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March 4, 1997 - Art Bell

03:30:18

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art bell ▲ ● ▼		From the high desert and the great American Southwest, I bid you all good evening or good morning, as the case might be, across all these many time zones from the Hawaiian and the Haitian Island chains, all the way east to the Caribbean and the U.S. Virgin Islands, south into South America, north all the way to the pole, wherever the pole is these days and worldwide on the internet.
		This is Coast Coast AM.
		Good morning, everybody.
		I'm Ardell.
		So I had an extremely frustrating day today.
		I'm sure you're familiar with those kinds of days.
		And I haven't yet decided whether I'm going to tell you about it, but I probably will.
		I'm still sort of mulling it over how I want to react to this.
		So I'm going to just sort of think about it, probably tell you about it next hour.
		The Ohio River is on the rampage.
		Evacuations ordered along the raging Ohio Tuesday.
		National Guard involved, called in to fill sandbags.
		And the rising water from storms that have now left 50 people, 50 dead.
		The president was on talking about the weird weather himself, beginning to sound like he didn't quite understand why we're having so many weird weather disasters.
		All of a sudden, he took an aerial tour over areas of Arkansas, flattened.
		It looked like Armageddon by 14 tornadoes over the weekend.
		And he seemed, even the president seemed somewhat puzzled by the number of weather tragedies that are beginning to occur.
		And what I am personally afraid of and anticipate is that this is only the beginning.
		I'm not sure when it will dawn on anybody in Officialdom that the weather, for whatever the reason you want to imagine, environmental or behavioral or creator-related or the Russians with little machines or, you know, whatever you want to believe about the weather changes, the fact of the matter is I think it's going to dawn on officialdom soon that, in fact, the changes are occurring.
		So you may want to comment on that.
		At least I clearly see them, anticipated them, felt them, and am not surprised by them.
		But a lot of people are, and the President seemed kind of surprised by the number of disasters we've had lately.
		Predictably, by vote, the Republican-controlled but insufficiently obviously controlled Senate rejected a proposed balanced budget amendment to the U.S. Constitution so that, and that's one reason I haven't done a lot on that, because I knew exactly where that vote was going, so that is no surprise.
		Pre-teenage marijuana use in the United States has doubled.
		Doubled.
		From about, let me see, 230,000 children in 95 to get this, 460,000 in 1996.
		I'm still recalling the prisoner the other day who wrote me this really interesting letter which suggested that he was a prisoner in the war on crime and therefore should be accorded, was a POW and should be accorded all of the privileges that would normally be accorded a prisoner of war versus a regular prisoner.
		So he's a prisoner of the war on crime.
		Violent extremist groups have grown in number and violence since Oklahoma City two years ago.
		There is an organization that monitors hate crime activity in the U.S. The Klan Watch Project of the Southern Poverty Law Center said at least 858 so-called patriot groups were active in 50 U.S. states last year, including 380 armed militias.
		The figures represent a 6% rise in the number of groups identified in 1994 and 95.
		So the level of frustration out there is obviously growing.
		I want to remind the audience this Friday night, excuse me, Thursday night, Friday morning, we'll have Ed Dames here along with Kathy Kramer.
		Then Friday night, Saturday morning, I am pleased to announce Alan Hale, co-discoverer of Hale Bop, the comet.
		Have you seen the comet yet?
unidentified		Woo!
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is bright.
		It is impressive.
		And to the naked eye, it is becoming quite a sight.
		It's really worth losing a little bit of sleep over.
		About an hour before sun comes up in the morning?
		Hour and a half, maybe.
		Go out and take a look.
		Look east and then just a bit north at about 30 or 40 degrees in the sky and there she'll be.
		Looking like a big, bright, fuzzy star, only it's not.
		It's a comet, a big one.
		And it is going to continue to brighten.
		And I spoke with Alan Hale earlier today, and he said that he's got pretty good hopes for the way it's going right now, because it looks like it is going to continue to brighten.
		This will be the comet of a lifetime.
		And then various Communications like this one from Joe.
		Art, I may be alone in advocating the cloning of our species.
		He says, I believe it must be done immediately to take it out of the regulatory sphere of the federal government.
		It must be done by entrepreneurs.
		If the federal government is ever allowed to control this technology, it will be two steps forward for socialism.
		With the decision to clone or not to clone in the right privacy envelope, the sexual revolution will necessarily be reasoned anew.
		Thoughtful, responsible people will make the right decision.
		Well, that's an interesting point of view.
		As you know, the president the other day put at least a temporary total ban on any U.S. government money being used to clone any humans and asked private industry not to do it.
		Well, too late.
		It's going to be done.
		It's probably already been done.
		There is going to be soon a new Hawaiian island, and it's apparently going to be called L-O-I-H-I.
		Lohai?
		Lohai, is that correct?
		Does anybody out there know how to pronounce that?
		And scientists have been investigating this new island being formed by volcanic activity.
		You know, one day it's going to be a new island.
		Up she'll come.
		Anyway, they have found four-legged fish, and they have, I guess they have photographs, video.
		And the School of Ocean and Science and Technology is going to present a program on the Hawaii Undersea Geological Observatory Project during a free reef talk presentation on Thursday.
		And there they will talk about the new island and the four-legged fish.
		Dear Ard Bell, the guy with the bottomless hole has got nothing on us.
		We have a hole that is every bit as bottomless.
		However, we keep finding around the outside of ours things like refrigerators, TV tubes, and miles and miles of fishing line.
		That's Don in Wilmington, North Carolina.
		So tonight, we're going to pretty much do open lines.
		There was a big newspaper article about me in the Las Vegas Sun this afternoon.
		I wonder if any of you in Las Vegas happen to see that.
		And then this art, last Friday, our local newspaper had a story about a lady who saw a van-sized, a van-sized triangular glowing thing hovering in the sky.
		She supposedly got one minute and 15 seconds of video of it.
		I'll send you the newspaper article.
		It's on the front page of the Eugene Springfield Registered Guard.
		Really?
		I would also like to get my hands, as you can imagine, my hot little paws on that video.
		So if anybody out there can arrange that, you know me.
		I'll get it right up there.
		A lot of people get on my case because, as you well know, I specialize in the weird, the bizarre, the unexplainable, sometimes the tragic, strange stories, right?
		But I hereby accuse the media, the mainstream media, of not doing their homework or at least appearing, in my opinion, every bit as inconsistent as some of the things you will hear on this show, designed for the strange.
		One of the big stories this morning, and I'm sure you've heard it on the networks, is breast exams may not save lives.
		Say what?
		All these years, all these years, we have been subjected to commercials on television, some of them really heart-tugging commercials or PSAs, showing the women in our lives,
		our wives, our sisters, our mothers, our grandmothers, women and the important place they play in our lives and how one out of so-and-so will get breast cancer and how they should be checking their own breasts, right?
		Now this, breast self-exams do not appear to prevent cancer deaths, detect any more cancers, or even lead to earlier diagnosis, according to early results of a large-scale study involving nearly 300,000
		Chinese women that'll go for another five years, but basically it is suggesting that breast self-examination does no good whatsoever.
		Now, I could go through an endless litany of things that science or the news media, mainstream, has told us one day are good for us, and the next day may be killing us.
		Have any of you noticed that trend?
		I mean, one day it's, or even for years, we think one thing, and then all of a sudden, it's the exact opposite.
		Butter's good for you.
		Butter's bad for you.
		Milk is good for everybody.
	Milk is not good for you at all.
unidentified		Sugar, God, it's killing you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And on and on and on.
		You know, the litany could go on forever.
		Any of the rest of you notice that?
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Hey, this is Jim in Farmington.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Jim.
unidentified		Hey, it's been a long Time since I've been able to talk to you, and I was the one that told you about the house-sized rocks, if you will, or ice particles that are going to fall here in Varnega.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And remind me, I should remember, and I vaguely do, but rock-sized, let's get this straight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Rock-sized, house-sized, house-sized ice blocks, if you will.
unidentified		Yeah, it's really scary.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's going to really ruin a lot of days now for a lot of people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, when is this due to occur?
unidentified		I think in the late spring here in the Four Corners area, and I think it's, I don't know that Farmatton itself is going to get hit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But when you think about it, a house-sized piece of rock falling at terminal velocity.
unidentified		Well, that's the interesting thing.
unidentified		I don't know that it's going to be falling at terminal velocity.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it just about has to.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, where is it falling from?
unidentified		Well, I got a feeling it's going to be some particles that are going to be coming off a hailbox.
unidentified		That's my feeling.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, trust me when I tell you they would be at terminal velocity or probably very much more than terminal velocity.
unidentified		Wow.
		Yeah.
		See?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you think pieces of ice are going to break off and come heading toward us?
unidentified		Yeah, I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now, Hailbob, at its closest moment, I think around March 22nd, somewhere in there, will be about 123 million miles away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a long way.
unidentified		Yeah, that's a long way.
		I don't have any explanation for it.
		And it may be into a lot, maybe not late spring, but maybe even early summer or middle of the summer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe somebody up there is mixing a giant cosmic martini on the rocks.
unidentified		Right on, you know.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much for the call.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, how does somebody predict something like that?
unidentified		Where does that come from?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		House-sized pieces of rock to fall.
		Perhaps on or near Farmington.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, I was calling to say something about a parallel dimension.
		Okay.
		I'd like to say that I think there's a little space thing here about the story of Jesus and God.
		We know that they figured out how to do parallel dimension because, you know, they're supposed to be able to snap their fingers and they can have a brand new Earth of their own at any time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I know, but that doesn't necessarily require a parallel dimension.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, simply all that requires is Godlike power.
unidentified		The science of how he did it.
unidentified		No, no, boom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, in this same space continuum time, continuum, there could be another Earth if God wanted it to be so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He would just say.
unidentified		It's just like the caveman, there was no way in hell he would believe he could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then even another sun.
		Let there be light.
		A simple statement like that.
		And away you go.
		You got a sun.
		If that's what you believe.
		West of the Rockies, you're on air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hey, Art.
		How's it going?
		Okay.
		Hey, I was thinking, I think there's a meteorite or asteroid or whatever you call it in my pool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In your pool.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		There's like a, at the bottom of my pool, there's like a big rock that's like split and my pool's broke.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yes, wait, wait, wait.
unidentified		Wait, wait, wait.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait, yes, let's start at the beginning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		I'm in California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		California.
unidentified		San Diego.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, was the pool full of water?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		It's still got water in it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So whatever it is, hit hard enough to crack the bottom of your pool.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, presumably, a lot of water would have been displaced when such an event occurred?
unidentified		It's like half full, I guess.
unidentified		Half empty, whatever you would say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, is that the way it was before the thing hit?
unidentified		Oh, no, it was cool.
unidentified		I think a lot of it went out through the cracks, seep into the ground.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We've got to be straight here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The pool was full.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The thing hit, and the pool was then overnight half empty?
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		So it went through the crack.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is the pool in your backyard?
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Were you home?
unidentified		No, I came home late one morning and...
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Were there any reports from neighbors?
		I mean, this would be a major event.
		You know, people notice these things.
unidentified		No, but my friend listens to your show, and he told me that you had mentioned there was like meteor showers or something around here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There were, yes.
unidentified		Yeah, so that's what I was thinking.
unidentified		Maybe that's what it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what does it look like?
unidentified		Just looks like a rock.
		Big rock.
		Should I call somebody or what do I do with it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you do with it?
unidentified		I was thinking maybe I could get some cash or something out of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How big is it?
unidentified		Uh, I don't know, probably about basketball, smaller than a basketball.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Pretty good size.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you attempted to bring it up?
unidentified		No, I don't want to touch it.
unidentified		I think I'll get like, you know, turn into Mossman or some kind of freak.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe it'll make you into a regular person.
unidentified		Well, I was thinking maybe somebody would buy it or something, but I don't even know if that's what it is yet.
unidentified		Like, who do I call?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, the problem is that how do we know that somebody didn't just, even you, chuck a rock into your pool saying, hey, it's a meteorite?
unidentified		Yeah, but I was thinking if somebody's pulling a prank or something, it has to be pretty hard for it to break the pool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's a very good point.
		It's hard to imagine.
		How much breakage was there?
unidentified		It's just a long crack, like, it goes straight along with the pool.
unidentified		Probably about four feet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's a pretty serious crack.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
unidentified		I was thinking if you knew anybody that would trade the meteor for one of those tickle mealmo dolls.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You want a tickle mealmo?
unidentified		Yeah, it does.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That seems like a very cheap trade to me, sir.
		You're selling out cheap.
		I mean, NASA says if we find the big green meteor right, you get $5,000, and you could tickle yourself to death for $5,000.
		So, I don't know.
		You decide.
		Chickle be on Gold.
		From the high desert, this is BBC.
unidentified		BBC.
		This is TRN and CBC, Talk Radio Network and Chancellor Broadcasting Company, home of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
		Oh, and it's all right, it's coming home.
		We got to get right back when we start to come home.
		Nothing's going to be home.
		We got it right there, we're going to start it wrong.
		We got it right there.
		Art Bell is taking calls on the wildcard line at 702-727-1295.
		That's 702-727-1295.
		First-time callers can reach Art Bell at 702-727-1222.
		702-727-1222.
		Now, here again, Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, it's all it takes is music like this to put me back in a better mood.
		I really had a very frustrating day, and now I have a caller who says he's got a meteorite to swimming pool and will create it for a Tickle Mielmo doll.
		I think he's got other rocks as well.
		Not in his pool.
		This administration, Art, has consistently advocated abortion of every kind.
		Clinton today said that he morally and spiritually opposed cloning.
		In both cases, it's in opposition to the creation of life.
		And in the case of abortion, it's literally advocating the destruction of human life.
		That's something to wonder about, isn't it?
		Caller has a facts, or rather, has a point.
		Charlie in Houston.
		Thanks, Charlie.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Mark from Nashville, Tennessee.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, Mark.
unidentified		Hey, listen, I have seen something in the Bible that I think points very strongly to another dimension.
		And for anybody who's been in any kind of Sunday school, they've probably heard the story of Moses dividing up the 12 tribes of Israel.
		Yes.
		Putting four to the north, four south, east, and west.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		The three tribes that are set off to the east where the sun comes up first are 186,400.
unidentified		Does that ring a bell with you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Speed of sound?
unidentified		Speed of light.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, that's right.
unidentified		So we have the speed of light, and it's amazing.
		The commentary that Moses, speaking the word of God immediately after that, says, these are the ones who break camp first.
		Kind of an interesting thought about the speed of light.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is, isn't it?
		And it is.
		You know, Einstein suggests that when we achieve the speed of light, we become, our mass becomes infinite.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And maybe that simply is not true.
		Maybe there is another dimension out beyond the speed of light.
		The only way one could know for sure would be to get right on up there near the speed of light and turn on your headlights.
unidentified		That's an odd thought.
unidentified		Anyway, I thought that was kind of an interesting coincidence that the speed of light would be there and that it would happen to just be the guys off in the east where the light comes in first.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, it's worthy of consideration.
unidentified		Well, I just, you know, I've enjoyed your show for many, many months, and I've told a lot of people about you, and we sure enjoy it, and that you're very open-minded and give us a lot of encouragement to think and go places that we haven't gone before.
unidentified		That's what.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It certainly suits me.
		Thank you.
		Yes, I. Going places we have not gone before.
		Society certainly is taking us in those directions, isn't it?
		Cloning.
		All of a sudden.
		Cloning.
		I mean, out of nowhere.
		Cloning.
		The stuff of science fiction novels only.
		Scientists squarely stating, of course, well, we're years and years away from that.
		You can talk about cloning if you want, but ha ha, years and years away.
		Whoa, surprise.
		Now they've cloned monkeys.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Ert.
		Hello.
		How about truth or trash?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe.
unidentified		Cool.
unidentified		Cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I might do it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course, running open line talk radio here is kind of like that anyway.
unidentified		Pretty close.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		pretty close.
		I mean, do you hear the guy with the The meteorite in the pool.
		I mean, I was ready to offer him something for the meteorite.
		And then he offers to trade it for a tickle Mielmo doll.
unidentified		Yeah, I think he's been watching too much TV.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me too.
		Thank you very much.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hey, good morning, Art.
		Long time no talk to you, buddy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you?
unidentified		This is Michael.
		I mean, excuse me, this is the professor.
		Haven't heard from me for a while, have you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The professor.
unidentified		That's right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you, Professor?
unidentified		I'm in Phoenix City, Alabama.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Phoenix City, Alabama.
unidentified		All right.
		Have you ever heard of that before?
		No.
		Hey, gee, it's been a long time since I've talked to you.
		There's a few things I want to run by you.
		You know, are you aware that many of the people that come on your show, I could go and look at like a New Age bookstore listing.
		They're all there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Are you aware that you've had some really serious-minded guests on like Stan Deo and Norio Hayakawa?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've had people of all disciplines, you know, mainstream, blackouts, six Christians, and most of them make more sense than anybody.
unidentified		And let me explain.
unidentified		You said Craig Roberts.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That translates to I agree with them, so they're better guests.
unidentified		Excuse me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I said, that translates to, I agree with them, so they're better guests.
		In other words, what you said was the Christians you've had on have made more sense than anybody else.
		And what you're really saying is, I like them because I agreed with them.
unidentified		Well, I really enjoyed the exploration of many other topics other than the New Age movement over and over and over again.
unidentified		Have you ever heard of Tex Mars and his newsletter, Flashpoint?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tex Mars.
unidentified		Yeah, you can get his newsletter free.
unidentified		He's one of the most intriguing individuals.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who is Tex Mars?
unidentified		Who is Tex Mars?
unidentified		Ask the question, ask the callers, and listen to the responses you're getting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm asking you.
unidentified		Okay, he is a minister that has a ministry called, let's see, Living Truth Ministries.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The Living Truth Ministry.
unidentified		Right, and he's just a guy that examines everything.
		And many of the things he examines are some of the things I examine.
		Like, did you know that there's something called Project Lucid that's coming?
		Have you ever heard of Project Lucid or Lucent Technology?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Lucent Technology?
unidentified		Yeah, do you know where that 666 appears on the New King James Version Bible thing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
unidentified		Yeah, have you ever heard of Marilyn Ferguson, who's heading up the Prophets Conference?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've heard that, certainly of the Prophets Conference.
unidentified		Didn't you know she had a book called The Aquarian Conspiracy in which she states emphatically that they have new agers from the White House to teaching your kids in public school?
unidentified		And on her book is none other than 666.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah, I think you need to open your eyes, Art.
		I've been dealing with you.
		Excuse me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I need to see more sixes.
unidentified		Do you want to see some of this stuff?
		I'd be glad to send you.
		I've got tons of stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Send it in the mail.
unidentified		Okay, well, you mean email, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, email or snail mail, as you wish.
unidentified		And listen, I myself have discovered a place in Georgia where there will be human sacrifice carried out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No kidding.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, listen, there's one thing to add to all this that you didn't mention, and I don't know how you could have possibly omitted it.
unidentified		Yeah, what's that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ronald Wilson Reagan.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I don't get it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Six?
unidentified		Are you saying like 666 himself?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, look, Ronald, R-O-N-A-L-D, six.
		Wilson, W-I-L-S-O-N, six.
		Reagan, six.
		Check it out, sir.
unidentified		Think about it.
		Don't toy with me.
		Don't take me serious.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, thank you.
		I will take you as seriously as you take me.
		You know, some people see triple sixes everywhere.
		End of the world, apocalypse, one world government, the end of all, and they find, and where they find their sixes, it's cool.
		Where I might find my sixes, which I don't really, I just got told that so many times I happen to remember it, then I'm toying with him.
unidentified		Hey, 666 is 666.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Mr. Bell Patrick here up in Salt Lake City.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Patrick.
unidentified		Hey, I heard you talking earlier this evening about Haleboff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I worked at the planetarium here.
unidentified		I thought you just might want to know that you can see it in the evening now as well.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I understand that beginning now low on the horizon, it is visible in the evening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How does it look?
unidentified		Well, it's certainly a lot better in the morning sky.
unidentified		It's a lot darker then, and it's certainly higher in the sky, about maybe 20 degrees in the morning versus about 6 degrees in the evening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		When will that substantially change?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, when will it get fairly high in the evening sky after dark?
unidentified		Well, each day now, in the evening it'll be getting higher, and in the morning it's getting lower.
		So the morning has sort of reached its peak, and now it's going to start to go down.
		Still getting brighter, of course.
		But in the evening, it'll be getting higher and higher until just, you know, by happy coincidence, about the time when it's supposed to be at its brightest towards the end of the month, that's when it'll be highest in the northwestern sky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, give me your best guess.
		How much better do you think it will get?
		It's already dog-on good.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Matter of fact, I was taking pictures of it tonight that we're going to be using in the auditorium show, if I might give them a plug there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		That it's already got a very beautiful double tail on it.
		Very easy to see.
		Now, this, of course, is for people out in the country.
		Last year with Yokotake, we had a problem with people seeing it from in the city and going, that's it.
		And, of course, it was.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, I'm out in the country, and I saw it.
		Even I said, that's it.
		This is much brighter than Yokotaki.
unidentified		Definitely brighter.
unidentified		And as a matter of fact, on the Hillbop homepage, I just noticed two days ago they're talking about the possibility of a negative one magnitude, which putting in lay terms means basically that could be among the three brightest comets of all time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I bet you it's going to be the brightest in our lifetimes.
unidentified		Well, so far, of course, we had West in 75 that was a bit brighter than this one is now, but this one's gaining so rapidly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So rapidly.
		I'm really trying to encourage people to lose a little bit of sleep, get up and take a look.
		It's worth losing the sleep over.
unidentified		It is now, but of course we're hoping that towards the end of the month, don't worry about losing sleep.
		Just get off work a little early, head out into the desert, head up into the mountains or whatever.
		You've got to get away from the city.
		I mean, all of the Comet Watch parties, for example, we're doing here during the serious time is going to be out of the city.
		Check with your local astronomy club or possibly planetarium.
		Find out where these things are going because they are happening all over the world, literally.
		I'm seeing news of them, but you just have to look at your local institution to find out where you're going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, to spike it all, I'm going to have Alan Hale on Friday night.
unidentified		I'll be listening.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
		Thank you.
		All right.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Hello, how from Volcano Hawaii?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Volcano Hawaii.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		You're talking about Loihi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Loihi?
unidentified		Yeah.
		The vowels in Hawaiian are exactly as in Spanish.
		I-I-U-L-O.
		Loihi.
		So Hilo would be H-I-L-O.
		It wouldn't be Hi-Lohilo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Loihi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's cool.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So that's going to be the new Hawaiian island when it breaks water.
unidentified		Right.
		Loihi means long and narrow.
		And that's the shape of it.
		The water there, I'm going to be off by a few feet, but I'm not a scientist.
		The water there is about 11,000 feet deep, and it is about 3,000 feet below the surface of the Earth.
		So it's a pretty big below the surface of the ocean.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So it's got a couple of weeks to go yet before.
unidentified		Well, the guesses are 50 to 100,000 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, really?
unidentified		The shortest I've ever heard is 10,000 years.
		On the other hand...
		Well, that's true, too.
		We might not even be a country.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly right.
		I mean, we're only 200-plus little years old.
		We're very young.
		Very young.
unidentified		The thing about the island, though, is when it broaches the surface, it's going to turn seawater into hydraulic acid, which is going to kill everything on this island.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's not good.
unidentified		No, so let's hope that it's 100,000 years away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okie-dokie.
unidentified		But those strange things on the bottom?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, the fish with four legs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, what's not a problem?
unidentified		We've seen videos up here.
		We saw maybe the preview of what you'll see.
		And there's some stuff down there that is really scary looking.
		And it's living right in there, the hot water, like 160 degrees or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		And it's the same sort of life forms they're finding on the black smokers in the ocean and on the volcanic on the east Atlantic Ridge.
unidentified		And that's some strange life form.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And where is it you are?
unidentified		Well, I'm in Volcano, which is where I felt is about 20 miles off the coast of the Big Island.
unidentified		So it'd be about 48 miles from where I am.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, you know, I don't think that I've seen you on a map.
		I'm going to have to look you up.
		So in other words, your island is named Volcano.
unidentified		No, we're on the Big Island.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're on the Big Island, but you're 20.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You said you're 20 miles from it.
unidentified		Well, yeah, but that's the city of Volcano.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see, I see, I see.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've got you, man.
unidentified		It's about 20 miles offshore, and we're about 20 miles from the ocean.
unidentified		So it's 40 miles away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does it at all make you nervous living in a town named Volcano?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I assume there is a reason for that name.
unidentified		No, because our type of volcanoes don't, they're not explosive like in Dante's Peak or in the Philippines or in a few places.
		It's a very benign volcano.
		You can stand there and watch it flow.
		Not always, but usually.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I really appreciate the information, and if anything crawls ashore, or maybe I ought to say walks ashore, call me right away.
unidentified		Oh, I'll call you right away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Take care.
		Loihi.
		That will be the new Hawaiian island one day.
		But there's a lot of volcanic action going on under there.
		And it apparently is spawning some pretty weird creatures.
		And I know you think this sounds like my usual stuff, and it is.
		But they've got photographs of four-legged fish down near this new island.
		And they've got video, so we'll see.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Oh, my goodness.
unidentified		I didn't expect to get through at all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then why were you calling?
unidentified		In hopes to get through.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Miracles do happen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's important.
unidentified		Um, uh, my name's James.
unidentified		Uh, calling from Port here on Michigan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Above Detroit.
		Okay, uh, a couple things.
		Uh, first of all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time callers call area 702-727-1222.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it has to do just with the truckers network.
unidentified		I well, see, I am a truck driver.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're a trucker.
		Well, you know what?
		Let me tell you something.
		We've got more truckers listening here than any truckers network has listening.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		I'm not surprised.
		I do enjoy your show.
		Sometimes I'm asleep when it comes on because of my schedule.
		But I do enjoy it when I can listen to it.
		What I was calling about is in regards to truck driving is that there seems to be some spots, like I drive all around the U.S. and I drive up into Canada, up into Ontario, Quebec.
		There seems to be some spots in the States where like, for lack of a better phrasing for it, time seems to pass a bit faster in terms of like you'll be driving from point A to point B and it seems like you'd get there quicker and literally the same song will be on the radio and you'll have covered a distance of 20 or 30 miles.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Give me an example.
unidentified		Okay, there's a spot out on Interstate 94 here.
		It runs for, there's pretty much nothing on it.
		And it'll be, this stretch runs about 35 miles.
		And you'll pass this one point and the song will be on the radio.
		And then before you know it, you're 15, 20, 25 miles down the road and the same song is on the radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it may not be that you're actually going faster, but maybe you're missing time.
unidentified		Missing time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Has that occurred to you?
unidentified		That thought has.
		And with our company, I've talked to other drivers about it, and they say they've experienced the same thing.
		And there's certain spots in the U.S. where this can happen.
		I've heard about the five-thousand.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There's one other thing you might want to worry about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And that is that during that time that's gone, you were asleep.
unidentified		No.
		I don't want to entertain that, believe me.
		I'm conscious of the song on the radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		But I don't know.
unidentified		And then some people say it was highway hypnosis.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe it's like an OBE.
		Maybe you're paralyzed and then you're leaving your body, which somehow manages to keep driving straight down the road.
		I don't know how.
unidentified		Wow, that'd be interesting.
unidentified		I could just send it out to drive my truck, and I could say no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But if you want to consider the case for cloning, then we might be talking.
unidentified		Oh, there you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You clone yourself, you send them out.
		In fact, three or four of yourselves, three or four trucks.
		We're talking big money here.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I got to run.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		All right, we're going to break here at the top of the hour.
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		And the wildcard line is Area Code 702-727-1295.
		When you get through, let it ring, and ART will answer your call in order on the air.
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		Call Art Bell, toll-free.
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		That's it is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Top of the morning, everybody.
		It is great to be here.
		Open lines all night long.
		Anything you want to talk about is absolutely fair game.
		Anything.
		Aloha.
unidentified		Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The proper pronunciation of our new island here in the islands is Loahi.
		That's as close as I can get anyway.
		And he says, is it true that your wife is from Eba Beach, Hawaii?
		Kevin, yes.
		Kevin in Honolulu, it is true.
		Born in Eba Beach indeed.
		And I understand that I have many, many, many relatives in Eba Beach.
		And one of these days, we're going to go to Hawaii.
		And I'm going to meet the family.
		And I understand that takes a lot of doing, according to my wife.
		All right, Thursday night, Friday morning, Ed Dames and Kathy Kramer are going to be on the program.
		Friday night, Saturday morning, mark it down now, Alan Hale, co-discoverer of the comet Hailbop, is going to be here.
		And if you have not yet seen Halebop, I implore you, I implore you, wake up about an hour to an hour and a half before sunrise, go out and look to the east on a clear night, and then a little bit to the north and 30 or 40 degrees above the horizon, and there will be one of the most spectacular things you are ever going to see in your whole life.
		It is that good.
		You don't want to miss it.
		It's there now.
		Every morning.
		Pick a clear morning and go take a look.
		You may not ever see another comet that bright.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
		Mr. Bell.
		Ah, yes.
unidentified		I have listened to you for years.
		Never been able to get through before.
		And I have three quick things that I'd like to say to you.
		One is, anyone who says that time travel is impossible is moronic as they speak it and one hears it and we all travel in time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, any absolute like that is kind of moronic because inevitably it goes wrong.
unidentified		Two would be drugs are not the problem in this country.
		They are the symptom of the problem.
		And I guess you can just speculate on, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, what is the problem?
		What do you think?
		If drugs are a symptom, in other words, people are taking them.
unidentified		To escape.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		To escape.
unidentified		To escape the reality of living here.
		Just the other day, what a handful of teenagers took some muscle relaxers that was on the news.
		And, you know, they ended up going to the hospital and stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is it that bad?
unidentified		Is it that bad?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, in other words, is it that bad out here that so many people are turning to drugs?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's kind of a commentary on the state of society or civilization.
unidentified		Apparently it is, because there are so many people using drugs that we have to fight this big war on drugs and ruin people's lives on a daily basis.
		But the most important thing, this has really, really bothered me, is it's infinitely easier for me to believe that aliens gave us religion to guide us and possibly more than to believe in God as men in the Bible.
		And as an added bonus, how easy is it to conquer a world that believes it's seeing angels, holographic projections maybe, to make Christians kill non-Christians, thus leaving only faithful slaves?
		Pretty cunning plan.
		I can believe that, and I can believe in aliens a lot more than I can believe in the concept of a God, as in the Bible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's clear.
		All right, thank you.
		I don't agree with you.
		I think there is substantial reason to believe in the God of the Bible.
		I don't think that I necessarily believe every word in the Bible is absolutely as was originally said, that it was recorded totally faithfully.
		I don't believe that.
		But I believe there is substantial reason to believe in the God of the Bible.
		As much reason or more than there is to believe that a flying saucer crashed at Roswell.
		I don't dismiss either possibility, and I am suspicious of people who do.
		There is good reason to believe of the God of the Bible.
		Good reason.
		Documentation, records, lots of them.
		More, frankly, than we have to substantiate an alien crash at Roswell.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		My name's Doug.
unidentified		Calling from Gladstone, Oregon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Doug.
unidentified		And first time calling, and you're going to hear this first from me, but this has to do with cloning.
		Okay.
		If man can clone animals, why can't God clone himself, thus confirming the virgin birth and the Godhead?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you know he didn't?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's as good a theory as any.
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		I think he possibly did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In the image of, right?
unidentified		Pardon?
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I have no argument with that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, it's a good theory.
unidentified		I think, you know, I was just thinking of this.
		It's possible.
		Some people don't believe in the virgin birth and whatever and says it's not possible.
		This does prove that it could be possible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, that is correct.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		It certainly would explain a virgin or an apparent virgin birth, wouldn't it?
		Phony.
unidentified		Think about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Oh, yes.
		You said one time you saw a triangular ship.
		Yes, we did.
		There was a man called in, and he said that he'd called the government procurement office and wanted to know what contracts they had on space vehicles that he could invest in.
		And they gave him a list.
		And of this list, they had Lockheed Aurora, which is 100 feet long and 65 feet wide.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It was actually on the list?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Pretty dumb.
unidentified		A triangular ship.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, they don't admit the Aurora even exists.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So how in the world could you invest in it?
unidentified		Yeah, an Arian Dynairship is the triangular ship.
unidentified		It's 330 feet wide and 470 feet long.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh-huh.
unidentified		They have another one called the Alien Reproduction Vehicle, which is the ARB Flux Liner.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, wait a minute, wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you getting this?
unidentified		This guy called in.
unidentified		His name is Mark McCandlish.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, from Mark McCandlish.
		All right, thank you.
		Yes, we've had Mark on as a guest.
		But I have never seen a list that would allow you...
		I've heard this from Mark and from others, but I have never heard the government admit anywhere that the Aurora even exists.
		So I would very much like to see that paper.
		It may exist.
unidentified		It may.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Ert.
		Hey, that song on the radio that guy in North Dakota or I-94 listening to, it's probably that Peter Franson song.
		It goes on for like 10 or 15 minutes.
		That's probably where 15, 20 miles went.
		And also, since you've got so many truckers out there, you could have a trucker cell phone.
		It's really hard to get to sitting here hitting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know, I know, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But if you've got a good redial, you can sit there punching that like everybody else.
unidentified		Yeah, that's true.
		I suppose.
		But anyway, I listened to that song.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much.
		A very long song.
		There was a trucker who called and said that there are some parts of the country where, as a trucker, he feels he moves through these very quickly, covering many miles, and documents it by talking about a song on the radio.
		And it was kind of weird, but, you know, you never know.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Er.
unidentified		How you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		This is Steve in Grand Junction, Colorado.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I was wanting to ask you, sir, is a joke about the cloning of sheep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is it a queen joke?
unidentified		Yes, indeed.
unidentified		Made for everyone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm listening.
unidentified		This guy, a friend of mine, told me, after he heard about it, couldn't get to sleep the night before.
		He kept counting.
		Sheep, one, one, one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, the same one again and again and again.
unidentified		Dolly, dolly, dolly, dolly, dolly.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hello there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Going once, going twice, gone.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
		Hi.
		Great to speak to you.
		This is Tom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, Tom.
unidentified		Wichita.
unidentified		I wonder if I could take you back a little bit more than a year ago or possibly more than that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Going back, going back.
unidentified		You remember the discussion about people who had seen geographic shapes?
unidentified		Several people who were calling in, and also I think some of your guests talked about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I do recall.
unidentified		possibly they were having UFO visits, that sort of thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was remembering, this brought it back to me when I was These were, for example, Daniel Brinkley and Gordon Michael Scallion and others who saw geometric shapes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, but it had nothing to do with UFOs.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
unidentified		Well, when I was very young, five or eight or nine years old, maybe, I remember just going to sleep and having these visions in my eyes of these shapes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And this really brought it all back to me.
unidentified		And I wondered, I'd like to hear some more people talk about that, have some more people call it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Give more input, huh?
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yes, it was Daniel Brinkley and Gordon Michael Scallion, and it wasn't geographic, but geometric shapes they saw.
		And this was during a time of wakefulness, certainly for Gordon Michael Scallion.
		Not dreaming.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello, Art.
		Yes.
		This is Mark from Illinois on TechCom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Mark.
unidentified		How you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fine.
unidentified		The gentleman that called in about the basketball size of the rock and the swimming pool, that's about the size of the rock that hit Winfall, Arizona.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So in other words, his swimming, but well, of course, when he got to the business about trading it for the tickle Mielmo doll, it was obvious that he had rocks in other places than his pool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		I've got a few things for you.
		What size is your binoculars?
		I was curious.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think they're 8x40.
unidentified		I've got some 12 by 80s, and you're talking about some field of view.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		Okay, here's my comment.
unidentified		I'd like to officially go on record as challenging Alan Hill and Brian Marson, in fact, that Hill Bopp was named before.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you can call and challenge him Friday morning when he's on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Saturday morning, that's right.
unidentified		And now, what was your information that Hill Bopp has never come through before?
		I've been looking.
		I can't find any.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they argue about that.
		In other words, the argument was that Halebop began to outgas too early.
		That when a comet comes through or has been by many times, a lot of the loosest material quickly burns away very early.
		And this was the case with Halebop when it was way out beyond the orbit of Venus.
		It was already bright as can be, outgassing like crazy, without an apparent sufficient amount of energy from the sun that far out to be causing that.
		And that would indicate a lot of very, very loose material on the comet.
unidentified		Now, you read that they went back to 93 and found Halebob and some plates, photoplates.
		And that would put it at least 12 AUs out back in 93.
		And if you look at the model for comets, that's too far out to see a comet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I've heard this.
unidentified		That's pretty incredible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I agree with you, and I will ask Alan Hale about that, and I hope you will call in like crazy when he's on.
unidentified		I hope so, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		The caller is correct.
		That there are many who believe that hail-bop was found on plates dating way back.
		Now, that doesn't mean it was discovered.
		It means that after the recent discovery of hail-bop, I believe, they then went back and looked at old plates and found it.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Ron in Bremerton, Washington.
		Hello, Ron.
		I wanted to tell you about, I think it was in July of 1995.
		I was awake in our apartment.
		My wife was in front of me.
		The TV was on.
		And the next moment, all of a sudden, I'm not sure if it was out of body or what, I found myself standing in the driveway of my father's house in California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		And up in the sky was, from my point of view, there was, I could see at least six, seven dozen UFOs that were hovering.
unidentified		There were also small balls of light zipping around all around me and up in the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What program were you watching at the time?
unidentified		I don't really have any idea.
		It wasn't anything to do with this.
		This is something that came just totally out of the blue.
		But when this happened, there was a feeling, emotions and all of just like people have talked about with the near-death experiences of just togetherness and oneness, you know, complete love.
		And it also all of a sudden flashed to my mind and everything that this was a memory.
		You know, it was like, how could I have forgotten this?
		This was, you know, something, I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you might want to contact somebody about regressive hypnotherapy and see if you can nail it down.
unidentified		Well, that's something I was thinking about, but that cost money, and I'm not a rich man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it does, but, you know, it's a pretty interesting case.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you might contact people, you know, like the guests that I have on Dreamland.
unidentified		Some of them do that kind of work pro bono.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And do a little regressive hypnotherapy and see if you can dredge out what really occurred.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hello.
		Yes.
		This is James from Central California.
		Hi.
		I have a couple of questions for you, actually, and a statement.
		All right.
		You said that the Trupacabra was in the Southern California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It has been reported there, yes.
unidentified		Okay.
		Whereabouts?
		Because I actually work in the hills.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, in the hills.
unidentified		Well, that makes it to be possibly where I am.
		Okay.
		And the other, well, actually a statement.
		Yes.
		I've been listening for maybe almost a year.
		And, well, I've heard a lot of things, and I've been a skeptic for quite a while, actually.
		And just recently have I been actually getting my eyes open.
		And I came across something that I read a while back.
		And it said, for every man who has a rational explanation for a myth, he is completely void of all understanding.
		and that would be just about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For every man who has a rational explanation for what?
unidentified		For a mystery.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		He is void of completely of all understanding.
		And that would be like with Mel's Hole.
		anything is possible nowadays.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm a great believer in that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A great believer in that.
unidentified		You bet.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		I've learned over the years, I have learned from people who call in and say things that seem absolutely incredible and unbelievable and over the edge and all the rest of it.
		And I have learned to listen and not to scoff because whenever I do, I get in trouble and inevitably people call and say, guess what?
		That caller was dead right and you laughed at him.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hi, it's Michael and Blake Elsinor.
		Hi.
		Hi.
		The statistics that were released today in regards to the rise in drug use.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It has doubled people.
unidentified		Those statistics were released, I believe, by the Agency for Stopping the Use of Drugs in America.
unidentified		One of your sponsors, I forget what their name is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not my sponsor.
unidentified		Well, I guess I'm one of your station sponsors.
		That could be.
		Anyway, that organization, one of its major contributors is the tobacco industry.
		And that just kind of seems peculiar to me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The stats were with regard to marijuana.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
unidentified		Yes, but the organization that pulled the stats is...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I've already got you.
		I've got a question for you, sir.
		Sure, yes.
		And I'll let you consider it during the break, if you can hold on.
		And that is not so much arguing about the increase in drug use, but the why of it.
		Why people are driven today more than ever to use drugs.
		Think about that, and we'll be right back to you.
		This is CDC.
unidentified		CDC.
unidentified		This is TRN and CBC, Talk Radio Network and Chancellor Broadcasting Company, home of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is Art Bell, host of Coast to Coast A.M. We focus on on-screen callers and interview people covering areas most talk shows wouldn't touch with a 40-foot pole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		if you're ready for something very out of the ordinary.
unidentified		Well, then be here for Coast to Coast AM with me, Arbel.
		Coast to Coast AM with me.
		It's the hottest show of its kind on radio.
		It examines two areas of human experience at the edge.
		Two questions that demand a hurdle.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is there life after death?
		And are we alone in the universe?
		I'm Art Bell.
		The program is Dreamland.
unidentified		The program is Dreamland.
		The program is Dreamland.
		Art Bell is taking calls on the wildcard line at 702-727-1295.
		That's 702-727-1295.
		First-time callers can reach Art Bell at 702-727-1222.
		702-727-1222.
		Now, here again, Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
		I'll tell you what, you better grab a pen or a pencil because our Alaska cruise, I am told, is already beginning to sell out.
		The special price offered for the cruise I'm about to tell you about is going to go up in mid-March.
		That is the middle of this month, and that is very soon.
		Today is March 5th already.
unidentified		Yikes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See, pick up that word yikes.
		Look, August 23rd, we are going on the vacation of a lifetime.
		We are going on the wildest Alaskan tour you've ever been on.
		And I would like to invite you to come along.
		But you cannot wait.
		These things happen so quickly.
		It's the way it works, I guess, in the cruise business.
		I don't know.
		Anyway, third week in August, specifically, August 23rd, we all meet in Vancouver, British Columbia.
		And I would like to urge you to arrive a little bit earlier because Vancouver is a beautiful city.
		There, we board a brand new princess ship, the Dawn.
		The Dawn Princess.
		Did you like that name?
		And by the way, they're going to be filming a television episode.
		I'll tell you more about that on this cruise, I'm told.
		At any rate, we'll board the Dawn Princess and sail through the famed Inside Passage to Kachikamp, Juneau, historic Skagway.
		Then we sail straight up to the face of the towering ice fields in Glacier Bay National Park and the majestic College Field.
		Now, most Alaska cruises do that.
		I mean, it is spectacular.
		Absolutely spectacular.
		I'm really looking forward to this because, you know, almost everywhere we're stopping, it's a big cruise.
		I'm on the air, and so, you know, I'll be meeting people.
		It'll be fun.
		Anyway, it doesn't stop there.
		You see, when the ship gets to Seward, Alaska, then we all head into Anchorage and board the Princess Cruiser's luxurious ultra-dome rail cars.
		And somebody in Alaska will call us and tell us about these.
		They really are special.
		And Travel on the Alaska Railroad to Denali National Park.
		Then we continue on by rail through some of the most amazing, amazing country you have ever seen in your life to Fairbanks, way up north.
		Take a look at the map.
		You'll see where Fairbanks is.
		Now, they will send you a full-color, beautiful brochure on this trip, but you must call immediately.
		You must call, let me say it again, immediately, because obviously by the time you get the brochure and the middle of the month comes and the price goes up, we'll still be booking after that, but the price is going to go up, and it may book out.
		It's booking very quickly.
		I talked to him a few hours ago to Paul Niskamin.
		So take down the number I'm going to give you now and call it in the morning without fail at 8 o'clock in the morning Pacific time.
		If you are east of the Rockies, call 1-800-633-2732.
		That's 1-800-633-2732.
		If you're west of the Rockies, 1-800-848-7120.
		That's 1-800-848-7120.
		Everything is paid for.
		The hotels, the rail cars, the crews, the whole smear, all put together.
		So call in the morning and get the brochure on the way, or it'll be too late.
		Back to my caller on the wildcard line.
		You're back on the air.
unidentified		How do you do?
unidentified		And I think it's a really complex thing, and I don't think we really give it the credit or the credence that it deserves because it's involved in a whole lot of years of people getting to this point of desperation to be needing to use something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But it is a great and a very important subject.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, something in our modern society is driving people to escape.
unidentified		I think it's a number of things that have just been layered on top.
		I'm about your age, and I think that coming from that kind of leisure, semi-leisurely, whatever, middle-class life, baby boomer-ness, there was a lot of reference to the future then.
		I mean, people talked about their kids going to college and whatever, and people went to church and whatever they did.
		But it just seems like today there's just about enough time to exist and not a whole lot of inspiration to, or any reason to get too concerned about the future when you're just preoccupied trying to get through the day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I think you raised a really, really good topic, and I think we should all talk about it a little bit.
		And I'm going to say this.
		For a long time, I've lamented the fact that we don't seem to have a national goal.
		When I was young, President Kennedy was talking about going to the moon.
		In a decade, we'll go to the moon, he said.
		And he set our goal.
		What are our goals now?
		Can you tell me what our goals are beyond getting to Friday and the weekend?
		What are our national goals?
		They are undefined.
		We are drifting.
		And I see that as a significant problem.
		But that is insufficient, I think, to explain this drastic drug increase among young people.
		They want to escape.
		So it's more than that, but that's part of it.
		Maybe a loss of innocence.
		That's, I think, another part of it.
		Discontinuity of the family might be another part of it.
		I'm not really sure, but there is something that is adding up to a great, a very great need to escape from whatever reality presently exists.
		You tell me.
		It is an interesting topic.
		Hello, Arrett, from Montgomery, Alabama.
		The top five reasons computers must be female.
		Five, no one but their creator understands their internal logic.
		Or even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
		Three, the native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
		Two, the message bad command or file name is about as informative as, if you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.
		You know, I would like to know why women do that.
		The facts are as dead right.
		If you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you.
		Why are you mad, honey?
		And that's the kind of answer you get.
		Well, if you don't know why, then I'm not going to tell you.
		And then number one, as soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
		That is the poison of computers, of course, when you get one.
		Then you need this and you need that, and it's a never-ending cycle, and I suppose there is a pretty good parallel to the female species there as well.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hey, I'm talking about amateur radio.
		Okay.
		I was wondering what you thought about six meters.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think that right now, with the sunspot cycle at a low, six meters is not too interesting.
		When we begin to get a lot of sporadic-y skip, what's called sporadic-y, then you'll get six-meter openings, a lot of them, and it begins to get very interesting.
		Otherwise, it is, for the most part, a local band.
unidentified		That's what I heard.
unidentified		I really want to get into six meters because I heard it's interesting when it opens up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is.
		It's fun.
		But you've got to be a patient person.
		It's like cutting a hole in the ice and waiting for a a fish to jump through it.
unidentified		Yeah, that's, I mean, I heard really good stories about where it opens up, but, and I've got one more question for you.
unidentified		About these calls that you can get, like the calls where amateurs are dead, and you can get your calls.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I don't understand this, because say you're in Wisconsin, like I'm in Wisconsin, so I'm going to call it 9 PAR.
		And say I get a call sign with like number 6.
		How do you tell where you are in the country then?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's a good question.
		The FCC used to require that when hams, you know, the U.S. is divided up into call letter, used to be anyway, divided up into call letter zones, really still is.
		But then the Federal Communications Commission, because of an overload of paperwork, decided that now this is getting ridiculous.
		Everybody's moving.
		We're having to issue new licenses.
		Too much trouble.
		So everybody keeps their call letters.
		So now you have people who you would identify, for example, from the American South as a four who live in California and keep their four call letters.
		So it's all very confusing, but basically it boils down to the Commission didn't have the money to keep doing that stuff, so they said that's it.
		You get your call and you keep your call.
		The new year is here, and how many of you have made a promise to make more money and better your life?
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		Ken will send you a free audio cassette titled Real People, Real Money, and a 40-page report that explains everything.
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		I think originally books on tape were designed for the sightless.
		However, they're also designed for the modern, busy American person like yourself.
		Books on tape are dramatic.
		They're not just Red Deadpan.
		They're very, very entertaining to listen to.
		And you've got today's bestsellers all over the place.
		Tom Clancy's Spy Classics, Stephen King's Hellish Nightmares, and just a few that turn me on, like, for example, in their current catalog, Star Trek, First Contact, Rod Serling's Night Gallery.
		How about the X-Files Companion Volume 1?
		It just gets better and better, and here's the offer.
		Call Columbia House right now, and they will send you four of today's bestsellers, like the ones I just talked about, for one penny, one penny.
		And then your only obligation is to buy four more at regular club prices over the next two years.
		A piece of cake.
		Because there are so many good books.
		Call them now.
		One penny, I said.
		Call 1-800-325-6921.
		That's 1-800-325-6921.
		Some pretty intriguing titles, huh?
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Art?
		Yes.
unidentified		Hi, this is Brian from Birmingham.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, well, listen, I'm a trained biologist, and I was pondering the question of cloning the other day.
unidentified		And it occurred to me that if you wanted to produce, like if you were a male and you're aware that there's 23 pairs of chromosomes in the human genome, that if you wanted to create a female version of yourself, all you would need to do is to copy over the X chromosome again, get rid of the Y one, and you'd have to put that in an egg cell and germinate it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you know what?
		I thought the same thing, and I had an expert on cloning the other morning from Loyola University, a genetics professor.
		Okay, well, hold on now.
unidentified		Sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I asked him about that, and he said it's not that simple.
unidentified		Okay, well, I can accept that then.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm afraid you have to.
unidentified		That's the way life is, isn't it?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is.
		Thank you.
		In other words, it's just not a matter of changing those few little switches, you know, to create an opposite-sex version of yourself.
		Which is kind of disgusting anyway to think about.
		West of the Rockies, you're on here, hi.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		Hello, Tim in Denver.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Tim.
unidentified		I've got an amusing little story for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Amuse me.
unidentified		Saturday night at our meeting, while we were gathering, just before the meeting, we had about probably a five-to-one mix of club members to actual patrons of the bookstore.
		And someone in the club kind of said loudly to some of the other members, does anyone have any information on Mel's hole?
		And about this, he turned and looked at him while he was out of his mind.
		He had no idea what he was talking about.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
unidentified		So anyway, I wanted to call and salute you on your decision to have Mr. Alan Hale on your show.
		Yep.
		I think that's going To be great.
		Looking forward to it, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we had quite a conversation, Tim.
		And look, this comet is too big and too important to let petty differences get in the way of an important discussion about it.
		I mean, this is going to be the most amazing sight that most people in the world have seen in their lifetimes.
unidentified		Well, we're putting together a party to go out on an early morning here in the next couple weeks and view it.
		I agree with you.
		I think it's very important.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is very important.
		Thank you very much.
		You have never seen anything like it.
		I dragged my wife out at about 4.30 in the morning, and she doesn't much like cold weather.
		It gets pretty cold here in the desert, you know, early morning hours.
		And she said, holy smokes, actually a derivative of that that I can't say on the air when she saw it.
		I mean, it is that impressive.
		Take the time, set your alarm clock, get up, you know, before you go to bed, go outside and look.
		Be sure you've got a clear sky.
		And get up about an hour before sunrise and go look at this comet.
		Oh, it's something.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Oh, hi.
		I'm Jan from Agora, and I just had a question about from where?
		Pardon me?
		Where are you?
		Agora Hills, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		My question is, I wondered if any of your listeners had ever seen or reported seeing anything that they thought was a UFO that was two parallel rows of lights that didn't move and there was no noise up in the sky, oh, maybe a quarter mile away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen that?
unidentified		Yes, I did about 20 years ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		20 years ago.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, well, we'll ask the audience 20 years ago.
		That's a long time.
		I generally don't take UFO reports unless they're current.
		Now, obviously, if you're seeing something currently in the sky, we want to get the news on the air and get as many people as possible outside trying to confirm what's going on.
		But as a general rule, we don't take UFO reports from the far distant past.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air, huh?
unidentified		Car Bell, the Italian stallion.
		Hello.
		Hey, I wanted to explain what's the big problem in our country, and I want to commend you on how you defended the Bible.
		That was your Holy Spirit really coming out of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, look, it is.
unidentified		I've never heard you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, it isn't.
		Well, nobody ever asked me that way.
		The fact of the matter is, there is probably more documentation for the God of the Bible than there is for the concept that an alien craft is.
unidentified		Yeah, that guy was a little ignorant, but I really respect you for that.
unidentified		But the biggest problem, you know what the biggest disease in America is?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What?
unidentified		That is godlessness.
		And a few other reasons is because our children, they see this $6 trillion deficit.
		And the kids are smart nowadays.
		They see that our great-great-grandparents and everybody have lived really good.
		And now we've left this big burden on these kids, and they have to pay all this money back.
		And America is really in a bad state right now.
		We don't realize it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there is that.
		Thank you.
		As a matter of fact, our children are going to be cursing us and their children.
		I mean, we're doing all kinds of things that we're not quite thinking through clearly.
		Have you ever read the implications of storage of high-level nuclear materials which they plan to store somewhere near me here at Yucatan?
		We have very short lifespans.
		70, 80 years, if we're lucky.
		Some, a very few, longer, not much.
		That's about it.
		But we are proposing to store poisonous materials that will have to stay stored and safe for tens of thousands of years.
		Tens of thousands of years.
		Can you imagine that?
		I can barely imagine that these materials will have to stay safe from geologic disruption and trouble for tens of thousands of years.
		That, my friend, is quite an undertaking and somewhat egotistical.
		I know they show us containers that will hold this high-level nuclear stuff, and they drop them out of cars and out of airplanes and so forth and so on.
		Tens of thousands of years.
		Boy, a lot can happen in that kind of time.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		About Mel's Hole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And I am going over to turn off my radio.
unidentified		Mel's hole, the reason that all the stuff probably disappeared is when they pulled their string back up, they found it was soaked for the vast majority of its length.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, actually, no, that is totally incorrect.
		Mel dropped a package of lifesavers thousands of feet into the hole, retrieved them, and lifesavers, of course, if they were to encounter water, would melt.
		And the lifesavers came up perfectly dry.
unidentified		He dropped a package of lifesavers into the hole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, attached to a, yeah.
unidentified		Yeah, like could he take them out and put them on the end of the string?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've got it.
unidentified		Well, back in the early 1950s, my father owned a farm in Wisconsin.
		And he ran seven miles of bailing twine down a hole and pulled it back out.
		And about six miles and 900 feet of it were soaking wet.
		There was an underground river that was sucking the string down as Fast as they could put it in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure, sure.
		I could see how that would happen.
		But no, Mel had that base covered.
unidentified		I would like to have seen photographic proof of that claim.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We all would like photographic proof.
unidentified		How deep did he say?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I want more than that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I want to go up there and gaze into Mel's hole.
unidentified		How much thing did he say he dropped on the pole?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		80,000 feet of monofilament lime.
unidentified		12 miles or 14 miles?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Somewhere in there, yeah.
unidentified		I just, I can't, I can't believe he found a hole that deep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Some kind of hole.
		Well, there's nothing natural about it, of course.
		That is why Mel's hole was such a big story and an interesting story.
		And if I ever find out where Mel's Hole is, I will go up there and try and take a look myself, wouldn't you?
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art bell ▲ ● ▼		It is good morning, and this comes under the category of here we go again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		Wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Guess what?
		I fly for the above company, and he gives the name of the company.
		It's not important.
		I fly for the above company and just got in from Seattle.
		When I got my approach clearance, the tower informed me of a 10-degree magnetic heading deviation.
		When I lined up on final, here it was.
		I was landing on runway 3 slash 21, 321, which I was approaching on magnetic heading of 30 degrees.
		I adjusted as per tower instructions, and there was indeed a 10-degree shift.
		What's going on?
		Thought you'd be interested to hear this.
		All right.
		That'll set it off for sure.
		We have observed on this program no less than about four times a magnetic sudden deviation.
		10 degrees is a big deviation.
		So anybody else out there with a compass would do well to go check her out this morning.
		Whew, 10 degrees.
		Interesting.
		Thank you, Mark.
		That is from Spokane.
		So anybody with a good compass out there might take a reading and see what you see.
		Is it going on again?
		Well, as you know, there has been a recent strong rumor generated upon the internet that I died.
		That I was dead.
		They wrote my O bit on the internet.
		Really quite well done, actually.
		And so I've been answering questions, trying to correct this rumor that I am dead, with actually very little success, despite the apparent fact that I'm here on the air.
		Isn't that amazing?
		That's how hard it is to kill rumors.
		Now we've got another one.
		Apparently on a radio program, earlier tonight, some guest somewhere said that I had been invited to join the Trilateral Commission.
		Now, I would like to know who it is that said this.
		I mean, they came right out as a guest on a radio show, I think it was in Las Vegas, I'm not sure, and said that I had been invited or was a member of the Trilateral Commission.
		They stated this as fact.
		And I would like to know where people get this stuff.
		Now, my only way of fighting back, generally, has been to admit it.
		I'm a member, so what?
		What's it to you?
		And I belong to the Illuminati, too.
		And a lot of other organizations.
		That have symbols like skull and crossbones.
		All kinds of stuff like that.
		Secret ceremonies?
		Every weekend.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
		Going once, going twice, gone.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Um, yeah, I'm down in Austin, Texas.
unidentified		I'm looking at my radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, get that radio.
unidentified		Turn it off the loud.
unidentified		Go ahead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Um, I uh have uh been fascinated and intrigued by the most recent chupacabar.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it may be there in your town.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, as you know, we've got a photograph.
unidentified		I've spoken with you before about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We've got a photograph of this supposed chupacabra on my website now.
unidentified		Yeah, I just got a printout of that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And?
unidentified		And I am truly, truly fascinated.
		And whoever looked at this, I guess a herpetologist from the San Antonio Zoo looked at it and claimed that it was several reptiles put together.
		Whoever is looking for that, I ask your callers to look at it and see if anybody can get that from this picture.
		I'm sure that...
		I'm sure that the gentleman that the reporter that went down and filmed this, I'm sure he would have noticed stitching marks somewhere or something obvious, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, there was no word of that.
unidentified		But I got on the phone with the Texas Parks and Wildlife today.
		And I basically said, hypothetically speaking, if I trapped one of these things, would you guys be the ones interested in it?
		And he said, well, yeah, as a matter of fact, we would probably come asking you questions, undoubtedly.
		Really?
		And I went on with my story, and I basically told him about the report out of San Antonio, and obviously he was stupefied, hadn't heard anything about it, which is, you know, to be left up to your own judgment, I guess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it's been all over the media, so I don't know how he could have missed it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not just my program, but I mean, down in San Antonio.
unidentified		Well, so far, this is the funny thing.
		This thing supposedly came to Austin.
		I've been tapping doors everywhere, everywhere in town, and nobody has heard anything about it.
		You're kidding.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You mean like you go up and knock?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen a chupacabra?
unidentified		You'd be surprised, the people that I've brought this up to.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I bet I wouldn't be surprised if you'd get a lot of doors slammed in your face.
unidentified		No, not literally going door to door.
		I'm just talking about it in general.
		I tried to think of where this thing might have gone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, keep on the story.
		It may be in Austin.
		It may not be in Austin, but if it is, I have confidence you will find it.
unidentified		One more thing, real quick, before I let you go.
		is I saw I got a chance to see Hail Bob in the sky just with the naked eye.
		And I just wanted to help pump this thing to you, to the rest of your listeners, if you haven't seen this thing.
		I've never seen anything like it in the sky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, listen, one thing for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you found out I was a member of the Trilateral Commission, would you still love me?
unidentified		Well, I'm a member myself, so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, all right.
unidentified		And I don't think we're allowed to love each other.
		All right, thank you for being here.
		All right, brother.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, brother.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got to go.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That was metaphoric, you twit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, hi, how are you doing?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm okay.
unidentified		Yeah, this is Carl.
unidentified		I'm calling from Kodiak, Alaska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Kodiak Island, Alaska.
		All right.
		Welcome.
unidentified		Hell, thanks.
		I just wanted to say you can see that comet.
		It wasn't snowing tonight, but last Friday I was out and it was pretty clear and bright.
		This really stuck out like a sore film.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What I have heard is that in Alaska, you can see it at that latitude traversing nearly the entire sky at night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is that right?
unidentified		Oh, yeah, that's true.
		Yeah, it's real low on the horizon, but you can see it going the whole way across.
		So it's real nice.
		What I want to say, heard a comment a little while ago about what are the nation's, what's our goals, what's our national agenda.
		And there was a, Richard Nixon in his last book, Beyond Peace, he kind of talked about that, you know, we fought all the wars are to fight now.
		We've established peace.
		Now, what's our mission beyond peace?
		And he kind of alluded to the fact that we need to work on our nation within and make it a shining example to the rest of the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not sure we're done with wars.
		As a matter of fact, that's what we need is another good war.
		Who do you think it would be reasonable to go to declare war against?
unidentified		Well, it's a good thing, but probably the hottest area in the world, probably Middle East, with Israel and Palestine and all that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't think we want to declare war on Israel.
		And the Israelis are already at war with the Palestinians, more or less.
		But there ought to be some country out there that we could declare war against.
		You hate to see all this military hardware just sitting around rusting.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Ken from Central Ohio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Ken.
unidentified		Hi, John.
		All right.
		Get your thoughts on the Howard Stern movie.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how can I give you my thoughts?
		I can tell you, I've seen the trailers, and it looks stupid.
		I mean, if that's the best they can do is have Howard Stern standing there getting hit by a frisbee in the face, they're in trouble.
		The movie better be better than that.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or he's in trouble.
unidentified		Well, when are we coming out with an art building?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Never.
unidentified		Never.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I guess I shouldn't say that, huh?
		Probably never.
		No, I don't want to be in a movie.
unidentified		Pick the ring.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks.
		Yeah, I've seen the trailers of the Stern movie, and I don't think that I would have picked that scene to advertise private parts.
		I mean, that's all I've seen, is Stern standing there, and someone throws a frisbee, and he doesn't raise his arms to try to do anything, and it hits him in the face.
		And that is supposed to be a riotous trailer to entice one to go see the movie.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Cool.
		I can't believe it.
		You're here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where are you, actually?
unidentified		Jacksonville, Florida.
unidentified		I don't want to tell you my name.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Jacksonville, Florida, and you don't want to tell me your name?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		But I do want to stress.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There must be a name that all your life you wanted to have secretly.
		How about using that?
		Okay.
		So, what are we calling?
unidentified		Oh, it doesn't matter.
unidentified		My name is not important.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is too.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Okay, you can have my name.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		My real name is Nancy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nancy.
		That's a good name.
		All right.
		All right.
		What's on your mind, Nancy?
unidentified		Well, I have an implant, and I wanted to stress the importance to your guest on a previous show, Whitley.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whitley Streeber.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		He ought to take his.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, yeah, he's thinking about having it removed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where is yours?
unidentified		It's in my head.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In your head?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And what does it seem to do?
unidentified		Well, it's not doing anything right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm sorry?
unidentified		It's been there for 20 years.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		How old are you now?
		Roughly.
		30-something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		30-something.
		So for 20 years.
		So you got it as a teen.
unidentified		Yeah.
		And I was telepathically connected with these beings.
		And I went and met them and saw several different ships.
		I'm very nervous talking about this, but I would like to know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I can understand, sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so you went and met them and saw ships?
unidentified		Yes, and at one point I was taken aboard, and I was not a doctor, but I'm a volunteer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Should we ask what happened?
unidentified		Well, I didn't recall immediately what had happened.
		It was until quite some time later that I realized what had actually happened and that I do have an implant.
		But after that particular encounter, and there were other witnesses, and there is tangible evidence still here other than my implant.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Like what?
unidentified		A homing device that I was looking for and then this other family found it.
		And I thought I was working for a triangle.
		And I thought I scrubbed my mission because someone else found it on the other side of the river.
		And it became the Mysterious Death Ball.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now you're starting to lose me a little bit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think you're skipping through too much of the story or something.
unidentified		Too much information and really I don't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're an abductee is what it comes down to.
unidentified		Well, I don't feel like I'm an abductee.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, excuse me, a volunteer.
unidentified		Well, not a volunteer either.
		I just had my radio on.
		I heard, I answered the call, and I went.
		And they came.
		And the first few times I saw fighting, I logically said, oh, those are shooting stars.
		When they were in touch with me, telepathically, I was very comfortable.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's the reason for our war right there.
		They're messing with our teenage girls.
		She's 30-something.
		She's had it for 20 years.
		They obviously enticed her away.
		I won't say abducted because she said she sort of volunteered.
		So there's a good reason for a war.
		They're messing with our teenage girls, taking our teen girls.
		Let's get out the tanks.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Going once.
		Going twice, going.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Our bill?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I heard you mention the Aurora tonight.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And you say our government says we don't have one?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, they don't admit it.
unidentified		Well, my son works on that.
		I also have a book right here of Canadian Forces CP-140 Aurora.
		And it's 9 by 13, and it has 30-some pages of all the things in it.
		You believe that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I mean, I believe you have it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, who can know if it's genuine?
unidentified		My son.
		But it says here it was printed by Lockheed.
		Lockheed California Company, a division of Lockheed Aircraft Corporation, Burbank, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's the one, all right.
unidentified		Okay, now, he said that guy you had on there didn't know what he was talking about.
		That person that you mentioned tonight.
		Mark.
		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mark McCandlish?
unidentified		Yeah, McCandlish.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Didn't know what he was talking about.
unidentified		He didn't know what he was talking about.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But your son does.
unidentified		Aircraft doesn't do that fast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Does your son want to be a guest and tell us all about it?
unidentified		He can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		Because he was, he was, he has a government job.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But, well, then you, as his mother, might be getting him in trouble.
unidentified		Not necessarily.
unidentified		But I'll make you a copy of this book and send it to you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By all means, please do, and we'll get it up.
		You know us.
		We'll make it public.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		Right.
		Heck yeah.
		If you've got information on the aurora, send it along.
		Anybody with a photograph of the aurora, send it along.
		We'll put it up there.
		You know us.
		We'll do anything.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Yes, I heard that you were a member of the Trilateral Commission.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's the news, yeah.
unidentified		Yes, I heard that last night on another talk radio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I, you know, see, I began to get word of that today, that some guest had come on some talk show and said that Art Bell sold out, sold out, I believe, right?
unidentified		That's what I heard.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And is a member of the Trilateral Commission, and what else?
unidentified		That's basically what I heard.
unidentified		My question is, are you a member?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
unidentified		Well, I just heard you say that you were, so I guess that you are, am I right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What I said was that rather than constantly denying it, I simply have decided to begin to admit it.
		So, yeah, I'm a member.
		And it's people like you that are going to end up being slaves.
		And I'm going to be an officer in the New World Order.
		I mean, they've made me that.
		Well, I'm going to make a statement?
		And you're going to be a slave.
unidentified		Can I make a statement?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I suppose, if it's short.
unidentified		Okay, all I want to say is you're going to find out that you're going to be losing more of your freedom.
unidentified		You're not a free man again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not me.
		I'm part of the Trilateral Commission.
		I'm taking freedom, sir.
unidentified		I'll get more freedom.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, it's you that will be losing your freedom.
unidentified		You're going to find out.
unidentified		Just hear me out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're the one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, you're the one that's going to be losing your freedom.
unidentified		They're going to tell you what to do, and they're doing it right now.
		You're too much sincere on the air anymore.
		All the other American people are going to see it.
		It's not going to be part of the New World Order.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I'm going to be part of the ruling class.
		Thank you.
		Oh, my God.
		We'll be right back.
unidentified		This is CBZ.
		This is CBZ.
		This is TRN and CBC, Talk Radio Network and Chancellor Broadcasting Company, home of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
		This is TRN.
		Art Bell is taking calls on the wildcard line at 702-727-1295.
		That's 702-727-1295.
		First-time callers can reach Art Bell at 702-727-1222.
		702-727-1222.
		Now, here again, Art Bell.
		Well, here we go again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Here's the facts from Tom in Lancaster, California.
		Art, I heard the radio program you're talking about.
		With respect to the Trilateral Commission, the show was last night, 3497 on KXNT Las Vegas, on the Lou Epton Show.
		And it was stated as fact heard directly from your mouth by Lou's guest, a female whose name I cannot remember.
		However, she claims to be an investigative reporter, formerly with Media Bypass, and now with a Huntington Beach-based magazine called Investigative Reporter.
		The implication was that you could no longer be trusted, that you were overjoyed at receiving the invitation and that you would immediately accept, or have accepted, and are now an agent of the new world order and the one world government.
		73s, Tom, Lancaster.
		And I sold out.
		How much do you think I got?
		How much do you think they paid me to join?
		I mean, you've got to imagine I'm becoming a fairly big media force here, and we all know the trilateral commission doesn't mess with the little guys.
		They only come to the big media outlets, right?
		And I believe, you know, if you look at the chart, I think Peter Jennings is a member, isn't he?
		Tom Brokhon may be the only non-member of a big network.
		So, I mean, what is your guess out there?
		Did they pay me $1,000?
		Was I cheap?
		Did I sell out cheap?
		Did I get $25,000?
unidentified		$50,000?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		100,000?
		Well, I'm on...
		332 affiliates now.
		I ought to be worth quite a bit of money.
		Five reasons to declare war on Canada aren't.
		One, they plan to invade us, and they can't afford to.
		So we'd win a country.
		We'd go into debt rebuilding.
		Two, they're close, so it would be an affordable war.
		Three, no bugs to deal with.
		You fight in a winter.
		Four, we could get France to help out, too.
		Their economy needs a war as badly as we do.
		And five, more room plus energy to utilize for heart.
		That's Mike and his five good reasons to declare war on Canada.
		We do.
		We need a good war.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Yeah, this is Hobner in Fairbanks, Alaska.
		Way up north.
		Yep.
		That was a good thing you had on about the kids getting messed over because of the economy and the prices of cars being so high.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I didn't say anything about the price of cars.
unidentified		Well, I know, but I mean, that's one of the things that's...
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, you go out and buy a car today, and it's the price of a house when I was younger.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		That's what's getting very fair, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not only that, but they're mostly plastic.
unidentified		That's right.
		And they also, like, I had a 77 Chevy van.
		Got 15 to 18 miles a gallon.
		It didn't have a computer in it, but the new ones only get 15 to 18 miles a gallon.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And they've got computers.
unidentified		And they've got computers.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And they cost $30,000 and $40,000.
unidentified		That's right.
unidentified		And like the, what do you call it, the brakes, the analyte brakes, they're saying that they don't work either.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, no wonder kids are doing drugs, sir.
		I appreciate your call.
		We were actually discussing what it is that's And we were wondering out loud why people are turning to drugs.
		I believe the stats.
		I'm sure they're true.
		But why is there an increased need for escapism?
		That's a pretty good question, huh?
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
		Hi.
		Hello, Art.
unidentified		This is Bob from BC.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Bob.
unidentified		BC Bob.
		Hey, you know this number 666?
		Yes.
		It need not always be taken pejoratively.
		I know.
		I think a lot of Christians and people know that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what really bothered me about the caller was he had two examples of 666, right?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And then I gave him one and he didn't like it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Like his numbers are cool and my numbers are trash.
unidentified		Yeah, well, if he got his from the Bible, which generally I think that's where it started.
		There's also in 2 Chronicles 9:13, "Now the weight of gold that came to Solomon..." So you can, if you wish, you can certainly paraphrase it.
		Okay, well, it was 603 score and 6 talents of gold.
		That's 666.
		Right.
		And, you know, see, as far as the beast himself, on the forehead could be the mark or his name or the number of his name.
		The 666 is a symbolic numerical representation of his name.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tell me something.
		Seth.
		If you got up in the morning, went in, brushed your teeth, and went to comb your hair, and noticed a kind of a weird thing there in your scalp, and you parted your hair a little bit, and there it was, three sixes.
unidentified		What would you do?
unidentified		Well, I'd find a way of erasing it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would you?
unidentified		I don't really...
unidentified		I wouldn't really need...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I meant if you found this and you had not had a tattoo or anything like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it just was there.
unidentified		Well, the mark basically is more of a, I would say, more of a symbolic thing where it's written in the heart rather than written physically on the forehead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, I'll tell you, you are a cool customer.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Thank you, sir, for the call.
		Have a good morning.
		How about the rest of you?
		Brush your teeth.
		Look down a little bit.
		You're brushing your teeth.
		This little...
unidentified		What is it?
unidentified		Part your hair.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Three sixes.
unidentified		There they are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What would you do?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning.
		Good morning, Art.
		Is 707 a new area code?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, I don't think so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's been around for a little while.
unidentified		Okay, it won't let me dial that one.
unidentified		Anyway, I'm Ben from Arizona, but I'm calling from Ohio, another truck driver.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I call area code 707 all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's where the C-Crane Company is in Fortuna, California.
unidentified		Okay, well, it won't work for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how can that be?
unidentified		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you dialing a one first?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
		Well, that's not what I called about.
		May I have your fax number?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's area code 707.
unidentified		Uh-oh, go ahead.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm just kidding.
		Area code 702-727-8499.
		Do not send more than three pages or they will not print out and I'll never see them.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Okay.
		I have seen some crazy stuff out there and had weird feelings, but not like that other driver talked about.
		In my whole life, I've seen two UFOs.
		One was in San Diego, and the other, many of them, was in New Mexico.
		But what I called about is the cloning business.
		That cloning has been around for a while.
		A friend of mine is in jail over his clone.
		He made a clone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of himself?
unidentified		Of himself.
		But the personality of the clone took his bad side.
		And the language was just terrible, cursing all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is working up to a very, very old joke about pushing a clone down the steps.
		An obscene clone.
		Don't tell me that joke, and don't anybody send it to me anymore.
		I've got a thousand copies of it.
unidentified		Okay, Art.
		I'm sorry about that.
		I enjoy your show, and I'm going to send you some info.
		I ran into an organization over 25 years ago.
		I thought they were full of baloney.
		They said that their leader came from a spaceship.
		And I really, I joined and found that out about six months later.
		What got me was the telepathy and mind reading and all of this stuff is what got me involved in the organization.
		But when they came out with that thing about him coming from some other planet, I sort of left them.
		But nowadays, it may be true.
		And I'll send you some information on that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I used to be able to comment on this kind of stuff, but now that I'm a member of the CFR Trilateral Commission, and well, I should let it slip, the CFR, too.
		I just can't comment on this kind of stuff anymore.
		But I appreciate the call.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi there.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		This is Barbara from Everett.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Everett, Washington?
unidentified		No, Everett, Washington.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn your radio off up there.
unidentified		I've got the television on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, turn the TV off.
unidentified		Oh, okay.
unidentified		There you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stereo?
		Any other noise-making devices?
		Turn them off.
unidentified		That's all I got on.
		All right.
		Yeah, um, about that comet?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And the comet, Hailbot.
unidentified		Yes.
		Yes.
		Um, you think it'll hit the Earth?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do I think it'll hit Earth?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
unidentified		Oh, boy.
		What time?
		I mean, what date?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		April 1st.
unidentified		April 1st.
unidentified		Two days for my girl's birthday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, dear, it's not going to hit Earth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Its closest approach will be 123 million miles away.
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay?
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So not to worry.
		That's substantially further away than our sun.
		So the comet is way out there.
		Nevertheless, it's going to put on quite a show.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, this is Felix in San Antonio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Felix.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		I had just gotten back from vacation from Germany and was hearing the reports on your program about the chupacabra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		And just a couple of days ago, I didn't know whether that was true or.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it is true that a television station there in San Antonio got video of what is said or might be A chupacabra.
		I got that video, got my hot little paws upon it, and took a still photograph from it and put it up on the website.
		So that much is true.
		Whether or not it really is a chupacabra, who knows?
unidentified		Oh, wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So go take a look at the photograph and tell me what you think.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And since you're in the San Antonio area, watch your tail end.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, I wanted to tell you about an experience I had.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Was it Chupacabra?
unidentified		Oh, no.
		Well, I don't know what it was, but I'm a regular jogger.
		And we have a big park in the back of our house that comes right up to our back fence.
		And as I was jogging along, off in the distance I could see what looked like deer.
		And that's actually what it was.
		Two deer lying dead with both of their legs missing in front, both of them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, that's bad.
unidentified		And yeah, I never ran the next mile so fast in my life.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll bet.
		All right.
		Well, you watch yourself down there because there have been some fairly impressive recent reports in the San Antonio area, that, of course, being Winthley Streeber's home.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, the other night you had on some rules for cats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, rules for cats.
unidentified		Yeah, can you read those on the air for me?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I read them the other night.
unidentified		But my girlfriend didn't get to hear them, and she would love that, and she's listening now.
unidentified		Could you please.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll see what I can do.
		I can't make any absolute promises here.
		Okay, well, she'd like to go back to sleep as soon as she can, so if you do decide to do it, I'd Okay.
		All right?
unidentified		Thanks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I see, I get so much stuff like that, so many goodies, that it's literally impossible to keep them all.
unidentified		Rules for cats.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That was a pretty good one.
		Somebody should resend that one to me, I suppose, because I don't immediately see it.
		All right, East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		All right, Art.
unidentified		Good morning.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		Jeff from New Orleans.
		Yes, sir.
		Yeah, I had a couple of things I just wanted to ask you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By the way, have you noticed that your New Orleans affiliates, WSMB it is?
unidentified		Yes, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Has added A, the last hour of the program, and B, Dreamland.
unidentified		I was going to, that's what I was going about.
unidentified		One of the things.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do the wild thing.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's 702-727-1295.
unidentified		Might be at the best time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, you just put touch tones online, sir, and I can't allow that.
unidentified		That was a mistake.
unidentified		I'm sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just don't let it happen again.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		I was wondering what might be the best time to view the comet these days, and where?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		About an hour to an hour and a half before your local sunrise.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Go out and look east, and then look north just a little bit, and look up about 20 or 30 degrees in the sky, and there she'll be, bright and fuzzy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And that's a comet.
unidentified		Bright and fuzzy.
unidentified		I'll know it when I see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And if you've got binoculars or a little eyepiece of some kind, it will be startlingly clear.
unidentified		Great.
		Okay?
		Great.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks, sir.
		Enjoy it.
		It'll be the best comet of your lifetime, in all likelihood.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Would have been first-time caller line?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello?
		Who have I got a hold of you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who are you calling?
unidentified		I'm trying to call Art Bill.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then, you're really in luck.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
		Art, thank you.
		This is Reagan from Spring Valley.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		On the harp situation, when you had the gentleman on that was investigating that, my question is, if we had a big volcano or an asteroid hit, could we control the weather enough to wash out the dust and debris early enough before it caused global cooling?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I would have no idea.
unidentified		It's just, you know, hey, maybe we could commandeer that thing and make it useful.
unidentified		And I've got a country that I think we could Yeah, Antarctica, I think it's the only one we could.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'd declare war on the Antarctic.
		Well, that would be like declaring war on the U.N., because I understand.
		That's right.
		There are many, many countries.
		We could start a full world war that way.
		Now you're really talking.
unidentified		Okay.
		And one other thing, I found out who is in control of our business cycle.
		He is a Chinaman.
		His name is Sum Dumb Luck.
		Some dumb luck.
		Some dumb luck, yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is he related to Alan Greensban?
unidentified		Well, you know, with all this Chinese connections in Washington and other.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Otherwise known as says some dumb stuff.
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye, sir.
unidentified		Thank you, sir.
unidentified		Enjoy your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Irrational exuberance.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Art.
		Hi.
		Brian from Sacramento.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Brian.
unidentified		Yeah, I was listening, and I wonder sometimes, doesn't anybody recognize sarcasm when they hear it?
unidentified		Don't you dare deny you're not a member of the.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The answer is, a lot of people don't, my friend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They don't understand.
unidentified		I've been listening to you for years, and I cannot believe that they, you know, they cannot recognize sarcasm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hey, this is serious now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, people are beginning to have guess, you know, on this conspiracy show.
unidentified		They figure you're dead still, too.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, since I'm, well, if I'm not dead, then I'm a member of the Trilateral Commission.
unidentified		There's some disinformation going out on you, and no one can recognize you.
unidentified		So keep up the good work.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		You know, you've got to understand my sense of humor, and obviously a lot of people don't.
		I think it's a riot myself.
		And I feed it a little Bit by simply not denying it.
		I mean, you know, why bother?
		Anybody who's going to call up and seriously ask that, I'm going to tell them sure.
unidentified		You betcha.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm going to be at the head of the line.
		When the new world order is instituted, by the way, it'll be overnight.
		I'll be right there.
		One of the officers.
		They promised me an armband.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning.
		Yeah, good morning.
		I'm not sure if I'm talking to Argyr if I'm talking to this clone, but if it is a clone, you're doing an awfully good job of vivitating me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that then underscores the success of cloning in America already.
unidentified		That's right, right.
		Hey, I heard that report about you being a member of all those organizations, and like the last caller just said, he said it formally, I guess.
		Some people just don't recognize the sarcasm.
		Well, they're just not scared and don't understand the sense of humor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
		And I guess they're looking for something to say, you know, something to scare people with.
		Art Bell is a member now of the one world government.
		You can no longer trust anything he says.
		He's one of them.
		Hey, I got a news flash for you.
unidentified		We have a Chupa Catra.
unidentified		My daughter has a pet Chupa Catra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Chupacabra?
unidentified		No, hers is a Chupa Catra.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A Chupcatra?
unidentified		Yeah, she has a kitten that she named Chupaca.
		I called him Chupi for short.
		He doesn't look anything at all like the way the pictures were described.
		He's a soft, fuzzy little critter, very affectionate.
		It does nibble a little bit, to bite a little bit, but so far he hasn't started sucking blood.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, well, you watch him, you know, they suck the breast from babies in the middle of the night.
unidentified		Well, we've got a pretty good-sized house full of cats.
		And all a bunch of good pets.
		We're cat lovers also.
		Definitely cat lovers.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Tail 1 World Order, sir.
unidentified		Good night, Art.
unidentified		Good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What have been?
		Wild card line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hi, good morning, Art.
unidentified		I have a couple of questions about cloning, but first of all, I think it's pretty obvious how much the Trilateral Commission paid you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How much?
unidentified		It's not very much money, but you couldn't resist the symbolic significance.
unidentified		$666,000.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Of course, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've hit it right on the head.
unidentified		I didn't get to hear Friday Night Show, unfortunately.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, I framed the check.
unidentified		I'm sure you would, yes.
unidentified		If one was to clone me or I was to clone myself, is my clone a baby or a fully grown adult or what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it's a baby.
unidentified		Okay, so it has to grow up and learn.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But actually, you really want it that way because, depending, of course, on what you're going to use your clone for, you want good, fresh, absolutely fresh organs.
unidentified		That's true.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, as you grow older, you want your clone to be in early 20s, mid-20s, somewhere in there, so that if you need a liver or a heart or a lung or, you know, whatever it is you need, you get a good, fresh one.
unidentified		Now, with an intelligent clone, does it have my thoughts and my feelings or just my hereditary traits or what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not sure about that part, but I guess we'll know soon the way things are going.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sir, I got to run.
unidentified		Thanks, Arch.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		From a member.
unidentified		We'll be right back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good little song about the devil.
unidentified		Pit Friday.
		George said he was looking for a soul to steal.
		He was in a bag, but he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal.
		But he came across this young man sewing on the fiddle and playing it hot.
		And the devil jumped up on a hickory gun and said, boy, let me tell you what.
		I guess you didn't know him, but I am a fiddle player, too.
		And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
		Now, you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due.
		I've got a fiddle of gold against the stove to think I'm better than you.
		The boy says my name's Johnny and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet you're gonna regret'cause I'm the best as ever.
		Yes, yes, give me a favor.
		I'm up here and I'm gonna play a little hard.
		Cause hell's so loose in Georgia and the devil's here is a power.
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art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, this is too cool.
		I've got something that it says, please don't read this over the air, so I won't put your name on the air.
		It comes from the state of Washington.
		So the rumor of my being in the trilateral commission has now actually allegation has made it all the way to Washington.
		And I'm going to read it on the air anyway, but I won't give your name.
		Art?
		I have been informed that the source of the trilateral allegation is Karen Lee Fixman.
		She is either a reporter for or possibly editor of A national newsletter called The Investigative Reporter.
		Supposedly, this comes from a cable splice document, whatever the hell that is, and is supposed to be linked to an authentic Pentagon debriefing and plan intended to destroy any organizing efforts of the growing American patriot movement.
		Apparently, Ms. Bixman has a government document referring to the planting of disinformation through the radio, and as I understand it, your name's mentioned in this government document.
		So there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
		Apparent source of the rumor.
		Or no, it's not a rumor.
		It's an allegation.
		She said I am a member of it.
		I want to see this document.
		Get it to me and I'll put it on the internet.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Art?
		Yes.
		Hi, how about that?
		How about?
		This is Helen from Milwaukee.
		Hello, Helen.
		I just thought, my God, they must be scared to death of you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		It's getting really weird out there, Helen.
		I guess when you get well-known, no matter what, you know, this kind of stuff begins to happen.
		I don't know.
unidentified		Well, you're a heck of a lot of fun, and I enjoy your program very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I try to have fun in life, Helen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		If you can't do that, what's the point?
unidentified		Hey, how about that?
		Yeah.
		Okay, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, dear.
		See you later.
		Yeah, if you can't have fun in life, what's the point?
		And, you know, I've got a serious side.
		You know I do.
		I do serious programs.
		But then again, sometimes it's just, it's better to have fun.
		More interesting to have fun.
unidentified		Apparently, Ms. Beeksman has no sense of humor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, well.
		I really should feed this.
		First time caller line, call us toll-free at 1-800-618-8255.
		Gone.
		Gone like the wind.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		That's right in California.
		There she is.
		Come on.
		Hail, Brother Mason.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Doug, Mason.
unidentified		I forgot your One World Government line.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You've got to remember I'm a 99th degree Mason.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right?
unidentified		It was a little bad.
unidentified		Hey, you know that guy that called up and said, I'm scared.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have a card with a...
		Wait, wait now.
		Now there's no thing.
		I have a card with a world.
		It's got a picture of the world on it.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And it's got a special secret symbol over it.
unidentified		Scary.
		Yeah.
		You know that guy that called up and said that he thinks the country is suffering from godlessness?
		Yes.
		I am suffering from godlessness.
		Do you know why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh, yes, you told us long ago.
unidentified		No, you were wrong.
unidentified		It's because I am a goddess and I have no god to be my consort.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You did call during our god on the special goddess line long ago, didn't you?
		You are a goddess.
		A lot of people in the audience think of you as a goddess.
unidentified		Yes, well.
		And now they know that I'm suffering from godlessness.
		And you know why I'm suffering from godlessness?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is one of the reasons that I haven't put your picture on the internet.
unidentified		Why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because everybody has their own little image of you as a goddess, their goddess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Exactly.
unidentified		Um, listen, now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listening.
unidentified		I hate to, you know, I have taken a vow of celibacy between me and the universe until I find my soulmate.
unidentified		And that's why I am a godmother.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A vow of celibacy?
unidentified		Yep, I even bought a twin bed.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Physical.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So physical celibacy.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
		And emotional celibacy, I guess.
		Wow.
		Mm-hmm.
		And so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's serious news to try and digest this morning, along with my trilateral commission membership.
unidentified		Well, you know, I'm sure that my floormate is one of your listeners.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's entirely possible, yes.
unidentified		Well, you know, how else am I going to explain to him that I call another man in the middle of the night, all the time?
		So he has to be one of your listeners, David.
		David understands.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But which one?
unidentified		I don't know.
		Hey, you know, how about that pistol-packing pagan that called last night?
		Remember him, the pistol instructor?
		The pistol-packing pagan.
		Yeah, almost before, after 3.30.
		He called up and he's a gun instructor.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah, I remember that.
unidentified		I like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		And he's a witch, too.
		Yep.
		I was like, wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, that almost could be enough to possibly turn you away from your twinbed celibacy.
unidentified		Well, there's a couple of other things that he has to pass by.
		You know, my soulmate's a very special man because I have two children.
		And so he has to take them into their heart, too.
		He gets like three for the price of one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's hard, isn't it?
unidentified		It's very hard.
unidentified		But, you know, I, you know, I keep positive because in this age of lots of divorce, I figure that there's a man out there with a child, too, and I would be more than willing to take another child into my house.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you could merge as a family.
unidentified		Mm-hmm.
		It'll happen.
		It'll happen.
		Well, how?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, not so long as you have a double twin beds.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen.
unidentified		Well, I'm sorry, but.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It will happen.
		You will find the right person.
		That person is out there.
		I don't know how it'll happen.
		I can't, you know, I'm not good enough to make those kinds of predictions.
unidentified		Well, if you think you see him, you can show him my picture.
		Okay?
		Because I trust your judgment, because you could disinfect me.
		I sure did.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, dear.
		As a matter of fact, to demonstrate to you, and Ms. Bitzman, I hope you're listening, to demonstrate my newly found power as a member of the Trilateral Commission, the day before yesterday, I called the Las Vegas Sun, it's a very mainstream newspaper, and demanded that they run a big story on me.
		And so if you doubt my power and you're in Las Vegas, check this morning's Sun newspaper.
		You'll see a demonstration of my power.
		International Line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		I'm calling from Ched Country in Edmonton, Alberta.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's C-H-E-D indeed.
unidentified		Yes, sir.
unidentified		How warm does it get out there at this time of year?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what time?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You ought to specify a time a day.
unidentified		Oh, in the afternoon.
unidentified		Two.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It might get up to 70.
unidentified		Well, that's not too bad.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's plus 70 for you.
unidentified		Oh, yeah.
		Plus 70 Fahrenheit.
		Well, in Fahrenheit temperature, we've taken a big dip.
		We're down to about minus 2 now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're minus 2 Fahrenheit?
unidentified		We had a beautiful February, but March has come in like a lamb.
unidentified		We'll see if the saying holds true on the 31st.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe we'll clone March, and you'll have March and April.
unidentified		Well, I'd rather clone February.
unidentified		Anyhow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you like the very cold weather?
unidentified		As a matter of fact, I don't mind it cold.
		I just hate it when it goes up and down and up and down.
		One day it's minus 30, next day it's minus 60, next day it's plus 2, and you find out, your body can't figure out what temperature it is, and I get sick.
		I'd rather have it like minus 40 all winter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Frankly, I have a hard time delineating between minus 30 and minus 60.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Both of me are cold as hell.
unidentified		Anyhow, you're talking about this cloning.
		I really think it's going to be bigger than the atom issue.
		In the moral sense.
		So do I. We don't know how to handle it.
		Governments are rushing to ban it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		By the way, our president has had a lot to say on cloning in the last few days, saying no government money and enjoying the private sector.
		Of course, we're free countries, right?
		He's asking the private sector not to clone.
		What has your governments in Canada had to say on the subject?
		Surely something.
unidentified		Well, I think they're trying to get legislation to ban it altogether, Hugh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was going to suggest that Canadians sound so much alike that it's probably been going on for years up there anyway.
unidentified		Well, I hate to tell you, you know, we had it a long time ago.
		And, you know, JC is probably well aware of this, but, you know, we've cloned several Canadians, and we've implanted them into the United States into the infrastructure.
		Yes.
		And we're not coming.
		We're already there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Canadian moles.
unidentified		One thing you mentioned about cloning a...
		You could clone an individual without a brain for organ transplants.
		And I figured, well, I thought that would be a good idea, but...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It would have to have a little bitty brain enough to keep the bodily functions going, right?
unidentified		If you could be that specific, why couldn't you clone a liver or heart?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I asked that very question of Loyola, I can't say that, Loyola University professor the other night, and he said, indeed, one day it may be possible.
unidentified		But here's a future ad from your 2002, Derek Bell Show.
		Absolutely fresh organ.
		You got it.
		Phone of your very own.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		Prone in our lab in southern Kentucky, stored fresh for you until you need a fresh organ of choice.
		That's right.
		Pronouning $100,000 plus shipping to the hospital of your choice.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Next day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Part of the business.
unidentified		Yes, Federal Express.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Have a good day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Livers on the road.
		Yeah.
		Time now to open line anything goes, and it really does, talk radio.
		International line, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hey, Art.
unidentified		This is Tim from Calgary, Alberta.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Calgary, Alberta.
		Another Canadian clone.
		How you doing?
unidentified		Another Canadian clone.
unidentified		I'm proud to be here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		The one thing I want to talk to you about there, Art, is I just wanted to let you know that you're extremely popular out here in the western part of Canada.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thanks.
unidentified		And I think when it comes to negotiation times, if you can get them in QR77 out here in Calgary to get them to carry you the full five hours.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		QR77?
unidentified		Yeah, out here in Calgary.
unidentified		We're affiliated with Chad up in Edmonton there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And they call it QR77?
		Yeah.
		Oh, I see.
		Which means it's 770 on the dial, right?
unidentified		You betcha.
unidentified		And another thing, too, when you're on the web next time, browse through Canada, and if you look through St. Paul, Alberta, you'll find that they have quite a history of cattle mutilations and UFO sightings and a lot of activity going on in that area of the world.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
		See, a lot of Americans think it's just sort of American mythology, but it's not.
		This is going on all over the world, including right there in Canada.
unidentified		Well, I mean, I can give you a famous incident.
unidentified		We had a sighting one day in the city of Montreal, and there was over 400 people that saw it in downtown Montreal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		There you are.
unidentified		And, hey, that cloning business, that's terrible.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it may be.
		Yeah, it may be.
		It may be terrible.
		We'll see.
unidentified		Yeah.
		And anyways, I just liked your show.
		I think you're a cool guy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We're a little different than what you hear on a lot of Canadian radio, that's for sure.
unidentified		Well, I'll tell you.
		We get a lot of boring conservative stuff up here in Canada.
		And yeah, Tom, I like to throw your name at some of these talk show hosts out here, and it just rattles them up and they start squawking about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
unidentified		I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who cares?
		I appreciate it.
		Thank you.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		Yeah, sure.
		There's a lot of talk show hosts squawking about me.
		And that's all right.
		Who cares?
		It's like they must not have much better to do.
		And the answer is, really, they don't.
		After they finish their hours of bashing the president or praising the president, they run out of things to talk about.
		So they talk about me.
		And that's all right, too.
		I have sort of learned not to let it bother me.
		And for some time now, it has not.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Hey, Arn, how's it going?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		All right.
		I understand it.
		Yeah, Goddess is searching for a consort.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's what she said.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, I'm no matchmaker.
unidentified		I understand.
unidentified		Actually, I'm afraid it's your Austin affiliate.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yes, yes, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I'm getting a lot of calls from Austin.
unidentified		I know.
		It's just going to have to go through the room.
		I'm really impressed.
		But actually, I'm not really searching myself necessarily, but she sounded very tempting.
		I I had to I'd at least call and try.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She intentionally she intentionally, I I'm convinced sounds that way.
unidentified		Well, it's incredible.
		It's incredible if she keeps calling.
		Because uh, I don't know, it says a little something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know that some people have put ads in her local newspaper in her town trying to get in contact with her?
unidentified		Really?
		Yes.
		Wow.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
unidentified		I pretty much got that special something that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		You know how she got her name, or maybe you don't.
		We call her Tin.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And one night I decided nobody on the air, you know, I like doing stuff nobody else does.
		So I asked my audience, count them up, how many of the Ten Commandments in your life have you broken?
		Right?
		I did a survey.
		And she was one of only two people who called up and said, all ten.
unidentified		Wow.
		Well, I think anybody else is probably lying.
		Well, aside from the murder.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks for the dog.
unidentified		That just struck me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		You know, lots of people from Austin.
		We must really be catching fire in Austin.
		But that's how she got her 10.
		A lot of people think it's something else.
		It's not.
		She claimed to have violated all Ten Commandments.
		Now, you think about that a little bit.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Good morning, Arg.
		I want to say that you have some excellent guests of late.
		I really enjoyed it.
		The one person who was a Jesuit priest gave an excellent perspective.
		I think something that maybe we don't hear across the news.
		But in reference to cloning, I have an immediate use for cloning.
		Bone marrow, people need bone marrow all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Absolutely.
unidentified		If they get a clone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Spinal fluid, they need that.
unidentified		Absolutely.
		But I think what would happen is as soon as they cloned a person and the authorities found out about it, I think that clone would be protected by our Constitution.
		And so that would immediately be considered another person.
		And if that person died, they'd be tried for murder.
		You know, I think there is something that...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And the question, of course, would be, is a clone a human being?
unidentified		Right.
unidentified		Well, I'm a twin, an identical twin, so I sort of feel like a clone because I'm baby B. Well, you are a clone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You are a clone.
unidentified		Yeah, that's true.
unidentified		So I don't think I want to give up any parts of me for anyone else unless I choose to do so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You are an identical twin?
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really identical in every single way?
unidentified		Yeah, he's on the East Coast.
		I'm on the West Coast.
		And, you know, we have so many similarities.
		When we get together, my kids, when they were small, never wanted to let me go because they were afraid they might accidentally be left with my brother.
		So it's kind of interesting.
		But one other thing, rules for cats.
		When you find that, you ought to just post that on the web.
		That'd be kind of interesting, and people could maybe send in stuff to add to it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll see what I can do.
unidentified		It might just be fun.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I get so many of these sorts of things that I just can't hold on to them all the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, I read them, and then after I've trashed them for two days, I start getting a million messages.
unidentified		Oh, please send me a copy of that.
unidentified		I think it's because there's so many cat lovers and cat haters out there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		And my cat comet, by the way, Comet Report, is doing so well.
		Comet now spends 80% of his time out with the rest of us, as opposed to being under the bed.
		It used to be the other way around.
		He would only come out when people went to sleep.
		Now, Comet comes out and is becoming a social cat.
		I mean, not completely social, mind you.
		He has yet to intentionally come up and rub up against me.
		But that day is coming.
		That day is coming, and I can pick him up and I can cuddle him.
		It's a really weird thing.
		I can pick Comet up and cuddle him, but he doesn't like sitting on laps.
		But boy, if you cuddle him, he'll start to purr.
		Comet is my wild cat.
		And when I say wild, we're talking 10 on a scale of 10.
		This cat was get me near a human and I'm going to bite him and scratch him and die if I have to stay, you know, that kind of wild.
		So that's a long way.
		We've come a long way.
		It's been about, what, nine or ten months?
		Breaking here at the bottom of the hour.
		I'm your trilateral guy at CBC.
unidentified		This is TRN and CBC, Talk Radio Network and Chancellor Broadcasting Company, home of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
		I keep hearing your concerns about my business.
		All the stocks you've given me this.
		Coincident.
		If I were to walk in NBC, I wouldn't be enough.
		But you're no friend to worry about me out at the lunch of us.
		Gallpan flowers on the wall.
		That don't bother me at all.
		Art Bell is taking calls on the wildcard line at 702-727-1295.
		That's 702-727-1295.
		First time callers can reach Art Bell at 702-727-1222.
		702-727-1222.
		Now, here again, Art Bell.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Here I am once again, Mr. Trilateral.
		You know what I've got?
		I've got plans.
		I've got the actual maps of where all the concentration camps are going to be located.
unidentified		You ought to see it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Looks like a rose garden or something.
unidentified		So many pins in the map.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's where we're going to take the uncooperative out there and retrain them.
		Or ensure they never see the light of day.
		They'll be delivered there by black helicopter and trained by those that will report directly to me and those like me.
		So they are Pixman.
		Take that and run with it.
		East over the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art Bell.
		This is Ed from Madison, Wisconsin, WTBY.
		Hello, Ed.
		I've been listening to you for a couple of years, and I really enjoy your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		But I want to take you to task on two things.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's fine.
unidentified		The first one is when you had Daniel Brinkley on your show, he was in support of alternative health care, and I think that meant things like diet and herbs and fasting and not absolutely fresh organs.
		So, you know, he got struck by lightning to figure that out.
		I hate to have the same thing happen to you.
		And the second thing was, you used to only promote products that you tried yourself.
		Now, what about with Kydo Slim and Dr. Michael Toplinsky's prostate formula?
		What's the story there?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In both cases, I have not claimed to try it myself because, only because I don't need it.
		Now, I'm not going to take something to fix a prostate that doesn't have a problem.
		And I am not going to lose weight when I'm not overweight.
unidentified		Okay, well, thanks for claring that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It should be clear because I say very clearly on the air if I'm using something.
unidentified		Okay, I appreciate it.
unidentified		Take care.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		See you later.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		King Arthur.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nah, not a king.
unidentified		The Magic Christian, calling you from San Buenaventura.
unidentified		The good trip.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Venture by the sea.
unidentified		First of all, I want to correct a mistake that I made when I talked to you last night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You made a mistake?
unidentified		Oh, I don't know what came over me.
		I got the call letters of your local affiliate here in town, KVDN, where your friend Jerry works.
		Right, but I gave the wrong dial location.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that is unforgivable.
unidentified		I said 1520, which is incorrect.
unidentified		You guys listening over there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Couldn't be 1520.
		You know why it couldn't be 1520?
		Because KOMA in Oklahoma City is on 1520.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		I'll accept that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so what are they on?
unidentified		1450.
		1450.
		Right.
		Okay.
		You got a pencil handy, Art?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How could I do a show without having a pencil handy?
unidentified		Okay, I just wanted to give you a little tidbit for yourself and those listeners that might want to check this.
		What?
		A Bible verse.
		Jeremiah 32, 20.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you very much.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mike, first time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, all right, Bill, this is like playing Russian roulette with this redial.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know, there was a story about a guy the other day, a true idiot, and this is a true story, who decided in an office lunch break room that he was going to be real macho and play Russian roulette in front of the other employees.
		I'm serious now.
		The idiot forgot to take out all the bullets but one.
unidentified		I heard about that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Blew his brains out.
unidentified		He left all the bullets in, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Talk about dumb.
unidentified		Oh, man.
unidentified		I was calling because I heard that chick on the air, the one that was the goddess.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Yeah, and I think she was calling for me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You felt that you were hearing your soulmate?
unidentified		Yeah, I heard her before, and it's really like the first time I ever called you because can you feel this in your soul?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Or do you think it might be more hormonal?
unidentified		Well, I just think that we had some kind of click there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I know, but was it a hormonal click or a soul click?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's an important statement.
unidentified		Well, it was like I haven't been with a woman for quite a while.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, it could have been a hormonal.
unidentified		Yeah, maybe, but I don't think so, because I've been real careful.
		I've been, you know, really looking for a certain person.
		And I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe this may be it, then.
unidentified		I can't find anybody else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that may be you're the one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		How did I get in touch with her, though?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I haven't the slightest idea.
		You could run an ad.
		I forget where she calls from inner town, in a newspaper.
unidentified		Oh, man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Other people have done that.
unidentified		I can't remember where she called from.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Seems like it's Redding, maybe.
unidentified		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, in California?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think that might be right.
unidentified		Because I'm in Hayward.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you?
unidentified		Yeah, and I'm a biker.
unidentified		I could get there pretty fast.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're a biker?
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I'm not sure that enhances your case.
unidentified		Well, it is, really, because I got a lot of Viking blood in me and Scotch and German blood.
unidentified		I'm a pretty strong dude, you know, and just the thing a goddess chick would be looking for.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Viking on a bike.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I've got it.
		Thank you.
		Good luck to you.
		I think it's Redding.
		I'm not certain.
		I think it's Redding.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Yeah, Mr. Bell, I'm out of Kansas City.
unidentified		My name is Stephen.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Steve.
unidentified		And I wanted to make a comment about the lady yesterday who took on the demons.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, and wore them to a frazzle.
unidentified		Yeah, she needs to go in the adult film business.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You think so?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I think there are more risks involved in terrestrial production of that sort than there would be in the astral plane.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's true.
unidentified		And then the trucker tonight who said he lost time and had the same song, he's probably listening to Alice's Restaurant Mass Current or Inegata DeVita.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		18 Minutes, right, for Inegata DeVita?
		Yeah.
		Well, that's a good thought.
		Thank you very much.
		They don't make long songs the way they used to.
		Remember Miss American Pie?
		That was another good one.
		During my years as a disc jockey, and I did have those years, see, there were a couple of good Beatle ones, too.
		There were some really long songs during which you could perform all sorts of things.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air, huh?
unidentified		Baba booy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Baba booy.
		Baba booee to you.
		Is that it?
		That's the only problem with Howard Stern fans.
		Their general lexicon doesn't go beyond bubba buoy.
		And required to say more than that, they seem to get stuck.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
		Hello.
		Good morning.
		I've got Carolyn Dixman's newsletter if you want to get her on your show.
		She's actually usually very informative and very well-versed in study on most of her subjects.
		I was surprised to see your name in her.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So I am in there, huh?
unidentified		Yeah, I've got the January 97 newsletter.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And she says I'm a trilateral commission person.
unidentified		She first recorded November 96.
		Really?
		And again in January 9th, 97.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now, see, right away I wonder about it.
		How well circulated could it be?
		Because I just found out about it today.
		I mean, well, now, yesterday.
		And she reported on it back in November?
unidentified		Well, she's done a lot of work in California on the EPA Log Check 2 program out here.
unidentified		And that's where most of her work has been in California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how does she get from that to Art Bell's in the Trilateral Commission?
unidentified		Well, every month she comes out with new stuff, and I guess that's what her topic was this time.
		But my real topic I want to talk to you about was the quickening.
		Yes.
		And I've only heard the show a few times mention it, and I'm not really familiar with it.
		And I just got the, what is it, the March issue of the New America.
		And they talk about an Archbishop Malingo who is an exorcist in the Vatican, and how they will not let him practice in the church.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why not?
unidentified		Well, they say that, let's see here, that the devil in the Catholic Church is so protected now that he is like an animal protected by the government.
unidentified		Sidoni Gokey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, I read that.
		I read that myself.
		So, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
		But you know what else it said?
		If you read further in the article, you will find that the Catholic Church is now desperately seeking the services of more exorcists because they believe that evil is on the increase all around the world.
		And I think they're probably dead on.
unidentified		Don't you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Can you cut the radio off?
		Yep, cut that radio off.
		Mr. Whispers with Wynn in Birmingham, WAPI 1070?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, sir.
unidentified		Glad we got you back on.
unidentified		What, been a year or so?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not only did you get us back on, but on a far more powerful station.
unidentified		Well, I had to search all over the nation here a couple of years ago.
		I just wanted to let Perfect Ken know that I heard her soulmate call a month or two ago.
		She said goodnight, and I heard it, and Whisperer with Wind is here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whispers?
unidentified		They never meet each other, but I know.
unidentified		Well, wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Whisperers with Wind?
unidentified		Yeah, I'm part Cherokee.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so you too feel you heard your soulmate?
unidentified		I believe I heard it when she said it then, and that we were made in heaven.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Whisperers with Wind, are you sure that you didn't feel rushes with hormones?
unidentified		No, gods don't have hormones.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So you're a God?
unidentified		I'm a son of God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're the son of God.
unidentified		A son of God.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A son of God.
		A God.
		Or the God?
unidentified		I think we all are.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So God is within all.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so your godliness is in that sense.
unidentified		Sure.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I got you.
		All right, Whisperers with Wind.
		Thank you very much for the call.
		And the dating service will continue.
		West of the Rockies, you're on air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello?
		Hello.
		Hey, what's up?
		You.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Turn your radio off.
unidentified		Yeah, turn your radio off.
		Okay, it's delayed on this radio.
		We know that.
		It's freaking me out.
		That's why.
		You have to turn it off.
		Okay.
		What's up?
		This is my first time listening to your show.
		I was just calling.
		I'm in San Diego.
		I just moved out here, man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How do you like it?
unidentified		It's pretty cool.
unidentified		It's pretty cool.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Where did you move from?
unidentified		Cincinnati, Ohio.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why did you move from Cincinnati to San Diego?
unidentified		For the weather.
unidentified		Definitely.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a good answer.
		First time callers, Area 702-727-1222.
		Call the wildcard line, Area 702-727-1295.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Excellent.
unidentified		All right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you very much for the call, and do not ever, ever call me again.
		Freezy people.
		Used to the Rockies.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Art.
unidentified		Steve from South Dakota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Steve.
unidentified		How are you tonight?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, you're listening, aren't you?
unidentified		Oh, yes, I am.
		I went outside a little while ago and saw Hill Bob through my binoculars.
		And boy, it is really something else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's getting brighter and brighter and brighter.
unidentified		Have you had your scope out to see it yet?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		It's, you know, it has, you know, quite a tail on it right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I actually think it's better observed with binoculars.
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
		Well, yes, I do know why that is.
		The scope is rather narrow, and Hailbomp is gigantic.
		And so it's actually too narrow to have the full experience.
		You want to see the whole coma, corona, whatever it is, in the tail.
unidentified		I have a pair of 16 by 70 Fujinads.
unidentified		And you can get the whole comet and the whole field.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right, very impressive.
unidentified		It's really, really nice.
unidentified		Say, I just wanted to let you know that I'm still working with Richard Hoakland.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I imagine that.
unidentified		And we might have some data to release here, son.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, we're ready.
unidentified		Okay, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		A little cryptic comments.
		We might have some data.
		First time caller in Lawrence, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hello, Art.
		Yes.
		This is a liberal in Colorado, and I really enjoy your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		I was wondering if I could make a few comments on Ed Dean.
		Sure.
		Well, he predicted that the world's going to end starting with a plague of pathogens from Hillbop and Adams.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, that's not quite fair.
		He did not predict the world to end.
		He said about 80% of the population would be killed.
unidentified		Well, okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, let's be fair here.
unidentified		Okay, bad news.
		But my take on it is that these pathogens originated from some kind of alien presence or something like that.
		Isn't that right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
unidentified		Well, anyway, hailbops is only going to be, the closest it's going to be is like 123 million miles from Earth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is true.
unidentified		And it seems that if somebody wants to, if aliens wanted to do it, all they'd have to do is land their spaceship on Earth.
unidentified		I mean, it'd be a lot more efficient.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there might even be an easier way than that, the way things are going here on Earth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All they've got to do is wait.
unidentified		Yeah, well, I kind of think that if people start dying off in Africa, that it's going to be because of a presence of maybe a secret government that wants to depopulate the Earth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, now I do have some certain knowledge.
		Are you listening, Ms. Bixy, or whatever your name is?
		Bixman, I'm sorry, Bixman.
		Listen carefully here, Bixman.
		I do have knowledge about what you speak of, sir, but as you can imagine, in my position, I'm not able to discuss it with you.
unidentified		Okay, well, or I'd have to kill you.
unidentified		I just want to say that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So it's not knowledge worth your having.
		So anyway, go ahead.
		What else?
unidentified		Well, I just want to tell you that, you know, for a dead guy, you actually sound pretty good, and I still enjoy your show.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		See you later.
		Yeah, for a dead guy.
		Now, that was part of it.
		See, that's something Bixman has no idea about.
		The whole thing that art was dead, that was part of it.
		Part of it.
		I really can't discuss the details, but it all winds together.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello?
unidentified		Radio's off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good for you.
unidentified		All right, this is Peerless and Spokane.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Peerless.
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Without peer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		And I have some comments about the hole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Mel's Hole.
unidentified		Yeah, it's only about, let's say, 150 miles away from me here.
unidentified		And I know of two other gigantic holes like that right around here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you know of them personally?
unidentified		I've actually been inside one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You went inside one?
unidentified		Yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This is an apparent endless hole?
unidentified		Well, actually, we've never found a bottom, and this one's full of water.
		It's next to a lake.
		And the water level in the hole is about...
		Well, I wanted to go swimming.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In a hole?
unidentified		Well, yeah, there's pop cans and things floating around in there, and I decided to pull them out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's disgusting.
unidentified		Well, you know, I mean, the water's clean.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there's pop cans floating around in there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What else, you know, who knows what could be down in there?
unidentified		That wasn't too worried about it.
		But, anyway, we went down, and the water level is about 10 feet higher than the lake next to it.
		Can't figure that out because you'd think if they were connected maybe or something.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The water level would be even sure.
unidentified		Yeah, but anyway, and I'm sick of hearing these people call you and quote scripture and stuff.
unidentified		That just really gets on my nerves.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I don't allow scripture quoting.
unidentified		Well, I know that.
		I mean, I just, you know, if I wanted to listen to right-wing talk radio, I'd tune in in the daytime.
		Just kind of.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Listen, mostly all day and all night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right or left-wing.
unidentified		Yeah, no kidding.
		I don't know.
		It's kind of bothers me sometimes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It bothers me, too, and that's why I don't do a lot of it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's why I try and offer something a little different in the night.
unidentified		Well, you're wonderful, Art, and thanks for your keeping me awake all night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care, and report immediately to the John Birch Society.
unidentified		All right, well, we're going to pause here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And again, if you want proof of my power in my recent trilateral association, check out the Las Vegas Sun Newspaper.
		I ordered them to print an article.
		You'll see it.
		This is CBC.
unidentified		This is CBC.
		You're listening to Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
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		And the wildcard line is Area Code 702-727-1295.
		When you get through, let it ring, and ART will answer your call in order on the air.
		This is the CDC Radio Network.
		Thank you.
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		Call Art Bell, toll-free.
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		This is the CBC Radio Network.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's exactly what it is.
		Good morning, everybody.
		I'm Art Bell.
		All right, somebody has sent me this Bixman business, and it is Fruitcake City, man.
		Absolute Fruitcake City.
		I'll tell you more about it.
		This is unbelievable.
		Absolutely unbelievable.
		Sirius Fruitcake City.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning, North.
unidentified		How are you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm fine.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How are you?
unidentified		I'm just fine.
		Name's Catholic.
		I'm calling from Ransom, Cucumonga, and listening to you on 1350 Casey Casey.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's the way to do it.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		I wanted to tell you I'm a remote encoder.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is a remote encoder?
unidentified		That's the person that works at the post office and puts the barcodes on your mail.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, an assistant poody beast.
unidentified		Anyway, um...
		Yes.
		I really enjoy your show.
		Thank you.
		It really helps me get through with the knives.
		And I think that's all I want to say.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I appreciate your calling.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
unidentified		Okay, thank you.
unidentified		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, did you hear that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That sweet little deceptive voice that applies barcodes on a daily basis.
unidentified		Think about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, hello.
		Going once, twice, three times, gone.
		Wildcard line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hey, Art, how you doing?
		This is Dean in Las Vegas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Did you ever hear Top of the R news?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, maybe not the same news you heard.
unidentified		Right.
		They said they, well, I'm here in Las Vegas.
		They said they to make a chicken had the sound of a quail.
		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep, I already knew about that, yes.
unidentified		Wow, that's amazing.
unidentified		Well, anyway, listen, I want to ask you about one of your bumper songs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure.
unidentified		It's a woman who sings it, a real classy song.
		One of the lyrics are Sing Your Camel a Song.
		You know which one I'm talking about?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you're talking about Maria Moldauer.
unidentified		Oh, I gotta write this down.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep, her name is Maria Moldauer, and you know what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She's gonna be out in Boulder City.
unidentified		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yep.
		I found out in the next few days sometimes she's gonna be out in Boulder City.
		Let's be absolutely certain we know what we're talking about here, all right?
		Here it is.
		Could that be it?
unidentified		That's it.
unidentified		Uh-huh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's Maria Moldauer.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What a classic child.
unidentified		Oh, man.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		She's a classy lady, too.
		Although, every time someone says my name to her, she keeps saying, Art Belle, where's my money?
		My money, you're playing my song.
		Where's my money, Art Bell?
unidentified		Do you have the name of that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's called Midnight at the Oasis.
unidentified		Great.
		Hey, one more thing.
		I sent you a tape of a band called Dead Can Dance.
		Did you get that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		A band called what?
unidentified		Dead Can Dance.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Dead Can Dance.
		Yes, I did get it.
		Thank you, and I will listen.
		It's on my pile to listen.
unidentified		Okay.
		Well, then, I guess that's it.
		I appreciate you taking my call.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Thanks a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you will see the article, by the way, in the Sun newspaper.
unidentified		Yeah, I live here, so I'll pick it up.
unidentified		Pick it up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I commanded it be written, and just like that.
unidentified		Thank you.
unidentified		All right, have a good one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Hello.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye.
		First time caller line.
		You're on the air.
unidentified		Yeah, A.R. Dow.
unidentified		How's it going?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's going just fine.
unidentified		Yeah, are you a Howard Stern fan, by the way?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Actually, a little bit.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, he's a funny guy.
unidentified		Yeah, are you going to go see his movie?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Not based on the trailer.
		What's the matter with those people?
		Now, you've seen what they're running on TV, right?
unidentified		Yeah, man.
unidentified		Well, I find it some pretty good stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I take it you're a Stern fan, right?
unidentified		Yeah, fate.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		I saw the trailer the other night where he stands there getting hit by the Frisbee.
		They got to be able to do better than that.
unidentified		Well, from what I heard, you know, it's a good quality movie, you know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, then why don't they put a better quality enticement together?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do you agree?
unidentified		Well, it's more for the type of people that, you know, basically like chick, you know, babe, rock and roll, that kind of cup.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah.
		So, in a lot of ways, I am.
		I mean, Howard's very funny.
		I've always maintained that if he would have just cut out about like one or two percent of the very worst stuff he does, he'd be on a lot more stations.
unidentified		Well, I mean, I...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, the guy is a good comedian.
unidentified		Well, he also has, you know, a lot of good points.
unidentified		I mean, standing up for like our, you know, our First Amendment, you know, even though he gets in trouble, you know, for it a lot.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		No, no, no, no.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		He defines the First Amendment.
unidentified		Nah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, he does.
		He defines it.
		He is the First Amendment.
		He's right at the line, testing it all the time.
unidentified		I'd have to disagree with you there.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Who's farther out than Howard Stern?
		Uh, well, maybe you'd come in as a close second, but Come on, give me a break.
		No one's ever disrobed in my studio.
unidentified		Oh, are you really a member of the Trilateral Commission?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ms. Bitchman says I am.
unidentified		You think I am?
		I don't know.
		You might be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I might be.
		I really might be.
		What do you think that would mean if I was?
unidentified		Hmm.
unidentified		Well, I still love your show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye.
unidentified		Hi.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi.
unidentified		Oh, yeah, this is Bill from Lake Area, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Bill.
unidentified		This our Bell show?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Am I on the air?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Probably.
unidentified		Okay, I'm calling about the new show on TLC.
unidentified		It's called Future Fantastic.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have heard of that somewhere.
unidentified		Yeah, you guys were talking about the chicken that's crossed with the quail brain.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And so the chicken makes sound like a quail.
unidentified		Right, well, these guys were talking about cyborgs being humans having computer brains and cyborgs having human brains crossed on there.
		Do you understand that?
		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But that's all right.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		This isn't on the air?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, it is on the air.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You asked me if I understood cyborgs having human brains, human brains having cyborgs.
unidentified		No, they were talking about that on the show.
unidentified		Well, I didn't see the show, so I just wanted to tell you that, and maybe you could check out the show sometime.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		All righty.
unidentified		Sorry.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Just a little cross.
		One little tiny genetic.
		First time caller line, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Hi, Art.
		Hello.
		This is Chris from Templeton, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Chris.
unidentified		John, I'm so excited.
		One thing that I have always been wondering, no one ever brings up nutrition when they're on your show.
		Really?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I like quarter pounders.
unidentified		No, you don't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I do, too.
unidentified		Are you serious?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I love quarter pounders.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I have been hooked on quarter pounders for years without cheese.
unidentified		Well, I'm sad for you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But a lot of times when I go and I order, they put cheese on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That really makes me crazy.
unidentified		Why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I will drive back eight miles and demand to see the manager.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I don't settle for the cheese being scraped off either.
unidentified		Well, why is that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Because there's always a remnant there.
unidentified		Well, I don't know.
unidentified		I think nutrition and bad nutrition is at the heart of every problem that's going on right now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Wait, earlier you talked about call in if you have a suggestion why drug problems have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Why people are turning to drugs, yes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And you think it is nutrition?
unidentified		Well, I just think that people are getting depressed because they're not getting the proper nutrients.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what should they be getting that they're not?
unidentified		Well, in the old days, people used to garden and they used to get outside and get their hands in the soil.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We have a garden here.
		We have our own garden.
		We grow our own veggies here.
unidentified		Good for you.
unidentified		Are you depressed?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I beg your pardon.
unidentified		Are you depressed?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Some days.
unidentified		I'm talking about people who are really depressed and they're turning towards drugs to find the answer, you know?
unidentified		Because there's so much missing from their lives.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We grow mostly artichokes here.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I love artichokes.
unidentified		Artichokes.
unidentified		I love artichokes.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Grow artichokes.
unidentified		That's great.
		Okay.
		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And quarter pounders.
unidentified		And not quarter pounders.
		You have to stay away from those.
		I'm not even a vegetarian.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nothing else tastes like it.
		I mean, there are other good hamburgers, and I'm a connoisseur of hamburgers.
		But there is a specific quarter-pounder taste that I have never, nobody has ever matched it.
unidentified		That's amazing.
		I might have to try one just because you said that.
		See?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Give it a shot.
unidentified		It's been years since I've had one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, indulge yourself.
unidentified		Well, why?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Life is short.
unidentified		Oh, I know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Need quarter pounders.
unidentified		I know.
unidentified		I love you, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks.
unidentified		Bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll see you later.
		We do grow arted jokes out here.
		They grow like crazy.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Hello, Art Bill.
		Hello.
		Yeah, I got a couple of things.
		First off, that hour with JC that you had a couple of weeks ago.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, yes.
unidentified		That had got to have been the funniest hour of your show that I've ever heard.
		And second, about cloning.
		I say go ahead and let them clone.
		I look at it this way.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
		Suppose the concept was to clone JC.
		A JC in every town.
unidentified		Two or three JCs.
		Like, I look at it.
		It's just a photocopy, but no personality.
		It would have to be a different personality.
		They're just built the same.
		Think of it like automobiles, right?
		They stamp them out.
		They all look the same, but they don't drive the same, huh?
		You get a lemon every now and again.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I, you know, we were talking about that Sunday on Dreamland, how the human mind can affect complex mechanisms and random number generators and that sort of thing?
unidentified		I'm thinking of that, but here's a couple of points.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		In other words, treat your car well.
		Talk nicely to it.
		Send it good vibes.
		It will not break down as much.
unidentified		No, it won't.
		Not at all.
		That's true.
		A couple of things.
		How about cloning?
		Yes.
		I say, like, again, let them go ahead, because I look at it this way.
		It's like, do you have children just so you Can harvest them, one, and what if your parents said, that's why we had you, so we can harvest organs from you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Make you want to run away from home.
unidentified		It makes you think twice about, you know, it's like, so what if there's somebody that's built just like you, it's somebody else, you know?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, when you get old enough to read and you crank out your birth certificate and your name is Harvest, you know you're in trouble.
unidentified		Yeah, that'll be it.
unidentified		But I mean, that's a couple of ways to think about it, you know?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you, my friend.
unidentified		Okay, good night.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		Harry Harvest.
		East over the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Morning, Art.
unidentified		How are you today?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm okay.
unidentified		That's good.
		Hey, I had a question for you.
		I was talking about cloning.
		I was thinking about that book, 12th Planet by Secretary Stitchin.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Stitchin, yes.
		Where are you, sir?
		Oh, I'm sorry.
unidentified		I'm Steven in Fremont, Nebraska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Fremont, Alaska?
unidentified		Nebraska.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Nebraska.
unidentified		My brother's in Alaska.
		I'm in Nebraska.
		Okay.
		Do you know, is he still alive?
		I know he's written some other books.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sitchin?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Sure, he's alive.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I interviewed him about four months ago.
unidentified		Well, that's my second question, if he had been on your show or not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Several times.
unidentified		Okay, and I'm sure those are available on page.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They are.
unidentified		Okay.
unidentified		Well, I guess that's all I have.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, you call.
		I'll give you the number and ask for the Zachariah Sitchin programs.
		Okay?
		Take care.
		If you want to get a copy of a program we have done with the past, the number is 1-800-917-4278.
		And to get a special discount price, say Hail One World Order when you call.
		The number is 1-800-917-4278.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning, Ark, from freezing North Dakota.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Is it really cold?
unidentified		It's cold about 16 to 20 degrees below zero, and as we speak, I'm looking at Hailbot.
		Oh, yes.
		What's the problem in North Dakota?
		You were saying I'm driving east on Highway 15.
		Following North Dakota, you were saying, you know, look to the east and then kind of to the north and up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		North Dakota, you've got to look to the south.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Yes, I'm driving, I mean, I'm driving due dead east.
		And I couldn't see it.
		I'm sitting there looking at it and I'm thinking, Artfell is an idiot.
		There is no hellbop out there.
		I couldn't see it because of my rearview mirror.
		And as I made a southerly turn and then went on highway 15, I looked and dead straight in front of me, there it was.
		So now as I turn back to the east, it's off to the south about 20 degrees up.
		And it's just a bright fuzzy little light in the sky.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, but I'm telling you, I know my directions from where I am and for me, See, the sun, you know, the sun comes up probably directly.
unidentified		If you're driving east on one of your roads, the sun right now is probably coming up directly in your eyes, correct?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, if I were driving, well, the sun isn't coming up at all yet.
unidentified		I understand that, but if you were driving and the sun was coming up east, if you were driving east, it would be coming up directly in front of you?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Not so in North Dakota.
		It's still coming up a little bit to the south of us.
		You've got to understand where we are up in North Dakota is totally different.
		Okay.
		Okay.
		What I'm seeing, I've never seen in the sky before, and it's got to be hellbox.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll accept that.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		Bye-bye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thank you.
		Take care.
		Well, yeah, I guess that applies, you know, to my geographic location.
		I guess it depends on where you are.
		Guess it does.
		We'll ask Alan Hill about that.
		But for me, in this part of the country, in the southwest, clearly to the east, then to the north a bit, and up about 20 degrees or so.
		And there she is.
		And it generally gets a little higher in the sky as the morning wears on before the sun comes up.
		Wild Cardeline, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hi.
		Hello, Art.
		This is David in Hermo, South Carolina.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, David.
unidentified		A couple hours ago, you had a lady call in talking about the Aurora.
		Mm-hmm.
		And she said that her son worked on the CP-140 Aurora.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's right.
unidentified		That's an actual aircraft.
unidentified		It's a Canadian maritime reconnaissance aircraft based on the P-3 Orion.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you mean it's not the Aurora?
unidentified		No.
unidentified		Now, obviously, there is something out there causing those sonic booms and everything in California, so.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you bet.
unidentified		So there actually is an Aurora in use, but it's a four-engine turboprop.
unidentified		So either somebody's playing games with names in that or everybody's been really confused for a while.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, I fully expect to have an Aurora car pretty soon.
unidentified		I think they already have one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		An Aurora?
unidentified		I think so.
unidentified		I think it's either GM or Chrysler.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Figures.
unidentified		One more thing about last time Richard Hoagland was on, he was talking about the T-Rex that they found the DNA in.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Right.
unidentified		That's not the one that the government seized.
unidentified		There's another one they found a few months earlier in Montana.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What do you think they're going to do with the DNA now?
unidentified		Well, I'm a paleontology intern at the South Carolina State Museum, and I had a chance to talk to the scientist who found it.
		And he says it's extremely fragmentary, and their best bet would be able to figure out whether or not there's a genetic link between dinosaurs and birds.
		Might be able to confirm all the stories.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And maybe use a little bird DNA to splice fill in the holes.
unidentified		One scientist was saying that with Jurassic Park, if you tried to mix the frog DNA with the dinosaur DNA, you'd just get one really mean frog.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Boy, exactly what we need is a Tryanosaurus rex that can fly.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		Well, I mean, we consider that most birds, actually all birds today, are direct descendants of dinosaurs based on.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there are some who believe that.
unidentified		Yeah.
unidentified		But they found a feathered dinosaur last year in China, and that shut a few people up.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		They found, excuse me, they found what?
unidentified		They found a dinosaur in China.
		It's a small dinosaur with downy sort of feathers that were visible and imprinted in the stone.
		Oh, yeah.
		Oh, okay.
		I thought you were saying it's probably about 100 million years old or so.
		Okay, well.
		But I've seen a drawing of it, and it looks sort of like The down you'd see on a baby chick or something like that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Interesting.
		All right, well, listen, I got a break at the bottom of the hour.
		Thank you very much.
unidentified		Take care.
unidentified		Moody River, more than me.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For everybody in Ohio.
unidentified		Moody River, your mortal.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You people, be careful out there.
unidentified		It's uh it's dangerous.
		Cave to the old oak tree.
		It stands beside the river where you were to leave me.
		On the ground, your glove I found a note addressed to me.
		It read, dear love, I've done you wrong.
		This is TRN and CBC, talk radio network and chancellor broadcasting company, home of Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell.
		Thank you.
		Midnight at your way dread, send your camel to bed.
		Shadows fade in our face.
		Tracing the romance in our head.
		Heaven's holding ahead.
		Shadows face for love.
		Art Bell is taking calls on the wildcard line at 702-727-1295.
		That's 702-727-1295.
		First-time callers can reach Art Bell at 702-727-1222.
		702-727-1222.
		Now, here again, Art Bell.
		She is classy.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Very classy, isn't she?
unidentified		You don't have to answer.
unidentified		There's no need to be.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Coming to Boulder City, too.
unidentified		I'll be your belly.
unidentified		And you can be my chief.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		This woman can build out some jazz now, I'll tell you.
		She's into jazz.
		Okay, back to the lines we go.
		And east of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Good morning.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
unidentified		This is Scott in Omaha.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Scott.
unidentified		Just went outside and took a look at that fuzzy little q-tip up in the air.
unidentified		My son has my binoculars hidden, and I didn't want to wake him up at 5.30 in the morning, so I'll have to wait until tomorrow to see it with binoculars.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		But you can see it with the naked eye, can't you?
unidentified		Oh, yeah, definitely.
		Oh, yeah.
		I've got an idea on the chupacabra that nobody's thought of, and I can't believe it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What is it?
unidentified		They're cold-blooded animals.
		They've been hibernating.
		It's just starting to get warm down in Texas.
		That's why that one came out.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, what about the Larson Ice Shelf, which is cracking and preparing to fall off?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Had you thought about that?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Maybe they were frozen in the Antarctic.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And, of course, it's cracking and melting.
unidentified		Well, they've been reported down in Puerto Rico for years now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's correct.
unidentified		Okay.
		It's always warm down there.
		Now, as they're migrating further north into Mexico, the United States, and everything else, their northern migration has stopped.
		You know, there haven't been many reports since, what, September, October?
		And then all of a sudden, boom, we have this one here last week.
		True.
		So things are about ready to break loose.
		It's starting to warm up here in Nebraska.
		We're starting to get in the 40s, 50s, 60s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Have you seen the picture of the San Antonio Chupa?
unidentified		No, I haven't.
unidentified		I had your one from last year.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, well, you've got to get this new one.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take a look and let me know which thing.
unidentified		Yeah, I was spying into some stuff on my computer and it blew up on me, so I've got to replace that.
unidentified		Somebody didn't like what I was looking at.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Your computer blew up?
unidentified		Yes.
unidentified		Sheesh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good luck.
		I've had computers fail in various ways, but I've never had one blow up.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Good morning, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Good morning.
unidentified		This is Pat from Burbank, California.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Pat.
unidentified		I have two really great things to tell you about.
		And first, I want to tell your listeners, please stop asking Art, how are we feeling?
		How is he doing?
		He's feeling fine.
		And just say hi.
		Nice to talk with you.
		A hundred times a night, please.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know.
		People can't help it, though.
		It's a reaction kind of thing.
unidentified		I know.
		Maybe we can try and retrain him a little bit.
		First thing I got for you, I sent you a fact about a scientist that had a lab technician make the mistake and misinterpreted a B, letter B, for the letter D and put an element in a particular concoction they were making.
		And by accident, they came up with a compound that has magnetism about 125% more than what we've ever been able to make.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wow.
unidentified		And the implications are remarkable with motors and generators and some of these levitation devices and Levitron.
		Look at Levatron.
		We'll get it up there three inches all day.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I was about to say another inch.
unidentified		Listen, I have one last really great thing.
		I have some pictures here that nobody's ever seen before.
		They're from the 70s when my aunts and I were playing with cameras and taking pictures and stuff.
		And I never really showed it to anybody except customers when I went from place to place repairing stuff.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		Well, these pictures will knock your socks off.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I like having my socks knocked off.
unidentified		My aunt was very upset with her husband.
		And they were celebrating her son's 21st birthday.
		The person taking the camera with one of those 110 instinct cameras caught something on seven frames of the pictures that we've got, about seven, of a green interwoven mist.
		And I don't mean just, you know, a haze.
		I'm talking about something that if you look at it, it's like interwoven and it's green.
		And every time you look at the pictures, wherever she appears in the picture, whether it be in the upper right-hand corner or in the bottom, it's hanging around her neck.
		It's near her forehead.
		It's emanating behind the wall where she was sitting at the time.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's interesting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Now, do you is there a way that you can scan these into a computer format?
unidentified		I am very computer-oriented.
		I don't have a scanner.
		I was hoping to maybe send them to you with a return address, stamp envelope, and everything to make sure that the postage was paid for coming back.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The problem with that is that if something gets lost, I feel absolutely horrible about it.
		And I get so much mail that it can happen.
		So I'm not sure if I'm Leary.
unidentified		Even with certified?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You would think that would be all right, but I would hope it would be all right, and I could scan them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I certainly have that ability.
unidentified		Right, right, right.
		Yeah, if I had a friend that could do that, I would search it out here.
		But unfortunately, I could go to the electronic store and buy one and take it back the next day.
		My integrity is a little bit too high for that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Let me think that over, all right?
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, thank you.
		Of course, I would love to get them, but I really, really worry when it's, you know, a one-of-a-kind thing and you're sending it and you want to get it back.
		Please don't do that.
		You know, I never thought of that.
		Go out and buy a scanner, scan the stuff, then take the scanner back the next day.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wildguard line, you're on there.
unidentified		Hi.
unidentified		Hi, I are Dan in the E-District.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello, Dan.
unidentified		Say, last night a guy from Tacoma was wondering where that, where mails hold located.
		And if you go southwest out of Ellensburg towards Highway 410, it's about halfway between Ellensburg and 410.
		So if he's listening, that'll pretty much pinpoint.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's where Menestash is?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
unidentified		It's about 10, 15 miles out of Ellensburg.
unidentified		So it's a very interesting story.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I saw another newspaper article out of Ellensburg or somewhere or another.
		It says, Mel's story full of holes.
		Really?
unidentified		Oh.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think reporters cannot resist hole analogies.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And I understand that.
unidentified		Yeah, yeah, boy, I'd sure like to know if there's anything to it.
		I don't know.
		Maybe if somebody could fly over it and get some video shots of the area.
		Of course, by now, they'd probably have erected a building over the hole.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I really like it.
		I got a fact from a guy in Washington, D.C., who said he's got a hole there, too.
		Except he keeps having things pop out of it.
		Dead cows, refrigerators, monofilament line.
unidentified		Oh, God, I love your show.
		There's nothing like it, man.
		It's like every night we get to go on this big adventure all of us together.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I know, and it's never quite the same, is it?
unidentified		Yeah.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, Dan.
unidentified		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Thanks.
unidentified		Okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		See you later.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Um, hello.
		Hello.
		My name's Ron.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ron, you have hum in your phone.
unidentified		Huh?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You have hum.
unidentified		Hum?
		Hum.
		Um, yeah, that's probably because I'm on a cordless phone.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Uh, what kind of cord?
		Well, no, don't answer that.
		It's a lousy one, whatever it is.
		Do you have a real phone there?
unidentified		Um, no, I sure don't.
unidentified		Maybe if I get a little closer to uh the actual uh unit, it might go away.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's all right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You're a great advertisement for digital phones.
unidentified		Thank you.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So go ahead.
unidentified		Um, yeah, I had a question.
		Um, actually, it took me a long time to get through to you, but my question is that earlier uh you referred to the, or you implied that you had some information on a possible depopulationist movement.
		Um, you know, I think that there's probably a lot of people who would be interested in something like that, and I understand the danger of exposing a truth like that to an individual.
		But being that you have such a wide audience, you know, it seems like something that you might be able to come out with to a mass of people.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Were you not able to discern by the tone of my voice that I was kidding?
unidentified		Well, you know, sometimes it's hard to tell.
unidentified		Sometimes a lot of people, even when they're telling the truth, have a somewhat sarcastic tone to their voice as just a means of...
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, come on.
		I told the guy I know about, but if I were to tell you, I'd have to kill you.
		Now, what does that tell you?
		I mean, you didn't really.
unidentified		To tell you the truth, that doesn't sound like that illogical of a statement.
unidentified		I mean, depending on the circumstances, because someone who actually did have information of that sort might actually, you know, use something like that to dissuade a person from actually wanting to attain that.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, all right, then.
		Look, you're bound and determined to believe it.
		There's nothing I can do to dissuade you.
		So, yes, I know all about the depopulation movement.
		Yes, I'm in the trilateral commission.
		No, I'm not allowed to talk about any of it.
		Okay?
unidentified		Okay, but now, now.
unidentified		Okay, okay.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, what more do you want?
unidentified		Well, no, no.
unidentified		I mean, I agree.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm also associated with the CIA.
unidentified		If you don't have any.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And the FBI and the DEA.
unidentified		If you didn't have any information on it, yeah, that's fine.
unidentified		I understand the fact that you're saying that you don't have any information on it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I give up.
		I appreciate that.
		Goodbye.
		I give up.
		Get a new phone.
		East of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hello.
unidentified		Hi, Art.
unidentified		This is Kate from Dallas.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hi, Kate.
unidentified		And, well, I think that perfect turn.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes.
unidentified		I think that I might have a solution to her problem.
		Well, you said that you would want to, like, rent out the uplink room or whatever.
		However, you said it.
		Well, what I think you ought to do is invite her, pay her way to go up there and stay with y'all for a night or two.
		And that would increase the value of the uplink room.
		And you can have a big picture in there.
		And, I mean, surely that would increase it.
		Lord.
		What do you think?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I don't know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think you sound pretty high in the scale yourself, actually.
unidentified		Well, actually, I think maybe C and I could be together instead.
unidentified		How about that?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		C and I?
unidentified		I'm just eating.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ah, you're a Dallas girl, huh?
unidentified		I'm a Dallas girl.
unidentified		You know what?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What?
unidentified		I got this thing.
		I'm a paramedic, and I went on a retreat, and it's kind of like a search and rest, you know, and I met this guy there, and he was really pretty cool.
		And he gave me the receipt and talks about the Antichrist.
		You guys see who the sheet says the Antichrist is.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Me.
unidentified		Well, actually, that's probably a pretty logical choice.
		But no.
		Prince Charles.
		Prince Charles.
		Yeah, it's really weird.
		It says that he has, like, says that the Bible gives 42 sons of the Antichrist and has 27 of them.
		Kind of weird, huh?
		He even talks about hellbox in it.
		Anyway, I'm going to send you a copy of it because you really want.
		It's really kind of funky, Danny.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, me too.
unidentified		But I thought you might like it.
		I've never heard that kind of a link.
		Anyway.
		All right.
		Thank you.
		See you later.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What would you say, folks?
unidentified		That voice, that was good.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Moving up on toward an 8 to 10, wouldn't you say?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
unidentified		Hello.
		Yes, sir.
		This is Marcus from Portland, the aforementioned Bistle Packing Pagan.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, Marcus, how are you doing?
unidentified		Time finds her, and I wanted to thank the Perfect 10 for her very kind words.
		Unfortunately, I follow the W.C. Fields School of Child Rearing.
		Yes, W.C. Fields came up with the notion that And you decide whether or not you're going to drive in the bung.
		Cruel, but, you know, for small, helpless furry children that I've occasionally run across, this is not really an inhumane response.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's probably justifiable homicide.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Either that or in the oven at 375 for about an hour.
unidentified		I love children, indeed I do.
		Boiled, broiled, or in a stew.
		Yeah, well, there's that dietary preference.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, there you go.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm afraid you have burst her bubble.
unidentified		Oh, well, you know, another illusion bites the best, but we have a good time on the way out.
		I also wanted to comment.
		You had a response from a lady who was Miss Nude Oregon, I believe, on last night's show.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Well, it's a small universe because I also participated as one of the staff people who helped produce the Miss Nude Oregon pageant for 1995 and 1996.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Rough job.
unidentified		Actually, it was pretty thankless because we were involved in the front end doing security and selling tickets, so we didn't really get to see much of the pageant per se.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That is thankless.
unidentified		But I do want to have one word on that, and I think the ladies who participated in that contest and who participate in the topless industry generally are given a bad rap.
		I've known many of them.
		They are sweethearts and wonderful people, and they don't deserve 1% of the grief that they get.
		So, guys, if you're out there, be polite and tip-hardy because they're working for a living.
		Oh, absolutely.
		And it sort of parallels my own particular libertarian bent of sticking the thumb and the religious rights eye.
		It's sort of a tension of mine.
		I really can't help resisting.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, Ted, don't try not to take so much public joy in it.
unidentified		Well, you know, if they're going to kill you and eat you, at least you can have a good time on the menu, right?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Goodbye, sir.
unidentified		Goodbye.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		International Line, you're on the air.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Hello.
unidentified		Heart Bell, how you doing?
unidentified		It's a heavy barrel calling you from South Korea.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		South Korea?
unidentified		Wow.
		You got my email there just before I left Arizona.
		I emailed you real quick.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, I did get your email.
		Thank you.
		Where are you in South Korea?
unidentified		Osan Air Base, 45 miles south of the DMZ.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, look, you know, Korea is one place we're hearing a lot about these days, and I guess there's going to be some kind of conference, but the tension is very high.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		What's going on?
unidentified		Don't really know.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, that's typical in country.
		Rarely do you know?
		That's true.
		How's the weather there?
		It's pretty cold, I imagine.
unidentified		It's not bad.
		It's about like Arizona was in the early morning.
		It's about 40s, 50s.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Really?
unidentified		Is that okay?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay.
		Well, what are you doing there?
		What's your career field?
unidentified		I work in ammo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Ammo, huh?
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		It's a good field.
unidentified		I build the munitions that go on the airplane.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You actually build the munitions or what?
unidentified		Well, they come in different components and stuff, and we assemble them.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, I see, I see, I see, I see.
		Yes, yes, yes.
		Interesting job.
unidentified		Yeah, I enjoy it.
unidentified		I miss calling you and talking to you every once in a while.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, how do you like, what are your impressions of Korea in general?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I mean, it's a pretty big culture shock from Arizona to Korea.
unidentified		Yeah, it's a lot different.
		My dad was in the Air Force, and we were on Guam for a while, so I had a little bit of Asian experience, not much, kind of an Americanized experience there.
		But now I'm here, I've been getting out and going down and seeing some of the sites and so forth.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, look, Guam is like Kansas compared to Korea.
unidentified		You got that right, buddy.
unidentified		You definitely got that right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		How long are you going to be, for how long will you be in Korea?
unidentified		I'll be here for one year, sir.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		For one year, huh?
		Well, I can tell you're in the military.
		Everybody in the military always calls you, sir.
		But you know, I was only an enlisted guy, even when I was in.
unidentified		That's me, too.
unidentified		I'm busting my hump trying to make staff right now, Art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, you are?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you going to stay in the service?
unidentified		Oh, yeah, most definitely.
unidentified		I like it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		So it's a good career.
unidentified		Absolutely.
unidentified		I'd highly recommend it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, I would hope that you would call us from time to time.
		And particularly if something begins to come down in Korea, I am not convinced, you know, it's one of the world's hotspots.
		And so if something happens, we're going to depend on you to call and report.
unidentified		Well, you know, I can't compromise anything, though.
		I can give you the company line.
		That's about it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		The company line, huh?
		Well, that's fine.
		That's fine.
unidentified		Well, let's do so on 20 meters someday, huh?
unidentified		I'll write you a letter to your P.O. box, and we'll set up a schedule.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Are you on the Aeron 20 over there already?
unidentified		Oh, yes.
		Can I give my call?
		It's protected.
		It's assigned to a P.O. box.
		They can't find myself.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Okay, go ahead and give your call then.
unidentified		All right.
		Anybody wishing to look up in an international callbook and write to me is HL9RK.
		Helima9 Romeo Kilo.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		HL9RK.
unidentified		Yep, the radio kid.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
		Well, conditions on 20 have really been lousy lately, but let's do it.
		Let's wait till we get some good conditions and put a schedule together.
		How's that?
unidentified		It sounds great.
		I got a guy in California on 75, believe it or not, running barefoot.
		Hunter Watson to a dive pole last Saturday.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, come on.
unidentified		No.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		On 75 meters?
unidentified		On 75.
unidentified		I kid you not.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'll try that.
unidentified		That was a hobby you introduced me into, into art.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, my friend.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		We'll try that, even on 75, if you would like.
unidentified		Sure?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yeah, hell yeah.
		I can sit here and I can run a kill a lot.
		I got a big antenna.
unidentified		Yep?
unidentified		Yep.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right, I got to go.
unidentified		Hey, you take care, Bride, and give my best to Ramona and everybody else.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Take care.
		Bye-bye from Korea, wow.
		West of the Rockies, you're on the air.
		Hi.
unidentified		Good morning, Harris.
		Good morning.
		Korea's from Fair Oaks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Fair Oaks, all right?
unidentified		I was out there trying to see the comet, and I can't.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You can't find it?
unidentified		Uh-uh.
unidentified		Would I be still looking in the same direction?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, it should be out there by now.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		And again, yes, you'd be looking east and a little north.
unidentified		Okay, may I have her post office number again?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Yes, P.O. Box 4755.
unidentified		4755.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Perump, Nevada.
		That's P-A-H-R-U-M-P, Nevada.
		Zip code 89041.
unidentified		89041.
		I want to say that.
		Dash Cosmic Map and the Feng Shui, ladies.
		Dash.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Wait a minute.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Dash 4755.
unidentified		Right.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		All right.
unidentified		All right.
unidentified		And are you playing CDs and playing music?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Am I playing what?
unidentified		CDs.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Oh, yeah.
unidentified		Didn't Maria do if you don't like my features and don't shake my tree?
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I think she did.
unidentified		I'm surprised you haven't played it.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Well, listen, I'm going to give you the honors.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		You know what they are, right?
unidentified		Yes, I do.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Do it.
unidentified		Looking skyward, America, and stay safe.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		Look skyward and stay safe.
		That's good advice.
		Because there's really something to see up there.
unidentified		Go take a look.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		That's it, folks.
art bell ▲ ● ▼		I'm afraid that's it.

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