Adventures in HellwQrld Episode #62: Rittenhouse Vs Lin, Lindell, Dallas and Gematria
This week the HellwQrld crew cover the infighting of QAnon grifters after Kyle Rittenhouse shuns Lin Wood. Mike Lindell files his latest doomed to fail lawsuit and the Soft Boys use Gematria to try to understand what -48's gang is up to and what is the secret meaning of pizza. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Poker and Politics, and welcome to another episode of Adventures in Hellworld.
I am joined, as always, by Sarge.
Hello from the internet.
And the mysterious hell.
Duke Nukem's back, beautiful babies.
He was practicing that beforehand, and I think you got there.
The work paid off.
Yeah, well, sometimes I just, you know, you just need to give yourself a little bit of place to walk before you can run.
But, I mean, it was perfect.
It was like Duke was right in the room with us.
Yeah, I mean, you don't have your camera on, so to me, it was Duke.
You became Duke.
It's like method acting.
It really works, people.
Yeah, I mean, I've been really misogynist for the past week to lead up to this one.
I just made sure to respect no women throughout the whole week.
You've been sitting on your throne and surrounded by girls dressed like Britney Spears.
I've been doing nothing but kicking ass and chewing bubblegum and also running out of bubblegum.
Daniel Day-Lewis has nothing on your method acting.
You just immersed yourself in Duke Nukem.
It was incredible.
Keeping it light and breezy at the top of the show because oh boy...
Yeah, this is, man, man alive are things wild in the world of QAnon.
So before we dig into all that, let's hit the content warning.
Content warning.
The Adventures in Hellworld podcast talks in depth about QAnon, which means we have to talk about all kinds of child abuse and violence against people.
Listener discretion advised.
Child abuse.
Gotta love it.
Well, thankfully, I don't think we're going to get into that today, thankfully.
I mean, yeah, weirdly, maybe maybe a week without talking about child abuse.
Yes, we're going to manage to manage to dodge that bullet.
However, all the other things that we're going to be dealing with are right on the nose when it comes to QAnon's absolutely worst and most horrible stuff.
So it's pretty great.
It's pretty magical.
Let's just hit the news bumper and get right into it.
From the digital headlines to the digital front lines, it's Q's in the News.
Actually, before we get started, I have breaking news.
I mean, news that you guys already know about, but it's breaking for our listeners.
So, we love you babies, and we love the ones out there that support us even more.
You know, we're not really your parents.
We're allowed to say that we like some of you more than others.
But the good news is, not all is lost.
For all of you beautiful babies that simply support us by listening, but haven't yet visited our Patreon, because media opportunities continue to arise, allowing us to offer you tantalizing rewards for even more Patreon subscribers.
So, as some of you folks may have heard, Reno 911 is coming back, and they're going to be doing a movie that I swear To a higher power of your choosing, that I would certainly not be watching, except it gives us a prime opportunity to get the boys back together for another binge-worthy, cross-Adventures in Hellworld team-up episode.
And it just so happens that we're also coming up on 69 Patreon subscribers, and we all know 69 is a very nice number.
So, our proposal to you at the top of this week's headline news, because a shilling is news to you, because we usually save it for the backpack half of the podcast.
Got him on a technicality.
Is that, beautiful babies, if you could help us get to 69 Patreon subscribers by the end of the year.
Nice.
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We'll go ahead and watch that there movie and give you a bonus episode for your troubles.
So go ahead and help make our holiday extra nice.
I'm Duke, and I'm here, and I want it.
Reno 911, The Hunt for QAnon.
And the poster has the QAnon booze cruise on it.
Yeah, I'm sure that where that boat goes, what?
It's going on, baby.
I wonder if they're going to have the bell in the show.
I wonder if they're going to... I wonder if Reno 911 had like an on-set QAnon expert who knew to put things in like that.
Yeah, how do you get that job?
Could you be the QAnon consultant for Brogan Lizard's upcoming QAnon movie?
Oh my god.
I should be, I mean someone should be, and that's the one thing that does kind of like almost quote-unquote worry me about the movie is that I haven't heard a single person in my circle of people being like, hey I was like in contact with the Reno 911 crew about QAnon and gave them a few pointers.
This thing could be like just totally weird and wacky and not really on the nose when it comes to QAnon.
Who knows?
I hope so.
I hope they did.
I would like for them to do so, but we'll see.
We shall find out.
I hope that like literal Ron Watkins is in it.
I want them to have cut Ron Watkins a check in just like a blistering moment of self-unawareness.
That would have been incredible.
That would have been great.
Oh my god.
That would have been the ultimate.
If at any moment there's a Rei Ayanami doll in this movie, I will lose my goddamn mind.
It'll be 10 out of a 10 perfect.
I don't care what else happens.
We need to start an online petition to get Mike as the Q&A consultant for Super Troopers 3, colon, oh shit, it's Q&A.
It's coming to you two years from now.
My fees are reasonable.
I just want a credit.
That's all.
I don't want to be able to say I did it.
That's fine.
Never tell anyone you'll work for Exposure.
Yeah, I just did, but I'm gonna go back on my word.
Now I want money.
Now I want cash.
Yeah, get it together.
Yeah, there we go.
But so yes, that is our fundraising drive, our end of the year promotion, hype pitch to you, the viewer, that this movie, which hopefully will not be an absolute train wreck, will be something we'll review should we get to 69 quote-unquote parentheses nice patrons.
It has to just be so bad, right?
Like Reno 911 is a show from like 15 years ago or whatever.
Yeah.
I mean, they came back.
For... They came back once already, and... Yeah, but if it was for, like, Paramount+, that doesn't count.
I can't remember what network it was on.
I seem to remember they came back for some... Was it on, like, CISO?
Or what was the dumb, like, Quibi?
Was it on Quibi?
I feel like it was Quibi.
Oh, man, if it was on Quibi, then that's on them.
That's on them for me not knowing.
Because... Queeby came out of, like, the womb and then, like, immediately just sits doff in its crib.
Which is why we have the content warning at the top of the show.
Yeah!
I told you I was gonna get his name!
You ruined it!
It was... yeah.
Callbacks!
That's what I'm here for!
Hail to the king!
Okay, alright, we've done our fluffy pillow as long as we could.
God, I wish we could use that to segue to talking about Mike Lindell.
But he has to wait.
He's just wasting it!
He has to wait.
Well, yeah, we have to come- I mean, that's how good I am at them.
I tee up ones that I don't even use.
It's so good.
I don't even want that transition.
It's trash.
Unfortunately, we have to talk about Kyle Rittenhouse.
It's hard to, like...
I mean, I'm furious, so it's hard for me to seamlessly segue into that one.
Speaking of child abuse, Kyle Rittenhouse got declared innocent of murdering two people.
Because, I don't know, I guess self-defense.
I had heard that the judge did not allow evidence that little boy Kyle had involvement with the Proud Boys.
Right, that's correct.
Like, his involvement with the Proud Boys was not allowed at trial.
The video of him, like, punching a girl in the head was not allowed in the trial.
Pretty much the way the trial got presented to the jury was this contextless thing where a young boy heroically wanted to protect a auto parts store from crazy miscreants and ne'er-do-wells.
And brought a gun with him, an AR-15, like you do.
Yeah, and brought an AR-15 with him for the purpose of defending that auto parts store from crime.
Now I have to say I am disallowing this evidence because it is very incriminating.
Exactly, exactly.
I saw a headline, the judge sentenced Kyle Rittenhouse to come give him a big old hug.
And I was just like, God, it's okay.
But why is QAnon upset about Kyle?
So the finish what I was saying there is just that what we ended up getting, or what ended
up being presented to the jury was this context free series of events where a kid with a gun
was quote unquote, defending something.
So, thank you.
Some guy started throwing haymakers at him.
The kid killed that guy.
Then more people came at him and he killed one of them.
Then he wounded another person, and according to Wisconsin state law, all of it's self-defense by the book, so he gets away with it, and America's fucked.
pretty much like that is what the people that were not queuing on like it was this wasn't like the
jack post of x and the right wing shitheads who were like just all about Kyle Rittenhouse all day
every day this was like the people who were actually talking about the legal parameters
of the case and between the fact that the prosecution was a bunch of dumb dumbs and
the situation and the judge set things up the way they were um Kyle was probably going to walk the
whole time and that's what happens.
So then, our boy Kyle, after having gotten away with murder in the eyes of most people... Nice!
Yes!
He goes on Tucker Carlson and does an interview where he says bad things in the eyes of poor old QAnon.
Kyle says he supports Black Lives Matter.
And he's not this crazy racist monster who was running around looking to kill people in the name of white supremacy, which made a lot of his fans very sad.
But the big thing that he said that got QAnon's Jimmy's all rustled was Kyle himself and his current lawyers both decided to aggressively take shots at Lin Wood for being a dumb piece of shit and a moron.
And Kyle actually just flat out called him a grifter who could have bailed Kyle out on bail while he was awaiting his trial for his murder charges.
That is surprising.
wasn't like aggressively just like shaking that money tree, trying to get the money to free Kyle, but instead was just
using Kyle's imprisonment as a way to fundraise for himself.
And Kyle and Kyle's family felt that Linwood was in no way shape or form working on Kyle's best interest.
He was only working to fatten Linwood's pockets.
And that is surprising.
I am surprised.
I mean, Linwood, a vowed grifter, shockingly trying to use Kyle
Rittenhouse as a way to build the Linwood brand.
And then Mr. Rittenhouse produced his collection of Donald Trump silver coins and said that he believed that they might not be worth anything.
Oh God, if only he had done that.
If only Kyle Rittenhouse came out hard against Trump Coins, that would have been the greatest thing.
And then Mr. Rittenhouse signed a sworn affidavit saying that he believed unequivocally that JFK Jr.
is dead.
Kyle, in his interview with Tucker Carlson, Rittenhouse did declare, beyond the whole grifting and leaving me to rot in a holding cell while awaiting trial, Kyle said that one of the other reasons why Linwood got fired was because Linwood believes in QAnon and election fraud and Kyle Rittenhouse does not care about any of that shit and doesn't believe in it.
So, that, a lot of hackles started getting raised when Kyle Rittenhouse was like, guess what QAnon, for all your fanboy worship of me, I don't buy into your bullshit and I'm bigger than you.
I'm bigger than Lin Wood.
I'm bigger than all this shit.
I'm out of here.
I'm going to go down to Mar-a-Lago and do the thumbs up pose of Donald Trump the way you all wish you could.
But I'm the big man on campus now and I don't need idiots like Lin Wood in my circle.
Oh my god, he's trying to appeal to regular Republicans?
Yes!
I mean, he's still pretty radicalized, but yeah, he's reaching across the aisle from the crazy Republicans to the less crazy Republicans.
Yeah, Kyle's decided that that's where his brand is.
What's really funny about it is that a lot of QAnon promoters are trying to be cool about this.
They're trying to be okay with it.
I'm seeing a lot of posts from people like, Hey, everybody, Kyle's got handlers now and they're telling him what to say.
And they're, they're just, but, but we all know, we all know deep in our hearts that Kyle is actually a racist who went to that, uh, that protest with the intent of murdering people and getting away with it.
Because he's white, and there's no white privilege, but whatever.
That was the main thing that was... Reading all the people that are still supporting Kyle in QAnon, even though he's disavowed them and all the rest of it, it goes to show that the Kyle Rittenhouse in the trial, there were like two versions of him.
What they wanted to present as the fake Kyle Rittenhouse, and what they wanted the real Kyle Rittenhouse to be.
I mean, they're at least partially right.
Kyle definitely has handlers now.
He is getting media training.
I've seen him talk.
old boy adrift in the world and all confused and he was just going to that protest to try
to do his best and then shit just got wild and oh no I had to shoot my gun a few times.
But the real problem is...
I mean they're at least partially right.
Kyle definitely has handlers now.
He is getting media training.
I've seen him talk.
That kid knows what to say and what not to say now.
So yeah.
On that front, absolutely.
But like, the poor put-upon boy at a protest defending himself, that's the fake image they want.
The real Kyle Rittenhouse that they want to believe exists is that Kyle Rittenhouse is a sociopath who went to Kenosha to get into an incident with people and kill them and get away with it because he was savvy enough to know how to work the Wisconsin self-defense laws.
Like they want to believe that's the real him and it's uh like that's probably not true.
I think that he's a dum-dum and that he committed murder but according to our legal system not so much.
So now dealing with his new notoriety and fame he's Trying to go in the direction that people who've got money and he's paying are telling him are the best directions to go in.
So I think it's his best move.
I don't like it, but yeah, he he's making the right plays right now for him.
It's disgusting, but and he's pissing off QAnon, so I can't believe I'm happy.
I want to know whose hand is on that wheel.
I want to know what firm they hired.
Oh yeah.
They're good.
That seems like some supervillain shit right there.
The definition of a TV-style evil law firm.
They're just like, yeah, we could shine this kid up real nice.
I bet anything that PR firm is fighting tooth and nail to make sure their name doesn't get out.
So that, like, the Rittenhouse family have hired, like, a group that hired a group that hired a group that hired the PR firm.
Like, there's gonna be Shell Corporation on top of Shell Corporation.
That is gonna be, like, a web that is impossible to unweave.
President Newcomb, you ask too much of us!
Just get it done!
Polish that turd!
Hail to the king.
Oh my god.
I can picture Duke Nukem being the head of some sort of terribly evil law firm.
That would be... Sounds very right.
I think that should be the reboot.
That should be Duke Nukem 3.
You're not actually running around murdering people, you're actually just like... It's like Phoenix Wright, but with Duke Nukem.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
So this led to Lin Wood freaking out and lashing out at everybody.
And now Lin Wood is in feuds with Marjorie Taylor Greene.
He's in feuds with Sidney Powell, his old best friend.
Now Sidney Powell and Lin Wood are at each other's throats over this shit.
Yeah.
Trouble in paradise.
Yeah, they posted a meme that was like the most ridiculous thing where it was a picture of a knife and it was like, it's not the stab in the back that kills you.
It's when you turn around and see who did it.
And so Linwood and Sidney Powell are now like two teenage girls who are really mad because one of them is dating the other one's crush and all the hilarity and misery that that entails.
So that incident was all happening, and while Lin Wood was like spinning out of control and screaming and yelling at everybody, this led to our boy Jordan Sather and all the guys who really don't like Lin Wood taking more shots at him.
And this led to a QAnon promoter named Savage Dog, who I think I talked about previously, who's a guy that his claim to fame before this was that he hated negative 48.
Who we're gonna be talking a lot about in a minute and negative Savage Dog decided to take his his gaze off of negative 48 and all of that stuff and decided to focus it on the anti Lin Wood people because for some odd reason Savage Dog loves Lin Wood and if you don't like Lin Wood, you're not really queuing on and So last night in an angry series of posts Savage Dog attacked Jordan Sather.
He attacked Utah.
He attacked PepeLivesMatter And because Savage has brain worms that make him a QAnon monster and a terrible person, most of his attacks on these people were to call them gay or trans.
That's his, like, stock attack is, Jordan Sather's trans!
IET is trans!
QTah's a woman!
If they're not women, they're all gay!
Because, again, being an edgelord that was like from, I don't know, 15 years ago?
That's still the mental headspace these people are in?
Yeah, is that like a damaging insult in these spaces still?
I know QAnon's weirdly obsessed with trans and outing trans people that are not trans, but...
It's something that exists in that world.
I mean, Torba, the guy who runs Gab, he will himself post things about the global homo
agenda and repost people who are gay.
Yeah, like the shit we were hearing back in the 90s about how the gay people can't make
more gay people because they're gay, so they're converting your kids to gayism.
Like that level of gay panic bullshit.
Sounds right.
I'm pretty sure that the science doesn't check out on that, but even if it did, you know what?
Good for them.
Fuckin' take some of them.
These kids suck.
Make a bunch of better people.
Yep.
Go find yourself.
So, Eldred, the one insult that was not transphobic or homophobic about these people was that he said that Jordan Sather has one nut.
He called him One Nut Sather, which, going for a really weird- BURN!
FUCKING BURN!
Yeah!
Going for a weird dig that the last time I heard that was a thing that people were saying about Hitler?
I mean, that was... it was not something I expected.
What's not to understand?
You have exactly half of the masculinity that you should get wrecked.
Yeah, your masculinity is directly tied to the number of testicles you have.
That sounds great, because it's not even like you're half the man I am.
It's like half of the man that you have the potential to be If only you had two nuts.
I'm not mad at you, I'm disappointed of insults.
That's why all these men are going to plastic surgeons and getting extra testicles.
Oh, I was about to say that you didn't know that.
You just naturally have three testicles.
We've always called you Sargey Three Balls, so that's just... Yeah, I want to go to the doctor and I'm just going to tell him to make me look like I have a Kraut Royale bag stuffed with marbles.
Just show how nasty one I am.
That's what I wanted to look like at the end of the day.
I'm just imagining that, like, I'm just imagining, like, these QAnon promoters just going to some convention, and they're getting drunk, and they're just yelling and screaming at each other, and then some guy just, like, rips his pants off and has what you just described.
He has the crown royal bag, full of jingle jangle, and everyone else is like, oh, he's the alpha!
He is the greatest of us!
Look at his horribly massive scrotum, just full of testicles.
None of us could ever compare to this great man, and they all just start genuflecting and Oh, Big Scrotum Linwood!
Come on, it's 2021.
There's no way that a bunch of QAnon people would be genuflecting and worshipping anyone.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, man, we've been really punchy today.
It's expending a lot of energy.
I'm very tired.
I could use a nap.
Yes.
It would make my nap even better.
A wonderful supportive pillow by the folks at Mindpillow.
Yes, indeed.
Also, or as we refer to them on the show, Mindpillow!
Uh, yeah.
And that is my smooth transition into us having to talk about Michael and Del.
A thing that I hate doing.
I hate that I have to think about this guy for even a second any amount of the time.
Yeah.
So, old Mikey pillow, two pillows.
Uh, is running up on the deadline when he could submit his case, and I'm using this term real loosely, uh, for, before the Supreme Court for overturning the election.
Uh, now, to get that in front of the Supreme Court, he needs states' attorney generals to sign on, cause he has no merit, so he needs multiple states to just be like, yeah, we back this.
Well, what do you mean?
The states involved, specifically.
Right.
None of them are signing on.
Right, the big thing he needs is that the Supreme Court has quote-unquote original jurisdiction over any dispute between two states.
So this is one of those things, because people have been asking, how can Liddell bypass all the other levels of the legal system and go direct to the Supreme Court?
And the answer is that The Supreme Court is supposed to hash out arguments, which whenever you deal with a state arguing with another state, it's almost always to do with water rights.
That's almost always what it is.
It's like there's a river running through states X, Y, and Z. They're getting mad at each other over who gets what water from that river.
They go to the Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court tries to hash it out.
But this is what happened with the ridiculous Texas lawsuit, where Texas was like, hey, we don't like how Pennsylvania ran their election.
That was bullshit.
So yeah, don't let them do that.
The Supreme Court rejected that out of hand.
The only two guys that cared about it at all were Alito and Thomas, but even they said, look, we're just of the mindset that if a state brings an argument against another state before the Supreme Court, the Supreme Court is bound by duty to hear it out. We're not saying that we
would have ruled in favor of Texas because we fucking wouldn't have, but we would have liked
to have heard it. And the other seven justices were like, no, this is dumb. Fuck you. We
don't care. Texas's lawsuit is trash.
Well, Mike is claiming that the RNC is going behind his back and shutting him down now.
Oh, yeah. Everything's everything is a conspiracy against Michael and Dell because Michael and
Dell can never be wrong.
He can only be wronged.
And so he submitted this lawsuit.
He basically had a lawyer fill out the paperwork for this lawsuit.
And if you look at the top of it, it literally says, insert state name here.
He doesn't have a state that's willing to take up the case because no attorney general from any state wants to get laughed out of court with this bullshit.
Nobody wants to attach their name to this absolutely... This is just saying that you want a Captain of the Titanic after it hit the iceberg.
You want a helicopter to transport you to the captain's chair and then fly away and then you can try to pilot this thing.
This is an absolute stone-cold loser.
One of the main lawyers that deals with this bullshit.
His Twitter handle is like at quest authority.
He saw the lawsuit at the end of one of his live streams and his live stream literally ended because he couldn't stop laughing so hard.
He said that he was forgetting how to breathe given how stupid and ridiculous this lawsuit is.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Mike's not happy at all that the head of the RNC Not certified the election, but she came out and said, yes, Biden won the election three days before.
You can't tell me.
Here's the quote.
You can't tell me why Rona McDaniel, the head of the RNC, made a statement saying Biden won three days before the Supreme Court complaint was supposed to go to the Supreme Court.
What about the timing of that, America?
Why would she say that at the moment in time?
She didn't have to say that.
What, is she trying to get more donor money?
Is she trying to get donor money from Democrats?
She is a rhino as they come.
And yeah, Rona McDaniel did not respond to the Daily Beast.
I want someone to read the stuff that he writes, but like in the style of like wrestling promo.
What you gonna do, Rana Romney, when Lindelofania runs wild on you?
Paul Bearer style.
Oh, Paul Bearer, I'm not gonna go that high, because I have too many testicles and can't elevate my voice to that level.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got what we call the old Crown Royale.
Yes!
So, the one thing I wonder about this is Mike Lindell, I don't remember if he has been subpoenaed by the 1-6 committee yet or not, but our beautiful boy Alex Jones got himself a subpoena.
Alex Jones and Oliver Stone.
One of those is more important than the other.
Roger Stone, not the guy that thinks... Roger Stone, not Oliver Stone.
Yeah, whatever.
They can subpoena him, too, for fun.
Yeah, but old Alex decided that he was going to have himself a moment in the sun where he gave a two-minute-long video that he posted to his dumb website, ranting and raving about how he He might testify if it was live in front of the whole world or on C-SPAN or whatever, but if they were going to put him behind closed doors, he was going to plead the fifth instead of testifying.
Although, pleading the fifth IS testifying, in case you were wondering, Alex.
Betcha he won't.
Betcha he won't plead the fifth.
Well, I mean, the thing about Alex is that he saw that Bannon got indicted, so I feel like the group that he got the subpoenas with was Enrico Attario, a bunch of Proud Boys, Roger Stone.
This was, like, the shithead lineup.
Also Oliver Stone.
Yes.
Also Oliver Stone.
Oliver Stone was there too.
Now, okay, we need to talk to a lawyer.
Can you plead the fifth if you're not being prosecuted?
If you're just being questioned?
Yes.
So as not to incriminate yourself.
But yeah, pleading the fifth means you did something that is incriminating.
Not really.
No?
No, the Fifth Amendment is just an incredibly strict thing where you just don't have to answer questions about anything if you don't want to.
You can just assert the Fifth and that's it.
Because there was this case where a baby had died and the theory about what happened to the baby was shaken baby syndrome and an odd pair for the family had been A suspect, and then she'd been ruled out as a suspect, and literally the prosecution said, hey, you're not a suspect anymore, but we'd like to ask you a few questions.
And she was like, no, thank you.
And then the law enforcement was like, you don't have a Fifth Amendment right here because you're not actually being targeted by the investigation.
And it went all the way to the Supreme Court.
The Supreme Court was like, no, she does have Fifth Amendment protections.
You can't just say she doesn't because you're saying she doesn't.
Because she could say something under questioning where you'd be like, oh shit!
Remember that whole thing where we said we weren't going to prosecute you?
Scratch that!
You're under arrest!
So the Supreme Court is very vociferous in who gets to plead the fifth, which is literally everyone for everything.
But the thing about Alex is he has that brand where he's, I'm combative and I'm taking it to the deep state and I'm going to show them what's what.
And him, Donald Trump, all these people have always said that if you take the fifth, You're covering, you're lying, you're hiding something, and that's why Bannon didn't do it.
That's why Bannon's risking a year in a club fed for a contempt of Congress charge.
So, I really want, I mean, I feel like Alex is not as confident as Bannon is in his ability to get out of this shit.
Yeah.
So I feel like Alex is going to show up and plead the fifth and just be a bitch.
I feel like he's just going to do that and he's going to look bad in the eyes of his community for having asserted his constitutional rights.
Yeah, we'll see.
Other podcasts will cover that to great effect, and I'm excited to hear it.
So, do we want to start talking about Dallas?
I mean, I live for talking about Dallas.
This is by far the biggest and most interesting QAnon-related headline of the week.
These people are bananas!
It's time for our podcast with a podcast.
Who shot this pod?
We're talking about Dallas.
This is I mean, on one level, this is just getting more and more tragic.
On the other level, this is basically what QAnon was always going to lead to at some point.
There was going to be a person who was going to jump in, seize the crown of cult leader for a group of the people in QAnon, and then get them to do something on this level.
We are now over two weeks into this event where Negative48 has taken his group of people to Dallas.
This group of people have had all kinds of bizarre concepts and theories about what was going to happen in Dallas involving JFK Sr.
coming back, JFK Jr.
coming back.
There is now a working theory What's negative's real name?
And what's the made up number science he believes in?
original disciples that have been reincarnated on this earth.
What's Negative's real name?
And what's the made up number science he believes in?
I say science loosely there.
His name is, his last name is really crunchy.
And, uh, uh, his first name is Mike.
That's what basically everyone calls him.
Um, it's slightly, oh God.
Negamike.
Yeah.
Negamike.
That's what I'm going to go with for his name.
Cause every time I see his last name, I just look at it and say, Oh my God, I'd butcher that so bad.
It's just one, it's one of those perfectly, it's one of those perfect names that you and Elle would spend 10 minutes just mocking me for.
And he believes in.
He believes in Dramatria, which is- Dramatria.
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Your credibility!
Yes.
And the worst part about the Dramatria shit is that he admits that what they're doing with the Dramatria is making themselves happy.
The whole point of playing with words and numbers To make it all fit is, on the one hand, an attempt to divine God's sacred truth, but the first and most important part of that God's sacred truth is to make yourself feel good.
And for those who don't know how Dramatria works, there's a bunch of different ways, different translations, but the simple thing is it's an alphanumeric system where each letter has a numeric value, You say a phrase, then you write down what the numerical value of each letter in that phrase is, you come up with a number, and then you find more phrases, and you see if those phrases have the same number match.
And if they do, they're connected cosmically in the spirit wave force and the god consciousness and all that kind of good stuff.
I remember seeing someone talking about how It was possible that Princess Diane was actually the mother of Barron and Ivanka Trump.
And I- I saw you post about that.
Lost my mind.
And I went to the Dramatria website, and if you type in Princess Ivanka, it matches with The One Savior.
And it matches with, like, 50 other statements.
My god, you've blown it wide open.
Takes off sunglasses.
Using the power of, like, DramatriaCalculator.biz or whatever.
Right, exactly, exactly.
That's the point of this, is that you can find dozens and dozens of things that all have the same geriatric number, but you just ignore the like 30 of them that are terrible for your nonsense, and you go to the things that are good.
It also matches up with loaf bladder cradle.
What's that mean?
I just looked it up.
His name is Michael Brian Proxman.
Michael Brian Proxman?
Yep, that is Jesus reincarnated.
And if you watch these videos, his audience around him is so wrapped with attention, and they're just so in it to win it when he talks.
And he'll just go there, he'll go in front of a crowd, and he'll just scream a phrase.
He'll be like, Donald Trump won is 397!
You know what else is 397?
JFK shall return!
Like, JFK Jr.
will lead us!
And he's just like, she's yelling all of these phrases and just banging the drum that all those phrases also connect to that number.
So it all fits.
It all works together and Once you become fluent in Dramatria, you can do this.
You can just work anything into meaning anything and linking it up to anything.
This is just the latest participatory form of the conspiracy theory because that's what QAnon and the Illuminati and the New World Order shit has always been about.
You're no longer passively observing the world.
You're actively looking at the world in this way of like, Oh, this new Justin Bieber video is out.
Oh, it's a song.
It's okay.
It's kind of catchy, but whatever.
But when you're in their world, you're watching it.
You're like, Oh my God.
Justin's talking about Pizzagate!
Look what happened in that corner of that video there!
And look what happened over there!
These are signs!
These are clues!
And then you start posting that stuff on the internet, and people say, oh man, you're onto something!
And you just wind each other up into a frenzy, and you get all, like, hot and bothered.
I wonder what pizza is in Gematria.
What?
I wonder what pizza is in Gematria.
I mean, I'm not going to hype track if I did, but, I'm sure, I mean, there has to be some sacred number shift with them, right?
How much does it link to pizza?
Oh god, I'm sure pizza links... What would be really awesome is because pizza is such a small word, I'm sure it links to like a million billion things, and you just have to ignore the things that you don't want it to be.
So if pizza's bad, you just immediately focus on all the bad things that pizza connects to in Dramatria.
You're just like, oh, well, you know what I found out the other night?
Hillary Clinton in Gematria links up the same way that Pizza is Truth does, so think about it.
What are they trying to say?
Who's, like, so, do they think, these Gematria folks, do they think that they're, like, getting this stuff from God or whatever?
Like, who else could be...
Making all these, like, mathematic clues for them.
It has to be, it has to be God, right?
What's that terrible Jim Carrey movie, 23?
He just sees, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, it's that movie, it's that, only with 17 and Gematria now.
Yeah, it's, oh God, 17!
QAnon just loses their mind.
Gematria, God.
And I tell you, I for one am genuinely pretty excited that QAnon is up to, like, Genuine cult shit like like more more like mass market appeal cult shit because I feel like just like as as a Like a cult of personality whose figurehead is some invisible person on the internet And who's like actual real figurehead is just Donald Trump our former president like That's harder to sell to people as dangerous and kooky, but if they're gonna start like you know
buying compounds and like, you know, doing like formation dances and lining up to like, talk to
some dude who's standing in a candle wreath queue on the ground or whatever like, it's like, Oh,
yeah, this is gonna be easy to point to people and just be like, yo, these people are fucking crazy.
Like, you should not listen to what they have to say.
That's the big schism, right? Mainstream- God, I can't believe I'm saying this.
Mainstream QAnon really doesn't like Negamike because he's making them all look bad.
Yes, I mean, this is what this is the worst part of the what you just call what I call serious QAnon.
Because fuck them, they're never going to be mainstream.
But old Jordan One Ball and all of these guys are just talking about how these people in Dallas are ruining the movement.
They're not really representative.
I've seen people talk about how QAnon has millions of followers and these people in Dallas number in the hundreds.
That should tell you all you need to know.
And of course this pivots into these people in Dallas being crisis actors.
It's all staged.
It's being funded by George Soros.
The people that have run QAnon for all this time don't want to admit that they are to blame for this shit.
They don't want to blame that they gave Negamike the infrastructure and the audience and all the rest of it for him to go out and grab himself a cult, a group of people that were looking for a cult leader to form a cult with, so that he could run around and explain to them That pizza has a Dramatria value of 1070.
And so, you know, it also has that race war, and a thousand years, and criminal psychic attacks, and Russian roulette, and godless... Criminal psychic attacks?
Yep!
And a godless mind of the Ten Commandments.
And is this the man that did shake kingdoms?
And Descendant of David.
Those are all things that are dramatically linked to pizza.
We need to write.
We need to ask.
As we all knew, pizza is wildly relevant to our lives.
Yes!
And God wants us to know, which is why he gave us his sacred number system.
His sacred matrix bingo card.
Yes, exactly!
I mean, what happens if you switch over to a different language, like...
I'm sure the math perfectly checks out, because it should absolutely, right?
Well, yeah, if you go to English, that's the thing, you can do this.
They have Jewish Dramatria, then they have English Dramatria, and then they have Simple Dramatria.
So you can just work this thing however you want to with whatever system you want to use to get whatever answers you want.
You can just do that.
I mean, it's just hilarious that you always can find Whatever, uh, links you want to.
Oh my god!
That, like, three-tier system seems pretty racist to me, right?
Yeah.
You could either have it in Jewish, like the language of, like, you know, the old God's Chosen People.
Of course they're gonna know it.
It's God's Magic Matrix Bingo Card.
And then below that is English, the language of Anglo-Saxon people.
They're white enough.
And then the third tier, beyond that, anyone who's not an Anglo-Saxon, English person, or a Jew, is simple.
You guys get the simple version.
You guys get the Cliff Snow's version of God's Bingo Card.
It's like a mobile game.
You get the free version.
Yeah.
These people are paying in different tiers to unlock more of the card.
Yeah, and they get no ads.
If you do Simple Dramatria, you get a lot of ads when you talk to God.
Oh, yeah.
Basic X is too much.
Yeah, they're just like, would you like to use our calculator to convert this into its sacred number?
Like, that'll be 20 gems, or you can watch an ad.
Yeah!
So, pizza in English Dramatria links up with Kennedy, and Red Wave, and Muhammad!
So, oh my god, pizza is just crackling with power!
Pizza could not be stopped.
No, pizza's undeniable.
So yeah, I mean, this is the thing is that these people are literally just hanging out all day with a negative mic, just working on this stuff, just coming up with phrases and then trying to link them to other phrases, or just using an internet search device for Dramadrio like I just did, and just finding ways to get themselves excited.
I mean, this is like being a five-year-old kid and running around being happy because you're gonna get chocolate in an hour or so.
Mike, do you still have that geometric calculator on hand?
Yes, I do.
Look up Nintendo Switch.
We're getting into the holiday season.
It's more relevant now than ever.
We need to use the sacred arts passed down by Jewish God to tell us if the Nintendo Switch is cool for us to put under the Hanukkah bush.
It is absolutely cool for you to do that, because it looks like, according to this, it matches up with Oneness with God.
Wow!
You heard it here, folks.
You heard it here first.
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What is Hellworld with a Q, our dumb spelling?
Oh, what are we?
Oh, man.
Wow, I don't think that we should play with this.
I'm getting scared.
I feel like this is the start of our The Craft moment.
Yeah, it matches up with Elle is a Cuck.
It's like, wow.
That would be the greatest thing!
I'm like, hey, I knew it!
In Jewish Sumatria, Hellworld with a Q matches up with WhoisQ, so we've done it.
Whoa!
Layers within layers!
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You heard it here first through the power of Jewish Sumatria.
We were chosen by made-up cult negative 48 bullshit to find out who Q is.
It's Ron.
Yes.
It was Ron Merson.
And just like all people that mess with Jematria, we're just going to stop at the one that suits us.
Yeah.
We're going to ignore all the other ones.
Switch is one with God.
We are meant to fight.
Who is Q?
Boom.
Nailed it.
This could not have gone better.
Yeah, we're ignoring the fact that Hellworld also matches up to Empty Scrotum's axe.
And we're just like, ooh.
No, full scrotum sacks.
Stay on message.
Stay on message.
I mean, hey, it's not me.
It's God's bingo board that determined that we have the scrotum.
God's bingo board.
They're just filling nothing.
Yeah.
So what other culty shit are these people up to besides playing with Dramatria?
We just played with Dramatria for like five minutes on air.
Friends with Dramatria.
You can see how that could be a little bit of fun, but I'm sure that a bunch of their other culty shit is much less fun.
Yeah, so they have been kicked out of the hotel that they were in because they were getting too noisy and rowdy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, so Neg Mike has decided that He then started pushing everybody.
The other thing they're doing is they're soliciting a lot of donations.
They're demanding a lot of money from these people and from these people's families.
And now they were asking for the people that are truly in it to win it, that are here for the long haul and are not going to give up, to continue to request fundage so that they can get Airbnbs So they can stay in Dallas and they have been kicked out of a couple Airbnbs because again, they're being rowdy and not abiding by terms of service.
I think in one situation, like they had like 20 people in a room for like four.
There are plenty of family members who are like, I have a loved one trapped in Dallas right now, and they're not coming back, and I'm not finding ways to contact them.
They need to learn the anime convention rule.
You can do that, but only for, like, two nights, and you gotta be cool.
You can't, like... You gotta keep it on the DL.
They've recruited a couple homeless people into their movement, and apparently they robbed one of the homeless people.
What?
Yes.
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Do we think, and I ask this question because it is par for this sort of course, and not just because it's on brand for me to ask this question, but do we think the cult has started to incorporate weird sex stuff yet?
I mean, if you're a cult leader like Neg Mike and people who do this kind of stuff that he does, it almost seems inevitable that they start working on manipulating the women in the movement to be part of their harem.
It's that's just part of the power trip for these people is that like, I'm in charge of all of you.
I'm running your lives.
So now I have access to your women.
They are part of my they're part of me.
And because I'm not gonna lie, Mike, you got a little JFK there for a second.
It added a little a little bit of credence to what you were saying.
We have access to your women.
I'm blown away that I got Kennedy there.
It was like notes of Kennedy.
I'll take it.
Case for Kennedy.
I'm gladdened by this.
That's probably the first thing from what I...
Thank you for joining our cult.
Now remove your pants because it's time for initiation.
The first rule of our cult is no bras.
Get rid of them bras.
What does this have to do with QAnon?
He's just like, what the hell's QAnon?
The Dramatria for Bra is, I don't know, something.
Get rid of him.
Shut up.
This is just how Kennedy rolls.
I thought you were into it.
Yeah, so they're looking for places to actually stay permanently, be it the Compound, be it the Airbnbs.
The movement has put out requests for donations and they have called the movement itself the cult.
Like everyone who listened to Neg Mike and came to Dallas, you were part of the cult.
Those who left have strayed from God's light and have failed and have screwed up.
But those who've remained have redubbed themselves the remnant.
And they are looking for your hard earned money and donations.
To maintain their existence in Dallas and all of that good stuff.
That's some Jim Jones-level shit right there.
Oh man, it's so refreshing for such like... Because the way that the way that QAnon operates is so dry and internet-centric most of the time.
It's a little refreshing to get back to just classic cult bullshit.
And Karma2021 has been following them real closely on Twitter and you interviewed her recently.
So are there more details in that interview?
Is that up on our feed?
Where is that?
I have an interview with Karma Up.
We played a bunch of clips of people talking about various things that were going on in the movement.
A lot of talk about these gummies that are probably laced with some kind of drug.
I'm sorry, go into that real quick.
Yeah, the people that are defending Mike and all this stuff are saying that it's like CBD gummies, they're really harmless.
There are other people who are saying that this stuff is definitely more powerful than edibles and that they take edibles and people's reactions to these gummies are not just people getting high off of like the stuff in marijuana that gets you high, that they're like getting like, this is like psychedelics, like this could be like LSD level stuff.
Ah, now we're talking.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, so, I mean, this is, like, where this is going between the fact that you've got 20 people crammed into a room, uh, oh yeah, and by the way, a bunch of people who are on the live streams and whatever are talking about the fact that they're not feeling so well.
They're getting kind of sick.
Have a little cough?
Have they lost their sense of smell?
I don't know about the sense of smell, but there is some coughing.
You can have three guesses on their vaccination status, and the first two don't count.
We're going down that road also with this shit.
Is any of them violently anti-vax on Twitter?
Because if so, those people have definitely got the vaccine.
Those people have 100% been vaccinated.
They're just like, yeah, the vaccine, it's the deep state trying to control your gene therapy or whatever, and then they're like posting this literally as a booster shot is going into their arm.
In breaking news apropos of nothing, the jury in the Ahmed Arbery case has found all the people that killed him guilty of killing him.
Yeah, I read that.
That is good news to hear about when not talking about a cult that is working their way down
to being the latest version of I Am Shurinko or the Branch Davidians or Heaven's Gate or
all the rest of that shit.
Hey, I Am Shurinko was way scarier and cooler and they had heads full of acid all the time.
I don't know, they would be hiding their shit in some gummy bear.
They would just drop a whole sheet, like roll up a whole sheet of it and suck it into their mouth.
Oh yeah, that was their big money maker.
Eating a whole, like, roast on a bone.
Yeah, that was their big money maker.
They made a lot of acid and Purportedly really high-test stuff.
I'm a law-abiding citizen, so I've never done acid.
But if I have ever done acid, I would tell you that it is amazing.
Hypothetically, acid sounds incredible.
But were you to actually question Al about his usage of acid, he would plead the Fifth Amendment, which is his right as an American.
So things are only getting crazier in Dallas.
You've talked with Karma about it.
She is constantly tweeting updates.
So we have that interview up.
It's only getting weirder and more culty and they're looking for permanent, the remnant, Negamike's remnant are looking for permanent Residents in Dallas.
Do we have rough numbers on the remnant?
I would say at this point, it's probably somewhere around 70 people.
They're trying to recruit.
As I talked about that homeless guy that they robbed, this is the thing.
When you see the videos of them that they're posting on social media, There is this aggressive concerted effort in those videos for them to look really happy and really excited.
And everyone's having a great time.
And that is again, cult 101 behavior, where you see... It's hard not to have a great time in Dallas.
Such a beautiful city.
Yes.
If any podcast booking agents are listening, we would love to do a live show.
Yes.
Hell World in Dallas.
We'll do a live show from Daily Plaza.
Apparently going elbow to elbow with Neg Mike and his crew.
That would be probably really bad.
Only after we all get our boosters.
I just want to play the show and have it be like 70 people a day, but it's literally just Neg Mike and all of his cretins.
Like his whole clique of followers is just there.
We tricked him by handing out flyers that said JFK Jr.
was going to show up.
We all get our best JFK.
We just wear Kennedy Halloween masks.
Kennedy Halloween masks, suits with the 1960s skinny ties, just like the whole aesthetic of that.
It's like that sweet Human Giant sketch about the Olsen twins.
If anybody out there was lucky enough to see Human Giant when it was on the air, that show was great.
Oh man.
I'm just imagining us, like, doing that bit and just having more and more flop sweat just pouring off our foreheads as like 70 people are just indignantly shaking their heads at us and getting angrier and angrier.
And we're just like... Bro, they might be a fucking crazy, crazy gummy LSD.
They might actually buy into it.
Like, they might just be like, oh my god, it's the holy trinity of them.
Three JFK juniors are here.
We're just like, yeah, that's that's essentially correct.
Yes, nothing bad has ever happened to us.
And then we just record our regular show as always, but dress like three JFK juniors to like an uproarious standing ovation.
Yeah.
Oh, our Gematria bit would have killed with them.
That probably would have been the whole show.
We just would have been literally holding up our phones, typing in words, and then shouting Gematria matches back to them, and having the crowd roar in approval back to us.
Just reacting to Gematria calculator results becomes our new free bird.
Yes!
We just can't do it with like, you know, every time we do anything, we also just got to remember to play the hits.
Now for 30 minutes of Dramatria!
The Dramatria for Pikachu is also race war.
What?
How you feeling, Dallas?
Are you ready for some Dramatria?
Our newest reoccurring bit, Dramatria with friends.
Yes.
Hell no.
That sounds like a whore like no way.
Save it for the bonus content, pals.
Yeah, bonus content for the fucking Patreon could be like just 30 minutes of actions as much as reacting to Gematria calculator results.
Yeah, that's our new series on the bonus content is you submit like 10 words to us, we run it through Gematria and freak out and give it to you.
I mean, if it has to be a way for us to format that into a game show, we could play with each other.
Yeah, there's got to be some sort of Gematria boggle that we can do.
There has to be.
We'll put a pin in this.
This sounds like production meeting stuff.
We're recording an actual show for listeners.
Shut up.
Cut this here.
Cut that.
This is our idea.
Don't steal it.
Make sure that no one ever hears that idea.
They might steal it.
It's so good.
Yes.
We're trying to get it to our nice subscriber count.
So, editor, you better cut that out.
Yes.
Done.
Done yesterday.
Anyway, well, that was a fun headline segment full of fun infrivolity, but it's time for us to get down to some brass tacks while we put the ad back into Adventures in Hellworld with a message from our sponsor.
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So now that we've done that, it's time to dip into ye olde mailbag.
Our listeners got questions, we got answers.
It's time for Q and A.
First up is Placeholder, and you're going to be shocked to find out that a lot of our questions have to do with Dallas.
Placeholder asks, "-48's crew doesn't seem like they're headed this way, but what if a revival meeting came to a more appropriate location along the shores of Cape Cod in July?
Would the podcast go to observe, perhaps from a safe distance?"
Oh, absolutely.
I would absolutely attend.
Yeah, I'm there.
I'm there yesterday.
I would ask to dip into our deep, deep podcast coffers.
I would fly up and I would take photos.
We would observe.
Yeah, that'd be so much fun.
Oh, the remnant does Cape Cod.
We're there.
We're there for it yesterday.
We would just have to check the restaurants in the area, too, just sort of make it like a day of it.
Just go like, you know, keep an eye on these toasts for like an hour or whatever.
I heard there's a good lobster spot around here.
Yeah, lobster rolls.
That's the thing up there.
You guys want to go eat some fucking lobster, kid?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
So yeah, immediately would be our response to if Nick Mike decides to go on the road with his show, we're there.
So both, we will do a live show for them, and we will be an audience for their live show, which is, again, just Mike yelling Gematria matches between phrases that have nothing to do with one another.
I feel like making such a trip would have us rubbing up on being journalist-adjacent, right?
Because we would have to be asking them questions and stuff.
Yeah, that would be wild.
I mean, I had had the rather absurd idea of attending the 1-6 march.
Al talked me out of it, and thank God he did.
Yeah, I remember you floating that idea by me, and I was just like, I don't know about that idea, coach.
Yeah.
I remember when that talk was going around, you were just like, no, don't do that.
Yep.
So, Cleodora Silverstri asks, if you could create QAnon as a playable new faction in the Illuminati New World Order card game, what would be their unique victory condition?
First things first, because, what is it, Cleodora?
They write it all the time.
I'm pretty sure the last name is pronounced Silvestri.
Silvestri?
Okay, I'll try to get that right next time.
Like Mark Silvestri?
Wasn't that like a comic book artist guy?
I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.
But they write it so frequently that it's always been a thing where I'm just like, I'm not sure if that's how it's pronounced.
So for what it's worth out there, Cleodora, one of us is probably getting it right.
And to that person, I say kudos.
And to the other person, I say budos, which is my new way of saying that you stink.
I mean, it might not be you, it might be me.
Maybe I am the one who deserves budos.
Yeah.
So, I have never played Illuminati New World Order, so I don't know the exact win conditions of that game.
Ah, jeez.
Well, I'm not going to be the one to explain them to you, because I also haven't played the Illuminati card game.
I've seen it.
Are we going to have to dip into our podcast millions in order to purchase a copy of the Illuminati New World Order card game for some bonus content?
That seems reasonable.
Get together and do a little draft or whatever?
I remember somebody talking about how I think they have like the complete set like framed on a wall.
Because so many people have talked about how the this game had revealed the truth of the world to everybody.
Yeah, I remember hearing.
Yeah.
Because like the World Trade Center is like burning in one of the photos and all kinds of stuff like that.
Are we talking about the Steve Jackson Illuminati game?
Yes, we are.
That's the game.
Okay.
Yeah, so I mean, I think, I would say their win condition would be something to the effect of if there's like a celebrity in the game, having that celebrity be elected president the way Trump was, so whatever Illuminati person you could, if you had an ability to do something where you're like, put this person into a position of power and increase their influence by seven or whatever, I would think that that would be kind of like their way to win the game.
Is Apprentice still a thing?
Can we get somebody to make us up an Illuminati Apprentice patch and then we can get a bunch of our beautifler babies into a NWA Illuminati card game league?
Nice.
That would be, that would be so awesome.
Be such an incredibly niche thing that would go for like four months before we burned the game out.
Hell no, the meta is so diverse.
We're gonna, we're really gonna crack it.
Yeah, I guess the Illuminati card game was updated for Y2K and has a second edition, but I don't think they've really touched it since.
The Illuminati The Game of Conspiracy is available on Amazon for $40.
So I guess I'll have to make that a stocking stuffer or something.
Yeah.
Getting crackalackin' on that.
So thank you for that question.
We hope to have a better answer for you in the future.
Maybe?
Question mark?
Oh yeah, we'll definitely know once we get a few league matches under our belt.
Yes.
Well, once we've at least seeded our like, you know, top four bracket, we'll probably all have enough understanding of the game to know exactly where people sit.
Yes.
It's a Steve Jackson game.
It can't be that complicated.
Bro, you have no idea.
The only thing I ever knew about that game was an urban legend, much like the urban legend of the person tearing up the Chaos Orb and blowing the fragments of it across the table.
There was an urban legend of an Illuminati New World Order game where a guy, they were in the finals of this high-stakes, ultra-competitive Illuminati game, and this guy was like, hey man, if you just give me 50 bucks, I'll concede.
And the guy was like, okay, and handed him 50 bucks, and then the guy played a card and said, I lied, and it said you may break your half of any agreement.
I don't know if that's a real thing, but boy howdy if it was.
Big if true.
That's like the Illuminati New World Order version of shredding up the Chaos Orb.
Yes!
Nice juicy Magic reference there for the six people that listen to the podcast that play Magic.
Yeah, and know about the Chaos Orb shredding.
So thank you for the question that we did an incredible deep dive into.
So Peter Miller asks, will they still be waiting in Houston on November 22nd, 2023?
And then he corrects himself and says, I mean, I meant Dallas, of course.
Well, I mean, hey, a year is a lot of time.
Maybe they'll go to Houston for a while.
Maybe they're, like, I'm assuming they've got somebody with two sticks that points them into the direction of JFK Jr.
And if he happens to be maybe appearing in Houston for a while, then that's where they gotta go.
I mean, real question, why are they hanging out where he, they think he didn't die and not where he was born?
Like, you know, Massachusetts.
I think that makes more sense, but I don't know Dramatria.
Well, yeah, I think there was a bunch of stuff that Neg Mike had brought up about, like, Kennedy would return in Dallas matches, geometrically, with this, that, the other thing, and all that kind of stuff.
But, as we've been saying repeatedly, they should be in Cape Cod, they should be in Massachusetts.
Like, the only thing that the Kennedys have to do with Dallas was that JFK got shot there, and that's it.
I think that it's just the fact that Daily Plaza is just such a hub of conspiracy theories in the world.
That's where you can go for the grassy knoll and all this other stuff, and this is where the deep state revealed its power and showed us that it could kill a president in broad daylight.
I just think that allure and that appeal to these people is just so overwhelming that no amount of logic or reason about where they should be is going to beat that.
Yeah, it's not even a joke.
The Kennedy seat of power is Massachusetts.
That would make the most sense to me.
It was like a big deal when Ed Markey beat Joe Kennedy in that Senate primary because it was the first time ever that a Kennedy had lost an election in Massachusetts.
That was just a thing.
Them being in elected office in our state is their birthright.
There's just... This is where they ran the shit.
As all sorts of conspiracy theorists will... It's so funny, because conspiracy theorists will talk about how JFK and RFK were martyred heroes and champions of the world, but when you get to old Teddy Kennedy, they'll be like, hey, no one cared that he murdered that girl!
They got to keep his sentence!
What the fuck is up with that?
And it's like, well, hey, either the Kennedys are heroes or monsters.
We live in a binary world, you assholes, pick one.
And, uh, again, yeah, you're right.
Massachusetts is so beloved of the Kennedys that Ted Kennedy did have someone die in his car.
And we still kept electing him to the Senate.
This is how we roll.
So, yeah, it's not a great look for us.
I acknowledge that.
So, yeah.
The end result is that they shouldn't be in Houston or Dallas by then.
They should have made their way to Massachusetts, finally.
Maybe they can hang out up in fucking Gloucester.
Oh, hey, why don't they go to Chappaquiddick?
Why don't they do that?
Why don't they try- Why don't they see if, uh, Teddy's car is gonna float up with him back in it?
I mean, let's do- Let's see what all- Let's go to all the- Now, I'm a big kid.
Why don't they go to Revere?
Oh, why don't they- Why don't they go to- Why don't they go to Quincy and have Tommy from Quincy talk to them about why Mac Jones is a bum?
And why did Belichick run off Brady, kid?
What was up with that?
What the fuck?
Or they can go to Worcester!
Massachusetts cities are the best.
Yeah, Massachusetts is really a trip.
And also, I don't know a single person who gives even one half of a fuck about a Kennedy, so I'm not sure how much juice they have left in Massachusetts now.
Old people are dying in droves.
There's a pandemic on, so that's got to be bad for the Kennedy's name.
But certainly not bad for their money.
They're white people.
They've stockpiled money.
They'll have money forever.
So thank you for the question.
Reverend Xenofact asks, the Dallas negative 48 cult is looking increasingly hinged, but do you see the grifters who are jealous of negative 48?
So who's going to try to duplicate his success or steal his marks?
I like the people that are jealous of him and trust me, it's jealousy of the highest order
Their brand is such that I don't think they could do it. I don't think that they could I don't think like
QTAR or Sather or Martin Guess or any of these Jamoaks could
actually like go out and try to grab a crew of people to get closer to God because
They're more about like the facts and the evidence and blah blah blah and spirituality helps you out. That's great
I mean, maybe Praying Medic would do it, but that guy is so... he's just... you just have to make him buck, and he's lazy, so he would never... No way, man, I know who it's gonna be.
It's gonna be John Edwards out from the side hatch.
Oh, that'd be great!
He's gonna be like, I'm back, baby!
I can get you out of line to JFK Jr.
right now.
Oh, that's a great, that's an incredible call.
That is world class, yes.
100% Trent Edwards.
He's gonna, his 15 minutes of fame, bam, let's make it a half hour.
He's back and he's on top of his game.
This is all happening.
I mean, shit, Michael Lindell somehow made a name for himself in the QAnon movie.
You don't think that John Edwards has the juice?
He's been there before.
He's been to the top of the mountain.
Yes.
And then by his side, he'll have the pet psychic lady.
Oh, that'd be great.
So thank you for the question, Reverend Xenofact, and allowing Elle to just absolutely nail that.
Professor DuckDuckGo, Professor Dr. DuckDuckGo asks, did any dead celebrities come back this week?
Depends on who you ask.
I think me and the crew would say no, but if you asked Negative Mike and his crew, they would say yes.
They were very positive that Michael Jackson and a bunch of other celebrities hung out with them in Dallas this week.
So, hey, I mean, it's like creationism and evolution.
It's a debate.
You gotta let both sides have their view of things, and we all just go along and get along.
One big happy family.
All that kind of stuff.
I like to think that the answer is yes.
Like, John Candy came back for one brief day, but he just, like, sort of stayed out of the limelight, and he just, like, had a cheeseburger, and hung out, and maybe, like, looked at some of his family members, like, from across the way, and then just, like, you know, went back to being dead.
John Candy, huh?
That's your pick?
Yeah, just a quiet remembrance of his life.
I can see that.
I wanted somebody that generally people would be like, yeah, it's good for that guy to be back.
Like, but you know, not somebody like, John Candy doesn't really have any like stink of, you know, like, He doesn't have any bad juju about him.
Right.
That's fair.
I figured that's where you were going.
I was like, why John Candy?
And I'm like, yeah, he doesn't really have any.
I'm not aware of any bad John Candy publicity.
So yeah, he's he's like the proto version of Keanu Reeves, where everyone just loves him and he seems like a genuinely good guy.
So I think he you know, he you either die hero or live long enough to be cast as Mario.
That could be true.
It probably is.
So thank you, Professor Doctor, for that question.
Sorry, but for what it's worth, I think I heard that Nintendo came out, or somebody involved with that movie came out.
Illumination.
There's not going to be a lot of that It's-a-Me Mario stuff.
So Mario's just going to sound actually just like Chris Pratt the whole way.
that's gonna be unfortunate. So SnorlaxCPab says, someone abroad today that Taylor Swift dated and
got dumped by a Kennedy, so of course she is dropping hints to the JFK assassination in her
Which one of you is going to listen multiple times to her entire list to resolve this for us?
I mean, it's all tainted.
She's re-recording all our music because she had to get out of contracts.
Yeah, so that's the problem, is which versions are we going to listen to?
The stuff that Scooter owns?
Or the stuff that T-Swizzle has proprietary over?
Is the new music more Kennedy-centric because she got dumped after she recorded that music?
So, this is a mystery.
I'm just gonna make the same appeal to Taylor that I make to any celebrity who gets their heart broken by other celebrity people.
Like, hey, I'm right here, Tay.
I'm right here.
I can be your shoulder to cry on.
I'm not a celebrity.
You don't have to worry about me dealing with any of that celebrity bullshit.
I'm just some guy, you know?
I'm just a guy who's interested in you for your attractiveness and your fantastic wealth and success.
So I never I never heard the Kennedy stuff.
The legend I heard is that her hit song blank space was inspired by the anime Death Note, giving it a completely different tone.
That's the legend I heard.
I heard that that her like, whenever getting back together song was actually about Dave Coulier.
Oh wow.
That's world class.
I loved that slider.
It like slid into you.
It took you like a second to register what joke it just hit you and then it hit you right in the gut.
That was great.
I love that.
That's the reaction I crave.
Yes.
So...
So thank you for that.
Maybe we'll have some more bonus content breaking down, using Dermatria to break down Taylor Swift's lyrics to try to figure out what she was truly saying about the Kennedy assassination.
Existential Dredd.
Hey, hey Dredd, how you doing?
She says, my question is more of a suggestion.
I'd love to see you guys do a crossover with Knowledge Fight.
It's my War Against Christmas wish.
Hey, if those guys ever deigned to let us plebes talk to them, that'd be fine with me.
Aren't those guys like big timers?
You need to be appealing to them because we're like small potatoes.
El, they just interviewed John Ronson for one of their episodes because he had hung out with Alex Jones when he was covering him.
Nice.
No, no, no.
It's the other way around.
That would be like, oh man, you know it would be sick if the Adventures in Hellworlds guys were on Hot Ones.
And it's just like, yeah, that would be great.
It would also be great if we were making movies with Dwayne The Rock Johnson and stuff, but we gotta wait for their people to contact us.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Let's just say that if you've heard of a podcast and you listen to it, if that podcast were to talk to us, we would say yes.
That's pretty much how this works.
Yeah.
Our door is open because we're on the bottom rung of the ladder.
I mean, that's just the way it is.
We're above the Nazi ones, but below knowledge.
Look, Travis McElroy, I know you're listening right now.
Get us on your show.
Hook your plays up with a little publicity.
It doesn't even have to be the main one.
It could even be Sawbones.
Honestly, I would prefer the Adventure Zone.
Let me get in there and mix it up.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd play D&D with them.
Well, let's not get too crazy.
So that rounds out the mailbag for the week.
So our question to Numerous is, what are you looking forward to?
I mean, do I get to be the basic, the basic bitch and just say Thanksgiving?
Because, uh, I have like a bunch of stuff going on this weekend and it all seems pretty cool.
Yeah, you can, you can go there.
Um, uh, Hawkeye just dropped on Disney Plus.
I watched the first episode of that, so I'm excited for more of that.
Uh, and there's a bunch of stuff coming out next month in December.
So, I mean, I'm looking forward to the Spider-Mans.
That's coming up real soon.
Yeah.
I'm looking forward to the fact that in three days, CVS will allow me to schedule my booster shot, because their website, if you are not exactly six months past your second dose of the Bill Gates, George Soros murder vaccine, or whatever we're calling it this week, Just do Walgreens.
will not allow you to schedule an appointment. The software just won't be like, hey, your last dose
was this time, so you need to be past that. So how about two weeks after that or whatever?
But I did actually try to cheat the software by putting in a date that was earlier and it
immediately was like, here's your possible scheduled appointments. And I was like, yep,
that's great. So now I just have to wait until- Just do Walgreens.
Walgreens will let you do it tomorrow. Oh, hey, Walgreens.
They don't give a shit.
Like, I'm not at six months, and I went on Walgreens, and they were like, yeah, man, you want that good stuff?
Oh, good to know.
I think Alex Jones was talking about how we're going to get daily or hourly boosters at some point, and I'm like, I'm in!
Come on, Walgreens, just turn me into a pincushion.
I just want to walk out of Walgreens like a porcupine, just full of syringes, just turning my bloodstream into a vaccine stream with a little blood in it.
I'm good for all of it.
So, I'm looking forward to that, and the fact that on Thursday we get to just gorge like gluttons and watch football, although I think all the games are probably going to be really bad.
I mean, the Detroit Lions are involved, and that's always a tragedy.
So, that is what I have on my plate that's going to be full of turkey coming up on the morrow.
Nice.
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