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April 3, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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Mole Children Episode

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Hello everyone, PokerNetPolitics here, and it is time for the long-awaited, much-sought-after Mole Children podcast.
Yes, that's right.
It's time for the Mole Children.
Now, the first thing we're going to start on the Mole Children is why does the Deep State have the Mole Children?
And the answer to that is Adrenochrome, which was, for a while, kind of one of those odd things that existed in QAnon.
And, like, the kind of fringier fear-mongering lunatics, like the Carys and the Royal Dark Judges, Real Dark Judge, those kind of weird, creepy larper people would bring up the Adrenochrome all the time, and the other people would just kind of, like, Have it hovering and looming in the air.
Every now and then, Joe M. would dip into it, but he wasn't a big time Adrenochrome guy, as it were.
But now, now QAnon is all Adrenochrome all the time.
It is all they care about.
It's the biggest, most important thing in the world.
And Adrenochrome is the dumbest thing ever.
The moment you mention the word Adrenochrome, You lose all credibility.
You're not a serious person.
You're either delusional or lying.
There's no middle ground.
There's no possibility that what you're saying is intelligent, coherent, or meaningful.
You destroy yourself when you bring up adrenochrome.
It's just that simple.
Because it's not a super drug.
It doesn't make people immortal.
It doesn't give them this euphoric, psychedelic high that can only be experienced through the power of adrenochrome.
It's nothing.
It's a mild coagulant, according to some of the things I've read.
That's all it does.
It helps clot blood a little bit.
And on top of all of this, it's legal.
It's legal.
It's unregulated.
If you had $1,000, you could buy yourself a pile of adrenochrome right now.
For $50, you can get a bottle.
This is not something that can't be found online.
And you don't need to get a prescription.
You don't need anything.
You want some adrenochrome, you can get some adrenochrome.
You don't have to murder children for it.
And then I have people telling me, oh, no, no, that's the crap stuff, the real stuff, the strong stuff you got to get from a person.
No, you don't!
Adrenaline is an incredibly simple chemical.
We make it in labs all the time.
You cannot actually make adrenochrome that is different from adrenochrome.
It is the same thing.
If you have an EpiPen and you expose the chemical from an EpiPen to the air, it will turn into adrenochrome, because that's all it is.
It's adrenaline that gets oxidized.
An epinephrine Which is what an EpiPen is, is just a nice fancy word for adrenaline, and it becomes adrenochrome.
So if you want some adrenochrome and you have an EpiPen, expose it to the air!
It's so dumb!
It's enraging!
And what makes it more enraging is the fact that, again, adrenochrome was a stupid side thing for a long time in QAnon, but this past month it's just been adrenochrome, adrenochrome, adrenochrome.
It's the hottest thing on the market.
It's all QAnon wants to talk about.
It's the biggest, most important thing in our nation and we've got to address the adrenochrome crisis.
It's insanity.
Again, like all the other dumb stuff in QAnon.
All the impossible amounts of child trafficking.
All of the impossible amounts of murder.
All of the impossible coordination of this massive conspiracy.
All of it.
That is in the realm of a non-zero possibility.
There is a .00000001% chance that it is in fact true that everyone on Earth that is in a position of power, fame, or influence that is not Donald Trump and his supporters are in fact conspiring with Lucifer to destroy the world.
However, there is no chance that Adrenochrome is part of that plot.
So the moment you bring up the Adrenochrome, you're a crank.
You're an idiot.
You're a fucking moron.
And I bitterly resent you.
God fucking dammit.
I hate Adrenochrome so much because it's so dumb.
And they just keep peddling it because they need their fear porn.
Because they're such sick fucking addicts who can't help themselves.
It's enraging.
Gurgling throat noises from poker and politics and lots of swearing.
But it's just that nature of this thing.
It's absurd.
It's truly absurd.
And so we start off with the adrenochrome.
Dumb as it is.
And that moves us to the smooth segue of our segment, Dumbs.
The second part of this conspiracy theory is what's called a deep underground military base.
Sizz.
So you, which are abbreviated in the QAnon world to DUMBS, which absolutely sounds like the person who made that up is trolling the people that are saying it.
It's so on the nose and it's so cruel.
Anyhow, the whole idea of these DUMBS in the QAnon world is that There are children trapped in these dumps who have never seen the light of day, who have just literally been tortured their whole lives for their blood, and they just live this hellish existence, and a Cuban cop wife, Carrie, she had a thread about how, like, presidents have visited these dumps and seen the children being tortured and mutilated and been like, hey, doing a bang-up job, boys.
And then Trump got in and was just like, you're shutting that stuff down.
Which again, is totally logical that a massive conspiracy to harvest children's blood would
have let Trump win the election in the first place.
But then you get through, you have all the hoop-jumping nonsense these people try to make up to explain how the deep state's all-powerful, yet so stupid they let Trump win.
Anyhow, so the Dumbs are where the kids are being held now, because the mythos is ever-shifting and ever-nonsense.
So, what happens to deep underground military bases?
How do you get into them and liberate the children?
The answer is, of course, earthquakes.
Every single earthquake you hear about on the news, no matter how small or how powerful, was actually probably a nuclear bomb or a massive conventional ordnance being detonated underground in order to shatter a dumb And, uh, liberate the children that were, uh, trapped inside of it.
As well as basically an act of war being committed in America, where our own military is killing our own military to free children that have been held hostage by our military.
I want to think about that for a while.
Does this mean if you were in the military before 2016?
I mean, 2017 is when Trump took office, effectively.
So if you were in the military before 2017, you're probably a monster.
You're probably... If you were stationed stateside, You probably weren't a dumb, and you were probably mutilating children, so our military is a bunch of monsters and killers, and we should resent and hate them, according to QAnon's own twisted and stupid logic.
But thankfully, we got the new and improved Trump military to come in and kill all those people.
Or, there were people in the military who were like, oh, thank God, we finally have a Commander-in-Chief who will make it so I don't have to keep torturing the children for their blood, which produces a drug that doesn't fucking exist!
So, we have the dumbs that are being liberated from our own military, by our military, because this is the stupidest, stupidest thing in the world.
And now, finally, we have the Mole Children, the victims of our story.
Now, the Mole Children, being tortured as they were for all this time, they are being liberated.
And everything you see on TV about the coronavirus is actually a lie.
No one is dying from the coronavirus.
It is a joke and a cover story.
The truth is that we are actually liberating the children from the dumbs and bringing them up from the deep underground bases they've been held captive on and they're being put in hospitals to be treated and eventually brought back into society.
This underground populace that is now being estimated at like 2 million children or more Now, how you would get a population of 2 million children underground trapped in these layers?
How long were they down there for?
How many of these children are now young adults?
How many of them have never seen the light of day and are already 20 or 25 years old?
What is the culture and life of the Dumbs and the Mole Children that have lived inside of them?
Now, what's happening in this situation is everyone who wants to lie about this is.
I posted a screengrab of a... I didn't want to actually link to it because I didn't want to give it more clicks.
But there's a stupid audio piece of information on SoundCloud, 90 seconds long, and it's two different people talking about how they have a friend of a friend of a friend.
Who is in New York at Central Park and the children are being pulled out of the tunnels and treated for all the various illnesses that they have from having been tortured and abused for years.
And the second person talking about it decides to just really amp the horrible, evil nature
of it all to another level and declares that some of the children are deformed, that they
are nonverbal because they never learned how to talk while they were in the dumb.
They just literally lived only to be tortured and hurt.
And I just wanted to think about how depraved and vicious you have to be to concoct this
whole thing.
The amount of hatred and rage you have to have for other people such that you really just you can't even think for a moment that they're even human.
That you're like, you know what I'm gonna do today?
I'm just gonna, like, make up a story about how Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, George Soros, literally everyone I hate, kept a generation of children trapped underground for their entire lives, harvested their blood, and left them deformed, non-verbal, and just like tortured, broken shells of human beings.
That seems like a really good use of my time.
That seems like something I should do.
Just think about the amount of hatred and rage and fear that telling that lie would Put into somebody else and how mad that person would be at Obama and Hillary and all the rest of them that That they did this They're the biggest monsters this world has ever known they're not even just killers because at least a killer just kills you and you're dead and it's over and
These are people who have tortured children for decades and have left them ruined.
They will never have a normal life.
They are broken human beings that will probably need government assistance and supervision 24-7 for the rest of their lives.
Because they'll never be able to work.
They'll never be able to do anything.
They're not functioning.
They're ruined.
And this is the kind of thing that these people are trying to put out there into social media and the world is that this is the unbelievably malevolent, horrible actions of these terrible people that you should hate and hate a lot.
I mean, it's really scummy.
It's just so vicious to act like this and be like, oh yeah, you think Barack Obama's bad?
You have no idea how bad he is.
So, we had the liberation of the children in New York City.
There's photos of the comfort and the Mercy and people are taking photos and there's like incubators for babies on the naval vessel and they're like look you don't need an incubator for a COVID-19 patient that's obviously an incubator for a baby that's being freed from a dumb and needs to be kept warm because it's malnourished and dying
And the thing is, is the incubators probably on the comfort because they have incubators in case someone gives birth on the comfort and the baby's not healthy.
It's a medical, it's a medical vessel and they have things for all medical problems, not just COVID-19.
And there's all this stupid stuff.
And then I just, right before I started recording this, I found another thread where someone knows someone.
Again, no one's ever an eyewitness.
They always just know somebody who's there.
And this person found, is in Texas, and the liberation of the mole children has begun in earnest in Texas as well.
And they're finding all these kids, and it's not COVID patients, it's children that are being saved.
And I just want to think about, like, this is how these people cope with coronavirus.
This is how they cope with this really terrible moment we are living in in America.
Where I think I just read like a thousand people died today in America because of coronavirus.
And I mean, Donald Trump himself has said that if 200,000 people die from coronavirus, it's a win.
He did a great job.
If 200,000 people die, the president of the United States wants to be given a pat on the back for limiting the body count to only that.
That's how the hell we live in right now.
It's the terrible world that exists right now.
Is that.
And faced with that horror, faced with the fact that we're all stuck at home, venturing out into the real world, I found some masks in my house today.
I got some gloves, so now I'm officially capable of making the DIY go-out-to-the-supermarket exposure kit.
And that's the world we live in.
Masks everywhere.
Gloves.
Don't go out much, if at all.
Just stay in your house and just hope for the best.
Hope you don't catch it.
Hope that if you do catch it, that it's not bad.
I mean, it's just very wearying and very miserable.
And this is the way it is.
And it sucks.
And some people can cope with it.
Other people have to create a fantasy where it's not true.
It's not really happening.
No one's dying from the coronavirus.
No one's getting sick.
And in reality, we're saving two million children from the dumbs and liberating them.
Now this whole thing had a template at least a few months ago.
I don't exactly know how long ago the story was.
There was a story on the internet that I've seen a bunch where a Navy SEAL team liberated 2,000 children from a deep state military base in California.
And QAnon posted a bunch about it, and whenever I would ask these people to name a child that was rescued and the family that they were reunited with, or a deep state dirtbag who had been in control of this child torture camp, as it were, that had been killed in the takeover by the Patriots or had been arrested in the takeover, I would just get blocked because they couldn't name a child.
They couldn't name an arrested suspect or a killed suspect.
They couldn't name anyone because it wasn't real.
There was no news about it because it didn't exist.
2,000 children being freed from bondage would be a national story that would go on for forever.
And it would also be the storm Because once you do that, there's kind of really no going back, because who are you going to blame for 2,000 children being kept in bondage?
What entity, what force could possibly control such a massive child trafficking ring that wasn't the cabal?
I mean, Are you going to blame some 2-bit mobsters?
Are you going to blame MS-13 in America?
They're not powerful enough to do this.
It's nonsense.
So yeah, if the 2,000 kids being abducted and liberated was not the storm, well, 2 million kids getting pulled out of the tunnels, it's pretty stormy.
I mean, there's really no way that at that point we don't arrest everybody and win the game.
But we won't, because it's not true and it's not happening.
And what makes it really weird to me is I don't understand why the big QAnon pushers that I follow are doing this.
And it's not because QAnon is stupid or bad and it's illogical, because everything QAnon thinks is bad, stupid, and illogical.
It's because this is a very tight time window.
This is going to be over in two months, and I know every day feels like an eternity, and I know that everyone just sort of has time stretched out to this infinite horizon right now, but June will get here, and when June arrives, probably the stay-at-home orders will be released.
Businesses will start reopening.
We'll slowly try to get back to normal life.
Like this will, I mean, we're still not going to be normal.
People are still going to get sick.
There's still going to be problems, but we're going to slowly reintegrate back into the world that we knew before coronavirus.
And when that happens, all we're going to have is whatever our body count is.
I hope it isn't 200,000 people.
I hope it's much less.
I hope it's much less.
And we're going to be that much closer to a vaccine, that much closer to treatments.
And we're going to be just moving on from this really scary, really terrifying moment in history.
history.
And when that comes, there's not going to be two million children that have been liberated from the dumps, and Wyatt, Jo-Em, Incarnated?
I mean all these guys are saying all this dumb stuff and usually these grifters are a lot more vague and hands-off and just sort of rolling with it.
I mean Carrie's obviously in on it but she's always been about the children being saved from the terrible bad people so that's her ballyway.
But I just don't get it because you would think that they'd want to Make sure there was no possible danger of the grift being disrupted until November 4th.
And now it's very disruptable.
Because once June rolls around and people are back to work and kind of living the life and they're going to be like, Hey, where, where are all the children?
Where are the mole children that we saved?
And all the big Q pushers are going to be like, Oh, uh, I don't know.
Maybe something happened.
We'll get back to you on the mole children.
But we promise we'll figure it out, because obviously something did happen.
But we'll get to the bottom of it.
And Q will never say anything about this, I don't think.
If they do, oh god, I wish...
Nothing on earth would make me happier than Q making the mole children caniacal in the QAnon universe.
Because that's their dodge.
That's always their dodge in these spots.
Whenever they freak out and they go off the deep end, they just lose their shit and start saying every stupid thing that jumps into their stupid heads.
It all blows up in their faces. They they act like I didn't say it and they're looking they act
like oh if Q didn't say it it doesn't count and They know that's not true because Q is very
Q is a very auxiliary part of QAnon at this point Q just says a few things here and there
And they just make everything up They're this they're the ones who write the story Q just
comes in and steers the ship a little and even then Like earlier when Q was like, hey the shy comms did
coronavirus Q was like nah, we don't care And now they don't care!
The Mole Children is actually against Q's declarations.
Nothing Q has said has anything to do or any indication of the Mole Children.
So I hope some QAnon supporters listening to this would hate listen to this much through my podcast and be like no Q was actually talking about the mole people in Q-Drop 73.
That'd be great.
Please try to find evidence of the mole children before in Q. Maybe you're gonna go 153 about the children being slaughtered in the name of Moloch.
Mass slaughter in the name of Moloch.
Please do.
Please bring up But that's the mole children.
That's the nightmare hell world we're living in.
And so now it's time to do some questions.
I can never... you're a Q...
I'm a Q, you're a Q, I can never say his name.
I know it's a joke.
I can never get it.
I'm the worst.
But he had DM'd me the information that there is a massive tunnel system in New York
under Central Park.
So this whole drums in New York thing comes from that, that there is a real thing where there are tunnels under
New York City.
But it's not a military base, and there's not children being harvested for adrenochrome there.
Privateer, and it's a very cute name, says, not really a question, but could you answer,
that you could answer, but I wonder what their excuse is going to be when thousands of
thousands missing kids don't start coming home.
Are they going to pass around every solitary case of a missing kid being found from now on as though there's a steady flow?
The answer to that is that they're just going to just say cute and say it.
They're just going to defend themselves by Just pretending that this frenzy didn't happen.
And that's their main way of running QAnon, is to create some false narrative about a deadline or an event, get really excited about that deadline or event, wait for the deadline or event to pass without resolution, and then say, oh, Q didn't say that.
Oh, uh, we just misinterpreted some stuff.
Our decode was off.
So, it's just a perpetual cycle of excitement and shame, followed by more excitement and more shame.
They just never stop doing it for themselves.
That's what they do.
And Q didn't say it would be their defense.
I mean, they'll probably break out some kids here and there and claim that that had something to do with the Dumbs, but...
When actually pressed on it, they'll just fall back on that.
No offense.
It's always what they do.
Wallace Savage asks, question is, is mole a recommended sauce?
I have not re-read the Podesta emails, so I cannot comment.
How are they related to the Chuds, asks ChadProQuarantine.
Say they're neck and neck with the Chuds.
So, if Chuds actually has an abbreviation, which I'm going to look up right now, so you're about to hear some exciting mouse clicking and keyboard typing on my end.
Chud, Wikipedia, there it is, boom.
Science fiction horror film.
What is the chud meaning here?
Uh, cannibalistic humanoid underground... something?
I can't read the D word.
And they look like monsters.
Yeah, so that makes sense.
Oh, oh, you gotta be kidding me.
Dwellers.
There it is.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.
The Mole People are far less scary.
They're hurting and they need our help.
Unlike the Chuds, who would just probably kill us all and win.
If the coronavirus led to the Chuds reclaiming the surface world, that would not be a positive outcome for anybody.
That would be a time to panic and the Patriots would not be in control.
Nor would the Deep State.
The Chuds would be in control.
Derek asks, are the mole people like crab people?
I think the crab people are, from your little gif of the crab people, they seem more independent and self-sufficient.
I think I've answered that, not sure.
Derek asks, Are the mole people like crab people?
I think the crab people are, from your little
gif of the crab people, they seem more independent and
self-sufficient.
Again, unlike the non-verbal, deformed
mole children who are going to be
a massive burden on our society.
These are people.
The QAnon community had many people in it that were just sort of following Trump's advice.
They were just sort of like, eh, mom and pa need to die and keep the economy going.
Thumbs the brakes.
They had a run.
Whatever.
You're 70 years old.
You had your life.
Won't you die so that Dow Jones can go up a few hundred points?
Isn't that a worthy trade?
How are those people going to feel about having two million welfare cases that are going to be on the dole for their entire existences because their brains are destroyed by the cabal?
Are they going to be accepted and cared for?
I mean, we just killed Grandpa a couple weeks ago.
So I'm not seeing the mole children getting a lot of sympathy in a couple years.
Some people are like, yeah, you know, liberating those mole children was great, but man, they're a real burden on the economy.
So yeah, pro-life, the Republican Party.
Someone told me to do a Twitch stream.
I might.
I might do a Facebook Live.
I might do a Periscope.
I just need to find a proper way to either put up some sort of static image for you people to look at or to find the proper shielding for my face so that I do not get myself doxxed.
Because I don't want to be doxxed just yet.
It's coming at some ill-defined point in my life.
I'm sure someone will figure me out.
I've doxxed myself twice online, like a moron.
And that was not a good decision by me, but I got away with it.
Someone else stalked me by accident as a member of the anti-QAnon community, and they know who they are.
One day, retribution shall fall upon them, and it shall be terrible, and it shall be brutal.
But, uh, thumbs the brakes.
That's the way the world works.
Trumpavirus asks a question.
I have a hole burrowed near some eggplant ears.
So should I look for missing children?
And the answer is yes.
You should take out a backhoe and just start tearing your backyard up.
Because mole children will probably begin bursting through the soil any minute now.
And finally, Kent says, can you convince one of these people to let you interview them so we can see them justify all their theories?
And as I told him in my reply, you can tell my microphone isn't the best.
When I hear the playback, I'm like, oh god, I wish I was cleaner.
I wish this technology was a little bit better.
I mean, this is just your standard Blue Yeti on a stand.
And I'm doing my level best to talk into it without sounding like I'm underwater.
But I had my friend who played the boss in those vignettes that we did in the start of Patriot HQ.
And me and the boss, he's hardcore social distancing.
So I was like, hey boss, I'm asymptomatic and locked down, you're asymptomatic and locked down, why don't you come over here and we'll Crank out some kickin podcasts and his reaction was not leaving the house just You know just stay home and stay safe And I was like fair enough fair enough.
You are a responsible citizen, and I trust you and your judgment so Good on you, and then we were like hey Let's try a Google Hangout or Skype or something and oh my lord every time I put him on through the speakers to talk, he just sounded like an adult
in peanuts.
Wah-bah-wah-bah-bah-bah-bah. Wah-wah-wah.
And I was like, oh my god, just not good.
Opposite of good. Really bad.
So, if I can get my audio equipment up to snuff to the point where I can take a caller,
I would be more than happy to have somebody call in as a pro QAnon person and, you know,
I saw that Frederic Benin actually debated Ultimate Boon and it made me feel really bad because Frederic was Really letting someone under his weight class engage him because Ultimate Boon is a troll.
These QAnon centrists are the absolute worst.
They will not abide by the actual terrible nature of QAnon.
It's not good.
It's not cool.
I find it incredibly disingenuous.
So that is the Mole Children podcast as it were.
I gave you guys another half hour of chitter-chatter.
I posted my Women Who Rock thread, just to see if I could get people to post photos of women that are awesome.
And one person posted a photo of Vanessa Selbst, and that reminded me that I actually have a story about her, and it reminded me that I dealt the World Series of Poker one year, and I have a bunch of stories about that.
So that's going to be the next podcast, my year as a World Series of Poker dealer.
I'll put out the questions and tweets after this and after this goes up.
And I'll talk to you guys tomorrow night.
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