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May 2, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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High Effort Q

I talk about how easy it would be for Q to make good content and give some ideas for good Q content. Enjoy my insane story about QTeam's plan to defeat Bill Gates and the ChiComs. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here.
Today I wanted to talk about Q's low effort posting and what is, like, a high effort post.
What would be something that would be good for Q to post?
What would be, like, effort posting on behalf of Q?
Because now we are getting no effort posting.
We're getting these lazy, just, links, one-line comments.
Just nothing.
There's nothing to what Q is doing right now.
It's so deeply lazy.
It's so lacking effort.
Q is so bored with the whole process of doing the Q bit that They're not even trying.
They just throw this stuff out there because they know it'll get a reaction.
They know it'll sell.
It's like Fat Elvis in his Vegas era of existence where he would just come out on stage, do all the hits, get it done with, get off the stage, go do more drugs, and just be miserable and wait until his heart exploded.
That's really where we're at with Q right now.
I've thought the Q has hit his fat Elvis stage a few different times, but this truly is the fat Elvis stage.
It's really sad.
Now, what are effort posts?
What are things where Q's actually put in work?
Well, Q dropped 14.
This is a huge effort post.
Let's go through it.
First it says skiff, with the F in a bracket for some reason, because it's a mystery.
Military intelligence.
What is state secrets and how upheld in the Supreme Court?
What must be completed to engage military intelligence over the other three-letter agencies?
What must occur to allow for civilian trials?
Why is this relevant?
What is Flynn's background?
Why is this relevant?
Why did Admiral R. NSA meet Trump privately without authorization?
This is talking about Admiral Rogers.
This is a big thing in QAnon that Rogers came in and told Trump that Trump Tower was bugged.
So Trump fled the building and that's why he accused Obama of wiretapping him, because it was totally true.
Does POTUS know where the bodies are buried?
Does POTUS have the goods on most bad actors?
Was Trump asked to run for president?
Why?
By who?
Was Hillary Clinton next in line?
Was the election supposed to be rigged?
Did good people prevent the rigging?
Why did POTUS form a panel to investigate?
Has POTUS ever made a statement that did not become proven true fact?
What is POTUS in control of?
What is the one organization that isn't corrupt?
Why does the military play such a vital role?
Why is POTUS surrounded by highly respected generals?
Who guards former presidents?
Why is that relevant?
Who guards Hillary Clinton?
Why is Antifa allowed to operate?
Why hasn't the Muslim Brotherhood been classified as a terrorist organization?
What happens if Soros-funded operations get violent and engage in domestic terrorism?
What happens if mayors, police, commissioners, chiefs do not enforce the law?
What authority does POTUS have specifically over the Marines?
Why is this important?
What was Mueller's background?
Military.
Why was Trump asked to run for president with assurances made to prevent tampering?
How is POTUS always five steps ahead?
Who is helping POTUS?
A lot of information.
A lot of questions that lead you to answers that you want you to get.
Because, again, that's the whole point of a leading question.
It gives you an answer that you have to get, but then you think you got it yourself, but you didn't.
You were told the answer through the question.
But this whole thing establishes not only Trump's power and the potential for martial law, allowing him to clean up all the bad guys, but it establishes, like, who Q is, what they're doing.
That they went to Trump and asked Trump to run for president.
They needed him to help them out.
Yo, bro, can you do us a solid?
Save the world from the Satanists who eat babies.
Yeah, sounds good.
Because Trump's very selfless that way.
A true gentleman.
And so, and not only did they ask him to run, they assured him that the election would not be rigged and they prevented the riggings to allow Trump to win.
So they established the power of Q already.
That Q is working hand in hand with Trump and that Q has the ability to prevent a rigged election from being rigged.
And so this is...
The sort of authority and the sort of gravitas that Q has, and this is their relationship with Donald Trump, who's the center of this whole conspiracy theory, except for Q themselves.
Another very easy effort posed in a sense is Q-drop 278, where Q simply says, Hillary Rodham Clinton tried to cut a deal today, we said no, Q.
Think about this.
Q is interacting in the world.
Q is a force.
Q had Hillary Clinton over for lunch.
She begged for a deal.
Q told her to drop dead.
That is real.
That is Q being a part of the game.
That is a part of Q. That is Q calling shots.
Q interacting and engaging with the enemies.
He's a player.
And now Q never interacts with people.
Q's not even in the same world as them.
Q is an observer like the way you and I are observers.
They're just watching Fox News and quote tweeting and just spitballing ideas.
They don't know anything about anything.
There's another Q drop about how Obama Was running around the world trying to find
A new handler.
I found it.
Qdrop245.
Hussein is evil and a real loser.
No special treatment.
Shopping around for a new handler protection is fun to watch on the sats.
Spycoms.
Morons.
All of them.
Q. This is Q dunking on Barack Obama.
This is Q just whipping his dick out and being like, yeah, motherfucker.
I'm the man.
I'm Q. I fucking own all your asses.
I crush everybody.
I'm dominant.
And...
Where did this Q go?
What happened to him?
I mean, there's nothing to Q anymore in this new world that we live in.
Remember when George H.W.
Bush died and everyone at the funeral got little envelopes in their programs and people were like, yeah, what was in the envelope?
And Q was like, our response, like our retaliation, because they delayed the Hoover hearing of this stupid funeral.
So I engineered it so they'd all receive envelopes that would have a message inside them telling them that I was gonna kill them because I'm Q and again I'm just whipping my dick around I'm the man!
Yeah Q!
Again Q doesn't do any of this stuff anymore.
The last time I can remember Q engaging with someone in the real world was this QDROP 3612 Where he says, Chairman Graham, it's time.
Senate was the target.
Cue.
And he's basically telling Graham to do something to investigate the Democrats.
To defeat them.
To stop them.
To crush them.
And to prove everyone right.
Or to prove himself right.
That the Senate was totally the target.
And that's why getting crushed in the midterm elections was worth it.
So, yeah.
Get on it, Lindsey.
Start cracking some skulls.
Start bringing some order to the world.
But since then... Cue...
Doesn't do anything.
Q's just out to lunch.
He's on the sidelines, just watching the game.
He doesn't ever strap on his helmet and actually get in there, get in the huddle and run a play and do any damage.
And the thing is, is that there's so much stuff that Q could do.
There's so many things that Q could write about or just engage on.
Stuff like that.
He could talk about how Dr. Fauci is corrupt and, like, just come up with all kinds of lies about Fauci.
Talk about how Trump is controlling Fauci because he's thieves and he knows it.
He could...
He could slander any number of Democrats and come up with real things, real stories about them.
Another thing that he could do is he could build backstories around Q-team and the whole Q-world.
One of the things that Q talked about at the start was wizards and warlocks, which was such a ridiculously silly thing.
It was really kind of obvious that Q was dumping on his own fan base in a way.
But imagine if Q told us the tale of one of those wizards.
And because Q is really casual and base-level knowledge, He would call that wizard Merlin.
And Merlin was around during World War II.
He was some sort of Pentagon paper pusher.
But he started finding out that money was going in the wrong places, in the wrong ways.
He started asking questions.
He started digging.
And then he found out about the OSS.
And then he found out about the CIA.
And then as time went on, he found out about Operation Paperclip.
And then as time went further on, he found out about MKUltra.
And Merlin was building kind of a resistance inside the Pentagon, a resistance inside the civilian government on Capitol Hill in D.C.
And when Eisenhower gave the Military-Industrial Complex speech, Merlin felt that there was hope.
That something could change.
That they could turn back the beast and stop it from becoming what it was going to be.
And when Kennedy got into office, all of Merlin's hopes were now fulfilled.
This bright, charismatic, awesome president was just going to come in here and rip the heart out of this terrible beast and save the world from them.
And then Kennedy's assassinated.
And it is just devastating.
And Merlin does his best he can, but Vietnam, which he knew was coming because he saw the paperwork for it, he knew that was the thing.
And Kennedy knew he was the Merlin was letting Kennedy in on the inside intel, and Kennedy was going to put a stop to it, and that's why they killed him.
So then you have Merlin, now getting really old, and he passes the baton off to another wizard, and we call that wizard Gandalf, because again, we're casuals.
And then Gandalf starts digging, digging, digging, and one thing leads to another, and eventually Gandalf gives the mantle to Trump.
Gandalf finds the NSA information, the secret documents, the budgets, the payrolls.
He's got it all.
And that's one of the stories of the legacy of the Wizards.
And Q could run that for a bunch of drops, and oh god, people would start digging into the past, trying to figure out who Merlin and Gandalf were, and it would be fun for them, and it would generate a scavenger hunt, and it would be entertaining and exciting for these idiots to try to just make real-life people into these fictional characters that Q just created to fulfill a plot device.
And that's a very easy thing that Q could do.
He could just whip that up and boom, there'd be no problem at all.
But he's just so lazy.
He doesn't have any interest in doing anything like that.
He doesn't have any interest in world building, or information, or anything.
All he wants to do is just crank out Q-drops to get to Q-drop 45 to 17.
I see that coming so obviously down the road.
45 to 17. I see that coming so obviously down the road. It's not even funny.
And it's only about 500 or so drops away.
And if Q does 5 to 10 drops a day, he'll bang that out in two months.
Easy.
Two or three months, he might kind of massage it, try to save it for October, make it a big around the election moment where it's like, oh, what's Q going to say on the biggest drop ever?
Oh, it's going to be so good.
And then he'll say something stupid and everyone will freak out because it'll be the ultimate Q drop.
And the best part about it is that I'm already calling this and they still won't be able to resist it because they're such lemmings.
They're such absolute lemmings.
They just can't resist the siren's call of the stupid symbiology.
Symbolism.
Symbiology?
I don't even know if that's a word.
But the stupid symbolism of that Q-drop is so painfully obvious that they'll just run to it.
They'll run to it no matter what.
We can all point it out to them, and we can all tell them what Q is doing, and they'll just ignore us because they want this to happen, and they want to get excited over it.
And we're not gonna ruin their fun.
No.
Not allowed.
Their fun is their fun, and they're gonna have it.
So...
That's the world that Q lives in.
Q could also talk about our current events in a really exciting and dynamic way.
Q could build this thing up.
He's got the coronavirus.
He's got a global lockdown.
He's got the craziest shit that's happened in our lifetimes in the palm of his hand.
And he has no interest in doing anything with it.
Except for talking about hydroxychloroquine every now and then and complaining about the shycoms poisoning us to get Biden the presidency and then reversing field and talking about how the coronavirus is just the flu.
He doesn't even remember the crap he's already said.
But imagine, imagine a Q who actually cared.
Imagine a Q who actually wanted to put in a little work and put a little elbow grease to get stuff done and actually give his fans and followers a real story, a real tale to engage on and listen to.
Like the first 72 drops are a tale, they're a story, they're a narrative, they're so awesome.
If you just look at them as like dumb spy thriller fiction, it's a fine short story.
And then everything after the first 72 drops is decreasing in quality.
It's really funny how they've strung along this bit that was literally designed to last three days!
Because on October 31st is when Q said that Podesta was going to be arrested on November 3rd.
And then you've got the Year Truthers defending that after the fact, because these people don't care about anything, and they'll just lie because they desperately need to keep this grift going at all costs.
But, again, just imagine.
Imagine actually having a story worth telling.
So, without further ado, let's give you the coronavirus if Q gave a fuck.
A story by Poker and Politics.
The main screen flashed in front of them.
Trump and the rest of Q-team watched intently as the Navy SEALs poured into the bioweapons lab at Wuhan.
Within moments, all the scientists they saw were either subdued or killed by the highly competent, skilled Marines fighting for freedom in America and Q-team.
They reported that everyone had been captured and that testing on the men for a potential biological weapon had begun.
Disaster.
Everyone was positive.
They all had it.
COVID-19.
It was real.
And it was out there.
The men began poring over data logs.
They started looking through everything to try to find out how many people had escaped the lab before the invasion.
It turned out that at least seven had gotten away.
Two of them American nationals that had been under surveillance, but had somehow managed to slip through the cracks.
Mike Rogers began angrily banging on his laptop and cursing the world.
They'd devoted so many resources to trying to figure out what was going on in this lab.
Kim Jong Un had given them so much information.
He was so vital and so important that we could even lead the strike.
But somehow, someway, just that small bit of details that had escaped them had led to this, that at least seven infected people were now running around the world spreading a deadly virus to everyone they possibly could.
The room was just full of shouting and yelling.
There was panic, you could tell.
Michael Flynn observed everything coldly.
He could feel his heart rate elevating.
He could feel the flush on his face.
As much as you want to try to avoid it.
He looked across the room at Mike Rogers who had now thrown his lab crumb across the room in a fit of rage.
Rogers was not good in moments like this.
Way too impulsive and erratic.
A solid man.
But not good when the chips were down.
On the other side of the table was Kenny and his dad Lenny.
Lenny was the glue of Q-team, and it sucked that he had a nepotism higher in the form of his kind of useless son.
But without Lenny, there was no Q-team.
Without Lenny, there was no real hope.
On election night 2016, when Hillary Clinton was hitting all her marks in Florida, and it seemed like the worst was going to come true, it was Lenny who had made the phone calls.
It was Lenny who was letting people know to get the troops in line.
It was Lenny who was going to have to convince the young men and women of the United States Army to betray their oath to the Constitution and to civilian government, and to quickly capture Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and the rest of the Democratic leadership for the good of the nation.
And that they would have to take his word for it.
And by God they would.
Lenny was that tapped in to the military.
Lenny had that kind of pull and that kind of charisma.
So him and his stupid son were busy pissing and moaning into their phones.
As much as Flynn wanted to think that he was unstressed, he knew he wasn't.
He knew that this was getting to him as well.
There was only two people in the room who were calm, cool, and collected.
As they always were.
A small smile creeped across Flynn's face as he looked at the President, the Maestro, the God Emperor himself, Donald Trump.
Trump was pacing back and forth.
Flynn could just feel the gears in Trump's magnificent brain churning.
He was working out something incredible, some elaborate plan that would make this all work out, that would make this all fit.
He couldn't help but nod his head and smile as he thought back to those days, those heady days in 2015, when him and the rest of Q-team were arguing over who they wanted to be the president, who they wanted to pick to stop Hillary Clinton.
There were some who wanted John Kasich.
Others thought that Ted Cruz might be useful.
There was even one lunatic who wanted Bernie Sanders to swoop in, attack Hillary from the left, and then be presented the evidence needed in order to explain to him what had to happen to save the world.
But Flynn managed to win out.
He managed to convince a majority to go with Trump.
And that decision could not have paid off any better than this.
All they had ever wanted was a competent frontman.
A face of the operation that could talk to the American people.
And level with them.
Instead, what they got was a military genius with a near-perfect recall, an eidetic memory, and just unbelievable savvy and level-headedness in even the most crushingly tense and stressful moments.
It was an absolute message from God that Donald Trump was their president.
And thank God that Flynn figured it out.
Finally, Trump began to speak.
Look guys, we've got a problem here, but it's a problem that we can solve.
We can fix this.
That Fauci guy, we'll grab him and we will make it look like he's running things.
He's calling the shots.
We know Fauci's in tight with Gates.
We know all of his connections to all these horribly shady groups.
So we'll do what he says.
We'll do as he pleases.
And we'll let the virus percolate in America.
Let the deep state think they're winning.
Give them everything they want.
Lure them in.
Then, when Bill Gates and his cronies begin promising us a vaccine in record time, that's when we'll strike.
Because we know what the vaccine truly is.
It's a poison.
It's death.
We will outflank the virus.
We will outflank the vaccine.
Because we will be working on the vaccine secretly in tandem.
Because we already know they haven't.
The patents have already been filed ages ago.
Gates has been sitting on this thing for years, waiting to strike.
But we will find the vaccine, and we will augment it, and we will make it safe and effective.
So when they roll it out in September, expecting to poison and kill the American people throughout all of October to ensure that Biden wins the election, the exact opposite will happen.
In September, they'll roll out the vaccine, and by October, coronavirus will no longer exist in America.
Jobs will come roaring back, the economy will come roaring back, and everyone will know that I, Donald Trump, was the man that saved our nation.
And the deep state will never see it coming.
And once I win re-election, in a crushing landslide, and the Republicans take back the House, and exert even more control over the Senate, then The morning after election night, we will unseal the 200,000 sealed indictments and begin the process of arresting all of them.
And we will bring the storm to America.
The rest of the room stood in silence, pondering Trump's words, debating exactly if it could happen.
Finally, Rogers spoke up.
Don, are you sure we can do this?
Are you sure that we can find a way to manipulate the vaccine to make it harmless and safe and effective to actually beat the coronavirus?
Trump nodded his head and said, of course I am.
We have one of the best minds in the world when it comes to vaccines and medical treatments you could possibly have.
He gestured to the table to one of the three civilian members of Q-team.
Notorious triple agent Lady Gaga.
She had worked for the Illuminati, then she had switched sides with the Cabal, and now she was the ultimate Trojan horse.
The ultimate secret agent, working inside Q-Team to take down her former masters, and to save the world from their terrible occult rule.
And most importantly, to finally wreak her terrible vengeance upon Beyoncé and Katy Perry, who she had always bitterly resented.
Gaga, who'd been cruelly smoking a cigarette the whole time, nodded and stated that it would be no problem at all for her and her team of scientists to figure out a way to de-weaponize the vaccine and to turn its lethality against the deep state and to make it effective against only their bioweapon, COVID-19, and that it would be her honor to serve America and President Trump by handling this most vital of missions.
With that, Michael Flynn nodded his head again and basked in the glory of the God Emperor and knew in his heart that he was right to trust the plan.
And scene.
Boom.
See, Q could do kind of fun stuff like that.
Q could do these things.
Q could put in some work.
Q could put some spin in this stuff.
He's got a giant sandbox of mythology to play with.
He could have all kinds of fun.
But no, we're just gonna get a bunch of fucking links to Charlie Kirk and whatever ban, unban, whatever ban evasion account Educating Libs or Joe M happens to use or CJ Truth or Wyatt who's gone completely insane.
This is the life of Q now, is just being your racist grandpa on Facebook posting crap about the 5G and how it's cooking everyone's brains and we gotta do something about it because I don't trust this newfangled technology.
And aren't we sure that Obama was really American in the first place?
That's Q now.
That's what these people follow.
That's what these people worship, is that guy.
You want that guy, or do you want the guy that's going to tell you that Lady Gaga is a triple agent that's secretly working for the good guys?
Again, Jim Watkins.
I'm open.
Throw me the ball.
I'll be your cue.
I don't come cheap, but I bring results, and I bring quality.
And I know that you think that Trump's going to lose in November.
I get it.
But at least we can milk it for a few more months, buddy.
At least you can get something out of this crap more than you're going to get right now, because right now you ain't doing shit.
So that's high-effort cue, which we could have if the world was, I don't know, worse to us, nicer to us?
I don't know.
But either way, it's not what we don't have for sure, because all we've got is Q saying things like, DEFACTO STANDARD Q!
And that's a Q job.
That is the guy that's saving the world from the fucking people that killed Kennedy in broad daylight.
Yep.
Trust that.
That's totally gonna work out.
No way that could possibly lose.
Q sucks, and it's terrible, and people that follow it are absolutely buying into a dead property that has no redeeming values.
I forget what I'm going to talk about next time, but I'm sure it'll be great, and I hope you listened to that, and I hope you enjoyed this one.
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