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| Hello everybody, Poker and Politics here. | |
| Tonight is part two of the Core Tenets of QAnon podcasting series. | |
| Tonight is about foreign nations and how QAnon feels about those nations. | |
| And the thing that's really kind of funny about this is that reality would have most of these nations being bad guys. | |
| Whereas in Q-World, they're the good guys. | |
| One of the goodest good guys in all the land is Saudi Arabia, which you might think is a nightmare, draconian, cesspool, hellhole of religious extremism and despotism, but you would be wrong. | |
| They're actually the white hats. | |
| They're the good guys. | |
| Because When Q had lied their ass off in the first 71 Q drops about how the deep state was about to go down and Q team was going to swoop in and arrest Podesta and Huma and Hillary and everybody else and save the world and Donald Trump was going to be the hero of the day. | |
| And none of that was going to happen. | |
| And Anon was like, hey, wait a minute. | |
| MBS is like throwing everyone in jail and taking all their money and consolidating power. | |
| Is that what Q was talking about? | |
| And Q was like, yes, that was absolutely what I was talking about. | |
| Good catch, Patriot. | |
| I was lying about America. | |
| Saudi Arabia was where the action was. | |
| You see, I was an anonymous person posting on 4chan, which obviously would be something that a very powerful military operation would do. | |
| And my messages so freaked out the Deep State that they rushed to defend America and left Saudi Arabia wide open for Q-Team to strike and install a white hat hero in MBS to the throne. | |
| Now if that sounds like total bullshit, that's because it is. | |
| But Q was given a lifeline by MBS's crackdown in Saudi Arabia, so he took it. | |
| And that was his excuse for why we didn't get all the cool stuff that he said we were totally gonna get in the first 71 drops. | |
| QD72 was just, oh yeah, it was Saudi Arabia. | |
| I was just kidding with you guys about America. | |
| It wasn't really America. | |
| Never was America. | |
| So, Immediately we have Saudi Arabia established as good guys, so Jamal Khashoggi Probably got that name wrong on both the first name in the last name the journalist that was murdered according to QAnon traitor deep state dupe bad guy and MBS was totally right to brutally murder that guy good call good kill and | |
| That's how twisted these people are. | |
| This is how totally divorced from reality these people are. | |
| That Saudi Arabia is liberated. | |
| They are freed from oppression. | |
| The good guys are in charge of that nation. | |
| You know what other nation the good guys are in charge of? | |
| North Korea. | |
| Of course the Democrats, the young Q took credit for it. | |
| Q was like, oh, isn't that crazy that that mountain collapsed? | |
| the mountain where a nuclear test site collapsed, Q took credit for it. | |
| Q was like, oh, isn't that crazy that that mountain collapsed? | |
| Funny that no one in the media figured out that it was us. | |
| That was when Q was doing crazy stuff and talking big about all kinds of stuff that's going on and how they were | |
| just dunking on people and doing all kinds of wild things. | |
| Nowadays, Q just posts tweets from people and screen grabs from Fox News and gets triggered by edgelord vegans on Facebook. | |
| Nowadays Q sucks so much shit. | |
| It's ridiculous. | |
| Qdrop41. | |
| What a coincidence. | |
| The mountain that housed North Korea's nuclear weapons and testing collapsed. | |
| Unbelievable timing. | |
| I wonder if critically important materials as well as scientists aka the bomb makers were inside when it happened. | |
| Shocking. | |
| No global news agency suspects we had nothing to do with it. | |
| Enjoy the crumbs. | |
| This was super secret spy shit. | |
| This was the friggin' nonsense that Q was peddling back in the day when they had motivation, they had a desire to write a narrative, they were creating this really dramatic, really interesting concept. | |
| of these globe-trotting freedom fighters that were doing all kinds of wild stuff like liberating Kim Jong-un from the shadowy cabal that secretly ruled North Korea. | |
| This was the nature of Q back in the day. | |
| Nowadays, you kids get nothing. | |
| You get nothing and you like it. | |
| So, that's two nations that we have squared away. | |
| North Korea and Saudi Arabia. | |
| Good guys. | |
| Kim Jong-un. | |
| Totally a good guy. | |
| Maybe dead? | |
| Maybe alive? | |
| We don't know. | |
| And, again, This is one of those things where it really kind of proves how full of shit QAnon and Q are. | |
| Q's the one who told us that they liberated Kim Jong-un. | |
| They freed Kim Jong-un from the bondage of the cabal and have allowed him to broker peace with Donald Trump and to bring North Korea back into the community of nations and be a good man. | |
| Maybe even reunify Korea as one nation again. | |
| And so you would think that having this incredible inside knowledge, having been the force for good that freed Kim from his oppressive overlords, that Kyu would know if Kim Jong-un was dead or alive and could tell us that. | |
| Kyu could post a Q-drop and say, Kim Jong-un, taken out by the Deep State. | |
| Fucking, we're trying to fix this stuff. | |
| Bad times for Kim Jong-un. | |
| Totally alive. | |
| Deep state trying to sow confusion and chaos. | |
| But they're wrong and they're bad. | |
| And your boy Kim, the greatest hero North Korea has ever had, one of the greatest heroes in the world today, will still be running this fine nation and helping to bring it closer to prosperity. | |
| But Q has posted once in over a week and that post was literally retweeting someone saying that Michael Flynn was going to get exonerated for his crimes. | |
| That was the big news that Q felt so urgent that he had to get off his ass. | |
| That was the first time he had posted in eight days, and he hasn't posted, and then he didn't post again yesterday. | |
| So, just not coronavirus, not Donald Trump telling people to inject bleach, Not any of, not the ridiculous series of tweets where he screwed up the word noble and confused it for the Pulitzer Prize and all that other stuff. | |
| Not his meltdown today where he could barely talk during his press conference. | |
| Nope, none of that. | |
| Instead, Q was just like, hey, this lady says Michael Flynn's gonna get off. | |
| Better let everybody know that, because that's really important to Inform people to check out a tweet they could have found on their own. | |
| Thanks, Q. You're the best. | |
| So we had that. | |
| North Korea, Saudi Arabia. | |
| Let's go to Iran. | |
| Because Q had stated on more than a few occasions that Iran was next. | |
| That after Saudi Arabia and North Korea had been liberated, that they were going to take care of Iran. | |
| And during the various protests in Iran, Q would react to those protests and be like, hey, there's protesting going on in Iran. | |
| That's pretty good. | |
| We're pretty happy with that. | |
| This is a good thing. | |
| We're liking it. | |
| We hope it'll work out well. | |
| We are watching, we are observing, we are with the people of Iran as they rise up to try to take back their nation and to save themselves from the tyranny of the deep state and the evil of this horrible cabal. | |
| And they always talk like that, and then nothing ever happens. | |
| Because, again, cues all talk and no action. | |
| Just standard crap. | |
| And even this was very much reactive. | |
| Very much sort of watching the news, seeing what was happening, and then commenting on it. | |
| Being like, oh, this thing happened. | |
| I saw it in the news. | |
| Well, it'd be nice if we could have liberated Iran, but, well, thumbs the brakes. | |
| Q-drop 1254. | |
| Iran is next. | |
| Marker. | |
| Reread. | |
| POTUS today. | |
| Mark it down. | |
| Bigger problems than ever before. | |
| SIG to Iran. | |
| CLASS. | |
| SEC. | |
| 11A. | |
| P. | |
| 2.2. | |
| KILLBOX. | |
| IMPORTANT. | |
| BOLD. | |
| And KILLBOX. | |
| Refer to more than continued payments of a quarter trillion dollars. | |
| IRON EAGLE in all caps. | |
| Sweet dreams. | |
| Q. | |
| I mean, this is the kind of stuff that Q would always talk about and just kind of throw it out there. | |
| Let us know that he was going to fix Iran. | |
| Take care of everything. | |
| Q drop 1451. | |
| Does Kim look nervous prior to the big meeting with POTUS? | |
| Did they already meet long ago? | |
| Is he preparing in his hotel with his advisors ahead of time? | |
| Or is he out enjoying the freedom he has never had in the past? | |
| Deal done. | |
| Safe on guard. | |
| POTUS moves up departure. | |
| Why? | |
| The world is safer. | |
| Iran developments. | |
| Q. So Q's always hyping this. | |
| Q1491, why are many Iranian resistance freedom fighters lagging? | |
| Tagging QAnon on Twitter. | |
| Big things coming, folks! | |
| Q+. | |
| That meant that Donald Trump himself was telling us that big things were coming in June of 2018. | |
| It's been almost two years now. | |
| Iran is pretty much still on a ramp. | |
| QDROP 1558. | |
| Free Iran. | |
| Fight, fight, fight. | |
| Regime change. | |
| People have the power. | |
| We stand with you. | |
| Q. Again, June of 2018. | |
| Nothing happened. | |
| Then he jumped right to it again. | |
| 1570. | |
| False flag prevented. | |
| FF prevented. | |
| Next. | |
| Immigration. | |
| Child separation. | |
| Narrative change critical. | |
| IDEN. | |
| Talking points. | |
| Distract IT report. | |
| Hearings. | |
| Korea. | |
| Iran next. | |
| Regime in trouble. | |
| People awake. | |
| Projection. | |
| These people are sick. | |
| Winning. | |
| Cue. | |
| He wouldn't stop. | |
| In June of 2018, you would have thought the Iranian government was toppled and a Jeffersonian democracy was put in its place forthwith. | |
| And it didn't quite work out that way. | |
| So odd. | |
| So odd. | |
| Oh. | |
| 1604, Q-Drop. | |
| We stand with the good people of Iran who are currently battling their installed regime for freedom. | |
| True rule. | |
| The people have the power. | |
| Rise up and demand they be removed. | |
| At some point, military generals will act with the will of the people simply because their soldiers are those same people and have no choice. | |
| We stand with you. | |
| We are monitoring the situation closely. | |
| Stay safe. | |
| God bless you. | |
| Well, you didn't fix it. | |
| Iran didn't change their government. | |
| August of 2018. | |
| Q-drop 1943. | |
| Watch Iran. | |
| Something incredible is about to happen. | |
| Hassan Rouhani. | |
| The good people of Iran have the power. | |
| Fight for your freedom. | |
| I mean, just reading each one of these, it's just, it's so incredibly silly how How bad Q is. | |
| How he gets everything wrong. | |
| I mean, you read this, you would think that Iran was in a revolution. | |
| That their government was toppled. | |
| That freedom happened. | |
| And it didn't. | |
| It obviously didn't. | |
| And during this whole time, QAnon themselves were spinning all kinds of stories. | |
| The all the tensions between America and Iran after we nuked the Iran nuclear treaty deal. | |
| We're kayfabe. | |
| It was pro-wrestling. | |
| It was just a couple of guys talking trash at each other before they had a wrestling match and made a lot of money for their promoters and all that fun stuff. | |
| It was just all a bunch of trash-talking to placate the populaces of the two respective nations, but they really didn't mean it. | |
| And a peace treaty that was far better than the Obama peace treaty was going to be signed any time now and world peace would be achieved. | |
| The fact that diplomacy of Iran has achieved nothing and we are in a far worse situation than we were when we had the Iran deal in place is ignored because Trump can't fail. | |
| That's one of the absolute core tenets of QAnon is the infallibility of Trump and Q. So they just have to kind of ignore the fact that Iran sucks and didn't stop sucking. | |
| China is a bad guy. | |
| They gave us coronavirus, which is bad. | |
| And the trade war makes them bad. | |
| So China's actually kind of almost accurately represented here in the sense that they are a geopolitical rival of the United States that Q actually believes is an enemy and is something that he should oppose. | |
| Of course, what's really funny here is that then you go to Europe. | |
| And France, bad guys. | |
| Germany, absolutely the worst. | |
| Q hates Angela Merkel. | |
| Q hates Macron. | |
| Q tolerates Britain because of Brexit and nationalism. | |
| I don't know that Q's even mentioned Boris Johnson, really. | |
| But England's okay-ish. | |
| But because they're not a totalitarian dictatorship, I mean, they do lose some points for that. | |
| Q is very much in favor of the LFS protests. | |
| He wishes that Macron would be toppled from power and replaced by a nationalist, which means a right-wing asshole who's probably anti-Semitic, because that's kind of how the right-wing in Europe works, from what I see anyways. | |
| If I'm wrong, I'm sure I can be corrected, because I'm an idiot. | |
| But hey, call it like you see it, as they always say. | |
| One of the most awful things that Q has ever said is, as I dig it up right now to find it. | |
| Where is it? | |
| There it is. | |
| Qdrop916. | |
| We are saving Israel for last. | |
| Very specific reason not mentioned a single time. | |
| Q. | |
| That sounds good. | |
| That's not really a loaded term or a loaded statement that makes people who are anti-Semites think to themselves, yeah, once we kill all the liberals in America, then we can finally get our hands on Israel. | |
| Yeah. | |
| That's deeply reassuring to me. | |
| I mean, that's kind of not even a subtle dog whistle. | |
| It's just really terrible. | |
| But that's our boy Q talking up the plan for Israel, as it were. | |
| And this is the nature of Q in that it is a very Despot-friendly, anti-democratic, anti-trade, anti-cooperation. | |
| It's very angry. | |
| It's very much just sort of, like, claim your turf, stick a flag in it, and then shut out the outside world. | |
| Like, just... | |
| If you're going to negotiate with people, have them over a barrel and just use all the leverage in the world to just maximize profits at all costs. | |
| Maximize everything you can get out of everyone. | |
| Squeeze every nickel out of them that you can. | |
| And just be brutal, heartless, and oppressive. | |
| And do not cooperate with people unless you absolutely have to. | |
| Russia is kind of a good guy. | |
| Q kind of is not totally all in on either side. | |
| I mean, they're more pro-Russia than they're not. | |
| Because the Russiagate thing is a hoax, and that's all kind of, it's all fake news. | |
| And anything the mainstream media says about Russia is wrong and bad. | |
| They don't go out of their way that I've seen. | |
| I mean, I could've, I've read all the Q-Drums, but they don't stick after a while. | |
| So, I mean, if Cuba's just like, Russia's the greatest thing that's ever existed, and I love them, and Trump loves them, and everyone should love Russia, then that would be par for the course. | |
| I just don't recall it as cleanly as I recall all the other just, uh, haliographic praise of dictatorial nations. | |
| Q does have the problem with Russia that they have Edward Snowden and he really wants Snowden back so he can be prosecuted for treason and executed, which you might think is odd because QAnon loves Julian Assange, but Assange was Wikileaks and Wikileaks is the Bethesda emails, which was fun and exciting for them. | |
| But Snowden was against the NSA, and the NSA are good guys in the QAnon mythology, so Snowden is a bad guy. | |
| And every now and then, whenever anything happens with Russia, Q will make a comment about finally grabbing Snowden and bringing him home to stand trial and be executed for his treason. | |
| But beyond that, they don't really have a whole hell of a lot of issues. | |
| So, this is a little bit shorter than usual, but just giving you the lay of the land on how QAnon sees the world. | |
| Question time! | |
| Oh, another podcast about QAnon! | |
| Another in my ever-expanding collection of podcasts, says Miller Philmore. | |
| Millard Fillmore has laser eyes for an avatar. | |
| I never would have thought that a very forgettable American president would get the laser eye treatment. | |
| But if Big Dick Toilet Salesman can be the Green Lantern, then I don't see why not. | |
| First Stonefjord says, Don't forget Denmark Greenland. | |
| I don't think Q has ever had really dramatic opinions on those nations. | |
| It would be awesome if they did. | |
| Ryan Brown says Mexico. | |
| Well, Q hates Mexico. | |
| That goes without saying. | |
| Mexico is MS-13 and human trafficking and drugs and death and carnage. | |
| It's literally just this black hole of murder that the deep state has created south of the border in America. | |
| And Donald Trump and the patriots desperately want to put up a wall to try to save us from The absolute nightmare that is Mexico and all the carnage that it will inflict upon the brave, innocent citizens of the U.S., if left unchecked. | |
| So yeah. | |
| And QAnon, I don't really think that Q themselves has gone out of their way to yell at Justin Trudeau in Canada, but QAnon doesn't like Canada because Trudeau is a liberal and they hate him. | |
| It was either CJ Truth or Three Days Three Nights who was trying to explain that after the election where Trudeau kept power that they were eventually going to reveal that he was a pedophile | |
| who worshipped Satan and this would make him resign the prime ministership and allow | |
| Patriot to get the job, because they don't understand how parliamentary politics works and | |
| that Trudeau would just be replaced by another liberal that they would hate. | |
| But again, don't ever let facts get in the way of the story. | |
| So they lied about this and then they found out, oops, Trudeau's still the prime minister, | |
| tough break. | |
| So that's our neighbors in America, both bad guys. | |
| Mexico far more bad than Canada. | |
| And Kuju, who has a kitten that looks like one of my cats from back in the day, smoking | |
| a cigarette, asks, is Q looking out, or whatever the fuck they're doing, for the whole planet | |
| or US? | |
| Is this exclusively American plan and each country has to get their own Q if they want to be woke? | |
| Q is global. | |
| Q is a global peace initiative to save the world from the deep state. | |
| They are working diligently to keep dictators in power, as we have seen in North Korea and Saudi Arabia. | |
| They are diligently trying to topple dictators in Iran and failing at it. | |
| And they would really like for France and Germany to replace their leaders with terrible people, right-wing extremists. | |
| One of, again, Q didn't say anything during the coronavirus, except for one message about the shycoms unleashing it on the world, and then getting crazy on the hydroxychloroquine Bandwagon, because Q's a moron. | |
| At least Jim Watkins' Q's a moron. | |
| But during the coronavirus lack of talking points crisis, where QAnon was coming up with the mole children, And the mass arrests of Tom Hanks and Ellen DeGeneres and Oprah Winfrey and all the other evil celebrities they hate. | |
| They had come up with the idea that the coronavirus had locked down Europe the same way it had locked down America and that we had sent military to Europe And that we were going to launch a coup and topple Angela Merkel and replace her with a patriot leader. | |
| And I would like for you to imagine the mindset that would think that in today's world, People would be thrilled that Donald Trump led a military strike against an ally in Germany and removed their duly elected head of state and replaced them with a puppet regime. | |
| And you're queuing on, and you're just like, woo! | |
| Yeah! | |
| Do a queue! | |
| I mean, just, holy smokes. | |
| It is so dumb. | |
| It is so mind-blowingly dumb, the way these people think and operate. | |
| It's just, it's incredible. | |
| It's truly breathtaking that you can be that stupid and think to yourself, yeah! | |
| It would be a good thing if America just started doing the whole Banana Republic thing over again, and just installing despots wherever they felt like it. | |
| Like, how we turned Central and South America into just hellholes, because the CIA was running those places for decades, and it was shitty. | |
| Now we're gonna do it to Europe, and it'll be great! | |
| So dumb. | |
| Oh, so dumb. | |
| But yeah, that's QAnon. | |
| That's our beloved short-sighted moron conspiracy theory. | |
| So, I'm out of questions, so I'm out of material. | |
| Tomorrow night I'll be back with what will be a much longer podcast, because it'll be the QAnon Core Tenants Celebrity Podcast, where I'm gonna talk about Michelle Obama's penis for about 90 fucking minutes, because QAnon can't stop talking about it. | |
| And it's... | |
| Infuriating! | |
| And I'm gonna swear a real lot. | |
| It's gonna be wonderful. | |
| I might break my sobriety because I have not drunk in my life. | |
| I might get drunk tomorrow night and just start screaming loudly, incoherently. | |
| Be awesome. | |
| Just develop alcoholism because QAnon is just so stupid. | |
| Break me a name. | |
| Turn me into an alcoholic. | |
| It'll be wonderful. |