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March 29, 2020 - Adventures in HellwQrld
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QAnon Ignores Q

QAnon ignores Q and gets ready for The Storm while Q themselves whines about the ChiComs. Also I swear a lot early on and then laugh a lot at the end when I read all the stupid killboxes in QDrop 3986. Get bonus content on PatreonSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/hellwqrld. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello everyone, Poker and Politics here.
I wanted to talk about how totally meaningless Q is nowadays.
And what I mean by that is, listen to what QAnon is talking about.
Go through Incarnated ET, and Joe M., and Lisa May, and Educating Liberals, and all the other big QAnon promoters on Twitter.
And read up what they're talking about.
Even Joe M. Even Praying Medic, who's kind of like the laziest QAnon promoter in the world, really, that guy.
But they're all talking about the storm.
They're all talking about arrests.
They're all talking about a million troops being deployed to America from the National Guard Column.
They're all talking about Tom Hanks and Prince Charles and all these other people getting coronavirus.
They're talking about arrests any moment now.
And they're frothing at the mouth.
They're just so excited.
They're finally going to get it.
They're finally going to have justice.
The Fed just got destroyed by the stimulus package that Trump signed into office.
He outwitted the deep state yet again.
And coronavirus is Probably a hoax of some kind.
If it's real, it's not really that real.
It's just a common cold.
Just shake it off.
All of this is what QAnon is saying.
What they're talking about.
They're talking about mass arrests, about the Deep State being crushed, about 10 days of darkness between April 1st and April 11th, and then it's over.
We're done.
We're going to be living in a new world of peace and prosperity, and it's going to be awesome.
It's going to be great.
We're going to win.
We're finally going to win.
And that's the nonsense that they're all talking about.
Q, on the other hand, the only Q drop he really got into detail on the coronavirus, He said it was the shycomps and that it was a real thing that they really did.
And they did it to tank the economy and get Biden elected president.
And that this is a bioweapon attack by a foreign nation that hates Donald Trump with the intent of weakening him for this election.
And of course they will overcome this nefarious plot and they will eventually Secure re-election for Donald Trump, and they will make him the president again, and everything will work out.
The storm will eventually arrive at some ill-defined point in the next five years.
Keep on open and wishing, folks.
Any day now.
But that is the Q mentality about what is happening.
That this was just an attack by the shycoms.
Q has mitigated the damage as well as he could, working hand-in-hand with Trump, obviously.
And we will, as a nation and a world, overcome the coronavirus.
China will be severely punished for what they have done.
etc.
etc.
And then Q did manage to find the one guy on the internet that cut a quick video, mostly blaming the Democrats, but also throwing a little shade at the shycoms for coronavirus, and talked about solidarity with Trump.
But that was it.
That was the only two Q drops that Q has brought up the coronavirus at all.
And what is QAnon's reaction to that?
Totally fucking ignoring him.
Just, he didn't say shit.
It's like, oh yeah, Q said some stuff about the coronavirus.
Who fucking cares?
Fuck him.
It's party time.
The storm is here.
Yeah!
I mean, that's what happened.
They blew him off.
I have pointed out what Q has said to a bunch of different QAnon supporters on my timeline.
And they've all told me he's just lying.
They're all just like, nah, he's lying.
He's lying.
We don't care.
Fuck it.
Nope.
Q didn't really mean any of that stuff.
He didn't mean it.
He's trying to just trick the Deep State into thinking that we're not about to arrest all of them and send them to Guantanamo and hang them.
Because that's how this works.
When Q throws a wet blanket on them, when Q says the party's over and it's not time to have fun anymore, they tell Q to fuck off!
And before, it used to just be like a slice of them, like the JFK Jr.
Truthers or the Flat Earthers.
Who are only a small subsect of Q would be like, no man, disinformation is necessary, bro.
We're not doing it.
And I mean, Q even had to go out and make a second post saying, guys, JFK Jr.
is totally dead.
Please stop saying he's alive.
And that didn't stop the police chief from doing what he was doing and continuing to just be an absolute idiot about the whole JFK Jr.
lives thing.
For the most part, JFK Jr.
is a very small subsection of QAnon.
Or at least, it's a small subsection of the promoters, I should say.
Because I think in Carnated Eats, he did a poll if JFK Jr.
was alive or dead, and I think it was a really solid plurality.
Actually, it was a solid majority that didn't have a strong... that were either no strong opinion or alive.
And the strong opinion dead people were not the majority in any way, shape, or form.
So I think that the promoters of the conspiracy theory of QAnon are more anti-JFK Jr.
being alive than a lot of the rank-and-file jamokes who just want to believe everything.
Because that's the point of QAnon, is that any conspiracy theory you have, just lump it in.
Just lump it all in and enjoy it.
But the thing is, the promoters, the bigwigs, the people that craft the narrative and actually do the work of cultivating what QAnon actually is now.
A very absentee cult leader at this point.
I mean, he posts very sparingly, and except for that one post that Q made blaming the shycoms for coronavirus, all of his posts as of late have been incredibly low effort and incredibly lazy, and it just goes to show how little Q cares about actually being the standard bearer of the movement that he has created.
Or, I should say hijacked, as it were.
Hi, Jim.
But anyhow, the promoters of QAnon, the people that kind of really need Q's benediction and blessing to remain in good standing with the community, even they have just no care for the fact that Q has taken the line of reasoning that they have taken on the coronavirus.
Because when you are dealing in a fantasy world, as QAnon is, you can literally say anything you want about anything at all.
You can make up any story you want about current events.
I mean, if Donald Trump comes out and proposes a tax cut for some reason, you can come up with a hundred different reasons for why that tax cut is the tax cut that he proposed.
It could be to drain money from the Fed to prevent them from being able to continue to fund the deep state's adrenochrome harvesting plans.
You could claim that the tax cut was designed to help red pill people, that it was just Trump showing everyone that he's on their side, he's working for the common man, and that it will make the impending arrests of the bad guys that much easier to deal with.
Now that people know that Trump really is totally on their side.
I mean, you could do anything you want with any event that has happened in recent memory because you are lying.
You're just making it up.
You're just fooling around.
It's just funsy onesies.
That's what all these decodes are.
That's what all of this silliness is.
It's just making stuff up and riling each other up in your community.
And whoever has the craziest decode wins.
This whole April 10th mass arrest thing It came from a series of different little nonsense worlds where people miscounted.
When Trump announced his initial 30-day travel ban from Europe to America, he announced it was going to take effect on March 13th, but somehow, some way, All these people decided that the travel ban was actually going to end on April 10th.
And they worked it out that way because everything's a code, everything has to be figured out, everything has to be uncovered.
Trump's initials, if you do an alphanumeric cipher, D-T-J, D-J-T, sorry.
They translate to 4, 10, 20.
And everyone was like, oh, it's Trump's initials.
That's where it's going to go down.
The travel ban ends.
That's when the coronavirus is over.
And then we arrest all the bad guys and we win.
And then the Australian psychiatrist who got fired for being a QAnon supporter and a nut, he came up with a bunch of, he came up with a decode that got the Joe M Benediction.
Joe M descended from the clouds and said to the crazy psychologist from, psychiatrist from Australia, you, my son, have done good work.
Good catch, patriot.
But a crazy Australian dude said that 11.3 was actually 3.11 on the Think Mirror and that 21 days from there is this day and then it's April 1st actually and then April 1st will transition into the 10 days of darkness and the internet's gonna go out on April 1st and then we're gonna have all kinds of just crazy stuff going on and then from April 1st to April 10th it'll just be madness And then when the power comes back on on April 11th, we're going to find out that Tom Hanks, Oprah, Ellen, and Obama, Hillary, and Comey, and all the other ones are in jail or have been summarily executed for treason because they're all bad people and the world will have been saved.
And people have run with that.
And people are very happy with these ideas.
Because, again, they just want arrests.
They want their enemies punished.
They want to win.
The whole point of Q is winning.
And that's the thing, is that Q hasn't given them the win, so Q can drop dead.
Because they are just so desperate for anything.
And Q didn't give it to them, which is so strange.
And it shows you how Totally meaningless Q really is because all they want out of Q is confirmation bias.
All they want from Q is to have someone who they have placed in a position of authority, in a position of power, in a position of trust.
They want that person to tell them what they want to hear.
They want Q to tell them that coronavirus is a hoax created by the Democrats, that it is little more than the common cold, if even that.
That all of the shutdowns all these nations across the earth are doing are a patriot action designed to root out corruption worldwide.
I remember a few days ago, maybe a week ago, we were talking, they were talking about a coup in Germany where American forces were just going to depose Andrea Merkel from power and replace the cabal-led German government with a patriot approved government which Sounds totally plausible and would just absolutely totally happy with that The US military has staged a coup against the sovereign nation of Germany And it's a good thing Everyone should be happy about it.
It's just Wow.
I mean, the things these people think, it's breathtaking.
It's truly, truly sublime.
It's really amazing.
The way their heads spin, it's awe-inspiring sometimes even.
But that's the nature of this madness.
That Q is supposed to make them happy.
Q is supposed to get them fired up.
Q is supposed to do good things for them and tell them good things.
And he didn't.
Q gave them a very kind of miserable outlook about the coronavirus and what it is and what it's going to mean for QAnon and the world.
He was just sort of like, yeah, this isn't great, but you know what?
Them's the breaks.
We're just gonna have to roll the punches, buddies.
I mean, um, let's read the drop.
The China virus.
Worth remembering YouTube clip.
Wuhan Institute of Virology, geolocation, geolocation in the kill box because the guy that writes Q now has no idea what the kill box is.
In his latest Q, the latest Q drop, Q says this is not another four-year election with the number four in the kill box.
So now Q is apparently actually killing measurements of time itself.
Q can destroy reality is what we are learning, because the new writer doesn't know what the kill box is.
He just thinks that it's just using bold in a Word document.
He's like, how do I bold this to make people understand that it matters?
Oh, right.
I will both bold it and put the brackets around it to really sell how important it is.
First biosafety level 4 lab, 2015, city-province origin, hot zone geolocation, linked to a story about a Harvard University professor and two Chinese nationalists charged with stuff.
Unbeknownst to Harvard University in 2011, Lieber became a strategic scientist at Wuhan, which isn't the kill box, which kind of makes sense, but whatever.
University of Technology Woot in China and was a contractual participant in China's Thousand Talents Plan from or around 2012 to 2017.
Killbox around the word rapid spread.
We're now killing rapid spreads because that's how this works.
A link to the Epoch Times because they're an incredibly trustworthy source.
And POTUS rallies.
And economic gains and unemployment gains and bonus ABCD ellipsis.
That's all in the kill box.
Weaken prior to presidential election, or P underscore elect.
Because again, Q is all about writing things in dumb, fuzzy ways so that people can try to decode them.
Because if you just wrote presidential election, that would be one thing.
But P underscore elect.
E-L-E-C.
Oh man, start running through those Q drops.
Start decoding that stuff.
Come up with all kinds of hidden connections.
You'll find them.
Delay China-U.S.
trade negotiations.
China prefer Biden plus VP as P?
That is obviously a kind of veiled reference to the fact that they again live in their constant state of hate rage against Hillary Clinton and think that Biden's going to pick Hillary to be his vice president and then He will win the presidency and then immediately resign because, again, they just have this psychotic belief that the cabal works around this need to have Hillary be in power for no good reason whatsoever.
Because one cabal puppet's as good as another, unless it's Hillary.
And then she's just the best cabal puppet ever.
Even though for some reason the cabal made her fuckin' sit back and let Obama be president instead of her.
And then the cabal was too stupid and couldn't make her beat Donald Trump.
Because reasons.
Shelter Biden, public appearances.
Biden's now in the kill box.
Everyone's in the kill box.
Shelter Biden, debates, question mark.
Biden will crush Trump in the debates.
Push new, revise P, underscore 2020 vote by mail, bracket unsecure.
I just love this.
I love that the kill box is everywhere.
It's so dumb.
Seriously, the guy that wrote these drops before they had Jim write this shit, could they have given him a style guide?
Could they have been like, Jim, the kill box, it's for our enemies.
It's for the people we don't like.
You put Obama inside the kill box, or Comey.
Or Hillary, or the latest random person we drew a name out of a hat and told everyone to hate them, like Rachel Chandler or whoever.
Just, you take their names and you put them in the kill box.
That way people know who to hate.
But now Q is actually going to kill Unsecurity!
If it's not secure, Q is gonna bring the hammer down on it.
That is unacceptable.
In Q world, there is only security.
And unsecurity shall face swift and terrible justice and retribution.
The vengeance upon unsecurity shall be devastating.
A link to BicepsGuy from Judicial Watch?
Yeah, whatever.
Push D. D is in the kill box.
That makes sense.
Wishlist.
Unrelated is in the kill box.
I'm coughing, that's a bad sign.
I know this whole podcast just took a really dark turn there.
Anyways, unrelated is in the kill box.
Items, CV bill, coronavirus bill, kill box voting amends.
Then a tweet by Tom Scotton.
What are the mathematical possibilities this, uh, the killbox for the time bomb explodes at the exact point in time that allows for maximum damage?
Killbox around the word above.
We're totally gonna kill things that are above.
That which is at eye level or below shall not be imperiled by Q-team.
That which is above eye level, a terrible price shall be paid by them.
How are you going to kill Mueller's failure?
Are you going to make him succeed?
Is Trump going to be removed from office?
Again, is impeachment going to be made successful?
Why was it critically important impeachment be rushed in the House?
Pelosi dragged her feet on impeachment for a long time.
People wanted Trump impeached over Russia and she didn't do it.
There were innumerate articles written about how Pelosi was this gutless coward who was not fulfilling her constitutional prerogative as Speaker of the House to push for an impeachment trial in the Senate by passing articles of impeachment.
They were Plenty of people on the left who really were extremely angry at Pelosi about all of that.
And then, when the Ukraine thing broke, and Pelosi agreed to impeachment, she got the votes to impeach Trump, and then she did not turn over the articles of impeachment to the Senate for a period of time.
And they did this, like, haggling.
There was this, like, discussion between the two congressional bodies and then after a while she turned over the articles for the Senate to then see them and then begin the process of debating the trial of the impeachment of Donald Trump.
So the idea, the concept, that she or the Democrats rushed impeachment through the House is kind of absurd because if you would listen to a lot of people on Twitter And left, you would have thought that the Democrats should have impeached Trump the moment they took power in January of 2019 when the new congressional session was sworn in.
Mainstream media, now this is really interesting because the mainstream media is not bolded but it's inside a bracket, then they do This is such a weird layout.
It makes no sense.
The bracket begins on MSM.
Then there's another bracket around the D party that killboxes them.
Then the previous MSM bracket expands to HOLLYWOOD NARRATIVES FAILED.
But that's in bold letters where the MSM isn't, and then that also gets killboxed.
Then in all capital letters we have, in a killbox, THE COUP FAILED.
All caps.
It just, it just really, it is so stupid.
It's just really, it's really incredible how bad the person writing this stuff is.
And this is like really high effort.
This is, this is the only Q drop, really, since February, that Q even tried to lick on.
And I'm scrolling back through February, and even in February Q didn't try.
I mean, Q just really just kind of is just mailing it in.
He's really lazy and terrible.
And here, when like obviously Praying Medic and a bunch of other people were like, yo, Jim, you got to write an actual real Q drop.
You actually got to put your back into it and do some work.
And he was just like, I hate this.
And he's like, I'll just do the thing with the brackets and the bold.
Everyone loves the test thing.
Um, and then he, uh, then Q finishes up by doing a little, uh, Bernie was robbed because he got to, you gotta parrot the Trump line.
You gotta try to drive that wedge between the Bernie left and the Democratic Party because, uh, Again, you're just playing politics here.
The entire point of QAnon is to get Trump re-elected on one level.
The grift is the other point.
But yeah.
D-Party leaders nominate establishment.
Super Tuesday in the kill box.
Super T. I'm sure the fact that they will completely ignore what Super T means.
Because it obviously means Super Tuesday.
But somewhere online, Trump's going to do a typographical error with a letter T that's going to be a straight T. And everyone on QAnon is going to go, Oh my God!
There it is!
The Super T!
Prior to Lockdown, Killbox, Takeover, Sanders, capital letters LIM, underscore Biden, underscore FRONT, all caps.
Such gibberish.
God.
Occam's Razor simply states that any of a given set of examples, explanations for an event occurring, the simplest one is most likely the correct one.
QAnon has... a million people have pointed this out about this Q job that Occam's Razor destroys QAnon on every imaginable level because every QAnon take on every situation in the history of the world has been so far-flung and so unsimplistic that it is borderline impossible.
And when you get into Adrenochrome and other things that actually aren't real, it becomes impossible.
So yeah, that is your really exciting world that we live in.
Q's big Q drop about the shy comms.
Trying to throw this election to Biden.
Tossed into the trash by his devoted supporters.
Because that is not going to placate people.
They're going to be locked in their houses until May.
That's not what those people want to hear.
Those people want pain.
Those people want justice.
Those people want the storm.
And educating liberals, and Lisa May, Crowley, and Wyatt, who's losing his mind now and becoming more and more kind of disillusioned with Q. It'd be interesting to see where he actually ends up.
But Geddes, All the rest of them.
All the dyed-in-the-wool, total grifter scum that need to just keep riding this train.
They are not going to follow Q's lead on this one.
And again, hopefully in May when we're all alive and well and we've made it through this whole nightmare and we live in the new nightmare world that we have, the post-coronavirus lockdown world that we live in, They will repent.
They will bend the knee to Q and say that they were wrong and Q was right and that this was just the shycoms.
And then they'll get angry and they'll blame China and they'll blame Biden and the cycle will continue on.
And so on and so forth.
But until then, for me anyways, every day has felt so long.
Every day feels like an eternity.
So I imagine it must feel that way for everybody.
It just feels like the day is long.
You don't have anything to look forward to.
There's no sports to watch on TV.
There's no work to go to to just make some money and have some fun and hang out with people.
My job is cool.
I really enjoyed my job.
I can't wait to go back to my job.
I've never thought I would say that.
Wish I could just push a $700 pod to somebody.
That'd be a lot of fun.
It'd be exciting.
It'd be nice to see somebody win something and feel good.
But that world, it feels like forever ago and it wasn't that long ago.
I think about the fact that probably things won't get back to normal, at least on any serious level, until May.
And it's like, oh my god, I have another month of just this being in stasis, just watching time expand out into the horizon.
It's brutal.
Just that existential dread, I guess, of just being where you are and not moving forward in any way, shape, or form.
It's just there.
But for me, I'll just be trolling people on Twitter and doing other stuff and just having fun.
But when you have an actual crazy, lunatic movement of nutjobs that you need to keep appeased, keep happy, and keep satiated, They're the ones paying the bills for you, and they're gonna be feeling the pinch economically, which means your Patreon subscriptions are gonna go down.
You can't tell those people, just stay in your house for a month and we'll get back to fighting the good fight, buddy.
You gotta tell them that Tom Hanks is on his way to Gitmo to be executed for treason.
You gotta tell them that we're, like, In early April, Hillary and Obama are going down.
You've got to sell the room something or else they're going to start getting pretty ornery.
Because when they're just sitting around all day on Twitter and Facebook just waiting for the arrests and you ain't giving it to them, they're going to go to somebody else who will sell them that lie.
Because that's what this is all about.
People want to hear what they want to hear.
They'll go get it from somebody.
So yeah, that is Hellworld.
That is QAnon.
This is us.
And this concludes my attempt at giving you guys some quarantine content.
Enjoy the uselessness of Q and the futility of life and all that other kind of magic.
Stay healthy, stay safe, practice some social distancing, stand on the right side of the tape at your local supermarket.
That was kind of a dystopian hell moment when I was at the supermarket getting some stuff so that my mom could have her cooking supplies.
But yeah, just stand on the right side of the tape, social distance, wash your hands, buh buh buh, you know the drill, flatten the curve, all the other buzzwords and catchphrases that the good people say.
Not the bad catchphrases.
Don't say those.
Those are evil.
Catch y'all later.
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