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Sept. 16, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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The First Q-Drops with Poker, Sarge, and L

I've brought my friends, Sarge and L onto the podcast to talk about the early QDrops and they give their views on the narrative Q is putting out there. Come for the Q talk, stay for the tangents we go off on. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here.
Today I'm actually joined by some co-hosts, which may make this a little more exciting or terrifying.
I don't know exactly which.
First of all, I'm joined by Sarge, who actually served in the military, unlike so many Stolen Valor shitheads in QAnon.
Hello Sarge.
Hi, reporting for duty, which will be my opening catchphrase until I hate it.
I'm already getting a big no.
Yeah, the fucking way.
Literally five seconds into the podcast already shot down by our other co-host.
This is... And now it's staying around.
Yeah, yeah.
And our other co-host is the mysterious L who is joining us as well.
That's me, baby.
Liberal with a giant L.
Excellent, excellent, excellent, excellent.
So basically what I wanted to do here, again for the five millionth time because I've loved mining this content, is going through the early queue drops and exposing people to the actual dumb shit the queue said at the start of this whole thing.
Because this thing was supposed to go for like a week that was all it was supposed to be and now we're like in year three of this dystopia and we have offshoot things like save our children and all this other horseshit we're seeing in the media and it's it is ridiculous that what was supposed to be a week-long joke on 4chan is now eating the minds of Americans and I literally have people tweeting me yo dude I know like all these people that are in the QAnon that didn't vote last time but they're now gonna totally vote for Trump and he's gonna win in a landslide Like, I'm dealing with people telling me that the election is going to be swung by this 4chan LARP, and it is incredible.
Uh, yeah, I mean, I'm happy to finally dig into this shit, because your boy L has almost no idea what the deal is with this QAnon nonsense, aside from what I see on the liberal news.
So, uh, let's, uh, yeah, me and Sarge are ready to dive in.
Yeah, I have a small amount.
I guess, yeah, let's take from the top, number one.
Okay, so cue drop number one.
This is literally the thing that started it all.
The, uh, first voice you're going to hear is the excited person telling us that Hillary's about to be arrested, and then cue is going to dip in with confirmation that that's about to come.
Hillary Clinton will be arrested between 7.45 a.m.
and 8.30 a.m.
on Monday, the morning October 30th, 2017!
HRC extradition already in motion effective yesterday with several countries in case of cross-border run.
Passport approved to be flagged effective October 30th at 1201 a.m.
Expect massive riots organized in defiance and others fleeing the U.S.
to occur.
USMs will conduct the operation while NG activated.
Proof check.
Okay, so that's it.
That's the origin of Q, that the National Guard is being called up to get ready to quell evil deep state riots that are about to happen because Hillary's about to get cuffed and stuffed.
Wait, National Guard?
NG is National Guard?
NG is National Guard.
That is the proof check that you are supposed to go find a member of the National Guard and ask them if they got called up on 10-30-17 to be ready to quell the riots.
And so, like all of history's greatest prophets, this all occurred, correct?
I mean, we all remember when Hillary Clinton got arrested by the National Guard?
She was being arrested by the USM, which was the marshals, the National Guard.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I got confused with the M's and the N's and the G's.
I didn't brush up on my alphabet soup before I jumped on the podcast.
So this happened, correct?
I mean, that's why we're still talking about Q, is that he made this prediction and it happened.
Hillary Clinton is in a jail right now.
I remember.
Um, shockingly, I don't think this did happen, although we may get some more clues about all of this in future drops because, again, just because Q was aggressively, deeply, stupidly wrong at the start, I mean, everyone makes a mistake now and then.
You gotta give them a mulligan, right?
I mean, it's just, uh, just the way it works.
We're literally one of these things in, and already we've, we've, we've hit like a huge The obvious problem with this sort of political fan fiction is that that sort of prediction is a tremendous fucking swing, and he just could not have been more wrong about it, right?
I mean, like, this wasn't even close to the truth?
No.
Sarge, you're in the National Guard, right?
No, I was in the Army.
Oh, you're a real member of the military, as it were.
Take that, National Guard!
Wow, shots fired at the National Guard.
I'm just kidding.
National Guard are all under state control and I'm just... So I'm already confused.
I'm trying to treat this with a certain amount of seriousness.
A, why would the Marshals be doing the arrest and not the FBI?
Why are the National Guard activated to quell the impending riots?
Is that what I'm supposed to take from that?
Yeah, you are supposed to believe that the bad guys know Hillary is about to be arrested, so they are funding fake Antifa or whatever riots to try to make this look bad for Trump and the good guys that are arresting Hillary.
That America, America who loves Hillary Clinton so fucking much, That they're willing to go on the streets and riot and protest on her behalf when she's arrested for the crimes that are never actually explained to us what she did.
That was going to be my next question.
I mean, like, just so I'm familiar or, you know, locked in to what this narrative is from the outset, like, did Q ever have any sort of basis for why Hillary Clinton should be arrested?
Is this just an emails thing?
At the start of this whole thing, or for a very incredibly long period of time, her crimes are just so self-evident and obvious that we never actually find out what they were.
Oh, I mean, of course.
Why would you predict why someone is being arrested when you can just predict that they're going to be arrested and hope that the rest falls into place?
Yeah, and is he Q yet?
Uh, no.
At this point he is not Q. He does not become Q until Q drop 34 when he, uh, rips his mask off and reveals himself to be, uh... Holy shit, it took him 34 posts before his throat got deep?
Yes.
Yeah, he was shallow throat before this.
Okay, I don't want to jump too far ahead.
So 34 is win, and we're just using he for, like, simplicity's sake.
Right, right.
I feel like it's a pretty solid guess.
I'm with you.
I'm gonna make some broad assumptions about Q from the outside.
I'm gonna assume that he's white, male, and Republican.
I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but if this is a liberal person of color behind Q, like, I'll eat my hat.
Okay, so 34 is when he reveals himself to be Q, but not Q from James Bond.
Yeah, Q-drop 34 is when he declares himself to be quote-unquote Q Clearance Patriot.
That's when he actually adopts his character name, as it were.
Okay, I'm already going to get off track.
What is a Q Clearance?
Queue clearance is something that is only found in the US Department of Energy.
So, like, technically you could get it if you were, like, working in, like, with nuclear materials and stuff like that, so it could be important.
But queue level clearance is basically a civilian level of clearance.
Like, if you are working with some department, section of the Department of Energy, and they needed you to have, like, higher level of clearance than normal, you might have to apply for queue level clearance to get that.
Or, let me toss this out there, Q is one of the most mysterious sounding letters of the alphabet, so when this person had to determine what sort of clearance he had, he just picked a fucking random letter, the one that sounded the coolest, and it was Q.
Absolutely, absolutely.
Like, I mean, other strong contenders would be, like, N or W. Those are just, like, fun letters.
But, you know, A-level clearance?
I don't know about all that.
I don't think we get the traction we get with N. Like, N-anon?
No.
N-anon?
N-anon.
Yeah.
Na-na-na-nanana.
Man around the world, a-nanana.
Oh, I was gonna do a Muppets joke.
Oh, yeah. These references are all too good for this sort of bullshit.
Yeah, for those of you, yeah.
Oh, we're just giving it away.
Okay, we're still in one.
Yes.
Gotten off track, but they don't become Q until 34.
When's the first time we hear about the storm?
I want to know what to look forward to.
Well, yeah, Sarge here wants to stop going off track to just jump to a wildly different track that is nowhere near the track.
Okay, just tell me.
I know he knows the answer.
Uh, well, the storm is in here in the early drops.
I'm just trying to remember, like, if he does this whole dumb thing where, uh, he basically, uh, tells us, oh yeah, it's 50, it's 55 is when we receive...
That is when we receive the prophetic vision that Trump will tweet out the words, my fellow Americans, the storm is upon us.
And that is when all the liberals die.
Things to look forward to.
Things to look forward to.
Okay, so just to get us back on the narrative track, we're in QD1.
The person who is not known as Q yet, but we know becomes Q later in some sort of Marvel I'm so excited!
villain twist reveal.
Yes.
I'm so excited.
It has predicted that Hillary Clinton will be arrested by US Marshals and then the National
Guard will be activated to quell the inevitable liberal rioting that will happen following
this in two days from this post.
Right.
Q has very benevolently given Hillary a 48 hour heads up to flee the country ASAP because her passport will be flagged on 1030 at midnight, one minute past midnight that day.
And this is October 28th.
So if Hillary got the high sign here, she could just dip out to some country that doesn't have extradition to America because her passport would not have been flagged for that period of time.
Okay.
All right.
Rock on.
All right.
Let's roll.
Let's roll on in.
Let's go to cue two.
Yeah.
Cue drop two.
Now, this is long, so I'm going to cut it in half.
I'm going to break it in a certain point.
All right.
Probably for the best.
Yep.
Mockingbird.
HRC detained.
Not arrested.
Yet.
Where is Huma?
Follow Huma.
This has nothing to do with Russia.
Yet.
Why does POTUS surround himself with generals?
What is military intelligence?
Why go around the three-letter agencies?
What Supreme Court case allows for the use of MIV Congressional Assembled and Approved Agencies?
Who has ultimate authority over our branches of military without approval conditions unless 90-plus in wartime conditions?
What is the military code?
Where is AW being held?
Why?
Okay, so we're halfway through Q-Drop 2 here.
Okay, immediately, my first thought, what the fuck is he talking about?
Like, what the fuck is he saying?
That's just a bunch of words that he used.
Okay, so from the top, Mockingbird, was that his super secret codename before he pulled the mask off and revealed himself to be Q?
Or is that Hillary?
Mockingbird is a reference to Operation Mockingbird, which was a thing that was done by the CIA in the 1950s and 60s to try to get themselves good press.
They would try to talk to reporters, people on TV, the media, whoever, and they would try to plant stories in the media to make themselves look good and make the government look good.
And then it all got exposed by Congress because we have an open government and everything like that and it basically they said they stopped doing it but of course if you're a conspiracy nut you believe that like the Mockingbird media has existed since eternity and that everything you read from the MSM has been literally given to them directly by the CIA and FBI to make themselves look good while they're lying through their teeth about everything.
So that's not like So he's just completely just throwing that out there to start this second Q drop, just hoping to God that people understand what he's talking about.
Because when I hear slash read that post, I assume that that's him claiming that he himself is Mockingbird and he's checking back in to let us know what's good with the HRC detention.
It's a missed opportunity.
Mockingbird is much cooler than Q. I mean, Mockingbird is a cooler name than Q. Yes, that is absolutely accurate.
HRC detained, not arrested yet.
This is four hours after the first Q-Drop?
Ah, two.
The first Q-Drop was 1544.
Second Q-Drop is 1715.
So it's almost like 90 minutes or so.
So in the span of 90 minutes, they went from arresting her two days later to grabbing her and now holding her and waiting to arrest her.
Okay, so that definitely happened.
We're in the middle... We're one month before the election?
Uh, no, this is 2017.
Oh, I'm such an idiot.
Wake up, sheeple.
Oh, goddammit.
I've lost all credibility with QAnon already.
Which is great.
I mean, that's another thing we need to talk about just briefly, is how awesome it is that Hillary Clinton is still
the villain in this tale, even though it's a year after the election that she lost.
I assumed they were, like in my head, I was like, oh, this is
during the election, because why are we talking about Hillary after the lost election?
Because Hillary Clinton never got punished for her crimes, Q's just not going to mention what they were because they're obvious.
So this is 11 months after she lost the election.
And at this point in the fiction, and yes I'm going to continue to call it fiction because it is fiction, so Hillary Clinton has been detained but not arrested and now Q was asking Where is Huma?
When Huma's not around, everybody should be asking, where is Huma?
What is Huma?
Why is Huma?
Yeah, let's get them all in, but no, really, what is Huma?
Huma is Hillary's aide, Huma Abedin, who was married to Anthony Weiner.
Basically in the start of this, in the start of QAnon, Huma becomes this weird MacGuffin that Q is obsessed with.
He constantly brings her up and she is this massive focus of everything and like basically like when Huma falls,
the entire Deep State, it will be shattered because like she's got.
She's the first domino.
Yeah, she's like the domino that's gonna bring this whole thing down.
This whole house of cards is gonna come crashing down once we finally get to the bottom of Huma.
And...
Forgive my political ignorance, but much like one Ben Roethlisberger,
aside from getting caught sending pictures of his penis to women on his phone, why is Anthony Weiner relevant?
Oh Uh, because Anthony Wiener's famous laptop, which was the subject of the Comey letter right before the election and probably is why we have President Moran Brain as our president right now.
Anthony's Wiener's laptop is the ultimate MacGuffin in the entire QAnon narrative.
The materials and contents on Wiener's laptop is so explosive and so devastating.
Yeah, I bet he'd like you to think that up top.
That was a self-high-five.
I did not.
No problem.
That was some fucking good-ass Foley work on my part.
You had to throw me under the bus.
I'm going to jump us to the next line because it appears to be the first correct cue thing.
This has nothing to do with Russia.
Yet.
We did it, boys.
An accurate prediction.
Had nothing to do with Russia, I guess.
Brackets, yet.
I mean, parentheses, yet.
Anything could happen.
Now it definitely has nothing to do with Russia.
Yeah, absolutely.
At this very moment, it has nothing to do with Russia.
Russia might get involved down the line, but right now, Hillary's arrest for crimes indeterminate has nothing to do with Russia.
So we're good, we're good on that front.
Putin, not involved.
OK.
All right.
So let me ask you this.
Why does POTUS surround himself with generals?
What was going on in late October 2017 that, like, Sarge, what is military intelligence?
Um, well, it is one part of the military apparatus.
Yeah, I don't know.
That is the broadest fucking question in The world?
I mean, the joke from middle school was it was an oxymoron, right?
Yeah.
Waka-waka.
I mean, I would give myself another sick high-five, but you already called me out, so I don't think I can pull that one again.
We can do a real high-five.
Legit high-fives only.
Yeah, waka-waka.
Boom!
Alright.
Why go around the three-letter agencies?
Why is that?
Because you can't trust them, because the three-letter agencies are part of the cabal, obviously, so we have to go to the good agencies.
Am I reading this right?
It feels like Q is being critical of the president here.
Or are we supposed to be asking these questions and like...
I'm shaking my head.
It's cold reading for Republican morons.
He's like the new Ms.
Q is asking leading questions, trying to direct you to either a quote unquote, correct answer
or for you and everybody else to run around and come up with possible answers. And then Q will
pick the best of those answers that he likes that furthers his narrative and then declare that one
to be the correctest of the answers as it were. I'm shaking.
It's cold. It's cold reading for Republican morons. It's like he's like the new Miss Cleo.
Call me now. That's fine. Yeah.
Do not do impressions of other races.
The Sarge has been cancelled.
It's a bad look, man!
Now Elle's been cancelled.
Her accent was very fake, so that was a good impression of a bad fake accent.
It was the wokest impersonation you could have done, in fact.
RIP, Ms.
Cleo.
So what Supreme Court case allows for the use of MI, which I'm assuming is military intelligence, v. Congressional, assembled and approved agencies.
It was broken up and formatted.
Yeah, I have no, I don't think anyone's ever actually figured this out.
I'm sure someone on the podcast listening to this might be able to tell us like what cue is reaching for here.
Okay, let's just rattle through these again.
Who has the ultimate authority over our branch of the military without approval conditions unless 90 plus in wartime conditions?
Okay, so I know that one.
He's talking about the Senate, and the President's not allowed to declare war without Senate approval, and the President gets Yes.
crazy powers during war crime conditions, but those, that was not going on here.
I know that one.
That one I know.
Well, that's why we have you on here, Sarge.
What is the military code and where is AW being held at this point?
I'm assuming that's Anthony Weiner?
Yes.
And why?
Okay, so that's what we, so that's the chunk that we went through.
Already completely eliminating me.
Total Q idiot.
I had no idea that Anthony Wiener was relevant for anything, uh, ever.
Um, and I certainly didn't know that his wife was some sort of like deep state MacGuffin.
So, Anthony Wiener and his wife, Huma, are apparently huge players for reasons that, who knows?
And the question is, where are they?
And why are they?
And who and how are they?
I'm not even going to address what is the military code, because it's not a question.
Like, what is the military code?
I mean, I'm looking right at it.
There's a question mark there.
I'm like, I don't know what it means.
Everything's just so broad.
All right, let's let's soldier forth.
Okay, let us complete this Q drop and be horrified at its continued ignorance as it were.
Okay, there we go.
POTUS will not go on TV to redress the nation.
POTUS must isolate himself to prevent negative optics.
That never happens.
POTUS knew removing criminal rogue elements as a first step was essential to free and pass legislation.
Who has access to everything classified?
Do you believe HRC, Soros, Obama, etc.
have more power than Trump?
Fantasy.
Whoever controls the office of the presidency controls this great land.
They never believed for a moment they, Democrats and Republicans, would lose control.
This is not a RVD battle.
Why did Soros donate all his money recently?
Why would he place all his funds in a RC?
Mockingbird, 10, 30, 17.
God bless fellow patriots.
Now Rob Van Dam is involved and I'm fucking confused.
I thought you guys would be super excited.
He is clearly a football fan.
God bless fellow Patriots.
2017 was a good year for the Patriots.
He's a fucking Patriots fan and those people are monsters.
Yes.
There are no greater monsters in this world than people who love the Patriots.
Yes.
Okay, so I mean, much like all of this gibberish, there's a lot to unpack here.
So I guess since you're the expert, give us a rundown on what this babble is supposed to be communicating to us.
Um, this is just world building, really, in general.
It's an excuse as to why Trump is not going to do certain things.
One thing I love in this drop is the mention that removing rogue criminal elements is a first step essential to free and pass legislation.
As if, like, I don't know, abolishing the filibuster in the Senate, which Republicans could have done at that moment, wouldn't have gotten this done a lot quicker and cleaner?
Like, throwing Hillary Clinton in the slammer was gonna make Chuck Schumer not filibuster a tax bill or the farm bill or some shit?
Like, it always blows my mind that, like, one of the first things that Q was worried about is, we gotta get some bills through the Senate!
We gotta put in some work here, boys!
And negative optics on part of the Oh yeah, Trump is so worried about negative optics.
Oh my god, that man, when Hillary gets arrested, he needs to stay above the fray.
He's got to be clean.
Yeah, you can really tell how much negative optics have played into Trump's decision making over the past few years.
Okay, I understand.
He's saying that the president will not address the nation on TV when Hillary Clinton is arrested, which is Probably the biggest lie he's told yet.
I'm assuming that Hillary Clinton is going to be arrested and then her not being arrested probably makes that the biggest lie?
Because that's sort of like the cornerstone of all of this?
But saying, but saying the president that Donald J. Trump, Donald Joseph Trump, Josephine, uh...
You're just going on a fucking riff on what the J is for?
Yeah, I have no idea.
Donald Jehovah Trump.
Donald Jesus Trump.
Oh, Donald Jesus Trump is probably the good one.
God bless fellow patriots.
Donald God Emperor Trump with a J. Like fist pump to death if Hillary had gotten arrested?
So mostly, my biggest point of confusion, aside from all of it, but specifically, the second half of the second Q drop is, is Q's assertion that Donald Trump works outside of the two-party system in some way?
Is Trump his own island of conservative glory that is not affiliated with Republicans, except for all the times he is?
At this moment, Q is putting out feelers that everyone is corrupt and only Donald Trump, this total outsider who came from left field to win the presidency, only he is pure.
Only he is a good person.
And that he's going to right this ship and all the bad Democrats and the bad Republicans are going to have to figure out that they're now playing by new rules.
The rules of Donald Trump and Q Team.
Because we're the shot callers now and we're working for America.
Not for the New World Order and all that blargy blargy.
Alright, so the fiction so far.
Hillary Clinton is going to get arrested.
Donald Trump is the fucking man.
Anthony Weiner and his wife are really important for reasons that nobody can tell.
Donald Trump is not going to address any of this stuff on TV because the optics would be bad, and God is involved because of course he is.
Yes.
Mockingbird again.
Mockingbird bookends this statement.
Almost.
He had to get that God bless fellow patriots there at the end to just like, Man, really tickled the balls at the Bible Belt.
Why does he care about Soros?
Just real quick.
Because Soros is one of the generic left-wing boogeymen that all Republicans hate and they like just bringing up all kinds of nonsense about Soros.
They like talking about like when he was a child he helped the Nazis when he was like a 14 year old and he was like going along with people who were actually taking Jewish people's property away from them and stuff like that and The person he was working with was like, I swear this is my kid and he's not a Jew, so it's all cool.
And the Germans were like, it's 1944, we're fucking losing anyways, we don't give a shit.
So, like, getting their hate boner on about Soros is just, like, second nature to people in these kinds of movements.
It's just, uh, like, I don't know, like someone that everyone hates and it's just an easy thing to like, it's like saying Mockingbird Media.
It's an easy dog whistle to let people know where you're at.
It's like the Mockingbird Media and George Soros are the bad guys.
And now everyone who's into the Illuminati New World Order is like, Oh yeah, bro.
He's saying Mockingbird is like, it's his false news.
I read ahead.
In three.
I'm excited.
All right.
You need to calm down.
You, you, you, you need to calm down.
I don't know shit about this.
But, but, okay.
If you, if you got that third, that third drop on us, like lay it, lay it on us.
I'm ready.
I'm, I'm strapped in.
Open your eyes.
This story is starting to get good.
Okay.
Backing up to start it over again.
Here we go.
Cue drop three.
Open your eyes.
It finally came out that Rod, Bob were key players in the uranium scandal.
Don't you think POTUS would be tweeting about removal given the clear conflict?
Why did POTUS meet Bob under the cover of FBI director interview?
Bob is unable to serve as director per the law.
Gowdy comments on Comey.
History will.
POTUS has everything.
Not everyone is corrupt.
Fewer than you think.
Follow Huma.
Operation Mockingbird.
Priority to clean out the bad actors to unite people behind the America First agenda.
Many in our government worship Satan.
Boom.
Not about Republicans v. Democrats at this stage.
Where is HRC?
Why is the NG called up across 12 cities?
Trust in your president.
God bless, patriots.
Open.
Okay, so... Alright, who had Satan on their cubicle?
I feel like Barry's the lead in this one!
Yeah, I mean, shouldn't you lead with, you know, many of the people in our government worship Satan?
Also, who gives a shit?
Have you ever met a Satanist?
They're generally pretty chill.
Oh yeah, but I mean that's a real Satanist who is basically like just a Libertarian using Satanism to razzle Christians.
Not their idea of a Satanist, which is just a blood-drinking lunatic who actually worships demons.
So... Well yeah, I mean, so this whole thing reads like the worst fucking comic book ever written.
Of course it was posted by some idiot on 4chan and they ate it up.
Because everyone on 4chan is a fucking idiot.
Like, still, it's just so astonishing that it only took three of these before he was just like, oh, you didn't think that me name dropping the word Mockingbird and Hillary Rodham Clinton over and over again was enough?
Boom, Satan's at the party.
Satan's here!
Satan's here and y'all don't like him because he's the devil, remember?
It's just like, I guess, but what the fuck does that have to do with how mustard tastes?
Uh, Minnie, in our government?
Worship Satan.
But not everyone is corrupt.
No.
Fewer than you think.
What about that Venn diagram?
Are all of the Satanists in our government also corrupt?
Or are there some non-corrupt Satanists in our government that people need to know?
This is very true.
He did say that there are fewer than we think are corrupt, but many are Satanists.
So there are definitely, by those two definitions, there are definitely uncorrupt Satanists in our government.
Yeah, just the total above-board Satanists.
Like all the Satanists that I've personally met.
The ones that just sort of like, you know, enjoy Baphomet or whatever statues and just kind of like hanging out and like donating to charities and stuff, like real monsters.
We fly the Satanist flag here.
Every day.
So who is Rod?
Yeah, who's Rod and Bob?
Are those the two characters from The Dark Knight Return?
Bob is Robert Muller and Rod is Rod Rosenstein.
And basically, I mean, at this point in the story, because Q has no fucking idea how the Muller investigation is going to work out, He's kind of playing both sides against the middle and kind of saying that maybe, uh, Bob Mueller is a good guy.
And this was a narrative that QAnon had for a while that, um, that actually the Mueller investigation was going to reveal that the Democrats were the bad guys and that it was going to exonerate Trump and then arrest all of the Democrats.
And then as... Probably the same fucking jail cell as Hillary Clinton.
Yes.
You know, the one that doesn't exist.
Right.
Yes and so basically at some point um once they realized that like the Mueller investigation wasn't going to lead to all the Democrats being arrested they turned on the investigation on a dime and Bob became an ultimate bad guy and he's evil and this reference to the uranium scandal is a reference to uranium one which is dumb nonsense And basically the moment you read, like, Uranium One is a scandal!
You know that Q's full of shit, because it's not a scandal.
There was nothing to Uranium One, and now he's just mouthing Republican talking points with a bonus of, THEY'RE SATANISTS!
So, I mean, it's really, really cartoonish.
Again, we get another reference to Huma, so the cue Matt on for Huma is still good.
Modding Bird, again, he really wants you to do a Google search for that one.
the America First agenda now we're talking.
Yeah, oh, I again he like this it's really it's so weird it's like we have to arrest Hillary
Clinton so we can pass a few laws like I really like couldn't you just pass the laws without
putting Hillary in the in Guantanamo? I mean what's the American First agenda?
Is that the wall?
Apparently.
Which, again, obviously got built, so... Yeah.
Like, fucking all this shit's work just coming up Milhouse for Q and Trump.
Wait, is it really?
Is it really the wall?
What was the... Who knows?
The American First Agenda is just, like, whatever... It's just supposed to be, like, a general... America being the best, like it always has been.
Yeah.
Despite, you know, history proving that that's not true.
But, you know, America has always been the greatest and will continue to be the greatest.
Mostly, I'm confused by it.
So, in Q-drop 2, you make sure to let us know that, like, yo, nobody on Earth has as much power as the United States President.
But, Hillary Clinton needs to be stopped, y'all.
Hillary Clinton has the juice.
Because Satan.
Because of Satan.
Satan has more power than the President.
Think about it, sheeple.
Who could possibly have more power than the President of the United States?
It's your boy Satan.
This is where the air horn and soundboard would come in handy.
Satan is here and he wants you to know that he's got more power than Donald Trump.
And he's here to eat Trump's lunch and to give him a big wedgie and to eat your children.
Okay, so where's HRC?
That doesn't matter.
She's detained.
Why is the National Guard called up across 12 cities?
Was that ever true?
And the other thing that's really funny about that... October 29th is the next day.
We've gone from the National Guard being called up across most major cities in QD1 to QD3 we're downgrading to 12.
So if you're the 13th most important city in America, you don't get National Guard protection when the massive Antifa riots funded by Soros occur in protest to Hillary's arrest, which is eminent, I guess, question mark?
I'm trying to think of the date.
This is the second day, right?
This is the second or third day?
This is day two.
No, this is day three.
I'm- No, October 28th to 29th.
Okay, so this is the second day.
Alright, cool.
Okay, so what- I'm trying to think of the- So, New York, Los Angeles, Washington, D.C.
Then I run out of- Are you trying to list 12 American cities in order of importance?
Yeah.
Well, nowhere in the Midwest.
No, no.
The Midwest can just fall into the fucking ocean.
If it had access to an ocean, would you- Dallas?
Dallas would be on that list, right?
We're gonna disenfranchise a lot of viewers.
If we don't threaten their city with fake liberal riots, we're gonna piss off a lot of people.
If you were in Dallas October 29th, 2017 and the National Guard was called up Let us know.
Give us a call in.
We're going live to the phones right now.
Let us know if you were number 12 or 11 or whatever you were.
You were the person in like, you know, like fucking, let's say Dallas and you're the 13th most important city and you've got your black bandana over your face and you're ready to go smash out some car windows and then all of a sudden Q tells you that you just don't have it.
You're not going to be necessary.
If you are the 13th most important city, let us know.
What do you think that is?
Definitely email pokerpolitics about what is the 13th most important city.
You're living in Orlando.
You're watching your streets burn.
It's just hell on earth.
And you're just like, God fucking dammit, why aren't we top 12?
The National Guard would have been here if we had made it.
Fuck!
I bet they have the National Guard in Miami, fuckin' assholes.
It's like American Idol, but it's like American Freedom Isle.
You know you've got the juice when the National Guard rolls up.
That's the truth I want.
I want to know the twelve most important cities.
I guess the nine, because we're... Yeah, Q, give us a fuckin' list, bro.
Yeah, let us know what twelve cities got protected by the National Guard and let the rest of America fucking die.
Give it to us in bracket form so we can debate it.
I'm excited I didn't expect Satan to show up so early.
We're just on three.
Yeah, boom.
Satan in the window.
That's the way I'm gonna say it.
Yeah, you get all in with pocket Jesuses and then bam, Satan right in the door.
You're like, fuck, really?
God damn it.
Well, I mean, you know, there's a lot of meat on these bones.
So let's go ahead and roll into the fourth drop and then we can just do some general discussion after that.
This is a lot of material to get through.
It's going to take us a while.
Yeah.
Okay, Qdrop4 is coming at you live.
Some of us come here to drop crumbs.
Just crumbs.
POTUS is 100% insulated.
Any discussion suggesting he's even a target is false.
POTUS will not be addressing Nation on any of these issues as people begin to be indicted and must remain neutral for pure optical reasons.
To suggest this is the plan is false and should be common sense.
Focus on military intelligence, state secrets, and why that might be used versus any three-letter agency.
What SC decision opened the door for a sitting president to activate?
What must be showed?
Why is POTUS surrounded by generals?
Again, there are a lot more good people than bad, so have faith.
This was a hostile takeover from an evil, corrupt network of players, not just Democrats.
Don't fool yourself into thinking Obama, Soros, Roths, Clintons, etc.
have more power present day than POTUS.
Operation Mockingbird.
Patriots are in control.
Sit back and enjoy the show.
It was a show.
The last word was show.
The last word was show.
My East German apparatchik missed that word.
I will punish him.
Sit back and enjoy the Satan.
Yes!
See, I'm already bummed out.
We've left Satan behind.
I mean, don't worry.
It's Chekhov's Satan.
He'll show back up.
Yes, absolutely.
Check on Satan!
Yeah, that's right, baby.
I'm here to drop those fuckin' theater refs for the nerds in the audience that'll get that shit.
Oh, the dopest theater.
That's you.
So Q is here to drop crumbs, just crumbs.
I would like it more if he was here to drop rhymes, just rhymes.
I feel like Q's messaging would be a lot cooler if it was in hip-hop form.
With dope beats.
Oh man.
I don't know why, that jumped into my head literally the second I read that line.
Some of us are here to drop crumbs, just crumbs.
It's like, oh shit.
This QB spittin', and then you just started dabbling about POTUS being insulated.
I mean, a lot of this is just a carbon copy of, like, a previous QDROP, right?
So already the author is just sort of getting bored and retreading.
Like, this is just QDROP 2, again.
Yeah.
Yeah, Electric Boogaloo.
Yeah, there it is!
Yeah.
Plays POTUS surrounded by General with two up carrots.
Yeah, with that nice, like, I'm very happy emoji.
Or emoticon.
Operation Mockingbird gets another tip off.
Yeah, Mockingbird.
Patriots.
He wants us to know about Patriots.
Again, names dropping.
Obama, Soros, Clinton.
What's really... What's fun about the Rothschilds, because again, that winking anti-Semitism from Soros, got a double dip on that going into the Rothschilds.
But what's funny about this is he actually uses Obama's name here as Obama as Q rolls along and gets more ugly and racist.
He starts referring to Obama exclusively as Hussein because that horrile chestnut needs to be constantly beaten into the ground.
Because I don't know if you know this, but his middle name is Hussein, which was the first name of a real bad guy that we don't like.
Oh!
I mean, for those in the audience who haven't put that one together yet, that's why we don't like Obama.
His middle name was the same as the first name of a guy that we don't like so much.
I went to that guy's palace.
It was half gone.
And this was before you were in the military, right?
This was you as a guest?
Yes.
Just hanging out with his tigers?
Yeah.
Did you steal any of his gold while you were there?
Did you come back with any of that gold?
I wish.
Man, that was a real missed opportunity.
Does it count as criminal gold if you're stealing it from Hussein?
Like actual Saddam Hussein and not Barack Obama?
Oh, did I say that Saddam Hussein's first name was Hussein a couple of times?
I think I did.
Yes.
It's his last name.
See, even I don't know the narrative anymore.
I don't know.
I think we just roll into five, four scenes.
I'm not reading any of these before I'm hearing them.
I thought there was going to be more to discuss here, but this is really just a retread of part two.
It's really awesome that we've literally, we're four pitches into QAnon, and he's already thrown a meatball over the plate to just get crushed.
Like the first three, high 90s gas, and now he's just like, ah, my arm's getting a little tired, ah, I don't know if I got it in me.
Yeah, I mean, this fan fiction is already starting to run out of steam.
But I mean, it hasn't gotten really racist or like truly anti-Semitic yet, so I mean, I know that he's got more in the tank, we just need to believe in the system.
We need to believe that this almost certainly conservative person can dig deep and dredge up the racism, misogyny, homophobia, Islamophobia, everything-phobia that we know they have inside of their cores, and put it into their work.
Well, I'm rooting for them, and we'll see what they give us in Q-Drop 5.
Q-Drop 5 begins with, I hate Jews.
It's like, whoa, okay, we got there.
Qdrop5, was the Holocaust true?
Whoa, whoa, wow!
Of course not.
Open your eyes, patriots.
Where's Huma?
I'm not even going to ask if they get there.
I just want to be pleasantly surprised when the sovereigns did the Holocaust denial.
Alright, give us five.
Let's see if there's anything fresh in here.
Boom, Qdrop5, live and in your color.
Follow the money.
It's the key.
What is Pelosi's net worth by way of one example?
Why, coincidentally, is her memory apparently going?
Cover for possible future indictment to plead what?
What if John M. never had surgery and that was a cover for a future out if needed against prosecution?
Why did Soros transfer his bulk public funds to a NP?
Note this doesn't include massive slush funds that are pulled by several high-ups.
Why did Soros' son have several meetings with Canadian PM and how is that related to Clinton's?
Can you rely on being able to board a plane and fly away?
Why is MS-13 a priority?
Nobody got this.
Could people pay such gangs to kill opponents?
And why, how, to insulate against exposure?
The truth is mind-blowing and cannot fully be exposed.
Also, many are thinking from one point of view.
US only.
This evil is embedded globally.
US is the first domino.
Have faith.
Okay.
This is much more exciting than 4.
Yeah, I mean, this is all new shit for the most part.
I mean, Pelosi shows up.
Yeah.
We all knew she was coming.
He's apparently concerned about Pelosi's memory.
I'm not sure if he's Implying that she's intentionally feigning some sort of memory loss, or if that's like a dig at her actual failing mental faculties, or what?
I mean, it's pretty clear that Q has literally never seen or heard Donald Trump in his life.
Because he's accusing every Democrat in the country of the stuff that Donald Trump is on tape exhibiting, like a faulty memory, for instance.
Donald Trump has never heard of any of the things that he's on tape talking about.
He's never heard of that shit.
He's never heard of Category 4.
What's Category 4?
What does that even mean?
I've never heard of it.
He definitely didn't have any microstrokes that no one brought up except for him.
I'm assuming that John M here is John McCain and not John Mulaney, because if John Mulaney is involved, I'm on board.
It is in fact John McCain and this is one of the big things that QAnon loves talking about because John McCain gave the most like boring minor rebukes of Donald Trump ever that McCain is an incredible bad guy and that John McCain's death was actually Donald Trump secretly murdering him via a military tribunal that was conducted under cloak and
dagger and then he was executed by this same group in total violation
Was he was executed by ms-13 No, he was executed by MS-13.
Are you asserting here that the bad guys are paying MS-13 to kill political opponents?
Yes.
MS-13 is the Democrats' death squad.
Like, whenever the Democrats need someone to get whacked, they call up MS-13.
MS-13 comes in, drops the motherfuckers, and then And there's documented proof of that happening, right?
We know that MS-13 is killing politically important people in Democratic-funded assassinations.
Yes, this is absolutely true and confirmable.
And of course, the best part about it is that QDROP also kind of implies that After MS-13 murders these people on the Democrats' behalf, the Democrats then just kill them and no one cares.
And MS-13 apparently is okay with that?
I'm going to ask that rhetorical style of question a lot while we're reading these.
Because it is really important to emphasize exactly how little of this, read none of this, came to pass, how it's all imminently disprovable, how anyone who buys into this is a moron, and that if you associate with anybody that believes in any of this garbage, you should stop associating with them immediately, because they are deficient in morality at the very least, and probably some other areas.
Yeah, it's been a real bummer for me.
I've been watching Someone I went to college with fall down this rabbit hole, and I've watched it happen over a couple of months.
Oh, I will eat anyone that dares speak of Q in any sort of positive sense directly out of my life.
It is not even a question.
If you think that QAnon is anything other than fanfiction for racists, you get the fuck out of my sphere.
I don't want none of it.
Okay.
This is Q saying everything is global now.
He added some characters, MS-13.
It was, uh, refreshing my memory, it was a Mexican gang that operated on both sides of the border that the president was obsessed with.
And they've got, like, their biggest presence is in California, I believe, but I think they've also got cells in, like, New York or whatever.
Yeah, and they're really minor now.
They only came up during the midterms as an election issue and stuff like that, but MS-13 was a big deal back in the day.
Now, not so much.
Well, I mean, they're an easy boogeyman for this style of fanfiction because they are a gang made up of colored folks.
Both of those really scare white conservatives.
Coloreds and gangs?
G-g-g-g-gasp!
Oh, throw yourself on the fainting couch.
And then you have Q up here fucking pulling the strings being like, yeah, you'll never believe that the Democrats are using it to assassinate people.
And it's just like, you know, I wouldn't believe that because it sounds fucking ridiculous.
Like, and very much not true.
Oh boy.
Can you imagine trying to, like, surreptitiously assassinate someone of political importance when you have a giant MS-13 gang tattoo on your face?
Like, what are you gonna do?
Like, I'm the busboy!
It's just like, no you're not, you're an MS-13 gang member.
You've got it tattooed on your face.
Aw shucks, you caught me.
Guess I'm not assassinating Bill Clinton or whatever.
Oh man, Mitch McConnell lives another week because we sent the MS-13 guy with the face tattoos to go get him.
Bill, and I'm using the word Bill here because I don't want to use any, you know, racial names or whatever.
I'd like to be accused of being racist.
Bill, we told you that if you're going to be assassinating, you need to cover the tattoos up, man.
We've sat you down and we've had this talk.
We really want to keep you on the team.
We know that you're capable of producing good word for us.
We really do.
And again, this is me being MS-13.
We know you have it in you to really dig deep, but if you're going to be on the hit squad, you need cover-up for your face.
Tattoos.
Because it's not worth it.
Just a little cover-up, just here for the... I think the whole tattoo.
If you do the bottom half, no one's gonna understand it either way.
We really need you to cover up the whole thing.
In fact, you know what?
We're just gonna assign Jim to your spot on the Hit Squad.
We're gonna move you to HR.
We really think you're gonna be a great fit there.
Can I get a mask?
What about just some sort of... Well, it's two years before the Rona, so no.
Masks aren't acceptable right now.
You're gonna have to give it two years before you can wear the mask.
And Q's only accurate prediction.
What if I change my face tattoo to some sort of clown?
What if it's just clown makeup?
Nobody likes clowns.
You'll be even more conspicuous somehow.
That is our end scene.
That was just great.
I was just like, I'm gonna let these two run.
I'm gonna let these two do a two-man game.
Just have a little fun.
Just live your best lives, boys.
Live your best lives.
Yeah.
Alright.
I can't wait for your reviews on this podcast.
It's just like, we really hated the part where they pretended to be MS-13.
Look guys, I already chastised Sarg for doing an impression outside of his race.
MSRD is a largely Mexican and Latino gang.
We just don't have it in us to do anything authentic.
I did not do an accent.
The thing I enjoyed about that was it wasn't so much MS-13, it was like MS-13 HR.
It was like some pencil pusher in MS-13 HQ was just telling Bill that, like, we're gonna have to reassign you.
This is a human resources issue.
I like that Bill could conceivably ask for dental and health benefits from his director at MS-13.
He's wearing a nice sky blue suit, buttoned up all the way to the neck, nice crisp tie, just giant prison face tattoo that says MS-13 on it, and that's the problem.
Yes, exactly.
And that is why he doesn't make a good assassin.
Right, right.
He's literally Agent 47, but with a giant MS-13 tattoo on his face.
Yeah, which is only nominally less conspicuous than a fucking barcode on the back of your head, but I digress.
So Qdrop6 doesn't exist because it's literally a smashing of Qdrop4 and 5 together.
Yeah, I was about to say, I'm looking at six and it just looks like a copy and paste of four and five.
It is.
Is there anything actually new?
Nope, not really.
It's just Q not understanding how the friggin' interface on 4chan works and aggressively bricking it.
I mean, it's really... That makes it a dynamite place for us to stop for our first dive into the timeline.
So, we're six drops in.
Yes.
33% complete information retread.
The person responsible for the Q-narrative is already showing signs of being gassed out.
But, miraculously, we all know that it continues for so much longer, which means that I have to imagine that it gets even crazier.
Because again, like I mentioned before, this is all obvious just dog whistle shit, like I called it before.
This is cold reading for conservative idiots.
He's just... it's so easy to try to convince people that you're saying something profound when all you're doing is asking questions that have no real answer or an answer that can be whatever the fuck you want.
Like, where is Huma?
Like, who has more power than the so-and-so?
Why the what's-it?
And like, you, as a rational person, would be like, who cares?
I can Google it, Huma's right here, Hillary Clinton's not arrested, etc.
But if you're so inclined to buy into this narrative, because of your biases, like, your political biases, like, you're a right-wing idiot, you'd be like, You know what?
He's bringing up some good points.
No, he's not bringing up any fucking points.
He's asking a bunch of questions and you're assigning meaning to them because you're an idiot.
Yeah, you have to suspend all critical thinking.
Uh, just hit the jump.
Okay, so we're still on 4chan.
This is day two.
Yeah, he lasts on 4chan for a good while.
One thing that made me laugh very much when El said those things was that QAnon loves talking about how Q doesn't like tell us things.
Instead, Q uses the Socratic method of questioning to unveil the truth and it's like The Socratic method of questioning is asking you, how do you truly know something?
It's not asking you leading-ass fucking questions that either have murky, unconfirmable answers or obvious answers that you're designed to get so you can be given a cookie by the questioner.
Like, if Q asks you, who won Super Bowl III?
And you say, the New York Jets!
Now you feel, you feel like you earned something.
You feel like you answered a $200 question on Jeopardy.
I mean, right.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right.
So it's just, but he's not even offering crumbs.
He's, he's, he's offering you questions about crumbs.
He's saying, Hey man, where are the crumbs?
And expecting you to provide the crumbs and then eat the crumbs and then give him credit for giving you those crumbs.
Yeah.
Which is smart because if the crumbs are wrong, Uh, then he's not wrong, you found the wrong crumbs.
I feel like his biggest mistake was doing all this shit anonymously, because he could have made some serious bank off of this.
Yeah.
If he had just, like, put a bank account attached to it, he could just be like, where is Humo?
Where is the $20 that you're donating to my bank account?
And then people would be like, you know what?
I do want to donate $20 to that bank account.
And then, you know, Q's sunning himself on a beach somewhere.
Oh yeah I mean like that's the thing that's really obvious and brutal about all this shit is like the massive overwhelming grift that all the other parasites lock themselves into with this stuff because it's really once you've been given this audience by Q where Q is like look at all these people that are unquestionably buying into the nonsense I'm telling them The grifters are just like oh my god this is this is everything I've ever wanted in my life and then some.
So I mean like of course like that community just burst out of the out of the earth's core to uh start screaming and yelling and telling people I can help Divine Q for you in exchange for some fiscal compensation if you would please.
Yeah so it's I've seen a lot of people refer to it as like a decentralized cult Yes.
But he's not leading his own cult.
There's all these like... No man, he's just asking you the question, what is the cult?
And then you're just like, you know we should start a cult!
And he gets the credit for it, but he's just asking you questions.
Yeah, he was just asking you about the cult and it all worked out.
It was great.
So, so far, my biggest problem with Q, because, you know, not counting his supporters, because that's not what our little delve into this timeline is about yet, is that whoever is writing this is bad at writing.
And the reason they're bad at writing, well, one of the many, so far, just like the biggest glaring weakness in their narrative so far is that they have established their god-emperor hero, Donald Trump, Uh, nobody has more power than the President.
Donald Trump is the President, therefore nobody has more power than Trump.
But they have no fucking idea who they want their villain to be.
Because they're playing, at this point, they're playing all the sides.
They're saying that all the people that they're calling out by name are Democrats, but to play it safe, they're making sure that the audience knows that not all Democrats are bad, nor are all the Republicans good.
Satan is involved somehow, but there's no specific villain that they're targeting yet.
I'm assuming that changes as the Q train starts to pick up steam and go fucking bananas.
Once we get a narrative, we're still in But right now it seems like this person is just sort of word-vomiting their, like, thoughts.
This sort of seems like the notes you would prepare ahead of time if you were to try to write a bad novel.
You have your hero in mind, you've really got a solid idea of what your hero is about, they're the president, they have all the power in the world, they're fighting against a corrupt something, led by someone, and they're really doing stuff, and it's bad, but I can't tell you what it is yet, because I don't know.
That's the thing, is that really, like, the villain is everyone.
The enemy is omnipresent, and they're everywhere, and they exist to crush all of us at all times, and only Trump can save us.
But there are less of them than you think!
But yes!
I would have less of a problem with it if that was the narrative.
If the narrative was Donald Trump is the God-King, he is our hero, he is here to save us from the bad people, who is everyone, But, Q is going out of their way, like, again, we've only gone six drops in, two of them are complete retreads, so there's only four drops of, like, quote-unquote new information for the story, and he's mentioned at least twice that, yo, it is not as corrupt as you think it is, but the people that are corrupt are really bad, for reasons that I will think of later.
And it's not Republicans and Democrats.
That's not the important part.
No, no.
Republicans v. Democrats is not the fight.
Probably because that fight has been told a billion times in real life and doesn't make for a really juicy story.
He'll get into what the bad guy is at some point, but in the meantime, you just have to trust in Mockingbird and find out where Hume is.
Yes.
No, we don't trust Mockingbird.
Mockingbird is bad.
See?
Again, this person is just a shitty fucking writer.
Because even after having it explained to me, I still think that Mockingbird is one of their code names for something good, and not a dog whistle for something bad.
We have him up here on the screen.
It is still, like, desperate.
And we have a literal expert that we're talking to to explain it to us, and parts of it are still confusing me because Q was a shitty writer.
And, like, later on, because, you know, spoiler warning, I know enough about Q to know that there's, like, a question as to whether or not it is one person now or many people that have picked up this fucking narrative.
Maybe later on it becomes more cohesive as more cooks get up in that kitchen, but right now, this person has a couple of ingredients and they're just laying them out on the table and they're just like, literally laying out breadcrumbs and just being like, you make a meal out of it, dog!
Here it is!
It's just buzzwords.
It's like Jack Donaghy in 30 Rock, just saying buzzwords assertively.
America patriotism, forward, greatness, patriot, Yes.
Okay, so we have exactly one question from the audience today to talk to you fine folks.
Oh shit, but let my expertise flow.
And that question is from Skeptical Penguin, who says, welcome to Hellworld, co-hosts.
Are you enjoying your stay?
I mean, I wish I could, like, so, so far, at least personally, so far it's been entertaining,
but only in so much that I've been like, getting to shoot the shit with Sarge and P&P over here,
because, you know, as I just got done ranting about, like the story itself so far, it just fucking sucks.
Like, the story is boring.
I would not watch this as a TV show or read it as a book.
So, I expect that it will get juicier and better as we go along, but for the time being, I'd give it a solid C-.
Stronger than me.
I am having fun in that I feel like I'm in the prologue of a very bad Tom Clancy novel.
I'm excited Satan showed up so early.
You know what?
But then he fucked right off!
He showed up and he's already out the window!
Satan did not get retread in either of the retread posts.
No!
It's so confusing!
Why even bring it up?
He's the easiest big villain to have in your narrative.
Literally, it could be Donald Trump, the God-King of America, Savior of Earth.
Versus Lucifer the Morning Star, Satan himself, Lord of Hell, and that could be the story.
But instead, Satan is this nebulous concept that is worshipped by some people, maybe, and they might not be as corrupt as you think.
And it's just like, the waters are too muddy when it comes to your antagonist, man.
I just love that you broke out Lucifer Morningstar.
That just made me so happy when you said that.
Oh man, like, for somebody who never went to college, I'm here to bring theater references and lit references.
I'll reference the fucking Bible.
I'm here to drop knowledge.
It's not very complete knowledge, but when it comes to partial knowledge, I'm your man.
You have approximate knowledge of many things.
Perfect.
Excellent.
Yeah, see?
And that perfect setup that I totally did on purpose.
That's what I'm bringing to the table.
But, I mean, to answer your viewer question, you know...
Like, I'm at the point where I'm strapping in for the ride.
The ride does not feel like it has started yet, because so far the ride's been fucking boring.
But like, all roller coasters start boring, right?
I mean, I guess there was that one at Six Flags where they put you in the tube and then they launch you at 60 miles an hour straight up or whatever, but that's an outlier.
This particular story is like a regular-ass roller coaster.
I've been strapped in, and now I'm slowly being dragged up and inclined, and the only thing that's exciting about it is that I'm gradually getting higher in the air, and isn't that a real thrill?
It's like being in a tall building!
But at some point, I'm gonna start hurtling towards Earth, and I'm looking forward to that part.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to the loop-de-loops.
We've talked about when he becomes Q and the first time he says Storm.
I'm out of big things.
I'm not going to spoil anything else for myself.
That's the biggest problem with this, for me at least.
This is a story that I'm sure gets crazy, but I'm not sure if it ever gets good.
But for the purposes of content and for my own sanity, I'm not going to try to spoil it for myself before we get there on the timeline.
We have so many!
So, it's just like, I mean, we definitely can't do this for all of our episodes.
At some point, we're going to have to tarry around and discuss some other broader aspects of the Q phenomenon.
But, you know, for the moment, it seems like it might go somewhere, which is the most optimistic outlook I could put on it.
You definitely have to start somewhere.
Let's start at the very beginning.
A very good place to start.
See, that's another one of those theater references for your audience.
If you're a theater kid or a theater tech kid, I'm here for you.
I'm here for you, listeners.
We've made it past the hour mark, so we have created quote-unquote good podcasting content, as we've been talking about before this.
Oh, thank God.
That means we can put an end to this shit.
Fuck it, I'm done.
If only you had the foley work of, like, ripping your headset off and, like, stomping off into the distance.
Yeah, the problem is, like, I have carpeting where I am currently, so even if I wanted to knock my chair over, it wouldn't have made a very satisfying noise.
Right, right, right.
Uh, but yeah, I mean, you know, an hour seems like a good length, and we got through the first six Q drops, and we answered our one listener question, so... I don't know about you guys, but that seems like a pretty good place to wrap it for this week for us.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna think about the 13 most important cities.
Yes!
That should be our question to our listeners, is, listeners, what is the 13th city in America?
What city did not get National Guard protection and Q team just let Antifa run roughshod and just burn that motherfucker to the ground?
I just keep thinking about the movie Independence Day when they show where the aliens are moving to blow up and what, like, how did the aliens rate Did Q have the same priorities as the aliens in Independence Day?
Did Antifa and Soros have the same plotline?
And then did the National Guard call-ups try to counteract those?
And then they were just like, ah, we don't have quite enough people.
The people of Akron, Ohio are just like, oh, we can't wait for the National Guard to roll up to protect us from the riots.
And the National Guard's just like, Oh, honey.
Oh, honey.
I was trying so hard to think of a city in Ohio earlier.
You couldn't think of Akron, Ohio?
No!
Yeah, do you know why?
Because it's fucking Akron, Ohio.
I mean... Hey, LeBron came from Akron.
He's an Akron boy.
Do any of these mention aliens?
I need to know now.
Uh, no.
It's vague.
Don't worry, it's vague.
It's vague enough that the alien people, they have an out.
They have an excuse.
They have a way to buy in.
People just gave me a heart attack by claiming that something that QAnon said was vague.
Really?
I mean, he probably got away from his laser-focused predictions once they stopped coming true.
As in, it never came true.
Hillary Clinton's gonna get locked up.
Just kidding.
JKs!
It's breadcrumbs.
It's crumbs!
I know Satanism is like a running theme.
I was hoping aliens got up in at some point.
That's...ah.
Give it time.
I mean, the military did sort of, you know, acknowledge the fact that they're pretty sure that aliens exist.
Oh, yeah!
Maybe, like...
Any moment now.
Yeah.
I'm ready for, like, I'm ready for this special, like, emergency episode when Q starts talking about aliens.
People that believe in aliens are no longer conspiracy nutjobs.
Q is the new conspiracy.
Right.
Like, the alien thing seems like it might actually be fucking true.
Isn't that wild?
Welcome to 2020.
The country is on fire.
Everyone is dying from a global pandemic.
Aliens are real.
And QAnon is the new conspiracy god.
Yes.
I just love that he just, like, punched Alex Jones in the dick and just took his crown.
I mean, if you're Alex Jones and you worked so hard at this shit, you lost to a shitposer on 4chan.
You're, like, sucked.
Well, I mean, in order to not go to prison or whatever, Alex Jones had to admit under oath that all of his fucking screaming and fury was Bologna.
He had to look into a camera and be recorded saying, yo, I am playing a character, the stuff that I say is nonsense.
And he is still employed at doing that.
So... Well, he still runs his own business, but yeah.
But yeah, it's hilarious.
I mean, when I say employed, I mean people are giving him money.
He's not living in a cardboard box under a bridge like he should be.
Oh, absolutely.
Because the second that his listeners got to hear him, again, under oath, and as far as I know, that oath is still to God.
Like, capital G God.
He was just like, hey, everything I say is bullshit.
And the people that listen to Alex Jones are just like, wow, that's an interesting thing that he said under oath to God.
But you know, I think I'm still going to give him credit for telling the truth.
Yes, absolutely.
No, he told you, point blank, to your face, or more specifically, to God's face.
That he was full of shit.
Why are you still listening to him?
And they're just like, uh, because he hates blacks.
And it's just like, oh, well, that's a good reason, I guess.
He hates frogs.
And he hates that they're making the frogs gay.
All of those things.
I'm not making that up, right?
No, that's true.
Gay frogs exist.
That's the thing that Alex Jones just talked about.
Once we get tired of the Q Timeline, we might have to do an episode on Alex Jones.
Because I don't know enough about that dude.
Just to cleanse the palate.
So yeah, QAnon took his crown, but he's still kicking.
So we need to talk about him.
Yep.
Maybe Alex Jones is secretly Grima Wormtongue and he's all up in Q's ear.
Maybe Alex Jones is Q. Oh god, if only, if only.
Because he's largely de-platformed.
I know that much.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, he's trying.
He's hustling.
He's doing what he can.
But yeah, so we'll wrap this up.
We'll be back hopefully next week.
We will try to figure out where in the timeline of the early Q drops the first 72 we want to hit.
And we will try to make this entertaining again.
I think this was good and I hope people will enjoy it.
And if they don't, well then I'm sorry.
But I tried and I failed.
Hope you enjoyed the one episode with Guesthouse.
Now they have fucked off into the sun.
Poochie had to return to his own planet.
Never had any confidence.
Where can we find you on social media there, Poker and Politics?
That's where I am.
I'm on Twitter at Poker and Politics.
That's my existence, this podcast, Patriot HQ, all that good stuff.
If you guys want to make ancillary social media accounts to Parasite off of this, then that would be wonderful.
Godspeed to all of that.
It's going to be hard to find it.
It's going to be hard to get a Twitter handle that is L. The ultimate, real, true L.
11374898.
Totally, totally pinpoint.
But yes.
nonsense the ultimate real true l 11374898 totally totally pinpoint but
yes make one a new Twitter follow on this and my picture will probably be
Abraham Simpson when he was a sergeant in the army in the fighting hellfish I
Excellent.
Look forward to that.
Yeah!
Hot stuff.
You are going to get to see a picture of a character from a show that you like.
Yes.
Oh, it's going to be so good.
So creamy smooth.
It's like L's will be L, I assume.
Mine will be the fucking letter L, because it's the classiest letter.
It's just two lines, neat, boom, knock it out.
Yes.
It's like slightly, slightly better than a capital I, which is one line, that's boring.
You add the second line, boom, horizontal at the bottom, slice it up, real good.
Already saying it's better than Q. Yes.
And better than Q. Yeah.
I'm here to tell you right now that L is better than Q. L is better than Q. Absolutely.
It is known.
Totally in agreement.
Okay, I'll catch you cats later.
All right.
Stay safe out there, buddy.
Yes.
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