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In this episode of "The Alex Jones Show," the host discusses politics, media manipulation, and health supplements. He criticizes liberals for engaging in class warfare and silencing alternative viewpoints while claiming to be tolerant. The show promotes various InfoWars products and encourages listeners to support the website by purchasing from their store. Additionally, Alex Jones addresses the ongoing investigation into Hillary Clinton's use of an illegal server and her potential indictment.

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Another time in the age of wonder.
If you are receiving this transmission, you are the resistance.
Live from Austin, Texas, broadcasting worldwide, it's Alex Jones.
You are the enemy of the people.
Go ahead.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
And this is the latest meme from Carpe Dantum that has Brian Stelter rushing to the local convenience store for Kleenexes.
Now if that doesn't make you laugh and smile, hit it again!
Hit it again!
As we start the Alex Jones Show on this 8th of April 2019.
It's a Monday.
And the left is being memed into submission right now.
Oh, yes.
Yes, put it on the big screen.
I want it on all screens.
In every office.
All day long.
Welcome to the Alex Jones Show, folks.
Big show coming up here today.
We've got a special guest in the next segment.
Keep it running.
Just keep it running.
Just keep it running.
You don't have to have the music, but we can keep the B-roll going here.
Because look, our next guest...
Folks, when Carpe Donctum puts out a meme like this, it goes so viral and it just devastates the left so much because it's a language that they can't speak.
So, like, imagine you're sitting at the table and everyone's speaking a language and you don't speak it and they're laughing and they're having a great time and you're just sitting there like...
That's the left right now with memes.
We're speaking in a language that they can't understand and we're laughing and smiling and having a blast and they don't get it!
And it's beyond just not having a sense of humor.
It's they genuinely don't get it.
And so now they are totally triggered by the latest Carpe D'Antem meme.
Obviously he's had a couple memes retweeted by the president that they're still crying about.
If you are,
near a CNN office or an MSNBC office or a Democrat office please get an umbrella get a flotation device because flooding is expected in liberal tears but folks coming up in the next segment today is a special guest who has been directly affected by the meme war and so this is an individual that
He wants to have his say on the Alex Jones Show and we give our opposition a platform here.
We welcome their ideas here because we want to battle them intellectually.
That's why Democrats don't want to have debates.
That's why Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez won't speak to media that's not in a controlled environment.
That's why she won't do a debate unless she's on the floor of her apartment in the middle of a bender eating off the floor.
With some bug-eyed rant.
But coming up in the next segment, folks, you're not going to want to miss this special guest that's going to be joining us.
Oh!
Oh, the crew gives a little teaser!
If you're a video watcher at Infowars.com slash show or any of our great television syndicates, they just flashed an image of Pennywise the Clown.
Oh, what's that?
Oh, that was Brian Stelter!
Oh, okay.
That was CNN host Brian Stelter.
I apologize.
I get the two confused.
So when we come back... Special guest joining us, ladies and gentlemen.
You're not going to want to miss this.
We are memeing the left into total submission.
It's a language they don't speak, and so they're flopping around like a fish out of water.
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From the front lines of the information war, it's Alex Jones.
This is CNN's Brian Stelter here with my program, Reliable Sources.
And on this weekend's edition, I decided to just let everybody know that I control reality and I dictate what you can and can't say.
Seriously!
There's a Steve Watson article up on Infowars.com and Newswars.com where I explain that right-wing media is influencing the president and needs to be taken off the air!
No kidding!
It doesn't matter that Tucker Carlson has more viewers than the entire CNN lineup in 24 hours!
That's the exact reason I'm saying he needs to be taken off the air, because we're really jealous that we can't force-feed you our anti-American garbage, and the President's actually listening to it!
The article at the evil website Infowars.com is titled, CNN Spelter!
Extreme right-wing media influencing Trump decisions.
Host says Tucker Carlson stirs up hatred of immigrants.
And he goes on to talk about how racist it is, and how Tucker Carlson, well, you know, boycotted taking off the air!
Like I lobbied for a year with Oliver Darcy to have Alex Jones taken off and de-platformed!
Now you can say, hey, Brian Stelter only has 100,000 viewers!
And that's the truth!
And, well, people like Tucker Carlson have 5 million, and Alex Jones more than 5 million per episode, but that's why he has to be taken off.
Then why do I have so much power?
Well, you see Obama signed $2 billion into law in the Job Order Defense Authorization Act.
And if Congress and the President ever figure this out and stop its funding entirely, we're screwed!
You see, when Obama saw that Trump won the election in November of 2016, he put in the defense authorization pork barrel billions of dollars to set up what the CIA calls stay-behind networks inside of the CIA and the Justice Department that would liaison
With large institutions, think tanks, and other groups with MSM, to then sue people, infiltrate them, demonize them, target their advertisers, and shut them down!
Working with George Soros, who overthrew all these other countries, we've basically been able to de-platform everyone from the Nestor Sousa, to Ann Coulter, to thousands of other people!
We started with Alex Jones with a large demonization campaign.
Then once the first domino fell, well, you know what happened since then.
Again, this is really our Achilles heel.
That extremist Alex Jones goes on air and he goes to Congress.
He tells you how big U.S.
corporations sold out to China and are betting on them for global domination.
Well, we take a lot of money at CNN from the Communist Chinese, just like Hollywood does, to put out their propaganda.
And Alex Jones talks about that.
That makes Sundar Pichai and others really get upset with us.
But if Trump figures out the billions in funding we're using to illegally racketeer and shut down the media that's independent, he can stop us now.
Here's what's bad.
For us in the corporate lying globalist media, if you go back just a few months ago, you saw the tens of thousands of layoffs and fake news that we run at BuzzFeed and other places.
That's because the funding
We're good to go.
That funding we can really expand.
Now the subsection is called, and I sure hope the White House isn't listening to this, because you heard me, that we need to ban Trump and the White House and the Pentagon listening to right-wing media that actually reads all the documents.
They think it's such a strong bureaucracy, no one will notice!
But the secret is, it's called the Countering Disinformation, Foreign Disinformation, and Propaganda Act.
And if Trump stops that, he'll stop our embedded groups in the government that are working against his agenda and against free speech.
We've committed a lot of crimes with our embedded stay-behind networks trying to overturn the election and sabotage and leak on the President and Congress.
If you think those crimes are big, the crimes we've committed inside our embedded groups
The intelligence agencies are hundreds of times worse.
It's so incredible we got away with it so far.
Nixon only was thinking about spying on a few hundred people and broke into one person's psychiatrist's office.
Well, what we've been doing is a lot worse with big tech.
Project Veritas caught CNN and others working with Twitter and Facebook and YouTube to get into people's private accounts and spy on them.
Well, remember, a year ago, we were inside Alex Jones's Google account and knew all about his finances and his private contracts.
It's called tortious interference.
But again, I'm Brian Stelter.
And the head of CNN just got an award for the big free speech, Caleb, for his defense of free speech!
And Christina Amanpour on CNN, she just called for the arrest of anyone that says Hillary's a criminal!
Even James Comey said that was crazy!
But again, I run your life.
I decide what you can see, and I decide who controls everything!
In my same Reliable Sources, we'll play some clips in a moment, this weekend, I also said the changers of Carpe Duncan and the meme where he showed Biden roping Biden in deceptive fake news.
We talked about how to counter it.
Well, I talked about how this man's anonymous.
And you know what we do at CNN.
We like to dox people who are successful at exposing what authoritarian dirtbags we are.
Now, I'm gonna go back.
But I don't think at the end of the day when voters go to the polling places next year that this is going to be foremost on their minds.
Well, here's what Biden is up against.
Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.
This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City, from Kansas.
He posted it, and then the Trump world posted it, and then the president himself posted it on Twitter.
It's Biden fondling himself.
Now, on one level, it's just a funny meme.
On another level, this is how politics is waged in this state.
These are the meme wars in action.
Do you think Democrats understand what they're up against?
Because there was a Mother Jones headline the other day saying the right-wing media machine is much more effective at this kind of visual communication, and the Democrats aren't even trying.
Yeah, I mean, they are effective at digital communications, and they're effective at talking to their base.
The question is how much it infects the rest of the coverage.
But this is uncharted waters, as are many things with Trump.
You have a president who's going to be live-tweeting the opposite party's primary, and you better believe that when anything happens in the Democratic race, he will have a comment, he will advance a meme like this, and Democrats are going to have to figure out
How to deal with it, you know?
Wow.
Alright, the big question here that we have, is Brian Stelter currently
Angry?
Or is he currently crying?
That's the question that we're trying to figure out right now.
But if you are within the vicinity of a CNN studio or Brian Stelter, get an umbrella, get to high ground, because there is a flood expected of liberal tears coming your way.
More from Alex Jones and Brian Stelter on the other side.
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Infowars is truly the tip of the spear of the zeitgeist.
That's why the globalists are obsessed with it, trying to shut it down.
I didn't invent all this.
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And lo and behold, it's super popular, like it's always been!
That's why the globalists are trying to shut it down so desperately.
Because we have the light in the dark of the night that sends chills up my spine.
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You're listening to the Alex Jones Show.
It's mind control.
Mind control.
Corruption of your thoughts.
Alex Jones back here with you on this live global broadcast.
Owen Schroer is going to be taking over from the studio in Austin, Texas here in just a few minutes.
I'll be popping into other reports throughout the next three plus hours.
Earlier I started the broadcast with a joke piece in the voice of Brian Stelter, but the information I covered was all deadly serious.
We've now tracked it back.
It's all on the record that Brian Stelter and CNN, along with a few other key people at MSNBC, the New York Times, and the Washington Post,
All right.
Legalized using propaganda domestically against the American people and the U.S.
intelligence agencies who do engage in propaganda overseas to the CIA State Department and other agencies could then engage in the use of previously illegal propaganda or lies against the American people.
Public Affairs of the Washington Post a few years ago even wrote an article
It's
They're able to influence the President!
Can you imagine Americans having popular shows that are private?
And that people have a right to tune into trying to influence the President?
And the President watches and listens to those shows?
Remember the big horror two years ago when Kelly got in as the Chief of Staff?
And it was like, General Kelly makes sure, number one, no info wars in the White House.
That was a real story.
Because the President resonates with what we talk about.
And then they fact-checked, well, the president believed Jones' article that the polls are really higher than what they say.
I was going off a whole bunch of university studies where they oversample Democrats 10 to 15 points, where they target Democrat voters in the polls.
Everybody knows the damn things are fake.
The New York Times said that Hillary had a 98% chance of winning until Election Day.
So Brian Stelter is a flaming authoritarian.
And people laugh at him.
He doesn't have any audience.
It doesn't matter.
He is the mouthpiece of the establishment, along with Oliver Darcy.
And they work in tandem as the chief and deputy chief media analyst at CNN to wage war on freedom of speech and the press in this country.
And now you notice they're moving on and saying, well, we need to arrest people.
Uh, that criticize the government or leftist.
We need to call it hate speech now like Germany and other countries are doing under the EU.
If someone is even mildly critical of the government, open borders, Islam.
The sexualization
They try to make a nurse do a pap smear and you think, oh, that's isolated.
No, there's a bunch of cases like that.
The BBC reports in England they're pulling out toilets at shopping malls and Rolls-Royce dealerships and putting a hole in the ground saying Muslims like this.
So instead of them adopting our advanced culture, our advanced technology, our medicine, well, I mean, if the Muslims didn't used to have x-rays, let's just get rid of x-rays then.
So it's about making you submit, making things go backwards.
Where, oh, we let the Muslims sexually mutilate their daughters.
It's okay, it's their culture.
But then, again, they're putting huge signs up about manspreading, saying cross your legs, cross your feet, like it's bad if you simply sit with your knees apart where it's comfortable.
They're making normal activity somehow criminal, and then legalizing criminal activity, as long as it tears down the West.
As long as it tears down the superior Renaissance culture and society that Western systems built, that the whole world has emulated until now, and the whole world wants to basically immigrate to.
So the average minority, the average Muslim, doesn't want to go with their family into open unisex stalls and squat and crap in a hole in the ground.
But if the establishment can make you do it, you will then put up with anything like saying
Oh, you'll be arrested in the UK or California if you misgender someone, or if you put on forms mother or father.
Some people don't have mothers and fathers, so it's hurtful.
You're like, well, that's insane.
That doesn't make sense.
It's meant to be insane to short-circuit your common sense systems.
In fact, I'm not obsessed with Brian Stelter, but he is pretty pathetic, and I actually watched his Reliable Sources, and he did something even more draconian in the same episode this weekend.
After he got done bitching and complaining on the same piece.
But there are people able to communicate with not just the general public but the president's watching.
We're supposed to control reality.
He had two guests on and talked about how criticism of female candidates is sexist and must be stopped.
Because people aren't voting for female candidates because there is a patriarchy where we don't like to see women in power.
No, that's not true.
Competent, aggressive, smart women that wanted to be in power, but in power throughout history.
The average woman isn't actually power-seeking, like the average man isn't.
But genetically, they say, oh, it's hundreds of thousands of years of patriarchy.
No, it's
It's called our development.
It's called, what the left always talks about, our evolution.
That women can make babies.
Women are nurturative.
Men can go out and expend their lives and kill people.
People expect men in leadership because that's the way it's been in every culture and every system.
Because that's how we're designed.
But the big takeaway is it's now sexist if you don't like Elizabeth Warren and are cringeworthy.
Oh, have a beer, honey.
Oh, come on in.
And it's all totally fake.
And she sits there and tells us she's a Native American when she's not.
People don't like Kamala Harris because she's cringeworthy.
People don't like any of these female candidates in the polls.
But they also don't like Beto O'Rourke.
He's incredibly cringeworthy and fake.
Like an Eddie Haskell on steroids.
And then you've got just all, they're all cringeworthy.
All of them.
The Democratic Party is a cringeworthy group of miscreant manipulators.
And of course, since this happened last week, I talk about it every time I'm on air.
Christina Amanpour talking to James Comey and she says, hey, people criticizing Hillary, people saying lock her up.
Shouldn't they be arrested for hate speech?
That's how far
He's
Eight, I said six, there was eight different criminal referrals of people that need to be indicted, laying out their perjury, laying out their conspiracy, laying out open and shut how they did it.
So their response is, oh, you're trying to lock us up?
We'll lock you up.
But we're saying for illegal servers and selling out of the Chinese and perjuring yourself to Congress and setting up a conspiracy to overturn an election and defraud the public and fake warrants and all the rest of it,
We have evidence.
We have reasons.
We're calling for grand jury indictments.
There are a whole bunch of grand juries confirmed to be open in Maryland and D.C.
and other areas to indict people like Clapper and Brennan and Hillary and McCabe and four others.
So think about that, ladies and gentlemen.
We're giving reasons.
We're giving the evidence.
We're giving the facts.
Her response is, just arrest them all.
We'll be right back on the other side with more of Owen Schroyer.
Then I'm going to talk about AOC.
Now she now is faking a bizarre urban black accent.
The globalists and tyrants everywhere seek control.
Dumb down masses so they can play God.
And the American system of true rugged individualism, the Wild Wild West, everything we've been through, our entire history, beating the British Empire when no one else had ever done it up until that time, and with ragtag forces that did it, is the stuff of legend.
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It's classic military tactics that when you occupy a nation and the people aren't giving up, you demoralize them, you teach them that they're bad people, you turn them against each other.
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You're listening to The Alex Jones Show.
Thank you all so much for coming together and gathering today because this is what organizing looks like.
This is what building power looks like.
This is what changing the country looks like.
It's when we choose to show up and occupy the room and talk about the things that matter most, talking about our future.
You know, Reverend, you bring up a funny anecdote, and I'm proud to be a bartender.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with working in retail, folding clothes for other people to buy.
There's nothing wrong with preparing the food that your neighbors will eat.
There's nothing wrong with driving the buses that take your family to work.
There is nothing wrong with being a working person in the United States of America.
And there is everything dignified about it.
I, in fact, am encouraged when people remind the country of my past, not because of anything about my story, but because it communicates that if I could work in a restaurant and become a member of the United States Congress, so can you.
So can you.
And so what we are fighting for are the policies that are concentrated in working people and communities of color and the historically disenfranchised to make that more possible in America.
To make us be a nation that keeps its promise and lives up to the words in our founding charter.
So I want to thank you all again.
For joining us here today.
And I think it's a very important morning because with our work, and if we organize, and if we fight like we've never fought before, then it is entirely possible that we just listened to someone who will be the next President of the United States this month.
And the speech went on and on, but did you catch that?
Beyond her trying to mimic a stereotypical black southern drawl, she's really engaged in class warfare.
It's okay to fold their clothes.
It's okay to... She's saying white people.
And of course, you've got Joe Biden saying white men are inherently bad.
It's all just this racist crud.
And she's the person that famously grew up in an almost all-white rich neighborhood in New York, supposedly worked a few months as a bartender.
That's a pretty high-paid job, actually.
And then that's the reason you've got to follow her and listen to her, is because she came from nothing.
And all of it is a line of bull.
Her PAC that they set up raised $18 million.
Where's the discussion of the millions of missing dollars?
Vinicius Souza, a filmmaker, went to jail for $24,000 that he got his friends to give to his old friend that was running for Senate in New York.
So DeSouza goes to jail for 20 months total, sentenced 9 months, he had to actually serve.
He's the worst guy on the planet, he's the most evil person ever, but AOC, she gets to skate scot-free.
But I'm digressing, ladies and gentlemen.
AOC is up there just like Hillary when she goes to Kentucky or goes to Texas.
And Hillary famously went, I ain't no wide tired.
I ain't gonna give up.
I mean, she didn't talk like somebody from Kentucky or Texas.
She talked like granny from the barrel of hillbillies.
Come on in here, Jeff Rowe.
There's something swimming in the cement pond.
And I got some possum pie for you.
Cook it in there.
Come on in here, Jed.
Well, thank you, Granny.
It's good to be here with you.
I got some of that black gold bubbling up out of there.
So what it is, is a disdain and a condescension for anybody in the South, or anybody who's black, or anybody who's Hispanic.
Look, I made fun of Rick Perry whenever he went to Los Angeles.
He was like, hello, good to see you.
I mean, I've got friends, I've even got some family that, we'll be at a Mexican food restaurant, and Hispanic comes over to, you know, who's the waiter, you know, they're probably the owner, probably make more money than the person I'm sitting there with, and they'll go, I would like taco plate.
So it's not just Hillary that's doing this, it's not just AOC that's doing this.
There is a real condescension in liberals.
Oh, and that's what the studies show.
Paul Watson's got a powerful video we're going to air next segment on this, and that Owen's going to give some commentary on.
The studies show, and Paul goes over them, Paul Joseph Watson, the story's on Infowars.com, that the left is many times more likely to slow down their voice and talk down to minorities.
Oh, and guess what the studies?
Conservatives don't do that, because they're their own people.
They're actually just talking to you, but leftists tend to slow down their voices and then attempt to take on the accent of the person.
Well, you're not taking on their accent, you're taking on the distortion of their home language that they have been accustomed to and that they have developed their lingual skills with that they're then projecting
On the English.
So again, you don't go to Russia, or you don't go to Germany, because you don't speak German, go, Ah, yes, very nice, Hans and Franz, I'm going to talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger, because if I talk to you like this, you're going to understand me, because it sounds like I have a German accent on English.
No, it makes it sound unintelligible, because they've been watching US TV where the accent is not expressed that way, so you sound like a crazy person!
How about I went to Mexico, again?
And instead of saying, oh yeah, I'd like some of that langousta, the lobster, I'd like some of those guacamole, I'd like... I would like langousta, I would like guacamole, I would like cerveza.
Again, this is the condescension.
Pull up a study for yourself.
They vary.
But liberals are nine times more likely to say they're going to give to charity and not give to charity.
Six times more likely to commit crimes like burglary, robbery, embezzlement.
Because they're not liberals.
They're criminal, deranged, lazy, following maniacs that have bought into a corrupt system of delusion.
And that's just the facts.
They're anti-free speech.
They're anti-America.
They're anti-everything.
I mean, my God, just CNN, MSNBC, a few years ago, they were trying to overthrow local police departments with their strong city initiative of Loretta Lynch, actually run by the UN.
Cops would get killed in another state, and they'd say, well, cops are bad.
Until they clean themselves up, they'll still get executed.
So they think if somebody else does something wrong, most of the time not even true, in another state, someone else deserves to die because they happen to wear a similar uniform.
That's the left, Shane, because 2% of the South own slaves.
90 plus percent of people alive today have no body in their background and even own slaves.
But even if they did, imagine saying a newborn baby owes somebody.
Because they're a certain color from 170, 180 years ago.
That's authoritarianism.
You're bad because you're white.
You're bad because you're a male.
You're bad because you're a cop.
You're bad because of this.
You're bad because you worked hard to have money.
You're bad, you're bad, you're bad, you're bad.
They're making a nation of cowards and weasels and weenies and entitled scumbags that don't even know how to tie their shoelaces and believe everybody owes them something.
You go out to any leftist event and you're a conservative,
We're good.
How's it going, my brothers?
How's it hanging?
I mean, it's just obnoxious.
Or imagine you went with the Hollywood stereotypical or the gangster rap.
Look at that booty, baby, yeah!
How's it going?
High five!
People say, man, you're a fake.
Get out of here.
People respect you when you're real.
Not a fraud like AOC.
We're going to go to break.
Owen's going to take back over.
We're going to air this piece where Paul breaks it down.
But there's so much news coming out.
But the fraud of these people is essential.
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Whatever you do, however you're listening, override the censors and tell people how you're listening, and break the globalist back.
Well, I've got some.
There's been a paradox or a contradiction on the surface that many have noted in the last hundred years.
Historians are confused by the fact that powerful British and European and U.S.
robber barons of the 19th and 20th century almost to a man funded socialism and communism.
People say that doesn't make sense.
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But we want to have the illusion of left and right.
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So you have the big billionaires, the people controlling trillion-dollar companies like Tim Cook at Apple and others.
Who literally run the equivalent of slave factories in China, who help round up political dissidents, but they're everywhere lecturing you about Black Lives Matter and about how Trump hates Muslims and how altruistic and loving they are.
Because if you look into what they pay in taxes, it's almost zero.
And it's all the big tech companies have set it up with offshore accounts and other systems where they legally pay almost no tax.
And the very same people lecture you and I, how if you're making $100,000 a year, you're rich and you're not paying enough money.
If you're making $200,000 a year, you're in the 1%.
And you're guilty and you're bad.
No, the globalists are in the .0000000042, depending on the analysis you do.
That tiny percentage of a percentage controls over half the wealth.
And they're maneuvering things towards a monopoly.
They want to get rid of middle classes.
They want to get rid of real free market systems that threaten them with innovation, and new companies, and new ideas, and new leaders, and new savants that come along.
So they're creating a classical system, a two-tiered system, where the elite are on top, the people are on the bottom, and there's no middle class.
That's the globalist aim, selling you on austerity, selling you on being poor, telling you your carbon footprint's evil, but AOC and the rest of them fly around on private jets and wear $3,000-plus outfits.
All they tell us, capitalism is a failure.
It isn't capitalism that's a failure.
It's crony capitalism, using socialism and communism to control us, that is working beautifully for this world fascist system they've set up.
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And now, the tip of the spear, leading the fight to take back the nation.
It's Owen Troyer.
You're listening to the Alex Jones Show.
All right, ladies and gentlemen.
We're back here in the Infowars World Headquarters in Austin, Texas.
And as promised, we now go
To the latest report from Paul Joseph Watson breaking down the racism of liberal progressives.
So apparently Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinks she's black.
The fight's been long, y'all.
This is what organizing looks like.
That's right.
This is what building power looks like.
I'm proud to be a bartender.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
I haven't heard an accent that fake since Hillary Clinton overdosed on hot sauce.
I don't feel no ways tired.
But wait, according to AOC, anyone who claims she's putting on a black accent is a conspiracy theorist.
She says she speaks the same no matter the audience.
Really?
Okay, so let's compare her saying the word like to a white person during a CBS News interview.
I like the fruit roll-ups.
Yeah.
Oh, I like the like.
To her saying the word like to a room full of black people.
This is what building power looks like!
Let's play a game of spot the difference.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Like.
Yeah, maybe I'm just hearing things, but I detect a slight deviation there.
It's just like, it's like, like, it's like this, like, it's like, like!
As much as the right wants to distort and deflect, I am from the Bronx.
I act and talk like it, especially when I'm fired up and especially when I'm home.
Okay, you're from the Bronx, which is 43% black, so that would make sense.
Uh, wait a minute.
You spent most of your childhood growing up in Yorktown Heights, which is, drumroll please,
90% white and only 2.4% African-American.
So if you act and talk like you're from the Bronx, which is what you claim, then you must be acting and talking like a five-year-old child.
Because that's when you left the Bronx.
Wait a minute, that actually makes sense.
And like, like, you know, blah blah blah.
So essentially, AOC is telling us that she talks and acts like a five-year-old black kid.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
What's next?
Is she gonna go full Rachel Dolezal and get the boot polish out?
Maybe she can ask for tips from Governor Ralph Northam.
Is she gonna start dropping N-word bombs?
I'm gonna say the N-word.
There's actually more footage from that AOC speech which the media didn't show you.
But I can.
When was the last time a white lady picked up after you when you threw your own soda and your grape sodas on the ground?
Apparently she's also been lined up for a debate appearance on Dr. Phil.
Catch me outside, how about that?
But then again, according to AOC, debating her is catcalling.
So maybe not.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Rumour has it that AOC has already selected her running mate for a future presidential campaign.
Booyakasha!
Professor G in the house, aight!
Although he faces some stiff competition from Woah Vicky.
Hey you guys, welcome back.
Today I'm going to be showing you how to slay a black girl like mine's edges.
There's nothing wrong with working retail, folding clothes for other people to buy.
Yeah, maybe you should have thought of that when you cost New Yorkers 25,000 jobs by getting that Amazon HQ cancelled.
But none of this matters to AOC anyway, because remember, being morally right is more important than being factually correct.
I think that there's a lot of people more concerned about being precisely, factually, and semantically correct than about being morally right.
But being factually correct is important.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
So I can factually state that she's faking a black accent.
Looks like.
She's still morally superior because, because reasons or something.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
But does it really surprise anyone that a Democrat is once again pandering to African Americans by feigning relatability?
A recent Yale study found that liberals deliberately dumb down their vocabulary when speaking to black people compared to conservatives who don't.
So while they'll virtue signal until they're blue in the face about how much they respect minorities, when they actually speak to minorities they immediately adopt the
Like, at least I don't do what Border Patrol do, you know?
Like,
For real?
They're out there, and they're actually, like, checking how brown kids are.
And if they're brown enough, swear to God, they will check.
And if they're brown enough, they inject them with needles at the border.
Prove me wrong.
Prove me wrong while I fill this furniture.
Unfortunately for AOC, the same number of people convinced by her fake accent were convinced by her Green New Deal.
That would be zero.
Which, despite what the media told you, is the same number of conservatives who were triggered by that dancing video.
That would also be zero.
I had less confidence in that fake accent than I would entering a Venezuelan shopping mall in the hope of buying toilet paper, which is less than zero.
Like, it's like, like, it's like this, like, it's like, like.
Nah.
So there you go.
AOC living in denial of reality.
But her popularity is waning.
And who knows how long she'll last in Congress.
But that is the latest from Paul Joseph Watson.
Now I've got in front of me here on the desk obviously a bunch of news we're going to eventually get to today.
We're going to have more from Alex Jones coming up in the next hour and then Carpe Donctum joins me in the third hour.
Will Johnson will host the fourth hour and what I think I might try to do
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following the Alex Jones Show weekdays to your phone calls.
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It is the Alex Jones Show with Owen Troyer.
Welcome back to the Alex Jones Show, ladies and gentlemen.
Now, this morning, I went to the local Democrat offices here in Austin, Texas, because I actually have a stack of news right here, folks.
U.S.
would run out of avocados in three weeks if borders closed, Washington Post.
U.S.-Mexico border showdown would affect avocado prices, Vox, PolitiFact.
Would U.S.
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So, I went to the Democrat offices today to try to do something about this so we could do something about the national emergency at the southern border.
Here's a preview of how that went.
I have a stack of news here.
I don't have an extra hand.
If I had a third hand, I'd show you.
That we can't shut the border because we've run out of avocados.
Have you heard this?
I wouldn't be surprised.
Well, so I have a thing of avocados here, as you can see, that I wanted to bring to you.
And I wanted to ask you, now that you guys, can I set them on this desk right here?
Yes, you may.
So I'm going to set them on this desk right here.
So now that we've got the avocados here, you can hand those out to everybody at your office.
Do you think, do you mind if I film you?
Is that okay?
I'm live right now.
I don't have to film you.
We're in a private place.
It might be better that you don't.
Okay, that's fine, that's fine.
So, now that you've got your avocados, do you think we can stop human trafficking at the southern border?
Do you think we can get the Democrats to come on board with this and stop the human trafficking that's happening and the gun running and the drug running?
Of course we would like to stop that.
Of course we would like to stop any criminal activity.
So you're for shutting the border down to stop the criminal activity?
I'm not for shutting
But that's happening at a high rate right now.
It's like worst ever.
I'm not sure that we completely agree with each other, but we do agree.
Oh, that's alright.
Don't worry, I got some avocados for you guys.
See?
So you guys can do whatever you want with those.
Do you think now that you've got... because people were saying if we shut the border down, that they'll run out of avocados.
So now that you guys got avocados, can we agree to shut the border down to end human trafficking?
You think we can do that?
No?
So keep the border open, keep the human trafficking going.
No, they're two separate issues.
But they're not, because the human trafficking happens at the southern border.
It happens all over, so... Excuse me, who are you with?
I'm Owen Troyer with InfoWars.
Hi, it's nice to meet you.
Yeah, so we don't agree with you.
So you want to keep the border wide open and human trafficking and the drug running and everything keeping going?
I'm sorry, could you leave please?
Deadly amounts of fentanyl?
Sure, I can leave.
So we can't agree though?
We're going to keep the border wide open and keep the human trafficking going and the drug running and the fentanyl and the guns and everything?
We don't agree with your talking points, but we'd like you to leave, please.
No, no, that's not a talking point.
You can look that up for yourself.
And yeah, it's kind of funny I bring you avocados.
It's the avocado challenge.
But I'm trying to raise awareness for human trafficking at the southern border.
So you guys are okay that that's happening?
I think we're going to have to call the police if you'd like.
Okay, I'm going to leave.
I just want to get it on record that you guys here at the Democrat headquarters in Austin are okay with human trafficking at the southern border.
So you are okay with human trafficking at the southern border?
We did not say that.
Can we stop it then?
Can we shut down the southern border and stop it?
Okay, so you guys okay?
Alright, so you're kicking me out because I want to stop human trafficking at the southern border?
That's what you're doing here today?
Alright.
Well, millions of people are going to see this and know that this happened.
Okay, so millions of people are going to know that the local Democrats in Austin are going to have wide open borders and have human trafficking happen.
Yeah.
That's sad, ladies and gentlemen.
That's sad.
So there you go.
So I had a feeling it would go something like this, as they've now officially kicked me out.
So I thought we could come together out here to end human trafficking at the southern border.
I mean, the human trafficking is out of control, folks.
Children are being trafficked.
Think about that.
Children.
Children are being trafficked at the southern border.
More than half the women that come across the southern border illegally are raped on their journey to get here.
It is a crisis.
It is a national emergency.
So there you go, ladies and gentlemen.
I tried to give the Democrats an avocado so we could do something about human trafficking.
They wouldn't do it.
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Thank you for joining us.
Again, I'm Alex Jones.
We're about to go back to Owen Schroeder, who's hosting the broadcast live.
But if you were listening the last hour, you had a chance to hear it.
If you just tuned in, this big nationwide firestorm over AOC slowing down her voice to half speed and trying to put on a weird southern black accent.
It's so illustrative of how these people are shapeshifters.
The globalists are crafting everything they do.
They're so inauthentic, they're so fake, that they always go so far in their scripting that they try to even pick up local, colloquial mannerisms.
Which, if you know how the real world works, people don't like.
People like something that's different and authentic, and that's real.
But again, these globalists fall into deception and lies, not because it makes them successful, but because they come from deception.
They're bad people.
Then they organize into criminal groups to go out and try to dominate and control society.
But that's why they always lose in the end.
Tyranny always blooms like an infection.
It always grows and grows until the body politic awakens and turns against it.
But a lot of times, hundreds of millions end up dying in the process.
AOC is cancer.
Beto is cancer.
Bernie Sanders is... He's not swindling colleges and driving $100,000 cars.
on private jets and uh... million-dollar homes is telling you again capitalism is bad white people don't know what it's like to be poor these are dividers these are frauds that never work days in their lives they're the anointed ones born to run, born to lead, born to run your life and they believe they can break your will but then they get angrier and angrier as they deplatform more and more people more people just fill in that vacuum
President Trump is tweeting Carpe D'Antem videos!
I love Carpe D'Antem.
Where did he first get famous?
Infowars.com.
Great work he does.
Posting his videos.
He won one of our big contests a few years ago.
And now, he's had his videos watched.
I looked it up.
Just on YouTube and Twitter, over 100 million times in the last three months.
And of course Brian Stelter's saying, this can't be allowed!
What are we gonna do?
Because no one wants to watch that little fake dirtbag acting official like Humpty Dumpty with 100,000 viewers.
Gardening shows in New York City have 100,000 listeners, ladies and gentlemen.
These people are legends in their own mind.
But the big corporate chief, like Zucker,
Who sits back and watches these shows that are produced for him, it makes him feel like his message is being put out professionally and carried out by a bunch of foundation-trained leftist CIA operatives, who has another big filthy spoon in his mouth, telling you about class warfare all day.
I mean, you know about Anderson Cooper, right?
He's worth billions and billions and billions of dollars, given to him by his robber baron families.
Oh, that's right.
He's the heir to the Vanderbilt fortune and several others.
But if you search engine that, it's all these fake Esquire articles about he doesn't own any of the money.
He gave it all away and he's a self-made man.
No, he put it in a tax-free foundation, just like Bill and Melinda Gates do, just like Warren Buffett does, just like the Royal Family of England does.
The Royal Dutch family.
They put their money in tax-free foundations because it means they're tax-free.
So their castles and helicopters are all free, and then they can put all their money towards political takeovers and government deals.
You don't think George Soros actually has given the $4 billion in the last few years to break our borders and set up UN refugee centers.
He gets the State Department money, he skims off the top, and then he's the philanthropist that gives the invaders $3,000 debit cards.
That's right.
So again, they're all the ultra-rich.
They're trying to destroy the free market and the middle class so that they have a giant, poor underclass like Mexico or other areas as a tool of feudalistic control.
Learn about feudalism.
Learn about how feudalism
Has always been used as political systems from Japan to ancient Europe to keep 90% of people in total poverty and near starvation so they don't get too uppity.
That's how kings and so-called nobles dominate.
So the globalists haven't invented this system, they've just brought it back in a high-tech way.
Alright, let's go back live to Owen Schroeder in the ATX.
I'm Alex Jones, NewsWars.com, PrisonPlanet.com, Tomorrow's News Today.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, we're back here live in the InfoWars World Headquarters.
Owen Troyer filling in for Alex Jones.
We've got multiple breaking news stories developing right now, and I've got tons of news that I'm going to cover now for the remainder of this hour before Carpe Donctum joins me in the third hour, and then Will Johnson takes over in the fourth hour, and then I'll be back hosting the War Room from 3 to 6 p.m.
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So if there's something that's on your mind that you were aching to call into the Alex Jones Show today, go ahead and just wait till the war room starts and we'll open up the phone lines then.
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Obviously, Alex gets the full ban.
Our live broadcasts are totally banned.
But if you tweet at me, at allidoisowin, my name is Beto, because that's my name.
That's who I am.
I'm Beto.
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I'll retweet your shipment if it just arrived, or your stash of InfoWars products today, because that just kind of has naturally been what's been happening on my Twitter feed.
Of course, that was after I did my live feed this morning.
You know, I think... You know, there's three Democrat offices in Austin.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
And I'll also say...
I tried to get a bunch of other really influential popular conservatives on Twitter to do this with me today.
I think I'm the only one that's done it.
So that's fine.
So maybe I'll just do it again.
Maybe I'll just do it again.
And then, you know, hey, look, we can make a news headline, folks.
We just have to act.
And I get it.
People are busy.
But if we had 50 people
Go to Democrat offices and deliver them avocados, livestream it, and say, hey, here's your avocados, can we stop human trafficking?
Of course it's a joke, it's not about the avocados.
That's the point.
The point is to raise awareness that there's human trafficking happening at the border and that the Democrats don't want to stop it.
You just get them to admit it on film and you use the avocados as the joke that they freaked out about to do it!
And then you make it go viral and then 50 people do it, 100 people do it, and then it's a national news story.
And then in 300 years, just like the Boston Tea Party, you have Avocado Day.
But we just don't act as conservatives.
One thing I will act on as well is stopping Planned Parenthood getting government funding.
That's why on May 26th at noon, I'm hosting the Stop Government Funding of Planned Parenthood rally slash protest at the Planned Parenthood in Austin, Texas on 7th Street.
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Take action with me.
Let's change the world together.
Let's go ahead and talk to Jessica.
She wants to talk about the Virginia governor.
Jessica, you're on the air.
Looks like he'll be resigning soon.
What do you think?
I hope so.
I never liked him from the beginning.
I remember that President Obama endorsed him, and that was a big... I thought that would be a big wake-up call to people, but apparently it wasn't.
But we keep the babies comfortable.
I can't really do his fake southern accent, but it's just, I love southerners, you know, I'm from Texas, kind of southern, but it's like the fakeness of that sicky sweet, let's stay out of the ladies area, kill that baby.
I think because he's a pediatrician, he's used to people, you know, kind of responding to that voice he does, but it sickens me that he's a pediatrician and he's pushing what he's pushing.
But we're going to make the baby
Oh my gosh, it's so sickening.
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I really am glad that I'm able to help the fight for truth and freedom and liberty and I don't know what where I would be and what I would think if I didn't have people like you on air who have just stayed strong through it all so I just want to encourage you just to keep
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Like you said, you're the tip of the spear, so I really appreciate you and what you say, you know, helps me stay connected to the truth.
It helps me to stay connected to God, and I can't say enough about how much I love InfoWars, how much I love the products, but I would like to have some female cut shirts.
No, no, I totally agree.
We put out the one gold foil female shirt and it was a big hit.
And we're just brain dead.
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And yeah, looking at that little pathetic gremlin governor.
Of course he's KKK.
Who the hell wants to harvest babies' organs?
That's what that's all really about.
These are demons.
But thanks to you and others, we're gonna win.
Thank you so much.
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All right, I'm gonna get into the breaking news right now and then engage in a total news blitz.
This has just come across my desk.
More arrests expected in cult case against Smallville actress.
So that's the Nixivim sex cult and that's Allison Mack.
Who has been cooperating with the investigation on going into that sex cult, and she has now admitted to engaging in part of these crimes, including racketeering, but much worse is being alleged and investigated into when it comes to this sex cult.
And so, this is one of those things that's kind of just been floating out there.
Because you know there's other people in Hollywood that are involved in this, probably politicians as well.
And the beauty of it is that they branded themselves.
So like, if there ever was an investigation and anybody from this sex cult tried to deny it, just go right to where they brand them.
They say,
Looks like you were in that sex cult.
So who knows what connections that those might have to other Democrats.
I mean, we already know about Anthony Weiner, who's going to have to register as a sex offender.
We already saw what came out in the WikiLeaks emails, which led to the Pizzagate phenomenon.
And there have been all other kinds of stuff coming down from this MeToo thing with Matt Lauer and all these other Democrats.
But it never sticks to them somehow.
Because the whole purpose of it was not to protect women, it was to get Donald Trump and then use that as a weapon to fire against any of their political opponents.
But, I just wonder what will be the final story when it comes to this Nixavim sex cult?
And how deep did this really run in Hollywood?
And how sorted was the activity really?
And was this just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to that?
I mean, let's not forget about Jimmy Savelle, the known pedophile.
I mean, quite personally, it's kind of like the 9-11 thing.
Like, they sit here and they call you an Islamophobe.
I'm not the one that said Muslims killed more than 3,000 people on 9-11 and want to murder me and kill the way of life in the West.
So how am I the Islamophobe?
That's what I'm taught to believe.
So it's like the same thing with Michael Jackson.
Okay, well, I'm taught to believe he's a big pedophile, so yeah.
So the top names in the entertainment industry are pedophiles.
Well, there's something going on there.
I'm not sure if we know the full truth.
I'm not sure if we'll ever find out the full truth.
I'm not sure if we want to know the full truth.
But you just wonder, with everything else going on, with the deep state coup against the president, with Hollywood involved, and then all these arrests happening nationwide, the president's first executive order to stop human trafficking, I mean, it's... It is all connected, and it just feels a lot deeper than what's on the surface.
So that's Allison Mack now, who's been cooperating in this investigation into the Nixivim sex cult that's probably going to entangle many members of Hollywood, and I would guess even the political establishment.
But that investigation is ongoing.
Let's get into this stack of news.
Okay, now I learned this yesterday.
It hit me.
You know, obviously following the political developments with the Democrat primaries, this Pete Butt Judge guy, and it's, it's, so, he's from South Bend, Indiana, he, formerly the mayor, and he's, he's gay.
That's his big thing, is he's gay.
And I didn't even know that, and quite frankly, I couldn't care less.
But, originally, I was going to go with the nickname, Butt Plug, and then I found out he was gay, and I realized that Media Matters would then write a story saying I'm homophobic, which I still encourage you to do.
I would love that negative press.
Please, call me homophobic.
Because I have no gay friends that'll come to my defense.
But, um... No, we'll just go with Butt Judge.
But...
So he's been kind of just this guy kind of floating around.
He's kind of charismatic.
He gets a little coverage.
Now they're kind of pumping him up over here.
Beto O'Rourke is kind of trending down.
Kamal Harris is irrelevant.
Booker's irrelevant.
Elizabeth Warren's a fake Indian.
I mean, the list goes on and on.
Sanders just kind of gets ignored.
He's just a hatchet man anyway.
He just wants to steal a bunch of money.
He doesn't want to do anything with it.
Just enrich himself.
But then there's Pete Buttjudge, and it hit me, and I said this yesterday, he is only here as a gaslight to the President's administration.
So the whole purpose of this guy's campaign right now...
Is to gaslight Donald Trump or his administration into responding to some of the things that he says, so that then they can attack him for being homophobic.
And so the latest example comes today, Butt Judge to Mike Pence, if you got a problem with who I am, your problem is not with me, your quarrel, sir, is with my creator.
So this is him trying to get, again, it's all about getting Republicans or Trump to say something just so they can say he's homophobic.
This is all gaslighting.
Oh, now they're trying to attack his God.
Say, oh, your God made me gay or whatever.
It's all gaslighting.
And the president listens, or people in his office, just do not respond to this guy.
Just do not respond to this guy.
His whole purpose is to get you to respond.
Do not respond.
Ignore.
Ignore.
Mute.
Block.
Do not respond to this guy.
His whole purpose is to gaslight you.
Now he's trying to gaslight Pence.
And by the way,
Pence, former governor of Indiana.
Butt Judge, mayor of South Bend.
They've been friends.
They've been friendly in the past.
This is typical politics from Pete Butt Judge.
Don't respond to this gaslighting.
And it's going to be all in the media.
Look out for Butt Judge.
Butt Judge, a threat to Trump in the Midwest.
Butt Judge, a threat to Trump in the Rust Belt.
No.
The only threat he is to you is if you respond.
In Pete Buttjudge, this is from San Francisco Gate, America deals with a new kind of candidate.
What, because he's a gay white man?
No, we just had Obama in the White House.
Calm down.
After 2016, lost Democrats know they need white male voters.
Oh-ho!
The Associated Press.
Well, too bad you hate white men.
So, they just didn't do the political math right.
And they didn't get enough illegal immigrants in here, I guess.
That's why they're pushing so much.
Elizabeth Warren in Reno.
Democrats will need to have more than just an anti-Trump message.
She came sprinting in to this gymnasium.
Do we have this video?
I don't know why.
I just feel like this video could be so valuable.
Her running.
Oh yeah!
Woo!
Hey-a-ho-a, hey-a-ho-a, hey-a-ho-a, Elizabeth Warren!
There she is!
Woo!
There's Elizabeth.
Look at her go!
Wow!
You know what?
I'm not going to make a joke any further.
I could go further.
I'm not.
But there it is.
There's Elizabeth Warren sprinting into the gym.
Just remembering her days at Cherokee High Track Program.
De Blasio visits Nevada as he flirts with Presidential Run.
Oh please, De Blasio, your top intern, a known leading pedophile?
Yeah, good.
Reality bites Beto after high-flying kickoff.
Yeah, people are uninterested.
But he'll make $100 million in the process.
Sanders quiets his critics as he becomes 2020 frontrunner.
Still the frontrunner, but getting ignored because he's never supposed to win.
He's just supposed to steal your money.
Get it?
He's a socialist.
Steal your money, cut, and run.
Leave you high and dry.
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Now, I want to put a...
End cap, a butt cap, on the end of my Butt Judge coverage here.
I totally forgot this, and a dude came in in the break and reminded me.
Pete Butt Judge's dad is a hardcore communist.
A hardcore Marxist.
And so there's a story highlighted here.
I'm not sure where he got this, but the headline is, Pete Buttjudge's father was a Marxist professor who lauded the Communist Manifesto.
Yeah.
Hardcore commie professor.
Hardcore Marxist.
I mean, hardcore.
So Pete Buttjudge comes right from the Marxist Communist Manifesto.
And then it's funny because I was stunned by this.
And, uh, I don't have a, uh, I'm not sure where this story comes from either, but headline, Mayor Butt Judge Runs for President While His City Bleeds.
And this is stunning!
While Chicago is notorious for its murder rate, in 2015, Butt Judge's South Bend actually topped Chicago's 16.4 homicides per 100,000 people, with a homicide rate of 16.79 per 100,000 people.
Those numbers put Mayor Pete Buttjudge's city on top of the list for top 30 murder capitals in the country that year.
I'd never heard of South Bend when it comes to murder crime.
I mean, it's usually Chicago, St.
Louis, East St.
Louis, Detroit, but Buttjudge gets another Democrat city right up there on top.
Isn't it great, all these Democrat cities?
Tops in murder, tops in poverty.
Gotta love that.
This is breaking.
Trump is removing U.S.
Secret Service Director Randolph Tex Ailes is being removed according to CNN.
So you always question it coming from CNN, but this is just breaking right now.
Of course, Kirstjen Nielsen out as DHS Secretary.
And look, I think she did as good a job as she could.
She was good in media appearances and said the right things, but as far as the action,
And results at the border?
Not good.
Not good at all.
It's really even worse than ever down there in some ways.
So let me just go right into this stack of news.
From the Associated Press, Trump struggles with a growing problem on the border.
Well, Trump's problem
Is an inherited one from decades, decades long ago that he's actually trying to do something about.
And so that's the problem.
And he's got all these stalwarts in his way from the Democrat Party.
Who knows why they want to keep the border open?
I mean there's so many different reasons.
Do they want human trafficking?
Are they just so obsessed with fighting Donald Trump on anything and everything that they want open borders now?
Because you can play all the Democrats.
I mean, even the Obama years, they campaigned on closing the border for decades.
They said we have to do something about illegal immigration because it used to be like a working class American thing.
They're taking American jobs.
They're affecting the economy negatively.
Even Sanders is actually admitting that.
In fact, let's actually go to Sanders admitting this in a stunning clip.
Clip 10.
So Bernie now is not for open borders because it is not compatible with the welfare state he wants to create.
We're going to have open borders in our society today.
How would you deal with the social services connected to this?
I lost my comb.
Opening the borders such as health care, medical care.
Illegal immigrants stole my comb.
Who do you think is suggested in opening the borders?
Well, you're an activist for opening for... No, I'm not.
Afraid of me getting your information wrong.
That is not my view.
Okay, I apologize.
Thank you.
I think what we need is comprehensive immigration reform.
That is not simply... You're quite right.
If your point is you open the borders, my God, you know, there's a lot of poverty in this world, and you're going to have people from all over the world.
And I don't think that's something that we can do at this point.
Can't do it.
So that is not my position.
What?
Bernie Sanders is now anti-open borders.
I'm telling you, the iron is hot, and it's time to strike on this issue.
It's time to take action, folks.
I'm telling you.
It's so stupid, and you know what?
I don't even care.
I'm just telling you, folks, we could make national news and own this right now if we just take action.
It was my idea to go deliver avocados to a Democrat office and say, can we do something about the open borders now and stop human trafficking?
Because they don't know what to do about it.
The borders are wide open.
They can't deny it.
Open borders is now a Democrat
I mean, but they can't admit it.
So you have to force them to admit it.
And Bernie Sanders is actually smart enough where he's getting ahead of the curb and he's disavowing open borders.
So see, I'm just telling you folks, this will defeat the Democrats if we can just force them to own this issue.
And Bernie Sanders is smart enough not to.
The other Democrats aren't yet.
They haven't figured it out.
So we have to make them own it now before it's too late.
You are the party of open borders.
You are the party of human trafficking.
You are the party of illegal immigration.
I give Sanders credit when he's smart and he knows what he's saying.
He's right.
Disavow the open borders.
But see, Sanders is actually being honest because he knows he's calling for total socialism, and if we import the third world, that socialism will be totally collapsed.
You heard the guy questioning Bernie.
He's like, what do you mean you're not for open borders?
Folks, the Democrats are the open border party.
Do not let them slip out of that.
Do not let these snakes slip out of their open border policies because they hate Trump so much.
Do not let these snake, slimy Democrats slip out of the fact they opened the borders.
They're the ones that want millions of illegals coming here.
They're the ones that want disease pouring in.
They're the ones that want human trafficking.
You need to make them own this issue now, because like the sneaky, slimy, slithery snakes they are, they will find a way to wiggle out of this, and the media will be there to protect him.
And Bernie's already putting out the talking points before the rest of them, saying...
Immigration reform.
Comprehensive immigration reform.
Not open borders.
Not open borders.
No, no, no.
Not open borders.
Just comprehensive reform.
You know what comprehensive reform is?
Shut.
It.
Down.
Shut.
It... They say, oh, we'll take all the guns away if it saves one kid's life.
Well, stop all the damn open border illegal immigration to save a hundred kids' lives from being human traffic!
Excuse me.
So that's the problem that Trump has at the southern border.
Trump administration nearly doubles H-2B guest visa program, which brings many Mexican workers.
Trump is actually... There's been more people coming in this country since Trump got elected.
They say he's racist.
Trump has put out more H-2B visas.
He put out more visas.
He's done more for comprehensive immigration reform.
And they say, oh no, he's racist.
But it's failing.
And that's why Kirstjen Nielsen has resigned.
And now Kevin McAleenan has replaced him.
So this is just straight-up fake news.
Oh, by the way, here's more fake news, though, from CBS.
The clashes are that there's not a good result from Nielsen, so it's time for somebody else.
Yeah, duh!
They have to redact some of this report.
It's the law written by Democrats, but they spin the headline to make you think they're trying to hide something.
More fake news from CNN.
Tax refunds so far this year are down by $6 billion from 2018 to make it act like taxes have gone up, but they admit in the article this is because taxes are down.
People are paying less taxes, just like Trump promised.
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I have taken so many calls on the War Room for this.
Which, by the way, we're not going to have time for phone calls today on the Alex Jones Show.
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Now, in the meantime, though, as I'm sipping on my Turbo Force here, consumed warm, Will Johnson style, who, by the way... Sorry, I just had to get a sip of my Turbo Force there.
I want to give a big shout out to Paloma for Trump.
I did not know that that was her in the video that I made a big deal of yesterday.
And it's funny because I did know it because I recognized her voice because I've talked to her so many times.
And she's just such an electrifying patriot.
But it's just so funny because it's like I just wish people understood the power of action.
Of course it was Paloma for Trump that made that viral video.
She is an electrifying patriot.
That woman has so much power.
And there's so many out there like her that are dormant.
That are just waiting.
Waiting to be on fire.
Waiting to stand up for truth and righteousness.
And so I salute Paloma for Trump.
I wish I would have.
And honestly, folks, it's because I'm so inundated with stuff.
Some things do tend to get through the cracks, and that was one of them.
I meant to send her a message to get her on the show, and then it just slipped through the cracks.
So I'm working on all this other stuff.
But I sent her a message.
So she may come on.
She was on with Will Johnson earlier.
And she's got her own Facebook page, Paloma for Trump.
She's always active.
Just totally just kicks ass.
And that's the thing about people like Paloma for Trump.
She just lowers her head down and just has total victory.
And it's like she doesn't even turn around and look and see who's watching.
That's what I love about her.
That's what we need more people like that.
That aren't in it for the fame.
They're not in it for the likes.
They're not in it for the clicks.
They're in it to win it.
And they know if you build it, they will come.
Or what's the Mandela effect?
If you build it, they will come?
When you build it, they will come?
Field of dreams.
But let me get into some other news here.
Let's get into some cultural news.
U.S.
anti-abortion film a surprise box office success.
I'm not that surprised.
Unplanned has done great in box offices.
And it was also a success, Dr. Gosnell, the other anti-abortion film that highlighted all the murders Dr. Gosnell had, they had to pull that from theaters, it was too successful.
So, the pro-life movement is kind of up and coming here in the culture wars.
And I'm engaged.
Because this is like an easy victory.
This is like hitting a layup.
This is like, you know, an alley-oop slam dunk, you know, to win a Super Bowl, to stand up for innocent children being aborted.
And I get the political nature of it and everything, and there's obviously instances, and there's going to be...
Touchy things, you know, if the baby could kill the mother, if the woman was raped, but those are a small percentage of the abortions and those are still not abortions that we should celebrate.
But that's what the left does.
They literally celebrate abortion and they celebrate the fact that we have this sexualized culture and so people go out and have a bunch of sex and then don't think of the repercussions because, oh, I can just abort my kid!
It's really an odd thing.
It's really something I don't, I honestly I can't comprehend it on so many different levels but what I can comprehend is the clear and easy choice which is to stand for innocent unborn babies and to say no just because you don't want that kid doesn't mean you have the right to kill it.
If you didn't want the kid you shouldn't have engaged in activities that lead to a kid.
But that's why on May 26th at noon, I'm hosting a Stop Government Funding of Planned Parenthood rally slash protest in Austin, Texas, May 26th at noon.
The Planned Parenthood on 7th Street.
I'm going to be there.
We're going to have hundreds of people there.
We're going to bring signs.
Last time we did this, we had a good time.
We had food.
We had music.
We had camaraderie.
We did live streams.
And we made a big scene there because there's thousands of people that drove by and so now we're going to a different location and we're going to do the same thing.
Hope you can be there.
It's over Memorial Day weekend.
We're also going to do a flag lay at the Texas State Cemetery at 10 a.m.
that morning too if you want to join us for that.
But I'm teaming up with a local veterans organizer here that we're going to team up with that and then we're going to go and do the Planned Parenthood protest at noon May 26th.
At the Planned Parenthood in Austin on 7th Street.
Sacramento wants to tax soda, tires, guns, water, pain pills, lawyers, car batteries, etc.
etc.
from the L.A.
Times.
You know, it's funny because they always want to tax this stuff.
Tax your soda until you can't drink a big soda, whatever.
But all of these things are already taxed.
It's like the same thing with property tax.
Like, you bought something, you paid the tax, and now you have to keep paying the tax?
Or you die, and Trump didn't end the death tax.
I think he basically made it like a loophole, and so you don't have to pay it, but I'm pretty sure it's still in law.
I mean, how can California... I mean, it's like the same thing.
California taxes the agriculture.
Yeah, because of all the regulations you got down there!
You're too busy protecting cockroaches!
Literally!
And rats!
They write legislation to protect cockroaches and rats!
The silverfish, and I think it was the kangaroo rat.
Because you know,
People getting water and food?
Well, that's just global warming.
But a kangaroo rat or a damn cockroach?
That's what the Democrats in California are concerned with.
In San Francisco, making a living from your billionaire neighbor's trash.
So this is where San Francisco's gone to.
You have the billionaires, and then you have everyone else that sucks off the billionaires.
But here's the thing they don't understand.
The same thing with taxes.
When you add all of these taxes, you're only creating more poverty.
The middle class and the poor people can't afford the taxes, so now they're all poor.
The rich can afford all the taxes.
Or the rich can put their money overseas, or the rich can hire accountants and CPAs that know how to get around taxes so the rich don't pay the damn taxes.
It's the poor people to do.
But that's what the Democrats love, because you know what happens when the Democrats tax someone into poverty?
They get a new Democrat voter.
Ooh, but that formula's waning, and that's why they need wide-open borders and new voters.
But now in San Francisco, people are just hanging out outside of the billionaire's place waiting for them to throw away some trash because, you know, their trash is more valuable than anything the middle poverty class owns in California.
That's what Democrats do to California.
Here we go.
British mom arrested in Dubai for calling ex-husband's wife a horse on Facebook.
So, you know, free speech is dead.
Fined $55,000 for calling a male a male.
This is unbelievable.
So, if you call someone the wrong pronoun, you are now getting fined in different parts of the world.
Canadian tribunal fines Bill Watkut $55,000 for expressing Christian views on transgenderism.
I shouldn't laugh because it's sad, but I mean,
That's what's going on.
But in the meantime, Amy Schumer is now doing ads for Gillette Venus.
Have you seen this?
Amy Schumer, folks, the new adwoman for Gillette Venus.
There she is.
Look at Amy.
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I'm about to be joined by Total Meme Legend and we have a kind of a i70 connection in a different timeline in a different
Multiverse in a different dimension.
But Carpe Dantum has become meme legend in the course of the last year.
And now every meme he puts out is solid gold.
And it's getting a lot of attention from the White House, which then is causing mass flooding of liberal tears in your local blue area.
So we got a couple new ones from Carpe Dantum, but he's going to join me in the next segment.
But first, let's go to one of his latest here.
Well, here's what Biden is up against.
Here's how it may keep coming back and back and back.
This is a meme that was created by a semi-anonymous man from Kansas City, from Kansas.
He posted it, and then the Trump world posted it, and then the president himself posted it on Twitter.
It's Biden fondling himself.
Now, on one level, it's just a funny meme.
On another level, this is how politics is waged this day.
These are the meme wars in action.
Do you think Democrats understand what they're up against?
Because there was a Mother Jones headline the other day saying the right-wing media machine is much more effective at this kind of visual communication, and the Democrats aren't even trying.
I can't breathe in this thing!
Ludicrous speed!
Go!
Look at how serious Brian is.
What have I done?
Focus.
Focus, Brian.
My brains are going into my feet.
You can't always get what you want.
We can't stop.
It's too dangerous.
We've got to slow down first.
Focus, Brian.
Focus.
Focus.
You can figure it out, Brian.
You can solve the riddle.
Can you guys, just go back if you can to the freeze frame.
Anyone, a frame of Brian trying to focus and understand.
I'm telling you.
Yeah.
I will understand this.
I'm telling you.
Meme-ology.
This is like, I'm telling you, Democrats, liberals, Brian Stelter.
It's like, we're all sitting at a dinner table.
And we're speaking a different language, and laughing, and having a good time, and cheersing, and... Stelter, and Democrats, and Liberal, and Progressives are over there like... What?
Why are they laughing?
Why do I feel like they're laughing at me?
What are they saying?
What is going on?
Stop it!
We must stop this language!
Silence this language!
This language should be illegal!
But no one's silencing it, so then they're like... Well, this language is obviously extremist!
This language is obviously racist!
Where now they're saying... They're literally claiming white nationalists adopt clown as their next racist symbol.
I mean, these people are memeing themselves!
They don't speak the language!
But Carpe Donctum has mastered the language.
He joins me next on the other side.
Don't worry, Brian Stelter won't understand anything we say in the next segment.
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And now, your host, Owen Troyer.
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You know, I can't tell if I've reached peak maturity by the fact that I enjoy this video so much, or if perhaps I'm trending in the wrong direction.
But I blame Carpe Doctum.
The fact that... If you're a radio listener, it's the latest Carpe Doctum meme.
It's just a little 30-second hit.
And I guess it's like a, what is that, like a turkey or something?
It's some yard bird puffing up on this dog.
And it's like a Jack Russell Terrier dog.
And it looks like some form of yard bird.
And it just starts chasing after the dog, and the dog's running away, and the bird's getting all big, fluffing up its chest and feathers, and it's got Trump's head on it.
It's just chasing this dog around the yard, and it's a CNN dog.
It's got a CNN logo on the dog.
Listen, just listen.
Oh, he's such a nice guy.
Hey, get out of here!
Alright, so there it is.
So thanks Carpe D'Antem for taking my maturity level down a couple notches today with your Benny Hill-themed Trump yardbird chasing a dog.
Totally brilliant.
You teased this one and you did not disappoint.
So did you just find this video or what made you come up with this idea to have the yardbird Trump chasing around the CNN dog?
I saw it on James Woods' feed a couple hours before.
I just thought it'd be funny.
You know, since it was right there and everybody's already tweeting it, it's always a good time to make something.
So the video of the bird chasing the dog was already going around and then you figured, oh, put CNN on the dog and then Trump on the yard bird?
Right.
Yeah, it was already tweeted out by James Woods, so.
Well it was, the crew could play it right now.
I've already seen it a thousand times and I'd probably start laughing again.
But it was perfect timing too because you already had your meme get pinned by the president just last week.
Then you had CNN get all
Flabbergasted by the fact that the president watches your memes and and retweets them and pins them and so then you use that segment to create a meme and then you put this meme out today which has been seen I don't know how many thousands of times probably almost a hundred thousand times now your Biden meme has been seen probably close to 20 or 30 40 million times I mean I think it's at 40 million now
And here's the amazing thing, and I don't know if you agree, tell me if you agree or disagree.
I think that what's driving them so crazy about this, because I can imagine, you know, I've traveled to different countries, I've had friends that speak different languages.
And you know, when you're sitting around in a group of friends and they're speaking a different language and everybody's kind of laughing, it's natural to have a little bit of frustration, like, oh, you know, you wish you were in on the joke, you wish you understood it.
But, you know, they're not talking bad about you, so you just say, oh, OK, I don't know the language, it's fine.
But they genuinely don't understand meme language.
It's like a foreign language to them.
We keep...
Speaking in it, we keep laughing, we keep having a good time, and they keep getting more and more frustrated, and so because they can't understand the language, they just want it shut down.
Well, alright, so, this proves the exact point you're making.
So, the Brian Stelter meme, he didn't play the Space Force, or the Space Force video.
He played my video, and then I edited in there.
So he became part of the meme after he shared it.
That's how little he understands about meme and meme culture, is that he actually shared my doctored video where I added the spaceballs in there and his reactions.
And he became part of the meme, and he spread it even further.
So everyone that watches his show has now watched one of my memes.
They never would have seen it before.
And you can see it, guys go back to that frame, you can see it in his face!
It's a guy who's been studying this language like he's studying a foreign language, and he's genuinely trying to understand it, and he just can't get it!
He just doesn't get it!
Look at him, he's got an empty brain!
Well, and did you see I triggered Chris Cuomo this week too?
Oh yeah, and hey, I give Cuomo credit.
He actually kind of responds and he likes getting into it.
So I give him credit.
He did respond to you, but yeah, he... He likes to get after it.
He thought he understood meme culture and meme language, but he didn't, did he?
No, not even a little bit.
His bring it on bro was hilarious.
Hold on though, can we correct the record here?
Because...
Brian Stelter said that you're from Kansas.
That's not true.
You've never been from Kansas.
You're from Iowa and now you live in Kansas City, Missouri, correct?
Correct.
Fake news.
I mean, would you like, I mean, do you want to make a statement right now to Brian Stelter for the fake news he reported?
Brian, that was despicable what you did and I'm very disappointed.
No, I'm serious.
What I want to do right now is, let's use this, and I want you to just do a little 60 second, because let's take this clip and you should put it on your Twitter, because Brian Stelter lied about where you're from.
And I don't appreciate that, because I'm from Missouri, and I know that Missouri people have a lot of pride, and when you're on the Mo side of Kansas City, you know you don't want to be on the Kansas side.
I mean, I don't need to say anything about what goes on over there, but we know what's up.
So just take 60 seconds, and then I think you should clip this out and put it on your Twitter and ask for an apology maybe.
So look, Brian, you said that Carpe Doctum was from Kansas, and that's not true.
It's never been true.
So Carpe Doctum, would you like Brian Stelter to correct the record on his fake news?
Brian, I'm officially asking that you correct the record.
I am from Iowa, and I am from Kansas City, because I moved here.
And I want you to go on air, and I would like you to apologize for spreading fake news about me.
And I would like to play that meme one more time.
Just play it for real this time.
And then maybe if he makes that apology, you'll consider stop memeing him.
Maybe.
Maybe.
It's a possibility.
It's not a strong possibility, but it's a possibility.
But that's the only chance that Brian Stelter has.
Brian, if you want Carpe Dantum to stop memeing you, you have to apologize for the fake news you said about him.
Yes.
That's where we're at.
Now, let's say over there at CNN, they have a genuine interest in understanding meme language.
They clearly can't get it.
Are you considering starting a course for the public Memeology 101?
Listen, I'll talk to anybody.
It doesn't matter where they are on the spectrum of things.
So if they want to learn how to meme, or more specifically, if they want to learn how not to be the meme, then my door is always open.
They can always come and talk to me.
I would love nothing more than to be on Brian Stelter's show, just so I could just destroy him on air.
There you go.
Maybe Brian Stelter will bring you on air, but he'll be too busy looking for you in Kansas City.
On the Kansas side.
On the wrong side.
He needs to come to the Missouri side to find you.
He doesn't know that.
Yeah, I thought it was kind of funny, what did he say?
He said semi-anonymous.
Yeah, what does that mean?
What does that mean exactly?
Semi-anonymous.
I think it means if you want to remain anonymous, you should probably stop it.
You're only semi-anonymous.
We know who you are.
But who is Brian Stelter, really?
Do we even know?
I mean, is he related to Pennywise?
Well, what I know about his lineage is he came from a russet.
It was a russet and a Yukon Gold, I believe.
They had a child, and then that child had a child, and it was him.
I mean, I've never seen Brian Stelter and Pennywise in the same place at the same time.
I'm not sure what significance that has, but I'm just saying, I've never seen Brian Stelter and Pennywise at the same place at the same time.
Brian!
Brian, Brian!
I'm not sure if Brian has even understood a word of this segment because we've been speaking in meme language.
So Brian might not even have understood.
Can we get, hey, we need to get closed captioning for CNN, guys.
Can we get closed captioning for Brian Stelter?
He didn't understand a word of this segment.
Brian!
Oh, Brian.
Oh, little Brian.
Little Brian Stelter cries at home.
The Heights Public Library today debuting a new children's story hour called Drag Queen Storytime.
My name is Blackberry.
I'm a bearded drag queen.
That means I'm a lady with lots of facial hair.
Stephanie Whitfield sat in on the program designed to promote acceptance.
I'm actually going to be one of the drag queens reading for Drag Queen Storytime.
Drag Queen Storytime.
And we witnessed parents taking their children, as young as two, inside to take part.
Are you nervous?
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Do you want to touch my hair?
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And for the children and the people that support it are gonna realize that this is gonna be the grooming of the next generation.
That's the whole goal is to make kids that aren't used to seeing something like me more comfortable to seeing it.
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No one's there to push an agenda on anyone.
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Who wants to be a drag queen when they grow up?
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Are you nervous?
Yes!
They were all accepting.
They all were happy about it and excited and giving me hugs and everything.
Most people seem to walk away having a good time.
A stardom young, right?
A stardom young, right?
The woman gets up on her table, spreads her legs.
It's a man.
This is adult entertainment.
But what do predators do?
They target children.
Breaking news.
We have just confirmed that a registered child sex offender has been reading to children at a Houston public library as part of its Drag Queen Story Hour.
A media spokesperson for the library confirms one of those drag queens, Tatiana Malanina, is really Alberto Garza, a child sex offender.
In 2008, he was convicted of assaulting an 8-year-old boy.
This is Tatiana Malanina, my sister from Queens of the Week.
And everywhere else it's called pedophilia.
But when it's done institutionally, and they can get away with people dressed up like demon clowns with your children.
Pull up Tranny Time in the New York schools.
This was put out in the New York Times, like it's wonderful.
And it's the biggest scary looking group of weirdo pot-bellied men.
Looks like a bunch of Dennis Hasterds running around with clown makeup on.
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Before you slip into unconsciousness, I'd like to have another... Carpe Doctum with me here on the Alex Jones Show.
Owen Troyer filling in for Alex Jones.
I have just been sent a video.
I don't even know what to say or think.
But it's all coming together now.
Uh...
Apparently white nationalists are now stealing the clown symbol or ideology, I guess, and claiming it as racist.
Folks, the dementia, the Trump derangement syndrome, the total lunacy that the left has spiraled into now, it's honestly indescribable.
So the crew is censoring this video.
I don't know if Carpe Doctum is aware of this.
I think his next meme is approaching, though.
Carpe, are you aware of this?
From Kansas City, Missouri, not Kansas.
Are you aware that the left is now claiming that somehow Trump supporters are stealing, I guess, the symbolism of clowns to make it racist?
Are you aware of this?
Yeah, I heard about it a little bit ago.
I think maybe a day or two ago.
I haven't looked into it very much, but I know that
They're doing the same thing they did with Pepe, the frog, and they're trying to make this clown thing into a racist thing.
I'm sure that it has origins on 4chan, because that's where usually most of this stuff comes from, and they just troll journalists and TV personalities to think things like the OK symbol is
See, and this is why they need to learn how to not be a meme.
Guys, flash that video that I sent you that we're going to cover once we clean it up.
This is a perfect example of how you're doing it wrong.
This is asking to become a meme.
This is begging to become a meme.
In fact, it's so bad, I'm wondering if this isn't a conservative pretending to be a liberal to get memed.
But I think it was, actually, it was the Pepe that they put in a rainbow wig that has apparently triggered this.
Which, by the way, that's been around for years!
But now they're just responding to it!
Well, I forget what they call him.
He has a name.
Oh, it's Jared Holtz reporting on it.
Well, he's just a cracked journalist.
Do you know he celebrated his whole weekend because he finally got verified on Twitter?
Literally made his weekend.
I talked to him in DMs about it.
He got a new cat!
He was pretty excited.
You got a new cat, too?
Yeah, he got a new cat over it.
I think he's got two or three cats now.
So he's a crazy cat lady now?
Well, no, I mean, you know, you gotta, I mean, everybody, you gotta, you gotta get a pussy somehow, so he's got a couple cats.
What?
What?
It's the only way he can get a cat, is by getting a...
What?
Did I make a joke?
I'm sorry.
Jared Holt, dude!
Look, I actually like Jared.
I try to be friends with the guy.
Celebrating your Twitter verification by buying another cat, that's how you meme yourself!
That's how you become a meme.
I don't like his politics at all, but I've been kind of cordial with him over the years.
Yeah.
That's not the way to get taken seriously.
Hey, it's okay.
It's okay to have cats.
It's fine.
There's nothing against cats.
No, no.
Everybody needs pussy in their life.
It's fine.
So, Jared has five cats.
And it's fine.
I don't have any cats.
But, you know, everything's fine in Jared Holt's world.
He's finally verified.
If I had a cat, I'd name it Jared.
How dare you do that to cats?
But, uh, look, Jared's got the big story.
I give him credit.
He was actually ahead of his time on this one.
White nationalists adopt clown as their next racist symbol.
I had no idea we were doing this.
I mean, we've been doing this for years, but apparently it's new news.
I was, uh, NBC called me, uh, extremely far right.
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Not sure.
I had no idea what that's what we were doing.
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Just take my money, Jared.
That was such a good statement.
Meanwhile,
I don't know what the deal is with these people.
They are the ones that hate us.
Like, I don't hate you, man.
I came up, every time I see Jared, I come up and I say, hey, bud, how you doing?
Like, we're the least hateful people, man.
I'm having fun, okay?
I'm having fun right now memeing you.
Brian Stelter DM'd me before the Reliable Sources thing and was asking me questions.
I really thought about just sending him all of the videos I've done of him, like just in DMs.
But I answered his questions.
As much as I make fun of him, I'm still a nice guy.
I'm not gonna be mean to him.
So, can you stick around for another segment after this?
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm good with that.
Right.
You definitely can't respond to it in the way you would normally respond to it.
Like Joe Biden and his response to my video that Trump tweeted, it was not a solid response.
And Brian Stalter retweeting and Chris Cuomo retweeting, not the right move.
Hey, what do you think about this big news?
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Have you seen this?
So they don't want to sell women's razors either?
Is that what's going on?
Well, I'm not exactly sure the marketing campaign, but they've decided to go with Amy Schumer.
There she is there, there she is there, posing as a beached whale.
So, I think that Gillette, I just wanted to give them some credit here, because, you know, it used to be the best a man can get, now it's men are the worst in the world, and then, but it's probably a good marketing move, I think, here for Gillette to go with Amy Schumer.
Your thoughts?
Well, I mean, if you're gonna go social justice warrior, then you have to go all in.
I mean, you can't go halfway.
You can't just be sort of a social justice warrior.
You have to, like, go scorched earth with it, so this makes sense.
Man, you know, I'm at a point right now where I'm trying to decide, do I ratchet it back, or do I go forward?
Like, do I not be so mean, or do I push the ball forward and be even more mean?
I think we know the answer to that.
Alright, well, look.
I'm just getting word into my ear, this is not actually Amy Schumer.
Oh my god, it isn't?
No.
Are you kidding me?
No, but, well, Amy Schumer was supposed to be the model for Gillette Venus, and then this woman showed up and ate her.
Oh my god.
This is a national tragedy.
Alright.
Get the typewriters ready.
Owen Troyer, body shames, new Gillette Venus model on the beach.
It's fine.
I get it.
Whatever.
Chuck Schumer's gonna come after ya.
No, Chuck.
No, actually, Chuck Schumer's gonna dive into that and try to find Amy again.
Alright, we got new memes coming on the other side.
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And now, your host, Owen Troyer.
And my guest is Carpe Doctum, meme legend.
We're still investigating whether or not
He was featured in a South Park episode.
The jury is still out on that.
But we'll monitor that investigation as it's ongoing.
I've also got a viral clown video coming up in the next segment, you're not going to want to believe.
Is that Carpe Doctum?
We cannot confirm or deny, folks.
But it's rumored that that character featured on South Park might be Carpe Doctum.
Well, I gotta say, what we're about to do here is quite groundbreaking.
We are actually gonna have the Brian Stelter interview of Carpe D'Antem here on the Alex Jones Show.
So that's the kind of groundbreaking stuff that we bring to you here at InfoWars.
So let's go ahead and I'm gonna pitch it.
Go ahead, bring Brian Stelter on in, folks.
Thank you so much, Owen!
Thanks for having me, Brian.
Well, that's fine.
I'm glad that we're able to do this interview here on InfoWars.
My bosses at CNN said this type of content was too racist for our airwaves, but obviously InfoWars totally supports this.
And I am a little nervous right now because your meme power scares me, but I just have to come out and say it.
I believe you're a racist.
And I believe that, yes, yes I know, the truth hurts.
And I believe that your racist memes, your racist memes, no you sir, you sir, you sir, yes, your racist memes are causing irreputable damage to this country.
And it's just disrespectful to minorities.
And so, what do you say for yourself after committing these crimes against humanity?
I'm just really sorry.
I didn't mean to do it.
I try to be a good person and I just can't do it sometimes and I'm really sorry.
Well, you know, I'm glad that you would take this stance in front of your young child there because we don't want a future for our kids.
Are kids to grow up with this meme culture that you've created?
And let me ask you this, have you heard from PETA, from your latest meme, for the abuse of animals now that you're engaged in?
I haven't yet, but I see where you're going with it, and you know what, I realize now that doing what I did to that poor bird,
It was not okay!
Do you think that bird wants something to do with Trump?
I don't think so.
I mean, I didn't ask and that was part of the problem is I didn't get consent from the bird before I put the head on it and I'm really sorry.
Now think about that dog that you've tortured now too!
Now that dog!
No, the dog's fine.
The dog is now CNN so that means he's obviously good.
Well you've been torturing us too, Carpe Dantum.
Don't you understand?
We feel tortured by you.
And I just feel that this dog now is going to have to live with this anguish and this pain that you've caused him.
And quite frankly, I think PETA should file a complaint against you.
What do you think?
Did your child just give me the finger?
Oh my gosh.
So now not only are you abusing yard birds, you're now making your child flip the bird.
That is correct.
I think that's where we're at, Brian.
Well, this is unbelievable, folks.
I've got breaking news.
Brian Stelte here from CNN.
Not only does Carpe D'Antem abuse animals, we will immediately get this to PETA, but now I need Child Protective Services to come and figure this out because I'm pretty sure that live on camera Carpe D'Antem just made his kid flip me the bird.
This is abhorrent behavior that we're witnessing right here live on air, folks.
What do you think about this guy?
What do you think about him?
Did he just wave me off?
Did he just wave me by?
I don't think he likes you.
Well, I'm not surprised.
Being as how he's probably from Kansas like you.
Well, I mean, he's better looking than you too, though.
Well, I have heard that I have the type of face that only a mother could love.
Only a potato could love.
That's what I think.
Well, I did get my DNA test, and the potato is actually one of my closest relatives.
It was Russet, right?
Well, actually, my uncle is featured in Toy Story.
Mr. Potato Head?
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He plays with one of those.
You see, this is the type of meme we're talking about.
This is the type of meme we're talking about right here.
And now you're abusing potatoes.
Is there any limit to your bigotry?
There is literally no limit to my bigotry.
It goes so deep.
It has no bottom.
You can't reach the bottom.
It goes on forever.
Wow.
Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.
Brian Stelter here from Reliable Sources with CNN.
We break the truth.
We've discovered now the truth about Carpe Donctum.
He abuses animals.
He makes his kids flip.
CNN hosts The Bird.
And he has no respect for even food.
And he memes potatoes.
So you'll only get this type of quality content on reliable sources with CNN.
I want to thank InfoWars for giving me this platform to do this groundbreaking interview.
I think we now know the truth about the real Carpe Donjum.
And if I can, I will dox him to the public so that you can go harass him and his child.
Because that's what we do at CNN.
He got more viewers on Infowars than he did on CNN.
Wow!
How about that for Brian Stelter?
Hey, give Brian Stelter a round of applause.
That's the biggest interview Brian Stelter has done in his career.
Pretty sure, yeah.
I think that was the mountaintop, I think.
I think so, and I gotta say, your young child is already outsmarting Brian Stelter.
I mean, it doesn't take much, but hey, you gotta give him credit where credit's due.
That's true.
You know, I was going to say that this was actually Brian, but it was too mean.
I couldn't do it to him.
Yeah, you don't want to put that on your young child like that.
No.
Leave it to the Potato Head.
Like that, right there.
Mr. Stelter Potato Head.
But look at that cutie that you got right there on your lap.
Boy, that's fun.
Alright, you want to go play dad?
You know who this is?
This is Jones.
No, it's not actually related to Alex Jones, but that's what his name is.
That's Jones right there?
Jones.
He's pretty relaxed for a Jones.
Yeah, he has not been taking the super beta male or super whatever.
He's not taking the super male vitality yet?
Yeah, the super male vitality.
It looks like he's... See, look, he's saying, Daddy, give me the super male.
He says, I need my brain force.
So Little Jones joins us on Carpe Donctum's lap.
Well hey, we're gonna let you go play dad.
We've had a lot of fun with you.
And I'm looking forward to the next meme, whatever it is that you're working on.
And we'll be sure to promote it.
You can follow me on Twitter and you can follow me and all my friends on the Donald on Reddit.
Thank you for having me on again.
We need to stop doing this, otherwise people are going to start talking.
You mean quit having our meetings out in broad daylight?
Right.
Keep it behind the scenes?
We need to go to that secret club that we're all part of that we don't know about.
Yeah, yeah, but it's run by the clowns.
That's right.
Uh-oh.
Here we go.
Uh-oh.
He doesn't like the clowns.
He's mad about that.
Yeah, he doesn't.
Alright, it's Carpe Doctum, folks.
It's Meme Legend.
And just follow him on Twitter for the greatest memes, and they get retweeted by the president now, and it just has the left going nuts.
Now, there has been a drought in some areas, so you can thank Carpe Doctum for providing liberal tears to stop those droughts.
Alright, there goes Carpe Doctum, at Carpe Doctum on Twitter.
He is Meme Legend.
I'm Owen Schroer, filling in for Alex Jones.
Coming back, I'll do a quick news blitz, play this shocking clown video.
The left keeps going deeper into insanity, folks.
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I've never been to Russia, and I'm not a Russophile.
But I do know that most of the claims mainstream media makes against Vladimir Putin in Russia turn out to be almost entirely untrue or flat-out lies.
Like the fact that he kills members of the media all the time, or shuts down the free press.
None of it's true.
He has taken over some of the state-run media and put people in that are actually pro-Russia, pro-sovereignty, pro-Christian, pro-free market.
But there's no evidence he's had any members of the media killed.
But separate from that, let's just say he's got problems.
Okay, fine.
Paul Watson has a big article up on Infowars.com pointing out today that Putin came out in a big interview and said, independent free political debate is essential
And that citizens shouldn't be censored for their criticism of government or their support or anything else.
He said what really mattered was stopping criminals.
And cyber hacking and things like that.
He was critical of the massive censorship we see popping up at the European Union and now the United States.
So Putin understands that we're dealing with authoritarianism here in the West that covers its actions under the name of hate speech and political correctness.
But really, it's just good old fashioned totalitarianism and censorship.
And it's getting worse.
Again, Christina Amanpour saying arrest people that say Hillary is a crook.
To the former FBI director.
This is the nature of what we deal with.
So where is it going to go from this point?
Well, only down.
Because President Trump's done a great job on many other fronts.
But so far, other than saying he would go after colleges with an executive order that don't allow free speech on campus, he's done almost nothing other than tweet about it.
About the organized racketeering, massive coordinated censorship to manipulate and steal the last election 2018 and to clearly try to steal 2020.
From Brian Stelters, the rest of them, they're on television calling for more censorship and basically policing, the corporate media polices, for big tech and it's dangerous.
It's un-American.
And it's up to us, we the people, to take action politically, economically, to stop it and to light a fire in the president's butt to do that as well.
You know, Trump's former DHS head kept soft-soaping what was happening at the border and backpedaling and playing games and talking up both sides of her mouth, and she's gone now and a hardliner is about to be put in.
And a lot of that's because we've been keeping a fire lit under Trump's butt.
He's busy, he's getting pulled from a lot of different sides, and he means well.
But in all this cacophony of voices, we need to be the loudest defending this republic.
So let's continue to lobby the President to defend the First Amendment, and to stop big tech racketeering, and to make sure they follow Section 230.
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Vladimir Putin, free speech is critical for an open, free society.
And the internet shouldn't be censored.
Only criminal activity should be stopped.
Sounds like Putin is trying to follow Section 230.
Maybe we should as well.
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I'm really not even sure how to properly characterize this other than Trump derangement syndrome and beyond.
Because the left has gone into a complete fit of lunacy.
And so the story comes from my favorite left-wing commentator, Jared Holt.
White nationalists adopt clown as their next racist symbol.
These people actually think they're in our head.
There's been so many different forms of Pepe put out there.
There's like Trump Pepe's, like Arnold Schwarzenegger Pepe's, Thinking Man Pepe's.
It's just like you just make all these Pepe's.
It just became this kind of like infinite meme.
And so one of them has been Pepe in like a clown mask or Pepe in a rainbow wig.
It's been going on for years, but somehow this is now our new thing.
But here's what happens.
The left thinks they have conservatives figured out, and they're so far off base.
I mean, they need a map and a key, and it's just like, they still can't figure out where the hell we are, they can't even understand the language that we're speaking, but they still need to provide commentary on it and act intellectual.
So what they do is, they pretend like they know what they're thinking, and then they project
What they think we're doing with a clown Pepe when it's totally off base but then we roll with it out of just because it's a joke how out of touch with reality they are and so then it becomes this weird like fake self-fulfilling prophecy that they then think is real but because they don't understand meme language they don't understand that they're a continual infinite
Loop of perpetual memes.
And so yeah, you think we're taking some clown symbol as like our next symbol, even though that's like way out of left field, totally inaccurate.
Now we will!
But you're only giving us more ammo to meme on!
Here is a video.
Folks, television audience, you'll see this.
Radio audience, it's a woman.
She's got weird hair.
I don't even know how to explain it.
Weird clown makeup on.
And now she's going to war for the clown Pepe meme.
I'm pissed off, and I'm angry, and I'm disgusted, and I made a video ranting about it, but I don't even think I want to post it because I don't want to give them that much attention.
We'll see where it goes, you know, I'll keep the video on ice, and we'll just see how far they want to take this, but I'm ready to go to war.
Look lady,
Do you know how insane you are?
First you do a rant on... First you paint your face up like Pennywise the Clown to do a rant.
Then you do the rant on video and you don't even publish it so it's quote-unquote on ice.
And then you do a follow-up rant in a clown outfit, in a clown makeup outfit that you put on for this rant about clowns that is literally concocted in your own mind.
That conservatives are using clown memes for some agenda.
It's all in your mind.
And now because of that, you've now painted your face like a clown, you've done a video rant that you have on ice, and then you do a follow-up video that you think is going to somehow be a victory.
Go ahead.
But I'm ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go to mother f***ing Quar.
Wait, Quar?
You're not going to take a symbol of happiness and accept— Hold on, can you rewind that?
Just hold on.
Pause that.
Rewind that back ten seconds.
Did she say she wants to go to Quar?
What is Quor?
Hold on, hold on, go ahead.
I'll keep the video on ice and we'll just see how far they want to take this, but I'm ready to go to war.
I'm ready to go to motherf***ing Quor.
Quor.
You're not going to take a symbol of happiness and acceptance and multiculturalism and turn it into something racist and anti-semitic and homophobic and transphobic.
You're not going to do that on my watch.
You're not.
So Pepe, he belongs to me now.
Pepe the Frog with his curly ass afro clown wig belongs to me.
That is a symbol of the resistance now.
I encourage you all to share.
I'm going to photoshop a picture of Pepe with just tons of pro
LGBTQ symbols and pro-black symbols, and we are taking Pepe back.
He's mine.
I'm adopting him.
I'm saving him from these freaks, these degenerates, who think that it's okay to take a symbol of happiness and just... It's disgusting!
Literally, it's sickening.
It's sickening that people would take such a positive thing like clowns.
And try to make it into a symbol for your racism.
You're pathetic.
The clown emoji belongs to us, the Lunchables.
Pepe the Frog, the clown version, and just him in general, honestly, because he's been through a lot.
He belongs to us, the Lunchables.
You thought, you really thought, you neckbeard cheeto dust
Butt-sniffing, fart-sniffing, living with your mother's father's... Stop it!
No!
Stop it!
Oh!
Oh, my God!
Please!
Please rewind this!
Please rewind this!
Rewind this 15 seconds.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to hold back my laughter.
This is too... This can't be real.
This has to be a conservative troll, right?
I mean, this cannot be real.
Please roll it one more time.
You thought... You really thought...
You neck, beard, cheeto, dust, butt-sniffing, fart-sniffing, living with your mother, father, grandma, I don't care, you f***ing a**holes!
I have adopted Pepe and he's mine.
They wanna, oh we're gonna put the symbol out there, you put it out there, well guess what, I grabbed his a** and now he's mine.
You cannot take this from me, I will not let you.
Clowns are a symbol of happiness and acceptance and, like I said, multiculturalism.
We embrace everybody.
We embrace you, whether you're black.
Okay, so there you go.
News update, Pepe's a fictional character, okay?
So I don't know how you plan on grabbing and adopting Pepe.
And it was Pennywise the Clown.
If anybody's demonized the happy symbol of a clown, it was Stephen King in Pennywise and all the movies with it.
And then she's like, clowns are supposed to be a symbol of happiness and fun.
You're the one that's so angry in the video.
We're having fun with it.
You're the one that's angry.
But where does it go from here?
Because she's ready to go to whore over this.
She's ready to go to whore over Pepe the Clown meme.
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Leading a frontal assault on the lies of the New World Order, it's Alex Jones.
All right, I'm about to sign off and Will Johnson is going to take over the fourth hour of the Alex Jones Show.
I almost got to all my news here today, but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna carry it over to the War Room here.
A couple stacks left of news to get to.
I'm gonna carry it over
And covered on the War Room, but what I'm really going to do is I'm going to dedicate the three hours of the War Room to taking your calls.
So that is on the agenda coming up for the War Room.
I'm going to jump out of studio here and then host the War Room at Infowars.com slash show from three to six and we're going to take all your calls.
Will Johnson is going to take over right now, though.
Will, fun times!
Fun times, my friend.
I'm sure you've got a lot to cover.
You are now at the helm of the Alex Jones Show.
This is the proverbial baton toss here.
Let's see if we can do this live on air.
And now Will Johnson has the baton.
Take over, my friend.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You know what?
You know what?
Pepe is just a frog.
Pepe is just a frog.
What is wrong with Pepe?
You know, they want to take Pepe now because Pepe has on a rainbow afro.
Anyways, welcome.
Welcome.
This is the Alex Jones Show.
My name is Will Johnson.
I am filling in for the fourth hour.
Thank you, Owen.
So we have a lot to talk about today.
We have craziness of the liberals.
The liberals just get crazier and crazier.
I was just watching Owen and he was showing the crazy leftist there.
With the crazy makeup on, trying to look like a clown.
Be honest with you, these leftist liberals don't need to put on the makeup.
They already fit the part.
It's remarkable that they actually have brain cells left.
And I'm subject to believe that, you know, the brain cells that they have are just, you know, floating around like into oblivious.
There's nothing there.
It's just like empty space.
And you know, and they exercise their brain cells as much as they can is whatever they have.
It's like they don't even have to rub together.
It's amazing.
But anyways.
Welcome again.
We are talking about what I'm going to talk about is how the left is attacking conservatives.
How the left is there.
They have increased their attacks on conservatives throughout the country.
You have left this
And even the liberal media that won't even acknowledge it.
And they're the ones that's doing all the attacking on American people.
And then they turn around and try to blame it on right-wingers or, you know, people that support President Trump.
Anyone in that category, they're the ones that's hateful.
They're the ones that's mean.
No, that is not the case.
It has always been the left.
I've been to multiple rallies, multiple rallies.
I was in Portland.
I was in Berkeley.
I was in LA.
I was in San Diego.
And every single time Trump supporters show up to have a rally, guess who shows up to be violent?
The left.
Every time these leftist groups have rallies, and I've been to multiple leftist rallies, none of us were there throwing rocks at them.
None of us were there trying to hit him with sticks.
None of us were there trying to knock any of them out.
We didn't have any of that taking place.
It's only when conservatives have a rally, or have a gathering, you get the left showing up being violent.
And you know what?
Maxine Water, I think she's the ringleader of all of the violence
That's taking place against conservatives today, specifically Trump supporters.
And the reason why I say that is because when Maxine Waters came out and said that, you know what, we need to attack them where they are.
When she said that, she was addressing the people that's under the Trump administration, anyone in his cabinet.
She was saying, when you see them out somewhere, attack them.
That's basically what she's saying.
But ultimately, her goal was to get anyone who supports President Trump to be attacked by these leftist, hateful people.
And that's exactly what's taking place.
They have found it in their heart to attack us as Americans.
They find it that it is the proper thing to attack us.
Why?
Because they see us as the enemy.
Because we are in a war.
So after this break, I'm going to show you a clip with Paloma.
Paloma.
I'm going to show you the clip with Paloma.
We're going to talk a little bit about that.
My name is Will Johnson filling for Alex Jones, and this is the InfoWars.
See you in a minute.
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It's Alex Jones.
And now, your host, Will Johnson.
All right, all right.
Welcome back to the Alex Jones Show.
We have a lot to talk about.
And like I said before the break, I'm going to show you a video clip.
And I had the honor to interview Paloma.
And she's down in Tijuana.
I actually went down to the border with her and experienced some of the stuff that's going on down on the border.
And it is a crisis on the border.
But the reason why I'm talking about her today is because this past weekend, she went into a U.S.
Postal Office and basically was verbally attacked and physically attacked.
And I'm going to show this video to you.
And I'm pretty sure a lot of people have seen a lot of this already.
But people need to recognize, just like I started off in the program today,
There's been multiple attacks on conservatives.
And it has been conservatives.
The conservatives are the ones being attacked.
And you know what?
Just to clarify.
In the past, when we had different things going on, like Obama became president, and what happened after that, you didn't see conservatives going out burning vehicles, you didn't see conservatives pulling people out of vehicles, beating them up, you didn't see conservatives destroying Starbucks, you didn't see conservatives trying to harm people, throw rocks, etc, etc, etc, etc, etc.
You didn't see it.
Why?
Because it didn't happen.
And if it did happen, you know very well that the lamestream media would be showing it day in day out.
They wouldn't be only be talking about Charlottesville.
Have you noticed that?
They always bring up Charlottesville.
And now they're going to try to bring up the New Zealand thing, but I digress.
It's the left that's always been violent.
So let me cue up this video for you.
And I'm going to, so you just have to hear it because
This is how they think and they've justified it in their mind that being this way is a good thing.
And it's absolutely not.
It's not good at all.
Okay, so let me quit yapping and let me get playing it.
Okay, here we go.
Don't touch me and don't record me.
Can you tell her not to record me?
That's an insult.
No, you just insulted me.
Don't record me.
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
I don't want to be recorded!
Don't touch me!
I have a right not to be recorded!
Don't touch me!
I have a right not to be harassed!
I have a right not to be harassed!
I have a right not to be harassed!
You have no reason to harass me because of my ass!
It doesn't matter.
You have no reason to harass me just because I'm wearing a Trump hat.
What is wrong with you?
I didn't harass her.
Yes, you did.
Yes, you did.
Did I say anything?
Yes, you did.
I saw it.
Did I say anything?
Yes, you did.
You have no reason to harass me.
Where is the supervisor?
He is the President of America and I should wear whatever I want.
Where is your supervisor?
Now I'm going to call the cops.
Exactly.
Do not harass me because of my hat.
I'm going to call the cops.
I don't care if you don't agree with it.
I have the right to wear it.
I agree.
OK, racist.
OK, racist.
I'm a Mexican racist against the world.
I'm a Mexican racist against the world.
I'm wearing a hat with a Trump's name on it.
Look at you're shaking.
Get yourself together.
Seriously.
Look at you.
OK.
Are you there?
OK.
Alright, yeah, I apologize that for that.
That was my on my end.
The audio.
I had to work on that.
I got actually fixed it.
OK, so the whole point is is lower.
Listen to me Paloma went into the US Post Office while she walk into the post office.
The lady told her that she should be ashamed for wearing that hat.
Seriously, he is the President of the United States.
You should not be ashamed of wearing the hat.
I mean, I keep my hat with me.
This is my mega hat.
I wear it every time when I go out.
And you should not be ashamed to wear it.
We should not have that kind of issue.
Anybody should be able to wear anything that they want.
When Obama became president, when he won the election, and people had on the Obama clown shirts, it was okay.
No one attacked him.
Not a single time did a conservative go out and attack someone because they had on an Obama shirt or some kind of Obama paraphernalia.
Nothing.
It did not happen.
Because if it did happen and they recorded it, of course, the liberal media would be showing it.
And do they show it?
No, they don't show it.
Because they don't have it to show.
Because it didn't happen.
And now you probably have, like, what's some surprising that take place is that you didn't have these liberals trying to act like Trump supporters, or at the time, right-wingers, and go out and attack someone with the Obama shirt on.
You see, they didn't think about it then.
Because, see, they didn't get absolutely angry until President Trump won the election in 2016.
That's when the anger came to the surface.
That's when we all started seeing what was happening.
And when that started happening, they were like, oh my goodness, President Trump won, Trump won, Trump won.
Now they got to go out on the attack.
There's been multiple instances where they went out and attacked people specifically just because they're wearing a hat.
That doesn't make any sense.
How are you going to be upset because someone's wearing something that you disagree with?
I mean, I don't agree with BLM and I see them everywhere here in California.
They're constantly wearing them, but I don't attack someone.
I don't even verbally attack them.
But you get just the opposite.
So who's the tolerant ones?
It's not liberals.
And they all try to claim that, oh, we're so tolerant.
We're inclusive.
We're for everybody.
You're only for the people that's crazy like you.
That is the left.
And that's what we've been seeing.
And we're constantly seeing it.
And for the life of me, some of the right-wing media outlets, other than InfoWars, InfoWars will talk about it.
But you have some of them that are on the mainstream that won't even talk about it, won't even address the issue.
As if it's okay.
This is the norm.
This is supposed to happen.
It's not normal.
It's not supposed to happen.
People in America, and for example, if I went out and stood on a corner holding the American flag, don't send me a message telling me that I'm inciting violence for standing on the corner in the United States holding the American flag.
It doesn't work that way.
That's not how it's supposed to happen.
You're supposed to say, hi, hi.
Yes, America.
But you don't get that.
You get just the opposite.
And it's absolutely disgusting.
I'm an American citizen, and I love this country, and I will do anything to keep this country the way it is because it is great.
And come 2020, voting for President Trump will keep America great.
And the liberals can't stand it.
That's why we are at war.
It's a spiritual war.
The liberal media is at war with the American people.
Why?
Because they don't like President Trump.
They are willing to destroy this country because they hate the President of the United States.
Have you ever heard of us?
Have you ever heard such a thing before?
Never.
Never.
It happens.
It only happens because the left is showing it to happen.
Why is it happening now?
You would think in the year 2019 that we could be so much more civil, right?
We're supposed to be a civilized nation.
We're not supposed to be third world nation.
We're not supposed to be crazy about the nation, right?
But people walk outside and they wear a Trump hat and you get attacked?
You wear a mega hat and you get attacked?
There's been multiple times it happens.
I mean, so, to give you another example, I have here, there was a woman charged for attacking a man in a mega hat in a restaurant.
And then ICE decided to arrest them.
Arrest her.
Arrested the lady.
Same thing.
There's another instance where an 80-year-old man in Jersey
New Jersey, 81 years old, was assaulted by a leftist because he was wearing a mega hat.
Does that make sense to you?
I mean, seriously, it's the old man.
Leave the old man alone.
But see, they can't help themselves.
They go based on their feelings.
They go based on their feelings.
The old man you see on the screen now, he was here in California.
He was attacked.
Why?
Because he's wearing a mega hat.
It should not happen.
We are Americans.
We have freedom.
And people are going to fight for the freedom.
The young and the old.
My name is Will Johnson.
You are watching the Alex Jones Show.
We'll be right back.
I hope every man, woman, and child out there watching and listening to me right now is thanking God for how far we've come.
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