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| Poker and Politics here. | |
| Wanted to do a quick little podcast because I love when I see these threads by these different QAnon supporters. | |
| And today I saw one by BeerAtTheParade, the guy who got all kinds of offended about the 8-kun queue and not sure if things were going to be on the up-and-up. | |
| He, like everybody else, kind of got back on board when they realized that without Q, or doubting the validity of Q, is a great way to end the fun. | |
| Can't be part of the party if you tell everyone that the Emperor is wearing no clothes. | |
| Or, in this case, had a watch that had a black face with black hands and now has a face with blue hands and a blue face. | |
| So, anyhow, Mr. Beer at the Parade decides today that it's time to give everyone a buck up. | |
| It's time to let everybody know that we're gonna win and the winning's gonna be great. | |
| You just gotta wait a little bit longer for the winning to happen because that's what QAnon is all about. | |
| Waiting. | |
| Just keep waiting, you dumb rubes. | |
| That's all these people are ever saying to the people that follow them is that | |
| you're a sheep, you're a sucker, keep believing, keep waiting, keep hoping. | |
| That's the big thing, hope. | |
| I'm going to do a quick little detour before I go into the thread, but I hear this from people all the time. | |
| QAnon gives people hope, so why should I ruin that for them? | |
| Why should I crush their hope? | |
| Because when you hope for things that aren't going to happen, you end up disappointed. | |
| When you hope for things that are bad, you alienate yourself from other people. | |
| You make yourself isolated and alone. | |
| And then you turn to the cult to receive validation, to find a community. | |
| And it's a great way to ruin your life. | |
| This is a life-ruining thing that is happening here. | |
| And it's very obvious that's what's happening. | |
| And people need hope. | |
| I was listening to the QAnon Anonymous podcast today and they were talking about the guy who Dapper Gander revealed as Getting a divorce and being scared that the judge was going to have a problem with him because he was a QAnon supporter. | |
| And this guy literally ruined his life, ruined his relationship with his wife, probably ruined the relationship with his child or children, ruined everything because he wanted to believe in Q that badly, that desperately. | |
| And that's how bad this is, that people need this weird validation in their life That when Donald Trump stopped chanting or ordering the crowds to chant, lock her up, lock her up, that they needed that. | |
| That the idea of Hillary going to jail, of Hillary being humiliated, of Hillary being shamed, it was so important to them. | |
| They needed it so badly that when Q showed up a year later and said, oh, we're still going to put Hillary in jail, that's all they wanted to hear. | |
| That's all they ever Hillary and Obama are going to go to jail. | |
| They need it. | |
| They need it so bad that they're willing to destroy their lives for it. | |
| It's very painful. | |
| It's terrible. | |
| It's sad that we've poisoned people so badly in our politics in this day and age that this is what they want and this is what they're hoping for. | |
| Having said all that, let's get to the thread! | |
| Beer at the parade! | |
| Giving people the joy, giving people the sunshine, giving people reassurance and confidence that they're gonna win. | |
| Okay, perspective time, boys and girls! | |
| Pull out your nappy mats and settle in because Uncle Beer Dude is gonna tell you a story! | |
| Is everybody ready? | |
| Okay, let's go! | |
| I love the Troy McClure start to this whole thing. | |
| Uncle Beer Dude. | |
| Making himself approachable. | |
| Amicable. | |
| Your friend. | |
| Your compadre. | |
| Your bro. | |
| Just here to spit some wisdom. | |
| Here to share some knowledge with you. | |
| Gonna help all you cats and kittens feel better about this crazy world we're living in. | |
| Two. | |
| Once upon a time, there was a massive network of nefarious evil people called the Deep State. | |
| He, for some reason, uses threes and ampersands or whatever. | |
| Whatever the squiggly A for email you call. | |
| They lived all over the world. | |
| They were known as the Cabal and the Illuminati. | |
| Were they known as the New World Order also? | |
| I've heard that term before also. | |
| No one knew who they really were, but they had stolen 95% of all the combined wealth. | |
| If we're living off 5% of the world's wealth, what would happen if this 95% was somehow pulled into the economy? | |
| Well, we'd go through massive inflation, money would be worthless, and we would destroy the entire global system of business overnight. | |
| Imagine that we have Five trillion dollars total in the economy and the truth was that it was supposed to be 50 trillion or 500 trillion and suddenly we punched that vault of money open and it came pouring out. | |
| Who gets that money? | |
| How do we distribute it? | |
| How does it make it fair? | |
| It's so nonsensical. | |
| There'd be no way to handle it. | |
| You'd have to literally just throw that money into a fireplace and pretend it didn't even exist, or else you would just be destroying everything. | |
| The world would collapse. | |
| And the other thing about this is, is if they got 95% of the world's wealth locked up, what do they care? | |
| They've already won. | |
| Game's over. | |
| You really think they're fighting for that last 5%? | |
| They just give that to us to keep us happy and complacent. | |
| I mean, by this logic... | |
| If you and I, Mr. Beer, and me, Mr. Politics, were hanging out and we were getting angry, we were being upset about the New World Order, how unfair everything was, wouldn't they be like, oh no! | |
| The masses are getting on to us! | |
| We control all the wealth in the world! | |
| And now they've found out about our clever plan! | |
| Wouldn't they just like, I don't know, Open the vault a little. | |
| give us like another 1% of the world's wealth and we all get like pay raises mysteriously from our | |
| jobs and the economy is doing a little bit better because this influx of money just came in and | |
| Suddenly, Mr. Beer and all the QAnon people are screaming about the global satanic peddivore ring. | |
| Most of the QAnon supporters are like, yeah, I'd be listening to you, but I just made 20% more money than I did last year, so I'm living the good life right now. | |
| Go Deep State. | |
| They just helped me pay for my daughter's college, or they just got me out of debt for my emergency appendectomy. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I mean, wouldn't the 95% wealth holding cabal be able to just, I don't know, turn that spigot a little? | |
| Make us all complacent and happy again? | |
| And then they'll take that money back in a little while. | |
| Because again, you own 95% of the world's wealth. | |
| You don't need that. | |
| You could survive off 1% of it. | |
| So they have 94% worth of wealth to play with. | |
| This really is so ridiculous. | |
| So unbelievably ridiculous. | |
| Not even Q has made this kind of comment. | |
| This is a dumb Rothschild elder protocols of Zion nonsense conspiracy theory that's been around for forever, but whatever. | |
| So let's move on. | |
| 3. | |
| They had cash, jewelry, artwork, gold, silver, land, banks, and even controlled entire countries. | |
| You name it, they had it. | |
| They financed both sides of wars and then loaned the losers enough money to rebuild their countries at unfair loan arrangements. | |
| Why are they doing this? | |
| Why are they funding both sides of wars? | |
| Why are they funding wars? | |
| They've already won. | |
| They already have all the money. | |
| What's the point? | |
| This is like a football team being up 80-0 in the fourth quarter, and they're still playing their starters, and they're still trying to score touchdowns, and they're just being stupidly merciless and pointlessly cruel. | |
| Why are they loaning money to rebuild the broken losers of the war at unfair prices? | |
| They're like, yeah, we own 95% of the world's wealth, but after we rebuild Nazi Germany, we're going to own 96%. | |
| Boom. | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| I mean, this is again, it's so dumb. | |
| When you rule the world, There's no need for any of this. | |
| There's no need for war. | |
| There's no need for unfair loan practices. | |
| There's no need for anything. | |
| If I controlled 95% of the wealth in America, I mean, I would be able to make anyone do what I wanted, but why would I be cruel? | |
| Why would I be mean? | |
| I just, I wouldn't immediately give back. | |
| Like, I don't know, again, 8% of it. | |
| Whatever. | |
| I'll live off 7% of America's wealth. | |
| That's still an obscene amount of money that I can't even wrap my head around. | |
| But whatever. | |
| I'm just going to live off my small meager nearly 10% of the American economy and be quite happy. | |
| No problem. | |
| There you go everybody. | |
| You can have more money now because I'm benevolent and nice. | |
| Unlike the Illuminati who are morons and wage wars. | |
| Wars that could destabilize things. | |
| What if the other side won these wars? | |
| What if the Nazis won World War II? | |
| How did it benefit? | |
| I mean, this is the thing, is that how does this actually benefit anybody? | |
| America was the big winner in World War II. | |
| We crushed everyone, we dominated, and we were the power in the West that wasn't bombed in the ruin by the Germans. | |
| So all the manufacturing, all the infrastructure, all of that stuff was in America. | |
| And so the Deep State Cabal New World Order was like, we'll make America win World War II and that'll help us because reasons. | |
| What if that didn't work out that way? | |
| I mean, what if we never entered the war? | |
| What if Japan never attacked Pearl Harbor? | |
| Then the Deep State made them attack Pearl Harbor. | |
| What if they just didn't? | |
| What if Japan said, you know what? | |
| We're going to leave America out of this. | |
| I mean, there's so many different things that could have happened that could have changed the course of world history. | |
| But in these people's minds, it was all inexorable. | |
| It was all etched in stone. | |
| It was all inescapable. | |
| And it's nonsense. | |
| It's absolutely ridiculous. | |
| Wars don't need to be fought when you already have won. | |
| The whole point of a war is to take more than what you have. | |
| When you already have everything, you don't go around killing people for more. | |
| Four. | |
| 99% of the people on Earth don't pay attention to these evil people because they were distracted by our jobs, raising families, and the television. | |
| Then, just as we were starting to wake up, they gave us smartphones and tablets to connect to the internet. | |
| Distraction! | |
| The Illuminati New World Order has been around for centuries. | |
| I mean, again, this dumb conspiracy theory says that they were backing Napoleon and Napoleon's enemies. | |
| They were backing the Confederacy and the Union in the Civil War. | |
| Even though, again, if you actually look at the history of these things, it's pretty obvious why these wars were fought, and who fought them, and what the goals of both sides were, and they were diametrically opposed to each other. | |
| But these people need to have this shadowy cabal of evildoers that are the power behind the throne, and all that horse hockey. | |
| And it's just so ridiculous. | |
| The idea that we were waking up before the smartphones came out, I mean, uh, have you ever, I mean, it's just, that's also very silly. | |
| And again, the smartphones and all this technology gives us more information. | |
| The reason why you are able to broadcast this kind of nonsense and receive hundreds if not thousands of likes and retweets and comments is because you are on Twitter, which has connected so many more. | |
| Totally insane people together to form a community of people that are going to spend the rest of their lives looking for musicians covering an eye or Barack Obama tweets using the word untethered because that is a sign Five! | |
| Fortunately, some good people worked with the evil people and decided to hatch a plan to take back the Earth. | |
| They planned, plotted, and schemed in secrecy. | |
| When the time was right, they asked Donald J. Trump if he'd like to be the biggest hero in the world. | |
| And Donald J. Trump, having the maturity of a five-year-old, said, Boy, howdy, G. Willikers! | |
| I would love to be the biggest hero in the world! | |
| And so, he jumps in. | |
| Now, this is a really important one right here. | |
| 6. | |
| They sat him down and showed him the whole plan. | |
| All of it! | |
| Exclamation point. It was a mess. It was massive and took several days to explain what needed to happen to | |
| permanently defeat the enemy The deep state had a thousand years to build their empire | |
| and perfect their craft. | |
| But Mr. Trump and Q-team, moving on to another tweet, only had eight years to start and win the greatest war ever | |
| waged. | |
| This would be a war fought without violence. It was a war of brains, | |
| working with the highest levels of worldwide collective military intelligence and a massive | |
| cadre of digital warriors called, quote unquote, QAnon. | |
| They put the plan into motion. | |
| For the first few years, it didn't look like the good guys were winning at all. | |
| Many of the publicly recognized bad people were still ruling, walking free, eating, drinking, and having hot, sweaty sex at will. | |
| That's a very odd thing that this guy brings up. | |
| The idea that, like, you know what's happening? | |
| Yeah, isn't that terrible, thinking about that? | |
| Yeah, isn't it awful, that old lady? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Okay. | |
| Okay, beer. | |
| I shudder to think about the comments about Michelle and Barack Obama, given the hatred of Michelle Obama and the belief that she is transgendered. | |
| I'm sure they'd be talking about not husband and wife sex with those two, as it were, because they are horrible, depraved scum. | |
| But this is one of the things that I love. | |
| He says it in this tweet. | |
| They sat him down and showed him the whole plan. | |
| It was massive and it took several days. | |
| Show us that. | |
| Reveal that. | |
| When did Donald Trump go off the grid? | |
| When did Donald Trump meet with military leaders? | |
| When did Donald Trump meet with Michael Flynn? | |
| Because Michael Flynn is part of Q-Team, according to everybody. | |
| Although, they'll of course deny that when pushed on it. | |
| Q never said that! | |
| Q never said Michael Flynn was part of Q-Team. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. | |
| But, this is the ultimate Q-Proof. | |
| Beyond the 60,000 sealed indictments, beyond actually anything ever happening, you have to show us that Trump was in contact with military leaders before He ran for president. | |
| You have to show us that there was these meetings, that there was these events, that there was this moment where the military went hat in hand to Trump and begged him, pleaded with him, save America, save us from these terrible monsters. | |
| And Donald Trump, with a skeptical eye, watched the videos, read the reports with his genius intellect, and finally, | |
| begrudgingly said, I will bear this burden. | |
| I shall save America and the world because it is my calling, because I am Donald Trump, a selfless man, a brave hero, a patriot of the highest order. | |
| So, Just show us that. | |
| Just find the dates. | |
| It's gotta be sometime in 2015, probably. | |
| Go look through Donald Trump's tweets. | |
| Go look through his day planner. | |
| Go find where he was during various times. | |
| Find that week or so when he dropped off the grid. | |
| And then map it out. | |
| And then find Flynn and some other military leaders that were in the vicinity. | |
| Let's hash this out. | |
| Let's come up with the mother of all Q-proofs. | |
| Because that's the most insidious thing about Q is that Q didn't pick Trump. | |
| Q lied and said they picked Trump after the fact. | |
| Because he was already president when all this stuff started happening. | |
| I'd have a lot more respect for Q if they had shown up when Trump was running and said, | |
| hey, this Trump guy, y'all got to back him because it's very important. | |
| He's the front of an important mission to save the world. | |
| Nope. | |
| They only did this after he was president already. | |
| It was very easy to back the president. | |
| The Anons were confused. | |
| ARREST THEM they would type out in all caps. | |
| LOCK HER UP would be the rallying cry each time Mr. Trump filled the stadium. | |
| He did no such thing. | |
| Instead he set traps. | |
| He set traps. | |
| Oh the traps he's setting. | |
| And he waited. | |
| And waited. | |
| He publicly and verbally baited all the rats. | |
| Which again, why would he do this? | |
| We're gonna have The revelation of this evidence against these monsters. | |
| How many people in America are going to take Donald Trump at his word? | |
| How many people are going to think that Donald Trump was an honest broker in this deal? | |
| How many people are going to say to themselves, Donald Trump, totally trustworthy. | |
| The fact that he's throwing all of his political enemies in jail and executing them for treason is totally above board, legal, moral, ethical, and is not the shameless power grab of a wannabe dictator. | |
| Why would he be baiting and insulting these people when he could instead just let it all play out? | |
| Just be above the frame. | |
| Don't get involved. | |
| Statesman. | |
| Be the better man. | |
| Because he holds all the cards. | |
| This is, again, this is the reverse of the whole Illuminati thing. | |
| Where the Illuminati is waging wars and giving out unfair loans and punishing everyone and ruining everyone when they already have everything and they've already won, so why are they doing this? | |
| Also, Donald Trump has everything. | |
| Patriots have it all. | |
| Patriots are in control. | |
| We've got it. | |
| We own these guys. | |
| We're taking them down. | |
| They lose. | |
| We win. | |
| If you're going to win, you don't need to talk. | |
| If you're the fighter and you've already had a great training camp, you've been studying tape, you see a massive hole in the opponent's fight, you know that they drop their hands when they're getting ready to take a shot, you know that their jab, you can come over the top of that jab and just crack them. | |
| When you've got the other guy already beat, you're gonna walk into that cage and you're gonna win. | |
| That belt's already around your waist and you know it. | |
| You don't need to talk big. | |
| You just go out and do it. | |
| You just go out and win that belt. | |
| You just go out and crush that guy. | |
| Or gal, as it were. | |
| But Trump's baiting and taunting and waiting. | |
| Why? | |
| Why is this all taking so long? | |
| There's never been any explanation as to why. | |
| Except for the fact that there's too many normies and there'll be a civil war. | |
| How many normies are actually going to fight for people that have been exposed as traitors that kill people and kill children? | |
| How many people are really going to be on that side? | |
| And I would love to find those people. | |
| I'd love to find the people that are willing to just go to the mat for Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama to the point where videotapes of them murdering children would not be enough to sway them. | |
| Okay, moving on. | |
| Number 10. | |
| Then, in the year 2020, they sprang into action! | |
| It was fast and furious! | |
| That spring, Mr. John Durnham began unleashing a torrent of indictments. | |
| Mr. Huber released his findings on the evil Clinton Foundation. | |
| Mr. Obama was out at his canyon! | |
| You could never stop these people from saying these dumb things. | |
| Never! | |
| Obama is Kenyan. | |
| So dumb! | |
| So powerfully dumb! | |
| I want to make this really clear. | |
| Even if, even if it was true that Barack Obama was born in Kenya, he would still be an American citizen because his mother was an American citizen who gave birth to him. | |
| I know there's a huge argument about natural born citizenship, blah blah blah. | |
| Ted Cruz was born in Canada. | |
| Same thing as Obama. | |
| His father was a Cuban defector. | |
| His mother was American. | |
| He was born in Canada. | |
| He ran for president and no one complained. | |
| So even if Obama's mother, for reasons that could never truly be explained, knocked up belly full of baby, decide to hop on a plane, fly from | |
| Hawaii to the continental US, to Europe, to Africa, to Kenya, to give birth and then | |
| fly all the way back with the baby. Even if all of this was true, the Ted Cruz | |
| precedent makes it clear that he would still be an American citizen and still | |
| entitled to run for president. John McKean was born in the Persian Gulf, not | |
| the Persian Gulf, he was reporting the Panama Canal Zone. | |
| He was not born in American soil. | |
| He ran for president. | |
| No problems. | |
| Even if their dumb theory was true, it's still not a way to disqualify Obama as president. | |
| It still doesn't work. | |
| He still has citizenship. | |
| It's so dumb. | |
| It's so powerfully dumb. | |
| And the best part about it is that Q cannot stop these people from saying these dumb things. | |
| Again, all Q said in a Q&A was that Earth is round and that JFK Jr. | |
| was dead. | |
| And this caused a massive schism in QAnon. | |
| These unbelievably mild, dumb things. | |
| I remember Q said the moon landing was real and that made somebody very mad. | |
| I had a moon landing denialist who was a QAnon supporter in my timeline. | |
| And I pointed out to him that Q said the moon landing was real. | |
| And he immediately hit me with, Disinformation is necessary! | |
| And it was just like, oh my god. | |
| It's just so hilarious. | |
| It's just so ridiculous. | |
| These people are so desperate. | |
| So pathetically desperate. | |
| The Q could never stop them from saying these things. | |
| Because he's already set it up that he's lying. | |
| He's admitted he's lying. | |
| So all you have to do is, whenever he denies it, you just say, Oh, good. | |
| Good as information, Q. No problem, bro. | |
| Got your back. | |
| Because again, they don't want truth from Q. They want confirmation. | |
| And if Q doesn't confirm what they think and what they believe, they will ignore him. | |
| Q has no control over these people except to be an echo chamber and to make them angrier and more hateful and more violent. | |
| That's it. | |
| All he can do is radicalize. | |
| He cannot educate. | |
| He cannot inform. | |
| Okay. | |
| Trials and tribunals were taking place everywhere! | |
| I thought they were just taking place in Gitmo. | |
| I guess America is just going to become Tribunal Land. | |
| That's wonderful. | |
| The Anons jaws were hanging open because they finally understood the massive size and scope of the thousands of operations that were happening simultaneously. | |
| Their families and friends saw it too. | |
| And begin asking questions. | |
| The dream. | |
| The dream of QAnon. | |
| That your family and friends turn to you and say, What's happening? | |
| What's happening, Anon7305? | |
| What's happening, Peppy6344? | |
| What's happening, Pepe6344? | |
| What's happening, Grubber1488? | |
| Explain it to us. Explain it to us, O-Y-E-T. | |
| They want to be hailed as heroes so desperately. | |
| It's insane how much they need it. | |
| They want to be right. | |
| these things online. Oh digital soldier, please inform and enlighten us as to what | |
| has happened to our world. God, they want that validation so badly. They want to be | |
| hailed as heroes so desperately. It's insane how much they need it. They | |
| want to be right. They want to be right so badly that they're willing to waste | |
| years of their lives for this validation. | |
| Anything to be proven right. | |
| People who previously mistrusted President Trump began to change their minds and they loved him. | |
| Yeah, if Trump was able to expose all of his enemies as being satanic pedophiles, I would probably be, yeah, Trump got rid of the terrible evil people. | |
| Good on him. | |
| Way to go, Trump. | |
| You did it! | |
| And again, because this is an obvious good thing, why hasn't he already done it? | |
| Why is it taking so long? | |
| And don't tell me you gotta wait, because you never said we were waiting. | |
| We have it all, Patriots in Control. | |
| Ad Nauseam. | |
| All of the evil people were eradicated from the face of the earth, and peace, prosperity, and love ruled from that time on. | |
| Donald Trump saved the world, kids. | |
| Donald Trump saved the world. | |
| Again, I would think the Q team saved the world and Donald Trump was just a public face that would get the credit for it. | |
| And why would the evil not return? | |
| What's going to stop that from happening? | |
| I'm very cynical about these kinds of things and I would be very worried Whenever someone tells you it's over, that's when it's just beginning. | |
| But, again, all of this is a fantasy. | |
| It's all great fiction. | |
| The idea that you could purge the world of evil in one devastating blow. | |
| It's not how it works. | |
| It's not how any of this works. | |
| It's not how humans work. | |
| It's not our nature. | |
| It's not anything that is true. | |
| Evil exists always. | |
| Evil will always exist. | |
| It is just the way the world works. | |
| When someone wants something and they can't get it by ethical means, if they are willing to push that line, they will take it by unethical means. | |
| And at some point, society as a whole will say, that's unacceptable. | |
| We will not allow you to do that anymore. | |
| They will pass laws and so on and so forth. | |
| When's Kim Jong Un going to give up those I feel like he wants to do that anytime soon. | |
| It's kind of a prerequisite for world peace. | |
| And then he concludes with, the story has a happy ending too, Anon's stopped quote-unquote concern-fagging, and Epstein didn't kill himself. | |
| The end. | |
| It's just so crazy how desperate they are. | |
| And it's just so funny how this kind of thing needs to happen all the time. | |
| And they need to reassure themselves that they're going to win, that it's going to happen, that this wasn't a giant waste of time, that this wasn't a giant waste of money, that they weren't on the wrong side of things, that they are truly right, that they are the good guys, that they are going to prevail. | |
| And they're not. | |
| Because there's no there there. | |
| There's nothing there. | |
| Horowitz came out and said, no, look, there's no evidence that there was any bias in the investigation. | |
| My timeline is full of people screaming and yelling about how the hearing said exactly what they wanted it to say and how Durham's going to bring everybody down and we're going to have justice and vindication. | |
| And that's just the way this always works. | |
| These people are going to just be just never, never giving up, never stop believing. | |
| They're gonna fight this thing all the way until Trump is out of office. | |
| And then when Trump leaves, they will turn to God. | |
| He's just a stand-in for the big guy in the sky. | |
| When Trump loses, God wins. | |
| Because God always wins. | |
| And this hope... | |
| This twisted, terrible hope that these people have in their hearts will be a poison that we're going to have to live with for the next decade or so, at least. | |
| At the absolute least. | |
| Because, much like Pandora's Box, QAnon has unleashed an incredible evil upon this world. | |
| And don't ever forget what the last thing out of Pandora's Box was. | |
| And that was hope. | |
| And people thought, oh, that was the redemption of the gods trying to make things better. | |
| But you're wrong. | |
| Hope was the biggest evil of them all. | |
| And QAnon's proof of it. | |
| And that's your incredibly cynical outlook on life from your good friend, Uncle Poker and Politics! | |
| So pull up a chair and I'll tell you a tale! | |
| Well, you already pulled up a chair and you already heard the tale, so I'm out of here. |