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Aug. 10, 2023 - Adventures in HellwQrld

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Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #152: Trump Truth Meltdown, Ohio Loves Abortion

This week Haley, Mike, and L talk about Elon and Zuck maybe fighting again (but likely not cause Elon is a coward), plus we have Trump throwing a fit on Truth and the GOP getting crushed in a special election in Ohio. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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	Content Warning.
	The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
	Listener discretion advised.
	Hello, everybody.
	I am Mike Rains, a.k.a.
	Poker and Politics.
	Welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
	This week, I am joined, as always, by Arizona right wing watch, a.k.a.
	Haley.
	Hello.
	She's going to work on the intro.
	We're going to- Yo!
	Yo, yo!
	What up?
	Hi, everybody!
	Bang, bang!
	Pew, pew!
	All right.
	Bang, bang, pew, pew.
	I think you got something there.
	Was that something?
	Was that anything?
	Possibly, yes.
	And I'm also joined by the mysterious Elle.
	Hello, my beautiful babies.
	And hello, Mike.
	And hello, Hayley.
	Welcome back.
	And also, everybody shut up.
	I have to say something.
	Because somehow during the intro, I was reminded of a thing I need to talk about immediately.
	All right.
	I was on TikTok, as I want to do on my commute.
	Yep.
	And I got, like, one of those targeted video ads.
	Now, I don't know what it was about my algorithm that decided that I needed to see this and that it might be a thing I'm interested in, but it truly does not say anything great about my character, so strap in.
	Because what it was advertising to me was a website that makes and sells a little metal card called the Enpass.
	Oh dear god!
	What the hell is that?
	It's a pass to say, if you go to their website, in the fine print, there's a little cheeky, yeah, this pass gives you the permission to say Nigeria whenever you want.
	Oh!
	And I'm just like, okay, yeah, I guess you would have to say something like that.
	But let's peel back that one little layer of centrifuge and just be like, oh my god, you're supposed to be a card that I'm supposed to, like a gag gift I'm supposed to give somebody, and just be like, here you go.
	Here's your in-pass.
	I got it as a gag gift.
	It gives you free license to just let it loose.
	I was confused for a minute.
	And now I am.
	Where did you see that ad?
	TikTok?
	Not Twitter?
	I'm pretty sure.
	I mean, I got rid of Twitter slash, well, I stopped using it because I can't get out of my path.
	I don't have my password, so I can't delete it.
	Bitches.
	Although, coincidentally, I'm pretty sure I also tied it to a, uh, what are those like, what are they called?
	Like the key, like the protection things, you know what I mean?
	The authenticator.
	Yeah.
	Which I didn't migrate over properly on my new phone.
	So now that I've deleted the app on my phone, I don't think I can ever get back into my account.
	So it's truly just the zombie account.
	Like I just have no recourse.
	It's just up there forever.
	So that was your TikTok ad.
	What are you, what are you looking on TikTok?
	I don't know.
	I mean, it's funny, too, because, well, this week, like, honestly, like, I could kind of see how the algo would have got there this week, because this week, like millions of other people, I was celebrating the tremendous victory in the Battle of Alabama.
	Dude, the Battle of Alabama was sick.
	It was great.
	I loved every moment of it, except for that last shot, which I think everyone kind of universally sort of agrees was the uncalled-for punctuation mark on what was otherwise a great ordeal.
	What, the chair?
	That was sick!
	The chair to the lady that was just sitting on that, like the chair to the guys that were brawling, that was absolutely sick.
	But like, the just before being arrested chair shot to that one dumpy lady who was just sitting on the duck.
	Maybe she was shouting N really loud, you could hear it, you know?
	And he's like, you know what, shut up!
	Boom!
	I mean, to be fair, there's certainly a level of justification that could exist there that I'm just not privy to.
	That was so funny!
	I watch a lot of people who have more skin in the game, so to speak, break it down on TikTok, and thankfully they all sort of agree.
	They gloss over it really fast, but everyone's just sort of like, yeah, the chair shot, which, you know, whatever, that's probably a little bit outside.
	That's a yellow card at least, you know?
	Yeah, we'll say yellow card.
	You never know, there could be a green.
	It was hilarious, though.
	That was a good... That was just a good... The guy that jumped out of the boat, like, jumped out of the boat and swam like Aquaman and just, like, got up there and started fighting.
	Yeah, I mean, the whole thing was just such an incredible... Recruit that guy for something.
	I don't know, like, a movie as Aquaman.
	Yeah, and then the security guard who, like, literally just threw his hat in the air like a signal flare.
	Yeah.
	That was great.
	Great moment.
	Great moment in history.
	And, you know, it's always nice when a conflict happens if the right side wins.
	And I feel like we could all look at the footage there, extrapolate the information we need from just general society, and be like, oh, yeah, totally.
	The right side won there.
	Whatever those white people were doing, it was out of pocket.
	They definitely shouldn't have hit that guy for no reason.
	Like, I'm sure they said a lot of stuff.
	Yeah, just move your fucking boat, you dumb idiots.
	Just move your stupid boat.
	Nobody is more still a target for just, like, guilt-free watching them get their asses paddled than, like, a white boy wearing a snap cap.
	You know what I mean?
	Dude, if you got, like, or a trucker hat or something, if you're wearing, like, a backwards baseball cap and you're a Caucasian male with shirt off, then I am ready to see whatever you're about to get.
	But anyway, so I can see a racist TikTok algorithm just equating my love of watching black folks break down this hilarious video of black folks destroying white folks over and over again, which I did a bunch over the past couple of days, and just be like, oh, let's offer this wacky gag gift.
	But no, they happened in the opposite order than that.
	So I don't know what I was looking for.
	All of my guesses would be super racist, so I'm not sure if it's, like, inside of the pocket for me to even speculate.
	You gotta, like, add more pinky doll into your algo, you know?
	I guess.
	I mean, for the record, I spend a lot of time, like, on my TikTok watching dance videos and hip-hop art, like, looking for undergrad hip-hop music, so...
	This guy gets the end pass.
	I've decided as the TikTok algorithm.
	Jesus Christ.
	You know what?
	I'm good.
	I'm good on that.
	Thank you, TikTok.
	I'm good on that as a stocking stuffer.
	I'm good on that for myself.
	I don't need that.
	I don't want that.
	Nope.
	Hard pass on all of it.
	Thank you.
	I will counter with my hard pass.
	It looks like a sort of Uno reverse card, but it just says hard pass on it.
	Dude, we can make those on Etsy as a cleanup.
	Here's your hard pass.
	Anyway.
	If you're listening to this, shut up.
	You don't get to do that.
	That's our idea.
	That's for merch in the future.
	Oh, God.
	My grand total of social media is... I'm basically on Facebook a little to talk in the group chat with Elle and other friends of ours from the meat world, the touching grass world.
	And I was scrolling down Facebook through all the horrifying ads and nonsense that I deal with, And I had a photo from one of my in-shape lady friends, and she was wall climbing.
	She was doing this very difficult wall.
	And as she was reaching from one handhold to another, she had to do a very far extend.
	So her back muscles were very defined as she did that.
	And I was just thinking to myself, God, I know so many sickos and absolutely brain-poisoned lunatics that would just look at a still shot of that and be like, Dude.
	That's dude.
	That's back phrenology right there.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, God.
	The back phrenology.
	You have no idea.
	And she's got a short haircut right now.
	So, oh, God.
	She's got hair phrenology, too.
	Yes.
	Oh, it's all about all of these things.
	I can't even say that guy's name.
	Hamadalia or whoever it is.
	The new Nazi that shockingly got revealed as being a Nazi.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, it's just all of that shit.
	It's just, people are so... The new Nazi just dropped.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Boom!
	Yo, y'all, the new Nazi just dropped.
	His name is unpronounceable.
	Goodbye.
	It's just some weird-ass name, as usual.
	Someone posted a thing about that guy where they were like, everyone loves the new internet sensation Milkshake Nazi, and oh, I regret to inform you that Milkshake Nazi is a Nazi.
	It's so shocking.
	What are the odds?
	I just can't even have a friend being like, just crush this wall today, boom, feeling great.
	And I'm just like, man, if, like, that post ever got out anywhere outside of, like, the private Facebook area I am in, like, there would be a large crowd.
	People would be like, wow, girl, you fucking killed that wall!
	You're the best!
	And then the weirdos would show up and be like, that's a dude.
	Dude.
	Guy.
	The transvestigators would get in there right quick.
	Wow, Mike, how dare you sell the whole segment of just regular style perverts short.
	They would also show up That's true.
	That's very true.
	I completely forgot.
	I'm so toxic.
	I can't even get to just the regular misogyny and sexual objectification of a woman.
	I don't care, I'm gonna smash that wall, you know what I mean?
	Yeah, I completely forgot.
	I'm so toxic, I can't even get to just the regular misogyny and sexual objectification
	of a woman.
	I have to go straight to the transvestite.
	Yeah, this is how I know your brain has been poisoned by the circles you traffic at.
	You have forgotten that there is just like... Just because you frequently dig beneath the layer of misogyny and traffic in the Underrealm, don't forget there's a huge blanket of smog that protects that realm from the rest of society and it's just misogyny.
	Yeah.
	I think that's the end of the fifth element where Bruce Willis has to dive that cab down to the old ruins of the previous city.
	Yeah.
	That's where you're at.
	But the rest of us don't go down there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Oh my god.
	Yikes.
	People are the worst.
	It's not the worst though.
	The sexual openness of Baldur's Gate 3, while we're still talking about random stuff segment before we get to the boosh.
	Baldur's Gate 3, you know what?
	Speaking of brain poisoning, I've never played one of these games before.
	A friend got it for me as a gift just because literally everybody else in our group chat was talking about it and he didn't want me to feel left out.
	So shout out to that Fred.
	I know you listen.
	Big ups.
	And yeah, now I see the light.
	I mean, I don't want to use his name, but you know.
	Shout out Anon.
	Yeah, shout out Anonymous Fred.
	Now I can try to have sex with a bear.
	Or like an elf or whatever that's pretending to be a bear by using magic to transform into an actual bear.
	Yeah, our audience members who don't want to be named, I guess we could just call them like Helenons or something.
	That'd be like, that's our secret fan base.
	We'll workshop it.
	I'm too busy thinking about the assortment of dicks and vulvas you can choose at the Get Polished Game 3.
	Someone had a TikTok where they got some sort of underwear for their character and then they were like, what is my character wearing now?
	And then they clicked a bunch of buttons and made their character naked and had to blur it out.
	And he was like, Oh my dear lady, please put something on.
	And they had to click on, like put on clothing for her.
	Yeah, I mean, you could turn off all that stuff if you want to.
	There's a button that turns off all the sensitive bits.
	And another button to turn off all the, like, sexy time, if you don't want any of that in your story.
	It'll just gloss right over it.
	Mike Pence, come on.
	I mean, I'm just saying, if you don't want to look at a little gnome ding-dong bouncing around.
	There's no sliders or anything for it, though, so you have, like, pre-established links and girth, as far as I can tell, for now.
	I'm sure there's going to be a robust modding community for this game, but... Oh, yeah.
	But, you know, I was playing a gnome, so I went for the most sufficiently gnome-y looking one.
	Sort of short, with a lot of pubic hair.
	You know, I never really put much thought into it until I was making my character.
	I was like, you know what, that seems like the most gnome-y dick.
	Beautiful.
	Yeah.
	I bet I'm in.
	I'm sure that these power fantasy nerds, as soon as they get a chance to, they're going to be like, yeah, my character's name is King Ding Dongicus, like third of his name.
	And he's got, he's just packing mad heat.
	Oh, jeez.
	Anyway.
	Okay.
	That's enough vamping for the time being.
	Let's get into the Mighty Boosh.
	It's time for a light sampling of insanity.
	Get ready for the amuse-bouche!
	Alright, I guess it's time for us to once again stir our bald friend Joe Rogan from his eternal slumber deep beneath the earth's crust like some sort of elder creature.
	We will summon him, and this week we will be talking about how he is apparently a lake truther.
	According to Mike Raines.
	Now, that can mean any number of things.
	So, Mike, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
	Well, we're talking about Haley's favorite politician from her beloved state of Arizona, that being Carrie Lake, gubernatorial election loser Carrie Lake.
	Oh, this isn't about Ricky Lake?
	The jacket says governor!
	I can't wait until she has her new Vice President jacket for when she loses as Vice President.
	I hear she's going to announce for Senate soon.
	That's what the local media is speculating.
	They say dress for the job you want.
	True.
	Not the one you have.
	It's going to be awesome when she runs for both Senator and Vice President simultaneously and then loses both races.
	It's problematic for me because I've always wanted to be Barack Obama, but I can't.
	You know, that's, ooh, that's a no-go right there.
	He's just so cool.
	Yes.
	So our boy Joe Rogan had a guest on who was obviously some sort of right-wing ding-a-ling that I didn't even bother looking into.
	But in their clip, Joe's just sort of like, you know, election fraud, probably real.
	I mean, the government says there's no election fraud, but that's not true.
	I mean, there's gotta be a little, a skosh.
	And then, as an example of actual election fraud, he brought up the fact that Carrie Lake probably got screwed out of her election, probably was the rightful winner, but hey, these things happen.
	And that, quote unquote, machines broke down and this, that, the other thing.
	And then Rogan ended his little, uh, stirring dissertation by stating that there is obviously a concerted effort to make sure that certain people get elected, which he tried to make sound nefarious and not the entire purpose of political parties.
	That's kind of why you run a political party to get a person elected.
	Here's a, here's a question for you.
	Do we think this is an actual thing that Joe Rogan believes?
	Or is this just Joe Rogan being within 30 feet of somebody who believes this?
	Both.
	He's just like, that sounds right, sure.
	I don't know.
	My brain is empty.
	Yeah, he just sort of, he's like a ditto.
	He's like a mirror.
	He just like sits down across from somebody and they're just like, I'm going to tell you my opinion and I'm going to do some stuff.
	And then by the end of it, he's just like, well, I believe in that stuff.
	Oh, my zoinks and willikers.
	I'm totally down.
	Obviously lizard people control the subways.
	Thank you.
	And then, you know, like after that person's like out of his radius, he just goes back to being his inner self.
	He's, you know, not the smartest.
	Yeah, the thing is, is that I can't give him the benefit of the doubt anymore because he always manages to keep himself within 30 feet of right wing nuts at this point.
	Like, he's just, he's just decided to use that whole ditto persona to try to insulate himself from the harsher criticisms that would come from his belief system.
	So he's just sort of like, People think I absorb the badness from the people I'm around.
	So what if I'm just constantly around bad people?
	So I have this like defense mechanism against being labeled as being actually believing this nonsense.
	Well, I mean, that would be interesting enough to be true, except knowing what we know about Joe Rogan, that he's very successful, that he's incredibly wealthy, that he's friends with incredibly influential people, and that apparently he's savvy enough to know his place in the world.
	Wouldn't that make Joe Rogan, like, a genius?
	Do we love Joe Rogan?
	I mean, okay, love the drug word.
	How about aspire to be?
	Is Joe Rogan the greatest sellout in the history of the world?
	I think he's pretty right-leaning.
	I think it's fair to say.
	His monkey brain is pretty just generally right-leaning.
	But didn't he start off like that?
	But he got his foot in the industry.
	I never really coded him.
	Fear Factor?
	You remember Fear Factor?
	I'm going before Fear Factor when he was just like a dumb stand-up comedian and comedic actor.
	I never really got like sort of ultra right-wing leaning.
	Vibe out of him.
	We'll watch the comedy first.
	We'll watch the comedy He did the stand-up for a bonus content and we'll we'll review it That would be great to do because I'm not sure I like if you go into his back catalog He can have like Dave Chappelle level transphobic shit in there that I'm just like not remembering.
	It's totally racist How did we not realize He originated Achmed the Dead Puppet or whatever.
	That's like... Yeah, that was actually him.
	He started that.
	He actually gave John Dunham the fucking racist Muslim puppet.
	Yeah.
	Those are good years.
	Maybe I guess I was just blinded by a news radio and I can't really think anything else about the guy.
	I hate most stand-up, so this will be torture for me, Mike.
	We should do this.
	I mean, because before all of the Joe Rogan experience shit, way back in the day, I remember him being like this folk hero, kind of, because he was the one who charged up on stage and told Carlos Mencilla to go fuck himself for stealing all those jokes.
	Oh yeah, Carlos Mencilla, that was like Joe Rogan's moment of becoming the ultimate hero when he confronted that guy for being a joke thief, and everyone's like, oh shit, Rogan's standing up for the little guy, way to go!
	But I mean, now, like, Alex Jones is doing, like, bits on his show, where he's basically, like, cutting, like, wrestling promos, where he's like, and now we've got Joe Rogan.
	Rogan's finally been awakened.
	We've unleashed him.
	He's now Alex Jones.
	It's like, Alex, shut the fuck up.
	Calm down, buddy.
	Is Alex Jones, like, willingly offering up his hollowed-out shell for, like, Joe Rogan to hermit crab into now that Alex Jones is going to get litigated into nothingness?
	Pretty much.
	I mean, that's the way... He's trying to, like, pass the torch to Joe Rogan, but the problem is that he can't reach Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan is already so much more successful than him.
	He's like, what?
	I can't hear you from down there, Mr. Jones.
	What are you saying?
	Oh, I get the torch?
	Great.
	My 200 million listeners will be excited to know.
	I'll say just platforms like awful people, so it's like... Oh yeah, that's the main thing.
	I mean... Oh, look, we all know that Joe Rogan is terrible.
	But I'm just saying, like, I don't want to have to acknowledge that maybe he's, like, a savvy kind of terrible that you wouldn't expect looking at him.
	Because he looks like a high school wrestling coach, you know?
	Oh yeah, there are people who are thinking that the stuff he's doing right now is a kind of way of going after Tucker Carlson's market share.
	Because Tuk Tuk, the views on Tuk Tuk's Twitter show, not great.
	He has been cratering most aggressively since.
	Basically, he had a big first show, boom, huge ratings, everything going great, and then dip, dip, dip, Trump indictment, huge ratings, and then just off a cliff.
	Like, right after the first Trump indictment and Tucker pissing and moaning about it, his show just died a death on Twitter.
	He's getting, like, no views now.
	I mean, but that's so surprising because the platform is in such, like, competent hands.
	Such competent hands that are about to be thrown at Mark Zuckerberg, apparently.
	Yes.
	Like, I can't get a two-minute video to, like, function, you know?
	Like, load.
	It just, like, gives me the scroll-y bar of death.
	Like, you wouldn't watch a two-hour video on there.
	Oh, God, no.
	Not anymore.
	Yeah, but I log out of the times of watching the Super Mario Bros.
	movie while it's still in theaters on Twitter.
	X doesn't play that shit.
	X doesn't work that well.
	You know, we got to run that copyright problem by just making a platform that couldn't possibly do it.
	Your honor, our platform is too shitty for that.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, so this time, so like we're back to the rumblings that Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg are going to like literally fist fight each other.
	Which, I mean, I'll play ball with, sure.
	I mean, it seems like blue and odd pie in the sky nonsense, but yeah.
	All right.
	Let's watch these two billionaire doofuses fight each other in a ring for sport.
	Yeah, so something happened where Elon got the itch to talk shit about Zuck again, and then they talked about having the fight and live streaming it on X and donating all the money to charities or whatever.
	Which the site don't work.
	Zuckerberg, yeah, Zuckerberg came at him with a sick bird about like, I'm not sure if we should be using your platform as a way to make money.
	And it was like, oh, Zuck got him.
	And then after this discussion about the fight being back on after Elon begged out originally because his mommy wouldn't let him fight.
	Um, then after they had this little verbal sparring match and again, Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg
	is just like ready to go.
	Zuckerberg is like, I will fly a cage to wherever you need to fight me and we will do this shit.
	I will kill you.
	I don't want to beat the shit out of you.
	You have no idea you doughy moron.
	And Elon just like, he knows that's good PR.
	He knows if he kills him, he knows if he just one punches him and knocks him out cold, he would, you know, people would forget about the, the, you know, a lot of people would forget about the genocide that he helped to, uh, yeah, he's like, they killed Elon.
	Remember that?
	Yes.
	But yeah, so after all of this yelling, Elon then replied that he has to get an MRI for back and neck problems.
	Oh my God, this guy.
	And that after the results of the MRI, he will let Zuckerberg know if and when they can fight, which is to say that Elon, when we next see Elon, he'll be like wearing like an old, tiny, like a neck brace.
	He's gonna have his ambulance chaser lawyer in front of him talking about how he got sideswiped by an 18-wheeler and they're gonna sue them for like five million dollars and all that good stuff.
	He's gonna have his Better Call Saul attorney at his side.
	I just love that Elon just, the fact that he talks shit like this and then immediately backs down right afterwards, it's so childish.
	He just can't respond to Zuckerberg and be like, bro, we're not fighting with fists, we're fighting with platforms, and Threads is dog shit, and X is the future.
	He could just do that.
	Yes!
	that and like make himself look like the winner of the argument. But no, he's like, Oh yeah,
	bro, I'm totally down to fight, bro. We're gonna fight. And then, and then he's like,
	Mommy won't let me in. My back hurts. Yes. Exactly. It's like, it's like, you have any
	idea how bad that makes you look that you claim you want to throw down and then immediately
	afterwards you beg out so quickly. It's not even funny.
	It's like, oh my god.
	Speaking of things that are a bad look, in Elon Musk-related news, there's this Lizzo controversy, which I don't need to touch on.
	People are mad at Lizzo.
	But coming to Lizzo's defense is Grimes, who's just like, hey, I stand with Lizzo because she's nice, and cancel culture, etc.
	You know, I get it.
	I have been cancelled myself.
	And it's just like, well... You... People don't like you because you let a horrible person hit it raw multiple times.
	And they've never produced two children with him.
	Also, she was defending, he's like, he's not transphobic, he just doesn't like cancel culture.
	That was in, I think, that same interview.
	Yeah, but, yeah.
	She loves cancel culture because it helps make her feel like it absolves her of all of her shitty life choices and the fact that she's not a great person.
	So I'm here to use my tiny platform to remind you, the listener, that Grimes sucks.
	And yeah, she's made some catchy music.
	And if you like that music, that's still cool.
	But don't line Grimes's pockets.
	Do not support Grimes's message.
	She fucking sucks.
	Shitty people can make good music.
	I used to love CeeLo Green.
	Love CeeLo Green.
	But, you know, we don't listen to CeeLo Green no more.
	Nope, because one day CeeLo Green was like, if they're unconscious, consent doesn't matter, right?
	Right?
	And then everyone in the room started backing away slowly from him.
	And he was like, what are you talking about?
	Like his agent and all of his fan base.
	Grimes is going to do this debate, quote unquote debate, hosted by Barry Weiss in L.A.
	And it's like with the Red Scare podcast girls and ladies and That's great.
	I can't wait for her to go to that.
	I would love to go to that.
	But I gotta hear her quirky white girl opinions on stuff.
	Yeah, where she's like, the patriarchy was good, actually, because it like made roads.
	You remember that quote where she was in those big, goofy ass glasses looking like Kristen Sinema ass?
	Anyways, I'm not.
	And look, you know, like, I don't know.
	Female fascists are so weird.
	Even if you were into it, it would seem like a trap to me.
	Like, you know, you get, like, you just get this, like, vaguely, this, like, you know, I wouldn't even say vaguely, but just, like, traditionally attractive, like, woman who's just, like, actually, I love the patriarchy, and I can't wait to have sex with people like Elon Musk.
	And it's just, like, I don't know what you're trying to trick me into, but you seem like a trick.
	Or just the worst person ever.
	So take your pick.
	Worst or trick?
	And I don't mean like a whore, I guess.
	I should clarify, because we don't make them kind of jokes anymore.
	No, you are doing something to manipulate me and I don't understand what.
	I don't get it.
	Oh yeah, I remember they had... Manipulating you into like techno-fascism, Elon-fascism.
	That's the manipulation.
	It's like some Stepper vibe shit, right?
	It's like someone just looking down the barrel and just feeding, like an algorithm, like looking down the barrel and just feeding you what you think, what they think you'd want to hear.
	Like, oh no, I think it's great that you, like, that you, the royal you, meaning men, the great people, I have your boots on my neck.
	That's awesome.
	I can't get enough of that.
	Please, more boot.
	Yeah.
	I'm just like, uh, no.
	I'm one of the sensible ones who's guilty about the boot.
	I would like to do less boot, please.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it is called The Free Press and Fire Present A Clash of the Female Titans.
	Has the Sexual Revolution Failed?
	Oh, get me to that somebody, please.
	Wow.
	It is Grimes and Sarah Hader versus Anna Kavechkin and Louise Perry with special guests to be announced and Barry Weiss is the moderator.
	I bet Elon shows up.
	It's in LA.
	Yep.
	And for tiers, for $65, you get, quote unquote, nothing but a good time.
	$65.
	You get a tote, you get a tote bag.
	You know how much I want the female fascist tote bag?
	No, the tote bag is for $165.
	Oh, those fucks!
	Dude, dude, these grifters, man.
	Can somebody, listeners, listeners with money, I would like to go to this.
	I would like to go to this.
	Yeah, you're just jelly.
	Also, how are you going to go to this without giving them $125 of your precious dollars?
	I just appealed to the audience to stop giving Grimes money, and here you are just being like, I would love to give Grimes money!
	I can't wait to give Grimes my money!
	Jesus, this is an event.
	Look, just hopefully somehow surreptitiously one of those bags can make it into your hands, perhaps without anybody exchanging hands, you know?
	Only the most normal people in the audience, I'm sure.
	Oh god, that audience is going to be absolutely pilled.
	They're going to be so nuts.
	I don't even know who's going to be on the side of the women's revolution being a good thing, or are both sides going to argue against it?
	It's all against it.
	It's all that it was bad and a failure, and that we must submit to our Elon overlords.
	It has to be like a beta male shooting gallery, right?
	Oh god.
	Like so many guys who think they've got that riz but clearly don't because if they did they would have to be like cruising for ladies at the... So many startups.
	Please hold us down, Rally.
	Yes!
	They're like, have you heard of Doge?
	Yeah, I'm heavily invested in what I'm calling the third wave of NFT collecting, so I might not be a multi-millionaire yet, but it's coming down the pipeline, so to speak.
	You want to get out of here?
	Great.
	Excellent.
	Yes, Charisma 12 guy, I'd love to get out of here.
	Wow, did he use potions to buff himself to 12?
	Holy shit!
	No, I feel like your beta guy is like, you know, you don't have the risk of being alpha, but you've elevated yourself from the plebs.
	Because otherwise, how would you feel confident enough to rate women on a number scale on that crazy Reddit page?
	Yeah!
	And then crush people when they rate a woman at 7.5.
	They're like, 7.5 bad, you fucking simp.
	Can you believe this fucking guy dared to rate this chick a 7.5?
	Hell no.
	And then smash cut to later that night, that guy is getting shot down by the least attractive woman in an Applebee's bar.
	And it's just like, okay, cool, good stuff.
	Lisa talks me.
	Anyway, what were we talking about?
	Oh yeah, Elon versus Zuck.
	God, I hope it happens.
	No matter who wins, we win.
	But let's move on to our last Boosh!
	item for the week.
	Apparently the Sound of Freedom.
	The Saudi Freedom.
	Let me try that again.
	It was the Sound of Freedom.
	Okay, and action!
	Apparently the sound of freedom has kicked up some sort of predictable dust the way that a movie regarding some child trafficking and child endangerment might.
	And of course, question mark, our friend Jace Du is involved somehow.
	I'm as confused as you are.
	Let's turn it over to Mike.
	Mike, what the fuck are you talking about?
	Okay, so Jay Stew started screaming and yelling about how one of the backers of The Sound of Freedom had been indicted for child kidnapping or trafficking, and that obviously the movie was now some sort of cover for the nefarious actual bad deeds that these people were doing themselves.
	And so This got a lot of people all hot and bothered.
	I actually had some people send me links to the stories about this and being like, hey, Mike, this is something probably you need to talk about on the podcast.
	And then the news actually came out about what happened.
	And what happened was, is that Fabian Marta, He was one of the 6,600 angel investors for the movie Sound of Freedom, which is basically this like Angel Studios was like, Hey, if you want to throw like a pile of money at this movie as an investor, we'll give you a credit.
	And I, and I think they may have also made it like a thing where you can get a small share in the profits of the movie if it does well.
	So this guy probably made some bag out of this whole thing, but.
	At the end of the movie, they literally have in the credits, they just have, thank you for all the people who threw money at us.
	And this guy's name is part of that almost 7,000 people in the credits.
	And this led the people...
	Yeah, exactly.
	Like a Kickstarter for a movie, basically.
	And this led the people that were like, yo, J-Stew, what the fuck are you doing?
	This guy was just literally one of thousands of people who threw money at this film.
	And then he was like, oh, this is how they're trying to defend it, diffuse it, and blah, blah, blah.
	And then People started digging into what actually happened with this guy.
	And this kidnapping charge is linked to a custody dispute, which is almost always what happens in an event like this.
	Because kidnapping a stranger's child is something that is like 1% of all kidnappings involve a stranger abducting a child.
	Like 99% of this shit is someone who knows the kid did something wrong with the kid.
	And then usually they're able to resolve it.
	There's a reason why in the legal system, we have a lesser charge than kidnapping called custodial interference.
	That like a kidnapping charge can get pled down to custodial interference because they're like, look, you didn't do that.
	You did this now just fucking like, you know.
	Wrap this shit up.
	Let's take a plea deal and get this over with and get the kid back where they need to be.
	Yeah, and then the flag comes on the field and then out of nowhere the ref comes into your life and it's just like...
	Flag on the play, custodial interference.
	Yes!
	Yes, exactly.
	They do the pushing motion, boom.
	And the crowd's like, BABY!
	You didn't even interrupt a rout!
	What the fuck, Ralph, this bullshit flag!
	You just ruined the Super Bowl!
	It's like, I'm still mad about that.
	It's like, what are your neighbors?
	Yelling the call from quote-unquote the stands?
	What effect on Rob that would be?
	Like a genie magic ref?
	Yes!
	So, no trafficking, no actual quote-unquote, like, taking of a kid.
	This incident is just a family dispute, as they almost always are.
	The guy who is involved was not a producer.
	Some TikTok videos claim this guy was a producer of the film, which he wasn't.
	He was just one of these people that Angel Studios managed to solicit for money, and he gave them money.
	So, like, this is a massively overblown thing.
	Please do not blue in on it.
	Please do not, like, start screaming and yelling about how- But my substack!
	Yeah, Mike, I have it on good authority via J-Stew's substack that this guy is, in fact, Meccano Hitler.
	The mastermind of it all.
	He's the reincarnated, cybernetic second form of Hitler.
	And connected to Mike Flynn somehow.
	He did it.
	Oh, he's Adolf Flynn.
	Flynn's little-known German brother who, yes, just absolutely both behind QAnon and the Third Reich.
	Somehow both.
	And he's a monster who specializes in child human centipedes, which is just an incredibly niche market.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like, who's this for?
	He's like, oh me, of course.
	Oh my god.
	If you do what you love, etc.
	Yes.
	So J-Stew continues to be a big piece of shit.
	Who would have guessed?
	If only that guy was ever right about anything, then maybe anyone should listen to him.
	But we'll be happy to report when it happens.
	It'll be a breaking headline news.
	J-Stew right about something for once.
	Yeah, we won't even have our small talk segment at the start of the pod.
	It'll just be 10 minutes of, holy shit, Jace Dew got something right.
	Can you believe it?
	I hope he listens to this and gets pissed off because I'll never hear about it because I don't use X anymore.
	And I certainly don't have a fucking sub stack or whatever, you know?
	Yeah, yeah.
	So come at me, bro.
	I'm immune to your bullshit.
	Yes.
	You're never going to convince me who Q was.
	It was Bill Clinton all along.
	Why?
	OK, let's move on to Q in the news.
	From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News!
	Okay, Q's not really in the news.
	Q's never really in the news anymore because you know who's always in the news?
	Donald Trump.
	All news is about Donald Trump and therefore all Q-related opinions are about the news related to Donald Trump.
	You dig?
	That's just sort of the world we live in until Donald Trump dies or becomes Emperor of America and bans free speech again.
	So, you know, take your pick.
	Anyway, more Trump news.
	Mike Rades, what are we talking about this week?
	What's going on with DT?
	Anything happen?
	What's going on?
	Okay, so Trump got on Truth Social and decided to throw just an absolute shit fit after his after his third indictment, which is which is only when we talk to you next week, we will probably be talking about his fourth indictment then because that'll be magical.
	Yeah, I keep hearing some shit.
	Oh yeah, oh, oh.
	Is Georgia apparently coming down the pipeline?
	Yeah, allegedly Georgia is due, Georgia could be as early as next Tuesday, or the upcoming Tuesday.
	Did the sheriff come out and was just like, oh we're getting a fucking mugshot?
	They were like, oh we're getting that mugshot baby.
	The shirts!
	Yeah, yeah, Georgia has, yeah, the guy came out and was like, Trump gets no preferential
	treatment from us. We will mugshot his ass when he is indicted in Georgia. So yes, the
	long awaited Trump mugshot for one of his indictments will happen if and when he gets
	indicted in Georgia.
	The shirts, I can't wait.
	Oh, sure.
	Can you imagine just like they're fucking like, you know, editors at newspapers the
	world over just getting mad turgid thinking about that day GT mugshot.
	Oh yeah, we're groping it.
	We can't wait.
	Oh god, yeah.
	Oh my favorite part about the Trump mugshot is he's obviously going to be wearing his lift to try to get to like 6-3 or 6-4.
	Oh God, he's going to be prancing into that fucking police station in heels basically.
	He's just going to be, he's going to make DeSantis' heels look sad by comparison.
	He's going to be behind the camera just like, alright there Mr. Cruz, you can go ahead and take that lift off so we can get a real picture of you here.
	But I'm the former president!
	Yeah, yeah.
	President schmesident.
	Take the shoe off.
	How many inches do you suppose that rug is in there?
	How about you take that... Let's see you with your real hair on there, sir.
	Yeah, God.
	He's so great.
	But, yeah, so... The first thing Trump tweeted, or true, as I should say, because we don't want to get this wrong on the platforms he's using... I thought it was an X now.
	Oh, no, that's the other place.
	Sorry.
	That's also stupid.
	Um, I was talking to someone about how I was deadnaming X by calling it Twitter still, and then my friend called me a Twitter turf because of that, and I posted that story on Twitter, and then someone replied to me and called me a cert, which is an ex-exclusionatory radical tweeter, which I thought was the greatest possible term to use for this, so I am absolutely a cert.
	That's funny, but I'm afraid to engage with it, because I feel like it's one of those things that at some point, if people start doing it, like, you know, the trans community will be like, stop taking power away from the actual problem, you dicks.
	Hey, as soon as the trans community throws the flag on that play, I'm out.
	I'm done.
	The joke goes from F to NF real quick, and then it's over.
	I'm so gun-shy these days.
	I think part of it is because, like, you know, I am getting, like, to the... I am getting to the age where I'm really not to be trusted by teens, you know what I mean?
	Like, I'm really starting to become, like, an adult-ass adult.
	And I don't want to become one of those, like, you know, people yelling at clouds.
	So I'm really inclined to just sort of be like, we're gonna play it extra safe.
	A lot of the jokes I make on the show, I'm just like, oh boy.
	Even some of the ones that are kind of mundane, like coming out of me, I'm just like, oh no.
	Like, the line.
	Am I still on it?
	Am I crossing the line?
	Are people going to think I'm a monster?
	And then I remember this line.
	If I have to become a monster, it's going to be for cash.
	That is how that works out.
	Until then, I'm going to continue to try to be a good person.
	But, once that man comes along, Oh yeah, if you can hit that Rogan sellout button, boom.
	Monster.
	Just pearly things.
	I'll say whoever you want as the president.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Give me a list of words, I'll say them.
	Oh man, so the first thing he said was the whole, if you're coming after me, I'm coming after you.
	And he then proceeded to take shots at Mike Pence, who has basically come out as being pretty much the star witness For the prosecution against Trump in the January 6th case, which is the case he's in the most danger in because it's in D.C.
	The judge apparently is going to not take his shit and is not Judge Cannon in Florida.
	Trump has also said this judge is biased against him and he wants her recused.
	He talks endless shit about Jack Smith.
	And my favorite thing that he has done in this whole, like, just absolutely delusional series of nutjobbery is he posted an attack ad against the prosecutors who are coming after him on Truth Social.
	This attack ad literally ends with him saying, I'm Donald J. Trump and I approve this message.
	The video starts with a little thing about Biden.
	He's like, well, you're as corrupt and as useless as Joe Biden.
	How do you keep power?
	And then he throws it to all of the district, all the DAs who are coming after him.
	Alvin Bragg, Fannie, I can't remember, Fannie Willis.
	I'm so sorry.
	I got her last name wrong, probably.
	But Georgia D.A., Jack Smith, he's just going after everybody.
	And the attack on him is like, Jack Smith had a conviction of a Republican governor overturned.
	Like, oh, Letitia James in New York, she's like, she ran on a campaign of getting Trump.
	Alvin Bragg has presided over a rampant rise in crime in New York, but won't actually prosecute anybody.
	And it's just, I'm just sitting there like, you got him.
	You got him, Trump.
	I, I'm not going to vote for any of those four people for president.
	You win.
	Like, uh, absolutely.
	When, uh, when, uh, when I get my ballot in November, 2024 for president, I will not be checking off the box that says Jack Smith.
	That I will not do because, uh, fuck that guy.
	Also, and you know, it's a point we have to belabor on the show because it's just like, it's totally the Q playbook for sure and general conservative playbook in general.
	But it's just like, when you're as useless as Joe Biden, you have to successfully rig the presidential election.
	Reign indictment after indictment down upon your opponent.
	Like, easily beat him in every way.
	And it's just like, alright, guys?
	Steal your nerves.
	At any moment, our hero will get to the point where he is useless.
	Because right now, I know it sounds bad.
	Men, I know it sounds like Joe Biden is pretty useful right now.
	But at any moment, Donald Trump will elaborate on his claims that he's useless.
	Alright, Mr. Sorry, President Trump.
	Continue.
	Get to the point where Joe Biden has ever failed.
	As it relates to you.
	Oh, it's never happened?
	Well, that's a huge blow to the old ego there.
	Oh, Joe Biden tripped over a sandbag once.
	That's how he's useless.
	You really want to argue physical dexterity?
	That's your play, Mr. President Trump?
	Well, his son is corrupt.
	And, you know, that's something that I don't have go for.
	Oh, wait.
	I'm getting word that, you know, this interview is over.
	Yes.
	Fucking clown shit, dude.
	Gets out of his chair, slowly shambles towards the door, has somebody else open it for him so he can get out.
	I mean, he's saving all of his peak athleticism for the track.
	He wants to leave it all out of the field.
	He can't waste it on going up or down inclines or whatever.
	And so recently he called Chris Christie a fat pig or said he shouldn't call Chris Christie a fat pig.
	Christie has responded to him by saying, why don't you get on the debate stage and say that to my face?
	He'll say it to his face.
	It'll be funny too.
	Well, I don't know.
	I don't know if Trump shows up for the debate.
	No, he won't, but he would say it if he got to say it to his face, like, you're a fat pig.
	I don't actually think Chris Christie should lose weight, but I am saying that he should.
	You should lose weight.
	Chris Christie would be like, you should lose weight.
	He's just like, no, I look perfect.
	Look at me.
	Don't have to ting like that, Mike.
	And then when, uh, I know it's so, it's so mean.
	How dare he attack Chris Christie, the greatest politician who's ever lived.
	Um, but I, it was just so great.
	Like he calls Chris Christie a fat pig.
	And then Christie like comes back at him with a return, retort about fatness.
	And when the camera pack pins back to Trump, he's got like the VTuber rig where he actually is like CGI'd as Rocky.
	And he just has the Adonis body.
	Fox News just hits him with the filter and the, What the fuck are you doing, Fox?
	Sorry, guys.
	Sorry.
	There's a statement where they're just like, an intern applied an inappropriate filter.
	Okay, good stuff.
	The old intern did it, yeah.
	We let that unpaid intern go immediately.
	And their paperwork has been lost, so don't you look into them.
	Nope, you'll never find them.
	Sorry.
	But they're gone.
	Trump will never have an Adonis' body again for another debate until the next one.
	Sorry.
	Our bad.
	I didn't know they had an x-ray camera here.
	Heh heh heh.
	I mean, this is a man who literally in 2016 bragged about his dick on stage during a debate.
	Just by the fact that the famous porn star that he slept with paid off was just like, no, it's tiny.
	It is small.
	It looks like a mushroom.
	I know because I received money to put it inside of me.
	Yes.
	And, uh, the other great thing that Trump did was he gave- he was giving a speech where he declared that he would use 2,000 mules as evidence to prove the election was stolen from him during his January 6th trial.
	Which, uh, please do, Mr. President.
	Please, for the love of God, bring up 2,000 mules.
	That would rock.
	Yes.
	It'd be the greatest thing ever.
	Bring up the Cyber Ninjas audit.
	Bring up 2000 Mules.
	Bring up the Carrie Lake case.
	Yes.
	That would be hilarious in so many ways.
	I would love Trump's attorney to stand up and be like, Your Honor, the defense calls Dinesh D'Souza.
	He already has flop sweat pouring off his forehead as he walks up to the stand.
	He's nervously side-eyeing the lawyer, like, do you think this is a good idea?
	And the lawyer's like, fucking go with it!
	Trump's lawyer's saying, you know, whether Avenue are going for the very rare mercy rule litigation, where they're just like, alright, we're gonna make it look so bad that the judge can't help but throw the case out because we're mad incompetent.
	Got him.
	Uh, like, yeah, the, the, the, the four, the four, the four person of the jury stands up and like, we the jury find, and the judge was like, calm down, calm down.
	Uh, Mr. Trump was not given effective legal representation.
	So I'm throwing this case out right now.
	We're going to retry it after the election.
	Boom.
	And the lawyers were like, yes, we did.
	We pulled it off.
	The incompetent defense is in play.
	Success.
	It's the producers for a new age.
	Yes.
	Springtime for Trump.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Jack Posabeck, Trump retreats him saying that Trump should subpoena Ray Epps to testify at the 1-6 trial.
	So they're just literally throwing shit at a wall.
	Dude, that would be so funny!
	Subpoena Omar Epps.
	Let's Kevin Bacon it, you know?
	Yeah, fucking anyone you want.
	Yes, whatever shit show you want to make this, please make it.
	Every conspiracy.
	I'd like to circle back for a moment to Trump being like, you come after me, I come after you.
	You know what I loved?
	I did love the pearl clutching that happened after that from people just being like, oh my God, Donald Trump, open it, open threats.
	Oh my God, I want to know the open threat.
	And it's just like, I feel like you have to be threatening to issue a threat, you know what I mean?
	Like, what's he gonna do?
	I mean, sure, you're probably not technically supposed to say a thing like that, but that's clearly bluster.
	What the fuck is he gonna do?
	He's like, oh yeah, you try to train me, I'm coming after you next, and it's just like, with what and how, exactly.
	Excuse me, sir, would you like to follow up on that, with what and how?
	Oh, I mean, like basically his whole existence at this point is when I'm president again, you're all gonna pay.
	And it's like, well, you and what army to make you president, buddy?
	Because I mean, you, uh, old sleepy Joe mopped the floor with you pretty effectively last time.
	Like so much so that literally the 2024 Trump campaign is just going to be 2020 was bullshit.
	Fucking bullshit.
	I can't believe it.
	That was such crap.
	It is going to be.
	I posted on Twitter that people don't understand how pilled this campaign is going to be.
	The other thing that people don't understand is how bad Trump's campaign is going to be for this.
	Because he's going to be in Pennsylvania, and he's going to do a rally, and he's going to bring up the fact that he lost Pennsylvania, and he's going to be like, you people should be ashamed of yourselves for making me lose Pennsylvania, you dummies!
	You!
	Don't let that happen again, you schmucks!
	Because it's bullshit that it happened, so fucking...
	Get yourselves right, because there's nothing voters enjoy more than being told they're idiots and that they fucked over a candidate.
	Because Trump actually had an interview with some paper in Las Vegas, and the interviewer was like, you lost Nevada to Hillary in 2016, and you lost Nevada to Biden in 2020.
	What is your pitch to Republicans that you're going to win this state the last two times?
	And Trump was just like, I didn't lose and your state is a disgrace for saying I did.
	It's just, he's going to do that to every state he lost.
	He's going to tell every state, you fucking suck for saying I lost to you.
	When I didn't, it was rigged.
	I mean, it's going to be the, he's going to write attack ads against himself every time he talks.
	It's going to be the dumbest thing imaginable.
	What an absolute unit.
	I love that we have to talk about him every single week.
	For the rest of our lives.
	Or his life, you know.
	Oh God, the greatest podcast we're going to do is the podcast after he dies.
	I can't wait.
	Will that cause Q to do a thing?
	Unfortunately, our Q friends are all just so weak and anemic.
	They don't do or say anything anymore.
	They're just sort of like, yeah, Trump is great.
	It's like, okay, cool.
	Extra great club you got there, friends.
	You want to spice it up a little?
	Like, I don't know.
	Oh, they got nothing.
	And it's just, I mean, it's so funny seeing as how we had the report of when Trump was in the DC court pleading not guilty, that he was like stammering and terrified.
	Like at one point, like someone asked him what his age was and he was like, 77.
	I mean, 77.
	Like he just, the moment he was actually in a room where real accountability was within 20 feet of him, he started panicking and freaking out.
	And it's just like, man, whatever.
	I mean, I do look forward to that mugshot, you know?
	Oh, God.
	Let's see how many useless indictments Papa Joe could just raid on him.
	I want to see, like, can he get to five or more indictments, like, in the next, like, we'll say month.
	Oh, well, I mean, it seems like the Georgia indictment is going to be really spicy.
	And I mean, the one problem with these kinds of indictments is that there gets a lot of blue and on hype around them as well, because I've got people talking about... He's toast.
	He's toast.
	Dude, they're all toast.
	Oh, God, executed in Gitmo.
	But it's not even just Trump being toast.
	I mean, people are like, oh, they're gonna get Ted Cruz.
	They're gonna get Lindsey Graham.
	They're gonna get all these people.
	It's like, well, Because they're like, Oh, Georgia's talking about a RICO
	case.
	They're going to round up a lot of people.
	I'm like, it's probably going to be all the fake Georgia electors.
	No one's ever heard of those people.
	Like, I mean, maybe one or two of those fake electors you might know about, but no
	one knew who those Michigan electors were.
	So it's just like, don't, don't get your hopes up that any big names are going
	down with the SS Trump, as it were.
	Trump's already a big enough fish that they don't need to catch more fish around him.
	Talk about Ohio.
	Oh, yeah, we're good.
	Elle's gonna segue to us.
	It's not in the notes.
	I don't know shit about Ohio.
	Why would I segue us to Ohio?
	What the fuck is happening in Ohio?
	Ohio!
	No, it's in the notes as issue one.
	That's Ohio.
	I don't know what that meant.
	I didn't know what that meant.
	I didn't even copy that over.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	I thought you were saying issue one, like a comic book issue one.
	No, no, no, no.
	We found it.
	The rare copy.
	Yes, no.
	So issue one in Ohio, which just happened, which was super awesome and incredible, was these dirtbag Republicans, like the amount of scumfuckery that went on here is truly breathtaking.
	So what happened originally, like talking about how badly they got their asses paddled last night doesn't even begin to describe the story of what they did here.
	So the first thing they did was they tried to make it so these abortion rights advocates would have to jump through all these hoops to get a ballot initiative on the books for November so that the people of Ohio can vote.
	Do we amend the Constitution to protect a woman's right to an abortion or do we not do that?
	And after the abortion rights activists got enough signatures to force the About It initiative for November to happen, these Republican dickbags immediately violated their own rule because in January they passed a law that said we are no longer going to do August bullshit elections.
	Unless it's a very specific reason for why we would do an election in August, we're not going to do them because these August elections cost a lot of money for the state, It's in the middle of the summer, so they're low turnout.
	So they're only used for sneak attack bullshit by corrupt dickweeds.
	So from now on, we're just going to make them... You have to do so much shit to do an August ballot initiative or an August election, because they're bad and they're wrong.
	And then Republicans were like, you know what?
	We need to do an August ballot vote.
	We have to do this.
	And The only reason why they were doing this August ballot vote was to try to fuck over the November ballot question.
	Because in November, literally it's going to be a cut and dry question, do you want to amend the Ohio State Constitution to allow women to have access to abortion?
	Yes, no.
	And that vote, if the yes side passed 50.1 to no being 49.9, boom, the Constitution is amendment, women have their right to abortion protected.
	The ballot question that was put in here in August, snuck in in the dead of night for this bullshit, was to change the rules for how you edit, how you change the Constitution of Ohio, and it would require any ballot referendum altering the Constitution to the yes side would have to get 60% of the vote.
	So they were trying to bump the vote requirement from 50.1 to 60.
	So this was entirely done to try to sandbag abortion rights in Ohio.
	This whole campaign was done like just completely unethically and in the shittiest way possible.
	I saw Jim Jordan promoting it and all this other stuff and The way these assholes were trying to frame it was, we're protecting Ohio's values and our Constitution by making sure outside moneyed interests don't pour in money for ballot initiatives to change things.
	When an out-of-state billionaire financier was the biggest supporter of the yes-on-one operation.
	His name was like Robert Eihall or something like that.
	His last name is, as usual, impronounceable to me.
	But yeah, they basically astroturfed this fake anti-abortion ballot referendum into place to try to kneecap the pro-abortion referendum that's coming out in November.
	And shockingly, the people of Ohio when asked, would you like to remove your ability to
	augment the Constitution the way you want to see fit?
	The people of Ohio were like, no, fuck you.
	We like the ability to change the Constitution with a simple majority.
	That sounds fucking sweet to us.
	Yeah, it'd be actually cool not to live in the past forever.
	Yes.
	You fucks.
	Yes, you fucking pieces of shit.
	The past was when America was great, I hear.
	I hear that.
	I hear that that was when it was exceptionally good.
	Oh, it was incredible.
	It was great.
	How do you feel about an oven that has a little soaking tub for your feet so that way you don't have to leave the oven?
	Sounds good.
	That sounds good. Yeah. Good job, Ohio, though. Shadow, Ohio. Arizona is getting a similar.
	So like literally yesterday, they announced that like pro choice groups announced that
	they're going to get try to get a ballot initiative, you know, an initiative on the ballot
	related to abortion here, because after Roe fell, abortion for a brief while was completely banned,
	which was pretty devastating here.
	But I think that's it. Thank you.
	But then, you know, lawsuits, back and forth, back and forth.
	Currently, you can have an abortion up to 15 weeks, but after that, there's nothing.
	If you have a medical emergency, if you have any of that, you're fucked.
	So there's been a lot of people having to leave the state for like complications.
	A lot of those stories you'll read in like, you know, Washington Post and stuff covering people who have had major complications after the Roe decision.
	It usually includes some stuff from Arizona because that's a pretty big one.
	Anyway, so it's absolutely gonna fucking make the ballot because when Roe actually, you know, fell there was an attempt to get a Like initiative on the ballot, like a, you know, to, uh, also enshrine the right to abortion in our constitution.
	And it wasn't even like, I don't think backed by any of the major groups here.
	And it was kind of rushed and obviously they didn't have that much time and they almost got the signatures then.
	So this is, like, all the actual major, you know, Planned Parenthood of Arizona and, like, a lot of the groups.
	Katie Hobbs is absolutely gonna back this initiative.
	Like, she was pretty heavily involved with some of the people who were involved in writing this.
	It needs, like, what was the number?
	384,000 signatures to get on the ballot, but they're gonna shoot for half a million just to be safe.
	So, fucking sign that shit.
	Get that shit on the fucking ballot.
	We're the state that has Alliance Defending Freedom headquartered here, which is like, they are the ones that basically are the reason You know, Roe v. Wade is not a thing anymore, and also, like, they're attacking birth control rights, you know, rights to birth control and LGBT rights, and, you know, they're like a Christian fascist legal giant here.
	We also have Turning Point USA headquartered here.
	We have just a lot of Awful groups here that are gonna definitely like go all hands on deck on this because I saw them absolutely freaking out that the the baby eating demons are getting ready to uh you know do this initiative which would make it so you can get an abortion up to 24 weeks and like yeah if you have a medical emergency you can get a fucking abortion no matter what you know um how you know you know you know you know you know sign it
	Sign it.
	Alright.
	I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	Back to the corner, Hayley.
	Back to the corner.
	Calm down.
	Deep breaths.
	Deep breaths.
	She's a mad dog!
	You know, but you love to see people getting fired up over abortion rights, you know?
	Because I think it's about time we finally started to put those people in their place, trying to get all those abortions.
	What a bunch of monsters.
	Is that what you're talking about?
	We need more sacrifices to Bal, you know?
	Yep.
	Moloch needs his fill.
	That's how this works.
	God, I love abortions.
	They're just so good.
	Anyway, okay, so let's move on to our listener mailbag for the week.
	Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
	It's time for Q and A. It's just like the ultimate trust fall, because I don't look at the mailbag ahead of time.
	So now that I'm not on Twitter slash X, I don't have access to seeing if Mike has remembered to ask for questions this week.
	Yeah, I missed the post.
	I'm barely on there.
	I did ask for questions and we did get questions.
	Cleodora Silva Street, the Hellworld Grand Inquisitor asks, imagine a Mario Kart knockoff.
	That is made of Hellworld.
	What are each of your special abilities as playable drivers and which Hellworld villains make it into the game as well?
	My ability is that I cannot drive, so I just kind of like bump you all until you die.
	And so I kind of die along with you.
	My ability is that I correct people when they imply that Mario Kart racers have abilities when they do not.
	They have attributes.
	Um, actually...
	So yeah, in fact, Mario Kart racers do not have abilities, so much as they have different attributes.
	Anyway, would you like to get out of here?
	I can't hear that guy!
	Do we have enough of you beta males?
	If it was Mario Kart rules, I would be like a Bowser type.
	I would be the biggest, heaviest characters, which have the maximum top speed.
	I've played some Mario Kart before.
	If it was one of the other kart racers where you did have like a big dumb special ability, I don't know.
	Am I supposed to play to my persona in Hellworld as being quote-unquote mysterious?
	Would being invisible help you as a racer?
	Could I obscure my presence?
	I was kind of thinking of the special abilities being more like a Twisted Metal kind of thing.
	Going stealth in Twisted Metal.
	Would I kill you guys more better?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	I mean, stealth mode would definitely be good in Twisted Metal, because you can just pop up behind somebody and start raining down shots.
	And be like, ah fuck, El got his super and fucking went into stealth mode.
	That's why I didn't see him.
	My super would be the reverse turbo teen.
	If I hit your car with it, it transforms into a very confused teenager.
	And then it starts just panicking and flailing on the track randomly.
	It incapacitates you for like 10 seconds or whatever as you're just flailing weakly as a human.
	Your evasion's really high, but if I can get you, I can kill you.
	Yes!
	That sounds good.
	How about you?
	Do you have an Arizona-themed one, Hayley?
	No, I literally can't drive.
	I suck at driving, so that is actually my answer.
	It's that my power, what was it?
	Ability?
	Yes.
	Is that I just kind of, like, crash into you, and my crash is, like, a much higher, you know, I'm taking damage when I crash into you hard.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	It only is minor damage to me, so I am technically killing myself.
	Kind of like a... What is it?
	There's a character in Borderlands kind of like that with the axe.
	Maybe you're just like the crash test dummies.
	Do you remember the crash test dummies?
	I do.
	For a while, some crazy... The hardest working agent in Hollywood was just like, yo, I know what we can launch for the kids.
	You know the kids are really going to love an animated series based on these vehicle safety commercials.
	Great.
	Incredible.
	I have a public transportation buff where occasionally a bus comes in and hits you.
	You can just summon a bus to throw at people.
	Your entire moveset is based on just impact.
	You yourself are a kamikaze that hits people, and then you can just generate other vehicles to throw at people to hit them.
	So defeating you is mostly just evade.
	We have to zone you, we have to range you.
	We just have to stay at distance and pepper you with shots until you explode.
	That's me.
	You're the Zangief of our game.
	You're the grapple character.
	Speaking of Twisted Metal, there's that show on Peacock that I'm not watching and I'm assuming nobody is watching, but TikTok is trying to advertise it.
	So it's another thing I've been getting a routine TikTok advertisement for.
	This TikTok advertisement is a cosplayer of the character Sweet Tooth, but It is a female cross-play of the character.
	Instead of having a spooky mask, it is just an attractive woman with face paint on.
	And she jumps out, and it's just like, and I'm just like, oh!
	I was scrolling TikTok, minding my own business, and I'm confronted with this sexy clown.
	That'll happen.
	That's TikTok.
	But the thing with TikTok is that TikTok needs to realize that my friends and I established, and we lived it to the fullest, 2021 was the year of the sexy clown.
	The year of the sexy clown is over.
	No, it's coming back.
	I mean, look, God knows I love sexy clowns, but I don't need them shoved down my face.
	When I want that, I know where to get it.
	The dark recesses of the internet where the sexy clowns exist is well known to Elle.
	It is well-trod territory.
	Yeah, I mean, for a while there, again, in 2021, we were getting into some stuff that for a while there, Facebook was soliciting me for clown sexy groups.
	And, you know, I talked about it on the show.
	I was sufficiently intrigued and horrified by it.
	Again, it's one of those things that says a lot about you.
	I'm going to grab my Enpass and I'm going to go use it at the Sexy Clown Club.
	Sexy clowns are part of my culture.
	There's a lot of sexy clowns in, like, you know, cholo art.
	Is there?
	Yeah, there is!
	There's, like, sexy cholas with lowriders and they're, like, always in clown makeup.
	That's, like, kind of an aesthetic that's big at, like, swap meets and just in general.
	I really like it.
	I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
	First of all, I didn't know that those were your people.
	That's one of those things that you just never ask.
	Yeah.
	Like, hey, tell me about your blood makeup.
	Yeah.
	And secondly, like, I'm not besmirching the sexy clown.
	No, it's good.
	I'll show you some good clowns.
	There's that teacher in Malcolm in the Middle.
	There's that scene of her dressed in clown makeup.
	And look, that was like, That was a formative experience when we were celebrating the year 2021, like, doing stuff that makes it fun to look at lights, so to speak.
	So, we were celebrating, we were ringing in the new year, that popped up during that excursion, and we rang in the year of the sex clown.
	You can get it on, like, those big fuzzy blankets, you know?
	Just, like, ladies, lowrider, sexy clown look.
	It's the thing.
	Nice.
	I'll definitely show you.
	The problem is that, like, I feel like there's a hard line to the sand between regular sexy clowns and Juggalo.
	So I hope that there's, like, I'm looking for a big... It's a hard difference.
	I'm looking for a big aesthetic break.
	Yeah.
	Because I don't want... Because I don't fuck with Juggalos.
	Those people are just like, I imagine a sexy clown, but dirty also.
	I'm pro Juggalo.
	I like the Juggalos.
	I'm down with the clown.
	All clowns are good clowns.
	Mostly.
	I mean, is it too much to ask, like, why is so much of Juggalo culture about, like, just being dirty and grimy and sticky all the time?
	Because, man, you know, Faygo and, uh, you know, come on, man!
	I just want to be like a button-up, clean juggalo.
	They're actually cool and pretty based.
	Look, I've met a lot of juggalos who are just, like, generally nice people, but I never understood why at their recreation time they want to go get, like, another person's shit thrown at them while they are also throwing their own shit at Tila Tequila.
	You know, some things are just kind of punk, you know?
	I guess, but I never understood it when my punk rock friends were doing crazy shit like that either.
	I was just like, dude, I'd like to go to a show and thrash around, but what's up with the bodily fluids?
	Crust punk?
	Never got that shit.
	Is being dirty your identity?
	What are you talking about?
	Take a shower, bud.
	Yeah, that's a good type.
	I like the crust punks.
	Again, I like talking to those people, but I just don't get why their aesthetic has to be dirty.
	Can't you just be a regular punk?
	Be a regular punk!
	No showers.
	Man, like five minutes ago I was about to make a joke about down ass leads and then it just, I didn't even have to do it.
	It just went there of its own volition.
	Shout out Pumps.
	We've been podcasting about Juggalos for like 10 years, you know?
	Yes.
	If there was a podcast that we did before this one, which there isn't.
	There isn't.
	Absolutely not.
	You cannot find it.
	Doesn't exist.
	Wait, Mike, what's your buff?
	What's your passive?
	What's your...
	Oh god, I would have to assume that my two options would have to be some sort of mind-impacting insanity.
	I'd have to have brain worms to drive people crazy, something to that effect.
	It would have to be like, JFK's in the back seat, and the first shot is... I was gonna say, I was gonna go to that same place, I was gonna say... You get a free kill with my...
	Your special is like, you touch the earpiece and you give the signal to your man in the observatory and he just takes the shot on one of your opponents.
	And one in every hundred times when you use the power, he instead pops out of a sewer grate.
	Yeah, that's the car I'm driving.
	I'm actually driving the limo and I just have like a horrified JFK and Jackie in the back of it.
	Yeah, you get one free life because JFK takes the first hit.
	Yes.
	Yeah, that's a good one.
	God, I am so here for all of that.
	So thank you for the question that took us down an incredible dark road.
	Much appreciation to Cleodora.
	Pancake Peasant asks, which sports fan base is the trumpiest and which is the most Q-pilled?
	I would have to assume any Arizona team would be the most Q-pilled because Arizona is just... I'm sorry, your legislature speaks poorly of you.
	I don't know anything about the Cardinals' political opinions, so I will not speak ill of our team, because I don't know anything about sports.
	I bet the Boston Red Sox have a pretty shrubby fanbase.
	Aren't they just known for being one of the most racist fanbases in the league?
	Boston has this really powerful aura and stigma about it being a racist town.
	Boston's sports history is super bizarre because the Boston Celtics and Red Arabac were the most aggressively progressive team in the history of the world.
	Red Auerbach drafted the first black player into the NBA, breaking the color barrier.
	He did all this work.
	The Celics were kicking everybody's ass and dominating so much that it was almost getting boring for Bill Russell, their best player, who happened to be black.
	And Red Auerbach was like, Bill, I want to keep kicking people's asses and winning, but you want to retire because you find kicking everyone's ass kind of boring because you do it so well.
	Is there anything I can do to keep you in the game?
	And Bill Russell was like, I would like to be player coach.
	And Red Auerbach was done.
	Done immediately.
	So Bill Russell became the first black coach of any American major sport because Red Auerbach was like, fuck it.
	I need to keep this guy on the team.
	He can be player coach.
	It's great.
	And so you have this, like, ridiculously progressive Boston Celtics, and then you have the Boston Red Sox, who were incredibly racist.
	The Red Sox were the last team to integrate in Major League Baseball.
	So, like, when we celebrate Jackie Robinson Day, and everyone wears the 42 and all that good stuff, it's like, yeah, Boston Red Sox, ooh, not a great look.
	Because, yeah, Tom Yawkey, the guy who owned the Red Sox, was a massive racist and piece of shit.
	And eventually, I think they did it where they took down Yawkey Way because it was just kind of like, yeah, having that guy still being a part of the Red Sox experience is not a great look.
	But yeah, so that's a thing that has definitely been around in Boston, is that you see a lot of black athletes talk about, ooh, Boston, rough city, and it's earned.
	I mean, the Red Sox earned every crumb of that shit, so it sucks.
	Blake Griffin, who comes from mixed parents, he made a joke about how half of him would be rejected by Boston, or half of him wouldn't want to play there.
	Like, so like stuff like that is out there.
	So I don't, I mean, it's weird because Boston is like part of Massachusetts and we're like super liberal, but at the same time, really racist.
	So it's, it's awful.
	But, uh.
	Tough tightrope to have to walk.
	Yeah, it absolutely is.
	It's weird.
	But, um.
	Can I, can I can, uh, can I sell you on a little card that maybe might help you absolve some of that guilt?
	Do I get to say Nigeria?
	Oh man, I've always wanted to.
	You can say whatever you'd like to athletes of whatever color you'd like.
	For the low price of $49.95 or whatever.
	It's on sale.
	Normally they're $300.
	Oh, thank God.
	What a bargain.
	The problem is that not a lot of current players in sports are that Q-pilled.
	I mean, we have Aaron Rodgers who's anti-vax, but the biggest nut I can think of that comes from a team sport is Curt Schilling, and he's retired.
	And he is the mutual shame for both me and Hayley, because he was an Arizona Diamondback and a Boston Red Sox.
	So we both have the stain of Kurt Schilling upon us.
	He broke the curse for us Red Sox, and he helped the Diamondbacks win their only World Series.
	So we both have glory attributed to this terrible monster and bag of shit.
	There was talk of trying to run Curt Schilling against Elizabeth Warren last election cycle, but it never would have worked out for him because he sucked.
	So now Curt's just busy posting dumb shit on social media and being pretty Q-pilled.
	Back when I was a nobody with no followers, Curt Schilling had me blocked.
	It was the weirdest fucking thing.
	Like, I would get, like, three likes on a post, and I'd be like, boom!
	Baby, I'm doing fucking numbers!
	And then I would, like, look up Curt Schilling on Twitter and be like, you are blocked by Curt Schilling.
	Like, even when I was getting, like, three likes, Curt Schilling was like, nope, fuck that guy.
	I ain't dealing with his shit.
	So you got the Aaron Rupar follow?
	Yes, I got the Aaron Rupar follow.
	I'm big time, baby.
	Nothing but up!
	Nothing but up!
	I'm going to Sizzler, baby.
	Boom.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that made me laugh.
	That was because of Ben Collins.
	Ben Collins retweeted my thing about how pilled the 2024 election's gonna be.
	Which it is.
	It's gonna be aggressive.
	Which it's gonna be.
	So, uh, actually, I mean, just demographically, I would guess the Oklahoma City Thunder are the most Trumpy fan base.
	Cause Oklahoma's pretty red.
	So I would assume them, but as for Q it's tough.
	Cause the Q nuts are mostly in like, like individual sports, like MMA and shit like that.
	That's like, uh, and boxing.
	I can't, I can't remember his name, but there's that, I don't know if he's a retired boxer now, but like, uh, there's the boxer guy who talks about adrenochrome all the time.
	He's Basically a QAnon promoter at this point.
	There's a lot of guys that are in UFC or just left UFC who are, like Tito Ortiz, he's billed, like a lot of these guys.
	Oh yeah, he definitely is.
	I would say the most QPilled fan base would have to be Patriots fans, right?
	Because there was a time long ago when the Patriots were in control and now there's probably still like a hardcore belief that Patriots will be in control at some point again in the future, but it seems really unlikely.
	Yeah, Belichick is our Trump, where he's just luring the rest of the NFL into a false sense of security, and then he's going to strike at any moment.
	Spoiler alert, no he's not.
	The Patriots are bad now.
	Yeah, when he blows his draft picks on, like, defensive players, and everyone's just like, hold on, let him cook.
	Yeah, exactly!
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, ever since Brady left, Bill's been cooking for a while now, and we haven't been eating very well.
	Been a lot of thin gruel here in New England, so yeah.
	So thank you for the question.
	XXX Squirrel asks, Oppenheimer has a part where Q Clearance is given to Oppenheimer.
	Was there any talk of that in the Q Pilt circles?
	I really didn't see a lot because that's just such like foundational boring parts of... Because the Q fanbase is probably too busy hating Barbie instead of liking Oppenheimer.
	They're still on their third rewatch of Sound of Freedom.
	They haven't gotten to Oppenheimer.
	They're like, can you believe this Barbie movie?
	They're trying to tell me that being a man might not be the coolest and maybe women are denigrated.
	I don't get it.
	Zero out of ten.
	I just want to take my daughter here to see a movie about the plastic toys.
	It'd be conservative to us.
	I did.
	I saw someone, like, pissing and moaning about how, like, in the movie Mattel's board is all men, when in reality, it's like, you know, Mattel made the movie.
	Mattel had signed off on the movie.
	If Mattel wanted to do an all-male board in order to try to... How dare they make a joke about the board of the company that makes Barbie being all men?
	That's not funny.
	Why would they do that?
	Exactly.
	They should have had a woman on there, you know, like, you know, because to ruin the joke, you get it?
	They should have just had the board in it, right?
	That's how it works.
	We're telling a documentary, right?
	Yes, Barbie, the documentary.
	Yeah, I love how Eddie was just like, good for the Barbie movie for being like super critical of Mattel.
	It's just like, you know, that's, I mean, they're laughing all the way to the bank, baby.
	Yes.
	I haven't seen it yet, but we'll talk about it when I eventually see it, probably.
	Hayley, I'm getting sick of waiting.
	I want to spoil all of this movie for you.
	Listen, I tried to go see it and the power went out because they don't want you to see this movie.
	Because the Patriots are in control.
	The Patriots are in control.
	Yes.
	Patriots.
	patriarchy. So yeah, the Q clearance thing in Oppenheimer really didn't hit that hard
	for these people because they're... Maybe they just don't know.
	Mike, use your queue sock puppet account and get in there and start rallying them.
	Yeah, start pilling them.
	Start pilling them on Oppenheimer.
	Yeah, I'll start pilling them on Oppenheimer.
	You guys be like, guys, Sound of Freedom misses the point.
	This other movie totally, literally has Q Clearance in it.
	I mean, obviously, it couldn't have been a more obvious nod.
	Christopher Nolan is one of us.
	You should go support Oppenheimer.
	Yes!
	Also, you need to see Florence Pugh's movies.
	Yes!
	Oh, we're going to get based on Nolan Pills.
	It's going to be great.
	It's going to be absolutely incredible.
	So, that brings us to our final question, as always.
	What are you guys looking forward to?
	I'm probably going to roll a new character in Baldur's Gate, because I'm only three hours in.
	So I'm going to play that.
	I'm going to select a new character with a new penis or labia.
	I haven't decided yet.
	And I'm going to play a character that's a little better at cracking skulls and a little less focused on talkity-talk.
	Because sometimes you can't talkity-talk a skeleton, you know?
	If you encounter a skeleton, you've got to crush their skull.
	And that's just the way it is.
	Some things will never change. What are you looking forward to, Hayley?
	I don't know, man.
	It's like, what am I looking forward to?
	I guess eventually seeing Barbie?
	I don't know.
	Your trip to Redacted.
	Yeah.
	Let's see.
	I'm looking forward to... Halloween is coming.
	Halloween!
	It's pumpkin spice season, everybody.
	Soon.
	I don't know.
	I don't know if you're one of those Halloween people.
	I'm actually kind of one of those Halloween people.
	I like Halloween.
	I like fall.
	Halloween happens to be kind of like the king of fall.
	Again, Raised Jehovah's Witness, so it's like that was the big no-no holiday, even though they're all technically no-no holidays.
	And so it was extra fun to be like, fuck you, I'm going to celebrate Halloween.
	You know what I learned on this podcast?
	I don't know a fucking thing about you.
	I didn't know that you had Mexican heritage.
	I did not know that you were Raised Jehovah's Witness.
	I don't know shit about you.
	Well, we'll get to know each other as time goes on, right?
	You're mysterious.
	That's true.
	Yeah, but I'm not that mysterious.
	I'm always talking about weird shit that I'm into and do.
	But yeah, that's just crazy, because you're just like, you know, like, obviously I was raised this way.
	It's just like, that's not obvious to me.
	That's new information.
	Well, Mike knows.
	Mike knows.
	Mike always tells me, I'm like, who's the Q influencer that was raised?
	J-Dub?
	Yeah, Martin Geddes.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	And that's why he thinks he can never possibly fall into another cult, because he was raised cult.
	For sure, bro.
	Yeah, he's like, I would see a cult a mile away.
	There's no way they could get me.
	And it's like, well, they did.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Spoiler.
	You got you got got.
	I'm sorry.
	Sick.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	What are you what are you excited about, Chief?
	Yeah, Chief.
	I'm excited about the Q Shaman's live stream with one of the Cranstons.
	That's going to be he's going to do a Twitter space tomorrow night.
	And I Like, quote tweeted them, and I said, are you going to let people who actually know what QAnon is about talk in this space or not?
	No.
	Or is this just going to be a thing where you let the Q Shaman fucking spout his bullshit?
	Yes.
	The second one.
	The second one.
	Oh, I know it's the second one.
	So I will be live tweeting the Q Shaman's space.
	You're so real.
	I'm just going to be talking shit about him the whole time.
	Mike has about this life.
	He can't wait.
	Did you see this Joker video?
	I know I did not see his Joker video.
	Awesome.
	He's he's he's he's doing all right.
	I'll send it to you.
	Excellent.
	Excellent.
	Yeah, he's definitely reformed.
	Oh, 100%.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, yeah.
	I actually think I saw someone will think the judge in his case was like, if I knew he was gonna pull this shit, I would have given him more time.
	Well, then, uh, I hate to tell you this, Judge, but you're a stupid fuck.
	I know, I'm shocked.
	I'm shocked.
	You're the stupidest fuck on the planet of the Earth.
	That guy had some crocodile vegan tears for you and then went back to his bullshit immediately the way that everyone knew he would except for you, apparently.
	Well done.
	Also, they just, like, threw him in solitary confinement for a lot of it.
	He was like doing his like podcast, his Q podcast with his homie while in jail in like
	15 minute intervals for a while.
	And then like the last bit he was kind of like in solitary and there's no like, it's
	not like they were trying to like, you know, fix his brain.
	They're just like, uh, fix yourself, bitch!
	You know?
	And then he comes out totally, you know, to an environment that's like, you're a martyr and also you were correct in all your conspiracies, sir.
	And he's brainbroken as shit.
	Um, so yeah, it's not really, I, I don't know, man.
	It's, uh, interesting, interesting times.
	I just love the fact that, like, he gets busted.
	He gets pinched after the riot, and all of QAnon disowns him immediately as a deep state shill and an infiltrator in MKUltra, and they have the photo of him hanging out with Steinbart, and he's just the biggest fuck that ever fucked a fuck, and they fucking hate him, and now he gets out of jail and he's the hero again.
	They're like, oh, the cute job, and he's the greatest!
	It's like, no, you said he was deep state!
	And now, honestly, if they ever let me speak in that space, which they never would, but I would just say, Jake, buddy, amigo, compadre, why are you still the Q Shaman when the moment you got cuffed and stuffed, all of QAnon disowned you?
	He's America's Shaman.
	Oh, yeah, I know he's America's Shaman now.
	It's like, why do you support the fucking people?
	that denigrated you and said that you were a deep state shill and
	that you were not part of the movement, they disowned you.
	They're like, Q Shaman, I never heard of that guy.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	This guy's obviously some deep state Antifa infiltrator.
	And yeah, just like, how can you be a part of a movement that's so transactional
	where the moment you cause any bad press for them, they just disown you?
	They just disown you immediately.
	And then three years later, like, hey, Q Shaman, buddy, amigo, give me a hug!
	Yeah, because Tucker helped revive him.
	They're like, oh, Tucker?
	Tucker said he's good?
	I guess maybe.
	I need to I need to queue up in the space behind you so that I can I can ask and I can I can just yeah maybe I'll listen in yeah just a follow-up question uh how does it feel knowing that everybody knows that that time you spent in prison was just a fucking smoke screen because you're a fucking deep state plant you piece of shit like I don't give a fuck like this is like this is like having a day like an undercover agent doing some coke in front of you man it means nothing to me brother that was like that was like bitch time they let you do your stupid podcast I know that you're still lit out of fuck you You and Ray Epps!
	You were both behind January 6th and I fucking know it!
	I'd be so great.
	I'd just crush him.
	Just absolutely crush him as the new Ray Epps.
	Be so good.
	Well, we look forward to seeing if Mike Rance can manage to yell at America's Shaman.
	My odds of speaker privilege of 0.01%.
	You're going to get there.
	You'll get there.
	Just like, what is it?
	Like subscribe to the Krasenstein's shit.
	Like what is it?
	A super follow or some whatever?
	Maybe he'll let you speak.
	I'm not giving him a fucking penny.
	It's like a paid show.
	You may speak.
	Yeah, fuck those Grifters.
	I'm just going to be in that room when my avatar just starts looming.
	My poker hand just glaring at them angrily, sternly, like, you know what you're fucking doing.
	You fucking piece of shit.
	All the best people on Twitter now.
	Absolutely.
	There is no Twitter.
	There's only X.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, boo!
	I'll tell you that everybody is loving.
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	Did I get that right?
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	Throwing that hat up.
	Yeah, oh yeah, throw the bat signal up for the boys.
	Yeah.
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