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| Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here. | |
| Today I want to talk about all these folks from QAnon running for election and how they compare to Donald Trump, the God Emperor. | |
| Now, the thing about this all is, is that when you read through the history of QAnon, when you actually read the drops, which they always tell us that no one ever does, and that we're all just lying and making up stuff to make Q look bad. | |
| When Q went to Donald Trump, begged Donald Trump to run for president, pleaded with him to save the world from the global satanic pedivores. | |
| That Trump was not just ready to go. | |
| He didn't jump at the chance to become president. | |
| He and QAnon had to have a sort of discussion about this and that Q told Trump that they have made assurances that the vote will not be rigged. | |
| From the actual QDROP, which is one of the early ones, QDROP 14, it says, was Trump asked to run for president with assurances made to prevent tampering? | |
| So right from the very start, they tell Trump, look, man, if you run, we will make sure you get a clean vote. | |
| We will make sure that their rigged voting machines will not work. | |
| That you and Hillary will just go one-on-one straight up. | |
| May the better candidate win and become president. | |
| We're going to let you have a clear, a fair shot, a fair shake. | |
| And so this is their narrative. | |
| This is how they tell the story of how Trump became president. | |
| Also in that Q drive it says, was Trump asked to run for president? | |
| Why? | |
| By who? | |
| Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. | |
| To believe Q is to believe that Q and Q-team stepped out of the shadows, went to Donald Trump and talked to him about becoming president. | |
| And then on top of that, they pledged to Donald Trump that he will not get screwed by rigged voting machines. | |
| Now, My question for Laura Loomer and Mindy Robinson and Jo Rae Perkins, who's the belle of the ball right now, because she's the one who actually will be standing for election to the Senate in a general election in the glorious state of Oregon, and all the other innumerate, totally going to get destroyed in blue districts and blue streets candidates that ran for these no-hope seats | |
| Under the QAnon banner, as Republicans, did QTeam reach out to any of you? | |
| Did Joe Ray Perkins have a talk with someone from QTeam? | |
| Was anyone there to help her out and guide her and discuss things with her? | |
| Or any of these other people? | |
| Did any of them receive assurances or communiques from QTeam? | |
| Outside of 8kun, as it were. | |
| Now, I know that Q likes to say no outside comms, but that's for the public. | |
| That's just for us proles. | |
| This isn't for the people that are going to be the movers and shakers in the halls of power in DC. | |
| Because if they're not getting these messages, why did they run? | |
| Q has never told anyone to run for office. | |
| The only thing Q has ever said for anyone to do is to vote. | |
| That's the extent of the electoral process Q wants his followers to get involved with. | |
| Yet here we have people carrying the banner for QAnon into these elections and they're probably all going to get smashed and make Q look bad. | |
| And Q's never endorsed or disowned any of them. | |
| And this always brings me back to one of the beloved terms of QAnon, military precision. | |
| They always talk about this, that everything is run in an incredibly precise and perfect manner, that nothing escapes Q-team's attention, that they have everything nailed down to the last millimeter because they Have two-year-long working Q-drops, two-year deltas that actually reveal the hidden message that Q was always hiding the whole time. | |
| And they can map these things out perfectly through Project Lookinggrass where they can scry the future because that's totally normal and something that not insane people would think and suggest. | |
| So what is the military precision of these campaigns? | |
| What is the genius of having these people run for almost assured total defeat come November or, for a lot of them, in the primaries? | |
| Why is this a thing that's happening when we know, we've been told over and over and over again, that QAnon is designed For everything to work perfectly like a Swiss watch. | |
| Every gear moving in perfect synchronicity. | |
| It is the most beautiful well-oiled machine this earth has ever known and it will eventually take our government back from the global satanic pedibore ring. | |
| That has ruled us for some indeterminate amount of time between either, say, November 22, 1963 or the creation of the Fed in the early 1910s. | |
| One of those moments was probably when the bad people all won, but Q never kind of makes it clear as to exactly what the actual reality of our terrible fake history is. | |
| This is what it's all about. | |
| It's all about having a perfect plan, flawlessly executed, and nothing out of step. | |
| No mistakes. | |
| Perfection. | |
| And that's what we're told constantly, both from Q themselves and from QAnon, who are absolutely just disease-minded, crazy, obsessed with the absolute brilliance, the genius, the incredible sophistication of Q and QAnon. | |
| And how Trump just blends everything in perfectly smoothly. | |
| Always saying the right things. | |
| Always doing the right things. | |
| He is the best possible president for this moment. | |
| The man we need in this crisis. | |
| The infallible God Emperor. | |
| And it's really kind of hilarious when you think about how these people talk and how these people act about these things when you look at exactly what's happening right now and Trump is just so bad at his job. | |
| His job in this case being just, you know, winning reelection and maintaining power because Q told Trump, you know what? | |
| It's okay. | |
| Go out golfing on Memorial Day weekend after a hundred thousand Americans have died. | |
| Don't worry about a thing. | |
| That'll be fine. | |
| We are told over and over and over again about the optics that Q is obsessed with. | |
| That everything has to work out or else the optics might screw things up. | |
| They might make things look bad and yet we have this bumbling moron Doing stupid things. | |
| Casting himself in a bad light. | |
| Ranting and raving about Joe Scarborough's dead intern. | |
| I want you to think about that for a moment. | |
| Let's just say that Q and QAnon are right in this case, because Q plus is the one bringing it up. | |
| So you can't even do the defensive. | |
| Q didn't say it. | |
| Well, guess what? | |
| Trump speaks for Q because he's Q plus. | |
| He's Q's boss. | |
| Q said it themselves. | |
| We serve at the pleasure of the president. | |
| Whatever McDonnell Trump wants, we do. | |
| We are but the hand of our benevolent and all powerful president and God emperor. | |
| So when Trump says that Joe Scarborough murdered his intern, you have to understand that this means Q believes that Joe Scarborough killed his intern and that they will be arresting Joe Scarborough for this crime in the near future and then he will be charged, tried, and convicted for murder. | |
| A couple decades at least old murder that all the evidence for indicates no foul play and that nothing untoward happened. | |
| But hey, if Donald Trump says that Ted Cruz's dad popped JFK in the dome, then Donald Trump can say that Joe Scarborough is a murderer and we just have to roll with it. | |
| And I want you to think about that for a moment. | |
| First on the level of that. | |
| Let's say they arrested Joe Scarborough for murder. | |
| You think his defense attorney would be really just laughing his ass off at that? | |
| Because you have the idiot president of the United States, you have this absolute moron mouthing off about Joe Scarborough being a murderer. | |
| You would have the easiest case in the world to say, look, the jury pool is tainted. | |
| My client cannot receive a fair trial because the fucking president said he's a murderer. | |
| So now everyone's going to have a bias in this case. | |
| The MAGA QAnon lunatics are going to convict my client for murder no matter what. | |
| So because he cannot get a fair trial, the charges have to be dropped due to jury tampering in the form of the President. | |
| It is very possible that Donald Trump has let the murderous Joe Scarborough walk free for his crimes. | |
| That's the logic you have to apply here. | |
| Of course, the QAnon people will be like, military tribunals, meh! | |
| And to that I say, well hey, if the American Republic falls, the American Republic falls. | |
| And enjoy killing all your enemies. | |
| And then, guess what? | |
| The Salem Witch Trials don't end until the boss says they end. | |
| And purity is something you can never have enough of. | |
| Sooner or later. | |
| It's your turn to be the enemy. | |
| Read the French Revolution. | |
| Read the Reign of Terror. | |
| It was literally those in power murdering their enemies until people thought that they were getting out of hand and then they would subvert those people that were in power and murder them. | |
| And the murdering didn't stop, basically, until Napoleon became emperor because he just jumped in and was like, hey guys, I run the military now and the whole nation pretty much loves me, so yeah, this whole democracy thing, you can get fucked with all that. | |
| I'm the new emperor and I'm gonna go invade Russia. | |
| Nothing could possibly go wrong on that front, right? | |
| Boom. | |
| Oh, yeah, mental note, don't invade Russia next time. | |
| But that is the nature of these kinds of things. | |
| When you just constantly call everyone a pedophile with no evidence or justification for doing so, you open yourself up to be baselessly accused of being a pedophile as well, and so on and so forth. | |
| And when everyone's a pedophile and a satanist, nobody is. | |
| The destruction of the American Republic that QAnon so desperately yearns for so they can finally get around to the all-important process of brutally murdering their enemies. | |
| That's probably not gonna happen. | |
| I don't think it's very likely and as a result these people are going to be very sad. | |
| They're not going to get the vengeance they want. | |
| And on top of that, you're going to have all of these QAnon people losing their elections. | |
| And it's just going to make them angrier and crazier and stranger than they were previously. | |
| And the real question kind of is, where is Q in all of this, to me? | |
| Why is he silent? | |
| Because he's silent about everything. | |
| Q hates doing anything. | |
| You don't put Q to the test. | |
| And when Q bricks it, you still ignore the fact that Q bricked it. | |
| Guess what just came down the pike from the great state of Florida? | |
| Um, we're. | |
| Court ruling saying that the poll tax in Florida is unacceptable and they've struck it down and this will mean that hundreds of thousands if not of over a million people will be eligible to apply for reinstatement of their right to vote. | |
| This is the antithesis of what Q and their voter ID laws have been talking about this whole time. | |
| So we've not only had Florida not pass more restrictive voter ID laws, they've now actually granted more people the right to vote, which is terrifying to QAnon. | |
| QAnon is throwing a fit about vote by mail. | |
| And the fact that it could be throwing the election to the Democrats via endless corruption and fraud. | |
| And they scream and yell about all these things, but they never bring up the fact that Q said this was all going to be squared away last year in 2019, and the voter ID laws would have been passed, everything was going to be great, the elections would be secured, and we were going to be good to go. | |
| And it didn't happen. | |
| But no one blames Q. Q is blameless. | |
| Q is never wrong. | |
| Q can never fail. | |
| Q told everyone to trust Sessions. | |
| And guess what? | |
| We now literally have a slap fight between Trump and Sessions right now. | |
| Because Trump is very happy that Jeff Sessions is badly polling. | |
| In the Republican primary for Senator of Alabama. | |
| And the winner of this will face Doug Jones, the man who famously beat Trump-endorsed pedophile Roy Moore. | |
| That's right, folks. | |
| You people who hate pedophiles so much. | |
| Your boy, Q Plus, the God Emperor, endorsed a credibly accused pedophile. | |
| I'm going to right now, you're going to hear a few clickety clacks of the keyboard as it works. | |
| I'm going to type in the word Roy Moore into QAnon and we're going to see what we get. | |
| Oh, would you look at that? | |
| There's no hits. | |
| Q never brought up Roy Moore, the pedophile, who is a Republican. | |
| So that's so strange. | |
| It's almost like Q's bias is just against his enemies and he really doesn't care about the whole pedophile thing so long as you are part of Team Republican. | |
| But Doug Jones will be facing the winner of this election and obviously he will have a very heavy lift because he is in a blood red state and he Only got his seat because Jeff Sessions dipped out to become Attorney General and then get fired by Trump and be miserable because he got tossed out on his ass by Trump who's hated him ever since. | |
| And special elections are weird and when you happen to run against a Pedophile, you barely win, which is way to go Alabama. | |
| Way to clear that bar by a razor thin margin. | |
| Congratulations for almost electing a pedophile, but just not quite. | |
| So Sessions is trying to get his seat back and he's running against Tommy Tupperville. | |
| I may have gotten the first name wrong. | |
| I don't think I did though. | |
| But Tupperville is a football coach and he's just running for office because he's popular in Alabama and he figures he can do it. | |
| And literally the campaign between Tupperville and Sessions is who can kiss Trump's ass the most aggressively. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's their, that's the, that's the issue. | |
| That is the defining issue of the Republican primary is who is more in love with Donald Trump and simply put Trump hates Sessions. | |
| So Sessions is going to lose because Trump reciprocates the love of Tupperville and rejects the love of Sessions. | |
| And all you need to win in Alabama is the God Emperor's benediction. | |
| Yet you look at QAnon and they can't handle it. | |
| They can't wrap their heads around it because Q from the jump told them to trust Sessions. | |
| Q told them that Sessions was a linchpin to this whole operation that he, Michael Flynn, and Donald Trump were basically the three cornerstones of our civilian government that was going to take down the deep state and bring justice to the world. | |
| And what you got instead was Sessions getting turfed after the midterms and Trump just pissing and moaning about him every chance he's gotten ever since then. | |
| And Michael Flynn is still... | |
| Having pled guilty to his crimes and he has not been freed yet and he probably won't be freed because the Department of Justice pulling bullshit has pissed off Judge Sullivan and now we have this really hilarious weird legal wormhole That we're all traveling down, but make no mistake about it, Michael Flynn has not been exonerated, which has always been QAnon's claim. | |
| Q has told us that not only will he not be found guilty, he will actually be exonerated. | |
| And I know Q hates this, but words have meaning. | |
| Words matter. | |
| Q said that Trump would never be impeached. | |
| That was what he said. | |
| That was his actual word. | |
| Impeached. | |
| Once it happened, he was like, oh, I meant convicted. | |
| I meant removed from office. | |
| Impeached. | |
| He's not impeached. | |
| And we actually had that. | |
| We had a running argument between rational people and QAnon people about if Trump had been impeached or not. | |
| Which he had been. | |
| That's how this works. | |
| The House impeaches people and then the Senate acquits them or convicts them. | |
| Period. | |
| That is the fabric and foundational nature of our government. | |
| It is written into the Constitution. | |
| It is enshrined in our law at the very fundamental level of the government. | |
| So you have these very obvious things before you and you have a functionally illiterate moron in the form of Q who doesn't know what to say and how to say it. | |
| He didn't say that Michael Flynn was going to be set free. | |
| He didn't say that Michael Flynn was going to be acquitted. | |
| He didn't say that Michael Flynn was going to get away with something or anything like that. | |
| No, he said exonerated. | |
| And exonerated is an incredibly rare and extreme thing. | |
| Exoneration requires evidence that you didn't do the crime just period point of fact that it was not you and generally speaking exoneration comes mostly through DNA testing of physical violent crime scenes where murders assaults rapes | |
| Just like horribly terrible events have happened and the cops just arrest someone that has a rap sheet and they pin the crime on them and they have a shitty lawyer. | |
| They get convicted because no one will shed any tears for this dirtbag going to jail. | |
| And then 15 years later the Innocence Project or some other group Or something gets DNA evidence tested and it turns out, oh, it wasn't him, it was this other guy. | |
| Oh, our bad. | |
| Oh, sorry. | |
| Yeah, sorry about those 15 years behind bars for a crime you didn't commit. | |
| Waka waka, what are you gonna do? | |
| Tough break. | |
| There's no way you can exonerate Flynn because he admitted that he did what he did. | |
| He pled guilty for it. | |
| Trump and Pence said that Flynn lied to them and that they had to fire Flynn because they had no choice because Flynn had committed the crimes that he was accused of. | |
| There will be no exoneration of this man because he did it! | |
| Even if the Department of Justice dropped the case and just let him walk It would not change the fact that he is not exonerated because it is impossible to exonerate him. | |
| There's no way to say that it was fake, that it was trumped up, that it didn't actually happen. | |
| It's an absurdity. | |
| It's nonsense. | |
| It's patently false. | |
| And anyone who tells you otherwise is lying to you because they are a lunatic with a stupid agenda that involves being fanboys for a psychotic death cult who is run by a person who again can't communicate clearly and concisely any of the things they are trying to say because they are a deeply stupid man. | |
| Fuck you, Jim Watkins. | |
| Stop posting this shit. | |
| The hydroxychloroquine crap is literally urging people to kill themselves. | |
| But then again, you got Trump to do it also. | |
| So hey, you're a small fish in the pool of having people tell people to take drugs they should not be taking. | |
| Welcome to hell world. | |
| So sad. | |
| So you have the Michael Flynn, Jeff Sessions, not what you said they were in any way shape or form. | |
| Flynn's guilty. | |
| Sessions is not someone who's accepted by Trump. | |
| Trump hates him. | |
| And you really have to go out of your mind, you have to go out of your way to try to justify and explain what's going on here. | |
| July 14th is when the Republican runoff between Sessions and Tupperville will happen. | |
| So on that night, Sessions almost assuredly will lose. | |
| And when he loses, Trump is going to dunk on him so hard. | |
| Trump is going to mock and ridicule him as a loser, as a failure, as the worst mistake he ever made hiring his Attorney General. | |
| He is going to be so vicious and mean to Sessions. | |
| He is going to kick Jeff Sessions while he's down. | |
| And he's going to celebrate doing it. | |
| And you are going to have QAnon. | |
| Tell us it's all professional wrestling. | |
| That it's all kayfabe. | |
| That it's all fake. | |
| That Trump really doesn't mean it. | |
| He's just fooling. | |
| He's just kidding. | |
| Him and Jess Sessions are best buds. | |
| Trust the plan. | |
| And it's bullshit. | |
| They know it. | |
| They gotta know it. | |
| Because Trump doesn't do anything beyond the first level. | |
| He is just a being of pure impulse and anger and rage. | |
| And he's just gonna tell you what he thinks and he doesn't really have any shrewdness or cunning about him. | |
| He's just a lizard-brained rage beast. | |
| That's it. | |
| That's all there is to him. | |
| And I will wrap this up right now by doing a little circle back to the whole fact that Trump is blowing the Joe Scarborough couldn't say his name just totally lost it he's totally blowing the Joe Scarborough murder trial by talking about it and this really is the question for QAnon if he can't shut up about Joe Scarborough Who is just a dude with a TV show. | |
| And he was on Trump's side during the election and all that kind of stuff. | |
| He eventually figured out that Trump was a monster. | |
| But that was a little late for that, Joe. | |
| He's talking about Joe Scarborough being a murderer. | |
| He's letting Joe Scarborough get away with it. | |
| You really think that this guy could shut up if he had evidence that Obama was a criminal? | |
| Or that Hillary was a criminal? | |
| Or that James Comey was a criminal? | |
| All the people that Donald Trump actually, aggressively, actively hates. | |
| He's been screaming about Obamagate for a week now, unchanged. | |
| He's just irrational and stupid. | |
| He can't even explain what the crime of Obamagate is. | |
| Do you think that if he had a crime, That if he knew something he could get Obama indicted on then he wouldn't be talking about it constantly? | |
| That it wouldn't be an obsession of his to put Obama in jail for forever and to just win and dominate? | |
| Because... | |
| At his base level, at the core of Donald Trump, is literally just every other dumb rage-filled QAnon fanatic. | |
| They all have the same innate desire to crush their enemies, to send Obama to jail, to send Hillary to jail, to have their toes dangle in the damp Cuban twilight. | |
| It's all they want. | |
| They want dominance. | |
| They want victory. | |
| They want control. | |
| They want power. | |
| They want their enemies to beg for mercy and to be granted none. | |
| They want everyone to know that they are in control and that they rule the world and that they have all the power. | |
| It's just that simple. | |
| These are very, very inarticulate, very dumb, violent kinds of people. | |
| And sadly, that's our president. | |
| It's our dumb, stupid president. | |
| Sucks that you have a dumb, stupid president like this. | |
| Well, hopefully it's only for a few more months. | |
| That's gonna be, it's gonna be a wild ride, that little adventure. | |
| Yay! | |
| American electoral politics! | |
| Jar of bleach, oh yeah! | |
| But we have that to look forward to. | |
| And we have the potential Obama show trial that Trump wants to look forward to. | |
| The Joe Scarborough murder trial? | |
| We have lots of trials. | |
| Everyone's gonna get a trial. | |
| Which in QAnon world means everyone gets a military tribunal. | |
| Because civilian courts aren't good enough for us. | |
| We need a quick and painless way to brutally murder as many of our enemies as humanly possible. | |
| Because QAnon is the land of monsters and sociopaths. | |
| So yeah, that's the elections slash trust sessions slash Trump goes out golfing while 100,000 people are dead because he doesn't understand optics yet optics are all Q ever talks about and we have to arrest Hillary Clinton by the book or else everyone in America will riot even though she's a deeply unpopular figure and blah blah blah. | |
| Yep. | |
| In a nutshell, Qt has never made any sense. | |
| It's stupid and it sucks and you need to stop following it. | |
| If you are a follower, you are making your family and friends sad. | |
| They want you to come back. | |
| They love you and they miss you. | |
| Please do that. | |
| Be a good person. | |
| If you are fighting QAnon, continue to fight the good fight. | |
| You are not a digital soldier. | |
| You are not a warrior. | |
| You're not a great hero. | |
| We, the people that resist these idiots, do not have stupid hubris about us. | |
| We are people on Twitter giving schmucks on Twitter the razzle-dazzle. | |
| That's about the end of it. | |
| Even though if Dapper Gander wants to make me a 3-popper, I will accept the promotion. | |
| Totally inside reference for those of you who have stuck along this far into the podcast. | |
| And with that, I will finally officially sign off. | |
| I will catch you all Tuesday night, which is actually probably more like Wednesday morning because I write these things and record them very late at night. | |
| Have a good one, everybody. |