're going to stay on 14 against an ace and it's just going to dealer's going to bust anyways.
I mean, it's just, you just can't keep fucking up and expecting it to work out.
Sooner or later in the long run, it comes to bite you in the ass.
And I mean, I really didn't have any opinions about Venezuela in the sense that I thought at worst Venezuela would descend into civil war and it would be their problem and we really wouldn't care about it because we're Americans.
We're fucking arrogant, stupid pieces of shit.
But I kind of didn't think that it was going to just be, yeah, we'll let Maduro's people run it now that we've gotten Maduro.
So that'll be great.
And so, but Iran is just such a different kettle of fish.
There's so much going on.
It's going to suck.
That's it.
I mean, I thought the first time it was going to suck, but then they let the Ayatollah stay alive.
It all worked out.
Smooth sailing.
Shoving Iran's Nose In The Shit00:02:57
This time, we really fucking just shoved their nose in the shit.
We were like, boom, take that, Iran.
How do you like them apples?
And allegedly, America's asking for a ceasefire already.
And Iran's like, oh, no.
Oh, no.
That ain't fucking happening, motherfucker.
So I just don't know.
I know that it isn't good.
And I also know that it was really depressing that our orange daddy, our supreme god emperor, didn't feel the need to go to the White House for any of this.
Like we have the fucking videos of him at Mar-a-Lago with like fucking battle plans on curtains at his fucking like it's like, really?
Mar-a-Lago?
Like you're fucking hanging out with the hotel guests down there while you're bombing a foreign country.
Someone was, someone said that he keeps trying so hard to recreate that picture from the situation room, you know, when Biden was killed.
Right.
Yeah.
And my favorite thing about those photos is that we're now so late into the Trump term and he's just like so old and withered that he's wearing a baseball cap and all those photos because he can't even get his hair done anymore.
His hair is now just so wispy and gone.
And you know, you know that like he wants that like shot of him in profile, his majestic comb overflowing as he's like staring at a map or like pointing at a general or something.
And then, and like he just woke up that morning, like worked on his hair for like 10 minutes, couldn't get it to do anything.
He was like, ah, fuck it.
Just put on his ball cap and went about his day.
I just, I just love that like that's like my sad sign of like Trump's like cripplingly declining health is that he just can't can't even get the hair working anymore.
Can't even get the pompadour like to where he thinks it's respectable.
So he has to just put on a USA or a MAGA hat and then just go about his business.
I saw something where they were like saying like that we hacked Iranian TV and like Netanyahu and Trump were like giving the Iranian people messages telling them to like take back their country from the people.
And I'm like, yeah, that would inspire me seeing this like fucking decrepit one million year old guy in a USA ball cap going, people of Iran, take back your country.
It's yours now.
I totally did it for you.
I did it for the rock.
Just I'm like, I mean, have they been protesting in Iran for a couple of weeks already anyway?
Yeah.
And the Iranian government like murdered like tens of thousands of them.
I mean, it's like day late and a dollar short, motherfucker.
Like, yeah, but now some intern is putting together a PowerPoint presentation.
She's like, look, look, sir, they listened to you and now they're protesting in the streets.
Don't look at the timestamp that says this is from January.
Decrepit Leader's Legacy00:03:20
Right, exactly.
Fucking exactly.
Oh my God.
It's all of that.
It's all of that.
Yeah.
I mean, the thing is, the thing is, is like next week's pod is going to be so different with a week of clarity between now and then where like next week it'd be like, well, thank God that whole thing blew over again.
Ah, Donnie Trump, the old, let's see Trump wriggle his way out of this one.
Ah, well, nevertheless, just that kind of thing.
Or the worst part here is the waiting.
Right, exactly.
Or it's like next week, it's like, hey, Eric, have you seen gas for less than 20 a gallon?
And Eric's like, nope, it's not fucking happening.
It's like, ah, cool.
I mean, I wanted to, I'm so glad we skipped recession and went straight to depression.
Just Trump was like, let's look.
Personally, I'm going to buy some barbed wire because I'm totally ready for Mad Max.
I think that's the next step on the road.
Go ahead, Steph.
Another thing that I think that we should consider, if there is a future, sorry to be so dark, but when you have an older president like Trump, do you have to take into consideration that this fucker's on his way out?
He doesn't care about the fart that he's going to leave in the elevator because he's exiting on the next floor.
And, you know, so we definitely, we need younger people in office, not just because they understand the world a little bit better, but because they understand that there is a world after them.
I don't have kids and I never wanted kids.
And that's okay.
But I understand that there's other people that have children and they want a bright and happy future for them.
And I want that for them.
And I have a cat, okay?
And I know a cat isn't the same thing as a kid, but I want children and animals to live a happy life.
And I just don't understand how people can, I don't understand war.
I don't understand hate.
I don't understand greed.
I just don't.
I don't understand why you would want to do things that hurt other people.
I mean, if you're in a situation where you're like, okay, we have to bomb this place, we have to kill 100 people in order to save 1,000.
I get that.
But I don't see how we're saving anyone by doing what we're doing.
Oh, we're not saving anybody.
I mean, but this is what Trump wants.
It's like what people say, you know, why are all these CEOs so gung-ho on polluting the environment?
What do they want to make the earth cleaner?
I'm like, no, they don't care.
By the time everything's screwed up, they'll be long dead.
Yeah.
And the problem really is, is that even if Trump were to pass, JD Vance is every bit the warmongering piece of shit Trump is.
And Vance, Vance is incredible.
I think Vance would be the youngest president we've ever had if like if he were to become president like anytime soon.
Chaos In The Oval Office00:06:33
But he is just he's just in it to win it, that guy.
I mean, he is fucking absolutely, oh, he's 41.
Yeah, he would be the youngest ever.
Because Roosevelt was 42 and JFK was 43.
What do these people do to themselves that they all look 10 years older than me and they're younger?
It's magical.
It's truly magical.
Like when I found out that Alex Jones is only a few years older than me, I'm like, are you sure?
Yeah, hate agents.
That's a bad batch of adrenochrome.
But it really comes down to the neocon mindset and the ideology these people have, which all these assholes just lied their asses off about how Donald Trump was a non-interventionalist, how he was against the deep state war machine and all that happy horse shit.
Well, it's possible that he was against it at the time they said it, but now somebody stirred the pudding in his head and he changed his mind.
Well, I don't, seeing as how he drone struck that Iranian general in his first term, I don't think so.
So, I mean, like, that was his bin Laden moment.
But I mean, this was it is just so ridiculous that all these people fucking did all this crap to try to portray Kamala as a warmonger and Trump as the peace candidate.
And during the election, that was entirely about the fact that Kamala wanted Ukraine to win the war and Trump wanted Russia to win the war, but he wouldn't say that.
And the media wouldn't call him on it.
So Trump would just say, I want peace between Ukraine and Russia.
And that would be just his boilerplate defense.
And no one would be like, well, what concessions are you going to make Russia make in order to achieve peace?
And he'd be like, I'm just going to solve it on day one and it will be so easy.
And our media never pushed him on anything.
Meanwhile, Kamala Harris was like, I will give you a $25,000 tax credit when you buy your first home.
And people were like, how are you going to fund that, you crazy Jezebel?
Ah, this wacky tard has no idea how economy works.
She'll run us right into the poorhouse with her socialist schemes.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump's like, I will raise the prices of everything with crippling tariffs and wage war unprovoked.
And the media was like, who knows what inscrutable messaging Trump's using?
Oh, he's such a wacky guy.
Have you seen the adorable dance he does?
Oh, he was giving out fries in that drive-through at McDonald's.
Oh, he's so great.
Can't you just vote for him?
Please vote for him.
He creates so much content for him.
Please put him back in the White House.
It's going to be so much fun.
Oh, God.
You cannot hate our media enough.
You fucking cannot hate them enough.
It's literally impossible.
Absolutely bought and paid for fucking shills for this buffoon of a president.
Mike's beating it around the bush.
No strong opinions today.
Yeah, I'm trying to work out your message here.
It's inscrutable.
I, much like Kroot, are inscrutable.
Exactly.
That's me.
Oh, God.
I'm trying to remember which Warhammer, like Ted Ash.
I can never say the names of the Warhammer 40, the Chaos Gods correctly, but there's like the one that creates the inscrutable plans that no one can ever discern what his actual agenda is.
They cannot be screwed.
Yeah, yeah, because it's Korn and Nurgle and Slanash and the guy whose name I can't say.
Bill.
Yeah, Bill.
That'd be great.
That'd be so great if fucking Games Workshop did that.
That'd be awesome.
Bill the Chaos God.
Bill, the God of Chaos.
I just love that it's Korn spelled like really funky.
And they were just like, that's good enough.
We're just.
Well, hey, there is a band that spelled corn with a K, so why not?
And then if you watch Iron Chef, apparently there was a Japanese musician who was the same thing.
He was corn with a K.
And he was one of the judges on Iron Chef for a few episodes.
It was great.
It was like so funny.
They'd be like, and also joining today to judge corn.
And I'd be like, that's not the white guy with the dreads and everything.
That's not him.
He's not dreaming about sex all day.
What's going on here?
This doesn't make any sense.
But yeah, I mean, so, oh, God.
It's just really fun that we're just led by the nose by this moron.
It's this is like what Dick Cheney said about the W administration back in the day that you and the reality-based community will just study what we do.
And while you're studying it, we will just go out and do more shit.
And then you will have to study the shit we have just done.
And while you're trying to analyze that, we will do more.
And like, he just like, he was like, you are the spectators and the nerds who try to analyze, but we are the movers and shakers.
We are the ones who create reality.
You merely discern it.
And that's where we are now.
We just have our ignorant tyrant God just going around breaking shit with his cheerleaders going, yay, break more shit.
That's right.
Yeah.
Trump is Bane and the rest of us are Batman who merely took on the darkness.
Oh, no.
Someone I follow on Blue Sky Ed posts that say like Trump rips off his mask and surprised that he was Dick Cheney all along.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's really that.
And it's just like, yep.
Oh, boy.
I really just, man.
Well, it's great.
It's just great.
Everything's going great.
Couldn't be better.
We're doing a bang up job, everyone.
Good job, America.
Take a lap.
Take a lap, everybody.
We're killing it.
We're doing so good.
So, yeah.
We'll be back next week.
And who knows?
Hopefully we'll be on next week.
That's the point.
The plan.
The plan is the plan.
The plan you can trust.
We'll be back next week.
Trust the plan.
Trust the plan.
I actually saw some, I saw some fucking guy who didn't look like a QAnon promoter, like talking about this.
And then at the end, they said something to the effect of, well, I guess I'm trusting the plan.
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And I'm like, well, you just gave away the game there, asshole.
Like, you just admitted you're a not serious person if you're going to fucking say that.
So, yeah.
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Thanks to DJ Minimal Effort and Frosty for the bumps and the music that I accidentally remixed.